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In te re s t in b eco m in g m o re i n ten se fo r M cP h e rso n C ollege a n n u a l 'b ig e v e n t . , th e B o o s te r B a n q u e t w h ich w ill ta k e p lace M arch 31 In th e C om ­m u n ity B u ild in g d o w n -to w n .

C o n tin u in g th e im p re s s iv e l is t o f o u ts ta n d in g sp e a k e rs a t th is e v e n t, th e g en e ra l c o m m ittee th is y e a r h a s c h o s e n C . O . Jo h n so n , p a s to r o f th e T h ird B a p t i s t c h u r c h a t S t . L ou is a s th e p r in c ip a l sp e a k e r . T h e to a s t ­m a s te r w ill b e H o m e r F e rg u s o n of M cP herson .

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T h e e n t i r e M a c o lle g e m u s ic fa c u l­ty w a s p r iv ile g e d la s t T h u rsd a y a n d F r id a y to a t te n d o n e of th e b est K an sas S ta te M usic T e a c h e rs ' Con- v e n tio n s e v e r to b e h e ld . T h e y c o n ­v ened a t S o u th w e s te rn U n iv e rsity , W in fie ld .

A m ong th e o u ts ta n d in g h ig h ­lig h ts w as a c o n c e rt by L h ev in n e , o n e of th e g re a te s t liv in g p ia n is ts ; a n o rg a n re c i ta l by P o iste r , and a v o ice re c ita l f e a tu r in g K ra f t .

L h e v in n e a n d K ra f t he ld mas te r c la sse s in t h e i r re sp e c tiv e fie ld s . M iss J e s s ie B row n a n d Miss F e rn L in g e n fe lte r a t te n d e d L h ev in n e 's c lass.

A m o st In te re s tin g fe a tu re o f th e e n t i r e c o n v e n tio n w as a p ia n o e n ­sem b le o f th i r ty p ian o s, w h ich w ere p lay ed by g ro u p s from tin y c h ild re n to a d u l ts . P ro fe sso r N ev in W . F i s h ­e r p layed in th e m en 's g ro u p .

T h o se fro m M cP h erso n m a k in g th e t r ip w e re M iss B row n , M iss L in - g e n fe lte r , th e P ro fe s so rs L oren C ra w fo rd , F is h e r , a n d R a lp h S tu t z­m an.

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L a s t F r id a y w as th e f i r s t G u es t D ay a t M cP h e rso n C ollege, w e ll a t ­ten d ed a n d a decided , success.

P a re n ts a n d fr ie n d s o f s tu d e n ts w ere f i r s t e n te r ta in e d a n d in sp ire d by a c h ap e l p ro g ra m , c o n s is tin g of sp eech es b y P ro fe s so r M A. H es s . D r. J . W . F ie ld s , a n d W illiam P . T ho m p so n . M usica l n u m b e rs w ere given by th e W o m en 's a n d M en 's Q u a r t e t t e , and B e rle M ilte r, c o rn e t- i ts .

A t noon a l l v is i to r s w e r e g u e s t s a t th e co llege d in in g h a l l . T h e s t u d e n t co u n c il th e n co n d u c ted a to u r o f th e ca m p u s , th ro u g h th e new physica l e d u c a tio n b u ild in g , th e m u seu m , th e l ib ra ry , and v a r io u s o th e r d e p a r t­m e n ts . D r. J . W . H e rsh e y to ld o f h is d i a m o n d - m a k in g a n d d is p la y e d th e la rg e s t s y n th e tic d ia m o n d in the w o r ld .

A t 2 :1 5 th e m o th e rs and fa th e r s saw an ed u c a tio n a l film on d y n a m o s a n d th e O lym pic R aces a t B e rlin . At te a t im e a l l th e g u e s ts en jo y ed a te a -p a r ty i n th e S . U . R . M em b ers of th e D am es’ C lu b w ere ho s te sse s . T he p re se n ta tio n of th e T h esp ian p lay " B e rk e le y S q u a r e " i n t h e even ing b ro u g h t to a successfu l c lo se t h e f ir s t G u est D ay a t M cP h e rso n C o llege .

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D o n a v a n S m u c k e r , g u e s t sp e a k e r fo r th e S . C. M. T u e sd a y , is o n e o f th e o u ts ta n d in g you n g m en in peace w o rk i n th e U n ited S ta te s . D u rin g th e p a s t s u m m e r h e tra v e le d in E u r ­ope, ta lk in g to m an y of th e o u ts ta n d ­ing p ea c e le a d e rs i n E u ro p e as w ell a s in A m erica .

S m u c k e r e x p re ssed th e op in io n th a t th e p re se n t re a rm a m e n t p ro ­g ra m is n o t b e in g c a r r ie d o n fo r th e p u rp o se of d e fe n se o f o u r ow n s h o r ­e s . H e q u o te d P re s id e n t R o oseve lt a s sa y in g th a t " If w e w a it fo r w a r to com e to u s , i t w ill be to o la te . W e m u s t go to m ee t i t . " D e sp ite th e ex cu ses g iven , w e a r e a p p ro a c h in g a s i tu a t io n s im ila r to t h a t o f 1 9 1 4. S m u c k e r ca lled o u r p re se n t po licy a " n a t io n a l o ffe n se " m ovem en t.

Iro n ic a lly en o u g h , G re a t B r ita in c a r r ie d on so -ca lled w a rs o f d e fe n se , b u t a lw a y s on fo re ig n so il. T h u s , d e sp ite th e fac t th a t th e y w e re m a d e to lo o k l ik e w ars o f d e fe n se , th e y w e re n e v e r c a r r ie d on in G re a t B r i t ­a in a n d w ere i n r e a li ty w a rs of o f­fen se .

In th e ca se of a de fen siv e w ar, Mr. S m u c k e r f e l t t h a t i t w o u ld be i m ­p o ssib le to d e fe n d o u r la r g e c itie s . R a id in g p lan es c o u ld t ra v e l to o h ig h to b e re a c h e d by o u r guns.

A dd ison S a a th o ff in tro d u ced Don- a v a n S m u c k e r to th e S . C . M . G lad y s S h a n k led in d evo tions.

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T h e d e b a te rs le f t y e s te rd a y m o rn ­ing f o r th e th re -d a y m ee t a n d w ill be b a c k in M cP herson b y S a tu rd a y e v e n in g . T h ese th r e e d a y s , M arch 16, 17 , a n d 1 8 a r e c ro w d ed w ith d e b a te s , w h ich a re ro u n d ro b in , th e re b e in g sev en ro u n d s o f d eb a te f o r a l l c o n t e s t i n g t e a m s , a n d w ith o r a to r y a n d e x te m p o ra n e o u s speech c o n te s ts .

W i l l ia m T h o m p s o n a n d A ddison S a a th o f f re p re se n t M cP h e rso n C ol­leg e in th e e x te m p o ra n e o u s sp eech co n te s ts fo r m en . T h e g e n e ra l s u b ­je c t o f th e c o n te s t h a s b een g iven as ''T h e P a n -A m e ric a n S i tu a t io n ". In th is g e n e ra l c o n te s t th e r e w ill b e th r e e p re lim in a ry c o n te s ts , w ith th e s ix h ig h e s t r a n k in g c o n te s ta n ts c o m - p e t i n g i n t h e f i n a l c o n te s t.

T h o m p so n a n d S a a th o f f a l s o re p ­re se n t M cP herson C o lle g e in th e o ra ­tory c o n te s ts . S a a th o f f 's o r a t io n is e n title d "M o ra l L aw " w h ile T h o m p ­son 's i s e n tit le d " W h e re is A rm a g e d ­don?” T h e re will be o ne p re lim in a ry co n te s t and th e s ix h ig h e s t ra n k in g o ra to rs c o m p e te in th e f in a l c o n te s t .

E s th e r S h e r ry a n d A u tu m n F ie ld s will co m p e te in th e e x te m p o ra n e o u s s p e a k in g c o n te s t fo r w om en . T he g e n e ra l s u b je c t h a s b een g iv en as "T h e C o llege a n d D em o cracy ". T h ere a r e th r e e p re lim in a ry co n te s ts . The Six h ig h e s t ra n k in g c o n te s ta n ts w ill co m p e te in th e f in a l co n te s ts .

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W h e n w e s te rn c iv i l iz a t io n e n te r s A frica , th e r e s u l ts a r e n o t a lw a y s a nim p r o v e m e n t , a s e v id e n c e d by the

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Most p o p u la r n o n -a th le tic e x tr a - c u r r ic u la r ac tiv ity a t th e U n iv e rs ity o f M a in e i s th e s ta g e .

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H a ll, t e r m i t e s f a c e r e a l co m p e­ti t io n in H en ry K i t t e l l , t h e co l­lege m ail m an . H e n ry , w ho a t ­t r a c ts a la rg e g ro u p o f s tu d e n ts w hen he b rin g s t h e m a il, say s h e h a s w orn o u t th r e e flo o rs in th e a d m in is tra tio n b u ild in g d u r ­ing h is y e a rs o f s e rv ic e .

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A p p ro x im a te ly 450 s e n io r s from h ig h sch o o ls i n th e s u r ro u n d in g t e r ­r i to ry w ill com e to M acam pus A pril 22 fo r th e a n n u a l h ig h sch o o l s e n io r speech festival. T h is e v e n t, w h ic h a t t r a c ts la rg e n u m b e rs o f p ro sp e c tiv e s t u ­d e n ts , is b e ing p la n n e d by E a r l W . B reon, fie ld s e c re ta ry of th e c o lle g e .

A co m p le te p ro g ra m is b e in g a r ­ra n g e d , a lth o u g h th e d e ta i ls a r e te n ­ta tiv e a t th e p re s e n t t im e.

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D an W est gave a p e rso n a l, p ra c ­tic a l a n d tim e ly ta lk in ch ap e l la s t M onday b ased on th e co n v ic tio n s of th e s tu d e n ts as show n by th e w ar poll ta k e n by th e S p e c ta to r recen tly .

" Y o u r co n v ic tio n s sh o u ld beg ro u n d e d ," s ta te d D an W e s t , " n o t a c - c o r d i n g t o c o n d i t i o n s a t t i m e a n d p lace , becau se th e se co n d itio n s c h a n g e , b u t a c c o rd in g to d e f in i te r u l ­e s o f c o n d u c t." My co n v ic tio n s a r e n e v e r to in te n tio n a lly k i l l a m em ber of m y ow n fam ily , n ev e r t o in te n tio n ­a lly k ill a m em b er of t h i s s tu d e n t bod y , a n d n e v e r t o i n te n tio n a lly kill an y b o d y lik e o ne of y o u ."

" I f y ou v a ry fro m th e m ode a t s o m e t im e , you w ill be asked w hy. So you sh o u ld h av e y o u r c o n v ic tio n s g ro u n d e d . If you a re n o t to be r e e d - s h a k e n b y th e w in d , you sh o u ld have y o u r c o n v ic tio n s g ro u n d e d .

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D onald N ew k irk p laced th ird in th e S ta te A n ti-tobacco C o n te s t w h ich w as h e ld in B resee C o lle g e , H u tc h - in s o n , la s t F r id a y .

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Vigorous, Alive Kermit Eby To Lecture Monday Night

N o ted S p e a k e r K n o w s L a b o r, I n te rn a tio n a l P ro b le m s

F r e s h f r o m t h e b u sy l a b o r f r o n t in C h ic a g o , K e r m i t R . E b y , n o te d l e c tu r e r , w il l a r r i v e o n M a c a m p u s S u n d a y f o r a t h r e e - d a y s t a y s p o n s o r e d b y t h e S tu d e n t C h r i s t i a n M o v e m e n t .

Guest LecturerK e rm it Eby, n ephew of D r. V . F.

S chw alm a n d s e c re ta ry of th e C hi­cag o T e a c h e r 's U n io n , w ill p re se n t a s e r ie s o f le c tu re s h e re n e x t M on­d a y a n d T u e sd a y , M arch 20 a n d 21.

B ro u g h t to M a c a m p u s b y th e S . C. M., M r. E by is a g r a d u a te o f M an- ch este r co llege a n d a tte n d e d th e U n iv e rs ity o f C h icag o . H e i s a p o p ­u la r l e c tu re r on w o rld a f f a ir s , h a v ­in g s p e n t s o m e t im e in th e O rie n t.

W ednesday Is SetFor A ll-day Initiation

M C lu b O ff ic ia ls p r e p a r e F o rG a la D a y o f F u n , F ro lic

M C lu b m e m b e rs - to -b e a re a w a it­ing nex t W ed n esd ay w ith n o l i t t l e t r e p i d a t i o n , f o r t h a t d a t e h a s b e e n se le c te d fo r th e a ll-d ay in it ia tio n of a ll v a rs ity l e t t e r - m e n w h o w i s h to jo in th e M C lub .

As a n n o u n c e d by P re s id e n t Bob W ie g a n d , n o h az in g w ill b e a llo w - e d , b u t th e in i t ia te s w ill be fo rced

to w ea r u n c o n v e n t io n a l g a r b , a n d go th r o u g h m a n y u n h e a rd -o f an tics b e fo re th e d ay is over.

W ith su ch m e a n s t e r s a s Roy R o b e rtso n , T o n y V o s h e l l , a n d H a r ­o ld L arsen a r r a n g in g th e " e n te r ta in - m e n t" fo r th e new m e m b e r s , th e a l l - d ay H ell D ay w ill be n o picnic.

T h e in d u s tr ia l a r t s d e p a r tm e n t h a s r e p o r te d a h e a v y d em an d fro m o ld m em b ers fo r th e la rg e o ffic ia l m a p le M C lub p u dd les . T h e y will be used to en fo rce law a n d o rd e r upo n any u n ru ly in itia tio n . W ieg an d h a s e m p h a s iz e d th a t th e r e w i l l b e a h eavy p en a lty p laced up a n y m em ­b e r w ho d oes n ot c a r ry th is en fo rc ­in g ag en t w ith h im d ur in g th e e n ­t i r e d ay to p rev en t a n y in s u b o rd in a ­tio n on t he p a r t o f th e in it ia te s .

W ed n esd ay ev en in g a g e t- to g e th ­e r h a s been p lan n ed fo r a ll m em ­b e rs o ld a n d new . T h e c o m m itte e on a r r a n g e m e n ts h a s an n o u n ced th a t i t w i ll u n d o u b te d ly be a n in ­sp ir a t io n a l m ee tin g o f fe llo w sh ip .

P la n s f o r th e a n n u a l M C lub b a n - q u e t, w h ich w ill be h e ld so o n , a re a s ye t in d e f in ite , b u t c o m m i t t e e s h a v e been a p p o in te d to a r r a n g e fo r th e ga la a ffa ir .

Arnold Girls Toss St. P atrick Party

A rn o ld H a ll is s te p p in g o u t S a tu r - d ay n ig h t! B o th th e tim id a n d bold h a v e re q u e s te d th e p le a su re of e s ­c o r tin g th e m an o f th e i r d re a m s to th e fo rm a l S t . P a tr ic k 's P a r ty , w hich is to ta k e p lace in t h e s tu d e n t u n ­ion ro o m . It is to be a g a la occas­ion fo r th e A rn o ld ite s a n d th e i r h o n ­o re d g u ests .

E b y w h o , b e s id e s b e in g s e c r e t a r y o f t h e C h ic a g o T e a c h e r s ’ U n io n , is a n o r d a in ­e d m in is te r , w i l l s p e a k in t h e c o l le g e c h u r c h a t 1 0 :4 5 S u n ­d a y m o r n in g in h is f i r s t p u b ­l ic a p p e a r a n c e h e r e .

Monday evening Eby will g ive a public lecture in the college chapel. A m an who has in te re sts in foreign re la tions as a re su lt of several years sp ec iliza tio n in th e University of Chicago and a half-year trip to the O rien t, Eby will have something interesting in say. Among the many subjects of which he lec tu res a re "The challenge To Democracy." "M unich in i ts A fterm ath ," "Roose­velt's Foreign Policy" , and "T he Responsibility of Education in T w entieth Century Living." A free­will offering will b e t a k e n a t the lec ture to help defray the expenses of bringing such a notable speaker to the campus.

A talen ted s p e a k e r w i th w id e experience, w ho h as lectured before conferences , clubs, churches, high schools and colleges in th is nation and abroad , K erm it Eby has been highly p r a i s e d w h e r e v e r h e h a s

A fte r g r a d u a tin g fro m M cPhe r- s o n 's s is te r c o lle g e , M a n c h e s te r , E by a tte n d e d th e U n iv e rs ity of C h icago and th e n we n t to J a p a n , K o rea , M an ch u k u o , a n d C h in a , w h e re he co n tac ted m a n y le a d e rs of op in ion . H e is a p ro g re ss iv e a n d v ig o ro u s s tu d e n t, w i t h i d e a s t h a t h a v e c h a l- le n g e d m a n y e x is tin g in s t i tu t io n s . H e h a s been t e r m e d a ra d ic a l and a Red by m a n y of h is e n em ies w ho d is lik e h i s F r a n k , o p e n c r it ic ism of d e fe a ts in o u r p r e s e n t so c ia l in s ti- t u t i o n s , b u t t h o s e w h o k n o w h i m b est, k now h im a s a p ro fo u n d sc h o la r a n d th in k e r .

Be s id es sp e a k in g i n ch a p e l M on­d ay m o rn in g a n d h o ld in g d iscu s- s i o n s i n t h e a f te rn o o n , E by w ill a p ­p e a r b e f o r e t h e I n t e r n a t i o n a l R e­l a t i o n s C l u b T u e s d a y . D u rin g h is s t a y h e r e h e w i l l c o n d u c t n u m e ro u s d is c u s s io n g ro u p s . T h ese w ill be p a r t ic u la r ly in te re s tin g b ecau se h e is w e ll- in fo rm ed o f th e u n sc ru p u l- o u s m e th o d s em p lo y ed by b o th la b o r and c a p ita l i n t h e recen t tro u b le .

Eby h a s w ritte n th a t he is p a r ­tic u la r ly i n t e r e s t e d i n co lleges , a n d is e a g e r to com e t o M cP h e rso n be­cau se h e th o ro u g h ly e n jo y s th e col- le g e e n v i r o m e n t .

Public School Musicians P lan Busy Spring

P u b lic sch o o l m usic p u p ils o f F e rn L in g e n fe lte r w ill h av e a busy sp r in g se a so n . T h e y a r e to be p re ­se n te d i n a re c ita l a b o u t th e m id d le of A p ril.

S tu d e n ts a r e p re p a rin g fo r th e p ian o to u rn a m e n t to be h e ld in W ich ita J u n e 9-10 a lso . T h e se a re M arth a J a n e B r ig h t , B e tty P a rso n s, G a lv a ; P a t ty R e o m e , J u n e S o rensen , D oro thy H ie b e r t , J e r r y G atz , In m an .

P la n s a r e a lso p ro g re ss in g fo r an o p e re t ta to b e g iv en in M ay. I t w ill be th e s ix th a n n u a l o p e re t ta given by th e P u b lic S chool M usic D e p a rt­m en t. T h e following h a v e b e e n p re ­se n te d : "M u sica l P la y le t" (O rig in ­a l. " F a th e r T im e 's P a r ty " (O rig in - a l ) . " T r ip to F a iry la n d " , " T h e C a n ­d y S h o p " , " B ird s o f a F e a th e r " b y A dair.

T h is y e a r 's w ill be an n o u n ced la t ­e r . T h i r ty to fo r ty y o u n g s tu d e n ts w ill p a r tic ip a te .

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T h e S p e c ta to r S e e sJack H arris Says He Doesn’t W ant To Die; And Who Does?

There is no use w riting editorials about peace, or any­th ing else, as long as the re are a le rt w rite rs like Jack Harris of the Hutchinson News to do our w riting fo r us.

H arris is becoming nationally famous fo r an editorial th ree thousands w ords long in which he pictures the folly of w ar under the caption, "I Don’t W ant to Die." S enator Cap­per h as had it included in th e congressional record. The gist of it is given in th e following ex tra c t:

I'm 37 years old. If w a r comes th e boys in th e ir tw en­ties will be shoved into uniform s first, bu t my health and circumstances a re such th a t I 'll be subjec t to th e second call.

I love my country, but I love living more. I don' t w ant to get poison gas in my lungs. I don' t w ant a piece of shrapnel in my stomach. I don’t w ant m y legs riddled by m achine gun bullets. I don 't w ant m aggots craw ling in my brains th a t have been laid open by a sp lin ter from an ae ria l bomb, I don’t w ant to die.

Because I am 37 an d w an t to live, I ha te those who have brought the United S tates closer to w ar today th a n it was in 1915. I w asn’t old enough to figh t then but I was old enough to w atch the w ar hysteria being roused until it tem pted the United S tates in to a ruthless struggle fo r pow er in Europe. And I w as old enough to see w hat it cost us then and since.

T h a t's w hy I h a te those who today are deliberately stir- ring emotions in favor of one side o r ano ther in th a t bloody European conflict, which again is on the verge o f breaking out of council cham bers and onto battle fields. O fficials of our governm ent w ho already have ta k en sentim ental sides, mem­bers of Communist and Fascist organizations alike, those w ith munitions to sell, open and secret agents of o th e r nations, pro­fessional busy bodies, and all o thers in this country who have been know ingly rousing passions I dam n alike, because I do not w an t to die.

The officials of our governm ent who are issuing inflam m atory statem ents, those w ho ta lk o f boycotts, the ones who promote dem onstrations against one foreign nation o r another, the Joe D oaks who already a re tak ing sides in a f igh t on the o ther side of the world th a t isn’t any of our business, and th e misguided zealots who are spreading hate in press, pulpit, and rostrum a re guiltie r o f treason than A aron Burr. Treason to those of us who may have to die.

I t 's a troubled w orld, and th e U nited S tates can’t isolate itself from the strife . But its defense isn’t p lanes and battle ­ships, o r soldier* having th e ir heads shot off on some o ther continent. Its only safeguard as to get so busy finding jobs for its ten million out of w ork th a t it w on 't have any tim e fo r its neighbors' unconscionable quarrels . T ha t alone w ill p ro tect the A m erican system and A m erica's millions of young men of d ra f t age.

T hey don’t w an t to die. Nor do I.

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Dale Stucky, Raymond Coppedge, Autumn Fields,Esther Sherfy, Dean Frantz, Herbert Michael, RobertRice, Maurice A. Hess Editor-In-Chief, Sports and Composing Editor, AssociateEditor, Feature Editor, BusinessManager, Circulation Manager, Bookkeeper, Faculty Advisor

REPORTERS AND SPECIAL W RITERSDoris Dresher, Vera Heckman, Harold Larsen, Donna Jean Johnson, Ernest Reed, Emerson Yoder, Mary Boring, Elizabeth Mohler, AstaOstlind, Ramona Fries, Lois Kenned, Doris Voshell, Hubert Shelly, Verda Grove, Rilla Hubbard

high lights— on th e h ill—

Vance S an g e r a n d Reba Gibson to l i k e e a c h o th e r a s w e l l a s lookin ' a lik e . J u s t a n o th e r c a se o f opposites n o t a t t r a c t in g .

We th o u g h t R o llin W a n a m a k e r h a d co m p le te ly g iven u p th e sh ip as far as Kitty M o h le r w as co n ce rn ed b u t we se e th a t h e s ti l l is v e ry m u ch in t herace .

We h e a r th a t c h ie f - ro a r in g -b u ll Saa- t h o f f w a s v e r y m u c h u p s e t t o h a v e

h is n a m e in s e r te d i n a d i r t c o lu m n . T h ose b ig w ords d o n 't s o u n d so p re tty w hen th e y a r e b e llow ed , S aa tho ff.

A u d re y H a m m a n n is v e r y a th le tic , s h e ev en w o rk s h a r d w h en s h e is on ly the m a n a g e r o f a b a sk e tb a ll te a m , re m in d e d u s o f j u m p i n ' J a c k .

W h a t w a s D r. F lo ry 's a t t r a c t io n on th e f re sh m a n b e n c h a t th e in tr a m u ra l b a s k e tb a ll g a m e s ? C o u ld i t h a v e been th e " o h so c u te " f re sh m e n g a ls ?

R a y m o n d F lo ry a n d R o w e n a F ra n tz e v e n g o t t o b e t o g e th e r i n t h e T h e s - p ia n p la y . T h a t 's w h a t w e w o u ld call r e a l ly f ix in ' th in g s .

T h e S tan se l-F rie s ro m an ce h as g o n e on th e ro c k s . S tanse l ev id e n tly d o e sn 't ge t to sp en d en o u g h tim e u s in ' a te le ­ph o n e w h ile w o r k in '. S h e s p e n t tw o h o u rs a c o u p le o f s u n d a y s b a c k try in ' to g e t C a lv in Jo n es on th e phone .

S a m m y E lro d su re w ou ld lo o k cu te in a b a s k e t - b a l l s u i t i f i t w a s n 't for th e fa c t t h a t h i s c h e s t h a s s l i p p e d . Ma y b e i t 's to o m u ch b ee r.

Th ose tw o cave-m en , De lm a r Atchi- so n a n d B e rn a rd N o rd lin g , rem oved M a r g ie D a v is ' s to c k in g r ig h t o u t in p u b l i c t h e o t h e r a f te rn o o n , t s k tsk w h a t 's th is w o rld c o m in to , anyw ay?

Ap p a re n t ly Ja k e C ram er lik e s to fish , a t h a s t h e goes fo r a li t t le S pohn.

Doc Hoo v e r a n d Bu r t W eible nodded in a g re e m e n t w h en P ad en su g g ested " b u n d l in g " w as a d e lig h tfu l p rac tice .

Two so p h o m o re s c a r r ie d th is s ta c k ­in ’ id e a in to th e ad b u ild in g u n til pop H a rsh b a rg e r c a u g h t th em in th e a c t.

F lies H inder S tudy H ab its;A rouse Ire O f W riter

A n o te o f n o t-s o -h e a v y th o u g h t w a s i n t r o d u c e d in to a w e e k o f s e r i o u s e d i to r i a l i z in g w h e n t h e U n iv e r s i ty o f R e d la n d s " B u lld o g " c a m e o u t w i th a d is c u s s io n o f a p r o b le m t h a t is n o w o n ly p e c u l i a r t o t h e s u n n y - a s - a d v e r t i s e d s t a t e o f C a l i f o r n ia . G e t o u t y o u r b e s t s u m m e r - t im e th i n k in g c a p a n d r e a d t h i s :

" U n n e c e s s a r y s o u n d c a n b e q u i t e a d i s t r a c t i o n t o c o n c e n ­t r a t i o n w h e n o n e is t r y i n g t o s tu d y , b u t t h e r e a r e o t h e r d is ­t i n c t i o n s w h ic h c a n b e j u s t a s b a d . O n e e q u a l ly a n n o y in g h i n d r a n c e to c o n c e n t r a t i o n i s a s q u a d r o n o f f l ie s . A n d o u r l i b r a r y is t h e h o m e o f m a n y b u z z in g s q u a d r o n s . I t ’s a b o u t a s e a s y t o s t u d y w i t h f l i e s o n o n e ’s n o s e , o n o n e 's b o o k , o n o n e 's e lb o w , a n d in o n e ’s h a i r a s i t w o u ld b e to s tu d y o n t h e c o r n e r o f F i f t h a n d M a in o n S a t u r d a y n i g h t ( t r y i t s o m e t im e .) T o h a v e f l i e s in o n e ’s s tu d ie s i s w o r s e t h a n t o h a v e f l i e s in o n e ’s s o u p . W i l l s o m e o n e p l e a s e b u y t h e l i b r a r y a f l y s p r a y g u n a n d a g a l lo n o f a m m u n i t io n ? " -A . C . P .

H ull, M ore D efinite Then Coolidge, Has No Aspirations

W h i le d i s c u s s io n o f i n t e r n a t io n a l t o p ic s s e e m s t o be, t h e r u l e in c o l l e g e n e w s p a p e r s t h e s e d a y s , a f e w a r e t u r n i n g to t h e p o l i t i c a l s i tu a t io n w i th in o u r o w n b o r d e r s . A n o th e r c o l le g e p a p e r , t h e U n iv e r s i ty o f B a l t im o r e " B a lo o " , h a s c o m e o u t fo r S e c r e t a r y o f S ta t e C o r d e l l H u l l f o r p r e s id e n t . H o w e v e r , M r. H u l l h a s w r i t t e n t h e B u t l e r U n iv e r s i ty " C o l l e g i a n " , f i r s t to n o m in a t e h im f o r t h e h ig h o f f ic e , a p o l i te r e f u s a l o f t h e h o n o r : " I s h o u ld b e f r a n k t o s a y t h a t I h a v e n o p e r s o n a l p o l i t ic a l a s p i r a t io n s a t a l l , e i t h e r p r e s e n t o r p r o s p e c t iv e ." W h ic h s e e m s t o u s a l o t m o r e d e f in i t e t h a n C o o lid g e 's f a m o u s " I d o n o t c h o o s e t o r u n . " — A . C . P .

Econom ics Class Organizes U nion

N ew B ru n sw ic k . N . J . — (A C P ) — W o rk e rs o f th e w o rld , u n ite ! W ith th is s lo g a n s tu d e n ts a t th e R u tg e rs U n iv e rs ity eco n o m ics o f la b o r c la ss to o k P ro f . W a lte r R . P ea b o d y a t h is w ord a n d o rg an ized a u n io n to p u t c la ss ro o m d isc u ss io n in to p ra c tic e . B u t th e p la n s eem s to h a v e b ack fired on th e in n o cen t p ro p o sa l o f th e in ­s t ru c to r .

W ith a f iv e -p o in t p ro g ra m a s th e ir p la tfo rm , th e s tu d e n ts d e m a n d op­tio n a l exam s, n o c la sse s a f t e r dance w eek en d s, l e c tu re r s f ro m o u ts id e th e cam pus, a b o lit io n o f t a k in g th e ro ll in c la ss a n d th e r e tu r n in g o f a l l test p a p e rs w ith in a w eek a f t e r te s ts .

N e g o tia tio n s a r e p ro c e e d in g s lo w ­ly w ith th e c o o p e ra tio n o f th e in ­s t ru c to r . S tu d e n t o ff ic e rs o f t h e u n ­ion hope th a t a n a g re e m e n t w ill be reach ed so o n . T h ey p o in t o u t , r a th ­e r ca su a lly , t h a t th e w eap o n s o f a un io n su ch a s a s t r ik e , p ic k e t in g a n d a boyco tt c a n be em p lo y ed , if nec ­essary .

A U n iv e rs ity o f M ich igan sc ie n tis t h ad u n e a r th e d ev id en ce w h ic h i n ­d ic a te s th e f i r s t b a rb ecu e w as h e ld 1 ,100 y e a rs a g o .

T h is y e a r th e M cP h e rso n co llege q u a r te t is f i l l in g m a n y e n g a g e m e n tsth ro u g h o u t th e s t a t e a n d is b eco m in g a p o p u la r m u s ica l g ro u p . S u n d ay m o rn in g th e q u a r te t w ill a p p e a r a t th e M e th o d is t c h u rc h a t W in d o m .

L e f t to r ig h t , th e p e rso n n e l o f th e q u a r te t in c lu d e s W esley D eC o u rsey , N am pa, Id a h o : W ay n e A lb r ig h t , E l d o r a , Io w a ; G o rd o n Y o d er, W a te r lo o , Io w a ; a n d K e ith P ie rc e , M c P h e rso n .

R ascals T ick le H uge P y th o n

A s th e su n w e n t d ow n a n d th e Mc­P h e rso n c a m p u s m o lted i n to da rk lo o m in g sh ad o w s, a c tiv it ie s b eg an in e a rn e s t in t h e b io lo g y la b o ra to ry . It a l l s ta r te d w ith th e th o u g h tle s s ac­t io n s o f tw o l i t t l e b a c te r ia w ho fa il­ed to fo llo w p a r e n ta l in s t r u c t io n s . In s te a d o f a p p re c ia tin g th e snug w a rm th o f th e i r p re p a re d s l id e , they hopped a s tr id e a g ra in of d u s t and w ere c a r r ie d b y a d r a f t o f a i r u n d e r th e o ld la b o ra to ry d o o r a n d in to the d a rk se c lu s io n o f th e a d jo in in g room . T h o se p ick led w o rm s j u s t w o u ld n 't b re a k d ow n th e i r su p e r io r i ty com ­plex a n d e n te r ta in l i t t l e b a c te r ia w h o w ere in se a rc h o f f u n . M o h le r 's p ri­v a te lab , c o n ta in e d v e ry l i t t l e except so m e b o n es th a t h a d been p ic k e d d ry th o u s a n d s o f y e a rs p rev io u s ly . No fu n th e re !

A h , th e h a l l lo o k ed in te re s tin g . In a few m in u te s th e e n t i r e la b o ra to ry w a s i n a j i t t e r . T h e m o l d s a n d sp o n g es re e le d d izz ily i n th e i r places, th e c ra y f ish sh o o k in t h e i r a lcohol, a n d th e p o o r e a r th w o rm s w ho had b een so ru d e ly s p lit in a r e c e n t la b o r ­a to ry p e r io d su f fe re d a g o n y a t the ru d e sh a k in g . T h e c a u se ? T w o l i t ­tle bac te ria h a d a t l a s t fo u n d ex c ite ­m e n t. S n u g g led b e n e a th a sca le of th a t g r e a t P y th o n th e y w e re en joy - in g a r id e , w h ile h e sh o o k w ith con­v u ls iv e la u g h te r .

W h a t H a v e Y o u G o t

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O u r l i t t l e w ord " g e t " is lo a d e d up w ith m o re d if f e r e n t m e a n in g s th an any o th e r w o rd in th e la n g u a g e . We g o t in to u c h w ith a p e rso n , g e t h im on th e p h o n e , g e t h im , dow n , g e t his g o a t. W e g e t o u r fe e t w e t, g o t set, g e t go in g , go t o u r h a n d in , g e t into a sc ra p e , g e t aw a y w ith i t. In sh o rt , " g e t " is g e t t in g to be a h a b i t w ith u s , a n d i f w e a r e n o t c a re fu l it will got us.

I f y o u c a re fo r p ra c tic e in su b sti- tu t in g sy n o n y m s, h e re is a su g g es tiv e lis t in w hich you m ay u se a sing le ve rb in e a c h in s ta n c e . Y ou n eed not r e c o n s tru c t th e s e n te n c e , n o r will you n eed to u se a n y s u b s t i tu te verb m o re th a n once .

J , H e g o t u p a t seven .2. H e g o t h is ow n b re a k fa s t.3. H e g o t m o la sse s on h is vest.4. H e g o t to t h e o ffice te n m in u te s

la te .5. H e got a r e p r im a n d fro m the

boss.6. H e g o t to b ro o d in g o v e r it.7. H e g o t th e good w ill o f h is fe l­

lows.S. H e t r ie d to g e t w h a t th e y w ere

sa y in g a b o u t h im .9 . H e g o t b e h in d o n h is w o rk .1 0 . H e tr ie d to g e t so m e o f th e

o th e r c le rk s to h e lp h im .11. H e c o u ld n o t g e t a n y he lp .12 . H e g o t re a d y to g o o u t a t

noo n .1 3. H e g o t a l ig h t lu n ch .14. H e c o u ld n 't a f fo rd to g e t a n e x ­

p e n s iv e m ea l.3 5. H e g o t a co ld fro m s i t t in g i n

a d ra f t .1 6 . H e g o t b ack to w o rk fe e lin g

m ise ra b le .17. H e w ish ed h e cou ld g e t a n o th e r

Job.13 . H e c o u ld n 't g e t a lo n g on h is

p re s e n t pay.19. H e w an ted to g e t m o re m oney .20. H e g o t n o sa t is fa c t io n from h is

p re s e n t w ork.21. H e lo n g ed to g e ta w a y f ro m th e

d ru d g e ry o f i t .22 . H e t r ie d to g e t u p en o u g h c o u r ­

a g e to re s ig n .23. H e dec id ed , f irs t, to g e t a be t ­

t e r e d u ca tio n .24. H e g o t som e b o o k s fro m th e

lib ra ry .25. H o w a s n 't a b le to g e t a n y th in g

from th em .26 . He c o u ld n 't g e t h is m in d on

them .27. H e c o u ld n 't g e t w h a t th ey

w ere a l l ab o u t.26. H e g o t m o re a n d m o r e d i s ­

cou raged .29. H e g o t to d r in k in g .3 0 . H e g o t i n to d e b t .31 . S o m eo n e g o t h im to b u y a lo tt-

e r y tic k e t.33 . H e g o t a b ig p r ize .33. H e c e le b ra te d by g e t t in g d ru n k .3 4 . O n h is w ay h o m e h e g o t ru n

over.36. A n d th u s w e g e t t o t h e e n d o f

o u r s a d s to ry .— F ro m " Y o u r L ife " .

L a d y Is C h a rm in gM arg e ry W ilso n 's d e f in i t io n o f th e

wo m an w h o is too c h a rm in g is a s fo llow s:

G u sh esS p eak s In h o n e y e d to n es S m ile s d e n ta l ly S tr ik e s g ra c e fu l poses S p e a k s a ffe c te d ly W e a rs to o m u c h p e rfu m e C u rls u p h e r l i t t l e f in g e r O v e r-d re sse sW e a rs to o m u ch Jew e lry U ses to o m a n y a d je c tiv e s I s to o e a g e r t o p lea se I s in sp id ly " s w e e t" a t e v e ry p o in t.

O h io 's five s ta te u n iv e rs it ie s have Form ed a n in te r -u n iv e rs i ty counc il to c o o rd in a te th e e d u c a tio n a l po li­t i c s a n d p ro g ra m s o f t h e schoo ls .

FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1939 The SpectatorMany Take P art InGuest Day Chapel

Faculty. Students, Friends Represented In Program

A h ig h lig h t o f t h e f ir s t an n u a l g u e s t d a y o f th e c o l le g e la s t F r id a y w a s t h e s p e c i a l c h a p e l p r o g r a m a t ten-fifteen. Special m usic an d ta lk s fu rn ish e d a n e n jo y ab le hour.

D r . V. F . Schw alm , p resid ing le d th e d evo tiona ls . P r o f e s s o r N e v i n F ish e r led th e g ro u p in th e s in g in g o f a h y m n .

T h e v a rs ity la d ie s q u a r te t , c o n s is t- in g o f G la d y s S h a n k , O pal H offm an , F ra n c e s C a m p b e ll, an d L ill ia n P a u ls , s a n g "In My G a rd e n " by F ire s to n e a n d a s a n en co re th e c a tc h y t u ne, "O ld M o th e r G oose."

P ro fe sso r M au rice A . H ess w elcom - e d t h e g u e s t s i n b e h a l f o f th e fac ­u lty . Me sa id th a t e d u c a tio n was a n e sse n tia l o f dem ocracy w h ich a t p re s - e n t tim e is on th e defense.

T h e pu rpose , he s a id , o f gu est day was th e g iv ing o f o p p o rtu n ity fo r p a r e n t s a n d f r i e n d s t o u n d e rs ta n d ed u c a tio n . T h e co llege , once act a p a r t from M cP herson , is now " u n i­ted w ith th e to w n " , M cP herson Col­lege w an ts a " c o n tin u a tio n of good w ill . "

W illiam P . T h o m p so n , p re s id e n t o f th e s tu d e n t c o u n c il , w e lc o m e d th e g u e s ts on b e h a lf of th e s tu d e n ts . H e ex p la in ed th a t th e re w as a second pu rp o se fo r gu est d ay . P a re n ts w ere to b e a c q u a in te d w ith th e fac t th a t c o lle ge is en jo y a b le b u t i t i s a l s o a p la c e fo r w o rk . T h e p re se n t s tu d e n t body h a s a h e r i ta g e f ro m th e p a s t , is th e p re se n t, a n d w ill be th e fu tu re .

B e rle M ille r , a s tu d e n t fro m C edar R a p id s , Io w a , p lay ed a co rn e t solo, " L i t t le E c h o s ," and a s a n enco re , "G ypsy Love Son g " by V ic to r H er­b e r t.

D r . J . W . F ie ld s g a v e th e re s p o n s e t o t he w elcom es. H e w as a s tu d e n t of th e co llege fo rty -tw o years ago. H e sa id , th e s tu d e n t d e te rm in e s w h a t he ta k e s aw ay fro m co llege. "Y ou have th e s ta f f a n d th e eq u ip m en t, and th e co lleg e is n o t so la rg e b u t w hat each s tu d e n t can f ind so m e way to ex p re ss h im se lf ."

T h e v a rs ity m a le q u a r te t received th e u s u a l f a v o r o f th e s tu d e n t body and v is ito rs . T h ey sa n g " S h o r te n in ' B re a d " by W olfe and resp o n d ed w ith tw o en co res .

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S u n d ay even in g , M arch 19, th e Mc - P h e rso n C ollege Peace O ra to rica l c o n te s t w i l l b e h e ld a t 7 :1 5 a t th e C h u rc h o f th e B re th re n , a s a n n o u n c ­ed by th e local d ire c to r , M a u r ic e A . Hess.

T h e w in n e r of f i r s t p lace w ill re p ­re se n t M cP herson C ollege in th e th e s ta te c o n te s t a t K ansas W esleyan on A pril 1 4 . T h e local p r izes a re : f i r s t p r ic e , $ 7 . 5 0 ; second p r iz e , $ 5 .0 0 ; a n d t h i r d p rize , $ 2 .50 . T he s t a t e p r i z e s a r e : f i r s t p r ize , $ 5 0 .0 0 ; second p rize , $ 3 0 .0 0 ; th i rd p r iz e , $20 .0 0 .

F iv e s tu d en ts w h o h a v e e n te re d th e local co n te s t a r e E ldon D u B o i s , w hose su b je c t w ill b e " T h e W o rld 's A t t i t u d e T o w a r d P e a c e " : R o b e rtR ice, w ho w ill speak on " W a r or Peadce:" V ance S an g e r , w h o w ill sp eak o n " A p h ilo so p h y of L if e " ; W ilb u r S te m , w hose s u b je c t w il l be " I t 's A n Old R u t" : a n d A ddison W es t , w ho w ill sp ea k o n "A C all T o Serv ice" .

T h i s c o n te s t i s o p e n to th e pub - lic a n d u su a lly d ra w s a la rge crow d.

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A labam a ch em is try in s tru c to r , has new d e fin it io n s fo r ' 'e n e rg y " a n d " w o rk ." " A ny th in g th a t ex is ts con­ta in s en e rg y , a n d en e rg y is th e c a p a ­c ity o f a body to do w o rk ." h e s a y s .

T h e n , h e a sk ed h is c lass , " Do you know w h a t k in d o f w ork th is d o o r w ould d o ? " R ece iv ing n o answ er, he cam e a t th em w ith t h i s : "W ood W o rk "

B u t i t 's a good th in g H a rv a rd m a n C onrad B u d n y w a s n 't th e o b je c t o f B u c k in 's d is -a f fe c t io n s , fo r B udny c la im s th e u n o ffic ia l m ilk -d r in k in g c h am p io n sh ip o f th e w o rld : h ed r in k s seven g la sse s o f m ilk per m eal and h as do n e so ev e r s in ce b e w as a b a b e i n a r m s . N o s i s s y , h e e x e rc is e s w ith 5 0 -p o u n d w eights , u s­in g a 2 0 0 -p o u n d w e ig h t fo r "special o c c a s i o n s — A . C . P .

Conducts ChorusN e v in W . F is h e r , head of th e vo­

cal d e p a r tm e n t of M cPherson co l­lege, d ire c ts , th e c o m m u n ity o ra to r ­io, " T h e C rea tio n , " w h ich w ill be p re se n te d on S u n d a y , M a r c h 2 6 , a t th e c ity a u d ito r iu m . T h is i s th e sec­ond y e a r in w hich M r. F ish e r h a s co n d u cted th e la rg e ch o ru s.

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B aldw in cam e ov er re c e n tly to ta k e som e p a r lo r sh o ts fo r th e Q uad. H e w an ted m o re th a n h a n d -h o ld in g : i t h ad to be th e re a l s tu f f . In o rd e r to fu lfill h is r e q u e s t , S a l l y a n d W ay n e w e n t in to th e p a r lo r e a r ly to ge t " h e a te d up ." S s s s a t ! Oh b o y !

S. G. H o o v e r h a s fo u n d fa v o r w ith D onna Je a n ag a in . I t looks l ik e a ca se o f su rv iv a l o f th e fi t te s t .

" R o t t l e - a l l u r e " G lad y s W igg ins g o e s a f t e r h e r m a n — b u t by fou l m eans . S h e e n tice s th e young man, b y u s in g a m ost te m p tin g flav o red p e rfu m e to e n sn a re h is m ost a ffec ­tio n a te a t te n tio n . T he w iles of a w om an!

L y ll is F ra n tz is c a u g h t " s lip p in g ." W h ile g e n tle m a n c a l le rs a r e v is itin g on th ird . L y llis im p a tie n tly w a its tw en ty m in u te s a t th e o th e r e n d of th e h a ll , u n a b le to p a s s by th e open d oor becau se sh e w a s a t t i r e d in h e r p e ttic o a t. M ost in c o n v e n ie n t to be s u re —a n d e m b a rra s s in g !

W e w ere ve ry w e ll im p ressed by M ary E lizab e th H o o v e r 's ex p ert C h ev ro le t sa le sm an . And b y th e b y , th e H oover b ro th e rs a n d s is te r s ce r- ta in ly re sem b le e a c h o th e r , R ig h t?

W h e re w en t w ith th e pep a n d e n ­e rg y ev e ry o ne h ad u n t i l ju s t r e c e n t­ly ? A c t u a l l y , t h e s e o l d h a l l s a re so q u ie t th a t A rn o ld H all m ig h t be co m p ared to a fe m a le m o n a s ta ry , o r so m e th in g lik e th a t . H a s everyone d ec id ed to ta k e t h e i r e d u ca tio n s se r­io u s ly ? V ery d is t re s s in g fo r th e scoop h u n te r . B u t p e rh a p s j u s t com ­m o n , e v e ry d ay s itu a tio n s w ou ld be in te re s tin g , fo r a c h a n g e . G ladys S h an k a w a its th e n e x t week e n d — a n d C u r tis N a y lo r , I re n e E w ing ch e e rfu lly s in g s a s sh e d u s ts th e s ta ir s . L o is K ennedy p la y fu lly p u sh - e s p e e p e r s th ru th e k itch en doors. E d ith M ickey s leeps h e re , and sh e a l ­so e a ts h e re w hen s h e is n ’t ac ross th e s t r e e t v is itin g b o y -fr ien d s. Ro- w en a F r a n t z i s s w e e t l y s o r r y th a t th e re a r e n o m ore b e a n s . M arjo rie K i n z i e i s bu sily a t w o rk on th e Q uad. E velyn H e rr is w ith L a V erne Y o rk . D o ro th y B ra id g o e s in to r a p - t u r e s o v e r a n o p e ra . K a th ry n B ro l- l i e r , w i t h "D u n e ", m onopo lizes t h e g r il l room . V irg in ia H a r r is s tu d ie s — a n d s tu d ie s . V e ra F lo ry len d s h e r tim e to a se w ing c irc le . F a n n ie S w iltz is co m p le te ly w rap p ed up in te a c h in g th e th re e R 's . D oris D u rs t c o n tin u e s th e C ho p stick s du e t w ith B lackw ell. M a rjo r ie A n d e rso n h as l e t h e r h a i r d o w n a n d M ickey M or­riso n s t i l l s i ts a ta h e r w in d o w . K a th ­e r in e E n n s and E d i th H u g h e y m u s t b e a t th e c o lle g e I n n . N ina L ee R u sh is p la n n in g h e r hom e— h a n d p a in te d d ra p e s , i s i t ? O rv e lle L o n g d o e sn 't s a y m u c h , a s u s u a l . V e n a F lo ry d re a m s o f w ed d in g b e lls fo r A rdys M etz and D ave M cGill. H elen D avis s t i l l h a s a s w e e t sm ile fo r a ll o f b e M o t h e r E m m e r t ? Oh , sh e 's sew in g on th a t ru g , u s in g a ll o u r o ld h o se .

Doc F lo ry says th e re is a S h ak es­p ea re q u o ta tio n fo r e v e ry s itu a t io n , a n d th a t th is o ne i s w e l l a d ap ted to A rno ld H a ll: " L o v e rs e v e r r u n befo re th e c lock. "

U n iv e rs ity o f K e n tu c k y m a th e m a ­t ic ia n s h a v e f ig u re d o u t th a t th e a v e ra g e p a ra d e ba n d m em ber m a rc h e s 1 6 0 m ile s in fo rm a tio n d u r ­ing th e fo o tb a ll s ea so n .

W ith in T h e s e W alls—At la s t T ony V o sh e ll h a s d isco v er­

ed a w ay to keep aw a k e in chape l. H e s im p ly e a ts a c an d y b a r . P e r ­haps i t d o e sn 't k eep h im w ide aw ake, b u t a sem i-conscious s ta te is a l l o n e c a n e x p e c t . "

And h e r e 's a n in su lt fo r h is p a l , Jack O livet. S o m e o n e w a n te d to know if J a c k w as a f re sh m a n o r a ju n io r.

G la d y s W ig g in s h a s a t l a s t found one excuse fo r not b e in g good. She i s a f r a i d t h a t i t w o n 't be sa fe in h eav en anyhow , s in ce In d ia n s a n d can n ib a ls go th e re too!

M y, w h a t a m ix-up in th is A rno ld H a ll L eap Y ear P a r ly . L e t s s e e , th e re 's B e rn e tta D e n n y and R oy M il­le r , H e le n D avis a n d Lesley Rog e rs : o h y e s , a n d E d i t h N ic k e y a n d E n - g o n e E ise n b ise ( t h a t i s s t r a n g e ) .

In a ca se w h e re tw o g irls w an t to a sk th e sam e boy , i t ’s s im p ly f ir s t a sk , f i r s t d a te . So ho ld y o u r h a ts , boys . I t 's j u st lik e S ad ie H aw k in 's Day.

In th e ab sen ce of D r. B o l tn o t t , E m erso n Y oder d id a n e a t b i t o f s u b s t i tu te teach in g . A t le a s t e v e ry ­o ne w as q u ie t, - th a t is , u n til F r a n ­ces C am pbell sneezed , and w oke e v ­e ry o n e up . D o h n M il le r in c lu d e d .

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M etz le r Show ed V alue o fS acrifice L a s t S u n d a y E v e .

In m a in ta in in g i ts e n v iab le re c o rd o f s e c u rin g o u ts ta n d in g p ro g ra m s , th e BY PD h as s ecu red K e r m i t E b y , w ell-know n le c tu re r w ho is com ing to th e c a m p u s u n d e r th e ausp ice s of th e S. C. M. a s a sp e a k e r S u n d ay n ig h t. T h is o u ts ta n d in g la b o r le a d ­e r w ill h av e a ta lk w ell w o rth th e w h ile to co llege s tu d en ts .

La st S u n d ay n ig h t D r. B u rto n M e tz le r p re se n te d a L e a te n ta lk s tre s s in g th e p e rso n a l a p p lica tio n o f re lig ion . T h e o u ts ta n d in g th em e of h i s t a l k w a s b u i l t a ro u n d tw o fa c ­to rs , w o rsh ip and w ork . In o u r lives, D r. M e tz le r s tre sse d th e v a lu e o f sa c r if ic e d u r in g Le n t , c o n t r a s t in g h ow ever, th e in fe r io r ity o f the sa c - r i f ic e w e m a k e to th a t w h ic h C h r i s t d id fo r us.

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L a s t M onday m o rn in g as Usual sh e p u t h e r li t t le lunch sack o n th e book sh e lf in th e Y . W . ro o m . Im a g ­in e h e r ch ag rin a t noon to find a h o le in th e b o t to m o f th e s a c k , annd a san d w ich m issing .

Im m e d ia te ly sh e accu sed th e g irls t h e r e o f a m e a n t r i c k , w hich they den ied .

T he m y s te ry w as soon to be so lv ­e d . E l i z a b e t h W a g o n e r cam e in a n d e x c ite d ly to ld h e r . " I c a m e down th e h a ll and j u s t a s I s t e p p e d i n th e doo r, th e re w as a r a t fu lly four inches ta ll e a t in g a san d w ich ( inc i­d e n ta lly a c h e e s e o n e ) b e h in d th e p ia n o ." E llen S m ith ch im ed in "A n d you sh o u ld h av e h ea rd Lib sc r e a m ."

W hen M iss C o llin s h e a rd h e r tra ­g ic s to ry th a t a f te rn o o n , sh e sy m p a­th e tic a lly r a r e h e r o n e of th o s e d e ­lic io u s b lack S . B . co u g h d ro p s to app ease sev e re pan g s of h u n g e r .

O ratorio SoloistM i s s M e r i b a h M oore, L aw rence ,

will b e o ne o f th e th r e e guest so lo- i s t s i n " T h e C re a tio n , " th e O ratorio th e M cPherson C hora l U nion will p r e s e n t S u n d ay , M arch 26 , a t the c ity a u d ito r iu m .

Mis s Moore is th e he a d o f th e vo ice d e p a rtm e n t o f th e U n iversity o f K an sas .

te a c h e r s ju s t d o n 't h av e any p r iv ­acy and m ore . T he o th e r d a y one c la ss even san g " H a p p y B ir th d a y " in P ro f. M ohler And— s h -h -h— th ey even know how old h e is.

T h e d in in g h a ll is a sw ell p lace to be, e s p e c i a l l y w h e n you’re a ll a lo n e a n d i t 's d a r k , i s n 't i t ? E llen Dale and R u sse ll K ingsley m ig h t o f ­fe r som e in fo rm a tio n on th a t su b - ject.

D r . B o ltn o tt is o n e o f th o se te a c h - e rs w ho p ra c tic e w h a t th ey teach . H e w as te ll in g h is c lass how a te a c h ­e r sh o u ld h av e a sense o f h u m o r w hen h is c h a ir s ta r te d to fa ll over. He s im p ly lau g h ed w ith th e c lass, i n ­fo rm ing th em th a t o f cou rse , th e p u p ils h a v e a r ig h t to a sen se o f h u ­m or a lso .

K a th ry n E n n s , if ask ed , could re - l a t e t o y o u a v e r y i n t e r e s t i n g a c - c o u n t o f t h e b a t t l e o f T ippecanoe . It re a lly is good even Doc B righ tlau g h ed .

C h a rle s S h e lte r h a s discovered th a t i f o n e d oo r w on’t open he h as to try a n o th e r one . In c la ss th e o th e r d a y h e w a s ask ed to leave th e room a n d a n s w e r th e te lephone . A fte r try - in g o n e d o o r fo r ab o u t a m in u te , he d e c id e d to g iv e u p th e i dea o f t ry - ing to knock i t dow n, an d v e ry m eekly w en t o u t th e o th e r door.

Trustees Approve Plans For Regional Organization

At th e ir recen t a n n u a l m eeting th e t ru s te e s of M cPherson C ollege ap- proved th e reg io n a l o rg a n iza tio n of the school and i ts re la tio n to th e c h u r c h o f t h e B re th ren .

P rev iously th is board of contro l had en dorsed th e idea o f h av in g a M cPherson c o l le g e s e c re ta ry in each local ch u rch . A t th e ir last m eeting th ey w ere e n th u s ia s tic ab o u t th e p lan a n d i n s i s t e d t h a t i t be c o n tin ­u e d . T h e t ru s te e s exp ressed high h o p e s th a t th i s ty p e o f o rg an iza tio n w ill add m uch to th e fu tu re successo f the co llege .

At th e p re sen t t im e 116 o f th e 1 9 9 B re th re n C h u rc h e s in th e Mc- P h e rs o n c o l le g e a re a have se c re ta r­ies to re p re s e n t th e school. T hese people a r e th e rep re se n ta tiv e s o f IDE tru s te e s and th e co llege in th e local chu rch .

O ffic ia ls a t th e co llege say th a t a l- m ost e v e ry m ail b rin g s ev idence of t h e i r i n t e r e s t i n every p h a s e o f th e re la tio n sh ip be tw een th e c h u rch es a n d th e co llege they su p p o rt. T he t ru s te e s seem ed co n fid en t th a t th e o rg an iza tio n as i t now s ta n d s is a fo rw ard s tep .

Mam ie W olf Presented In Piano Recital

T h e M cP herson C ollege M usic De­p a r tm e n t w ill p re sen t Miss M am ie W olfe in a p ia n o rec ita l F r id a y even­ing M arch 1 7 a t 8 : 0 0 P . M . i n t h e co llege chape l. S he w ill be assisted by Miss M illic e n t N o rd lin g , so p ran o a n d P ro f . Nev in W . F is h e r , a c o m p - a n i s t . M i s s W o l f e i s a s t u d e n t of M iss Je s s ie B row n , head of th e m usic d e p a rtm e n t. T h e fo llow ing p rog ram w ill be g iv e n :Sonato op . 13 ( P a th e tiq u e ) .......... ......

........................... .......... B ee thovenG rave

A lleg ro d e m o lto d C onbrio M iss W o lfe

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M iss W olfeF i le u s e (e n B re ta g n e ) .... ........ .

............... . R hene-B atonC la ir-d e-lu n e ..................... D ebussy

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. .. . ... ........ R e x B u rch e llK iss M e A gain V ictor H e rb e rtAs I W ent A R oam ing ...M ay W . B rahe

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D u tc h m a n " ... W agner-L isz t M iss W olfe

P a t r o n iz e S p e c A d v e r t i s e r s F a rB e t te r R e s u l ts

Joe College Is Just A Big Copy-Cat

B uffalo , N. Y .—( A C P )- S m art though to d ay 's w is e -c r a c k in g c o l- l e g i a n m a y b e , h e 's n o t a s i nven ­tiv e a s he th in k s h e i s i f y o u b e ­liev e th e re se a rc h e s o f U n iversity o f B u ff a lo l ib ra r ia n s .

A m ong th e m odern wise c rack s th a t a r e n o t so m odern , acco rd ing to th e ir d iscoveries, a r e th e follow ­ing :

" I ' l l te ll th e w o rld " w as f irs t used b y S h a k esp e a re 315 y e a rs ago.

"No t so h o t" is from th e sam e a u th o r 's " W in te r T a l e ."

" B e a u ty bu t sk in d e e p " w as P h ilip J am es B ailey 's d e sc rip tio n of a wo­m an in 1 8 6 1 .

" I 'm n o a n g e l" was c o i n e d by T h ack e ray about 1848.

PAGE FOUR The Spectator FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1939

J u n io rs N o se O u t F re sh m e n T o W in T o u rn e y

A udrey H am m an n 's F ive W ins O vertim e T h r i l le r

T o u rn ey S tandingsT eam W L P c t. T P O PJu n io r s 5 1 .8 3 3 1 7 2 1 47F resh m en 4 2 .6 66 193 161S ophom ores 2 4 . 333 168 169S en io rs 1 5 .166 173 2 29

C lim ax ing a w eek of h e c tic b a s ­k e tb a ll a c tiv ity o n M a c a m p u s , th e s lap -happy J u n io rs no sed o u t th e pun ch -d ru n k fre sh m en 32-21 in an e x c itin g c o n te s t , w hich w en t in to a n o v e rtim e period , to w in th e school cham pionship .

T he th ird -y e a r m en , coached by A u d rey H a m m a n n , a l s o tu rn e d in tw o v ic to ries ov e r so p h o m o res and sen io rs a n d lo st to th e fre sh m e n i n a n o th e r o v e rtim e th r i l le r . A rdys M etz's freshm en tw ice tr im m e d th e sen io rs a n d w on o n e c a m e from sophom ores and ju n io rs w h ile lo sin g to th e la t te r team s.

Je ss ie M essam er's so p h o m o res de­fea ted th e f re sh m en a n d sen io rs , th en lo s t to th e se team s in r e tu rn en g agem en ts a s w e l l a s d ro p p in g tw o en co u n te rs to th e w in n e rs . S opho­m ores w e r e th e o n ly v ictim of L o r- ene V o sh e ll 's sen io rs .

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T o ta ls ____________ 8 6 11F re sh m e n ( 2 1 ) F G F T FK a u fm an ......................... 2 3 2W estlin g 1 0 1B a l d w i n ------------ 0 0 2M o r r i s o n ----------------- 2 0 2Cook . . . . ..... 0 0 0R e in e c k e r ...........................2 2 3M aloney 0 1 1F u lk e rs o n 0 1 0

T o ta ls ...................... 7 7 11H a lf Score : J u n io r s 1 6 ; F re sh m en

12.

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T o t a l __________ 14 3 10S ophom ores (2 1 ) FG F T FR a tz la ff ............. 4 0 3F r a n tz __ ______ _____ 2 3 0K arlso n ___ 1 0 0S t a u f f e r ........................... 0 0 0O w en ........... ....................... 1 0 3L caq u em en t ........... 1 0 2Ve n V lee t .................. 0 0 1

T otals 3 3 9H a lf S co re : J u n io r s 1 5 : Sopho­

m ores 14.R e fe re e : B ru s t .

H i g h T o u r n e y S c o r e r s

P la y e r & T eam G T P Avg.H o rn , s r ...... ...................... 6 60 10F ra n ts , soph ....................6 5 8 9 6R e in e c k e r , F . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 5 7 9 .5D iehl. J r ................... 6 56 9 .3R a tz la ff , so p h ................ . 6 54 9R o b ertso n , Jr ............ 3 20 6.6C . B ald w in , f 5 31 6.2L arsen . s r ....................... . 1 6 6W. A lb rig h t. s r __________6 31 5.1

M anchester Cagers Travel To T ourney

M cP h erso n 's s i s te r co lleg e , M an­c h e s te r , i s a t t r a c t in g th e a tte n tio n of th e n a tio n 's b a sk e tb a ll o b se rv e rs th is w eek as i t p a r tic ip a te s fo r th e second y our in th e n a tio n a l in te rc o lle g ia te b a sk e tb a ll to u rn a m e n t a t K ansas City.

T h e S p a rta n s , w h o m ad e th e t r ip fro m N o rth .M anchester, In d ia n a to K a n sa s C ity a s a c o u rte sy o f local b u s in ess m e n , h a v e tu rn e d in a n im ­p ressive cage re c o rd th e p a s t season . M oat o f th e o p p o n e n ts i n t h e t o u g h co m p e titio n o f t h a t s ta te w e re su b ­dued by sco res a b o v e th e h a lf-c e n tu ry m ark .

R e fe ree s : B ru s t a n d M cGill.O th e r box sco res:S en io rs ( 3 3 ) FG F T FA lb rig h t .......... 2 0 1H orn___________________ 9 3 0E . B ald w in _____ 1 0 0A. B aldw in ______ 0 0 0Yo d e r ................. ............... 2 0 0P ra th e r .............................. 0 2 1

T o ta ls ______ 14 5 2

S op h o m o res ( 3 0 ) FG F T FD avidson ..... ................. 1 0 lR a tz la ff ............................ 4 2 2F ra n tz . .......... 5 0 1K a rlso n 1 0 0C h a rb o n n e a u 3 0 2V an V lee t ............ 0 0 0

T o ta ls ......................... 14 2 0H a lf Scorn: S e n io r s 1 9 ; Sopho­

m o res 14.R e fe ree : W ie g a n d

F resh m en ( 3 9 ) FG FT FF u lk e rso n .......... 2 1 0C. B aldw in ....... 4 0 1M aloney — .............. 0 0 0Cook ......................................0 0 1R e in e c k e r . .. ...................... 6 0 1W e s t l i n g .................. 4 0 1H oover _______ 2 0 1M o rriso n _____ 0 0 0I k e n b e r r y 1 0 0G a rre l ts .............................. 0 0 0T hom pson ................ 0 0 0L . A l b r ig h t__________ 0 0 0

T o ta ls — --------------- 1 9 1 5

S en io rs ( 2 7 ) FG F T FP r a th e r -------------------------3 0 0A. B ald w in — .... 0 0 1H o rn -----------------------------3 0 0W . A lb r ig h t .......... 2 0 0Yo d e r ---------- ------ ....— 1 2 1

T o ta ls ------ ------------- 1 2 3 4H a lf Score : F re s h m e n 2 2 ; Sen­

io rs 14.R e fe re e : McGill

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N etsters Begin PracticeFor A Busy Season

F o u r L e t t e r m e n a n d O th e r C a n d id a te s G e t I n C ond ition

A lth o u g h th e M a c o l l e g e t e n n i s season w ill open in tw o w eek s . C oach C laud R . F lo ry is n o t ye t cer- t a i n w h o w i l l c o m p o s e h i s sq u ad th is ye a r . T w o w e e k s fro m M onday th e B u lldog n e t ste r s w ill co m p ete w ith B e th an y h e re i n a f u e l m e e t .

M ost o f th e p la y e rs a r e p rac tic in g in th e p hysica l ed u c a tio n bu ild in g u n til th e c o u r ts a r e in c o n d itio n for re g u la r u se . P o s itio n s on th e sq u a d are s t i l l op en a n d o th e r r a c k e t w ie ld ­ers a r e u rg e d to r e p o r t to C oach F lo ry fo r p rac tice .

G ordon V oder, C a rro l C ro u se , E rn es t R e e d , and B u rn s S ta u f f e r a r e the v e te ra n s a n d R aym ond Jo h n so n . B e rn a rd N o rd lin g , a n d D e lm ar A tc h ­ison a r e sh o w in g m u c h p ra c tic e .

S o p h o m o re s h a v e su g g es ted an in te r-c lass to u rn a m e n t , b ecau se th ey th in k th e i r c la s s w o u ld c a r ry o ff all the h onors .

Track Seaton To Begin E arly Next Month

T r a ck w o rk o u ts h a v e beg u n th is w eek in e a rn e s t , b e c a u s e o n ly th r e e w eek s rem a in u n til th e track seaso n op en s . D e f in i te d a te s h av e not ye t been s e t , b u t C oach " B u c k " A stle has a rra n g e d se v e ra l t e n t a t i v e m eets .

M ost o f th e d ash , m id d le d is tance , and d is tan ce m en h a v e been g e ttin g i n to co n d itio n , b u t in c lem en t w e a th ­e r h in d e red a c tu a l w o rk o u ts . T he t r a c k a ls o n e e d s r e p a i r b e fo re i t c a n be u sed by th e can id a te s .

M avis d e f in ite ly sch ed u led a r e a t F o r t H ays S ta te o n F rid a y , A pril 7 ; S te r lin g d e n o m in a l re la y s on F rid ay . May 6 , K an sas c o n fe ren ce m ee t a t S a lin a , F r id a y , M ay 12.

O th e r m eets p ro b a b ly w ill be sch ed u led w ith S te r l in g a nd F rie n d s h e re in a t r ia n g u la r a f f a ir , w ith B e th ­e l a n d H u tch in so n J u n io r C o llege in d u a l m eets . C oach A s tle a lso hopes to ta k e a re lay te a m to th e K . U . r e ­lay s on S a tu rd a y , A p ril 22.

W . A . A . N o t e s —

L ast T u esd ay e v en in g th e b a sk e t­ba ll c lu b p layed g am es w ith th e high school g ir ls b a s k e tb a ll te am . The W . A. A. te am d e fe a te d th e h igh school te am 45 -12 .

On W ednesday a f te rn o o n a ll the g ir ls i n t e r e s t e d i n t h e in te r-c la ss to u rn a m e n t m e t in th e P h y s ic a l E d u ­cation B u ild in g T h e to u rn a m e n t w ill s t a r t n ex t T u esd ay .

L ast F r id a y m o rn in g , t he fa ith fu l

T im e O u t F o r S co o p s—T o u r n e y H o n o r R o l l—

W ith o u r f in g e r s c ro ssed , w e o ffe r a n in te r-c la ss to u rn a m e n t " h o n o r

ro ll" , w h ich in c lu d es o u ts ta n d in g P layers o f th e a f f a ir . T h ey a r e as follow s:

F o rw a rd s — E lm e r R a tz la f f , so p h ­om ore : K e ith R e in e c k e r , f r e s h m a n ; E dd ie D iehl, ju n io r ; R ic h a rd H o rn , sen io r.

C en te rs— B ob F ra n tz , so p h o m o re ; C h a rle s B aldw in , fresh m an .

G u ard s— G ord o n Y oder, s e n io r : W ayne A lb rig h t, s e n io r ; C a rro ll C ro u se and Sam E lro d , J u n io rs .

T h is g ro u p c o n s is ts o f tw o so p h ­o m o res, tw o fre sh m e n , th r e e j u n ­io rs a n d th r e e s en io rs . P e rh a p s th e re a r e o th e r boys w ho d ese rv e rec o g n i­tio n , b u t th e a b o v e p lay e rs u su a lly w ere th e s p a rk p lu g s o f th e ir re sp e c ­tiv e team s.

B ethel co rre sp o n d e n ts in fo rm us th a t Roy H o ff , w h o is 29 y e a rs old i s o n l y a Ju n io r a n d w ill r e tu rn t o th e G raym aroon cam p fo r an o th e r season . . . .O ttaw a w as u n ab le to e n ­te r th e c u r re n t n a tio n a l in te r-c o l- leg ia te b a sk e tb a ll to u rn a m e n t, be- cau se D on Meek su f fe re d a l a te i n- ju ry .

O p tim ism a g a in p re v a ils a t Col­lege o f E m p o ria a s seven le tte rm e n a n d a la rg e g ro u p o f f re s h m e n a r e p r e p a r i n g f o r t h e t ra c k season .

S p ik ed sh o e a r t i s t s w h o ea rn ed m o n o g ram s a r e W arren W a tk in s , ha lf-m ile a n d re la y s ; K e n n e th Kael- son a n d D a le W ash b u rn , pole v a u l t ; B ob M arsh a ll, ha lf-m ile , male, re - la y s ; E rn e s t W e r tz b e rg e r a n d W a lt N ew land , w e ig h ts ; and S tev e S harpe, h ig h ju m p a n d b r o a d j um p.

T ru m a n H a s k e l l , B u d Larson, J o h n H e c h t , C . B . W a t k i n s , R a lph S o o t e r , a n d o t h e r s a r e prom ising y e a rlin g s .

T h e C. o f E . sch ed u le :A pril 1— C. of E . a t E m poria

S ta te .A pril 7——C lass m eet.A pril 1 4— W ash b u rn a t C. o f E .A pril 19— C. o f E. a t B a k e r .A pril 22— K . U. R e lay s .A p ril 28— C. of E ., B a k e r , a t O t­

taw a .M ay 5— S te rlin g re lay s.M ay 12— K a n s a s c o n fe re n c e m e e t

a t S a lin a .

D on B a rn g ro v e r , B u lld o g s ta r l a s t y e a r , e n te re d th e D enver A. A. U. to u rn e y th is w eek w ith th e M arsha ll M otors te am of S a lin a , w h ich w as d e fe a te d b y th e D enver N u g g e ts . . . . E rie F r i e s e n a n d B ill U n ru h a r e th e on ly s e n io rs g r a d u a t in g from th e B e th e l cag e s q u a d th i s y e a r .

W hen H e d y L a m a r r re c e n tly m a r­ried. It is re p o r te d R oy M iller took dow n a ll h e r p ic tu re s f ro m h is w alls

. . .N e a r th e end of sch o o l, Coach A stle p la n s to h av e s p r in g fo o tba ll w orkou ts.

m em bers of th e o u tin g c lu b g a th e red in fro n t o f A rn o ld H a ll fo r a m o rn ­ing h ik e . T he g ir ls w e re loaded w ith c o o k in g u te n s ils a n d food for a b re a k fa s t in th e o u t-o f-d o o rs.

T h e h i k e r s tra m p e d o u t th ro u g h th e g rav ey a rd , a t le a s t p a r t way th ro u g h , w h e n i t w a s s u g g e s te d th a t we head fo r th e p a rk a n d b re a k fa s t . I ’m s t i l l w o n d e r in g i f th e m an com ­ing th ro u g h th e g ra v e y a rd o r th e h u n g ry fee lin g in o u r sto m ach s p ro m p ted th a t dec is ion . S u re ly , g ir ls , you a r e n 't a fra id of a m a n !

T h o se fam o u s cooks, M iriam K im - m el a n d M ary E llen S tead p rep a red a ta s ty b re a k fa s t o f o ra n g e s , a n d b a ro n a n d egg sandw iches.

T h e B ad m in to n c lu b w ill resum e i ts r e g u la r m e e tin g tim e o n F rid a y a f te r n o o n . B e c a u s e of v a r s i ty p rac ­tic e , th e g ir ls h av e been u n a b le to o b ta in th e gy m n asiu m fo r som etim e.

so n College.U n d e r th e h e a d o f "R eg u la tio n s ,

S u g g e s t i o n s , a n d T ra d i t io n s " the f re sh m a n b i b l e c o n t a i n s these w ords, "A ll f re sh m e n m e n a r e ex- pec ted to w ea r th e o ffic ia l f re sh m an c a p from th e o p e n in g of schoo l u n til T h a n k sg iv in g and from E a s te r u n til th e close of the school unless th e y w in th e f o o tb a l l g a m e f r o m th e so p h o - m o re s a t T H a n k s g iv in g times ." T h is y e a r 's r e s u l t w a s a 14-6 v ic to ry fo rth e s o p h s .

A posse and vigilance co m m itte e Is ra p id ly b e ing o rg an ized to re p r i­m an d a n d r e c a l c i t r a n t y o u n g s t e r s .

Open Season Begins For Lid-less Frosh

S o p h s T o B e g in E n fo rc e m e n t Im m ediately A f te r E aste r.

Im p en d in g s p r in g h a s rem in d ed Don N ew k irk , so p h o m o re c la ss p rex y , th a t o pen-se a son on a ll g re e n -lid - w ith - fo r ty - tw o -o n - f ro n t- le s s -M a c -e d fre sh m e n w ill b eg in im m e d ia te ly a f ­te r E a s te r .

H e h as ap p o in ted a n en fo rcem en t b u reau w h ich w ill h av e th e p o w er to d ep u tize a n y n u m b e r o f u p p e rc la s s- m en to po lice th e c am p u s a n d per- suade fre sh m en , by s u b tle m ean s o r o therw ise , to obey th e an c ien t Ma - cam pus t ra d itio n lis ted o n page 34 o f th e S tu d e n t H an d b o o k o f M cP her-

V ars ity b ask e tb a ll p la y e rs w ill no tbe p e rm itte d to p lay o n dow ntow n te a m s in th e c i ty to u rn a m e n t t h e l a t ­te r p a r t o f h is m o n th . H ow ever, six of th e boys w ill o ff ic ia te . . . . . B ob W ieg an d , Bob B r u s t , a n d D ave McGill lo o ted th e w h is tle s d u rin g th e in te r - c la s s a f fa ir , sh o w in g p o s­s ib ilitie s a s re fe re e s . . . O live W ie- g a nd , L en o re S h irk , K a th ry n E nns, a n d R u b y P e te rso n fu rn ish e d th e box s co res o f th e to u rn a m e n t fo r th e S p ec ta to r.

B aseba ll p ro b a b ly w ill no t be a m a jo r s p r in g s p o r t th is y e a r , a g a info r la c k o f fin an c ia l su p p o rt. . .Any w ork in th e d iam o n d s p o r t w ill be in th e p hysica l ed u c a tio n c lasses.

S tep h en S to v e r a n d V ern o n B eck ­w ith sh o u ld be a d d e d to th e g ro u p o f tra c k l e t t e r m e n f r o m l a s t yea r, s w ellin g th e to ta l to te n . . . .A ccord­ing to D r. F lo ry , th e co lleg e te n n is c o u r t s a r e i n p o o r c o n d itio n , b u t they will be u sed by th e n e ts te r s th is sp r in g . . . P e rh a p s nex t y e a r new c o u rts w ill be b u ilt n o r th o f H a rn ly Ha ll, b u t n o th in g d e f in ite h a s yet be e n p lan n ed .

In te r-C la ss ica ls—H ig h e s t In d iv id u a l sco r in g ex h ib i-

t io n s w e r e tu r n e d in b y E d d ie D ieh l a n d R ich a rd H o rn , bo th o f w hom col- l e c te d 2 1 p o in ts in o n e c o n te s t , . . . . B ob Frantz c lo se ly follow ed w ith 19 c o u n te rs .

Fo llo w in g is th e o ffe n s iv e a n d de­fensive r a tin g s o f th e team s: te a m s :O ffen siv e D efensive1. F re sh m e n ........................ J u n io r s2. S e n io r s ............... F re sh m en3. J u n io r s ... ..........Sophom ores4. S o p h o m o res ................ ...... S en io rs

T h is r a t i n g p r o v e s t h e f a c t th a t sc o r in g w a s th e m a i n o b jec tiv e o f

each team , b u t th e q u in te t w h ic h p re- v e n te d i ts o p p o n e n ts f ro m sc o rin g a la rg e n u m b e r o f p o in ts wax th e w in­ner.

In n u m b e r o f fo u ls , th e Ju n io rs led w ith 5 5 , f o l l o w e d b y s o p h o m o r e s w ith 4 4 , s e n io rs w ith 3 2 , a n d f r e s h ­m en w ith 31.

T h e w id est m a rg in of v ic to ry w as tu r n e d in b y th e f r e s h m e n o v e r t h e seniors, 47-29. T h e c lo se s t g am e, of c o u r s e , w a s t h e 22-21 o v e rtim e v ic ­to ry by th e ju n io rs o v e r th e f re sh m en fo r th e t i t le .

W ith tw o fo u ls , th e s e n io rs co n ­tr ib u te d th e f e w e s t in f ra c tio n s i n a g a m e w i t h t h e sophom ores.

D av e M cG ill an d Bob B ru s t , in te r - c la ss to u rn ey o ffic ia ls , su b m it the fo llow ing " h o n o r r o l l" fo r co n sid ­e ra tio n :

Forwards - R e in e c k e r , R a tz la f f , H orn , C. B aldw in .

C en ters— F ra n tz a n d O liver. G u a rd s Y oder, M o rriso n , D iehl.

R o b ertso n .T h is so r t o f th in g cou ld go on fo r ­

ev e r .

D r. J . W . B o ltn o tt sp o k e th is w eek to th e s e n io r c lass o f S ta ffo rd H igh sc h o o l a t a spec ia l vocationperiod .

W . A . K in z i e , N av a rre , a n d W . E a rl B re o n , co llege fie ld s e c re ta ry , w as in E a s te rn K an sas T u esd ay on b u sin ess .

H edy L a m a r r h a s b e e n n o m in a ted fo r f re sh m a n c la ss p re s id e n t a t D a rtm o u th College.