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The completely serious answer The completely serious answer ……
the resurrection of Jesus demonstrates the validity of the Good News
the Holy Spirit is the “seal” and “down payment” guaranteeing what God is doing
BUT you can’t really prove it works until you are in heaven!
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The completely serious answer The completely serious answer ……Like someone preparing for marriage, there will always remain the risk that what you yearn for and commit to might not be all that you have dreamed. Your experience thus far … and your love … bring you to the place where you risk pain and failure for the promise of joy.
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The Shoppers’ The Shoppers’ GuideGuide
Customer SupportCustomer Support
The “product” The “product” of Christian of Christian believingbelieving
The The Shoppers’ Shoppers’
GuideGuideBeware of cheap imitations!Beware of cheap imitations!
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Cheap Cheap gracegrace or or costly costly gracegrace??
The The Shoppers’ Shoppers’
GuideGuideBeware of cheap imitations!Beware of cheap imitations!
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“I am H-A-P-P-Y …”
“Health & Wealth”
“Mix & Match”
“Suburban conformist”
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GuideGuide
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What does What does this product this product
promisepromise??ChristianityChristianity
The The Shoppers’ Shoppers’
GuideGuideBasic modes of function:Basic modes of function:
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Recognition of need module
Highlights gap between what human beings are, and what they should be.
Searches for and identifies individual weaknesses and failures.
Minimum specification: human, have conscienceOperating system: Holy Spirit 3.1
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Recognition of Jesus module
Validates claims of Jesus as Son of God
Sensitises to impact of the Cross
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Direction changing module
(Requires specific command from owner)
Erases damage from previous programme
Downloads peace, sense of well-being
Creates input for future high-speed effective operation
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De-bugging programme
(Runs automatically under Holy Spirit 3.1)
Continually searches for and replaces damaged programmes
Scans new input for potential viruses and alerts when found
Warning: do not attempt to remove manufacturer’s Warning: do not attempt to remove manufacturer’s seal!seal!
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Key features
Permanent ultra-high-speed connectivity for 24/7 support and back-up
Automatically seeks out other damaged units and offers freeware sample
Beyond-lifetime guarantee
The The Shoppers’ Shoppers’
GuideGuideTry before you buy!Try before you buy!
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You can try the Recognition of Need TM and Recognition of Jesus TM modules for free - simply download as freeware from any licensed user,or direct from the manufacturer
In order to receive the benefits of the Direction Changing TM module,you must first accept the (free) licence agreement. Do not attempt to run the De-bugging Programme TM or Key Features TM before you have used the Direction Changing TM Module, as this may further corrupt your current operating system
The The Shoppers’ Shoppers’
GuideGuideCustomer Satisfaction SurveyCustomer Satisfaction Survey
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currently in use by approximately 2 billion people (32% of world population) Note: an unspecified number may not be using the manufacturer’s original product
most popular version (New-Wine-like) used by 345 million
rapidly increasing market share in Africa, South America
The The Shoppers’ Shoppers’
GuideGuideHow to get the full licensed versionHow to get the full licensed version
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The extraordinarily high cost of this product has been covered in full by our
sponsor (JC mediations Inc). It is available free of
charge to all who accept the user license agreement, the principal condition of which is to completely cease using the previous
(flawed) operating system.Please do not use if you cannot accept this Please do not use if you cannot accept this conditioncondition
Customer Customer SupportSupport
What to do if your product does not appear What to do if your product does not appear to workto work
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1)Check that your product carries the manufacturer’s seal. If it does not, you have been sold a counterfeit.
2)Ensure that you have operated the modules in the order instructed by the manufacturer. The Debugging module and Key Features will not function until the Direction Changing module has been run. (This is the most frequently reported cause of apparent system (This is the most frequently reported cause of apparent system failure)failure)
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What to do if your product does not appear What to do if your product does not appear to workto work
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3)A small number of users report problems on start-up. This is usually due to inadvertent use of commands remembered from the previous operating system - the product
itself is not malfunctioning. Please contact one of our trained advisers to review what you are doing.
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4)A small number of users report disappointment that their product does not appear to function for other family members. This is correct: each family member must complete their own license agreement
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5)A small number of users report apparent failure of the peace download. While rare, in some instances serious corruption by the previous operating system may mean that a short period background run of the de-bugging programme is needed before before this download functions effectively
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6)A small number of users report that they have run Recognition of Need TM,
Recognition of Jesus TM, and Direction Changing TM as instructed, but the other modules fail to launch. Do not worry: they will be running automatically, even where this is not immediately evident.
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7)A small number of users report an apparent deterioration of performance over time. This is usually due the user having disabled the worship TM and fellowship TM defaults. When these are restored, normal function will return
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Recognise your predicamentRecognise your predicament
Recognise God’s answer in JesusRecognise God’s answer in Jesus
Accept His solutionAccept His solution
Receive the Holy SpiritReceive the Holy Spirit
Live relating to GodLive relating to God
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Einstein’s definition of insanity:Einstein’s definition of insanity:
“Doing the same thing, again and
again, and expecting a different result”
