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< i r r t 1J < It O4r W J < J 111 i J i > I ti 6i > 2i i o 2 ngW rldIIROme Magazine Sat urday Evening March 81 1 9o6e j t i III i H i m it+H+W1 + +l1I H i HIIMHHIIIIIHIHIHHIHIMHH et Nobody need be ashamed to Abie and Louie has a friend at 1 a show their not lender a round top THE CHORUS GIRL By Roy L McCardell Bennings that wires them all the l now that Boxtardt has boon melons but it aint so much 1 playing Texas with Boss canvas melons tf aa lemons theyvo boon Ittttatrerted by GENE CARR man as otafio carpenter handed I 1 SLLLU OJ J u u OJ LJ LU u OPDY M r 4 JKNIQHT has a- Estff the Chorus Girl He thinks it I wordd bo a much t bringing mother a home the money- it wed tart out- playing r vaudo 4 vllle under a f f tent i J J v tuL4 Nobody need n be ashamed to fv their act under maound + top now Sarah Bernhardt has been play B108 with a boss canvaamnn as- fie carpenter and candy butchers ES ushers What do you care for the Syndi- cate ¬ BO long as you can find a vacant lot inside the town limits Ive got a scheme for a protean stunt in which I would do eleven quick character changes because protean sketches are the top liners In continuous Just about now In the sketch Im an heiress ar ¬ rested for shopfiltlng and tried be ¬ fore a Judge I could play the weep ¬ ing heiress the gumchewing sales- lady the tradingstamp fiend that seen It did a little cash girl which would give mo a chance to answer the Judges question t Do you Intend to be a saleslady when you grow up No Im going on tho stage to be a singer Can you sing Betcher sweet life and dance too d Jever see me Imitating Elsie Janis That would be the music cue end off Id go singing My Colleen Bawn with bane j Then I could be the cloak model who had went to Vassar with the heiress who was suspected of being I a shoplifter and as the cloak model J could slip in after my exit as the little cash girl and tell the Judge of how I knew the heiress was the vic- tim ¬ of eome foul conspiracy because when we went to highflchool to- gether ¬ we used to flirt out the win ¬ dow and smoke cigarettes and do highkicking Just for a lark be- cause u we were innocent of the world t and ta ways n pop tor the Podcetlcsa the ggn7nta ice braldea 111111111 11111111 11 flrlJlhf li9- RING Ifrrrr IHyII iIrIrIIIrHHIIM IiIMr l i- I vll HES SMOKY ITHE SHINGLEI- Weve sffA Fe wlNSOYA- t ti j- a 1 Cltn art l s tir- r r- a sz f r ARR got Mr Maginnis that cautl cus end wads smoky under tho shingles tho Then could be the old scrub- woman character part tell the heiress down to when my was ill it was to death eat how she saved It from starv by sending us whole lot of good winter plum pudding In her ermine must Then would come on asrthe store detective whom the Judge would rec as an old offender confess arrested young heiress falsely helms t fttATnMOMPA6x edited by Wixot- eT Greeley Smith CUPID IN CHURCH By NIxola GreeleySmith rx coeds of Northwestern University are accord ¬ Tim to new dQ Pa toll open revolt because by flat of the rooutty has been that tr the must pray by themoelvea Heretofore their devo tiona have aharad by the young men otudenU And when it waa decreed that the crervloea for sod women must ba held in senarato NH wait of caguidi went up iota the coeds though It la sold the yotrnff men eo qucsced Indifferently In oldfashioned norcla the and rome Tory era quently met in the village cmiroh Within the dim pne- clncta Edwin hecmme tnatantly enamored of AngoUnaa hair or was enslave by the rare graciousness with which shu offered to here her hymn book In these non dhuroheoma the rellgloua corrtncta of tttie eoOee t chapel have preaenned thee amiable traditions that might otherwise have perished from practical earth lit b no wonder then that the coeds cling to them Chunfa admit- tedly aoitona the masculine heart The difficulty in our toy to In cutUna tits masculine hurt there And in collesw of ooorse the prdb1em woo estvod certain amount of ohiapel attendance bmg exacted The daterzninlnc momenta of 111 are not those which njionld tender Been if transferred to the stag Our vweatest mamoriai uv not of hand- clasps or of dam They ana of the rare matant whoa looking Into aaothera oyes we see our own for tha fret The moment may come In cburoh In our own homes in tha stret or at tho circus That mWUer of caaunl tr detail But there la no doubt that It good thing to haws happen church there owing to the aooeaorttd tin matrimonial vision may ooh to the moat inured without eeommg altagattier revolutionary Men in our day ara durtva cmaturea It the teatfanooy of many Is believed They have be caught young and In Buaooptlbla humors The chapel service airppUed them of the right and the tight mood in the right place No wonder we blind furies of creation aa our friend Mr Bernard Shaw happily called ua nv mashing our teeth over the college Abolition of our moat glorious opportunity for conquest Hear the indignant wheat of the coed toting the war patio Who cold the wanted husband or ever alVotwad such rtdlcoloua none to mar the blessed Vision of her Not my yaaacr lady Betas of peaceful proollyittos ana but modem muscle not L Dirt why etundfl you mind wber the men aitudwvta wwrihlp if you did not think they were beftxr taken away horn shrine L UNIQUE EASTER FAVORS 1 r C ONFECtnON toass trfll bo very I ulor aa luncheon favors dtulnar the J Easter holiday The prettier sort rich cream satin on wBioh yellow- bloaama are harmosioualv blended Thcrufeasa are rather longer wide Nldttro furuahod with eoetns throuSh- Joh gold braid ia ran The with oarafOn paper then > U1e- datttt f coateottMss Bjtaiaia aoea lair to Cift Ssaa la lit fcqnaai of yellow vet cnaaa with bIt rooms make area contrtv office for tho iholdtos handkerchief an awtei breofcfao tovor debaBsafea or women of tmor- oswtttritme tom flit hide bIIII asst Ito htsl 111 e beake fie an- 1iafiv mat adtl 19e et pnrye tM- JC or deUMt GIeDm attn and ahoutd- eratoroMsrefl with gold thxeod or yeah eeU coutaohn In ahtpe 1tN beigll aee tilt pocktta a Uttla at J- J = Siii JiJlI jjfhia aa6r9F I I I I I + + NIM l WIN I I EOD R000g- rH e t NoSa j l I J- MRMcciNyfiS o f l r 1u MARI 7 r 1 I spendthrift topnotcher of tl ght about ponies I strong and would how had slipped Mulligans alley child so that choking and couldnt and had ¬ ing all a warm clothes and carry tag in a I ¬ ognize and make she had the because tho < a ia p It oroUined t been men a mere h back days a a o mata a lora soul time la e + ia a ta For bachelor a weary- husbandhunter to n coeducational age on- o a cmresrl I door a your than a A tnd4m- arellned bee a c Vat w b a med with a set flsura fa ertor be em- baoidetsd as tUb dictates the edge either vosfoptd or fomtrtied with a flat gold braid tire design within being any simple or pretty one The pocket should be atlffoaea with an lnterllnlni- of thin toflora canvas and lined with eaft white gibe To tho upper cOga two ettotpa at the rsnAerSs emlbnoldei or braMsa ta the eras tiny be shot be fttetobsd om end ot eexh to the front Of Mao pocket and one to the back The belt OlD be speed In Wee strays and BO the tradtet ia then held in place maMrtg e usofiol na well as a drelll- lcmaamenttson dtmomg eaaSl Adocta tor am Boater Oaean falaf ease tgta tides at- hrali Ite 1Ndfn ea Mn tttidf irtnj Hiif SUt fa aw ta which a a pae Two or srw T- cvcaaiona Jewel boxes of white oath- or tenets who odimlr homa ax polnt- be t0 fitIIeA wleh gray sort oozateo on U1a4 J V I had won from her the love cf Ralph Thorncroft the hAndsome young millionaire that owned the depart- ment store I could cSose the act by having some cheap actor padded and pretty rush In and without waiting to hear the Judge say It was a planted Job FOUR SMART HATS fOR THE EASTER GIRL- yiW- Y 41t1 kt anti hf F d roe hem four the most charm HERE hats aeon this week millinery openings reproduced from the Millinery Trade Review They are unuauaHy pretty and will give trash hope to the woman who after making round the shops and trying on fifty more of the seasons freak creations ad made her mind HOME HINTS pint of cream milk one can HALF one can peas two taMe flour level desaertapoVm ot butter salt pepper Drain liquor from peaa and shrimp and add milk and boll Cut In halves and let stand In cold water few minutes After milk bolls thicken with the tOOT and let get boiling hot then add shrimp and peas and butter and seasoning Put crackers In dish and pour the mixture- on them Crackers are nice but dont use as much for tho crackers salt Serve hot Rolled Jelly Cake eggs beaten thoroughly one THRHB sugar one cup flour three cold water one tea- spoon cream tartar onehalf teaspoon sods onehalt teaspoon pow der Dab In tWO tang tins Apple Snow quarter and team three large GORE rub through sieve whipped whites three eggs very stiff froth with onehalf cup dered auger gradually add apple and whip tong time till wlta stiff Pile In dish garnish dots of currant rem Vanilla OooWea- ONE cup sugar twonairda cup butter eggs three teaspoons baling two teaspoons vanilla two tablespoons milk add bread flour to roll Make them stiff and roll very thin Attar they ore in the pan wet each one with milk and sprinkle sugar OIL Poached Eggs in small fryteg pan piece PUT half the sirs an egg Into this when melted two or three With saver fork break the yoHca Let then oocSc isttfl I ttte late nA16 IRk iiM JWr- r and the guilty party had confessed he would say the cheap actor play- Ing the part of the young dub that owned the department store Qullty not guilty Clarioe I lovo your Say sketch like that la always knockout wouldnt even bother try It out at one of Ted aiarksa i c Y t t S t + i + d R r r r r I at t ltt t I p 1 u s e n are to be a or I or to a are ao ¬ or ¬ to ¬ with of r of egg a U a a I to that she would terra bay a hat made to order first hat Is a Parisian model made chiffon draped with burntout lace and batiste large wliU feather spray and pink roses It ta the moat conjorvutive shape shown this seacon and one whloh women generally Und very becoming A in Dear a yoante eltrhteen ant keep company with a young man the same age I love him very dear ¬ and I am certain my lovo Is roo- turned We were thlnlclng about get- ting ¬ married but he la a Catholic and I am a Protestant CouM that hinder us from being married 1S3 Legally there Is no barrier at nil It the young man wished to remain In i good standing In the church he would u4 ON I- to have get a dispensation from his bishop to marry you sacred Sunday concerts Surefire hokum What Of course Im only screaming m my sloop because not tor mine this camping out on the kerosene circuit Still It Is a good Idea and when you realize that Dopey thought It all up hlsself why its simply astonishing 1ti li toe use at of up Ghrlmp baking apples nearly iiiiilium or z to plaited of The second bat la model mad of color hemp straw with a scarf the some shad and roses mollnes and vel ¬ vet ribbon on the which tilts- It well over the face In the seasons moat mode- A model ot the large bats BETTYS BALM FOR LOVERS Differenc Bettrt- AM 1 another natural trimmed plumes having bnndeau forward She Likes His Bcttyr Ait a young girl of nineteen years and am bothered by a I young man wiio calls to see me about twice a week I never told him that I did not care for his com- pany II I because ba roM with a young man Whom 1 would like to moat Now tell me how to get rid of my caller and yet moot his friend D K The only way to meet the other man- Is to get up a little party of four tell- ing ¬ your young man tx bring We friend to escort the other girl fir n Out of the of Babes BBSS What ta a family tree LITTLE Harold Its a tree people comb when they want to get Into gave ma bushel basket fail of candy last ntstot Tommy What did you do with It7 Klmer Nothln I ten out of bed and woke up thought there was an apple on the and I was roliig to give It to you but It has disappeared Fred Well you con give me In the place of It mamma causo the apple wasnt much good anyway Little Elslo Mamma rely i Dead Dldoto the flog lIIhot Mamma No deer tte dn4 he ta not good enough Little EUale Not good Why he newer did wrong to his ute Mamma Why JWhnny what a the matte Johnny Mmy now sshoes hurt my feet Mamma Wo wonder dear you have them on the wrong teat Johzrnr WweO I ooaat hJn ttt I aint gget no other ffaet Boo heoooi Nets I i i i 1 ifi It you know thats got a lot of money and wants to go into the scheme well sell the idea Flay- ing vaudeville In a tent at prices with six good comedy turns a silent act like a good cannonball or a headbalancing bit and my sketch to run twenty 1906 PdO Sr tt td lat- Tv 4 L- hz n aPdt L Srort7y Roses PlayrnPS of Shrimp Wiggle aalt pow end a The of of Religion adv imported of champagnecolored approved splendid FriendD- ear frequently Mouths e- ElmerPapa a Mamma sldebourd something eneraght anything CMgair h anybody popular juggler protean irhteh are making rather a bopal6- strnirele a with the smart tlDHH M sailors Is of pale gray hair braid trim- med ¬ with roses shaded from blue to bronze and terns and messallne ribbon- A very novel and attractive hat that- In shape auggests a rollcake not yet < way Is a rm irrl- ecliorn ° trimmed with old rose velvet ribbon white plumes a motherof pearl buckle and a large white aigrette BEAUTY HINTS- By Moraojot HtibbardJVycr Face Is Tendor LIf your LI skin la reps tlva do r try too heroic treatment Uee E soap If It ogre with you and edt drying apply th cream Oran f 1 oiwer watt triple t ounce alcoh r = bitt- alnnonds boons j 1 ounce white wa 1 drum speiraaocU 1 dram oil of bonne 1 dram shaving oroam 1 dram oil of tKirKamot 12 drape oU of cloves 6 drops oil of na roll blgonule t drops borax 16 ounce- In preparing this ajnenre the dJreotiona given tar mjjdng the atowod lotion The shoving cream la a saponaceous paste found ready prepared at most chemists Dissolve the borax In the orange flower water slightly warmed mingle the wax spermaceti oil of bonne and shav- ing ¬ cream In a custard boiler at gentle heat Profiiso Perspiration Use a teaepoonfal of ammonia JO In a gallon of water once a day bathing with the lotion Fot pro tuse poroplratlon try this Spring water two ounoea diluted sulj >hurio add forty drop compound spirits of lavender two drama Tak Internally e tableepoonhd twice a day r Tones Down Gray Hair T 2N32RABLH A little bit of first 11 doss blueing cupaltd with u tooth V bruah after tlio hair la dressed tWill tone down the whlteoua of veer hair It may Wok a little Uua test bet will aoodagslee tb gray t1at- IJ > 4 M 1 VAJh IM1w JtSM minutes and close with moving pic- tures or an Illustrated tone would certainly capture tho coin Til toll the sketch outright or ptrt It ont on royalty with reliable par- ties but for me a loading part In a Broadway production or continuing my card In the Clipper with Alt Lib- erty ¬ on It- Dopey In working ta Tin Pan Al- ley ¬ with a flourishing firm of musical pirates Hla duties is to take all the popular songs and write others Just like them He will Insist on putting In eo many original bits that the firm la all the time firing him and Dopey I IJtrecttmi for Gutting ThereTake- s rubbernocJ wagon to Chinatown crawl into the nature bunt and tell Nun Lung to light the pile mn wionaerful city hIdden wy in T the npStat wilds seems to bear out Its nroo In a surprising manner In every detail This rooming at bretJcfiut I offered a tip to my waiter lIe refused It The management of this olooo circe me a rood salary he said and I would consider my dignity lowered If I accepted a gratuity Since the tip- ping system wu bollahed here the banks have stopped eolloltlwr 0001X0 loans from U3 waiters and we are no longer hated by the common people u bloated bondholders and carriage trade And too our customers can now amok ten cent cigars and eo to the country In the summer for they can put a little money away Ftora a chance acquaintance X learn- ed ¬ that a baby had arrived In the tam¬ Ill of James D PoclteUfuller the son of the richest man In AHtotho- t I bought all the papers expecting to read some poetry about the child learn how much his UtU bltw cost and discover how tar his dollars would reaoh U they were placed side by hide on an air tine But all I could find about btu was a birth notice aooompinlod by the good old motbflr and ohlll doing won Ttoo betel clerk told me that ricb men are dfapoaresbd unless they ban MMrHIH +HMHMIM > H4 Is getting tired of It Ba saya It them musical publishers ont atop tIts- aharging him hail quit Wore all excited about tha tease J and AWo Wogglebaum cod Zeds Zlnahelrner has a friend playing Damns mounts at Bonntnga that wires them all the melons But say kid it alxf eo fBBCjngl- onfl as lemons that theyVa been handed are ve even got Mr Magtnn tbat cautious spendthrift and topnotcher of tightwads smoky under the shin glen about the ponies Hos doped out an infallible plan to boat tho races He hats a etgarmoa- locked up in his trunk with a tent roll of a hundred tn it Bvesy day1 ho J picks out a one best bet in tho morn ing selections and puts f3 ta the box on the skate IDle window of his apartment is just over the tfkySlght of n poolroom and ba ca ttetf bsm calling art the wire HO W B9 Is3Sf salt up teto a CIQUA from ih > czy of Thcyro offt till hay < Himnnr the winner- If U Mr Maglnnfirtj home conrcain ahead he takes his winnings oat of the box and says hoe that mash to- the good It ho loses he beta again next day At the end ot the meet to opens the box and flgttrea oat how much hell ahead So tar hell never been able to break his own book but such Is his am IHon J Mr Mnplnntn donU know beams about the geoswa but at breakteg even in h1ebetah6a <an r thosucso- Mr tuh y Maglimls lent going back to 4 Marietta any more Hes going to stay In New York and manufacture artificial Ice 1 suppose hell be going aroasd with ua later on with etoahy shoos tram carrying pocket simples of his product Hes sold his store tn Marietta and as the that bought it IB de¬ scribed In the local prints as also ft loading citizen and upright business man of unimpeachable Integrity of Marietta I feel sure there was same f tourply false pretense work OB both aides Pass woe VllMng to elope vtth 1 anybody with an aato at first bat a total stranger with carfare crosstown could entice her now Well okldott kid ride around ry again youve got the brass ring l ALLTOTHEMERRYVILLE j it twentyaht children so that arrivals I m xcUcrtv society an too common j to excite comment There Is a tic building maree A- i the Flatlroo about wbd breezes play When It was erected the crowd of shopping women studiously I and modestly avoided the vicinity Their aversion at Mat tem BO 1 marked that the owners Built wind breams around it and now too beauti- ful ¬ 7tJ women cf the town throng the corner in peace and contentment In one erf the rooming papaya tM Item appeared n TIIID JPDOQ WAS RESlG1I 1- DedDIr a Bftnatblo Ulan Be DnIa ril rave to Ila Told Twice i Judge TriaJl who pot mixed BS > In j an unaartiry mesa tome time nounced wday that ta ttaa taHfosod i hla resignation Uo ebo aid that J ba wlshea somebody would wsi ar queries ao that he can be sent over 4e the road if ho deserves It This hit of news also attracted my t attention after lour diet at rich I mine owner Btories Aotrea larder 3ma Mary Smith not Vivian Moprt morejicy Adab St Claire or anyttxlns t like chat loa 1nJr wo Obn Jones woe married lost nigh to Charles Walker a poor honest meahanlo of Paducah Ky The OOIJt J wfll live in Paducah and ni Walker win do her own work a j The weather report seven o- rwnelnYWellt r 1 Rood day tol ottth May Mantons Daily Fashions I SUCH a plmple Hp aa one should be r found In every In ji i fonts outfit It can be L j i laundered with perteot ease It 1s dainty sad l charmtnff and involvoa r t the leant possible labor In the making In the 11 luatrattan fins Wrmoh- nalmook s 1 is ttnd hd wtth- baivdlne and frlHa of lace but embroidery oar ba ambvHtuted tor this 1 1 last it better liked and 4 4 ail tile ntavtcBtato that ar I I d e- aT used for Infanta lips j The axrproprtato quantity of ma- terial ¬ requited la 218 1 j yards 10 inchea wide Pattern anna ia cut In one du only Infants Slip Pattern No 6320 f Call or send by mall to THE EVENFNQ WORLD MAY MAN How tn- Obtain TON FASHION BUUEAU No 21 Went Twentythird street New I York Send ten cents In coin or atonal for each pattern ordered Thcio IMPORTANT Write your name and address plainly and al- ways ¬ e Patterns specify sire wanted k r f i > JL w < i < f 1Ij iI < L wY 1 waL

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< i rr t 1J<

It O4r W J <J 111 iJ i

>I ti 6i > 2ii

o 2 ngW rldIIROme Magazine Sat urday Evening March 81 1 9o6e j

t i III i H i m it+H+W1++l1I H i HIIMHHIIIIIHIHIHHIHIMHHetNobody need be ashamed to Abie and Louie has a friend at1

a show their not lender a round top THE CHORUS GIRL By Roy L McCardell Bennings that wires them all the lnow that Boxtardt has boon melons but it aint so much1 playing Texas with Boss canvas melonstf aa lemons theyvo boonIttttatrerted by GENE CARRman as otafio carpenter handed I

1 SLLLU OJ J u u OJ LJ LU uOPDY M

r 4JKNIQHT

has a-

Estffthe Chorus GirlHe thinks it

I wordd bo a mucht bringing mother

a home the money-it wed tart out-playingr vaudo

4 vllle under af

f tenti J J v tuL4 Nobody needn

be ashamed tofv their act under maound +top now

Sarah Bernhardt has been playB108 with a boss canvaamnn as-

fie carpenter and candy butchersES ushers

What do you care for the Syndi-cate

¬

BO long as you can find a vacantlot inside the town limits

Ive got a scheme for a proteanstunt in which I would do elevenquick character changes becauseprotean sketches are the topliners In continuous Just about now

In the sketch Im an heiress ar¬

rested for shopfiltlng and tried be ¬

fore a Judge I could play the weep ¬

ing heiress the gumchewing sales-lady the tradingstamp fiend thatseen It did a little cash girl whichwould give mo a chance to answerthe Judges question

t Do you Intend to be a salesladywhen you grow up

No Im going on tho stage to bea singer

Can you singBetcher sweet life and dance

too d Jever see me Imitating ElsieJanis

That would be the music cue endoff Id go singing My Colleen Bawnwith bane

j Then I could be the cloak modelwho had went to Vassar with theheiress who was suspected of beingI a shoplifter and as the cloak modelJ could slip in after my exit as thelittle cash girl and tell the Judge ofhow I knew the heiress was the vic-

tim¬

of eome foul conspiracy becausewhen we went to highflchool to-

gether¬

we used to flirt out the win ¬

dow and smoke cigarettes and dohighkicking Just for a lark be-causeu we were innocent of the world

t and ta ways

n pop

tor the

Podcetlcsathe

ggn7ntaice

braldea

111111111 11111111 11 flrlJlhf li9-

RING

Ifrrrr IHyII iIrIrIIIrHHIIM IiIMr

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HES SMOKYITHE SHINGLEI-

Weve

sffAFe wlNSOYA-

t

ti j-

a

1

Cltn art

l s tir-

rr-

asz

f r

ARR

got Mr Maginnis that cautl cus end wads smoky under tho shingles tho

Then could be the old scrub-woman character part

tell the heiressdown to

when my was ill it wasto death eat

how she saved It from starvby sending us whole lot of

good winterplum pudding In her ermine

must

Then would come on asrthe storedetective whom the Judge would rec

as an old offenderconfess arrested youngheiress falsely helms

t fttATnMOMPA6xedited by

Wixot-

eT

Greeley Smith

CUPID IN CHURCHBy NIxola GreeleySmith

rx coeds of Northwestern University are accord ¬

Tim to new dQ Patoll open revolt because byflat of the rooutty has been thattr the must pray by themoelvea Heretofore their devo

tiona have aharad by the young men otudenU Andwhen it waa decreed that the crervloea for sod womenmust ba held in senarato NH wait of caguidi went upiota the coeds though It la sold the yotrnff men eoqucsced Indifferently

In oldfashioned norcla the and rome Tory eraquently met in the village cmiroh Within the dim pne-

clncta Edwin hecmme tnatantly enamored of AngoUnaahair or was enslave by the rare graciousness with

which shu offered to here her hymn book In these nondhuroheoma the rellgloua corrtncta of tttie eoOee

t chapel have preaenned thee amiable traditions that mightotherwise have perished from practical earth lit b nowonder then that the coeds cling to them Chunfa admit-

tedly aoitona the masculine heart The difficulty in our toy to In cutUna titsmasculine hurt there And in collesw of ooorse the prdb1em woo estvodcertain amount of ohiapel attendance bmg exacted

The daterzninlnc momenta of 111 are not those which njionld tenderBeen if transferred to the stag Our vweatest mamoriai uv not of hand-

clasps or of dam They ana of the rare matant whoa looking Into aaotheraoyes we see our own for tha fret The moment may come In cburohIn our own homes in tha stret or at tho circus That mWUer of caaunl

tr detail But there la no doubt that It good thing to haws happen churchthere owing to the aooeaorttd tin matrimonial vision may ooh to the

moat inured without eeommg altagattier revolutionaryMen in our day ara durtva cmaturea It the teatfanooy of many

Is believed They have be caught young and In Buaooptlblahumors The chapel service airppUed them of the right andthe tight mood in the right place No wonder we blind furies of creation aaour friend Mr Bernard Shaw happily called ua nv mashing our teeth overthe college Abolition of our moat glorious opportunity for conquest

Hear the indignant wheat of the coed toting the war patio Who coldthe wanted husband or ever alVotwad such rtdlcoloua none to mar theblessed Vision of her

Not my yaaacr lady Betas of peaceful proollyittos ana but modemmuscle not L Dirt why etundfl you mind wber the men aitudwvta wwrihlp if

you did not think they were beftxr taken away horn shrine

L UNIQUE EASTER FAVORS 1

r C ONFECtnON toass trfll bo veryI ulor aa luncheon favors dtulnar theJ Easter holiday The prettier sort

rich cream satin on wBioh yellow-

bloaama are harmosioualv blendedThcrufeasa are rather longer wideNldttro furuahod with eoetns throuSh-

Joh gold braid ia ran Thewith oarafOn paper then >U1e-

datttt f coateottMss Bjtaiaia aoealair to Cift Ssaa la lit fcqnaai

of yellow vet cnaaa with bIt

rooms make area contrtvoffice for tho iholdtos handkerchief

an awtei breofcfaotovor debaBsafea or women of tmor-oswtttritme tom flit hide bIIII asstIto htsl 111 e beake fie an-1iafiv

matadtl 19eet

pnrye tM-

JC or deUMt GIeDm attn and ahoutd-eratoroMsrefl with gold thxeod or

yeah eeU coutaohn In ahtpe1tN beigll aee tilt pocktta a Uttla

atJ-

J=Siii

JiJlI jjfhiaaa6r9F

I I I I I + +

NIM lWIN I

I EOD

R000g-rH e

tNoSa j

lI

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MRMcciNyfiS

of

l

r 1u

MARI 7 r 1

I

spendthrift topnotcher of tl ght about poniesIstrong and

would how hadslipped Mulligans alley

child so thatchoking and couldntand had ¬

ing all awarm clothes and carry

tag in a

ognize and makeshe had the

because tho

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med with a set flsura fa ertor be em-baoidetsd as tUb dictates the edgeeither vosfoptd or fomtrtied with a flatgold braid tire design within being anysimple or pretty one The pocketshould be atlffoaea with an lnterllnlni-of thin toflora canvas and lined witheaft white gibe To tho upper cOga twoettotpa at the rsnAerSs emlbnoldei orbraMsa ta the eras tiny be shot befttetobsd om end ot eexh to the frontOf Mao pocket and one to the back Thebelt OlD be speed In Wee strays andBO the tradtet ia then held in placemaMrtg e usofiol na well as a drelll-lcmaamenttson

dtmomg eaaSl Adocta tor am BoaterOaean falaf ease tgta tides at-

hraliIte 1Ndfn eaMntttidf irtnj Hiif SUt fa aw ta

which aa pae Two or srw T-

cvcaaiona Jewel boxes of white oath-

or tenets who odimlr homa ax polnt-

bet0 fitIIeA wleh gray sortoozateo on U1a4

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had won from her the love cf RalphThorncroft the hAndsome youngmillionaire that owned the depart-ment store

I could cSose the act by havingsome cheap actor padded and prettyrush In and without waiting to hearthe Judge say It was a planted Job

FOUR SMART HATS fOR THE EASTER GIRL-

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F d roe hemfour the most charm

HERE hats aeon this weekmillinery openings reproduced

from the Millinery Trade ReviewThey are unuauaHy pretty and willgive trash hope to the woman whoafter making round the shops andtrying on fifty more of the seasonsfreak creations ad made her mind

HOME HINTS

pint of cream milk one canHALF one can peas two taMe

flour level desaertapoVm otbutter salt pepper Drain liquor frompeaa and shrimp and add milk andboll Cut In halves and letstand In cold water few minutesAfter milk bolls thicken with the tOOT

and let get boiling hot then add shrimpand peas and butter and seasoning Putcrackers In dish and pour the mixture-on them Crackers are nice but dontuse as much for tho crackers

salt Serve hotRolled Jelly Cake

eggs beaten thoroughly oneTHRHBsugar one cup flour three

cold water one tea-spoon cream tartar onehalf teaspoonsods onehalt teaspoon powder Dab In tWO tang tinsApple Snow

quarter and team three largeGORE rub through sieve

whipped whites three eggsvery stiff froth with onehalf cupdered auger gradually add apple andwhip tong time till wlta stiff PileIn dish garnish dots of currantrem

Vanilla OooWea-

ONEcup sugar twonairda cup butter

eggs three teaspoons balingtwo teaspoons vanilla two

tablespoons milk add bread flour toroll Make them stiff and roll verythin Attar they ore in the pan weteach one with milk and sprinkle sugarOIL

Poached Eggsin small fryteg pan piece

PUT half the sirs an eggInto this when melted two or

three With saver fork breakthe yoHca Let then oocSc isttfl

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and the guilty party had confessedhe would say the cheap actor play-

Ing the part of the young dub thatowned the department store Qullty

not guilty Clarioe I lovo yourSay sketch like that la always

knockout wouldnt even bothertry It out at one of Ted aiarksa

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that she would terra bay a hatmade to order

first hat Is a Parisian modelmade chiffon draped withburntout lace and batiste large wliUfeather spray and pink roses It tathe moat conjorvutive shape shownthis seacon and one whloh womengenerally Und very becoming

A inDear

a yoante eltrhteen antkeep company with a young manthe same age I love him very dear¬

and I am certain my lovo Is roo-turned We were thlnlclng about get-ting

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married but he la a Catholic andI am a Protestant CouM that hinderus from being married 1S3

Legally there Is no barrier at nil Itthe young man wished to remain In

igood standing In the church he would

u4 ONI-

tohave get a dispensation from hisbishop to marry you

sacred Sunday concerts Surefirehokum What

Of course Im only screaming mmy sloop because not tor mine thiscamping out on the kerosene circuitStill It Is a good Idea and when yourealize that Dopey thought It all uphlsself why its simply astonishing

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roses mollnes and vel ¬

vet ribbon on the which tilts-It well over the face In theseasons moat mode-

A model ot the large bats

BETTYS BALM FOR LOVERS

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forward

She Likes HisBcttyr

Ait a young girl of nineteen yearsand am bothered by aI young man wiio calls to see meabout twice a week I never told

him that I did not care for his com-

pany

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because ba roM with a youngman Whom 1 would like to moat Nowtell me how to get rid of my caller andyet moot his friend D K

The only way to meet the other man-Is to get up a little party of four tell-

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your young man tx bring We friendto escort the other girl

fir nOut of the of Babes

BBSS What ta a family treeLITTLE Harold Its a tree people comb when they want to get Into

gave ma bushel basket fail of candy last ntstotTommy What did you do with It7Klmer Nothln I ten out of bed and woke up

thought there was an apple on the and I was roliigto give It to you but It has disappeared

Fred Well you con give me In the place of It mamma causothe apple wasnt much good anyway

Little Elslo Mamma rely i Dead Dldoto the flog lIIhotMamma No deer tte dn4 he ta not good enoughLittle EUale Not good Why he newer did wrong to his

uteMamma Why JWhnny what a the matteJohnny Mmy now sshoes hurt my feetMamma Wo wonder dear you have them on the wrong teatJohzrnr WweO I ooaat hJn ttt I aint gget no other ffaet Boo

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It you know thats gota lot of money and wants to go intothe scheme well sell the idea Flay-ing vaudeville In a tent atprices with six good comedy turns asilent act like a good cannonball

or a headbalancing bit andmy sketch to run twenty

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irhteh are making rather a bopal6-strnirele

awith the smart tlDHH M

sailors Is of pale gray hair braid trim-med

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with roses shaded from blue tobronze and terns and messallne ribbon-

A very novel and attractive hat that-In shape auggests a rollcake not yet

< way Is a rm irrl-ecliorn°

trimmed with old rose velvetribbon white plumes a motherof

pearl buckle and a large white aigrette

BEAUTY HINTS-By Moraojot HtibbardJVycr

Face Is TendorLIf your

LIskin la repstlva do r

try too heroictreatment Uee Esoap If It ogrewith you and edtdrying apply thcream Oranf 1 oiwer watttriple t ounce

alcohr= bitt-alnnonds boons j

1 ounce white wa1 drum speiraaocU1 dram oil of bonne 1 dram shavingoroam 1 dram oil of tKirKamot 12

drape oU of cloves 6 drops oil of naroll blgonule t drops borax 16 ounce-

In preparing this ajnenre the dJreotionagiven tar mjjdng the atowod lotion Theshoving cream la a saponaceous pastefound ready prepared at most chemistsDissolve the borax In the orange flowerwater slightly warmed mingle thewax spermaceti oil of bonne and shav-ing

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cream In a custard boiler at gentleheat

Profiiso PerspirationUse a teaepoonfal of ammonia

JO In a gallon of water once a daybathing with the lotion Fot pro

tuse poroplratlon try this Springwater two ounoea diluted sulj >hurioadd forty drop compound spirits oflavender two drama Tak Internallye tableepoonhd twice a day

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Tones Down Gray HairT 2N32RABLH A little bit of first11 doss blueing cupaltd with u toothV bruah after tlio hair la dressed tWill

tone down the whlteoua of veer hairIt may Wok a little Uua test bet willaoodagslee tbgray t1at-

IJ>4 M 1 VAJh IM1w JtSM

minutes and close with moving pic-

tures or an Illustrated tone wouldcertainly capture tho coin

Til toll the sketch outright or ptrtIt ont on royalty with reliable par-

ties but for me a loading part In aBroadway production or continuingmy card In the Clipper with Alt Lib-erty

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on It-

Dopey In working ta Tin Pan Al-

ley¬

with a flourishing firm of musicalpirates Hla duties is to take all thepopular songs and write others Justlike them He will Insist on puttingIn eo many original bits that the firmla all the time firing him and Dopey

I

IJtrecttmi for Gutting ThereTake-s rubbernocJ wagon to Chinatown

crawl into the nature bunt and tell

Nun Lung to light the pile

mn wionaerful city hIdden wy in

T the npStat wilds seems to bearout Its nroo In a surprising

manner In every detail This roomingat bretJcfiut I offered a tip to mywaiter lIe refused It

The management of this olooo circeme a rood salary he said and Iwould consider my dignity lowered IfI accepted a gratuity Since the tip-

ping system wu bollahed here thebanks have stopped eolloltlwr 0001X0loans from U3 waiters and we are nolonger hated by the common people ubloated bondholders and carriagetrade And too our customers cannow amok ten cent cigars and eo tothe country In the summer for theycan put a little money away

Ftora a chance acquaintance X learn-ed

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that a baby had arrived In the tam¬

Ill of James D PoclteUfuller the sonof the richest man In AHtotho-t I bought all the papers

expecting to read some poetry aboutthe child learn how much his UtUbltw cost and discover how tar hisdollars would reaoh U they wereplaced side by hide on an air tineBut all I could find about btu was abirth notice aooompinlod by the goodold motbflr and ohlll doing wonTtoo betel clerk told me that ricb menare dfapoaresbd unless they ban

MMrHIH +HMHMIM >H4Is getting tired of It Ba saya It themmusical publishers ont atop tIts-

aharging him hail quitWore all excited about tha tease J

and AWo Wogglebaum cod ZedsZlnahelrner has a friend playingDamns mounts at Bonntnga thatwires them all the melons

But say kid it alxf eo fBBCjngl-onfl as lemons that theyVa beenhanded

are ve even got Mr Magtnn tbatcautious spendthrift and topnotcherof tightwads smoky under the shinglen about the ponies

Hos doped out an infallible planto boat tho races He hats a etgarmoa-locked up in his trunk with a tentroll of a hundred tn it Bvesy day1 ho Jpicks out a one best bet in tho morning selections and puts f3 ta the boxon the skate IDle window of hisapartment is just over the tfkySlghtof n poolroom and ba ca ttetf bsmcalling art the wire HO W B9 Is3Sfsalt up teto a CIQUA from ih > czy ofThcyro offt till hay <Himnnr the

winner-IfU Mr Maglnnfirtj home conrcain

ahead he takes his winnings oat ofthe box and says hoe that mash to-

the good It ho loses he beta againnext day At the end ot the meet toopens the box and flgttrea oat howmuch hell ahead So tar hell neverbeen able to break his own book butsuch Is his am IHon J

Mr Mnplnntn donU know beamsabout the geoswa but at breaktegeven in h1ebetah6a <an r thosucso-

Mrtuh y

Maglimls lent going back to 4Marietta any more Hes going tostay In New York and manufactureartificial Ice

1 suppose hell be going aroasdwith ua later on with etoahy shoostram carrying pocket simples of hisproduct

Hes sold his store tn Mariettaand as the that bought it IB de¬

scribed In the local prints as also ftloading citizen and upright businessman of unimpeachable Integrity ofMarietta I feel sure there was same ftourply false pretense work OB bothaides

Pass woe VllMng to elope vtth 1

anybody with an aato at first bat atotal stranger with carfare crosstowncould entice her now

Well okldott kid ride around ry

again youve got the brass ringl

ALLTOTHEMERRYVILLE jittwentyaht children so that arrivals

I m xcUcrtv society an too common jto excite comment

There Is a tic building maree A-i

the Flatlroo about wbdbreezes play When It was erected thecrowd of shopping women studiously Iand modestly avoided the vicinityTheir aversion at Mat tem BO 1marked that the owners Built windbreams around it and now too beauti-ful

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women cf the town throng thecorner in peace and contentment

In one erf the rooming papaya tMItem appeared n

TIIID JPDOQ WAS RESlG1I 1-

DedDIr a Bftnatblo Ulan Be DnIa rilrave to Ila Told Twice i

Judge TriaJl who pot mixed BS> In jan unaartiry mesa tome timenounced wday that ta ttaa taHfosod ihla resignation Uo ebo aid that Jba wlshea somebody would wsiarqueries ao that he can be sent over 4e

the road if ho deserves ItThis hit of news also attracted my

tattention after lour diet at rich Imine owner Btories

Aotrea larder3ma Mary Smith not Vivian Moprt

morejicy Adab St Claire or anyttxlns tlike chat loa 1nJr wo ObnJones woe married lost nigh toCharles Walker a poor honestmeahanlo of Paducah Ky TheOOIJt J wfll live in Paducah and niWalker win do her own work

a jThe weather report

seven o-rwnelnYWellt r 1 Rood day tol ottth

May Mantons Daily FashionsI

SUCHa plmple Hp aa

one should ber

found In every In ji ifonts outfit It can be L j

i

laundered with perteot

ease It 1s dainty sad lcharmtnff and involvoa r t

the leant possible labor

In the making In the 11

luatrattan fins Wrmoh-

nalmook

s 1

is ttnd hd wtth-

baivdlne and frlHa of

lace but embroidery oar

ba ambvHtuted tor this 1 1

last it better liked and 4 4

ail tile ntavtcBtato that ar I I d

e-

aT

used for Infanta lips j

The

axrproprtato

quantity of ma-

terial

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requited la 218 1 jyards 10 inchea wide

Pattern anna ia cutIn one du only Infants Slip Pattern No 6320

fCall or send by mall to THE EVENFNQ WORLD MAY MAN

How tn-

ObtainTON FASHION BUUEAU No 21 Went Twentythird street New

I York Send ten cents In coin or atonal for each pattern orderedThcio IMPORTANT Write your name and address plainly and al-

ways¬ e

Patterns specify sire wanted k

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