Volume I- Issue II Free Press Magazine For the Antelope Valley

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My memories& rst record on page 5

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The 2nd Annual

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Three issues, that’s what it took to figure out how I wanted to do this newspaper “thing.” I’m not saying there won’t be other changes but for the most part this is it. I’m happy with the layout, colors, size and number of stories, working time and I had help this time. I started this paper because of what I learned while living in the south, dealing with rappers and street team promoters. They, the guys down south, have a completely different approach towards things than do artist here in southern Cal. These guys are nieve enough to believe that if they do the hard work, move a lot of units (CDs) in their city, if they do their own promotions getting to the point where everybody in their county knows who they are and shows them love when they do local shows, they believe the record labels will think, “hey this guy has done the hard work so now we know we are signing an artist that has what it takes to blow up, all they need is our backing. So Cal artist know that’s way too much work. All you really need to do is make a demo, do a couple of shows, and the labels will come to you because they need you to make money. Okay, if you didn’t catch the sarcasm well, let me spell it out for you. The labels don’t need you, you need them and the only way to get signed now days is to do what the cats in the south are doing, go on a TV competition show, or be best friends with someone on an indie label with major distribution. You tell me how else do you get signed? In this world or reality TV where artist are famous before even winning the show, how the heck do you think you are going to get signed and no one even knows you in a little place like the Antelope Valley? Come on, you are going to blow up the world but you can’t even blow up little old Palmdale? Think about the artist that have gotten deals lately. Friends of guys signed to indie labels that started their own labels and all of them piggy backing the first indie’s major distribution deal. Do you have a buddy with a deal? If not you better get on that reality show. No reality show? Then you better get your mind around self promotions. Artist are a dime a dozen and there’s only so much room at the top. I know you think you’re better than all the rest and you might be, but who ever said the one with the most talent wins the game? Truth is if you had one hundred demos, maybe three have something special and if they don’t meet the right person at the right time, well, that’s where that education comes in handy. I’m going to try to keep this paper going for those artist that “get it.” Even the estab-lished artist know almost all press is good press. The question remains, who are you, what do you do and who knows this valuable intel? Maybe you’re planning a sneak attack to the top? One day people will wake up and you’re be the biggest star in America? Reality TV.

Arts Community in the A.V.? Part I

Somebody said, “never would have made it, never could have made it without you. ”Words used to express the deep feeling of gratitude for surviv-ing the trials of this life. Anyone can express themselves through words, called testimonies. Some give their thanks through spoken word while others are blessed to be able to carry a tune so well others count on them to openly express in song what they have in their heart. I’ve never met someone who couldn’t sing, that didn’t wish they could open their mouth and let their feeling flow so beautifully that listeners cry, rejoice and cheer in unified thought. .

I always say, everybody can sing but only the lucky and the blessed should sing in public. SVP is made up of six people who can and in fact should sing in public. I’m not the type of Christian that believes Chris-tians can only do gospel music. I believe it is a desire as a member of the kingdom of God to share with others that brings about the choice to sing gospel music.continued on page 8 .

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If you didn’t go to the 2nd annual Eat the Rich Fest Satur-day June 20th then you are a part of the problem. The door charge was only $10, and don’t act like you couldn’t have found $10 ‘cause you could have. Yeah the wind was blowing, but that’s not promoter Josue Garza’s fault. You can’t control the wind. If you had gone you would have heard rap artist Kira T. blow the stage up. Kira T., and that is a big I in Kira, rocked the mic with lyrics that showed creativity and genius. She followed a couple of rap acts that were suppose to have years more experience and let me just say, not even close. The only down side was Kira T only performed one track. It was a banger though. Song was titled D1 Chick because Kira T. plays Division 1 level girls basketball. .

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A great portion of Americans are hurting under the current finan-cial crises. In every state families have broken up over the stress, loss their homes, and are trying to make it through on half their previous incomes. We want you to have faith you will over come, you will make it through these rough days and life will be peaceful again. And then there are those who just feel they must have the biggest and best of everything. This is the story of one such man:

Playing the streets is tiring. I’ll watch the news in my home audio entertainment room. Hope the economy turns around soon or I’ll have to down size into a 7,000 square foot home. Might have to give up the lake front too. I don’t want to hear all that other news. Where’s my stimulus man? .

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I’m sure you’re familiar with the story of the Trojan horse which revolves around or is the result of the main story which is Helen of Troy. I always thought how stupid that guy was to loose a country over one woman. After all, he was a prince, he could have any woman, what was so special about this one? Stupid, stupid, stupid, trade a kingdom for a woman? Speak-ing to men here; have you ever met a woman that was so beau-tiful you would go to war over her? In my entire life I have never met or set eyes on such a woman, that is until Satur-day June 20th at or around 6:45 PM. It was at that point the whole story of Helen of Troy made sense, it was at that point I understood why the prince was willing to put his kingdom on the line for a single female. Why the rest of the country risked their lives I still don’t get but for the prince, yes, I get it, I finally do. I know what you might think, that I was drunk or high and therefore was not in my right mind, or that I am

extremely lonely, so at a weakened state, vulnerable to the seductive spirit of a woman? If I was drunk I was drunk off the serenity upon her angelic face; if I was high, it was my soul floating above ground in an attempt to reach her heavenly beauty. If her friendly, peaceful smile was an attempt to seduce,then seduction can not be a bad thing for this smile was rep-resentative of all that God hoped for from his beloved cre-ation. What does a man do to deserve a gift such as this? Truly there is no justice in life if a man, humble as I am, can not be rewarded with such a prize. Maybe no man should be privi-leged to hold the attention of so magnificent creature. He may be driven mad at the very thought of losing her, he might fight the deliverer of death to stay in her presence. Yes now I understand the story of Helen of Troy, and I also understand why he should have left her with her people. Some things are above the capability of man. I shall not again see such a thing until I reach heaven and even then, the streets of gold will seem less spectacular as she walks upon them.

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How is he doing it, his paper so tight?Worried that their readership might catch a flightI ain’t going to lie, it’s going to hurt just a bitMy advice breath deep, and you might want to sitDon’t sweat it baby loyalty’s alive and wellIf they turn a blind eye you’ll still get a saleDon’t try to match us we have more flavorWe have compassion so we’ll do you a favorLord please help them accept number 2Number one position, man that race is through

We’re killing ‘em man, we have more distributionFold your tint, solute, white flag, the solutionWe took a census and here is the voteTwenty-three for us one for you with a noteHe was off his medication and couldn’t quite writeHe was back in the corner away from the lightHe meant to vote for us and marked the wrong placeWe let the vote go just to show there was a raceGetting beat if you tried is not a disgraceYou hung in there two papers, be proud, you saved face

Just playing, there’s room for everybody so let’s all be friendsWe’ll time traveling backwards so we know how this endsWith his mind full of truth we sent Clyde to the pastTo give birth to the idea that will help artist lastThe war to come in their life as they break outYou need a break paper, that’s what we are about

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We aren’t going to turn into the new Hollywood any time soon, so youmight as well get your head around that and make the most of it?

Let’s make the music scene visible here in the valley.See article page 6. Gives some clue to how that might happen.

Kira T. is not only an upcoming artist with a much different style then what you see in music today, but she also is a student athlete. She is currently playing basket-ball for a “historical” college in South Carolina where she gets a chance to see things from a different view then most people in Southern California. Southern hospitality is real, the culture is rich, and yes, it moves a lot slower then fast paced California. Experience a variety of things that most only see on television such as traditions of a “historical” college, the unique marching bands, fraternities and sororities (which she has become a Zeta) with it’s tradition of stepping, and the music life. The music in the south is so much different then that of California and that has opened her up to a various ideas like merging both the southern and west coast style of music together. She believes the south seem to have a sense of urgency when it comes to their careers. They show more passion and are more humble then that of some California artist. In South Carolina, the clubs are filled with college students who are the biggest fan base for these artist, this was something she really didn’t expect to see.

So in all, Kira T. has learned a lot and is ready to show people what she’s got. She’s looking to bring a new flavor to the mic and hopes to shock you with her far from mainstream style. Her killer performance at the Eat the Rich Fest was just the start, with many great things to come. Kira T. wants artist to know, although she raps, she has worked on her back up plan. Basketball has paved the way for a free education and very soon she will have her degree in Criminal Justice. Please note, the days where all rap artist must be grown from the hood are long gone. Now it’s about excellence of a musical style.

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Why is it that female artist do not get the same respect as their male coun-terparts? Does a female rap artist not bring the same style that the world loves but with a different flavor? The answer is that they do indeed work just as hard as male artist and bring “it” just as hard, but still do not receive their much earned respect. Female artist like Queen Latifah , Salt-N-Pepper, and Da Brat got the respect back in the day, but now you hardly hear a female rap artist on the radio. Maybe there are less females making it big these days and the ones that were holding it down such as Eve, have answered the call of the TV and movie screen. Female artist actually bring stories of their childhood and life that must be shared in a culture such as ours that is inclusive of both male and female perspectives. Female artist have to work twice as hard and sadly, even with the talent preset, are forced to use sex appeal to sell CDs. It doesn’t have to be that way, Missy Elliot is proof that you can earn respect based on your music. I heard a country song that was making an attempt to copy Missy’s style of lyrical interpretation and modification of the English language. I say we start a revolution and bring back all the top female artist of the 90’s and early 2000. Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill, Da Brat, and Eve were some of the best lyricist ever. Please come back ladies, we need you! The game needs you! No salt being thrown towards male artist, by all means keep doing what you do, but I do get tired of your songs talking about what we can shake and what you can do to us. My female artist rap and sing about what we can do for ourselves and how we can shake what we want when we want to, not because we need your approval.

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With the release of her Debut Album “Keys to my Heart”, audiences, radio, and internet listeners have loved the Contemporary style and power house voice of Marjane’. Accomplishing what some have to yet to accomplish as an independent artist, Marjane’ has been able to gain love of the masses all across the globe through her ministry. Making the 1st round ballot for Stellar Award Best New Artist Of the Year 2009, Marjane’ prepares to release her second album “Won’t Let Go” hoping to gain the interest of many in the Gospel Industry. The “Won’t Let Go” album is a picture perfect example of Marjane’s love and intimacy towards God which includes dance floor, pop your finger songs such as “Give God Praises”, “Get Your Breakthrough” and “This Joy”. Marjane’ is confident that through prayer and fasting God will continue to speak to her heart giving songs that will inspire, encourage, heal, and set free. Keep your eye out on this star that continues to rise. This album is something you don’t want to miss...

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Okay here’s the deal. Despite the brag rap on page 3, which by the way is true, this is the most entertaining tabloid in the High Desert, and will put that boast to a survey of any hundred people you want to put together. Despite that, it’s way too much work with absolutely no respect or appreciation from the very artist this paper was created for. With time running out, needing to go to print and this spot not sold I offered it FREE to a Christian rock band I saw at the 2nd annual Eat the Rich Fest on the 20th. Gave them my info, told them to call and email their info for this FREE article on their group. Never got their info. Had someone call them. They called me but still never got the email. Next day had them texted and still didn’t get the info. Whether free (which I don’t want to do) or at cost which is low, artist in the A.V. just don’t seem to want to promote themselves? I don’t get it!

My Michael Jackson memories [R.I.P. 1958-2009] My first record was Rockin’ Robin. B-side(for the young, that’s the flip side of a record) Love is here and now you’re gone.

I remember the Jackson 5 cartoon. I’m old enough and glad I didn’t miss it. I remember the song Dancin’ Machine and how I got the words wrong. .

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Take Kung Fu, feel better, be safer!“To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail” Michael Jordan

“I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach

for; perfection is God’s business” Michael J Fox

Yeah I know I kind of went after the artist on the front page and now I’m going to make up for that by giving them a reason not to try and blow up the Antelope Valley. That reason is quite simple, the A.V. doesn’t really want an artist community. It takes more than relocating music and art stores to Lancaster Blvd. to create an art community. There are two performing arts centers in the A.V. and neither one will make themselves available to local rock and rap artist. Most of the shows seem to be for older people and when I say older I mean older than me and some would consider me old. Artist will still have to go to L.A. to further their career but yes, they would jump at the opportunity to perform for their friends locally. Message to A.V., artist aren’t buying into the whole “A.V. arts community.” How long are we going to play super conservative. Almost every major company in America uses rap culture to sell it’s products. If it’s okay for them when will it be okay for the A.V.? And rock and roll has been around the A.V. for over 25 years and is not going anywhere. And you know, it’s not like fans of this music aren’t tax payers and voters.

In case this is the last paper, I wanted to take this time to ask someone to forgive me. There was a teacher of mine from high school, I looked up the spelling in my year book but only had my freshman year and he wasn’t in it so I’ll spell it like it sounds. Mr. Spidell, my government teacher I think. I ran into Mr. Spidell some years after graduating and told him about the attempts at making it in the entertainment business. He thought it was all very interesting and wanted me to come in and talk to his class. I went in, very unprepared and winged it. Oh I did a terrible job at explaining the challenges of trying to make it big. Also, I was speaking to young kids and young kids think they will take over the world, and they should, for a while, until their first divorce and their body changes and they hit their 30s so are no longer considered a kid, but they don’t listen to any old guy. I was around 27 then. I just wanted to say thank you Mr. Spidell for allowing me to speak that day. Your asking me remains a very important moment in my life. It’s a time where someone respected my efforts even though I had no money to show for them. Sorry I did such a poor job. If nothing else, I was a good example of why you should go to college.

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Who has time to work out now days? Going to the gym, forget that. Hon-estly, I’ve never been much of a gym person. I’ve always been self-motivating so I rather workout at home. But something happened when I hit my, not early thirty days. Suddenly I found I wasn’t working out. For the first time in my life I couldn’t motivate myself to workout. This puzzled me for a minute then I realized it was because I wasn’t practicing my martial arts. I realized it had been my love for martial arts all these years that motivated me to work out, not the love or desire to workout for fitness. How did I solve the prob-lem? I started practicing my kung fu again and everything fell into place, you can’t practice any fighting art without being in good physical shape. Why am I telling you this? Because many American’s, maybe you, could stand to lose a pound or two (or three). You need a reason to workout other than the normal society applied pressure. You should consider learning wing chun kung fu, which I just happen to be a teacher of, and this will give you a reason to stay in good condition. You’re probably thinking, well couldn’t I take another martial art and the answer is no, no you can’t. You must study wing chun kung fu. You have always wanted to learn wing chun kung fu. Every since you were a little boy or girl it was wing chun you longed for. Society robed you of your chance to study wing chun kung fu. Is the Jedi mind control working? Had to try. Kung Fu has a mental side you don’t find in other arts. I’ve been able to defend myself for a while now, so for years it’s been about the journey of discovery. Here’s what I’m doing. I’m looking for a few students I can teach my style to which has a lot of pushing in it so it requires and will develop good cardio. I need the workout myself so I benefit by your presence as well. Yeah you’re thinking aren’t you just trying to get paid. You think this whole article is just an ad for students and not really an article on good health. The reality is, I’ve been training for over twenty-five years and my knowledge is worth something, isn’t it? Why can’t you benefit from the knowledge I have to improve your health and I make a little money? You know you are so cynical. You know what you need, one of wing chun kung fu’s relaxing sensitivity drills.Doing that for a couple of hours will bring you back into balance.

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Live in ConcertThe Queen of GospelShirley Caesar

Victor Valley College - Friday July 10th @ 6:00 pm18422 Bear Valley Rd, Victorville CA. 92395

The Queen of Gospel Shirley Caesar @ Victorville College - Friday July 10th / 6:00 pm

The legendary gospel sensation, Pastor Shirley Caeser will be taking the High Desert by storm July 10th, at Victor Valley College. This event is hosted by Bishop and Prohet Hazel Myrthie and the Greater Victory Church located in Victorville. Thousands are antic-ipating the most spectacular gospel concert of all times to be a blessing to the community. Additional guest speakers and psalmist includes Bishop Alexander, psalmist Pastor Sandra Jefferson, Prophet R. Decuir and many more surprise guest. Purchase tickets at Caddy’s Fish Market. Contact Jimmy Lincoln at 661-916-0295$45 General Admission- $55 VIP (Limited) - $25 Children 12 & under. Doors open for VIP at 5:30 [www.greatervictory1.org]

Spiritual Voices of Praise “SVP” Spreading the good message through song

Purchase tickets for July 18th shows at Caddy’s Fish Market /661-916-0295/ Doors open @ 5pmWhere? Palmdale Cultural Center. When? July 18th @ 5pm

What? Dinner, Fashion show, Comedy, Singing

Performers: Spiritual Voices of Praise, Comedian Clyde Der-rick, Comedian Mr. Groove, Special guest appearance by Gospel rap stars Broken and Khanchuz. There will be an adult and children fashion show by Rapture Gold and Jesus in me Unlimited Clothing. The show will be video taped for Video on demand. Purchase your tickets at Caddy’s Fish Market located at 830 1/2 East Ave. Q-6, Palmdale. That’s the corner across from the Palmdale youth center (see map). A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Spitit & Truth Missionary Baptist Church Youth Choir. Call for tickets and details. 661-916-0295 . Tickets: $20 Adults -- $10 children under 12.Menu: Lemon Peper Chicken, Fish, Rice, mixed vegetables w/Cream Sauce, Green Salad, Bread, Beverages & Peach Cobbler Ala mode for dessert. .

“SVP” Spiritual Voices of Praise was formed in September of 2002.

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Daisy TidwellDee G. Davis

Candice TidwellArmando Jackson

Sheila JohnsonMichele Coutee

Lori BradyEric Javier (not in picture)Lyric quote on page one credited to Marvin

Sapp. Song: Never would have made it.

SVP, founded by Dee Davis is com-prised of christians who aspire to sing to the celebration of their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Singing to the hearts and minds of fellow believ-ers and non-belivers. Standing on stage as proxies for those of us that are vocally challenged. I for one am grateful for their time, energy and devotion. SVP will stand for you July 18th at the Palmdale Cul-tural Center. Call 661-916-0295 for details and tickets. .

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