D&D Frost Prince 2 1

7/26/2019 D&D Frost Prince 2 1

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Gelus: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Gelus, and were a

traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a

group of drunken sailors, and youre a bunch of baby seals. Aaaand, go.

!ome murdering happens"

Gelus: Aaand, scene.

Mayor Moori: #hat do you want from us$ #hy are you slaughtering our people$

Gelus: #ellll, % was &ust in the area and % thought this would be a delightful place for

a summer home' #hat the f((k do you think %m here for$

Mayor Moori: )ur trees$

Gelus: *ivalis, two or three more.

*ivalis: +wo or three more$

Gelus: +wo or three more.

More murdering happens"

Gelus: ery good *ivalis. !ee$ #hy cant you be more like him, Algor$

Algor: !orry -oss.

Gelus: *ow, then, all kidding aside #heres the !hard$

Mayor Moori: #e dont have it.

Gelus: /ou know, %d be inclined to believe you if the last village mayor didnt say

the e0act same thing 1ntil we killed everyone and tortured the information out of

him, of course. %ts the darndest thing, too /oure beginning to remind me a lot of

him.

Mayor Moori: 2lease. 3o not be upset.

Gelus: )hhh, % dont get upset. % have people to do that for me. Algor$

Algor: #ith gusto.


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#arrior: !top right there4

Gelus: )h, look, more baby seals.

#arrior: #ere here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.

Gelus: *inety'two

#arrior: +his has gone on for too long. And now, youre going to pay.

Gelus: +hree hundred and 5fty'5ve

#arrior: #e are #e #hat are you$

Gelus: *o, go on, continue, dont mind me.

#arrior: And #e are the ones who will stop you.

Gelus: )oh, wow, four hundred and nineteen.

#arrior: And... #hat the Hell are you doing$

Gelus: )h, sorry, its a little hobby of mine. % hear these heroic speeches so wearily

often, so %ve started keeping a mental list of how many times %ve hear certain

lines.

#arrior: /ou /ou insane bastard.

Gelus: )ne hundred and ninety.

#arrior: /eah$ #ell, uh, were going to 6((7 /)18 6A94

Gelus: )h'oh, my4 ....twelve.

#arrior: Hrrrh4

Gelus: *ivalis, give the command4

*ivalis: Algor, give the command4

Algor: Get ;em.

a few minutes pass"

*ivalis: !ir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.


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Gelus: )h, how cute.

screams from Gelus


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*ivalis: As could %, >ord Gelus.

Mayor Moori: 6ine. Here. +ake the !hard4 And leave us be.

Gelus: )h, &ust one more ?uestion. 9ould you point us in the direction of the ne0t

village$ /ou seem to have destroyed out Artifact.

Mayor Moori: +hat wasnt part of our deal4

Gelus: Annnd 5ve hundred4 Algor, show them what theyve won4

9hild murder happens"

Mayor Moori: /ou /ou killed my son4

Algor: /eah, sorry about that. How ;bout % do you a favor$ Mooris +urn" +here. *ow

ya

wont miss him.

Gelus: )h, and while youre at it, could you deal with the rest$

Algor: % really do love kids. +hey dont leave much of a mess.

Adventurers are dragged away by wi@ard"


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+enor: %


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+enor: 2ansy4

*ivalis: #ha''$ (they collide( +enor4 How dare you ram into me while %m thinking

about >ord Gelus and my thong4

+enor: /eah, &ust going to ignore that one entirely.

*ivalis: -ut it is a good thing % found you, +enor. *ow are you going to come ?uietly,

or do % have to make you scream$

+enor: )h, you mean like Algor$

*ivalis: )h please. *ever send a woman to do a mans &ob.

(5ghting(

+enor: 6acedown with another man pounding your ass4 %s it #ednesday already

*ivalis$

*ivalis: ery cute, +enor. -ut you have no idea what youre getting into.

+enor: Ha4 /ou have got to be kidding me4 % may have lost to those fools, but since %

got here, %ve done nothing but slaughter you cretins4 6irst ui, then Algor. %m two

for three, and %m back on top.

*ivalis: #ell, +enor, % hope youve en&oyed being on top because %m about to put

you back on the bottom, where you belong. /ou see, %ve been hiding another side

of myself.

+enor: #here, in the closet$

*ivalis: *ow prepare yourself...for the beast within4 % should warn you though this

form is entirely di=erent from me in every way. (transforms(

*ivalis monster: %MMA 8A2 /)1, -%+9H4

+enor: +o be perfectly honest, youre not that di=erent, youre &ust a lot less subtle

about it )H M/ G)34

(*ivalis grabs and starts headbutting +enor knocking him unconcious, nter

Heroes44(


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(!econd ncounter(

*ivalis: !) we meet again +enor.

+enor: )h % thought % smelt body glitter.

*ivalis: Are you going to come along peacefully$ or am % going to have to give youanother pounding$

+enor: )ne time youve defeated me *ivalis, and thats one time too many4

*ivalis: *othings changed, +enor. +he last time we fought you were barely alive

when % left your body.

+enor: +hat reminds me. 3id you do anything to me while % was unconscious$

*ivalis: 3'did % what$

+enor: 3id you do anything to me while % was unconscious$

*ivalis: #hat$ *o4 God no4

+enor: )h thank God, % &Iwait, what do you mean by that$ Am % not good enough for

you$

*ivalis: All right, +enor, %m going to be totally honest with you. +his is sounding

really gay.

+enor: #hat, % #hat are you

*ivalis: *ot that theres anything wrong with that4

+enor: Just Just transform, damn you.

*ivalis: /ouve made a huge mistake +enor4 *ow prepare to die4

(5ghting(

+enor: #hat was that, % couldnt hear you over that hole % made in your stomach4

*ivalis: -ut +enor, please, &ust give me a chance. #e could work together4

+enor: /eah, yeah, %ve heard that bit already. *ow let me put this in a way youllunderstand: %m about to blow my load all over your insides.

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