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t i III i H i m it+H+W1++l1I H i HIIMHHIIIIIHIHIHHIHIMHHetNobody need be ashamed to Abie and Louie has a friend at1

a show their not lender a round top THE CHORUS GIRL By Roy L McCardell Bennings that wires them all the lnow that Boxtardt has boon melons but it aint so much1 playing Texas with Boss canvas melonstf aa lemons theyvo boonIttttatrerted by GENE CARRman as otafio carpenter handed I

1 SLLLU OJ J u u OJ LJ LU uOPDY M

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has a-

Estffthe Chorus GirlHe thinks it

I wordd bo a mucht bringing mother

a home the money-it wed tart out-playingr vaudo

4 vllle under af

f tenti J J v tuL4 Nobody needn

be ashamed tofv their act under maound +top now

Sarah Bernhardt has been playB108 with a boss canvaamnn as-

fie carpenter and candy butchersES ushers

What do you care for the Syndi-cate

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BO long as you can find a vacantlot inside the town limits

Ive got a scheme for a proteanstunt in which I would do elevenquick character changes becauseprotean sketches are the topliners In continuous Just about now

In the sketch Im an heiress ar¬

rested for shopfiltlng and tried be ¬

fore a Judge I could play the weep ¬

ing heiress the gumchewing sales-lady the tradingstamp fiend thatseen It did a little cash girl whichwould give mo a chance to answerthe Judges question

t Do you Intend to be a salesladywhen you grow up

No Im going on tho stage to bea singer

Can you singBetcher sweet life and dance

too d Jever see me Imitating ElsieJanis

That would be the music cue endoff Id go singing My Colleen Bawnwith bane

j Then I could be the cloak modelwho had went to Vassar with theheiress who was suspected of beingI a shoplifter and as the cloak modelJ could slip in after my exit as thelittle cash girl and tell the Judge ofhow I knew the heiress was the vic-

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of eome foul conspiracy becausewhen we went to highflchool to-

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we used to flirt out the win ¬

dow and smoke cigarettes and dohighkicking Just for a lark be-causeu we were innocent of the world

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got Mr Maginnis that cautl cus end wads smoky under tho shingles tho

Then could be the old scrub-woman character part

tell the heiressdown to

when my was ill it wasto death eat

how she saved It from starvby sending us whole lot of

good winterplum pudding In her ermine

must

Then would come on asrthe storedetective whom the Judge would rec

as an old offenderconfess arrested youngheiress falsely helms

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Greeley Smith

CUPID IN CHURCHBy NIxola GreeleySmith

rx coeds of Northwestern University are accord ¬

Tim to new dQ Patoll open revolt because byflat of the rooutty has been thattr the must pray by themoelvea Heretofore their devo

tiona have aharad by the young men otudenU Andwhen it waa decreed that the crervloea for sod womenmust ba held in senarato NH wait of caguidi went upiota the coeds though It la sold the yotrnff men eoqucsced Indifferently

In oldfashioned norcla the and rome Tory eraquently met in the village cmiroh Within the dim pne-

clncta Edwin hecmme tnatantly enamored of AngoUnaahair or was enslave by the rare graciousness with

which shu offered to here her hymn book In these nondhuroheoma the rellgloua corrtncta of tttie eoOee

t chapel have preaenned thee amiable traditions that mightotherwise have perished from practical earth lit b nowonder then that the coeds cling to them Chunfa admit-

tedly aoitona the masculine heart The difficulty in our toy to In cutUna titsmasculine hurt there And in collesw of ooorse the prdb1em woo estvodcertain amount of ohiapel attendance bmg exacted

The daterzninlnc momenta of 111 are not those which njionld tenderBeen if transferred to the stag Our vweatest mamoriai uv not of hand-

clasps or of dam They ana of the rare matant whoa looking Into aaotheraoyes we see our own for tha fret The moment may come In cburohIn our own homes in tha stret or at tho circus That mWUer of caaunl

tr detail But there la no doubt that It good thing to haws happen churchthere owing to the aooeaorttd tin matrimonial vision may ooh to the

moat inured without eeommg altagattier revolutionaryMen in our day ara durtva cmaturea It the teatfanooy of many

Is believed They have be caught young and In Buaooptlblahumors The chapel service airppUed them of the right andthe tight mood in the right place No wonder we blind furies of creation aaour friend Mr Bernard Shaw happily called ua nv mashing our teeth overthe college Abolition of our moat glorious opportunity for conquest

Hear the indignant wheat of the coed toting the war patio Who coldthe wanted husband or ever alVotwad such rtdlcoloua none to mar theblessed Vision of her

Not my yaaacr lady Betas of peaceful proollyittos ana but modemmuscle not L Dirt why etundfl you mind wber the men aitudwvta wwrihlp if

you did not think they were beftxr taken away horn shrine

L UNIQUE EASTER FAVORS 1

r C ONFECtnON toass trfll bo veryI ulor aa luncheon favors dtulnar theJ Easter holiday The prettier sort

rich cream satin on wBioh yellow-

bloaama are harmosioualv blendedThcrufeasa are rather longer wideNldttro furuahod with eoetns throuSh-

Joh gold braid ia ran Thewith oarafOn paper then >U1e-

datttt f coateottMss Bjtaiaia aoealair to Cift Ssaa la lit fcqnaai

of yellow vet cnaaa with bIt

rooms make area contrtvoffice for tho iholdtos handkerchief

an awtei breofcfaotovor debaBsafea or women of tmor-oswtttritme tom flit hide bIIII asstIto htsl 111 e beake fie an-1iafiv

matadtl 19eet

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JC or deUMt GIeDm attn and ahoutd-eratoroMsrefl with gold thxeod or

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spendthrift topnotcher of tl ght about poniesIstrong and

would how hadslipped Mulligans alley

child so thatchoking and couldntand had ¬

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med with a set flsura fa ertor be em-baoidetsd as tUb dictates the edgeeither vosfoptd or fomtrtied with a flatgold braid tire design within being anysimple or pretty one The pocketshould be atlffoaea with an lnterllnlni-of thin toflora canvas and lined witheaft white gibe To tho upper cOga twoettotpa at the rsnAerSs emlbnoldei orbraMsa ta the eras tiny be shot befttetobsd om end ot eexh to the frontOf Mao pocket and one to the back Thebelt OlD be speed In Wee strays andBO the tradtet ia then held in placemaMrtg e usofiol na well as a drelll-lcmaamenttson

dtmomg eaaSl Adocta tor am BoaterOaean falaf ease tgta tides at-

hraliIte 1Ndfn eaMntttidf irtnj Hiif SUt fa aw ta

which aa pae Two or srw T-

cvcaaiona Jewel boxes of white oath-

or tenets who odimlr homa ax polnt-

bet0 fitIIeA wleh gray sortoozateo on U1a4

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had won from her the love cf RalphThorncroft the hAndsome youngmillionaire that owned the depart-ment store

I could cSose the act by havingsome cheap actor padded and prettyrush In and without waiting to hearthe Judge say It was a planted Job

FOUR SMART HATS fOR THE EASTER GIRL-

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HERE hats aeon this weekmillinery openings reproduced

from the Millinery Trade ReviewThey are unuauaHy pretty and willgive trash hope to the woman whoafter making round the shops andtrying on fifty more of the seasonsfreak creations ad made her mind

HOME HINTS

pint of cream milk one canHALF one can peas two taMe

flour level desaertapoVm otbutter salt pepper Drain liquor frompeaa and shrimp and add milk andboll Cut In halves and letstand In cold water few minutesAfter milk bolls thicken with the tOOT

and let get boiling hot then add shrimpand peas and butter and seasoning Putcrackers In dish and pour the mixture-on them Crackers are nice but dontuse as much for tho crackers

salt Serve hotRolled Jelly Cake

eggs beaten thoroughly oneTHRHBsugar one cup flour three

cold water one tea-spoon cream tartar onehalf teaspoonsods onehalt teaspoon powder Dab In tWO tang tinsApple Snow

quarter and team three largeGORE rub through sieve

whipped whites three eggsvery stiff froth with onehalf cupdered auger gradually add apple andwhip tong time till wlta stiff PileIn dish garnish dots of currantrem

Vanilla OooWea-

ONEcup sugar twonairda cup butter

eggs three teaspoons balingtwo teaspoons vanilla two

tablespoons milk add bread flour toroll Make them stiff and roll verythin Attar they ore in the pan weteach one with milk and sprinkle sugarOIL

Poached Eggsin small fryteg pan piece

PUT half the sirs an eggInto this when melted two or

three With saver fork breakthe yoHca Let then oocSc isttfl

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and the guilty party had confessedhe would say the cheap actor play-

Ing the part of the young dub thatowned the department store Qullty

not guilty Clarioe I lovo yourSay sketch like that la always

knockout wouldnt even bothertry It out at one of Ted aiarksa

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that she would terra bay a hatmade to order

first hat Is a Parisian modelmade chiffon draped withburntout lace and batiste large wliUfeather spray and pink roses It tathe moat conjorvutive shape shownthis seacon and one whloh womengenerally Und very becoming

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a yoante eltrhteen antkeep company with a young manthe same age I love him very dear¬

and I am certain my lovo Is roo-turned We were thlnlclng about get-ting

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married but he la a Catholic andI am a Protestant CouM that hinderus from being married 1S3

Legally there Is no barrier at nil Itthe young man wished to remain In

igood standing In the church he would

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tohave get a dispensation from hisbishop to marry you

sacred Sunday concerts Surefirehokum What

Of course Im only screaming mmy sloop because not tor mine thiscamping out on the kerosene circuitStill It Is a good Idea and when yourealize that Dopey thought It all uphlsself why its simply astonishing

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roses mollnes and vel ¬

vet ribbon on the which tilts-It well over the face In theseasons moat mode-

A model ot the large bats

BETTYS BALM FOR LOVERS

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She Likes HisBcttyr

Ait a young girl of nineteen yearsand am bothered by aI young man wiio calls to see meabout twice a week I never told

him that I did not care for his com-

pany

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because ba roM with a youngman Whom 1 would like to moat Nowtell me how to get rid of my caller andyet moot his friend D K

The only way to meet the other man-Is to get up a little party of four tell-

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your young man tx bring We friendto escort the other girl

fir nOut of the of Babes

BBSS What ta a family treeLITTLE Harold Its a tree people comb when they want to get Into

gave ma bushel basket fail of candy last ntstotTommy What did you do with It7Klmer Nothln I ten out of bed and woke up

thought there was an apple on the and I was roliigto give It to you but It has disappeared

Fred Well you con give me In the place of It mamma causothe apple wasnt much good anyway

Little Elslo Mamma rely i Dead Dldoto the flog lIIhotMamma No deer tte dn4 he ta not good enoughLittle EUale Not good Why he newer did wrong to his

uteMamma Why JWhnny what a the matteJohnny Mmy now sshoes hurt my feetMamma Wo wonder dear you have them on the wrong teatJohzrnr WweO I ooaat hJn ttt I aint gget no other ffaet Boo

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It you know thats gota lot of money and wants to go intothe scheme well sell the idea Flay-ing vaudeville In a tent atprices with six good comedy turns asilent act like a good cannonball

or a headbalancing bit andmy sketch to run twenty

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irhteh are making rather a bopal6-strnirele

awith the smart tlDHH M

sailors Is of pale gray hair braid trim-med

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with roses shaded from blue tobronze and terns and messallne ribbon-

A very novel and attractive hat that-In shape auggests a rollcake not yet

< way Is a rm irrl-ecliorn°

trimmed with old rose velvetribbon white plumes a motherof

pearl buckle and a large white aigrette

BEAUTY HINTS-By Moraojot HtibbardJVycr

Face Is TendorLIf your

LIskin la repstlva do r

try too heroictreatment Uee Esoap If It ogrewith you and edtdrying apply thcream Oranf 1 oiwer watttriple t ounce

alcohr= bitt-alnnonds boons j

1 ounce white wa1 drum speiraaocU1 dram oil of bonne 1 dram shavingoroam 1 dram oil of tKirKamot 12

drape oU of cloves 6 drops oil of naroll blgonule t drops borax 16 ounce-

In preparing this ajnenre the dJreotionagiven tar mjjdng the atowod lotion Theshoving cream la a saponaceous pastefound ready prepared at most chemistsDissolve the borax In the orange flowerwater slightly warmed mingle thewax spermaceti oil of bonne and shav-ing

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cream In a custard boiler at gentleheat

Profiiso PerspirationUse a teaepoonfal of ammonia

JO In a gallon of water once a daybathing with the lotion Fot pro

tuse poroplratlon try this Springwater two ounoea diluted sulj >hurioadd forty drop compound spirits oflavender two drama Tak Internallye tableepoonhd twice a day

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Tones Down Gray HairT 2N32RABLH A little bit of first11 doss blueing cupaltd with u toothV bruah after tlio hair la dressed tWill

tone down the whlteoua of veer hairIt may Wok a little Uua test bet willaoodagslee tbgray t1at-

IJ>4 M 1 VAJh IM1w JtSM

minutes and close with moving pic-

tures or an Illustrated tone wouldcertainly capture tho coin

Til toll the sketch outright or ptrtIt ont on royalty with reliable par-

ties but for me a loading part In aBroadway production or continuingmy card In the Clipper with Alt Lib-erty

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on It-

Dopey In working ta Tin Pan Al-

ley¬

with a flourishing firm of musicalpirates Hla duties is to take all thepopular songs and write others Justlike them He will Insist on puttingIn eo many original bits that the firmla all the time firing him and Dopey

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IJtrecttmi for Gutting ThereTake-s rubbernocJ wagon to Chinatown

crawl into the nature bunt and tell

Nun Lung to light the pile

mn wionaerful city hIdden wy in

T the npStat wilds seems to bearout Its nroo In a surprising

manner In every detail This roomingat bretJcfiut I offered a tip to mywaiter lIe refused It

The management of this olooo circeme a rood salary he said and Iwould consider my dignity lowered IfI accepted a gratuity Since the tip-

ping system wu bollahed here thebanks have stopped eolloltlwr 0001X0loans from U3 waiters and we are nolonger hated by the common people ubloated bondholders and carriagetrade And too our customers cannow amok ten cent cigars and eo tothe country In the summer for theycan put a little money away

Ftora a chance acquaintance X learn-ed

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that a baby had arrived In the tam¬

Ill of James D PoclteUfuller the sonof the richest man In AHtotho-t I bought all the papers

expecting to read some poetry aboutthe child learn how much his UtUbltw cost and discover how tar hisdollars would reaoh U they wereplaced side by hide on an air tineBut all I could find about btu was abirth notice aooompinlod by the goodold motbflr and ohlll doing wonTtoo betel clerk told me that ricb menare dfapoaresbd unless they ban

MMrHIH +HMHMIM >H4Is getting tired of It Ba saya It themmusical publishers ont atop tIts-

aharging him hail quitWore all excited about tha tease J

and AWo Wogglebaum cod ZedsZlnahelrner has a friend playingDamns mounts at Bonntnga thatwires them all the melons

But say kid it alxf eo fBBCjngl-onfl as lemons that theyVa beenhanded

are ve even got Mr Magtnn tbatcautious spendthrift and topnotcherof tightwads smoky under the shinglen about the ponies

Hos doped out an infallible planto boat tho races He hats a etgarmoa-locked up in his trunk with a tentroll of a hundred tn it Bvesy day1 ho Jpicks out a one best bet in tho morning selections and puts f3 ta the boxon the skate IDle window of hisapartment is just over the tfkySlghtof n poolroom and ba ca ttetf bsmcalling art the wire HO W B9 Is3Sfsalt up teto a CIQUA from ih > czy ofThcyro offt till hay <Himnnr the

winner-IfU Mr Maglnnfirtj home conrcain

ahead he takes his winnings oat ofthe box and says hoe that mash to-

the good It ho loses he beta againnext day At the end ot the meet toopens the box and flgttrea oat howmuch hell ahead So tar hell neverbeen able to break his own book butsuch Is his am IHon J

Mr Mnplnntn donU know beamsabout the geoswa but at breaktegeven in h1ebetah6a <an r thosucso-

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Maglimls lent going back to 4Marietta any more Hes going tostay In New York and manufactureartificial Ice

1 suppose hell be going aroasdwith ua later on with etoahy shoostram carrying pocket simples of hisproduct

Hes sold his store tn Mariettaand as the that bought it IB de¬

scribed In the local prints as also ftloading citizen and upright businessman of unimpeachable Integrity ofMarietta I feel sure there was same ftourply false pretense work OB bothaides

Pass woe VllMng to elope vtth 1

anybody with an aato at first bat atotal stranger with carfare crosstowncould entice her now

Well okldott kid ride around ry

again youve got the brass ringl

ALLTOTHEMERRYVILLE jittwentyaht children so that arrivals

I m xcUcrtv society an too common jto excite comment

There Is a tic building maree A-i

the Flatlroo about wbdbreezes play When It was erected thecrowd of shopping women studiously Iand modestly avoided the vicinityTheir aversion at Mat tem BO 1marked that the owners Built windbreams around it and now too beauti-ful

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women cf the town throng thecorner in peace and contentment

In one erf the rooming papaya tMItem appeared n

TIIID JPDOQ WAS RESlG1I 1-

DedDIr a Bftnatblo Ulan Be DnIa rilrave to Ila Told Twice i

Judge TriaJl who pot mixed BS> In jan unaartiry mesa tome timenounced wday that ta ttaa taHfosod ihla resignation Uo ebo aid that Jba wlshea somebody would wsiarqueries ao that he can be sent over 4e

the road if ho deserves ItThis hit of news also attracted my

tattention after lour diet at rich Imine owner Btories

Aotrea larder3ma Mary Smith not Vivian Moprt

morejicy Adab St Claire or anyttxlns tlike chat loa 1nJr wo ObnJones woe married lost nigh toCharles Walker a poor honestmeahanlo of Paducah Ky TheOOIJt J wfll live in Paducah and niWalker win do her own work

a jThe weather report

seven o-rwnelnYWellt r 1 Rood day tol ottth

May Mantons Daily FashionsI

SUCHa plmple Hp aa

one should ber

found In every In ji ifonts outfit It can be L j

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laundered with perteot

ease It 1s dainty sad lcharmtnff and involvoa r t

the leant possible labor

In the making In the 11

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baivdlne and frlHa of

lace but embroidery oar

ba ambvHtuted tor this 1 1

last it better liked and 4 4

ail tile ntavtcBtato that ar I I d

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used for Infanta lips j

The

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quantity of ma-

terial

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requited la 218 1 jyards 10 inchea wide

Pattern anna ia cutIn one du only Infants Slip Pattern No 6320

fCall or send by mall to THE EVENFNQ WORLD MAY MAN

How tn-

ObtainTON FASHION BUUEAU No 21 Went Twentythird street New

I York Send ten cents In coin or atonal for each pattern orderedThcio IMPORTANT Write your name and address plainly and al-

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Patterns specify sire wanted k

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