Leslie Anne Levine - The Decemberists D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 (x2) D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 My name is Leslie Anne Levine My mother birthed me down a dry ravine D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 D A Gsus2 My mother birthed me far too soon Born at nine and dead at noon G Bm G Fifteen years gone now, I still wander this parapet and shake my rattle bone Bm Bb A D

Fifteen years gone now, I still cling to the petticoats of the girl who died with me

D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 (x2) D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 On the roofs above the streets The only love I've known's a chimney sweep D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 D A Gsus2 Lost and lodged inside a flue Back in eighteen forty-two G Bm G Fifteen years gone now, I still wail from these catacombs and curse my mother's name Bm Bb A D Fifteen years gone now, still a wastrel mesallied has brought this fate on me D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 (x2) D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 My name is Leslie Anne Levine I've no one left to mourn for me D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 D A Gsus2 My body lies inside its grave In a ditch not far away G Bm G Fifteen years gone now, I still wander this parapet and shake my rattle bone Bm Bb A D

Fifteen years gone now, I still cling to the petticoats of the girl who died with me

D Bbmaj7 Gsus2 (x2)

                                           GREEN  DOOR                         Key F 

INTRO (F) X 8 

**VERSE 1: (F) Midnight (Bb) one more night without (F) sleeping, 

(Bb) Watching till the morning comes (F) peepin’‐‐ 

(C7) Green door, (Bb) what’s that secret you’re (F) keepin’ ? 

There’s an (F) old piano and they (Bb) play it hot behind the (F) Green 

Door—(F7) 

Don’t know (Bb) what they’re doin’ but the laugh a lot Behind the (F) 

Green Door—Wish they’d  

(C7) let me in so I could (Bb) find out what’s behind the (F) Green Door! 

 

**VERSE 2: (F) Knocked once, (Bb) tried to tell ‘em I’d (F) been there, 

(Bb) Door slammed,   hospitality’s (F) thin there— 

(C7) Won‐der (Bb) just what’s goin’ on in (F) there 

Saw an (F) eyeball peepin’ through a (Bb) smoky cloud Behind the (F) 

Green Door (F7)— 

When I (Bb) said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud behind the (F) 

Green Door— 

(C7) All I want to do is join the  (Bb) happy crew behind the (F) Green 

Door          

REPEAT **Verse 2 

 END: (C7)  All I want to do is join the (Bb) happy crew behind the (F)  

Green Door—(F  C7  F)‐‐‐‐”GREEN DOOR “  

 

Witch Doctor David Seville Tabbed by Aaron C.

[G]↓↓↓ [C]↓ [C] I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you [G]↓↓↓ [C]↓ [C] I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you [C]↓↓↓ [G] And then the witchdoctor, he [C] told me what to do, he said that…

[C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah [C] ting tang [G] walla walla bingbang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah, ting [G] tang wallawalla bing [C] bang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah [C] ting tang [G] walla walla bingbang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah, ting [G] tang wallawalla bing [C] bang

[G]↓↓↓ [C]↓ [C] I told the witchdoctor, you didn't love me true [G]↓↓↓ [C]↓ [C] I told the witchdoctor, you didn't love me nice [C]↓↓↓ [G] And then the witchdoctor, he [C] gave me this advice, he said that…

[C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah [C] ting tang [G] walla walla bingbang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah, ting [G] tang, wallawalla bing [C] bang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah [C] ting tang [G] walla walla bingbang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah, ting [G] tang, wallawalla bing [C] bang

[F] You’ve been keeping love from me, just [C] like you were a miser And [F] I'll admit I wasn't very [C] smart So [F] I went out to find myself a [C] guy that's so much wiser And [D7] he taught me the way to win your [G]\ heart

[G] ↓↓↑↓↓ ↓↑↓↑ [C] My friend the witchdoctor, he taught me what to say

[G]↓↓↓ [C]↓ [C] My friend the witchdoctor, he taught me what to do [C]↓↓↓ [G] I know that you'll be mine when [C] I say this to you

[C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah [C] ting tang [G] walla walla bingbang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah, ting [G] tang, wallawalla bing [C] bang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah [C] ting tang [G] walla walla bingbang [C] Ooh eeh [F] ooh ahah, ting [G] tang, wallawalla bing [C]\ bang [C]\ b-a-n-g

or or or BARITONE

Frankenstein (Parody on "Clementine" arr. by M. Ryan Taylor) F In a castle, on a mountain C7 Near the dark and murky Rhine F Dwelt a doctor, the concoctor C7 F Of the monster, Frankenstein Chorus: F Oh my monster, oh my monster C7 Oh my monster, Frankenstein F You were built to last forever C7 F Dreadful scary Frankenstein F In a graveyard, near the castle C7 Where the sun refused to shine F He found noses and some toeses C7 F For his monster, Frankenstein F So he took them and he built him C7 From the pieces he did find F And through light'ning came the fright'ning C7 F Scary monster, Frankenstein F Scared the townsfolk, scared the police C7 Scared the kids did Frankenstein F 'Til with torches they did chase him C7 F To the castle by the Rhine

ELVIRA Intro: [C]x4 [G7]x4 [C]x5 [tacet] x2

El-[C]vira, Elvira, my heart’s on [G7] fire, for El-[C]vira[C] Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry ↑wineThat ↑girl can sho’nuff make my little light [G7] shine↑[C] I get a funny [C7] feeling [F] up and down my spine[C] ‘Cause I know that [G7] my Elvira’s [C] x5 mine (tacet---------)I’m singin’ El-[C]vira, Elvira, my heart’s on [G7] fire, for El-[C]vira[C] Giddy up, a oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow[C] Giddy up, a oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow[C] Hi-yo [G7] Silver, a-[C] x8 way

To-[C]night I’m gonna meet her at the Hungy House ↑CaféAnd I’m gonna give her all the love I [G7] can[C] ↑She’s gonna jump and [C7] holler,‘cause I [F] saved up my last dollarsAnd [C] we’re gonna search and [G7] find that Preacher [C] x5 man (tacet---------)I’m singin’ El-[C]vira, Elvira, my heart’s on [G7] fire, for El-[C]vira[C] Giddy up, a oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow[C] Giddy up, a oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow[C] Hi-yo [G7] Silver, a-[C] x5 way

(tacet---------)I’m singin’ El-[C]vira, Elvira, my heart’s on [G7] fire, for El-[C]vira[C] Giddy up, a oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow[C] Giddy up, a oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow[C] Hi-yo [G7] Silver, a-[C] x8 wayEl-[C]vira, Elvira, my heart’s on [G7] fire, for El-[C]vira-[C]/

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Dead - They Might Be Giants D G A D G A D I returned a bag of groceries accidently taken off the shelf G A D Before the expiration date G A D G A D I came back as a bag of groceries accidently taken off the shelf G A D Before the date stamped on myself G Em G Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket A And was everybody dancing on the casket D G Em G A Now it's over I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want D G Em C D G A Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

D G A D G I will never say the word procrastinate again A D G A D I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed D G A D G A D I didn't apologize for when I was eight and I made my younger brother G A D Have to be my personal slave REPEAT CHORUS G A D A So I won't sit at home anymore and you won't G A D A See my head in the window and I won't be around G A D G A Ever anymore and I'll be up there on the wall at the store REPEAT FIRST VERSE AND CHORUS D G Em G A Now it's over I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want D G Em C D G D Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

Purple People Eater (key of C) by Sheb Wooley (1958)

Intro: G7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~G7\\\\ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! . |C . . . | . . . . |G7 . . . |C . . . | Well I saw the thing, comin’ out of the sky, it had one long horn and one big eye (ooo!) . . . |F . . . |G7\ (--------------tacit-------------------------) I com-menced to shakin’ and I said, “ooo-wee”! It looked like a purple people eater to me . |C . . . | . . . . | Chorus1: It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater G7 . . . | . . . . (One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater) |C . . . | . . . . | A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater G7 . . . |C . . Sure looked strange to me. (one eye?) . |C . . . | . . . . |G7 . . . |C . . . When he came down to earth and he lit in a tree, I said, “Mr. Purple People Eater, don’t eat me” | . . . . |F . . . (--------------tacit------------------------------------) I hear-rd him say in a voice so gruff, “I wouldn’t eat you ‘cause you’re so tough.” . |C . . . | . . . . | Chorus1: It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater G7 . . . | . . . . (One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater) |C . . . | . . . . | A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater G7 . . . |C . . Sure looked strange to me. (one horn?) . |C . . . | . . . . |G7 . . . |C . . . I said ”Mister Purple People Eater, what’s your line?” he said eating purple people and it sure is fine | . . . . |F . . . (--------------tacit----------------------------------) But that’s not the reason that I came to land, “I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band.” . |C . . . | . . . . | Chorus2: Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater G7 . . . | . . . . | Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flying purple people eater |C . . . | . . . . | (We wear short-shorts!) friendly little people eater G7 . . . |C . . What a sight to see! (ooooo! ) scream

. |C . . . | . . . . |G7 . . . |C . . Then he swung from a tree and he lit on the ground, and he started to rock, really rockin’ a--round . |C . . . |F . . . (--------------tacit-------------------------------) It was a cra-zy ditty with a swing-ing tune, “Sing a lop bop a lula, a lop bam boom” . |C . . . | . . . . | Chorus2: Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater G7 . . . | . . . . | Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flying purple people eater |C . . . | . . . . | (I like short-shorts!) flying purple people eater G7 . . . |C . . What a sight to see! (purple people!) . |C . . . | . . . . |G7 . . . |C . . Well he went on his way and what do you know, I saw him last night on a TV show . | . . . . |F . . . |G7\ (--------------tacit-----------------------------------) He was blowing it out, really knockin’ ‘em dead, playing rock and roll music through the horn in his head Instrumental with kazoos: C\\\ |F . . . | . . . . |C . . . | . . . . |F . . . | . . . . |G7 . . . | . . C\ --------- Te-qui-la!

San Jose Ukulele Club

TEDDY  BEAR’S  PICNIC      (w/m  John  W.  Bratton  &  Jimmy  Kennedy  –  1907/1932)            Am                    E7                                        Am            E7                                        Am                      E7            Am  If  you  go  down  in  the  woods  today  you’re  sure  of  a  big  surprise,                C                        G7                                        C                    G7                                          C              G7                      C  If  you  go  down  in  the  woods  today,  you’d  better  go  in  disguise.                                            Dm                          E7                                                                              C                                                            Am  For  every  bear  that  ever  there  was,  will  gather  there  for  certain  because,            F                                      C                                F                                            C              G7                C  Today’s  the  day  the  Teddy  Bears  have  their  picnic.    (Refrain)            C  Picnic  time  for  Teddy  Bears.                                                                                                                                                                                    G7  The  little  Teddy  Bears  are  having  a  lovely  time  today.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    C  Watch  them,  catch  them  unawares  and  see  them  picnic  on  their  holiday.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        F  See  them  gaily  gad  about.    They  love  to  play  and  shout.    They  never  have  any  cares.                                    C                                                            D7                                                                                      C                                                                      A7  At  six  o’clock  their  mommies  and  daddies  will  take  them  home  to  bed,                                                                      Dm                                    G7                C                      G7  Because  they’re  tired  little  Teddy  Bears.          Am              E7                                Am                                  E7                  Am                            E7        Am  Every  Teddy  Bear  who’s  been  good  is  sure  of  a  treat  today.              C                              G7                                                      C                        G7                                      C                              G7                        C  There’s  lots  of  marvelous  things  to  eat  and  wonderful  games  to  play.            Dm                                                                                    G7                                                                  C                                                            Am                      Beneath  the  trees  where  nobody  sees,  they’ll  hide  and  seek  as  long  as  they  please.                  F                                                          C                                F                      C                                      G7              C                        ‘Cause  that’s  the  way  the  Teddy  Bears  have  their  picnic.    (Repeat  refrain)            G7                      Am                    E7                                      Am                E7                                Am                      E7      Am  Soooo,  if  you  go  down  to  the  woods  today,  you  better  not  go  alone.  C                G7                                                                  C                    G7                              C                        G7                        C  It’s  lovely  down  in  the  woods  today,  but  safer  to  stay  at  home.                    Dm                                                  G7                                                                            C                                                            Am  For  every  bear  that  ever  there  was,  will  gather  there  for  certain  because,          F                                        C                                F                                            C            G7                C  Today’s  the  day  the  Teddy  Bears  have  their  picnic.          F                                                        C                                                  F                                                      C                                                                  G7    C      G7    C  Today’s  …  the  …  day  …  the  …  Teddy  Bears  …  have  …  their………..  picnic.    (Everybody  growl!!!)  

"Science Fiction Double Feature" by Richard O'Brien

from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Intro: [D] [C] [Bb] [A]

Michael [D] Rennie was ill the day the [C] Earth stood still

But he [Bb] told us where we [A] stand

And Flash [D] Gordon was there in silver [C] underwear

Claude Raines was the invisible [A] man

Then [D] something went wrong for Fay [C] Wray and King Kong

They got [Bb] caught in a celluloid [A] jam

Then at a [D] deadly pace it came from [C] outer space

And this is how the message [A] ran

[G] Science [A] fiction [D] double [Bm] feature

[G] Doctor [A] X [D]will build a [Bm] creature

[G] See androids [A] fighting [D] Brad and [Bm] Janet

[G] Anne Francis [A]stars in [D] Forbidden [Bm] Planet

Oh-oh-oh- [G] Ohhhh...

At the late night double [A] feature picture [D] show [Bm] [D] [Bm]

I knew [D] Leo G. Carrol was [C] over a barrell

When Ta [Bb] rantula took to the [A] hills And I [D] really got hot when I [C] saw Janette Scott

Fight a [Bb] triffid that spits poison and [A] kills

Dana [D] Andrews said prunes, [C] gave him the runes

And [Bb] passing them used lots of [A] skills

But when [D] worlds collide, said George [C] Pal to his bride

I'm gonna [Bb] give you some terrible [A] thrills, like a

[G] Science [A] fiction [D]double [Bm] feature

[G] Doctor [A] X [D] will build a [Bm] creature

[G] See androids [A] fighting [D] Brad and [Bm] Janet

[G] Anne Francis [A] stars in [D] Forbidden [Bm] Planet

Oh-oh-oh- [G] Ohhhh...

At the late night double [A] feature picture [D] show

I wanna [Bm] go

Oh- [G] ohhhh...

To the late night double [A]feature picture [D] show

By RK [Bm] O

Oh- [G] ohhhh...

At the late night double [A] feature picture [D] show

In the back [Bm] row

Oh- [G] ohhhh...

At the late night double [A] feature picture [D] show

Has Anybody Seen My Ghoul? (G)

Scott Jamison G B7 Five foot two, skin that’s blue E7 Full of pep and witch’s brew A7 D7 G A7 Has anybody seen my ghoul? G B7 She’s undead, so keep your head E7 Avoid her if she hasn’t fed A7 D7 G Has anybody seen my ghoul? B7 E7 Now if you run into a five foot two, covered with fur A7 Trimmed in bangs, five inch fangs D7 Call me ‘cause you just found her! G B7 I can’t speak, leaves me weak E7 Every time she starts to shriek A7 D7 Has anybody seen my A7 D7 Anybody seen my A7 D7 G Anybody seen my ghoul?

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Spiderwebs - No Doubt Bb F Gm Eb Bb Bb You think that we connect that the chemistry's correct Your words walk right through my ears presuming I like what I hear Eb F Bb Gm And now I'm stuck in the, the web you're spinning Eb F You've got me for you prey Bb F Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking into spiderwebs Gm Eb So leave a message and I'll call you back Bb F Gm Eb Bb A likely story but leave a message and I'll call you back

(skip next the first time) Bb F Gm Eb Bb F Gm Eb And it's all your fault, I screen my phone calls No matter who calls I gotta screen my phone calls Bb You're intruding on what's mine and you're taking up my time Don't have the courage inside me to tell you "Please let me be" Eb F Bb Gm Eb F Communication a telephonic invasion I'm planning my escape CHORUS Gm Eb Gm Eb Gm Eb Gm Eb Gm Eb Gm Eb Now it's gone to deep You wake me in my sleep Dreams become nightmares You're ringing in my ears CHORUS Bb F Gm Eb Oooh, the spiderwebs, leave a message and I'll call you back I'm walking into spiderwebs, so, leave a message and I'll call you back Bb F Gm Eb It's all your fault, I screen my phone calls Bb F Gm Eb No matter, matter, matter, who calls, I gotta screen my phone calls Bb F Gm Eb Bb F Gm Eb It's all your fault, it's all your fault No matter who calls, no matter who calls Bb F Gm Eb I'm walking into spiderwebs so, leave a message and I'll call you back I'm walking into spiderwebs so, leave a message and I'll call you back Bb F Gm Eb Bb F Gm Eb Ooh, it's all your fault, no matter who calls I gotta screen my phone call, it's all your fault Bb F Gm Eb No matter, matter, matter, who calls, I screen my phone calls