1. A Romanian is not “surprised”…his “face has fallen off” (I-a picat fața). 2. A Romanian didn’t just “do so much with so little” … he “made a whip out of shit” (Face din rahat bici). 3. A Romanian won’t “lose temper” … his “mustard will jump off” (Îi sare muștarul). 4. A Romanian hasn’t just “screwed up” … he “threw his boogers in the beans” (A dat cu mucii-n fasole). 5. A Romanian won’t “try to fool you” … he’ll “throw vapours at you” (Te aburește). 6. Nor will he “lie to you” … he’ll “sell you doughnuts” (Vinde gogoși). 7. A Romanian doesn’t “suddenly get it” … his “coin drops” (Îi pică fisa). 8. A Romanian is not “extremely tired” … he’s “cabbage.” His life is not “chaotic” … it’s “cabbage.” And his room is not “a complete mess” … it’s also “cabbage” (Varză). 9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort “useless” … he says it’s “a rub on a wooden leg” (Frecție la picior de lemn). 10. You don’t “drive a Romanian nuts” … you “take him out of his watermelons” (Îl scoți din pepeni). 11. A Romanian will not have “the impostor syndrome” … he will “feel with the fly on his cap” (Se simte cu musca pe căciulă). 12. In Romania, things are not “far away” … they’re “at the devil’s mother” (La mama naibii). 13. A Romanian is not “crazy” … he’s “gone on a raft” (Dus cu pluta). 14. A Romanian won’t tell you to stop “wasting time” … he’ll tell you to stop “rubbing the mint” (Freca menta). 15. A Romanian won’t say that something is “cool” … he’ll say it’s “concrete” (Beton).
1.A Romanian is not surprisedhis face has fallen off (I-a picat
faa).2.A Romanian didnt just do so much with so little he made a
whip out of shit (Face din rahat bici).3.A Romanian wont lose
temper his mustard will jump off (i sare mutarul).4.A Romanian
hasnt just screwed up he threw his boogers in the beans (A dat cu
mucii-n fasole).5.A Romanian wont try to fool you hell throw
vapours at you (Te aburete).6.Nor will he lie to you hell sell you
doughnuts (Vinde gogoi).7.A Romanian doesnt suddenly get it his
coin drops (i pic fisa).8.A Romanian is not extremely tired hes
cabbage. His life is not chaotic its cabbage. And his room is not a
complete mess its also cabbage (Varz).9.A Romanian doesnt simply
deem an effort useless he says its a rub on a wooden leg (Frecie la
picior de lemn).10.You dont drive a Romanian nuts you take him out
of his watermelons (l scoi din pepeni).11.A Romanian will not have
the impostor syndrome he will feel with the fly on his cap (Se
simte cu musca pe cciul).12.In Romania, things are not far away
theyre at the devils mother (La mama naibii).13.A Romanian is not
crazy hes gone on a raft (Dus cu pluta).14.A Romanian wont tell you
to stop wasting time hell tell you to stop rubbing the mint (Freca
menta).15.A Romanian wont say that something is cool hell say its
concrete (Beton).16.A Romanian is not nervous he has a carrot (in
his ass) (Are un morcov n fund).17.A Romanian doesnt just keep
quiet he keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field (Tace ca porcu-n
ppuoi).More like this6 things Romanians love to hate18.As a
Romanian you dont fool yourself you get drunk with cold water (Te
mbei cu ap rece).19.A Romanian is not stupid hes a Venice bush (Tuf
de Veneia).20.A Romanian wont call it quits hell stick his feet in
(i bag picioarele).21.A Romanian hasnt been scammed he took a spike
(A luat eap).22.A Romanian is not a drunkard hes a blotting paper
(Sugativ).23.A Romanian will not look at you confused he will stare
like the crow at the bone (Ca cioara la ciolan).24.A Romanian
doesnt have unusual ideas he has a curly mind (Minte crea).
