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Car se takra kar Kabutar behosh ho gaya, Admi use ghar le gaya Pinjre mein rakha Kabutar ko hosh aaya aur bola:

AILA SALA JAIL HO GAI Wo CAR wala mar gaya kya?

Daru ho gayi sasti, Ham karege masti, chhak ke piyege, Has ke jiyege, Na aaye kisi ki yaad, Theke wale Zindabad, Send to all Sharabi, Humko to sirf aapka pata tha! Bruuaaaaa

Kal 2 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Puchho Kaise..?

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Bilkul aise Ab 3 ho gaye.

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha

hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai, aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??

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Doctor: KUNDI

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu

Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote - X-Ray Ho Na Ho - Kaho Na Bukhar Hai - Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

- Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai - Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote - Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon - Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai - Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection - Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha, logon ne pucha kya hua? Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai

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