“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”

PintTuborg (lager) £3.65 San Miguel (lager) £4.40 Korev (lager) £4.50 Somersby (cider) £3.55

er) £3.25 The Chester Fields Gold (real ale) £3.45 Guinness (stout) £3.95

Please ask your server about our guest beers

“I tried to say no to Vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me”

£3.25 Grey Goose £4.50 William Chase £4.00 Zubrowka £3.50 Flavoured rubbish! £3.75

“The glass can be half full or half empty... So long as there’s Whisky in it”

Famous Grouse (blended) £3.25Chivas Regal 12yr (blended) £3.50Monkey Shoulder (blended) £3.75Cragganmore 12yr (Speyside) £4.25Glenlivet 12yr (Speyside) £4.00Bowmore 12yr (Islay) £4.50Lagavulin 16yr (Islay) £6.00Glenmorangie 10yr (Highland) £4.25Glendullan 8yr (Highland) £4.00 Highland Park 12yr (Highland) £4.50 Penderyn peated (Wales) £5.25 Green Spot (Irish) £5.00 Jamesons (Irish) £4.25 Bulleit (Bourbon) £4.00 Woodford Reserve (Bourbon) £4.25Makers Mark (Bourbon) £3.75Jack Daniels (Bourbon) £3.50 Wild Turkey American honey £3.50

“One night I got so wasted on Liquors that I waited for the Stop sign to changeand it did”

£3.25Archers £3.25Baileys (50ml) £3.25

£3.25Cointreau £3.25Frangelico £3.25Drambuie £3.25Grand Marnier £3.25Jagermeister £3.25Kahlua £3.25Pernod £3.25Sambuca £3.25Southern Comfort £3.25Schnapps £3.25Olmeca silver £3.25Olmeca gold £3.25

“I have Mixed Drinks about feelings”

House spirit & mixer £3.75 Large house spirit & mixer £6.00Small premium & mixer £4.25 Large premium & mixer £6.75Small liqueur & mixer £4.00 Large liqueur & mixer £6.00

“If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Rum want my friends to know I’m missing.”

Bacardi (house) £3.25Appleton VX £3.50Mount Gay £3.50Don Papa £4.00

£4.25Wray & Nephew £4.00

£3.25

“Art is wine and experience is the BrandyMartell..VS £3.25Hennessy.. ..de..Cognac £4.00Hine..cigar..reserve £7.00Remy.. ..VSOP £4.00Hennessy..XO £12.00Calvados..Dupont..VSOP £5.25Armagnac..Clos.. ..1986 £6.25

“Do not allow children to mix drinks, it is unseemly and they use too much Vermouth”

£3.00 £3.00

£3.00Campari (50ml) £3.00Lillet £3.00

“I’d rather have a full in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy”

£3.50 £3.50 £4.00 £4.25 £4.25 £4.25

MahouSan Miguel Fresca Erdinger Weiss Somersby cranberry cider 500ml Somersby apple cider 500ml Somersby blackberry cider 500ml Gin and

of Italy!”

Greenalls (house) £3.25 Brockmans £3.75 Berkeley square £4.25 Tanqueray £3.75 Tanqueray 10 £4.00 Hendricks £3.50 Plymouth £3.50 Sir Robert of Locksley £4.00

WhitesCoorong Estate, (Chardonnay), SE Australia £ .00 £ .50 £19.00Delicious, fresh and fruity. A fruit salad of melon, peaches and cream!

Condorito, (Sauvignon Blanc), Chile £ £6.

£6.

£Can’t go wrong with a Sauvignon. Tgrapefruit and melon.

Dudley Stone, (Chenin Blanc), South Africa £ £6.00 £1 .00 South Africa’s best commodity. This is well balanced and fresh on its own but I love to mix this with soda.

Corte Della Rosse, (Pinot Grigio), Italy £5.50 £6.75 £20.00 As clean as my grandmothers conscience and as dry as her humour. She did pass away in 1982 though! Dry with hints of pear.

Ten Rocks, (Sauvignon Blanc), N Zealand Tropical refined Kiwi action. As Coca-Cola say “It’s the real thing!” A crisp palate with a long minerally, dry finish.

Rose WinesDiscovery Beach, (Zinfandel), USA £5. £7. 0 £ .00

Matra Hill, (Pinot Blush), Hungary £5.25 £7.00 £ .00Has anyone seen my pink slippers? A fruity, but dry rose with notes of citrus and cherry.

Sparkling £ .00Prosecco Rose, Italy £ .00

RedsCondorito, (Merlot), Chile £ £6.50 £19.00

plum and cherry, cinnamon and chocolate.

Essencia de Fontana, (Tempronilla), Spain £4. £6.00 £1 .00

Coorong Estate, (Shiraz), Australia £5.00 £6.50 £19.00 Mildly spicy. Imagine it to be the chicken korma of the wine world! An easy drinking wine with softy tannins and a warm finish.

Adi Vino, (Rioja), Spain £5.50 £7.50 £21.00 An exclusive old school Rioja. Like blackcurrants growing around an oak tree. Hints of spice and mellow oak.

Parlez-Vous, (Malbec), France £5. £7. £20.00 his wine gently reminds the

Argies

Half BWHITESLas Condes, (Sauvignon), Chile £12.00A great dry, zingy wine of citrus and tropical fruits. A gr riving!

Chablis Louis Moreau, (Chardonnay), France £24.00donnay with hints of grapefruit and citrus.

REDSLas Condes, (Cab Sauvignon), Chile £12.00Fruity and medium bodied red that works well with rich foods.

Vina Real Rioja Crianza, (Tempranilla), Spain £15.75Crisp with edgy tannins and a bouquet and palate of bustling red fruits.

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WINES FROM THE BAR

Forest Gin £5.50Chase gin £4.00 Bloom premium London dry £3.50 Warner Edwards £3.75

Cocktail party”

Bellini £6.50Choose from peach, strawberry or raspberry and add fruit liquor and Prosecco. Class and

Blood & Sand £ .50An absolute favourite of London 5 star hotels.

iquor and orange juice servon the rocks as a long drink.

Cosmopolitan £ .00So ‘Sex in the City!’Citrus vodka with Cointreau, cranberry and

alive.

Vodka Espresso £ .50

Vodka shaken with Kahlua and a large shot of espresso sweetened up with a bit of sugar.

Lady Marmalade £ .50All that’s missing is a slice of ered toast! Chase marmalade vodka, Cointreau, orange marmalade and fresh lemon juice served

Old Fashioned £6.95If the Cosmo is for ladies then this one is for men. Choose a Bourbon, and we’ll chill it down over ice with brown sugar, angostura and orange zest.

Brandy Alexander £6.50liquor & cream with a sprinkle of nutmeg. Don’t like Brandy? There are loads of

Apple Crumble £6.00“Would you like to see the Dessert menu?”... “No thanks”. on apa rum, vanilla syrup, butterscotch schnapps and fresh apple juice finished with nutmeg and cinnamon.

lack Forrest artini £ .50Its what it says on the tin. lack fruit purees liquors shaken up ith butterscotch schnapps and a crea float.

Fruits of the Forest Mule £ .00 If you can’t decide, this one wins every time! Muddled fruits with vodka, fruit liquors, fresh lime and ginger beer.

Long Island Iced Tea £7.50You can’t not have this 80’s classic on a menu. All the whites EXCEPT Tequila!Bacardi, Gin, Vodka, Cointreau sour mix and topped with Pepsi.

Bloody Mary £ .00The hangover cure or you need something to eat but can’t be bothered!Vodka and tomato juice and spiced out of 10.

Drinks List

Borgo Molino Prosecco Italy £5.50 £29.00 Nice and dry and very easy drinking. 1 bottle leads to 2 especially if your on our birthday deal!

Dry with a hint of ripe fruits. The classy ladies Prosecco

Strawberries and cream in a glass with a watermelon garnish and a cranberrry twirl! A fantastic rose from Califonias flagship variety. More medium than dry.

Red WinesWarm & Spicy (like Nuno, “easy peasy!”)The Landings, (Shiraz/Cabernet), Australia £21.00 A bramble fruit character and a lightly

Chakana Reserve (Malbec), Argen na £31.50 lum, spices and

chocolate. Lovely elevated fruit tones with balanced tannins.

Ederra Rioja Reserva, Spain £28.00 There’s nothing this wine doesn’t work with except an English breakfast! Red and dark fruits are fresh with cinnamon spice and meaty notes of liquorice and pepper.

Big Squeeze (Shiraz), Australia £24.50 This wine sells for all the wrong and right reasons. It has a ridiculous name but it’s the only wine on the list that us ‘Pommies’ can pronounce without looking like a dingo! The other is because it’s a great wine. Smooth and spicey and adventurously easy t

Smooth & Earthy(Like Mark, who else?!!)

The Pitmaster, (Shiraz/Viognier), Australia £24.00le of wine this is the one it would be. Perfect for steaks and

Chateauneuf du Pape, (Grenache), France £45.00meless full bodied classic that our parents used to drink on special occasions. This Rhone

wine is made predominantly from Grenache grapes, giving intense, robust, spicy vours and a long peppery

Chianto Castello Querceto, (Sangiovese), Italy £28.00 “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice glass of Chianwas the one he was talking about. Sadly no fava beans on the menu today! Medium bodied with

Light & Fruity(Like Eddie. The whippet who bats way above his average!)

Drouet Privilege, (Merlot), France £23.00A wonderful piece of Fmorning and someone smacks you in the face with a tree of plums (marginally exaggerated!!!).

Tanguero (Malbec), Argen 2 .00 Juicy and moreish! The true home of the Malbec. Like the wine above but his friends armed with a bush of blackberries.

Cosmina, (Pinot Noir), Romania £21.00

than France so we reap the rewards with this gem and the Skoda pr

Drouhin Brouilly, (Beaujolais), France £35.00A light Beaujolais wine that’s grapes grow on what appears to be a volcano. I’d start drinking at

and light, smoky minerals.

Tyrells Old Winery (Pinot Noir), Australia £29.00 This wine is as easy drinking as a pint of water on a hangover! Cherry and strawberry aromas. So eet fruit on a palate.

Full Bodied & Heavy(Like Alina above the waist!!!)

Chateau Musar, (Cabernet Sauvignon), Lebanon £58.00 Lebanon is famous for 4 things: The home of the Garden of Eden, war torn Beirut, their love of partying and where wine was invented. I was lucky enough to visit here and this is my favourite wine in the world. In true Lebanese style you can expect it to be highly ar

Ripasso, (Valpolicello), Italy £29.00Nicknamed as ‘Baby Amarone’. Why pay up to £100 for Amarone when you can have this beauty. Aged in Amarone barrels and as rich and heavy without the hangover.

Cotes du Rhone Noble Dame Treilles, (Grenache/Syrah), France £24.00

always looks classy when you see it on a dining table!

Fine & Dandy(Like Emma when she’s not hungover!)Château Pichon Lalande 1983, (Bordeaux blend), France £275.00Aromas onow.

Château Pavilion Rouge Margaux 1996, (Bordeaux blend), France £225.00 Voted the best wine of its vintage. Very masculine and full bodied with a palate of dark fruits. This is without a doubt the biggest bargain on our wine list. If nobody wants this then I’m having it!

Château Leoville Cases 2000, (Bordeaux blend), France £350.00From one of the oldest wineries in the region. Packed full of fruit and heavy tannins. An example

Vega Sicilia Unico 1998, (Tempronillo), Spain £280.00Anything the French can do the Spanish can do! Aromas of dried fruit, tobacco, spices and

White WinesCrisp, Dry & Refreshing (like )Landings Colombard, (Chardonnay), Australia £21.00 What do you mean ABC (Anything But Chardonnay)? It’s not the 80’s you know! For the healthy eater

Esencia de Fontana, (Verdejo), Spain £20.00 This is a nd de up and coming varietal from the Spaniards. Lovely

e with a pepper pot and a handful of fennel (everyone does that at some stage of their life!)

Aristocratico, (Pinot Grigio), Italy 28.00 Wikipedia – “Any class or gr , wealth, social pres ”. Dry with notes of almond and honey.

Fruity and Aromatic(Like Katie, when she’s single !)

Drouet Privelage, (Sauvignon Blanc), France £23.00

Torres San £24.00For those with a sweeter tooth. Created by Miguel T nes day (He did forget her birthday though!). Like his wife, voluptuous and slightly sweet on the palate!

Gavi Gigi Rosso, (Cortese), Italy £28.00 One of the Italians best. This ng. Medium dry with believe this may have been grown by a school of Sea bass!

Thorne-Clarke Mount Crawford, (Chardonnay), Australia £30.00A medium bodied wine with good length of citrus fruits. The nose displays some complexity with citrus and stoned fruits complimented by subtle barrel characterisEnglish? It’s excellent!!!

Chablis, (Chardonnay), France

Spain

£32.00 Chardonnay at its best. ( I bet you didn’t know that!) Clean citrus nose with a hint of apple and

Pouilly Fuisse, (Chardonnay), France £37.00 Dry, pale, fresh and delicate Burgundy, lightly oaked. An extremely popular wine during the 80’s.

the shelves and have hidden them away in their wine cellars to drink around about now!

Sancerre (Sauvignon Blanc), France

France

£38.00 This is another epeach

Chablis Premier Cru “Vau Ligenau” G £47.00 Pure class! 100% unoaked chardonnay with a concentrated tone fruits and citrus.

Perfumey & Minerally (Like !)Picpoul de Pinet Osmarine, France £25.00A very light e. Trendy in London!

. You should give it a try.

Dr Looson Riesling, Germany £27.00 Forge

Terrassen Gruner Veltliner, Austria £31.00 This wine is very close to our hearts. Gruner veltliner is the most popular grape in Austria and their wines should never be under es ted. As a big wine drinking country with not a huge

on, they keep the best for themselves. This one they let slip out so they can prove to the world that Chernobyl is long gone. Easy drinking with barely any acidity.

“If I drink enough Port maybe my ship will come in” 50ml 100ml BOTTLE

Portugal £3.50 £6.50 £23.00 (50cl)

Fonseca Bin 27, Portugal £3.50 £6.50 £35.00 (75cl)

Grahams 1983, Portugal £110.00

Sparkling Wine & ChampagneThe classy way to get wasted!

Prosecco, Italy £29.00

£32.00

£55.00

£80.00

£165.00

£7,500.00

Rose, Italy

Forget Brimont Premier Cru Brut, France

Veuve Clicquot, France

Laurent Perrier Rose, France

Dom Perignon, France

Bollinger 1999 Grand Annee Magnum 007, France

(Limited edition made for The Quantum of Solace 2008)

Wine List

Glass BOTTLE(125ml)

£65.00