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(To W
ear Sunscreen) M
ix
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Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97, wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience
I will dispense this advice
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the power and beauty of
your youth never mind you will not un
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in 20
years you’ll look
back at pho tos of yourself
and recall in a way you can’t grasp
How much possibility lay before you
And how fabu lous you really
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Or worry, but know that wor rying is as ef fective as trying to solve alge bra equa tions by chewing bubble gu m.
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do one thing everyday that scares you
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Don’t
be reck
less with other
peoples’ hearts
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n’t was
te yo ur
time on jealousy
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race is
long, and in the end it ’s only
with yourself
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Remember com pliments you’ve
received, forget the
insults
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements
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Don’t
feel
guilty if
you don’t
know
what you
want
to do
with
your
lif
e
The most interest ing people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their livesSome of the most interest-ing 40 year olds I know still don’t
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of calcium -
Be kind to your knees: you’ll miss them when
they’re gone
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May
be yo
u’ll m
ar
ry, m
aybe
you
won’t
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you’ll have
children,
maybe you
won’t
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be you’ll
di
vorce at
40May be you’ll dance
the funky chicken
on your 75th
wedding an niversary
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t ev
er yo
u do
don
’t
cong
ratu
late
your
self
too
muc
h,or
be
rate
yo
ur se
lf ei
ther
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ch
oic es a
re h
alf
chan
ce:
so a
re e
v
eryb
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May be you’ll dance
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tions
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Brother and sister Together we’ll make it
through
Someday a spirit will take you and guide
you there
I know
you’ve been hurting but I’ve
been waiting to be there for you
And I’ll
be there just helping you out whenever I can
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Get
to know
your par
ents: you
never know
when they’ll
be gone for
good. Be nice
to your sib
lings: they’re
your best link
to your past
And the
people most
likely to
stick with
you in
the fu
ture
Understand that friends come and go -But with a precious few you should hold on
Work
hard to bridge
the gaps in ge
ography and
lifestyle,
Because the
older you get,
the more
you need
the people
you knew
when you
were
young.
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Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft
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Accept certain inalienable truths:
prices will rise,
politicians will philander,
You too will get old,
and when you do you’ll fantasise
That when you were young
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble,
And children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
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Do
n’t
expe
ct
anyo
ne
else
to s
up
port
you
May
be y
ou’ll
ha
ve a
trus
t fu
nd, m
aybe
yo
u’ll
have
a
wea
lthy
spou
seBut you never know when either one might run out.Don
’t
mess t
oo
much w
ith yo
ur
hair,
or by
the
time y
ou’re
40
it
will lo
ok 8
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Be care ful whose advice you
buy - but be patient with those who supply
itAdvice is a form of nostalgia -
Dis pensing it is a way of fishing the past from
the disposal, wiping
it off, painting over
the ugly parts
and recycling it for more than it’s worth
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meon
thesunscreen…
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Broth er and sis
ter, Together we’ll make
it through, Someday a
spirit will take you and guide you there, I know you’ve been hurt ing but I’ve been wait ing to be there for you, And I’ll
be there just help
ing you out
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