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E jruteiiy kanost fugho ta fottgnf gnta (enh dgmdgnf ess et!) tko Menehgen iew smkaai ac yaur mkagmoIEV ]MKAAI CAZ ]_MDOZ]

Hgeno Nken, J.E. (Kans.), L.H.

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www.iewsmkaai525.me

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Xkgs gs NAX e croo jaad enh yau ha NAX kevo por`gssgan ta ro-hgstrgjuto gt. Gc yau romogvoh tkgs jaad croo ac mkerfo

cra` sa`oano atkor tken tko eutkar, enh wgsk ta roeh pest tko cgrst 52 pefos, pioeso purmkeso yaur awn mapy. Cegiuro

ta kooh tko provgaus steto`ont `ey rosuit gn yau succorgnf eny nu`jor ac der`gm mansoquonmos tket tko eutkar kes

ejsaiutoiy na mantrai avor. Mansghor yaursoic huiy wernoh.

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MANXONX]

MKERXOZ 5< Xko Zaeh ta Koii gs Revoh

wgtk Faah Gntontgans 5

5.5 Voima`o ta Iew ]mkaai car ]umdors, ]umdor ................. 5

5.: Ejaut @o, @o, @o ....................................................... =

5.= Vky Xkgs Jaad gs Xateiiy Vartk tko Mast ac e Iunmk ..... ?

5.8 Cgvo Xkgnfs Wau @_]X Dnaw Ejaut Iew ]mkaai ......... 6

5.? ’G Kevo e Jeh Cooignf Ejaut Xkgs...‐ ............................7

MKERXOZ :< Igco Jocaro Iew ]mkaai 55:.5 Han‗t Vesto Waur Seiuejio Xg`o ................................. 55

:.: Cgvo Veys ta Dgmd Ess gn _nhorfreh ............................ 5:

:.= Xkroo Doy ]dgiis car Waur Xaaijax ................................ 53

:.8 ]gx Janus Xgps (Et Na Ehhgtganei Mkerfo!) .................. 57

MKERXOZ =< Emgnf tko Eh`gssgans Rramoss :5

=.5 @y FRE ]umds, E` G ]mrowoh1 ...................................:5

=.: Gntrahumgnf Xket Cumdgnf I]EX .................................... :=

=.= I]EX ]tuhy ]tretofgos car tko Evorefo Lao .................... :8=.8 Rengm et tko I]EX! ....................................................... :3

=.? Homghgnf an tko ]mkaai ac Waur Hroe`s .....................:;

=.3 Han‗t ]iemd an Waur Rorsanei ]teto`ont ...................... =5

=.6 Mrendgnf Aut Waur R] Vgtkaut Fottgnf Xaa Mrendy ....=:

=.; Cardgnf Avor tko Eppigmetgan Coos .............................. =?

=.7 Cgvo @aro Janus Xgps (Ig`gtoh Xg`o Aniy!) ................. =6

=.52 Xko Vegtgnf Fe`o .................................................... =7

=.55 Fottgnf Waur ]kgt Xafotkor .........................................82

MKERXOZ 8< Igvgnf gt _p gn 5I 888.5 Argontetgan Nat Aptganei ............................................88

8.: Voima`o ta tko I], Jgtmk ............................................ 8?

8.= Cgvo Xkgnfs Wau Ioern gn Cgrst Woer .............................. 86

8.8 Cgvo Veys ta jo e Iew ]mkaai Iasor ........................... ?2

8.? Cgvo Xgps car @edgnf Meso Iew ]oxy ........................... ?5

8.3 Rracs & Miessos & Oxe`s & Frehos, Ak @y! ...............?=

8.6 E ]orgaus Nato Ejaut ]tross ....................................... ?6

8.; @aatgnf An _p gn tko Varih (Rert G) ........................... ?;

8.7 En Eii-Wau-Men-Oet Juccot ac Oxtre-Murrgmuiers ............ ?7

8.52 Onlaygnf Waur Oxtre-Oxtre-Murrgmuiers (ede Evaghgnf

Hetgnf Hgsestors) ...............................................................3:

8.55 ]mk`aazgnf Igdo e Rra .............................................. 3?

8.5: ]u``or Vardgn‗ .......................................................33

8.5= ]u``or Rienngn‗ .......................................................3;

MKERXOZ ?< Xedgnf Mantrai gn :I 65

?.5 Xko Jusgost Cow @antks ac Waur Iew ]mkaai Igco ........ 65

?.: Kaw ta Kgt e Ka`o Zun (ede tko ]u``or Gntorvgow

Rramoss) ............................................................................6=

?.= @aatgnf an _p (Rert GG)< Xkgs Xg`o Gt‗s Ma`potgtgvo! .... 6?

?.8 Xko Meii ac tko Miordskgp ............................................. 63

?.? E Igttio ]a`otkgnf Meiioh Iofei Otkgms......................... 66

?.3 ]u``orgnf 525 ar< Kaw G Ioernoh ta Iavo tko Croo

Vgno ................................................................................ 6;

MKERXOZ 3< Wau‗ro ]a Avor Gt gn =I 67

3.5 Wau‗vo Fat tko Kenf ac Gt Naw ................................... 67

3.: Kustignf Waur Ess Acc car Ertgmios ...............................;2

MKERXOZ 226< Igmonso ta Iew ;5

6.5 VXC gs Er tgmignf, Enywey1 ........................................... ;5

6.: E Uugmd Nato Ejaut Jer Oxe`s ..................................;:

6.= E Cow Xkgnfs Wau Ioern Ejaut Maurt GZI.................... ;=

6.8 Kaw G Coii Aut ac Iavo< Zociomtgans an e Woer gn Hgvarmo

Igtgfetgan ..........................................................................;8

6.? ]a`otkgnf Zatton gn tko ]teto ac Ertgmignf... ................. ;?

MKERXOZ ;< E @gsk`esk, Kahfopahfo,

ar Frej Jef ac Xapgms ;3

;.5 Xko Varst ac tko Varst ...............................................;3

;.: Aur Ka`o enh Netgvo Ienh ....................................... ;6

;.= @y ]upor ]kgny Mrystei Jeii< Rrohgmtgnf tko Iofei

Xronhs ac Xa`arraw .........................................................;7

;.8 ’Ak, tko Riemos Wau‗ii Fa!‐ ........................................75

;.? Cgnei Xkaufkts an tko Iew ]mkaai Oxporgonmo ............78

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Xkgs stary, igdo ovorytkgnf oiso gn tkgs jaad, gs jesoh an

truo ovonts.

G anmo dnow sa`oano, Lemdsan5, wka jatk eh`groh

enh onvgoh tket cemt tket G wes e iew stuhont. Vkon

wo `ot ko keh lust frehuetoh wgtk e Jemkoiar ac Erts

gn sa`otkgnf fonorgm (wkgmk ko igdoh ta tkgnd ac es

‛pro-iew‗:), enh G keh lust cgngskoh 5I et _JM enh wes

sponhgnf `y cgrst su``or gn Senmauvor ma``utgnfavor en kaur e hey an s`oiiy jusos ta e sujurj car

favorn`ont ward. _fk.

Enywey, tko `a`ont tket Lemdsan ioernoh G wes gn iew

smkaai, kgs oyos igt up enh wo jome`o cest crgonhs. Gt

turnoh aut tket Lemdsan keh eiweys wentoh ta fa ta iew

smkaai, enh keh eiweys hroe`t ac jognf e iewyor, enh

wes manvgnmoh tket ko wes fagnf ta jo tko jost yaunf

ettarnoy ovor, otm. Xkoro wes lust e sigfkt prajio` gn

tket Lemdsan keh ja`joh unhorfreh enh aniy jeroiy

romogvoh kgs hofroo. Gnhooh, ko keh gnvostoh e iat

ac tg`o enh onorfy gnta mkesgnf wa`on enh toqugie,

jut nat sa `umk gnta stuhygnf car oxe`s. Cartunetoiy,

 Lemdsan keh e cow tkgnfs fagnf car kg`< e fongus GU, e

iaehoh sot ac onejignf peronts, enh e Denyo-sgzo ofa.

Xkraufkaut tko eutu`n ac tket yoer, G wgtnossoh Lemdsan

`edgnf e roei etto`pt et turngnf kgs hroe` gnta roeigty.

Ko taad ehhgtganei (lungar iovoi) miessos, dopt murront

an (E`orgmen) iofei nows, enh esdoh o quostgan ector

quostgan ejaut iew smkaais enh iofei ohumetgan (`ast

ac wkgmk G ensworoh usgnf Vgdgpohge).

G eisa jofen ta koer ejaut Lemdsan‗s porspomtgvo an

prajio`s wgtk tko iew smkaai eh`gssgans pramoss. Car

gnstenmo, ko hghn‗t joigovo gt wes cegr tket sa`o smkaais

roqugroh rocoronmo iottors, es ko mauihn‗t eppraemk eny

provgaus o`piayors ar pracossars car roma``onhetgans.

Enh ko hghn‗t joigovo gt wes cegr tket Ejargfgnei stuhonts

RZOCEMOVKEX KERRON] VKON WA_‗ZO E ]OIC-ONXGXIOH IGXXIO ]KGX

mauih jo eh`gttoh unhor hgccoront mansghoretgans cra`

fonorei menhghetos, es ko erfuoh tket ovoryano skauih

jo mansghoroh gn ano jgf paai ac eppigmetgans. Enh ko

eisa hghn‗t joigovo gt wes cegr tket ungvorsgtgos emmoptoh

poapio wka hghn‗t nomossergiy went ta jo iewyors ector

frehuetgnf, es spats woro eiroehy sa ig`gtoh. Gn cemt,

 Lemdsan hghn‗t joigovo gn e wkaio iat oxmopt tket ko

hosorvoh e piemo et ano ac tko tap iew smkaais gn tko

mauntry jomeuso ko hosgroh sa vory, vory `umk ta jo

e iewyor.

Eies, hospgto kgs ‛oxtonsgvo‗ occarts et g`pravo`ont

enh kgs rgfkt-an-tg`o eppigmetgans, Lemdsan wes

rolomtoh cra` tko tkroo smkaais tket ko eppigoh car. ]tgii

hotor`gnoh ta `edo kgs pien keppon, ko hohgmetoh tko

caiiawgnf `antks ta jaastgnf kgs I]EX smaro. @gnh yau,

 Lemdsan keh eiroehy smaroh ejavo tko 72tk pormontgio

an e provgaus sgttgnf, jut wes suro tket fottgnf kgs I]EXta tko uppor-`ast iovoi wauih fuerentoo eh`gssgan.

(Ko wes nat gn tko `aah, kawovor, ta curtkor upfreho

kgs trensmrgpt ar kgs rosu`o, wkgmk wes murgausiy

iemdgnf gn ward ar vaiuntoor ar trevoi ar eny atkor dgnh

ac sgfngcgment igco oxporgonmo).

 Lemdsan hgh gn cemt regso kgs I]EX smaro (ei ast ta tko

77tk pormontgio, gn cemt), enh ro-eppigoh ta e kenhcui ac

kgs cevaurgto smkaais. Jut uncartunetoiy car y e`jgtgaus

crgonh, ko wes efegn unsummosscui gn kgs jgh ta joma`oe iew stuhont, enh romogvoh autrgfkt rolomtgans retkor

tken eny spats an tko wegtgnf igsts.

Car e uitgtuho ac hre`etgm roesans, (nano wartk wrgtgnf

ejaut rgfkt naw), Lemdsan enh G moesoh mantemt saan

ector tket. Es cer es G dnaw, ko mantgnuos ta eppiy ta iew

smkaai oemk yoer, enh stgii espgros ta jo tko yaunfost

pertnor enh froetost ettarnoy ac aur tg`o. Enh aniy tg`o

wgii toii gc ko‗ii ovor summooh...

5Nat kgs roei ne`o, ajvgausiy. Ar eyjo gt gs, enh G‗` lust trygnf ta tkraw yau roehors acc...

:Xkoro‗s na sumk tkgnf es en emtuei ‛pro-iew‗ prafre`, et ioes t gn Menehe, enh enyano wka hosmrgjos tkogr unhorfreh es sumk aufkt ta jo sieppoh (wkotkor pkysgmeiiy

ar jy der`e) emrass kgs ar kor jgf autk.

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G wgsk G mauih sey tket Lemdsan‗s stary wes ’jesoh

an truo ovonts‐ gn tko sonso tket gt wes froetiy

oxefforetoh cra` roeigty, enh/ar e ma`pgietgan

ac `uitgpio gnhgvghuei‗s `gstedos, enh/ar tateiiy

`eho up.

Eies, tkgs wes en emmureto su``ery, josghos

mkenfgnf e cow porsanei hotegis ta pratomt tkognnamont gfnarent, ac `y car`or crgonh‗s ropoetoh

etto`pts ta fot gnta iew smkaai enh kgs ossoh up

ettgtuho ejaut gt.

]a koro‗s `y cgrst pgomo ac ehvgmo gc yau han‗t went

ta cgnh yaursoic gn en onhioss mymio igdo Lemdsan<

han‗t jo e cumdgnf lemdess! Wau‗ro nat ontgtioh ta

e piemo et iew smkaai, sa yau jottor jo roehy ta

oern ano.

MKERXOZ 5<XKO ZAEH XA KOII G] RESOH VGXK FAAH GNXONXGAN]

Gc yau‗ro stgii tkgndgnf, ’Voii kaw kerh men gt jo,

roeiiy1‐, tkon gt‗s tg`o car enatkor roeigty mkomd.

Fottgnf gnta e iew smkaai gn Menehe gs gnmroesgnfiy

mkeiionfgnf enh ma`potgtgvo. Emmarhgnf ta tkgs

:252 @emioen‗s ertgmio, fottgnf gnta iew smkaai gs

kerhor tken ovor gn tko past-:22; omana`y, ta

tko pagnt tket ’gt‗s noeriy g`passgjio‐. En ertgmio

cra` tko se`o yoer cra` Xko Iewyors Voodiy 

mgtos e cgfuro ac ’:8,222 eppigmetgans car :,373

piemos et Menehe‗s 53 ma``an iew smkaais‐ gn

ano eppigmetgan mymio. Wgdos.

Xa jroed gt hawn curtkor, koro gs e su``ery ac

tko eppraxg`eto nu`jor ac stuhonts eh`gttoh

et tko 53 Onfigsk-ienfuefo ma``an-iew smkaais

gn :255-:25: (jesoh an gncar`etgan cra` tko

smkaais‗ wojsgtos)<

_ngvorsgtyTNe`o ac Iew ]mkaaiP

Iametgan ]oets gn5I Miess

EppigmetgansZomogvoh

AvoreiiEmmoptenmo (%)

Xka`psan Zgvors _ngvorsgty De`iaaps, JM 6?

_ngvorsgty ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge   Senmauvor, JM 5;2~ :222~ 7.2~

_ngvorsgty ac Sgmtarge   Sgmtarge, JM 52? 5222+ 52.2~

_ngvorsgty ac Eijorte   Oh`antan, EJ 53? 5:22 5=.8

_ngvorsgty ac Meifery Meifery, EJ 552 5=32 ;.5

_ngvorsgty ac ]esdetmkowen   ]esdetaan, ]D 5:3~ 5:3~

_ngvorsgty ac @engtaje TZajsan KeiiP   Vgnngpof, @J 523~

Uuoon‗s _ngvorsgty Dgnfstan, AN 562 :676 3.5

_ngvorsgty ac Attewe (eisa kes mgvgi iew

prafre`)Attewe, AN :;2 =837 ;.5

_ngvorsgty ac Xaranta   Xaranta, AN 57?~ ::22~ ;.7~

_ngvorsgty ac Vostorn Anterga   Ianhan, AN 56? :622 3.?

_ngvorsgty ac Vgnhsar   Vgnhsar, AN 532

5.5 Voima`o ta Iew ]mkaai car ]umdors, ]umdor=

 =G pra`gso tket G‗` usgnf tkgs warh gn e ladgnf enh eccomtganeto `ennor. Jut gc yau‗ro eiroehy acconhoh, G suffost yau stap roehgnf rgfkt...ejaut...NAV enh fa enh

hovoiap sa`o tkgmdor sdgn. Lust seygnf.

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]a wket ha eii tko nu`jors ejavo roeiiy `oen1 Voii,

gt `oens tket gc yau went ta fa ta iew smkaai gn tkgsmauntry, yau kevo ta jo e`anf tko jost ac tko jost

wkon gt ma`os ta yaur gntoiigfonmo, yaur frehos, yaur

ward otkgm, yaur rosu`o, yaur patontgei, yaur ster

queigty, yaur ovorytkgnf.

]a gs gt g`passgjio ta fot gn1 Nat roeiiy.

Jut gs gt e hgccgmuit petk1 Car suro.

Men yau emtueiiy ha gt1 Wos, gc yau roeiiy went gt enh

ward yaur ess acc ta fot tkoro.

Rorkeps tko `ast g`partent quostgan, tkaufk, gs nat

wkotkor yau men fot gn, jut wkotkor gt‗s ovon wartk

gt ta fa ta iew smkaai. Enh tket‗s wkoro tko enswor

joma`os `urdgor.

Car sa`o poapio, tko enswor gs< `ast hocgngtoiy. Car

atkors< `eyjo. Enh car sa`o< EJ]AI_XOIW NAX.

Xko mkagmo gs yaurs, jut gn arhor ta `edo gt gn e

sa`owket gntoiigfgjio `ennor yau wgii kevo ta ioern

ovorytkgnf yau men ejaut fagnf ta iew smkaai gn

Menehe, enh wket tket `oens car yaur igco, yaur koeitk,

yaur sengty, yaur ce`giy, yaur jend emmaunt, yaur igvor,

enh yaur cuturo.

Xkgs jaad wgii koip. Atkor rosaurmos, sumk es tkgs Iew 

]mkaais Fugho  cra` Gvy Fiajei enh tkgs :227 Iew 

]mkaai ]urvoy  cra` Menehgen Iewyor `efezgno, eisa

sorvo es froet stertgnf pagnts gn yaur homgsgan-`edgnf

pramoss.

Vket haosn‗t koip1 ]gttgnf eraunh eii hey ianf pieygnf

vghoa fe`os ar skappgnf anigno. Ar sponhgnf eii yaur

ngfkts et tko jers kapgnf ta pgmd up e rgmk iewyor car

sa`o croo hrgnds enh ehvgmo (woii, tkgs `gfkt ward car

sa`o...). Ar oxpomtgnf yaur `a` ar heh ar wgco ar

kusjenh ar met ta `edo tko homgsgan car yau.

Na, yau kevo ta tedo mantrai ac yaur awn igco enh

`edo yaur awn mkagmos. Jomeuso gc yau eron‗t

eiroehy rosoermkgnf enh ioerngnf enh kustignf, tkon

yau‗ro eiroehy jokgnh. Xkoro ero tkausenhs ac poapio

mka`pgnf et tko jgt ta fot gnta iew smkaai, enh tkoy‗ro

fagnf ta sta`p eii avor yaur iezy ess gc yau iot tko`. ]a

G wgsk yau tko jost ac iumd, hoer roehor, jomeuso yau‗ro

prajejiy fagnf ta nooh gt.

_ngvorsgtyTNe`o ac Iew ]mkaaiP Iametgan

]oets gn5I Miess

EppigmetgansZomogvoh

AvoreiiEmmoptenmo (%)

Ward _ngvorsgty TAsfaaho KeiiP   Xaranta, AN :72 =522+ 7.=~

@mFgii _ngvorsgty (roqugros Cronmk

pracgmgonmy, eisa kes mgvgi iew prafre`) @antroei, UM 56:~ 7x # ac soets 55.2~

_ngvorsgty ac Now Jrunswgmd   Crohorgmtan, NJ 72~ 5222+ 7.2~

Heikausgo _ngvorsgty T]mkuigmk ]mkaaiP   Keigcex, N] 53= 5622 7.3

Xatei :??2~ 9:8222

Xejio 5< Nu`jor ac ]tuhonts Eh`gttoh ta Menehgen Iew ]mkaais gn :255-:25: (~ honatos en eppraxg`eto nu`jor) 8

 8Xkoro gs eisa ano Cronmk-ienfuefo smkaai gn Now Jr unswgmd (_ngvorsgtç ho @anmtan), enh caur Cronmk-ienfuefo mgvgi-iew smkaais gn Uuojom (_ngvorsgtç ho @antrçei,

_ngvorsgtç hu Uuçjom â @antrçei, _ngvorsgtç ho ]korjraado, enh _ngvorsgtç Ievei). Jomeuso lo no ma`pronhs pes io crenmegs, G wgii nat jo hgsmussgnf tkoso cgvo smkaais

eny curtkor. Enh eisa, et tko tg`o ac wr gtgnf gt wes dgnh ac smery ta jo st uhygnf iew gn @antroei, sa pioeso mansghor yaur aptgans merocuiiy enh wgtk yaur secoty gn gnh.

Es woii, tkoro wgii jo enatkor Onfigsk-ienfuefo iew smkaai apongnf gn tko cuturo et Iedokoeh _ngvorsgty, tkaufk G‗` nat suro wky mansghorgnf tkoro ero nat onaufk 

ertgmignf pasgtgans ta stert wgtk...

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Vka e` G1

]a koro‗s enatkor truo stary ” G‗` stertgnf tko cgrst hrect

ac tkgs jaad caur heys ector G wes meiioh ta tko Jer. Caur

heys efa G hrossoh up gn rajos, wont ta e moro`any

et e maurtkausoq, taad e saio`n Aetk, jawoh jocaro

e luhfo, pasoh car pgmturos gn crant ac `y peronts,

enh jome`o e mortgcgoh Jerrgstor enh ]aigmgtar gn tko

pravgnmo ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge?.

G kevo ta toii yau tket gt‗s joon qugto e laurnoy ta fot ta

tkgs stefo. Jarn enh regsoh gn Zoh Hoor, Eijorte, G hghn‗t

hroe` ac umk es e toonefor oxmopt car fottgnf tko koii

aut ac tkoro. G mortegniy novor keh tko ghoe ta joma`oe (katskat) iewyor igvgnf enh wardgnf hawntawn gn e

`elar mgty. Xket ghoe aniy me`o ta `o pert-wey tkraufk

`y Jemkoiar ac Erts gn Rsymk, gn ar eraunh3 oeriy :226,

wkon G roeigzoh tket< (e) G keh na gntorost gn fagnf ta

freh smkaai4 (j) G wauih joma`o hgssetgscgoh wardgnf

wgtk migonts es e tkorepgst gn eny ovont4 enh (m) G wes

sa tgroh ac `y nogfkjaur/crgonh teidgnf ejaut tko I]EX

eh gncgngtu`6 tket G lust wont enh wrato tko he`n tkgnf

`ysoic.

Cgvo yoers ietor G‗vo ehhoh sa`o iottors ta `y ne`o enh

`eny natmkos an `y joit, enh mauihn‗t jo keppgor tket

G han‗t kevo ta lu`p tkraufk eny `aro kaaps ta jo e

`o`jor ac tko Jer. Enh G sgnmoroiy joigovo tket gc G mauih

joma`o e roei iewyor (G jognf sa`oano wka frow up

gn e wardgnf-miess-jiuo-maiier ce`giy, wka hghn‗t kevo

e iat ac crgonhs tkraufkaut kgfk smkaai ar unhorfreh

Thuo ta foodgnoss enh gnsomurgtyP, wka porgahgmeiiy

hoeit hoeis wgtk jauts ac enxgoty enh hoprossgan enhmancusgan Tacton ejaut `y ‛ha G roeiiy kevo ta iejoi gt‗

soxueigtyP, enh wka keh novor ovon `ot e roei iewyor

jocaro iew smkaai), tkon yau men ha gt taa ” na swoet;.

Vky skauih yau igston ta `o (josghos tko cemt

tket G dnaw wket G‗` teidgnf ejaut)1

Cgrstiy, G went ta `edo gt mioer tket yau han‗t kevo ta

igston ta `o et eii. G‗` nat en ’oxport‐ an tko I]EX ar

tko iew smkaai eh`gssgans pramoss ar kaw ta wrgto iew

oxe`s ar kaw ta fot tko jost laj wkon yau frehueto.

Gn cemt, G han‗t kevo eny roei eutkargty ta toii yau e

cumdgnf tkgnf ejaut kaw ta igvo yaur igco. G‗` nat yaur

fgricrgonh ar yaur wgco ar yaur atkor ar ovon yaur soxy

ess jertonhor. G lust han‗t kevo tket dgnh ac puii.

Jut wket G men toii yau gs tket ector G frehuetoh wgtk e =.7

aut ac 8.2 FRE gn en Kanaurs prafre` (wkgio wardgnf

pert-tg`o, vaiuntoorgnf oxtonsgvoiy, enh ma`piotgnf e

twa-yoer rosoermk tkosgs), enh ector smargnf gn tko 72tk

pormontgio an `y cgrst enh aniy wrgtgnf ac tko I]EX, G

keh `y mkagmo ac wkgmk iew smkaais ta eppiy car. Enh

eitkaufk G aniy eppigoh ta twa smkaais (_JM es `y tap

mkagmo enh _ ac E), G ejsaiutoiy joigovo tket wgtk `y

jemdfraunh enh stets, G wauih kevo joon emmoptoh et

ovory sgnfio iew prafre` gn tkgs mauntry.

5.: Ejaut @o, @o, @o

?Cgrst tkgnf G hgh es e Jerrgstor enh ]aigmgtar - fot we stoh untgi = e.`. wgtk atkor iewyors enh ertgmignf stuhonts. Ek, tko tkgnfs yau ioern gn iew smkaai roeiiy ha merry

gnta yaur meroor!

3’Gn enh eraunh‐ gs ano ac tkaso papuier pkreso usoh jy iewyors car e v ergoty ac purpasos, gnmiuhgnf jut nat ig`gtoh ta< skawgnf poapio tk et yau‗ro roeiiy e iewyor

jy usgnf unnomossery enh rohunhent iofeioso4 mavorgnf yaur ess gn meso yau tateiiy jatmkoh tko heto ar tg`ocre`o spomgcgoh (rocor ta tko iewsugt efegnst Lakn 

Xrevaite car e faah oxe`pio ac cumdgnf up ), enh gnmroesgnf yaur warh maunt (eitkaufk iew stuhonts qugmdiy ioern tket acton tko prajio` gs trygnf ta homroeso yaur

warh maunt. Gn cemt, ru`aur gs tket gn ar eraunh :226, mortegn _JM iew stuhonts cuhfoh t kogr warh maunts an wrgtgnf essgfn`onts ta evagh fagnf avor tko ig`gt. Xkodgmdor gs tket tkoso woro wrgtgnf essgfn`onts woro an tko tapgm ac iofei otkgms - kerhy ker ker! Enh ak, t koy woro oesgiy meufkt jomeuso ac tkgs igttio t kgnf meiioh

‛oiomtrangm warh maunt‗. Aaps).

6Iew stuhonts enh iewyors eisa igdo ta tkraw gn e jgt ac Ietgn koro enh tkoro, sa`otg`os gnmarromtiy. Jut han‗t warry, na ano roeiiy natgmos sa fa ekoeh enh eh

ka`gno`, prg`e cemgo, ros luhgmete, ot motore.

;Lust dghhgnf ejaut tko ‛na swoet‗ pert. Xkoro wgii jo swoet. Enh prajejiy toers. Wos, ast igdoiy sa`o toers.

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G hgh onh up fagnf ta _JM, wkgmk kes wardoh aut

retkor ngmoiy es G naw kevo e iew hofroo cra` e

prostgfgaus smkaai, igvo gn e joemk-sgho epert`ont gn

ano ac tko `ast joeutgcui enh woii-dnawn mgtgos gn tko

warih, enh e` crgonhs enh maiioefuos wgtk sa`o ac tko`ast gntoiigfont, e`jgtgaus, enh teiontoh poapio gn aur

netgan7.

E` G e wrgtor ar sa`otkgnf1

Xket hoponhs an yaur hocgngtgan ac wrgtor. G‗vo hocgngtoiy

pegh onaufk `anoy ta ungvorsgtgos avor tko iest homeho

car tko ‛prgvgiofo‗ ac kenhgnf gn `y skero ac tor`

pepors. Hurgnf iew smkaai G fat `y ne`o gn tko stuhont 

nowspepor (G carfot wket G hgh ta emkgovo tket, josghos

fagnf ta tkogr jerjoquo), enh spont ano kat su``or`edgnf e iat ac homgsgans sumk es tkgs ano. Vkgio G wes

ertgmignf G `ey kevo gnvostoh `aro tg`o gnta wrgtgnf 

ejaut `y iavo igco tken wrgtgnf ejaut tko iew, eitkaufk

G hgh tket taa. @aro romontiy G wes rolomtoh jy e nu`jor

ac igtorery `efezgnos, jut oemk ac tko` tkendoh `o

vory dgnhiy car tedgnf tko tg`o ta suj`gt e pgomo ac skgt.

Enh murrontiy, G hovato e jiamd ac tg`o oemk wood ta

uphetgnf `y anigno hetgnf pracgios. Riurei.

Vky hgh G put tafotkor tkgs jaad1@eyjo naw yau‗ro wanhorgnf wky G jatkoroh ta

wrgto tkgs jaad, wkon G mauih jo aut mkerfgnf poapio

$:22+ en kaur ta hrect hamu`onts, nofatgeto pro-nup

efroo`onts, cgfuro aut kaw ta hgvgho tko ce`giy lowois,

enh igtgfeto mkgih enh pot mustahy gssuos (es yau men toii

`y tregngnf wes gnhooh gn hgvarmo iew, e premtgmo eroe

tket G kanostiy mennat roma``onh ta enyano wgtk e

sonsgtgvo koert). Voii joigovo gt ar nat, `y `egn roesan

gn wrgtgnf tkgs tkgnf gs sg`piy ta koip poapio wkawent ta ettonh iew smkaai. ]pomgcgmeiiy, G went ta koip

praspomtgvo iew stuhonts<

 ‼ Homgho wkotkor tkoy truiy went ta gnvost gn pursugnfe iofei ohumetgan gn Menehe4

 ‼ Nevgfeto tko eh`gssgans pramoss es s`aatkiy enh

summosscuiiy es passgjio4

 ‼ _nhorstenh wket tkoy wgii jo hagnf tkogr tg`o gn iewsmkaai4 enh

‼ Rasgtgan tko`soivos car summoss ector frehuetgan.

]a gn tkgs jaad G‗` fagnf ta toii yau wket G hgh tket fat

`o ta wkoro G e`, enh sa`o tkgnfs tket G wgsk G keh

hano hgccorontiy tket mauih kevo fatton o ovon curtkor

ekoeh. G‗` fagnf ta hgsmiaso hotegis ejaut `y porsanei

igco, vagmo sa`o apgngans enh ovon luhf`onts ac atkors,

enh porkeps spomuieto an e cow tkgnfs, wkotkor yau

igdo gt ar nat. Gnhooh, G‗` fagnf ta toii yau ovorytkgnf G

dnaw ta fot yau ta wkoro G e`< e Lurgs Hamtar frehueto

enh cuiiy queigcgoh iewyor.

Et tko onh ac tko hey, gt‗s up ta yau wkgmk perts, gc eny,

yau wgsk ta caiiaw52. Lust ro`o`jor tket G taih yau G‗h

jo jruteiiy kanost ” enh G cuiiy gntonh ta caiiaw tkraufk

wgtk `y onh ac tko jerfegn.

7 G‗` eisa essgvoiy gn hojt jomeuso ac iew smkaai tugtgan, wgii novor jo ejio ta eccarh e manha umk ioss e kauso gn tkgs avor-prgmoh erdot unioss G erry e M enumd

ar e piestgm surfoan, enh sa`otg`os warry tket G wgii jo s wopt ewey gn e oer tkquedo/typkaan huo ta `y romdioss mkagmo ta igvo rgfkt jy tko amoen. Jut koy, wky

hwoii an tko nofetgvos1

52G rosorvo tko rgfkt ta sey ’G taih yau sa‐ gn tko ovont tket yau rocuso ta caiiaw `y suffostgans enh gt jgtos yau gn tko jut t. Et tko se`o tg`o, G (tko eutkar) e`

nat rospansgjio gn wkaio ar gn eny pert car eny nofetgvo mansoquonmos tket yau (tko roehor) `ey succor es e rosuit ac tedgnf ar nat tedgnf eny ac `y ehvgmo ar

suffostgans. Rioeso mansghor yaursoic ehoquetoiy wernoh tket y au ero rospansgjio car yaur awn mkagmos enh gstedos. ]a han‗t cumd up taa umk, adey1

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Car tkaso ac yau wka kevo eiroehy jofun rosoermkgnf

wket gt tedos ta oern e LH (Lurgs Hamtar, car`oriy rocorroh

ta es e Jemkoiar ac Iews ar IIJ gn `ast Menehgen iew

smkaais5:), yau‗vo igdoiy ma`o emrass pionty ac igtoreturo

ejaut kaw iew smkaai gs suppasoh ta ‛smero yau ta

hoetk, ward yau ta hoetk, enh jaro yau ta hoetk‗. Enh

gc yau kevon‗t eiroehy hgsmavoroh tkoso `etorgeis, G‗ii

gntrahumo sa`o ac tko` rgfkt naw5= <

E`orgmen Jaads

Iew ]mkaai Mancghontgei < E Ma`pioto Fugho ta tko Iew

]mkaai Oxporgonmo< Jy ]tuhonts, car ]tuhonts  jy Zajort

K. @giior. Zovgsoh enh uphetoh ohgtgan pujigskoh gn:255.

Ano I< Xko Xurjuiont Xruo ]tary ac e Cgrst Woer et

Kerverh Iew ]mkaai   jy ]matt Xuraw. Argfgneiiy

pujigskoh gn 5766.

]a Wau Vent ta Jo e Iewyor < Xko _itg`eto Fugho ta

Fottgnf gnta enh ]ummoohgnf gn Iew ]mkaai  jy Xg`atky

J. Crenmgs, Igse Lanos Laknsan, enh Veitor M. Lanos. Xa

jo roioesoh Amtajor :25:.

Menehgen Jaads

Iew ]mkaai Jaunh  jy Lakn Zgmkerhsan. Ietost ohgtgan

pujigskoh gn :228.

]a, Wau Vent ta jo e Iewyor, Ok1 < Iew ]mkaai gn

Menehe jy Ehe` Iotaurnoeu. :nh ohgtgan pujigskoh gn

:226.

Xko Iew ]mkaai Jaad < ]ummoohgnf et Iew ]mkaai  jy

Eiien M. Kutmkgnsan. Ietost ohgtgan pujigskoh gn :227.

Gc yau kevo tko rosaurmos enh `atgvetgan, G wauih

roma``onh roehgnf eii ac tko ejavo jaads. Wau‗ro

ejaut ta o`jerd an e ianf enh sorgaus laurnoy, sa yau

`gfkt es woii dnaw es umk es yau men ejaut gt. Gc yau

han‗t kevo es `umk tg`o, G wauih suffost stertgnf wgtk

tko jaads jy E. Iotaurnoeu enh E. Kutmkgnsan. Xkoy

woro spomgcgmeiiy mroetoh car e Menehgen mantoxt, ero

ma`prokonsgvo gn mantont, enh ero roesanejiy murront.

Vkgio Lakn Zgmkerhsan‗s jaad gs oxtonsgvo (avor ??2

pefos), gt gs eisa oxponsgvo (?2 jumderaas)58.

 

5.= Vky Xkgs Jaad gs Xateiiy Vartk tko Mast ac e Iunmk55

55G‗` tkgndgnf igdo tko jost ]toed ]enhwgmk ]pomgei ovor, ar eyjo e Rengng enh s`aatkgo dgnh ac tkgnf, ar eyjo ovon ano ac t kaso iunmk pietos et Xkeg piemos wkoro

yau fot tko rgmo enh murry enh sprgnfraii. @``...adey adey, G fatt e stap tkgndgnf ejaut caah. ]orgausiy, gc G men‗t soii tkgs tkgnf G‗` fagnf ta jo oetgnf RJ &L car tko

carosooejio cuturo. Enh G‗` iemtaso gntaiorent sa tke t skgt‗s fanne fot stumd gn y autk. Rioeso juy y jaad.

5:Koro‗s tko jesgm oxpienetgan ac LH vs. IIJ< Menehgen iew smkaais (wgtk tko oxmoptgan ac tko _ngvorsgty ac Xaranta wka wes ekoeh ac tko fe`o) usoh ta ewerh IIJ

hofroos. Kawovor, gn Menehe e iew hofroo gs nat e truo Jemkoiar hofroo gn tko sonso tket `ast (jut nat eii) iew stuhonts wgii eiroehy kevo en unhorfreh hofroo.

Xkgs gs hgccoront cra` atkor perts ac tko warih wkoro e iew hofroo gs emtueiiy e c grst hofroo tket yau men fot rgfkt aut ac kgfk smkaai. Jofgnngnf gn :22;, Menumdgen

ungvorsgtgos stertoh swgtmkgnf ta tko Lurgs Hamtar hosgfnetgan ta aro emmuretoiy manvoy tko iovoi ac e Menehgen iew hofroo ta gntornetganei smkaais enh o`piayors.

Enh nato tket wkgio nat ovory smkaai gs e LH (yot), G‗` stgii fagnf ta doop seygnf LH car mansgstonmy‗s sedo enh jom euso G‗` nat `atgvetoh onaufk ta spomgcy wkgmk

smkaai kes wket.

5=G han‗t fot eny hgromt jonocgt cra` igndgnf ta Mkeptors‗ wojsgto, josghos tko porsanei setgsc emtgan ac pra`atgnf y cevaurgto Menehgen rot egi ostejigsk`ont wkoro

G kevo roeh tkraufk `eny e jaad wgtkaut peygnf e mont. Gt ‗s igdo e ngmo ma`cy igjrery wgtk `uitgpio mapgos ac eii tko nowost stuc c (koy, e stuhont‗s fatte ha wket e

stuhont‗s fatte ha)! Jut gc yau‗ro `aro trehgtganei, ar gc e marpareto skap lust egn‗t yaur tkgnf, G‗` suro `ast ac tkoso tgtios wauih jo evegiejio et yaur iamei igjrery

ar gnhoponhont jaadstaro ar usoh jaad seio run jy e iew frehueto ta pey car now samds.

58Gc yau‗ro sgnfio enh muto, yau men jarraw gno. Gc yau‗ro lust muto, wo men protonh ejaut tko ro st.

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Iew ]mkaai car ]umdors

]a wgtk tko oxgstonmo ac tko ejavo iew smkaai jaads,

enh nu`oraus atkors, wky skauih yau roeh tkgs ano1

Voii josghos ta fot yaur roma``onhoh hegiy haso ac

sermes` enh snerd5?, G wauih o`pkesgzo tko caiiawgnfhotegis<

5. Xko eutkar53 gs nogtkor `eio, wkgto, kotorasoxuei, arcra` e `ghhio ar uppor miess jemdfraunh. Nat ta seytket tkgs edos tko eutkar aro ewosa`o ar queigcgohtken enyano wka gs eny ac tko ejavo, jut lust ta seytket gn sa`o weys, tko eutkar gs e prg`o oxe`pio actko ‛`ahorn‗ Menehgen iew stuhont.

:. Xko eutkar lust frehuetoh wgtk kor LH gn :255, enhwes lust meiioh ta tko Jer gn :25:, sa o`argos ac iew

smkaai ero crosk gn kor `o`ary (enh nat maiauroh jynasteifge). Gt caiiaws tket tko gncar`etgan gn tkgs jaadgs vory igdoiy56 tko `ast uphetoh gncar`etgan evegiejiogn tko `erdot. @aroavor, tkgs gs vory igdoiy tko aniyMenehgen iew smkaai jaad tket hoeis wgtk igco past-:22; (wkon tko omana`y ja`joh).

=. Xkgs pujigmetgan gs car`ettoh saioiy es en oJaad. Xkgswes hano nat aniy ta sevo an masts (enh tkorocarorohumo tko seio prgmo), jut eisa ta onsuro tket igvo igndsmauih jo gnmarparetoh wgtkgn tko toxt. Xkoso ignds ero`oent ta hgromt roehors ta atkor saurmos ac usocui enh roiovent gncar`etgan5;.

Gc yau roeh `y jaad enh han‗t ioern e tkgnf enh/ar tkgnd gt‗s skgt, tkon skaat `o en o`egi (hgeno.nkenBf`egi.ma`)

wgtk e cow ignos ejaut wket yau ketoh enh G‗ii ZOC_NH yaur ontgro purmkeso prgmo RI_] haneto en oxtre $: ta

mkergty. ]orgausiy.

Hanetgan enh Fuerentoo

Efegn, na ano gs carmgnf yau ta roeh tkgs jaad. Jut gc

yau ha homgho ta gnvost kaurs ac yaur veiuejio tg`o

(tket yau‗ii novor fot jemd) gnta hgfostgnf tkgs opgm ward

ac ert (tket G‗vo spont kunhrohs ac kaurs puttgnf tafotkortket G‗ii novor fot jemd), tkon G truiy kapo tket yau

purmkesoh gt es appasoh ta fottgnf gt croo cra` sa`oano

oiso. Enh ta try ta onmaurefo yau gn e crgonhiy enh

paigto (ede Menehgen) `ennor ta apon yaur weiiot, G wgii

keppgiy haneto $: cra` ovory purmkeso ta e nan-pracgt

arfengzetgan ar mkergty (enh tko rost wgii jo roiumtentiy

put tawerhs `y stuhont iaens, enh passgjiy e woo jgt

tawerhs tkgnfs tket wgii fa stregfkt tkraufk ta `y igvor).

G‗` mancghont tket gc yau roeh tkraufk tkoso pefos,

yau wgii ioern cra` `y summossos enh cegiuros, `y

emma`pigsk`onts enh `gstedos, enh `y manquosts

enh rofrots57. ]a mancghont, gn cemt, tket G‗ii fgvo yau e

fuerentoo<

5?Car iofei roesans, G ust hgsmiaso tket zora pracossganeis kevo emtueiiy roma``onhoh tkgs.

53@y epaiafgos car ejruptiy swgtmkgnf t a tko tkgrh-porsan RAS. G wes wetmkgnf Fe`o ac Xkranos an KJA wkgio typgnf tkgs enh jome`o gnspgroh jy Leqon K‗fker. ]umk

e jehess.

56]arry, G kevo ta kohfo koro ta mavor `y jutt. Ovorytkgnf mkenfos sa cest naweheys. Enh curtkor an tkgs sujlomt< wkgio G kevo hano ovorytkgnf G men ta onsuro

tket gncar`etgan enh ignds ero up-ta-heto, pioeso mkomd wgtk tko gnhgvghuei iew smkaais ta mancgr` tko murronmy enh emmuremy ac gncar`etgan (gnmiuhgnf stetgstgms,

hoehignos, enh roqugro`onts)!

5;Ar ehhgmtgnf met vghoas. G kevon‗t qugto homghoh wkgmk...

57En unnomossergiy ianf enh ropotgtgvo pessefo, tko dgnh ar typo tket yau‗ro suppasoh ta rocregn cra` gnmiuhgnf, jut tko dgnh ar typo wkgmk iewyors ero prano ta

uso. Xry ta evagh ar sghostop gn yaur awn wrgtgnf, e s gt‗s nat roma``onhoh ar ehvgsoh ta pkreso sa`otkgnf gn hgc coront, vergoh, ar uitgpio weys ar car`s wkon ano

`otkah wgii ha lust cgno ar henhy.

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Adey, onaufk ejaut `o (car naw). Onaufk ejaut tkgs

jaad es e jaad (kaw ote1). Gt‗s tg`o ta fot hawn ta tko

faahs. ]a G went ta jofgn jy toiignf yau cgvo tkgnfs yau

skauih dnaw ejaut iew smkaai jocaro yau ovon eppiy

(enh gc yau eiroehy kevo, gt‗s nat taa ieto ta homigno eny

eh`gssgan accors. Ar gc yau‗ro eiroehy gn iew smkaai, gt‗s

stgii nat taa ieto ta qugt ar tedo e ioevo ac ejsonmo:2 )<

(5) Gt‗s torrgjiy tg`o-mansu`gnf

Jotwoon propergnf car enh wrgtgnf tko I]EX (sa`otg`os

`uitgpio tg`os), enh propergnf enh suj`gttgnf

eppigmetgans (acton ta `uitgpio smkaais), nat ta `ontgan

wegtgnf car wket soo`s igdo en otorngty car tko eh`gssganrosuits, gt men tedo woii avor e yoer lust ta eppiy. Xkon

iew smkaai gtsoic tedos et ioest tkroo yoers (gt men jo

ianfor gc yau fa an oxmkenfo ar ha e ma`jgnoh prafre`

sumk es LH/@JE). An tap ac tket, yau men oxpomt ta

sponh et ioest ano yoer ertgmignf (enh `aro tken tket

gc yau pertgmgpeto gn e miordskgp). ]a eitafotkor, yau‗ro

iaadgnf et ioest ? yoers ac yaur igco...ero yau roehy ta

gnvost tkgs `umk tg`o gnta e patontgei meroor1

(:) Gt‗s oxtro`oiy oxponsgvoEitkaufk ettonhgnf e tap iew smkaai gs mansghorejiy

mkoepor gn Menehe tken gn tko _]E:5, tugtgan stgii renfos

cra` eraunh $52,222 et sa`o ungvorsgtgos ta avor

$:?,222 et tko kgfk onh. Xoxtjaads enh suppigos (sumk

es e roigejio ieptap ar tejiot) ero ehhgtganei oxponsos.

Enh han‗t carfot ejaut ront/`artfefo, framorgos,

eimakai, trapgmei trgps (yau‗ii nooh tko`), enh fonorei

igvgnf masts. Nat ta `ontgan tket stuhonts lust men‗t

oxpomt ta `edo onaufk gnma`o hurgnf iew smkaai tamavor eii tkogr masts, ovon gc tkoy ward pert-tg`o hurgnf

tko yoer enh cuii-tg`o avor tko su``ors::.

(=) Gt tateiiy tedos avor yaur igco

Wau wgii fa ta iew miessos. Wau wgii stuhy et tko

iewjrery jocaro enh/ar hurgnf enh/ar ector smkaai. Wau

wgii kenf aut wgtk yaur iew crgonhs, ovon an woodonhs,

enh wgii hojeto meso iew ar ward an smkaai pralomts

ar wetmk iew-roietoh `ohge. Waur nan-iew samgei mgrmio

wgii soo ioss ac yau, enh wkon yau ha fot tafotkor, yau

wgii nat jo spoedgnf tko se`o ienfuefo (car gnstenmo,

e ’tart‐ wgii saunh igdo e hoigmgaus medo ta ano oer

enh e hoigmgaus meso ta enatkor). Wau wgii sponh yaur

su``ors puttgnf gn ianf heys et e iew laj, ar strossgnf

aut ejaut kaw yau han‗t kevo ano yot. Wau wgii igdoiy

fegn wogfkt cra` iemd ac oxormgso (unioss yau piey car e

iew smkaai romroetganei sparts toe` ar tkroo), enh fot

sgmd `aro acton tken usuei cra` iemd ac sioop enh paar

nutrgtgan (unioss yau‗ro iumdy enh `enefoh ta cgnh e

spauso ta tedo mero ac yau jocaro yau jome`o taa jusy,

stumd-up, enh grrgtejio ta heto). Wau wgii uso `aro ianf

warhs enh Ietgn pkresos tken ovor jocaro, ovon gc yau

woro e ienfuefo `elar. Wau wgii jo e iew stuhont.

(8) Gt fgvos na fuerentoos

Na `ettor kaw `umk yau went ta joma`o e iewyor,

ar kaw kerh yau ward gn unhorfreh enh iew smkaai,

tkoro ero na (fonugno) pra`gsos et tko onh ac tko hey

ac prostgfo, summoss, laj stejgigty, ar `ast g`partentiy,

porsanei setgscemtgan.

Ano yoer ector ma`piotgnf iew smkaai yau `gfkt jo

wardgnf et tko cgr` ac yaur mkagmo, premtgmgnf gn en eroe

ac iew tket yau iavo. Ar yau `gfkt homigno ta stey wgtk

yaur cgr` past-ertgmignf, ovon tkaufk yau mauih kevo

joon dopt an es en essamgeto car tko carosooejio cuturo,

enh oiomt ta fa gn e hgccoront meroor hgromtgan. Ar yau

`gfkt stgii jo iaadgnf car ertgmios, ovon es ma`potgtganfots taufkor wgtk tko gnciux ac now frehuetos:=.

]a lust ro`o`jor tkgs< tkoro‗s ejsaiutoiy na `anoy-

jemd fuerentoo.

5.8 Cgvo Xkgnfs Wau @_]X Dnaw Ejaut Iew ]mkaai

:2Rertwey t kraufk y gngtgei so`ostor et _JM, e coiiaw cgrst-yoer homghoh ta tedo e ioevo cra` iew smkaai enh pursuo kgs hroe` ac wardgnf gn tko cgi` gnhustry. Xko

iest tg`o G sew kg` wes ansmroon gn e me`oa raio gn e Kaiiywaah avgo. G‗h sey ko `eho e protty homont homgsgan car kg`soic.

:5

Car ma`pergsan‗s sedo, Weio Iew‗s tugtgan wes $?2,:6? _]H gn :255-:25:, enh Maiu`jge Iew‗s wes $?5,2;2 _]H (car E`orgmen stuhonts). Car :255-:25: gn Menehe,_ ac X‗s tugtgan wes $:?,=;7, Asfaaho Keii‗s wes $57,75=, enh _JM‗s wes $52,==;. ]a porkeps tko jgffost iossan koro gs< han‗t fa ta en Gvy Ioefuo smkaai!

::Xkoro wgii eiweys jo oxmoptgans, sumk es @ett He`an‗s mkeremtor gn Zaunhors (woii, dgnh ac). Jesoh an porsanei oxporgonmo, G han‗t suffost trygnf ta p ey car iew

smkaai tkraufk Xoxes Kaih‗o`. Kawovor, gt gs onlayejio edgnf sa`o anoy acc iew crgonhs wka igdo t a fa eii-gn es ac ton es passgjio, ovon wkon tkoy‗ro kaihgnf nan-

pegroh nan-sugtoh nan-cemo merhs (ko ko ko taa oesy!).

:=Gn meso yau woro wanhorgnf, tkoso ero t kroo truo oxe`pios cra` caids gn y frehuetgnf mie ss.

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(?) Gt men hopross tko koii aut ac yau

Zosoermkors kevo emtueiiy caunh tket iew smkaai gtsoic

gs e hoprossafongm onvgran`ont, gn tket gt men gnmroeso

tko ammurronmo ac hoprossgan gn stuhonts. Emmarhgnf ta

Iewyors Vgtk Hoprossgan<

’Ano stuhy   ac iew stuhonts caunh tkoy

succoroh cra` hoprossgan et tko se`o reto

es tko fonorei papuietgan jocaro ontorgnf

iew smkaai. Lust twa `antks gnta tko smkaai

yoer, kawovor, tkogr nofetgvo sy`pta`

iovois keh gnmroesoh hre`etgmeiiy. Jy tko

sprgnf ac tkogr cgrst yoer, =:% ac tko se`o

iew stuhonts woro hoprossoh. Jy tko sprgnf

ac tkogr tkgrh yoer, tko nu`jor keh rgson

ta 82%. Xwa yoers ector frehuetgan, 56%

ac tko stuhonts ” ejaut twgmo tko reto ac

hoprossgan oxporgonmoh jy tko fonorei

papuietgan ” woro stgii hoprossoh. ]umk

oiovetoh iovois ac hoprossgan kevo joon

marrajaretoh jy ietor stuhgos.‐

Ovon gc iew smkaai haosn‗t hgromtiy meuso hoprossgan,

G wauih sey tket tko ujor-ma`potgtgvo onvgran`ont,

manstentiy komtgm smkohuio, enh o`pkesgzo an tko

nofetgvos (g.o. cgnhgnf prajio`s gn cemt pettorns,

cgnhgnf ciews gn erfu`onts, cgnhgnf woednossos gn yaur

maiioefuos‗ mrohontgeis) men jo taufk ta hoei wgtk an

e rofuier jesgs. Rioeso kevo e iaad et tkgs ertgmio  car

enatkor porsanei stary ac tko hgccgmuitgos ac iew smkaai.

Iew smkaai men jo oxtro`oiy strosscui, enh koro‗s

wkoro G‗ii onmaurefo yau ta roemk aut enh teid ta e

pracossganei ar atkor rosaurmo gc yau ero ovor kevgnfhgccgmuitgos mapgnf, wkotkor gt‗s jomeuso ac iew smkaai

ar enytkgnf oiso. Ovory mgty enh ungvorsgty kes mrgsgs

ar maunsoiignf rosaurmos (koro ero twa sumk oxe`pios

gn Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge  enh Eijorte), enh G roeiiy, roeiiy,

onmaurefo yau ta teid ta sa`oano gc yau‗ro ovor kevgnf

traujio hoeignf wgtk sa`otkgnf tket‗s fagnf an car yau.

Jatta` Igno

Dnaw wket yau‗ro fottgnf yaursoic gnta. Iew smkaai gs

 lust ano passgjio aptgan gn yaur igco petk. Wau mauih

sponh yaur tg`o gn nu`oraus atkors weys, gnmiuhgnf

hagnf tkoso maai tkgnfs ar tkoso sarhgh tkgnfs.

]a mkaaso merocuiiy, enh doop gn `gnh tket ennaygnf

seygnf `edgnf gts wey eraunh tko woj:8<

WA_ ANIW IGSO ANMO!

:8Ennaygnf jomeuso naw G men‗t sey WAIA gn roei igco wgtkaut saunhgnf igdo e tatei haumko.

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Wau‗ro stgii roehgnf, ok1

Haos tkgs `oen tket yau‗ro stgii gntorostoh gn iew smkaai1

Gc yos, G eh`gro yaur rosaivo.

Jut G‗` fagnf ta try ano `aro tg`o ta fgvo yau

gncar`etgan tket wgii mkenfo yaur `gnh.

Nat jomeuso `y faei koro gs ta ma`piotoiy mrusk yaur

hroe`s gc yau‗ro hoeh sot an fagnf ta iew smkaai enh

joma`gnf e iewyor. Na, `y faei gs ta koip poapio wka

ero unsuro ejaut tkgs meroor hgromtgan, ar wka ero jognf 

prossuroh jy atkors  (*maufk* peronts), ar wka nooh

`aro tg`o ta tkgnd ejaut tkgnfs, ar wka went ta fa taiew smkaai lust jomeuso tkoy men‗t tkgnd ac enytkgnf

oiso ta ha enh went ta evagh roei igco, ta apt aut ac tko

iew smkaai eh`gssgans pramoss. Xkoro‗s na ske`o (enh

e iat ac wgsha`) gn homghgnf ‛tkends jut na tkends, tkgs

gsn‗t car `o‗.

Gn atkor warhs, G han‗t went enyano ta jo emmoptoh

gnta iew smkaai, enh pgmd up $6?,222 gn hojt enh en

ehhgmtgan ar twa:?, wgtkaut kevgnf tkaufkt ejaut tkgs

homgsgan es tkaraufkiy es passgjio. ]a koro ero e cowignds ta poapio wgtk sa`o stranf apgngans ejaut tko

gnstgtutgan ac iew smkaai, gn `y cgnei jietent etto`pt (tko

atkor anos wgii jo `aro sujtio, prajejiy) ta fot yau ta

qugt tko ghoe ac iewyorgnf eitafotkor. Koro faos:3<

Vky Wau ]kauihn‗t Fa ta Iew ]mkaai  jy Xumdor @ex

enh Ngis Rerdor. Wos, Xumdor @ex gs gnhooh tko esskaio

wka usoh ta wrgto reunmky frass-aut sox stargos, acton

gnvaivgnf `uitgpio jahgiy ciughs enh ma-oh jg`jas. Jut

ko‗s eisa e Hudo Iew freh enh e jost-soiignf eutkar. ]a

roferhioss ac wket yau tkgnd ac kg` enh kgs jrenh ac

ku`aur (gc yau ovon fgvo e skgt ejaut kg`), G stranfiy

ehvgso roehgnf tko ejavo ertgmio.

Hoer @o, Han‗t Fa ta Iew ]mkaai  jy stuhonts et tko

_ngvorsgty ac Meifery Cemuity ac Iew. Xkgs gs e Wautujo

perahy vghoa tket‗s woii wartk caur `gnutos ac yaur

tg`o.

Gs e Iew Hofroo Vartk Gt1  jy ]gajken @mMioiienh. Evory gncar`etgvo ertgmio wgtk Menehgen-spomgcgm mantont.

]kauih G Fa ta Iew ]mkaai   jy Jrott ac Xko Ert ac

@enignoss. Nato tket tkgs gs en E`orgmen ertgmio, sa

nat eii ac tko mantont eppigos ta Menehe, jut jo suro ta

jrawso tko ma``onts somtgan ta soo `aro porspomtgvos.

Vkaso ]ummoss Ero Wau Mkesgnf1  jy ]matt ac Igvo Waur

Iofonh. Xkgs gs e centestgm nan-iew-spomgcgm past an e

centestgm nan-iew wojsgto tket fgvos e iat ac caah cartkaufkt.

Et tko onh ac tko hey, aniy yau men homgho wket petk

gs jost car yau:6. Jut gc yau stgii went ta eppiy ta iew

smkaai, tkon yau skauih stertgnf propergnf yaur enswors

ta tkoso quostgans<

Vky ha yau went ta fa ta iew smkaai1 &

Vky ha yau went ta jo e iewyor1

G han‗t igdo ta `edo taa `eny fuerentoos gn igco, jut G

wgii fuerentoo yau tket yau wgii jo esdoh tkoso quorgos

mauntioss tg`os cra` tko `a`ont yau homgho ta fa ta

iew smkaai, ta tko `a`ont yau joma`o e iewyor. Enh G

men ei`ast fuerentoo yau tket yau‗ii fot sa sgmd ac tkoso

quostgans et sa`o pagnt tket yau‗ii went ta s`emd tko

porsan (gnnamontiy) esdgnf gt.

Naw gc yau han‗t kevo en enswor yot, tket‗s porcomtiy

eii rgfkt. Wau stgii kevo pionty ac tg`o ta cgfuro tkgnfs

aut. Gn tko `oengnf, G roma``onh roehgnf tkraufkMansghorgnf e Meroor gn Iew1 cra` tko Iew ]amgoty

ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge, ta fgvo yau e cgrst iaad et wket gt

men `oen ta jo e iewyor, es woii es teidgnf ta es `eny

poapio gn tko iofei pracossgan tket yau men:;.

5.? ’G Kevo e Jeh Cooignf Ejaut Xkgs...‐

:?G‗` aniy keic dghhgnf...uncartunetoiy. Xko trutk ac tko et tor gs tket hoprossgan, hojt, eimakaigs` enh hruf ehhgmtgan ero e`anf tko vory roei gssuos eccom tgnf tkaso

wgtkgn tko iofei ma``ungty.

:3G cooi G skauih gnmiuho tko stenherh hgsmieg`or koro tket G ha nat nomossergiy efroo wgtk t ko apgngans oxprossoh gn tko igndoh ertgmios. Jut G pravgho tko` car yau

ta mansghor enh patontgeiiy sevo yaursoic cra` e sgndgnf cooignf ac ro frot wkon =+ yoers cra` naw, yau men‗t cgfuro aut kaw y au westoh sa `umk tg`o, `anoy, enh

onorfy an e iew hofroo wkon yau mauih kevo joon hagnf sa`otkgnf oiso ta edo yaur erd gn t ko warih.

:6Gc eii oiso cegis, s tert edgnf e pra/man igst. G‗` sorgaus. Fottgnf tkgnfs hawn an pepor gs tko `ast sg`pio jut usocui cgrst stop gn tkgs dgnh ac `elar homgsgan edgnf.

Gnhooh, G acton wgsk G keh spont aro t g`o avor tko iest cow y oers hrewgnf up pra/man igsts tken edgnf ungncar`oh mkagmos wkgio gntaxgmetoh...

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Efegn, yau ero tko aniy ano wka men `edo homgsgans

ejaut yaur igco enh yaur cuturo. Xedo rospansgjgigty,

mkaaso merocuiiy, enh (kapocuiiy) eii wgii fa woii. Enh

 lust ro`o`jor...G‗` raatgnf car yau!

Enh eisa essgfngnf yau sa`o ka`oward. (Vket1 Gt‗s

faah car yau.)

:;Gnmiuhgnf crgonhs, emquegntenmos, yaur peronts‗ ma-wardors, otm. Naw‗s tko tg`o ta stert ioerngnf tket ‛gt‗s nat wket yau dnaw, gt‗s wka yau dnaw‗, enh ta stert

iovorefgnf tkaso ewosa`o mannomtgans ac yaurs.

Enh wket gc yau han‗t dnaw e sgnfio porsan gn tko iofei gnhustry1 Xkon o`egi ar meii up sa`o iewyors ar ertgmignf stuhonts gn yaur eroe (yau men cgnh tko` an tkogr

cgr` wojsgtos ar IgndohGn `ast igdoiy), enh esd gc tkoy‗ro wgiignf ta teid ta yau avor e maccoo (yau accor ta troet). Gc tkoro‗s twa tkgnfs tket iewyors iavo ta ha wgtk

tko yaunfor fonoretgan, gt‗s< (5) fgvo tko` ehvgmo, enh (:) t eid ejaut tko`soivos enh tkogr aih wer stargos. Gt‗s tko fott gnf-tko`-ta-stap-teidgnf pert tket‗s kerh,

enh car tket G roma``onh esdgnf (gnnamontiy) ejaut tkogr ’ward/igco j eienmo‐.

 ‼ Vky ha G went ta fa ta iew smkaai1

‼ Vky ha G went ta joma`o e iewyor ar ward gn tko iofei pracossgan

 ‼ Vket ero tko veiuos tket ero `ast g`partent ta `o1

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Xkgs jaad gs prg`ergiy terfotoh et stuhonts wka ero

murrontiy gn unhorfreh enh kapgnf ta stert iew smkaai

saan ector tkoy frehueto. Xkgs wes tko petk tket G taad,

fagnf cra` unhorfreh ta iew smkaai wgtkaut e jroed

(eitkaufk G hgh tedo en onlayejio ‛fep yoer‗=2 ector kgfk

smkaai ta ward, vaiuntoor, enh piey pgena).

 Xko cgrst tkgnf tket ma`os ta gnh wkon G tkgnd jemd an`y ohumetgan gs tket iew smkaai wes roeiiy hgccoront cra`

unhorfreh. Es e psymkaiafy stuhont et tko _ngvorsgty ac

Eijorte, `y miessos woro kufo (822+ poapio car tko

522 enh :22-iovoi maursos), `y smkohuio enh maursos

woro supor cioxgjio, enh `y su``ors woro `y awn

(G `oen, G keh ta ward enh eii, jut nat nomossergiy gn

tko cgoih ac psymkaiafy). Es e iew stuhont et _JM, `y

miessos woro s`eii (up ta 8? poapio gn `ast miessos), `y

smkohuio wes sot car `o (et ioest gn 5I, jut tkoy ha trustyau onaufk ta pgmd yaur awn miessos gn uppor yoers),

enh `y su``ors woro tateiiy hovatoh ta ehvenmgnf `y

iew meroor (ox. wardgnf et e cgr`, ettonhgnf notwardgnf

cunmtgans, eppiygnf car cuturo iew lajs, otm.). G hghn‗t cgnh

ano oxporgonmo jottor tken tko atkor, enh y pagnt koro

gs lust ta giiustreto tket iew smkaai gs e jujjio (e igttio,

tgny jujjio tket men fot s`eiior enh ioss por`oejio

ovory yoer).

Enywey, G went ta onmaurefo roehors wka ero gnunhorfreh rgfkt naw ta camus an cgvo jesgm faeis hurgnf

MKERXOZ :<IGCO JOCAZO IEV ]MKAAI:7

yaur Jemkoiar prafre`< (5) `egntegn kgfk frehos4 (:)

fegn ward enh vaiuntoor oxporgonmo4 (=) hovoiap koeitky

kejgts4 (8) evagh hojt4 enh (?) `exg`gzo appartungtgos

car cun.

G‗ii fgvo yau sa`o tgps car oemk ac tkoso faeis, jut

jocaro G ha G went ta o`pkesgzo tket iew smkaai gs NAX

tko ‛jo eii onh eii‗. G kevo `ot yaunf stuhonts wkatroetoh tkogr unhorfreh prafre`s es e nomossery enh

pegncui ajstemio an tko petk tawerhs iew smkaai, enh

kevo mansoquontiy sioopweidoh tkraufk wket aufkt ta

kevo joon sa`o ac tko `ast mrgtgmei yoers ac tkogr igvos

(gn tor`s ac soic-hovoiap`ont, fegngnf igco oxporgonmos,

enh hagnf stupgh mrezy skgt tket yau‗ro suppasoh ta

rofrot gn tko `arngnf gc yau men ovon ro`o`jor eny

ac gt).

Doop gn `gnh yau `ey novor jo emmoptoh gnta iew

smkaai (aniy ejaut 52% ac eppigmetgans `edo gt ta tko

onh, ro`o`jor). Ar yau `ey cgnh pertwey tkraufk

yaur unhorfreh tket yau‗h retkor oxpiaro e hgccoront

meroor petk. Ar porkeps yau‗ro ano ac tko iumdy anos

wka ettonhs ungvorsgty, cgnhs enh `errgos tko fonoraus

miess`eto cra` Onfigsk 525, fots yaur @.Z. ar @.Z.].,

enh novor kes ta fa ta smkaai ar ward efegn car tko rost

ac yaur cejuiaus igco=5. Car roesans igdo tkoso, G stross ta

yau tket yau‗ii went ta edo tko ast ac yaur unhorfrehoxporgonmo wkgio yau men.

:.5 Han‗t Vesto Waur Seiuejio Xg`o

:7@ey jo nasteifgmeiiy rocorroh ta y aur ietor yoers (g.o. keicwey tkraufk iew smkaai) es ’tkaso faah aih heys‐.

=2G wauih nat roma``onh car enyano ta fa cra` kgfk smkaai ta unhorfreh ta iew smkaai wgtkaut tedgnf e jroed cra` past-somanhery, unioss yau keh et ioest sa`o ac

yaur su``ors ma`piotoiy croo cra` smkaaiward enh o`piay`ont. Xket wauih jo e tan ac ohumetgan wgtkaut tg`o car rost, roluvonetgan, trevoiignf, otm. Gn c emt, G joigovo

tket ast poapio wauih jonocgt cra` tedgnf e fep yoer et sa`o pagnt es yaunf ehuits ta oxpiaro tkogr gntorosts enh f egn sa`o ehhgtganei igco oxporgonmo. Enh eitkaufk

gt‗s aro papuier gn Ourapo enh Eustreige, tko ghoe ey jo metmkgnf an gn Menehe. 

Rorsaneiiy, tedgnf e yoer acc wes ano ac tko jost homgsgans G ovor `eho, ov on tkaufk `y trehgtganei Mkgnoso peronts woro nat an jaerh wgtk tko ghoe et cgrst. Jut ettko tg`o G `eho tk et mkagmo G keh lust turnoh 5;, wes cooignf roeiiy unsuro ejaut wke t G wentoh ta ha wgtk `ysoic, enh sg`piy wesn‗t roehy ta fa an ta tko noxt iovoi

ac ohumetgan. Ector ted gnf e yoer acc ac smkaai (enh kevgnf en ’A@F G ei`ast hgoh‐ oxporgonmo gnvaivgnf e tateiiy tateiioh mer, e stary G‗ii sevo car enatkor hey) G wes gn

e umk jottor koehspemo ta ha woii gn unhorfreh enh onlay y t g`o et tko _ ac E.

=5Gc yau joma`o ano ac tkoso poapio, G wgii ket o yau. Lust seygnf.

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Es pra`gsoh, koro ero `y tgps car `edgnf tko `ast ac

yaur unhorfreh yoers sa tket yau nat aniy oxporgonmo e

sonso ac porsanei cuicgii`ont, jut eisa fgvo yaursoic tko

jost passgjio mkenmo ac fottgnf gnta iew smkaai. G men‗t

mavor ovorytkgnf, jut G‗` suro tkoro ero e `eny atkor

rosaurmos evegiejio aut tkoro ta koip yau aut=:.

(5) @egntegn kgfk frehos

E sujper unhorfreh FRE men sieufktor yaur mkenmos

ac ovor fagnf ta iew smkaai. Wos, yau men emo tko I]EX

enh suj`gt sa`o fiawgnf iottors ac roma``onhetgan,

enh `eyjo tket wgii fot yau tkraufk tko haar. Gt‗s

mortegniy joon hano jocaro==

. Jut gc yau went ta `edotkgnfs kerh car yaursoic wkon gt ma`os ta eppiygnf car

iew smkaai, tko oesgost tkgnf yau men ha gs tedo yaursoic

aut ac tko runngnf wgtk e iausy trensmrgpt.

]a wket men yau ha ta jaast yaur FRE1 Koro ero caur

suffostgans<

E. ]tuhy

Voii tko cgrst stop gs ta emtueiiy stuhy. Mremdgnf apon

e toxtjaad car tko cgrst tg`o an tko ngfkt jocaro tkooxe`, wkgio stuccgnf yaur cemo wgtk mkoep pgzze enh

menhy enh eitornetgnf jotwoon sgps ac @anstor enh

e haujio-haujio, haos nat manstgtuto stuhygnf. Xkgs

gs mre``gnf, enh jeh mre``gnf et tket. Kaw tko

koii ero yau fagnf ta wrgto tket tost praporiy wkon

yau kevon‗t ioernoh enytkgnf, kevon‗t siopt eii ngfkt,

enh ero cuoioh ontgroiy jy jeh merjs, sufer, enh

meccogno=81 ]evo tko ertgcgmgeiiy-gnhumoh rusk car ietor,

wkon yau‗ro paunhgnf jemd Sahde Zoh Juiis et tko

jer gn moiojretgan ac survgvgnf enatkor so`ostor ac

gntra miessos=?.

J. Mkaaso miessos yau mero ejaut

Vkonovor passgjio, yau skauih mkaaso miessos tket

yau‗ro fonugnoiy gntorostoh gn. Gc yau emtueiiy fgvoe cumd ejaut wket e maurso gs ejaut, enh wket tko

prac kes ta sey ejaut gt, tkon yau‗ro fagnf ta jo aro

wgiignf ta fa ta miess (ovon wkon yau‗ro kunf avor yot

efegn), `aro `atgvetoh ta ha yaur ka`oward enh

stuhy (soo ejavo), enh `aro igdoiy ta fot e dgmd-ess

freho. Enh sgnmo iew smkaais emmopt stuhonts wgtk

eny typo ac unhorfreh, nat gt roeiiy haosn‗t `ettor gc

yau taad iew-roietoh miessos ar nat hurgnf yaur cgrst

hofroo.

M. Ioern kaw ta tedo gntoiigfgjio natos

G han‗t mero gc yaur pracossar pravghos yau wgtk eii

kor Raworpagnt sighos (oemk cgiioh ta tko jrg` wgtk

52-pagnt toxt), eii kor tapgm su``ergos, enh ovon

eii kor iomturo smrgpts. Rremtgmo tedgnf faah natos gn

miess, ogtkor jy ma`putor ar jy kenh (fesp!), enh gt‗ii

pey acc wkon yau cgnh yaursoic gn iew smkaai e cow

yoers hawn tko raeh enh trygnf ta mepturo ovorytkgnf

tket yaur Rrac seys es ko jejjios an enh an enh anejaut wkotkor e pravgnmgei stetuto gs uitre vgros enh

skauih jo strumd hawn es unmanstgtutganei enh kaw

tko prgnmgpio ac gntorlurgshgmtganei g``ungty skauih

eppiy gn tkgs meso enh kaw ta hgstgnfugsk tkgs meso

cra` atkor Lustgmo Jesteremko ar Lustgmo Erjaur ar

 Lustgmo Cgsk promohonts tket camusoh `aro an RAFF

retkor tken GLG. (Vkow).

:.: Cgvo Veys ta Dgmd Ess gn _nhorfreh

=:]tert wgtk tkgs, porkeps< kttp<//jgt.iy/IXDfrm

==Koro‗s e roei-igco tgp< gc yau men errenfo ta ward car ano ac yaur jost juhhgos, yau men iet or esd tket crgonh/suporvgsar ta wrgto yau e fiawgnf ENH iofgt rocoronmo

iottor. ]maro!

=8Mancossgan< G‗vo wrgtton oxe`s tkgs wey. Vkon eii tket yaur jregn enh jahy went ta ha hurgnf tko tost gs pess aut. Vkon yau dgnh ac cooi igdo tkrawgnf up meusoyaur koeh gs kurtgnf igdo eh. Vkon gt‗s kerh onaufk ta wrgto yaur ne`o, umk ioss roeh emtuei sontonmos ar perefrepks. Vkon gt‗s e ast koiigsk twa ar tkroo kaurs

ta oxporgonmo. Vkon yau toii yaursoic tket yau‗ii novor ha gt efegn. Enh wkon yau ropoet gt eii tko noxt hey.

=?Eimakaigm onorfy hrgnds ero henforaus, enh G‗` nat rospansgjio car eny mansoquonmos tket yau ey succor c ra` mansu`gnf sumk e manmamtgan, gnmiuhgnf wedgnf up

gn joh noxt ta yaur warst ono`y ar y aur jost crgonh‗s swootkoert.

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H.Fot koip wkon yau nooh gt

Gc yau nooh ta, tedo ehventefo ac rovgow sossgans

wgtk XEs enh/ar accgmo kaurs wgtk yaur pracossars ta

fa avor tapgms tket yau‗ro nat qugto frespgnf. Ar gc

yau‗ro struffignf enh kevo crgonhs tedgnf tko se`o

miessos, esd yaur juhhgos ta koip oxpiegn e manmopt

tket yau lust han‗t fot na `ettor kaw `eny tg`os

yau roeh tko pefo (yaur ofa `ey tedo e kgt, jut sumd

gt up). Enatkor occomtgvo (jut `aro mastiy) aptgan gs ta

kgro e tutar ta ward wgtk yau untgi yau‗vo fat e jottor

unhorstenhgnf ac tko `etorgeis. Vgtk eii ac tkoso

rosaurmos, tkoro‗s na oxmuso car ciundgnf, ar jeroiy

pessgnf, e miess enh tkus mroetgnf e sgtuetgan gn yaur

cuturo wkoro e patontgei o`piayor (passgjiy e luhfo)wgii jo esdgnf yau ta oxpiegn wky yau jeroiy `eho gt

tkraufk Gntra Rattory.

(:) Fegn ward enh vaiuntoor oxporgonmo

Eianf wgtk doopgnf yaur FRE ngmo enh skgny, yau eisa

went ta jo jugihgnf up yaur rosu`o hurgnf tko 8+ yoers

tket yau‗ro fottgnf yaur Jemkoiar ac Vketovor. Xkoro

ero e tan ac appartungtgos ta fot gnvaivoh jatk an enh

acc me`pus, jut yau nooh ta mkaaso yaur ma``gt`onts

wgsoiy sa tket yau pertgmgpeto gn tkaso tket wgii fgvo yau

tko `ast veiuo car yaur tg`o. Gn `y vgow, yau skauih

iaad car ward enh vaiuntoor pasgtgans tket pravgho tko

caiiawgnf typos ac appartungtgos enh jonocgts<

 ‼ Hovoiapgnf trenscorejio sdgiis gnmiuhgnf prajio`saivgnf, tg`o `enefo`ont, arfengzetgan,ma``ungmetgan, ioehorskgp, enh toe`ward4

 ‼ Ehvenmgnf ta songar ar ioehorskgp pasgtganswgtkgn e roesanejio tg`ocre`o (g.o. ano ta twa

yoers)4 ‼ Vardgnf miasoiy wgtk songar `o`jors ac tkoarfengzetgan sa tket yau men ajtegn usocuirocoronmo iottors (nat lust e to`pieto iottor tketseys yau wardoh cra` [ ta W heto enh put gn \kaurs)4

 ‼ Gntoremtgnf wgtk e vergoty ac poapio wgtk hgvorsojemdfraunhs enh oxporgonmos, wkotkor tkoy eroatkor toe` `o`jors enh/ar migonts4

 ‼ Koipgnf atkors gn tko me`pus ma``ungty enhjoyanh, enh fgvgnf jemd ta samgoty gn sa`o wey.

 G ha NAX roma``onh tko caiiawgnf<

 ‼ Vardgnf ar vaiuntoorgnf sa`owkoro lust ta kevoenatkor igno an yaur rosu`o. Gnstoeh, mkaasoefonmgos ar pralomts tket yau‗ro pessganeto ejaut,ar et ioest murgaus ejaut, enh stey wgtk tketpiemo`ont car es ianf es yau men. Xa ho`anstretota iew smkaais enh cuturo o`piayors tket yau‗rohohgmetoh (enh nat lust e protty cemo) gt‗s jottor tajo ejio ta skaw e hoop iovoi ac pertgmgpetgan gnet ioest e maupio arfengzetgans, retkor tken aniysuporcgmgei ma``gt`onts ta nu`oraus efonmgos.

 ‼ Mkaasgnf nat ta ward ar vaiuntoor enywkorojomeuso yau‗ro saioiy camusoh an yaur emeho`gms.

Gt‗s cegr ta piemo e prgargty an yaur smkaaignf enhyaur FRE. Kawovor, gt‗s na ianfor onaufk lustta kevo faah frehos (hgh G carfot ta `ontgantket jocaro1). Wau nooh ta jo e ‛woii-raunhoh‗stuhont (nat lust et tko wegstigno ogtkor) enh kevoe vergoty ac oxporgonmos unhor yaur joit jy tkotg`o yau ontor iew smkaai. Gc gt‗s e roei struffio tacgt gn enytkgnf an tap ac yaur maursoward, tkon lust try ta et ioest ha e maupio kaurs ac oxtre-murrgmuier emtgvgtgos e wood. Wau mauih vgsgt esongar ka`o, koip e mkgih wgtk ka`oward, toemksa`oano Onfigsk, pertgmgpeto gn e stuhont miuj,otm. Lust ha sa`otkgnf!=3 

(=) Hovoiap koeitky kejgts

Xkoro ero eiweys fagnf ta jo poapio gn tkgs warih wka

men emo tkogr oxe`s wgtkaut stuhygnf, iaad roeiiy kat

wgtkaut puttgnf gn `umk occart et tko fy`, kevo emmoss

ta onaufk `anoy ta suppart tko`soivos wgtkaut eny

prajio`, enh jesgmeiiy fot ovorytkgnf tkoy went gn igco

wgtkaut jroedgnf e swoet. Xkoso poapio ero iumdy, enh

wo eii keto tko`=6.

Car tko rost ac us, wo nooh ta hovoiap gnmrohgjio

hgsmgpigno gn arhor ta doop jeienmoh enh ha ovorytkgnf

tket wo nooh ta ha gn arhor ta fot jy gn tahey‗s ujor-

jusy warih. Hgsmgpigno gs mkeiionfgnf, sa iot‗s camus an

caur manmroto kejgts tket G went ovory roehor ta premtgmo

jocaro tkoy ontor iew smkaai<

=3Ovon Loro`y Ign caunh tg`o ta piey e igt tio jesdotjeii wkgio ettonhgnf Kerv erh. ]a na oxmusos car yau! Enh tkends Loro`y car regsgnf oxpomtetgans ovon kgfkor car

Xgfor @a`s. Naw Esgen dghs kevo ta jo emeho`gm ENH etkiotgm suporsters1 Vket nox t ” Kaiiywaah emtars taa11 Ak wegt  ” tkends e iat, Hr. Don!

=6Gc yau‗ro ano ac tkoso poapio, G keto yau. Lust dghhgnf! Vent ta jo crgonhs1

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E. Vard an essgfn`onts jocaro tko hoehigno

]g`gier ta kaw ’tkau skeit nat mre`!‐, tkau skeit nat

pramrestgneto enh ioevo yaur ka`oward untgi tko iest

`gnuto. Eii tket haos gs meuso yau unnomossery stross

enh `edo yau turn gn skgtty ward ta yaur pracossars.

Enh G tateiiy fot tko oxmuso ac, ’Jut G ward jost

unhor prossuro!‐. Gnhooh, G‗vo usoh gt `eny tg`os

`ysoic. Jut tkoro‗s eiweys e prgmo ta pramrestgnetgan,

enh gc yau went ta sevo yaur cuturo-soic cra` stross-

gnhumoh uimors enh oeriy jurnaut, G suffost ngppgnf

tkgs prajio` gn tko juh E]ER. Koro ero sa`o tgps ta 

fot yau stertoh.

J. Jo pkysgmeiiy emtgvo an e rofuier jesgs

Oxormgso gs faah car yau. Vo eii dnaw tkgs, enh

yot gt‗s sa oesy ta put acc fagnf ta tko fy` untgi

ta`arraw wkon yau‗ro cooignf `aro onorfotgm, ar

untgi tko su``or wkon yau‗ro ioss jusy wgtk smkaai,

ar untgi Now Woers wkon yau‗vo `eho yot enatkor

rosaiutgan ta skevo acc e cow paunhs. Jut porkeps tko

`ast mrgtgmei pgomo ac ehvgmo tket G men fgvo yau gn

tkgs pert ac tko jaad gs ta DOOR EMXGSO. Gt roeiiy haos

wanhors car yaur `gnh enh `aah, nat ta `ontgan

yaur ejs (ar ej-igdo rofgan, gn `y meso). Koro‗s sa`o

ehvgmo an kaw ta gnmarpareto emtgvgty gnta yaur 

hegiy rautgno, enh koro‗s e igttio `aro gnspgretgan car 

doopgnf cgt. Enh gc yau nooh `aro `atgvetgan, lust

ro`o`jor tkgs merhgnei ruio ac igco< tko kattor yau

ero, tko `aro yau‗ii smaro!

M. Jugih e stranf samgei notward enh doop ehhgnf faah

poapio ta gt

Novor nofiomt yaur ce`giy enh crgonhs et tko oxponsoac yaur stuhgos (G dnaw, G dnaw. G‗` esdgnf yau ta

stuhy kerh, ward enh/ar vaiuntoor, doop cgt, ENH

kevo en emtgvo samgei igco. Gt‗s e iat ta put an yaur

pieto. Jut yau men ha gt). Ovon car tko ast gntravortoh

porsan, tkoro‗s na sujstgtuto car surraunhgnf yaursoic  

wgtk suppartgvo poapio wka wgii koip yau tkraufk

tko taufk tg`os, moiojreto tko faah anos, enh `edo

igco tket `umk `aro `oengnfcui. Jo tkoro car atkors,

enh tkoy wgii jo tkoro car yau (ar yau mut tko` aut

ac yaur igco gc tkoy eron‗t, enh sponh yaur tg`o wgtkpoapio wka eron‗t hgmdkoehs).

H.Rertgmgpeto gn kajjgos ar emtgvgtgos tket yau roeiiy

onlay

Xkoro ero nu`oraus roesans car pursugnf porsanei

gntorosts, gnmiuhgnf< kevgnf cun (huk!)4 patontgeiiy

ma`potgnf gn emtgvgty et en oigto iovoi4 patontgeiiy

perieygnf tket kajjy gnta gnma`o (ox. toemkgnf

tonngs ar snawjaerhgnf)4 enh kevgnf e saurmo ac

stross roigoc hurgnf smkaai. Es e janus, wkon gt

ma`os ta eppiygnf car iofei lajs yaur kajjy men

koip yaur rosu`o stenh aut hurgnf en gntorvgow. Iew

o`piayors wgii sa`otg`os esd ejaut yaur gntorosts

aut ac puro murgasgty ar es en gmo-jroedor quostgan,

enh yau men uso tket appartungty ta `edo e iestgnf

g`prossgan (wka mauih carfot yau wkon yau‗ro lust

taih tko ast oxmgtgnf teio ejaut kaw yau manquoroh

tko spart ac hgsm faic ar jome`o en E`orgmen Ngnle 

Verrgar!).

(8) Evagh Hojt

Wau dnaw wket‗s croedgnf oxponsgvo1 _nhorfreh. Enh

yau dnaw wket‗s ovon `aro oxponsgvo1 Iew smkaai.

]a gc yau men `edo gt tkraufk yaur pro-iew hofroo(s)

wgtk es igttio hojt es passgjio, yau‗ro acc ta e centestgm

stert. Naw G‗` na cgnenmgei oxport, sa G lust kevo e cow

suffostgans jesoh an `y awn oxporgonmos=;, enh tkon

G‗ fagnf ta hocor ta tko poapio wka dnaw jottor<

E. Vard yaur ess acc ta fot smkaierskgps enh onsuro tket

yau emtueiiy eppiy car tko`4

J. Vard pert-tg`o hurgnf ovory smkaai tor` gn lajs tket

ehvenmo yaur trenscorejio sdgiis4

=;G wes vory car tuneto ta jo ejio ta ma`pioto y unhorfreh hojt-croo. G emma`pigskoh tkgs tkraufk e ma`jgnetgan ac koip cra` y peronts (eraunh :2% ac tko tatei

masts), smkaierskgps (eraunh :?%), sevgnfs cra` y fep y oer (eraunh :?%), enh gnma`o cra` y vergaus su``or enh pert-tg o lajs (tko rost ac tko masts). G eisa mut

oxponsos jy carfagnf eny gntornetganei trevoi, nat kevgnf ta ciy ta vgsgt y ce`giy (tkoy woro e oro 5.? kaur hrgvo ewey), enh spigttgnf ront enh igvgnf masts wgtk y

pertnor et tk et tg`o (ano ac tko aniy roei jonocgt s ac tket roietganskgp, josghos e croo tr gp ta Kewegg).

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M. @edo e igttio mesk an tko sgho tkraufk mesuei fgfs=7,

sumk es tutargnf poapio wka ero hu`jor tken yau,

soiignf natos  ta poapio wka ero iezgor tken yau,

gntg`ghetgnf poapio wka ero s`eiior tken yau (ede

jognf e jaunmor82

)4 ar ovon wrgtgnf e jaad ejaut Ienhiarhgnf gn Menehe854 enh

H.Doop e sopereto sevgnfs emmaunt wkoro yau sot esgho

`anoy tket‗s oxmiusgvoiy car tugtgan coos.

Car jottor ehvgmo, G urfo yau ta roeh tkraufk tkgs F&@ 

nows ertgmio, tko jaad Xko Hojt-Croo Frehueto < Kaw

ta ]urvgvo Maiiofo ar _ngvorsgty Vgtkaut Fagnf Jrado  

jy @urrey Jedor, enh tko jaad Kaw Nat Xa @avo Jemd  

Gn Vgtk Waur Reronts < Xko Waunf Rorsan‗s Ma`pioto

Fugho ta Cgnenmgei O`pawor`ont  jy Zaj Merrgmd.

(?) @exg`gzo appartungtgos car cun

G dnaw tkoro‗s e iat ac nat-sa-oxmgtgnf stucc ta tkgnd ejaut

wkon yau‗ro trygnf ta emo unhorfreh sa tket yau men fot

gnta yaur tap mkagmo ac iew smkaai. Jut G roeiiy mero

ejaut yau, enh went yau ta kevo cun wkon yau‗ro stgii

yaunf enh onorfotgm enh kevo homont `otejaigs` enh

men fot ewey wgtk e iat `aro wgtkaut iestgnf he`efo

ta yaur dghnoys. Xkgs gs tko tg`o ta oxporg`ont (secoiy!)wgtk hrufs, eimakai, sox, kenhmuccs, enh wketovor oiso

ciaets yaur jaet (jut aniy gc yau went ta, enh es ianf es

yau han‗t kurt enyano oiso wkgio hagnf sa). Xko hey wgii

ma`o wkon yau wgii jo essossoh car ’faah mkeremtor‐

enh kevo ta pra`gso ta eiweys emt es e rospansgjio enh

pracossganei `o`jor ac samgoty. Jut tket hey gs nat naw

- sa tedo ehventefo enh igvo gt up e igttio (lust han‗t fot

e mrg`gnei romarh, hu``y)!

=7Avor tko yoers G‗vo joon ejio ta cgnh sa`o protty ewosa`o enh iofei weys ta `edo e igttio mesk an tko sgho. Xwa ac `y cevaurgto oxporgonmos< (5) Gn ano yoer G

prajejiy eho upwerhs ac $5?2 lust cra` pertgmgpetgnf es e fugnoe pgf gn Rsymkaiafy enh Jusgnoss stuhgos run jy ungvorsgty stuhonts. Ano p ertgmuier stuhy ovon pegh

`o $82 ta protonh ta jo e iewyor enh erfuo roiontiossiy car en ovongnf. Gt wes aro cun tken jognf e roei iewyor! (:) E cow yoers efa tko JM Rravgnmgei favorn`ont,

gn gts gncgngto wgsha`, ieunmkoh en anigno mesgna. Naw, nat aniy hgh tko favorn`ont tkgnd gt wes e jrgiigent ghoe ta iuro gts mgtgzons ta tko `ast ehhgmtgvo car` ac

fe`jignf ovor mroetoh, jut gt eisa ontgmoh poapio ta piey fa jrado jy fgvgnf ewey croo `anoy ta sponh tkoro. ]a G taad tko $522 tket tko favorn`ont fonorausiy

fevo o enh iovorefoh gt gnta e kunhroh aro. Xkends JM Igjoreis!! Ac maurso, tkoro ero eny poapio aut tkoro wka ero aro teiontoh et hgsmavorgnf unmanvontganei 

saurmos ac cunhgnf...

82]poedgnf ac jaunmors, G `ot e coiiaw iew stuhont wka keh wardoh es ano jocaro stertgnf 5I. Vkgio ko wes et tket laj ko wgtnossoh e ka`gmgho enh wes ietor

sujpaoneoh ta tostgcy es e ster wgtnoss gn e jgf lury trgei. ]poedgnf ac lurgos, ano ac `y car`or miess`etos romogvoh e natgmo car lury huty wkon sko wes gn kor iest

wood ac iew smkaai. Car tunetoiy anmo yau‗ro gn iew smkaai yau kevo e froet oxmuso ta squgr` aut ac yaur atkor mgvgm hutgos. Xkgs eii lust faos ta skaw tket gn yaur

igcotg`o yau men onh up an eny sgho ac t ko maurtraa`...woii, kapocuiiy nat eny sgho (han‗t jo e mrg`gnei, hu``y).

85Xkends car yaur tgps, @gdo!

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G‗` sarry. G‗vo eiroehy taih yau tket yau skauih hovoiap

faah stuhygnf, prajio` saivgnf, tg`o `enefo`ont,

arfengzetgan, toe`ward, ioehorskgp, cgtnoss, samgei, enh

romroetgan sdgiis. Jut tket‗s nat e ma`pioto igst.

G eisa nooh yau ta ward an tkroo `aro ossontgei sdgiis

jocaro yau stert yaur cgrst yoer ac iew smkaai< roehgnf,

wrgtgnf, enh spoedgnf. Xkoso ero tkroo ac tko ast jesgm

jut cunhe`ontei ejgigtgos tket eii faah iewyors skauih

kevo. Enh tko `aro ehvenmoh yaur ejgigtgos ero jy tko

tg`o yau stert 5I, tko jottor acc yau‗ii jo.

(5) Zoehgnf

Iew stuhonts ha e skgtiaeh ac roehgnf. Eii hey ianf,

roehgnf, roehgnf, roehgnf (enh nat lust Lakn Frgske`

navois et tko joemk, tkaufk yau men ha tket taa).

Ano tg`o G skawoh e crgonh gn Ohumetgan ano ac `y

mesojaads, enh sko esdoh wkoro tko pgmturos woro.

Nowsciesk - tkoro ero na pgmturos, dghs.

Haos tko roehgnf stap wkon yau joma`o e summosscui

iewyor1 NA. Xko aniy hgccoronmo gs tket gnstoeh

ac roehgnf tkraufk meso ector meso (yau toii lungar

essamgetos ta ha tkgs enh su``ergzo tko faah anos

car yau), yau roeh tkraufk hamu`ont ector hamu`ont

(usueiiy cgnenmgei anos wgtk iats ac nu`jors) trygnf ta

cgnh orrars ar `gstedos ar hgsmropenmgos tket wgii jonocgt

yaur migont enh sumdor punmk tko appasgnf perty. Ak,

enh yau fot ta mkerfo poapio car tko tg`o tket gt tedos

yau ta ha tkgs.

]a es G‗` suro yau‗ro eiroehy roietgvoiy igtoreto, wket

oxemtiy ha G `oen jy wardgnf an yaur roehgnf sdgiis1Voii, yau wauih jo hagnf yaursoic e cevaur gn wardgnf

an tkoso tkroo espomts<

E. Zoehgnf qugmdiy

Car stertors, yau wgii kevo ta roeh qugmdiy lust ta survgvo

tko I]EX. Ector tket, yau wgii kevo ta roeh qugmdiy

ta doop an tap ac iew essgfn`onts enh ta mre` car

oxe`s8:. Gn y meso, G natgmoh tket y roehgnf spooh

enh ma`prokonsgan g`pravoh netureiiy tkraufkaut

unhorfreh, enh ovon `aro natgmoejiy ector ano yoer

ac iew smkaai. Gt‗s nat ramdot smgonmo ” tko `aro yau

premtgmo, tko cestor yau fot. Jut gc yau wentoh ta

hohgmeto `aro mansmgaus occart gnta g`pravgnf yaur

pemo, mkomd aut tkoso tgps an spooh roehgnf.

J. Zoehgnf merocuiiy

Gt‗s na faah ta roeh igdo e rejjgt gc yau han‗t eisa

iaad et tkgnfs merocuiiy enh unhorstenh wket yau‗ro 

roehgnf. Igttio trgmds igdo unhoriygnf ar kgfkigfktgnf

men koip yau o`pkesgzo doy perts ac e toxt enh

onsuro tket yau fot tko `egn `ossefo(s) cra` gt. Xkodoy gs ta jo ejio ta roeh wgtk ma`pioto emmuremy, sa

tket yau han‗t `gss e ’NAX‐ wkon ano oxgsts gn e

sontonmo, enh mansoquontiy `gsgntorprot tko ontgro

pagnt ac e pgomo ac wrgtgnf.

M. Zoehgnf mrgtgmeiiy

Es yau prafross tkraufk kgfkor ohumetgan, yau wgii

soo tket yau mennat jignhiy emmopt en eutkar‗s warhs.

Gc yau efroo wgtk tket eutkar‗s vgowpagnt, yau skauih

jo ejio ta pravgho roesans wky. Enh gc yau hgsefroo,

yau skauih jo ejio ta ertgmuieto tko prajio`(s) wgtk

tko eutkar‗s pasgtgan, es woii es suffostgans car e

`aro roesanejio ar iafgmei porspomtgvo an tket gssuo.

Wau wgii mantgnuo ta hovoiap tkgs sdgii ac mrgtgmei

roehgnf tkraufkaut iew smkaai, wkoro yau `ey ovon

ioern (gc yau‗ro iumdy enh kevo e froet prac 8=) tket

 luhf`onts ac tko ]upro`o Maurt ac Menehe enh ovon

ac tko Mkgoc Lustgmo men jo es ciewoh es enytkgnf oiso.

(:) Vrgtgnf

Xko aniy tkgnf es g`partent es roehgnf woii gs wrgtgnf

woii. Xa eppiy ta iew smkaai yau wgii nooh ta ma`pioto

e wrgtton somtgan an tko I]EX (wkgmk tko poapio

homghgnf yaur cuturo ey ar ey nat roeh), enh suj`gt e

porsanei steto`ont (wkgmk tkaso se`o poapio wgii ast

igdoiy roeh). Xa joma`o e iewyor yau wgii wrgto oxe`s

(nowsciesk< tkoy‗ro nat `uitgpio mkagmo, dghs), osseys

:.= Xkroo Doy ]dgiis car Waur Xaaijax

8:G dnaw tket G eiroehy taih yau nat ta mre` car oxe`s, jut G kevo e cooignf tket sa`o ac yau wgii st gii ha gt. Gn cemt, y kgfkost iew smkaai freho me`o ector e ngfkt ac

gntonso mre``gnf (pius ‛stross roigoc‗ gn tko car` ac e cow raunhs wgtk sa`oano vor y ettremt gvo enh suppasohiy unevegiejio - aaps). Enywey, gt wes car Otkgms miess,

wkgmk G fuoss yau men‗t roeiiy st uhy car tket umk gn eny ovont. Wau ogtkor kevo tko` ar yau han‗t, rgfkt1.

8=Gc yau onh up fagnf ta _JM Iew, G kgfkiy roma``onh tedgnf tko Ejargfgnei Iew miess wgtk Rracossar H.L. ]ko‗ii dgmd yaur ess enh tkgnd yau‗ro eii siemdors ma`peroh

ta _ ac X dghs, jut y au‗ii tkend kor car gt.

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enh pepors, maurt suj`gssgans (erfu`onts), pioehgnfs

(car`ei maurt hamu`onts, sumk es tkaso usoh ta stert e

iewsugt), cemtu`s (iofei suj`gssgans usoh et tko Maurt

ac Eppoei enh ]upro`o Maurt ac Menehe iovois), enh

dgmd-ess rosu`os enh mavor iottors.

Ano ac tko vory jost tkgnfs yau men ha car yaursoic ta

pu`p up yaur mkenmos ac summoohgnf et unhorfreh +

iew smkaai + iewyorgnf gs ta g`pravo yaur wrgtgnf. Jo

wernoh tket gt tedos e iat ac tg`o + onorfy + petgonmo ta

ioern kaw ta wrgto woii. Jut yau men eiweys fot jottor

et gt, enh gt eiweys peys acc ta ha sa.

Car stertors, G suffost tket yau manmontreto an tkoso

tkroo espomts<

E. Vrgtgnf gn e woii-arfengzoh `ennor

Xkgs `oens tket yaur pgomo ac wrgtgnf skauih kevo e

iafgmei ciaw cra` jofgnngnf ta onh. Xkoro skauih jo

tapgm sontonmos ta gntrahumo perefrepks, enh s`aatk

trensgtgans jotwoon perefrepks. Gn skart, tko `aro

arfengzoh yaur wrgtgnf gs, tko `aro oesgiy yau men

manvoy yaur `ossefo. Enh fottgnf yaur `ossefo

emrass iauh enh mioer (g.o. XKGND MEZOC_IIW JOCAZO

FAGNF XA IEV ]MKAAI) gs eiweys tko uitg`eto faei

ac wrgtgnf.

J. Vrgtgnf manmgsoiy

Iewyors usoh ta jo pegh jy tko warh, wkgmk koips

oxpiegn wky gt‗s noeriy g`passgjio ta unhorstenh sa`o

aihon hey mantremts (ar ovon sa`o `ahorn anos). Jut

wrgtgnf gn ionftky iofeioso gs nat roma``onhoh gc yau

went poapio ta emtueiiy dnaw wket tko koii yau‗ro

teidgnf ejaut. _ncartunetoiy, wrgtgnf manmgsoiy gs vory mkeiionfgnf. Es @erd Xwegn segh, ’G hghn‗t kevo tg`o ta

wrgto e skart iottor, sa G wrato e ianf ano gnstoeh.‐

M. Vrgtgnf gn piegn ienfuefo

Gn manlunmtgan wgtk tko ejavo, yau skauih strgvo

ta uso ienfuefo tket tko evorefo porsan (ede yaur

cuturo migonts) men unhorstenh. Xkgs gs nat tko se`o es

‛hu`jgnf hawn‗ yaur wrgtgnf ar aniy usgnf tko `ast

jesgm sontonmos. Vket tkgs haos `oen gs tket gc yau

ero mkaasgnf jotwoon e ma`pigmetoh ar gncroquontiy

usoh warh, enh e sg`pior pkreso tket merrgos tko se`o

`oengnf, tkon yau aufkt ta mkaaso tko `aro ma``an

wey ac stetgnf tkgnfs. Car `aro ehvgmo, kevo e iaad et

tkgs Menehgen Jer Essamgetgan Rremtgmo Ignd ertgmio.

Vkotkor yaur unhorfreh gs gn Onfigsk ar Onfgnoorgnf,

G mennat o`pkesgzo onaufk tko g`partenmo ac

mantgnueiiy premtgmgnf yaur wrgtgnf. Xko miessgm jaad ta

koip wrgtors aut gs ]trumd enh Vkgto‗s Xko Oio`onts ac  

]tyio , tkaufk G usoh Vgiige`s enh Nehoi‗s ]tyio< Xon 

Iossans gn Miergty Enh Fremo  gn ano ac `y unhorfreh

miessos. G‗h onmaurefo yau ta pgmd ano ar tko atkor

ta ward tkraufk, enh hohgmeto roei tg`o enh occart ta

`estorgnf tko wrgtton warh es `umk es yau‗ro ejio

ta. (Enh koro‗s e qugmd tgp gc yau ovor kevo e wrgtgnf

essgfn`ont enh cgnh tko jiend wkgto pefo an yaur

smroon ta jo cumdgnf gntg`ghetgnf< stert cgiignf gn tko tgtio

enh koehgnfs. Lust kevgnf tko pefo jradon hawn gnta

s`eiior ma`panonts men `edo tko wkaio tkgnf e iat

ioss smery enh e iat `aro wrgtoejio).

(=) ]poedgnf

Ano `aro nowsciesk car yau< ovon gc yau novor pien ta

jo e maurtraa` iewyor (g.o. e jerrgstor ar igtgfetar), enh

wauih retkor sponh eii yaur tg`o hrectgnf `etorgeis (g.o.

e saigmgtar), yau wgii kevo ta ha et ioest sa`o pujigm

spoedgnf gn arhor ta `edo gt tkraufk iew smkaai enh

queigcy es e iewyor. Vkotkor gt‗s prosontgnf e meso ar

Raworpagnt homd gn miess, ar pertgmgpetgnf gn e ohgetgan

oxormgso, yau wgii kevo ta spoed up et sa`o pagnt. Jut

gc gt‗s eny ma`cart, dnaw tket coer ac pujigm spoedgnf gs

e retkor ma``an eccigmtgan enh men jo manquoroh. ]a

gc yau‗ro nat canh ac teidgnf gn crant ac atkors, G suffost

tket yau stert wardgnf et gt sa tket jy tko tg`o yau errgvo

gn iew smkaai, yau men et ioest survgvo, gc nat onlay, yaur

pujigm spoedgnf appartungtgos. Koro ero tkroo tkgnfs ta

ward an<

E. ]poedgnf ta yaur terfot euhgonmo

Es wgtk wrgtton ma``ungmetgan, yau skauih eiweys

kevo yaur euhgonmo gn `gnh wkon yau‗ro spoedgnf,

enh tegiar yaur prosontetgan ta tket spomgcgm porsan

ar fraup. ]g`piy put, yau wgii nat teid gn tko se`o

wey gn hgccoront mgrmu`stenmos. Car oxe`pio, wkon

ioehgnf e miess hgsmussgan, yau wgii went ta gncar`

yaur maiioefuos ac roiovent gncar`etgan wkgio eisa

onmaurefgnf pertgmgpetgan enh apgngans cra` atkors.

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@oenwkgio, wkon porcar`gnf gn e `aat (`amd

maurt), yau wgii went ta porsueho tko luhfos ta efroo

wgtk yaur iofei erfu`ont jy prosontgnf gt gn e `aro

carmocui enh iafgmei `ennor. Xko doy ta e summosscui

prosontetgan gs ta novor carfot wka yaur euhgonmo gs,enh wket g`pemt yau went ta kevo an tko`.

J. ]poedgnf mancghontiy enh porsuesgvoiy

E `elar hgccoronmo jotwoon wrgtton enh arei

ma``ungmetgan gs tket wkon spoedgnf eiauh, tko

warhs tko`soivos skero e spatigfkt wgtk tko rost ac

yaur prosontetgan. Xket gs ta sey tket yaur tano ac

vagmo, jahy ienfuefo, enh avoreii prosonmo ero lust

es mrgtgmei ta en occomtgvo porcar`enmo es tko emtuei

perefrepks. ]a gn arhor ta jo e jo e porsuesgvo

spoedor, yau nooh ta `edo suro tket eii ac yaur

vorjei enh nan-vorjei ma``ungmetgan gs toiignf yaur

euhgonmo tko se`o tkgnf< tket yau dnaw wket yau‗ro

teidgnf ejaut, enh tket tkoy skauih ro`o`jor wket

yau‗ro seygnf. Koro‗s enatkor MJE Rremtgmo Ignd 

ertgmio ta koip yau fot stertoh.

M. ]poedgnf wgtk gntontgan

Vkonovor yau `edo e pujigm spoomk, yau went

ta mroeto sa`o sart ac o`atganei g`pemt an yaur

euhgonmo. Ha yau went tko` ta jo ecregh ac wket

yau‗ro seygnf1 Ha yau went tko` ta jo gnspgroh1]kauih tkoy cooi eske`oh jy yaur warhs1 Ar `eyjo

o`paworoh1 Eiweys try ta kevo gn gnh tko gntonhoh

occomt tket yau went ta kevo an tko gnhgvghueis wka

ero gn tko raa` wgtk yau. Wau went tko` ta fa cra`

 lust koergnf wket yau‗ro seygnf, ta roeiiy igstongnf.

Novor unhorostg`eto tko pawor ac e froet spoomk ”

sumk es tkgs ano, tkgs ano, ar tkgs ano.

Hoer roehors, G epaiafgzo car puttgnf sa `umk an yaur

pietos, enh car passgjiy `edgnf yau tkgnd tket yau nooh

ta jo supor-ku`en enh jeienmo e jgiigan tkgnfs et anmo

ta propero car iew smkaai. Jut G essuro yau tket yau

han‗t nooh ta jo e rajat - yau lust nooh ta jo s`ert enh

ward kerh enh joigovo gn yaursoic  enh eii tket lezz. Enh

G essuro yau tket gc yau camus an yaur roehgnf, wrgtgnf,

enh spoedgnf ejgigtgos, yau wgii nat rofrot gt.

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Jomeuso G went ta jo es tkaraufk es passgjio, koro

ero e cow `aro tkaufkts an wket yau men ha gn yaur

unhorfreh yoers ta sot yaursoic up car summoss gn iew

smkaai enh joyanh<

(5) Mansghor ma`piotgnf tko Kanaurs prafre`

gn yaur eroe ac gntorost

Kevgnf argfgneiiy hojetoh wkotkor G skauih onraii gn tko

Kanaurs Rsymkaiafy prafre` et tko _ ac E, G e` vory

fieh naw tket G hgh. Eitkaufk ovory prafre` gs hgccoront,

`gno accoroh en gnmrohgjiy usocui so`gner wkoro G

ioernoh ta wrgto occomtgvoiy, piey ngmoiy wgtk atkors,

enh oxormgso `y mrgtgmei tkgndgnf sdgiis. Curtkor`aro, Gfegnoh veiuejio rosoermk enh iej oxporgonmo tket ioh

ta e prgntoh enh jaunh tkosgs88. Eii gn eii G han‗t tkgnd G

semrgcgmoh enytkgnf wkon G mkaso ta tedo tko Kanaurs

rauto, enh gn cemt jonocgtoh e iat gn hagnf sa.

(:) Vkotkor yau ero gn Kanaurs ar nat, fegn

sa`o rosoermk oxporgonmo

Es e iew stuhont enh es e iewyor, yau wgii jo hagnf

e IAX ac rosoermk usgnf sgtos sumk es menigg.arf.

]a`otg`os yau wgii nooh ta ioern ejaut e now ar ngmkoeroe ac iew, enh atkor tg`os yau wgii jo trygnf ta maiiomt

e faah se`pignf ac mesos tket suppart e iofei erfu`ont

yau kapo ta `edo. Emmarhgnfiy, gt‗s faah ta stert

hovoiapgnf yaur rosoermk tomkngquos gn unhorfreh, sa

tket yau‗ro ce`giger wgtk kaw ta cgnh enh su``ergzo

roiovent gncar`etgan (usgnf anigno taais), enh kaw ta

eppraprgetoiy eppiy tket dnawiohfo ta tko prajio` et

kenh.

Anmo yau‗ro gn iew smkaai, kevgnf e saigh rosoermk

jemdfraunh men eisa `edo yau oigfgjio car pert-tg`o

 lajs. @eny iew pracossars wgii kgro stuhonts tkraufkaut

tko yoer ta essgst wgtk tkogr pralomts, wkgmk men jonocgt

yaur jend emmaunt, yaur mrohontgeis, enh ovon yaur ofa

gc yaur ward onhs up jognf pujigskoh gn sa`o car`.

(=) Ajtegn et ioest twa rocoronmo iottors cra`

yaur ungvorsgty pracossars jocaro yaur iest

yoer

Gt men jo to`ptgnf ta fa tkraufk yaur wkaio ungvorsgty

oxporgonmo es en enany`aus stuhont, novor spoedgnf

up gn miess ar puttgnf gn aro occart tken roqugroh ta fot

yaur ejavo-tko-murvo freho. Jut gn arhor ta ovon eppiy

ta mortegn iew smkaais, yau wgii nooh ta suj`gt iottors ac

roma``onhetgan cra` yaur pracossars. Xkgs oens tket

gt‗s nat faah onaufk lust ta ha woii gn miess. Wau kevo

ta oern tap `erds ENH `edo e pasgtgvo g`prossgan

an yaur gnstrumtar sumk tket ko ar sko wgii wrgto yau e

fonugno enh gn-hoptk rocoronmo.

]a kaw men yau fot ta dnaw e prac woii onaufk ta

fot e faihon tgmdot1 Ano wey gs ta mkaaso roeiiy s`eii

miessos, sumk es songar-iovoi so`gners, wkoro yau‗ii jo

carmoh ta pertgmgpeto gn enh ovon ioeh miess hgsmussgans.Enatkor `otkah gs ta tedo miessos wkoro yau kevo

ta wrgto sovorei pepors, sa tket yau men hgsmuss yaur

ghoes enh prafross wgtk yaur gnstrumtar tkraufkaut

tko so`ostor, enh tkon suj`gt dgiior osseys wartky ac

fiawgnf pregso. E tkgrh aptgan gs ta vaiuntoor ar ward

et e pracossar‗s iej, sa tket ko ar sko men hosmrgjo tko

ewosa`o mantrgjutgans yau eho ta tko rosoermk toe`.

Na `ettor kaw yau ha gt (gnmiuhgnf gc yau lust piegn

nooh ta sumd up ta sa`oano enh ettonh ovory spomgei

iunmk iomturo ko ar sko kasts), ro`o`jor ta fot et ioest

twa iottors jocaro yau stert eppiygnf car smkaais. Car

sa`o aro ehvgmo an fottgnf wket yau nooh, migmd koro.

8) Joma`o pracgmgont gn enatkor ienfuefo

Xko warih gn fonorei gs joma`gnf gnmroesgnfiy

gntormannomtoh, mrass-muiturei, enh `uitg-ignfuei. Enh

gn tko iofei roei`, yau wgii eiweys jonocgt cra` jognf

ejio ta spoed enh/ar wrgto gn enatkor ienfuefo. Car

gnstenmo, yau wgii jo ejio ta igst tket ienfuefo sdgii anyaur rosu`os enh laj eppigmetgans (wkgmk men fot yau

rgfkt tkraufk tko haar ac sa`o iew cgr`s), enh yau wgii

jo ejio ta essgst yaur migonts gn tket ienfuefo (wkgmk

men apon yau up ta e `umk jraehor migont jeso).

Curtkor`aro, gc yau ero pracgmgont gn Cronmk (igdo tkgs 

huho), yau `ey fgvo yaursoic tko mkenmo ta miord car

e Lustgmo an tko ]upro`o Maurt ac Menehe, ar ward

gn Attewe gn e favorn`ont pasgtgan. Car sa`o tgps an

kaw ta ioern e now ienfuefo gn 72 heys, migmd koro.

:.8 ]gx Janus Xgps (Et Na Ehhgtganei Mkerfo!)

88E tkosgs tket G st gii doop e mapy ac, enh edo now jaycrgonhs enh fgricrgonhs roeh ta pravo tkogr gntorost gn o 4).

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]a`otg`os, yau hghn‗t ovon kevo ta jo tket pracgmgont

gn tko atkor ienfuefo. Car oxe`pio, wkgio G e` e

Menehgen-jarn Mkgnoso, G‗` o`jerressoh ta eh`gt tket

`y Mentanoso sdgiis ero sujper. Jut gn 5I G wes piemoh

wgtk e Mentanoso-spoedgnf iofei migngm nanotkoioss,enh onhoh up pravghgnf essgstenmo ta e nu`jor ac

migonts wka wauih nat kevo joon ejio ta unhorstenh e

puroiy Onfigsk-spoedgnf iew stuhont.

(?) Fa trevoiignf

@y jgffost rofrot cra` `y unhorfreh yoers wes tket

josghos e trgp ta @eug (en ejsaiutoiy joeutgcui piemo

tket G‗h roma``onh ta enyano, ospomgeiiy enyano wka

wents ta jgdo hawn e vaimena), G hghn‗t onh up hagnf

eny gntornetganei trevoiignf. Enh naw tket G kevo keh

cow e cow appartungtgos ta soo atkor perts ac tko warih

(spomgcgmeiiy Maste Zgme hurgnf Zoehgnf Vood gn 5I ta

sevo sa`o jejy soe turtios, enh Ourapo gn tko `antk

ector G frehuetoh cra` iew smkaai ta gnfost e iat ac joor), G

roeiiy wgsk tket G keh joon `aro praemtgvo ejaut sottgnf

esgho tg`o enh `anoy ta gnvost gn ioerngnf ejaut atkor

mauntrgos enh muituros.

Vket gs gt ejaut trevoiignf tket `edos gt sa spomgei enh

ma`poiignf car e froet `eny nu`jor ac poapio1 Voii,

atkors wgtk `umk `aro oxtonsgvo oxporgonmo men teid

ejaut gt `aro oiaquontiy tken G men, sa koro ero e cow

warhs car yaur mansghoretgan< ’An Xedgnf Zgsds, Ianf-

Xor` Xrevoi enh Cgnhgnf Waur Retk gn Igco ‐ jy Lahg ac

Iofei Na`ehs, enh ’58 Sory ]kart ]targos ac Kaw  

Varih Xrevoi @eho @o En Ontropronour ‐ jy ]matt ac

Igvo Waur Iofonh.

(3) Zo`o`jor tket ovory oxporgonmo gs eioerngnf oxporgonmo

Vkon yau‗ro gn unhorfreh, yau han‗t nooh ta warry

taa `umk ejaut wardgnf ar vaiuntoorgnf et iew-roietoh

pasgtgans (tkaufk gt men jo koipcui, ac maurso, gc yau

ha fegn sa`o ac tket oxporgonmo). Gc yau onh up fagnf

gnta e LH prafre`, yau‗ii jo g``orsoh gn e iew jujjio

car et ioest tkroo yoers, enh porkeps tko rost ac yaur

igco, sa lust doop tket gn `gnh jocaro yau sponh eii yaur

oiomtgvos an mrg`gnaiafy maursos.

Kawovor, yau skauih jo ejio ta vgow ovory oxporgonmo

es ano tket koips yau propero car jognf e iew stuhont

enh iewyor. Koro‗s ano oxe`pio< G romontiy vaiuntooroh

ta koip sot up car e cunhregsgnf hgnnor wkoro roeiiy

woeitky poapio (gnmiuhgnf iamei enh gntornetganei

moiojrgtgos) pegh avor $:,222 e soet. @y tesds gnmiuhoh

sottgnf tejios, merrygnf koevy-ess montropgomos cra`

ano iametgan ta enatkor, enh wgpgnf tko curngturo jy tko(kufo, koetoh, farfoaus) paai. Koro‗s wket G ioernoh

tket hey<

E. Hotegis ettor. Gc yau put aut tko wranf typo ac wgno

fiessos et oemk tejio, tkon yau jottor maiiomt eii tko

gnmarromt anos enh ropiemo tko` wgtk tko prapor

sots. Enh han‗t carfot ejaut errenfgnf tko `uitgpio

dgnhs ac dngvos gn tko rgfkt arhor!

J. Xoe`ward gs doy. Gc yau oemk merry aut tko tesds

yau‗ro essgfnoh, enh tkon mkgp gn ta koip atkors

wkon yau‗ro cgngskoh wgtk yaur rospansgjgigtgos, tkon

tko ward fots hano cestor, ovoryano kes `aro cun,

enh yau eii fot ta fa ka`o oerigor.

M. Iewyors ha nat ruio tko warih. Vkon yau roeigzo

tket sa`o poapio men eccarh ta haneto e cow frenh

 lust ta oet hgnnor enh mansu`o jaazo avor ano

ovongnf, yau ro`o`jor tket tkoro‗s e wkaio now

iovoi ac woeitk enh igcostyio joyanh wket iewyors

men fonoreiiy eccarh. Gn atkor warhs, lajs igdo tkgs

ano men doop yau ku`jio, enh e igttio ku`gigty faos

e ianf wey.

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Zo`o`jor kaw G taih yau tket yau jottor kevo e faah

FRE gn unhorfreh, jomeuso yau‗ii dgii yaur mkenmos ac

fottgnf gnta iew smkaai gc yau han‗t1 Voii, tket‗s `astiy

truo. Wau skauih oern faah frehos sa tket yau men kevo

e vory ma`potgtgvo eppigmetgan (huk). Jut, tkoro ero

sa`o weys eraunh e jeh FRE. Eii kapo gs nat iast.

(5) Rgmd enh mkaasoXko cgrst wey gs jugit gnta tko iew smkaai eppigmetgan

pramoss. ]a`o iew smkaais lust han‗t iaad et yaur ontgro

MKERXOZ =<EMGNF XKO EH@G]]GAN] RZAMO]]

unhorfreh romarh, ar tkoy wgii euta`etgmeiiy hrap

sa`o ac yaur warst mrohgts. ]a gc yau kevo e skgtty sot

ac `erds, G suffost eppiygnf ta tko smkaais tket han‗t

mansghor yaur ontgro romarh, enh smkaais tket kevo e

`aro kaigstgm eh`gssgans pramoss (gc yau kevo faah

ward enh vaiuntoor enh igco oxporgonmo). Koro‗s tko

smaap<

_ngvorsgtyTNe`o ac Iew ]mkaaiP

KaigstgmEh`gssganRramoss1

Meimuietgan ac FRE

Xka`psan Zgvors _ngvorsgty Nat spomgcgoh anigno.

_ngvorsgty ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge

Car eppigments wka eppiy gn tkogr cgnei yoer ac unhorfreh, tkaso frehos wgii nat jo gnmiuhoh gn tko

FRE meimuietgan. Car eppigments wgtk e caur-yoer hofroo, tkon 5: ac tko warst mrohgts ero oxmiuhoh.

Car eppigments gn tkogr tkgrh yoer ac unhorfreh, tkon 3 ac tko warst mrohgts ero oxmiuhoh.

_ngvorsgty ac Sgmtarge   Car en eppigment wgtk e caur-yoer hofroo, tkon ogtkor tkroo cuii-yoer maursos ar sgx tor` maursos (ar

e ma`jgnetgan ac tko twa) wgii jo oig`gnetoh cra` tko FRE meimuietgan.

_ngvorsgty ac Eijorte   Xko FRE gs fonoreiiy hotor`gnoh jy rocoronmo ta tko eppigment ‗s ast romont 32 ungts/mrohgts

(oqugveiont ta 52 cuii maursos ar :2 keic maursos).

_ngvorsgty ac Meifery Wos Xko FRE gs fonoreiiy jesoh an tko eppigment‗s iest :2 keic maursos ar 32 mrohgts.

_ngvorsgty ac ]esdetmkowen   Xko FRE gs meimuietoh jesoh an tko jost twa cuii yoers ac tko eppigment ‗s unhorfrehueto stuhy.

_ngvorsgty ac @engtaje TZajsan

KeiiP

Vkon en eppigment kes oernoh 72-525 mrohgts, 5; ac tko warst ero hrappoh4 wkon 52:-55= mrohgts

ero oernoh, :8 ac tko warst ero hrappoh4 wkon 558+ mrohgts ero oernoh, =2 ac tko warst ero hrappoh.

Uuoon‗s _ngvorsgty Wos Nat spomgcgoh anigno.

_ngvorsgty ac Attewe   Nat spomgcgoh anigno.

_ngvorsgty ac Xaranta   Xko FRE gs meimuietoh cra` tko jost tkroo yoers ac unhorfrehueto stuhy.

_ngvorsgty ac Vostorn Anterga   Eii frehos ero iaadoh et, jut tko camus gs an tko iest twa yoers ac stuhy.

_ngvorsgty ac Vgnhsar   Wos Nat spomgcgoh anigno.

Ward _ngvorsgty TAsfaaho KeiiP   Wos Eppigments ero gngtgeiiy essossoh jesoh an tkogr jost twa yoers ac unhorfrehueto stuhy.

@mFgii _ngvorsgty   Wos Xko FRE jesoh an eii yoers ac stuhy.

_ngvorsgty ac Now Jrunswgmd

Gc tko eppigment kes ma`piotoh tkroo yoers (ar oqugveiont), tko iawost 5?% ac tko frehos ero

oxmiuhoh cra` tko meimuietgan ac tko eppigment‗s ro-meimuietoh FRE4 gc tko eppigment kes ma`piotoh

caur ar `aro yoers (ar oqugveiont), tko iawost :?% ero oxmiuhoh4 gc en eppigment gs murrontiy gn tkogrcgnei yoer ac e caur yoer hofroo prafre`, tko iawost :?% wgii jo oxmiuhoh.

Heikausgo _ngvorsgty

T]mkuigmk ]mkaaiPNat spomgcgoh anigno.

=.5 @y FRE ]umds, E` G ]mrowoh1

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(:) Oxpiegn ewey yaur FRE

E somanh wey ta ehhross e paar trensmrgpt gs ta pravgho

en oxpienetgan car gt gn yaur eppigmetgan `etorgeis. ]a`o

smkaais spomgcgmeiiy gnmiuho e somtgan gn tkogr eppigmetgan

car`s ta esd yau ta hosmrgjo eny ‛spomgei mgrmu`stenmos‗tket tkoy aufkt ta tedo gnta mansghoretgan. Gc yau

went ta uso tkgs appartungty ta oxpiegn ewey torrgjio

frehos, tkon try ta camus an tko caiiawgnf< tko iaw

frehos woro huo ta sa`o oxtrearhgnery enh to`parery

mgrmu`stenmos4 enh yau‗vo ioernoh e iat cra` yaur prgar

`gstedos (oxpiegn wket yau ioernoh) enh ero naw roehy

ta ma``gt ta jognf en oxmoptganei stuhont (ovon jottor

gc yau men pagnt aut g`pravo`onts yaur FRE gn tko

iettor pert ac yaur unhorfreh trensmrgpt, ar pagnt autsa`o g`prossgvo maurso frehos).

(=) _so yaur ‛hgsmrotgan‗

E tkgrh aptgan gs ta apt aut ac tko ‛Zofuier‗ eppigment

metofary, enh eppiy unhor e smkaai‗s hgsmrotganery

ar spomgei mgrmu`stenmos metofary gnstoeh. Fonoreiiy

spoedgnf, eppiygnf unhor e hgsmrotganery metofary

`oens tket menhghetos wgii jo essossoh joyanh tkogr

FRE enh I]EX smaros, enh wgii jo pravghoh wgtk e aro

oxpensgvo appartungty ta hosmrgjo tkogr jemdfraunhs.Xko hawnsgho gs tket nat ovoryano queigcgos ta eppiy

unhor e spomgei metofary. Gc yau‗ro mansghorgnf tkgs petk,

G wauih suffost meiignf tko Eh`gssgans hopert`onts et

tko smkaais yau‗ro gntorostoh gn, enh teidgnf ta tko`

ejaut wkotkor yau queigcy car spomgei mansghoretgan.

(8) Gc eii oiso cegis, try efegn

Gc yaur FRE gs tko aniy tkgnf provontgnf yau cra` jognf

eh`gttoh, tkon yau `gfkt lust kevo ta tedo e cow `aro

yoers ac maursoward ta jaast yaur romarh. G‗h jo vory

merocui jocaro pursugnf tkgs `otkah, es yau‗h kevo ta

jo suro tket tko iew smkaais wauih mansghor tko oxtre

maursos wkon meimuietgnf yaur FRE. ]a `edo suro yau

mkomd wgtk Eh`gssgans poapio jocaro yau gnvost gn

`aro yoers ac unhorfreh ward.

Jut koro‗s y twa-monts, enh tkgs gs wkoro tko ‛jruteiiy

kanost‗ partgan ac `y jaad ma`os gnta piey< Gc yau‗vo

joon unsummosscui gn twa ar aro iew smkaai eppigmetgan

mymios, tkon G suffost tket yau `avo an wgtk yaur igco.

Iew smkaai gtsoic gs e ianf enh mkeiionfgnf laurnoy, enh

gc yau‗ro nat ejio ta `edo gt tkraufk tko cgrst tkroskaih,

tkon tko ungvorso gs prajejiy sonhgnf yau e sgfnei ta ha

sa`otkgnf oiso.

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G ketoh tko Iew ]mkaai Eh`gssgan Xost.

 Lust dghhgnf! G hghn‗t `gnh gt enh ovon dgnh ac onlayoh

propergnf car gt8?. Jut car `eny poapio wka went tafa ta iew smkaai, tko I]EX joma`os tko jeno ac tkogr

oxgstonmo car woods...`antks...ovon yoers (ufk!). Gt‗s

eiweys e`usgnf (ta `o, et ioest) ta soo espgrgnf iew

stuhonts aut enh ejaut gn pujigm wgtk `essgvo I]EX

wardjaads unhor tkogr er`s, kufo mups ac maccoo gn

tkogr kenhs, enh tko se`o `gsorejio iaad an tkogr cemos.

Jut dghhgnf esgho, gt‗s ossontgei tket yau ZAMD tko I]EX,

ar MZ_]K gt, ar HO]XZAW gt - uso wketovor warhs wgii

`atgveto yau ta fot tko kgfkost passgjio `erd. Car `eny

Menehgen iew smkaais, tko I]EX maunts car protty `umk

?2% ac tko eh`gssgan mrgtorge. Xket `oens tket ovon gc

yau hgh ovorytkgnf porcomtiy gn unhorfreh, yau mauih

roeiiy mast yaursoic tko appartungty ta fa ta iew smkaai

gc yau `oss up an tkgs tost. Xket‗s tko jeh pert.

Xko faah pert gs tket yau men ioern kaw ta wrgto tko

I]EX occomtgvoiy, enh tket yau men premtgmo enh emtueiiy

g`pravo yaur rosuits gn gt. Jut igdo enytkgnf oiso, gt tedos

faah pienngnf, kerh ward, hgsmgpigno, enh hohgmetgan.

Gn tko noxt somtgan G‗` fagnf ta gntrahumo sa`o hgccoront

weys ta stuhy. Jut cgrst, koro ero caur qugmd tgps ejaut tkgs

qugrdy tost wkoro yau kevo ta hrew hgefre`s enh roeh

quoor cemt pettorns enh onh up wgtk e smaro jotwoon

5:2 enh 5;2 (ar jotwoon 5st ta 77tk pormontgio, enh

yau hocgngtoiy han‗t went ta jo cgrst)<

E. Gt‗s eii ejaut `enefgnf tg`o

]a`oano anmo taih `o tket fgvon en unig`gtoh

e`aunt ac tg`o, ei`ast enyano mauih porcar` woii

an tko I]EX. G joigovo tkgs. Xko quostgans tko`soivos

ero iafgmei enh cgfuro-autejio, enh ero NAX oent ta

trgmd yau, oxemtiy. Vket `edos tko I]EX mkeiionfgnf

gs tket yau ero aniy fgvon e skart tg`ocre`o ta

ma`pioto oemk somtgan. ]pomgcgmeiiy, wgtk ejaut :8-

:6 quostgans gn oemk somtgan enh e =?-`gnuto ig`gt,

yau kevo ioss tken 5.? `gnutos por quostgan. Enh

tkaso ;2-sa`o somanhs men lust ciy jy ” ospomgeiiy gc

yau‗ro pengmdgnf.

J. Ovory quostgan gs wartk 5 `erd

Xkgs gs g`partent ta doop gn `gnh jomeuso sa`o

ac tko I]EX quostgans ero gnkorontiy `aro hgccgmuittken atkors. Jofgnnors `ey jo to`ptoh ta sponh

wey taa `umk tg`o trygnf ta saivo tko mancusgnf ar

ma`pigmetoh quostgans, enh tkorocaro ioevo jokgnh

quostgans et tko onh ac tko tost tket mauih kevo joon

`aro oesgiy ensworoh. Xko atkor tgp G kevo gs tket

na `ettor wket, cgngsk tko tost ” ovon gc yau kevo ta

fuoss et enswors.

M. ’Iafgmei roesangnf‐ `edos up keic tko tost

Xkoro ero caur somtgans tket ero wartk `erds an tko

I]EX - ano Zoehgnf Ma`prokonsgan  somtgan, ano

Iafgm Fe`os  (ede Eneiytgmei Zoesangnf) somtgan,

enh twa Iafgmei Zoesangnf  somtgans. Mansoquontiy,

unioss yau `estor tko ejgigty ta praporiy enswor

iafgmei roesangnf quostgans, yau‗ro smrowoh. ]a

hovato tko tg`o enh onorfy ta ioerngnf tko otkahs,

ruios, car`uies, hgefre`s, otm. tket wgii koip yau emo

tkoso somtgans.

H.Wau men hocgngtoiy g`pravo wgtk premtgmo

_nioss yau stert acc smargnf oxtro`oiy kgfk an yaur

premtgmo runs, yau skauih jo ejio ta g`pravo yaur

I]EX rosuits wgtk hgigfont premtgmo. Gc yau put gn tko

occart ta ioern kaw ta qugmdiy enh praporiy sdotmk

tko Iafgm Fe`os, qugmdiy enh ghontgcy tko typo ac

Iafgmei Zoesangnf quostgan jognf esdoh, enh qugmdiy

enh praporiy cgnh tko doy warhs gn tko Zoehgnf

Ma`prokonsgan quostgans, yau‗ii jo woii an yaur

wey ta jaastgnf yaur `erd.

=.: Gntrahumgnf Xket Cumdgnf I]EX

8?]arry ta jo sumk e food.

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Xkoro gs na ‛rgfkt‗ wey ta stuhy car tko I]EX.

]a`o poapio wrgto tko tost an e wkg` wgtk jeroiy

eny properetgan, enh smaro ejavo tko 7?tk pormontgio.Kawovor, tkoso ero igdoiy tko se`o typo ac poapio wkaeisa emoh tko @MEX tket se`o su``or enh uitg`etoiyhomgho ta fa ta oh smkaai, ar ha e lagnt LH/@H hofroo.Na jgf hoei83.

Fottgnf jemd ta us rofuier caids, tkaufk, sa`o poapiostuhy an tkogr awn enh ha lust cgno. Atkors procor ta tedoe maurso ta jonocgt cra` tko gnstrumtgan enh miessraa`strumturo. Gt eii hoponhs an kaw yau ioern jost, kaw`umk soic-hgsmgpigno yau kevo, enh kaw `umk yau meneccarh ta sponh an yaur I]EX prop.

(5) ]oic-]tuhygnfG properoh an `y awn car e nu`jor ac roesans. Cgrstiy,G keh tedon sovorei premtgmo I]EXs enh smaroh lust kgfkonaufk an tko` tket G hghn‗t cooi tket tedgnf e propmaurso wauih sgfngcgmentiy regso `y rosuits. ]omanhiy, Gmauihn‗t eccarh tko tg`o ar `anotery mast ac miessraa`gnstrumtgan. Enh tkgrhiy, es G `ontganoh jocaro, G dgnheonlayoh tko oxporgonmo ac propergnf car tko tost sa Gwes protty `atgvetoh gn `y stuhygnf.

Gc yau went ta try tko soic-stuhy rauto, G accor tkgs ‛Hgeno

Nken I]EX Rien‗86<

5. Et ioest tkroo antks jocaro yau pien ta wrgto tko I]EX(procorejiy oerigor gn meso yau kevo e ‛ceiso stert‗ enhhan‗t roeiiy fot gnta stuhy `aho ovon tkaufk yau‗votaih ovoryano tket yau went ta fa ta iew smkaai), jofgnioerngnf ejaut tko hgccoront typos ac quostgans usgnfcroo ZOEI se`pio quostgans.

:. Anmo yau‗ro ce`giger wgtk tko hgccoront typos acquostgans, trygnf wrgtgnf tko cuii-ionftk se`pio oxe` (tko aniy ano evegiejio croo enywkoro an tko wkaiowgho woj soo`s ta jo Luno :226) unhor tost-igdo

manhgtgans (g.o. fgvo yaursoic tko prapor tg`o ig`gts enhhan‗t tedo ianf jroeds gn jotwoon tko somtgans). Ectorwrgtgnf tko se`pio tost, cgfuro aut yaur smaro enh iaadtkraufk ovory enswor enh oxpienetgan ta soo kaw woiiyau hgh, enh wket dgnhs ac quostgans yau‗ro eiroehyfaah et enh wket yau keh hgccgmuity wgtk. Xkgs wgiikoip yau hotor`gno yaur ‛jesoigno‗ smaro tket yau wgiig`pravo cra`.

=. Gc yau‗ro adey wgtk yaur jesoigno smaro (g.o. 532+), tkonfot e mapy ac ano ac tko `eny gnstrumtganei fughosevegiejio car seio8; enh stert wardgnf tkraufk gt rofuieriy.

Waur faei gs ta ioern kaw ta praporiy temdio ovory dgnhac quostgan tket eppoers, sa han‗t warry ejaut tg`gnfar tg`o ig`gts rgfkt naw.

Gc yau‗ro manmornoh ejaut yaur jesoigno smaro (g.o. 5?7ar unhor), tkgs wauih jo e faah tg`o ta mansghor tedgnfe maurso. Wau mauih eiweys try wardgnf tkraufk engnstrumtgan jaad cgrst enh soognf gc yaur rosuits g`pravo,jut yau skauih eisa jo tkgndgnf ejaut sottgnf esghosa`o `anoy car e miess.

8. Es yau‗ro wardgnf tkraufk tko gnstrumtganei fugho enhessossgnf wkotkor yau‗ro `edgnf faah pramoss, yauskauih homgho oxemtiy wkon yau‗ro fagnf ta wrgto tkoI]EX. Xko tost gs eh`gngstoroh caur tg`os e yoer, enh Gwauih stranfiy urfo yau ta wrgto tko Luno oxe` tket‗s

accoroh tko yoer jocaro yau went ta fa ta iew smkaai(sa gc yau went ta stert 5I gn ]opto`jor :258, tkon wrgtogn Luno :25=). Jy wrgtgnf gn Luno, yau fgvo yaursoic tkoappartungty ta eppiy car iew smkaais tko `a`ont tkoyapon tkogr eppigmetgan pramoss (wkgmk wauih jo gn]opto`jor :25= gn aur oxe`pio), es woii es ehoquetotg`o ta ro-wrgto tko tost gn Amtajor ar Homo`jor gcnomossery. Es woii, yau‗ro prajejiy nat gn smkaai gn Luno (unioss yau kevo su``or maursos - sumdors!), sayau wan‗t jo hgstremtoh jy essgfn`onts enh `ghtor`s.

Koro‗s e manmurrgnf porspomtgvo an tedgnf tko I]EX gn tko su``or. Ac maurso, gc yau‗ro ejio ta wrgto oerigor

tken tko Luno sossgan, tkon yau‗ii fgvo yaursoic ovon`aro appartungty ta stuhy enh ro-wrgto gc nomossery(eitkaufk G stranfiy ehvgso yau ta pien an wrgtgnfaniy ANMO, retkor tken toiignf yaursoic tket yau kevo`uitgpio mkenmos, es na ano skauih jo stumd gn enI]EX-montroh vorsgan ac Fraunhkaf Hey).

?. Doop wardgnf tkraufk tko gnstrumtganei fugho untgiyau‗ro ma`cartejio wgtk tko hgccoront tomkngquos. Gcyau‗ro struffignf wgtk e pertgmuier somtgan, yau `gfktwent ta juy enatkor fugho terfotgnf tket somtgan, aronigst tko koip ac e crgonh, ar kgro e tutar ta koip yau aut.Et tko pagnt tket yau‗ro cooignf protty pra wgtk eii tko

somtgans enh typos ac quostgans, stert ta premtgmo wrgtgnfcuii-ionftk oxe`s usgnf roei I]EX tosts (G roma``onhjuygnf provgaus tosts ar Rrop Xosts pujigskoh jy I]EM,tko `aro romont tko jottor).

3. Doop premtgmgnf roei I]EXs unhor tost-igdo manhgtgans(gnmiuhgnf tg`gnf yaursoic wgtk e nan-hgfgtei wetmk ar miamd) untgi yau‗ro mansgstontiy emkgovgnf tko renfo acsmaros tket yau went. G roma``onh tket gn tko `antkjocaro tko I]EX heto, yau premtgmo :-= cuii tosts oemkwood, pius es `eny atkor se`pio quostgans es yaumen fot yaur kenhs an. Doop tremd ac eii yaur premtgmo

=.= I]EX ]tuhy ]tretofgos car tko Evorefo Lao

83Xrust o, tkoso poapio oxgst. G keto t ko` taa.

 86Ejsaiutoiy na fuerentoo ac rosuits (sarry), sa han‗t suo o gc gt haosn‗t ward car yau (sarry).

8;G kevo na ghoe wkgmk ma`peny accors tko ‛jost‗ fugho, enh G haujt tket tkoro‗s umk hgccoronmo jotwoon tko`. Lust edo suro tkoy uso ZOEI I]EX U_O]XGAN]. Xko

doy gs ta ioern prapor tomkngquos tket yau men eppiy ta oemk typo ac quostgan. Xko anos tket ero evegiejio an tko `erdot gnmiuho @mFrew-Kgii, Rrgnmotan Zovgow, 

Depien, enh Raworsmaro.

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runs usgnf e jesgm sproehskoot sumk es tko ano G‗vo sotaut joiaw. Gc yau‗ro struffignf wgtk pertgmuier eroes,

6. Remo yaursoic enh doop wardgnf et `estorgnf tkotomkngquos, gnmroesgnf yaur tost-wrgtgnf ste`gne, enhwrgtgnf occgmgontiy untgi gt‗s tg`o ta sgt car tko emtueioxe`. Zo`o`jor ta eisa tedo sa`o premtgmo oxe`swgtk cgvo tost somtgans (tko se`pio oxe`s tket yaupurmkeso wgii aniy kevo caur somtgans, sa yau wgii noohta manstrumt sa`o cgvo-somtgan tosts yaursoic) piuse wrgtgnf quostgan, ta jugih up yaur ste`gne. Han‗t

premtgmo sa `umk tket yau‗ro tateiiy jaroh ar grrgtetohwgtk tko I]EX (ar tedo e jroed gn yaur premtgmgnf gc yaufot ta tket pagnt), jut doop premtgmgnf gc yaur smaros eromantgnugnf ta g`pravo retkor tken pietoeu. Wau wentta fot yaur smaros ta tko kgfkost passgjio iovoi jocaroyau wrgto tko roei tkgnf.

;. Xedo gt oesy an tko twa heys jocaro tko tost heto. Xkontedo tko I]EX enh DGMD GX] C_MDGNF E]]!!!

_sgnf tko ejavo fughoignos, yau mauih propero car tko I]EX

car eraunh $5?2 wartk ac `etorgeis (ejaut $?2 car en gngtgei

gnstrumtgan jaad, $32 car sa`o accgmgei I]EX premtgmo tosts,enh $82 car en oxtre jaad ta terfot e somtgan tket yau‗ro

struffignf wgtk). Ma`peroh wgtk tko $822+ prgmo-tef ac

prgveto maursos, tkgs gs e jerfegn (enh nato tket $822 gs tko

ejsaiuto iaw onh wkoro yau ero aniy romogvgnf gnstrumtgan

tkraufk anigno vghoas enh tko igdo. Gc yau went ta jo teufkt

jy e igvo porsan gn e roei miessraa`, oxpomt ta pey avor

$5,222). Jut yau roeiiy kevo ta jo hgsmgpignoh, ospomgeiiy

gc yau‗ro wardgnf enh/ar fagnf ta smkaai et tko se`o tg`o.

 Lust `edo suro tket tko I]EX gs ano ac yaur prgargtgos, enh

doop kemdgnf ewey et gt untgi yau fot ta tko smaro yau went.

(:) I]EX Maurso

Xkoro‗s natkgnf wranf wgtk tedgnf en I]EX maurso gc

yau joigovo yau wgii emkgovo yaur jost passgjio `erd

tkgs wey. Gnhooh, gt men jo gnmrohgjiy koipcui ta romogvo

car`ei gnstrumtgan. Lust dnaw tket maursos men jo e protty

oxponsgvo enh tg`o-ho`enhgnf aptgan, enh tket tko queigty

ac maursos kes joon dnawn ta very.

Naw G‗` nat gn e pasgtgan ta ma`pero tko `orgts ac tko

tkon put oxtre occart gnta ro-ioerngnf tomkngquos cartket eroe, enh premtgmo untgi yau fot tko kenf ac gt.

maursos evegiejio an tko `erdot87. Jut G‗ii igst sovorei

aptgans tket G dnaw ac, gn eipkejotgmei arhor< Gvy Fiajei,

Depien, Axcarh, Raworsmaro enh Rrgnmotan Zovgow. Xkoso

ma`pengos usueiiy accor e vergoty ac hgccoront pemdefos

tegiaroh ta hgccoront styios ac ioerngnf (ox. anigno ma`panonts,

miessraa` ma`panonts, enh porsanei tutargnf gn ano

pemdefo). Xkoro ero eisa iamei aptgans evegiejio gn sa`o`elar mgtgos (car gnstenmo, _JM Mantgnugnf ]tuhgos accors en

I]EX prop maurso gn Senmauvor). Enh sa`o maursos men

jo tedon ontgroiy anigno, sumk es Eipke]maro ar Jiuoprgnt‗s 

‛`avgo‗ maurso.

G eisa dnaw tket tkoso ierfo prop ma`pengos wgii acton accor

atkor tkgnfs CAZ CZOO (!) ta patontgei iew stuhonts jomeuso

ac kaw ma`potgtgvo tko tost prop `erdot gs. Car oxe`pio,

yau men ettonh e croo so`gner ejaut iew smkaais. Ar yau

men ettonh e croo premtgmo oxe` run unhor tost manhgtgans

ar e croo sdgiis wardskap.

E cow warhs ac meutgan, tkaufk - lust jomeuso yau onraii

gn e maurso haosn‗t fuerentoo tket yau‗ii manquor tko I]EX.

 Lust es gc yau woro stuhygnf an yaur awn, jo properoh ta

sponh e wkaio iat ac tg`o enh occart ioerngnf tko stretofgos

enh doopgnf an tap ac yaur ka`oward. Entgmgpeto tket tko

miess wgii joma`o e tap prgargty gn yaur igco (koro ero sa`o

se`pio miess smkohuios ” natgmo tket yaur ovongnfs enh

woodonhs ero fagnf ta hgseppoer), enh `edo suro tket tko

miess yau mkaaso wards wgtk yaur porsanei meionher.

Enh e curtkor werngnf, lust ta jo an tko seco sgho ” HA

WA_Z ZO]OEZMK jocaro yau rofgstor car e maurso. ]a`o

ma`pengos accor fuerentoos (ogtkor yaur `anoy jemd ar

yau fot ta tedo tko maurso efegn car na mkerfo), enh sa`o

ha nat. ]a`o kevo froet tostg`angeis enh rovgows, enh

sa`o ha nat. Han‗t jo e hu`jess enh kenh avor e frenh

ac yaur (hehhy‗s) kerh-oernoh `anoy wgtkaut essossgnf

yaur aptgans cgrst.

Heto Xost Zew ]maro % Natos Faeis car G`pravo`ont

@ey =5, :25: Luno :226538

TEnh igst smaro

car oemk somtganP72.2

Caunh tko Ma`pergsan quostgan gn ZoehgnfMa`prokonsgan ta jo surprgsgnfiy trgmdy

enh t g`o-mansu`gnf.

Rremtgmo aro ma`pergsan ZM quostgansta g`pravo spooh enh ce`gigergty wgtk

quostgan typo.

87Cuii hgsmiasuro< G wes vory jrgociy pert ac Depien es en I]EX gnstrumtar-gn-tregngnf. G keh ta qugt ano wood gn jomeuso G keh sa`okaw onhoh up o`piayoh gn tkroo

hgccoront piemos et anmo (e stuhont pasgtgan et e iew cgr`, e rosoermk pasgtgan wgtk e iew prac, enh tko Depien pasgtgan - aaps). G qugmdiy ioernoh tket kev gnf wey taa

`umk fagnf an et tko se`o tg`o gs na cun wkon yau‗ro gn =I enh went ta fa snawjaerhgnf ovory woodonh. Iossan ioernoh, enh G keh e froet tg`o an tko siapos tket

soesan ector hrappgnf hawn ta ano laj.

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Vrgtgnf tko I]EX gs sorgaus jusgnoss. Xkoro ero strgmt

ruios ejaut wket yau men enh men‗t jrgnf ta tko oxe`

(car oxe`pio), strgmt tg`gnf car oemk somtgan ac tko oxe`,

enh strgmt gnstrumtgans ta caiiaw (car gnstenmo, `y Luno

:226 oxe` esdoh `o ta mapy aut gn kenhwrgtgnf - nat

prgntgnf - `y homieretgan tket G wes wka G segh G wes). ]a

wgtk eii tkoso ruios enh rostrgmtgans enh eii, gt‗s jost ta

kevo e jgt ac e sonso ac ku`aur wkon an tko jgf hey. Gn

eny ovont, gt‗s `umk jottor tken fgvgnf yaursoic e stross-

gnhumoh pengm ettemd! Gnhooh, `y porvorso sonso ac

ku`aur igdoiy sevoh `y ess et `y I]EX. Koro‗s kaw gt

wont hawn<

Ector errenfgnf car tko tg`o acc cra` `y

su``or laj, oetgnf e koerty iunmk cuii ac

tune enh poenut juttor enh atkor faah jregn

caahs (nato tket aniy tko Luno I]EX gs wrgtton

gn tko ectornaan, tko atkor tkroo sossgans

ero gn tko `arngnf), enh skerpongnf eii `y

ponmgis (G `ey kevo jraufkt e cow hazon ta

tko oxe`), G wes ZOEHW ta skaw tko I]EX

wka wes jass. Kevgnf hovatoh mauntioss

kaurs ta premtgmgnf gn tko `antks jocaro, G

keh fatton ta tko pagnt tket G wes emkgovgnf

562+ an oemk prop oxe`. G wes setgscgoh

wgtk tkgs smaro renfo enh coit mancghont tket

G mauih emkgovo gt wkon gt `ettoroh `ast.

Eies, `y prajio`s stertoh ei`ast

g``ohgetoiy. Xkraufkaut tko c grst somtgan ac

tko oxe`, wkgmk car `o wes iafgm fe`os

(usueiiy `y cevaurgto), G mauih jeroiymanmontreto. @y `gnh wes juzzgnf igdo

mrezy enh G ro`o`jor toiignf gt ta ’]kut

up!! Xkgs gs tko cumdgnf I]EX wo‗ro wrgtgnf

koro!!‐ Naw wket‗s g`partent, josghos tko

cemt tket `y jregn wes fagnf eii avor tko

piemo, wes tket G keh novor oxporgonmoh

tkgs dgnh ac tost enxgoty jocaro. G keh tedon

sa`o kufo, prossuro-iehon oxe`s jocaro,

gnmiuhgnf `y kgfk smkaai G.J. oxe`s enh `y

Zayei Mansorvetary ac @usgm EZMX pgena

oxe`, jut keh novor keh `y `gnh tateiiy

cund aut an `o. Iumdgiy onaufk, G wes ejio

ta fot sa`o so`jienmo ac mantrai jemd jy

tko onh ac tko cgrst =? `gnutos.

Xa `y hgs`ey, tkaufk, tkgnfs aniy wontcurtkor hawnkgii cra` tkoro. Oeriy gnta

tko somanh somtgan, G jofen ta cooi tket...

unma`cartejio tgnfignf sonsetgan. G romeii

tkgndgnf, ’Ero yau cumdgnf dghhgnf `o1 G

 L_]X VONX!!‐ G tkon hovatoh cer taa `eny

`a`onts ta jognf `gsorejio gnstoeh ac lust

tedgnf tko fahhe`n twa-`gnuto jroed. G

keh manvgnmoh `ysoic tket G mauihn‗t eccarh

ta iaso tko promgaus somanhs, sa joigovo`o wkon G sey G sot e now ?2-`otro hesk

romarh an tko wey ta tko iaa es saan es tko

somanh somtgan onhoh.

G wgsk G mauih toii yau tket tko tkgrh somtgan

wont acc wgtkaut kgtmk. Jut tket wauih jo

e igo. Gnstoeh, yot enatkor tkgnf kepponoh

tket G wesn‗t properoh car - G ster toh runngnf

aut ac tg`o. Ano ac `y doys ta summoss

an `y premtgmo runs keh eiweys joon `yoccgmgonmy gn ensworgnf tko quostgans.

Jut an tko jgf hey, G jemdoh `ysoic gnta e

marnor enh onhoh up wgihiy fuossgnf et tko

iest caur quostgans an tko somtgan.

Naw fuys enh feis, gt gs nat e cun cooignf et

eii wkon yau‗ro keicwey tkraufk tko jgffost

oxe` ac yaur igco, enh yau eiroehy cooi igdo

yau‗vo tateiiy cumdoh tkgnfs up car yaursoic.

Jut sa`okaw, G wes ejio ta cgngsk tko rost

ac tko I]EX wgtkaut puiignf tko eier` (ar

eitornetgvoiy, sottgnf tko piemo an cgro),

enh o`orfoh cra` tko oxe` raa` e cow

kaurs ietor eigvo (gc `onteiiy hocoetoh enh

hocietoh).

Jut wket hgh G ha wkon G fat ka`o tket

hey1 Hgh G moiojreto `y emma`pigsk`ont

ac fottgnf tko I]EX avor wgtk1 Hgh G ha

sa`otkgnf, enytkgnf, tket wesn‗t I]EX

roietoh1 Ac maurso nat! G spont et ioest e

maupio kaurs anigno roehgnf tkraufk I]EX

=.8 Rengm et tko I]EX!

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caru`s ta soo kaw atkor poapio tkaufkt

tkoy hgh, wket quostgans tkoy keh traujio

wgtk, otm, otm. Gt wes soic-gncigmtoh tarturo,

enh tko `a`ont wkon G roeigzoh tko truo

hoptks ac `y `esamkgstgm neturo (aniy ta joauthano ietor wkon G caunh `ysoic gn tko

`ghhio ac...iew smkaai).

Vkon G cgneiiy romogvoh `y I]EX smaro, G wes gnmrohgjiy

roigovoh ta soo e rospomtejio `erd (538 ar 72tk

pormontgio). G coit igdo en Aiy`pgm jranzo `oheigst wka

wes lust fieh ta kevo sa`otkgnf skgny ta skaw car kor

occarts. G wes seco, enh mauih eppiy car eny enh eii tko

smkaais tket G wentoh ta?2.

Enh wket‗s tko iossan ta jo ioernoh cra` eii tkgs1 Xket

yau men‗t jo taa properoh car tko I]EX. Xket ovon gc yau

tkgnd yau‗vo estoroh gt, sa`otkgnf men ma`o up an tost

hey tket wgii tkraw yau car e iaap. Enh tket tko jost yau

men ha gs jo eheptejio, raii wgtk tko punmkos, enh kevo

onaufk ac e sonso ac ku`aur ta fot yau tkraufk tko tost.

]a faah iumd, poapio. Rremtgmo kerh, stey ku`jio, enh

G‗` suro yau‗ii ha lust cgno?5.

?2Voii, ei`ast. G‗` o`jerressoh ta eh`gt tket an tko hey G fat y I]EX smaro, G hgh kevo e skart soic-pgtygnf sossgan gn wkgmk G meiioh y `a` enh wkgnoh ejaut kaw

G wauihn‗t jo ejio ta eppiy ta Kerverh. ]ko taih o ta sumd gt up.

Jut e `aro sorgaus nato, `y FRE roeiiy sevoh `o e iat ac traujio ector G fat `y I]EX rosuits. ]gnmo G keh smaroh iawor an `y tost tken G keh kapoh car, G wes cooignfioss mancghont ejaut y mkenmos ac fo ttgnf gnta _ ac X, wkgmk et tko tg`o wes y tap mkagmo (untgi G roeigzoh t ket gnstoeh ac igvgnf gn tko montro ac t ko ungvorso, G mauih

igvo gn e mgt y tket keh tko amoen, tko :252 Aiy`pgms, ENH Zyen Dosior!). Gc nat car y FRE, G wauih kevo joon saroiy to`ptoh ta ro-wrgto y I]EX enh succor tkraufk

enatkor cow antks ac premt gmgnf tko se`o tkgnf avor enh avor. Jut sgnmo y FRE wes saigh, G homghoh nat ta jatkor g`pravgnf y I]EX smaro, enh gt wardoh aut lust

cgno. Lust faos ta skaw tket yau men roeiiy mantrai yaur cuturo t kraufk yaur occarts enh rosuits gn unhorfreh.

?5Ma`o an, ovon sko eho gt tkraufk eii rgfkt 4).

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Gn enatkor oxe`pio ac ‛ha es G sey, nat es G hgh‗, G urfo

yau nat ta tkgnd ejaut tko I]EX car enatkor `a`ont

ector yau cgngsk gt (unioss yau‗ro sorgausiy tkgndgnf ac  

menmoiignf). Ar et ioest, han‗t teid wgtk atkors ejaut tko

tost. Lust put gt aut ac `gnh untgi yau fot yaur rosuits,

wkgmk errgvo e `oro tkroo woods ector yau wrgto.

Anmo yau ha fot yaur smaro (enh pramoss gt o`atganeiiy),

gt‗s tg`o ta `edo sa`o homgsgans ejaut wkoro yau went 

ta fa. Ha yau went ta stey gn yaur murront pravgnmo,

ar fa emrass tko mauntry1 Ha yau went ta ettonh en

Onfigsk-spoedgnf ma``an iew prafre`, ar wauih yau

igdo ta jo gnstrumtoh gn Cronmk enh ioern tko mgvgi iew ar mgvgi maho systo` gn Uuojom1 Xko ungvorsgty tket

yau onh up et mauih vory woii hotor`gno tko maurso ac

tko rost ac yaur meroor, sa gt‗s ossontgei ta oveiueto yaur

aptgans merocuiiy enh `edo en gncar`oh homgsgan.

Vkgio yaur homgsgan wgii uitg`etoiy ma`o hawn ta yaur

porsanei prgargtgos, koro ero sa`o cemtars ta tkgnd ejaut

jocaro yau eppiy<

(5) Iametgan

]a`o iew stuhonts wgii jo ejio ta perty ovory woodonh

gn tko ierfost mgtgos gn Menehe. Atkors `ey sponh keic

tkogr yoer an tko `auntegns enh tko atkor keic an tko

joemkos. Enh atkors stgii `gfkt jo carmoh ta kgjorneto

eii wgntor, aniy o`orfgnf cra` tkogr siu`jor ta wrgto

cgnei oxe`s wartk 522%. E iat ac tkoso hgccoronmos gn

jokevgaurs wgii jo huo ta wkoro tko stuhonts onh up

fagnf ta smkaai.

Car sa`o poapio, tko gssuo ac iametgan gs en oesy ano.@eyjo yau kevo e spauso enh/ar mkgihron enh/ar e pot

jae manstrgmtar enh han‗t went ta upraat tko` cra` aur

murront ka`o. @eyjo yau‗vo joon hroe`gnf ac `avgnf

ta tko @ergtg`os car efos, enh soo tkgs es e froet oxmuso

ta ha sa. Ar porkeps yau lust went ta fot tko koii ewey

cra` yaur ox enh wgii fa enywkoro emrass tko mauntry

ta osmepo cra` kg` ar kor?:.

Josghos igcostyio mansghoretgans, yau skauih jo ewero

tket tkoro ero spomgei jonocgts ta ettonhgnf e prafre`

gn tko rofgan wkoro yau wgsk ta premtgmo. Xkoso

ehventefos gnmiuho< jognf ejio ta jugih up yaur

pracossganei notward wkgio yau‗ro gn iew smkaai4 jognf

ejio ta `egntegn yaur miaso crgonhskgps wgtk miess`etos

ector frehuetgan (sgnmo `ast wgii stey gn tket se`o eroe)4

enh jognf ejio ta oesgiy oxpiegn ta cuturo o`piayors

wky yau went ta ward gn tket rofgan. (Iot `o giiustreto

kaw iest pagnt tkgs pieys aut< gc yau‗ro argfgneiiy cra`

Eijorte, naw ettonh iew smkaai gn JM, enh went ta

ward gn Anterga, tkon yau‗ii kevo ta lustgcy ta patontgei

o`piayors wky yau went ta ward gn tko pregrgos, enh

wket mannomtgan yau kevo wgtk tket rofgan).

(:) Mast

Rorkeps surprgsgnfiy, tkoro gs qugto e renfo gn tugtgan

coos emrass tko mauntry. Xko mkoepost tugtgan gs et

@mFgii (unhor $;D car nan-Uuojomors enh ovon ioss

car Uuojom iameis, et ioest car tko tg`o jognf), wkgio tko

`ast oxponsgvo jy e mansghorejio hofroo gs _ ac X (avor

$:?D e yoer). Wau‗ii kevo ta homgho wkotkor gt‗s wartk

gt ta yau ta eppiy et smkaais tket ero twa ar tkroo tg`os

`aro prgmoy tken atkors.

Car rocoronmo, koro ero tko eppigmetgan coos enh tugtgan

mkerfos car oemk smkaai (jesoh an :255 cgfuros, sa yau

men jot yaur ess tket tkoy‗ii jo mansghorejiy kgfkor jy

tko tg`o yau ettonh)<

 =.? Homghgnf an tko ]mkaai ac Waur Hroe`s

?:]poedgnf ac `avgnf ewey car iew smkaai, G‗h roma``onh hgsmussgnf tko gssuo wgtk yaur sgfngcgment atkor jocaro yau `edo eny homgsgans. Xket gs, gc yau st gii went

ta jo tafotkor. Atkorwgso, jo properoh car tko passgjgigty ac k evgnf lowoiry, fiesswero, enh atkor pagnty gto`s iajjoh gn yaur fonorei hgromtgan wkon yau jroed tko

nows tket yau‗ro ioevgnf (truo stary, jy t ko wey, enh iumdgiy G keh sovorei yoers ac rosghonmo-ioefuo hahfojeii oxporgonmo jokgnh o). G fuoss tko atkor aptgan gs ta

`avo cgrst, enh sonh e nato ector...

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_ngvorsgtyTNe`o ac Iew ]mkaaiP Eppigmetgan Coo Xugtgan ]tuhont Coos

Xka`psan Zgvors _ngvorsgty $522 $;822 $33? por so`ostor

_ngvorsgty ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge   $;2 $52==; $;;2 por yoer

_ngvorsgty ac Sgmtarge   $;8.?2 $;36; $5222 por yoer

_ngvorsgty ac Eijorte   $55? $55633 Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

_ngvorsgty ac Meifery $522 $5:722 Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

_ngvorsgty ac ]esdetmkowen   $5:? $5238; Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

_ngvorsgty ac @engtaje TZajsan KeiiP   $5:? $3?22 Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

Uuoon‗s _ngvorsgty $72 (+AI]E] coo) $5?=?; $5,5:2

_ngvorsgty ac Attewe   $72 (+AI]E] coo) $58222~ Nat spomgcgoh

_ngvorsgty ac Xaranta   $72 (+AI]E] coo) $:?=;7 Nat spomgcgoh

_ngvorsgty ac Vostorn Anterga   $72 (+AI]E] coo) $5;52; Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

_ngvorsgty ac Vgnhsar   $72 (+AI]E] coo) $5?;?8 Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

Ward _ngvorsgty TAsfaaho KeiiP   $72 (+AI]E] coo) $57285 $;6:

@mFgii _ngvorsgty   $522

$=,;68 car

Uuojom rosghonts,

$6,?3? car atkors

Coos gnmiuhoh gn tugtgan cgfuro

_ngvorsgty ac Now Jrunswgmd   $?2 $7:=: Nat spomgcgoh

Heikausgo _ngvorsgty T]mkuigmk ]mkaaiP   Nat ]pomgcgoh $5:333 Nat spomgcgoh

Xejio =< Eppigmetgan Coos enh Xugtgan Zetos gn :255

(=) Ma`jgnoh ar lagnt prafre`s

Gc yau‗ro tko typo ac porsan wka mauih uso e jgffor

mkeiionfo tken sg`piy ajtegngnf yaur LH, tkon novor

coer! Xkoro ero atkor aptgans car yau, fonoreiiy gn tko

car` ac ma`jgnoh hofroos. @eny iew smkaais wgii accor

tkgs dgnh ac prafre` sa tket stuhonts men sg`uitenoausiy

oern tkogr LH enh enatkor hofroo, usueiiy en @JE

(@estor ac Jusgnoss Eh`gngstretgan), gn ioss tg`o tken gt

wauih tedo ta ma`pioto tko hofroos soperetoiy.

Eianf wgtk tko mkagmo ac fottgnf twa hgccoront hofroos,

sa`o Menehgen iew smkaais accor e lagnt hofroo aptgan

sa tket stuhonts men frehueto wgtk jatk e Menehgen LH

enh en gntornetganei iew hofroo. Car oxe`pio, et _JM

stuhonts men ajtegn e lagnt hofroo tkraufk e ungvorsgty 

gn Kewegg ar Kanf Danf, wkgio et Vgnhsar Iew stuhonts

men pertgmgpeto gn tko Menehgen enh E`orgmen Huei LH 

Rrafre .

Gc tkoso typos ac aptgans gntorost yau, tkon gt‗s jost ta

taumk jeso wgtk tko ungvorsgtgos oeriy ta onsuro tket

yau‗ro ce`giger wgtk tko hgccoront prafre` aptgans enh

`oot tko eh`gssgans roqugro`onts car tko`. Car naw,

koro gs en avorvgow ac yaur aptgans<

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk.

(8) Oxmkenfo appartungtgosGc yau‗ro gntorostoh gn stuhygnf gn oxatgm iameios wkgio

et iew smkaai, tkon yau `ey went ta ma`pero tko

ha`ostgm enh gntornetganei oxmkenfo appartungtgos

evegiejio et oemk ungvorsgty. Xkgs wgii ma`o `aro gnta

piey wkon yau‗ro pienngnf aut yaur :I enh =I maursos,

jut gt‗s kenhy ta ha e igttio rosoermk et tkgs stefo ta `edo

suro tket yau eppiy car smkaais tket accor tko typos ac

fiajei oxmkenfos tket yau‗ro gntorostoh gn.

(?) Rert-tg`o prafre`s

@ast smkaais wgii eiiaw eppigments ta eppiy ta ettonh

pert-tg`o gc tkoy kevo spomgei mgrmu`stenmos (sumk es

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_ngvorsgtyTNe`o ac Iew ]mkaaiP

Evorefo FRE Evorefo I]EX Xroet`ont ac@uitgpio I]EX

Vogfkt acFRE<I]EX

Xka`psan Zgvors _ngvorsgty Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh

_ngvorsgty ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge   ;:% (=.;/8.=) 538 Kgfkost ?2<?2

_ngvorsgty ac Sgmtarge   =.;7/8.= 53= Kgfkost 62<=2

_ngvorsgty ac Eijorte   =.3/8.2 532 Evorefo Na sot wogfkt

_ngvorsgty ac Meifery =.?6/8.2 532 Kgfkost Na sot wogfkt_ngvorsgty ac ]esdetmkowen   =.8/8.2 (`gng`u`) 5?7 (`gng`u`) Nat spomgcgoh ?2<?2

_ngvorsgty ac @engtaje TZajsan KeiiP   Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Kgfkost ?2<?2

Uuoon‗s _ngvorsgty ;:% 535 Evorefo enh Kgfkost ?2<?2

_ngvorsgty ac Attewe   Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Kgfkost @aro wogfkt ta FRE

_ngvorsgty ac Xaranta   ;?% 7? pormontgio (`ohgen) Kgfkost Na sot wogfkt

_ngvorsgty ac Vostorn Anterga   ;:-;8% (=.6~) ;2 pormontgio (`ohgen)   Froetor mansghoretgan

ac KgfkostNat spomgcgoh

_ngvorsgty ac Vgnhsar   Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh

Ward _ngvorsgty TAsfaaho KeiiP   E- 532 Nat spomgcgoh Na sot wogfkt

@mFgii _ngvorsgty   =.6/8.2 (;8%) 53: Nat spomgcgoh

I]EX nat roqugroh

jut smaros `ust jo

hgsmiasoh

_ngvorsgty ac Now Jrunswgmd   =.;/8.= 5?7 Nat spomgcgoh 32<82

Heikausgo _ngvorsgty T]mkuigmk ]mkaaiP   Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh Nat spomgcgoh

Xejio 8< Evorefo FRE enh I]EX ]maros gn :255

yaunf mkgihron ” enh duhas ta ovory peront wka faos

ta iew smkaai, tket‗s en e`ezgnf coet). Kawovor, tko

nu`jor ac poapio wka men pertgmgpeto gn tko pert-tg`o

prafre` tonhs ta jo ig`gtoh. Gc tkgs gs en aptgan tket

eppoeis ta yau, jo suro ta mkomd wgtk tko smkaais tket

yau‗ro gntorostoh gn ta soo wkotkor yau wauih queigcy.

Ratontgei eppigments ero ovor wanhorgnf, ’Vket ero `y

mkenmos‐ et sumk enh sumk smkaai. Xkoro‗s na oesy wey

ta sey tkgs, jut tkgs gs tko `ast emmureto wey ta essoss

yaur mkenmos< tko miasor yau ero ta e porcomt FRE enh

e porcomt I]EX `erd, tko kgfkor yaur mkenmos ac jognf

eh`gttoh. Enytkgnf oiso gs tatei fuossward.

(6) Enh wket ejaut smkaai rendgnfs...1

Ovoryano‗s koerh ac tko froet E`orgmen iew smkaais.

]mkaais igdo Kerverh, Weio, enh Rrgnmotan?=. Atkorwgso

dnawn es Gvy Ioefuo ar Xgor G smkaais. Enyano wauih

iavo ta fot gnta ano ac tkaso, retkor tken tkaso posdy

tkgrh ar ovon (fesp!) caurtk-tgor smkaais tket ero

premtgmeiiy tkrawgnf `anoy et yau ta mkaaso tko`.

Jut wket ejaut Menehgen smkaais1 Gs tkoro sumk e tgoroh

(3) Vkoro yau men emtueiiy fot gn

Mruhoiy stetoh, porkeps yaur aniy mansghoretgan wgii jo

wket smkaais yau kevo tko jost mkenmo et fottgnf gnta.

Natkgnf wranf wgtk tket, gc yaur manmorn gs lust ta jo

emmoptoh gnta e iew smkaai. Xa koip yau fot e fonorei

sonso ac wket stuhonts woro eh`gttoh gn :255 gn tor`s

ac FRE enh I]EX, kevo e iaad koro<

systo` ac roputetgan enh prostgfo enh ma`potonmo

ettemkoh ta hgccoront Menehgen iew cemuitgos1 Xko

enswor gs< nat roeiiy. ]uro, @emIoen‗s pujigskos rendgnfs

ovory sa acton, enh Menehgen Iewyor `efezgno kes put

tafotkor sa`o gntorostgnf survoy hete. Jut ha poapio

(g.o. o`piayors) emtueiiy tedo tkoso rendgnfs sorgausiy1

Rrajejiy nat, es tkoro eron‗t es `eny Menehgen smkaais

ta jofgn wgtk, enh eii ac tko` ero roputejio.

Meso gn pagnt1 Gn tkogr Senmauvor accgmo, e `elar iew 

cgr` kgroh ano stuhont cra` oemk ac tkoso smkaais car

tkogr :255/:25: ertgmignf tor`< Vostorn, ]esdetmkowen,

Sgmtarge, Now Jrunswgmd, Uuoon‗s, @engtaje, Eijorte,

enh Heikausgo. ]a `y twa monts< warry ioss ejaut

rendgnfs, enh aro ejaut ovorytkgnf oiso.

 ?=Aaps, emtueiiy tkoro‗s na sumk tkgnf es Rrgnmotan Iew ]mkaai. 

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Gt men jo to`ptgnf ta lust jrusk esgho tko porsanei

steto`ont (eisa dnawn es e ]teto`ont ac Gntorost), enh

mkeid gt up ta jognf ano ac tkaso ajigfetary perts ac

tko eppigmetgan pramoss tket yau han‗t kevo ta put taa

`umk tkaufkt gnta, sumk wkon smkaais esd yau car yaur

trensmrgpts, otkngmgty, enh rgfkts ta yaur cgrst-jarn?8.

Enh gn cemt, gt `gfkt jo truo tket sa`o smkaais han‗t

ovon iaad et yaur R] (porsanei steto`ont, nat pgomo

ac skgt) wkon tkoy homgho wkotkor ta emmopt yau. Car

gnstenmo, e crgonh ac e crgonh ac `gno epperontiy fat en

accor cra` e tap ungvorsgty jocaro sko ovon suj`gttoh e

]teto`ont ac Gntorost (ke ke ke).

Jut, yau ero en ghgat gc yau han‗t edo tko occart ta mroeto

e porsanei steto`ont tket‗s et ioest es ewosa`o es yaur

FRE enh I]EX smaros (enh mansghorejiy aro ewosa`o

gc yau kevo iaw ar jarhorigno nu`jors). G `oen, gc yau

men‗t ovon jatkor ta wrgto e tkaufktcui twa pefos ejaut

e tapgm tket yau ero eiroehy en oxport an (yaursoic!),

tkon kaw men iew smkaais kevo eny mancghonmo tket

yau men wrgto ionftky pepors eneiyzgnf ma`pigmetoh

iofei erfu`onts ar ma`pergnf enh mantrestgnf ma`pioxmeso iew1

Gc tket‗s nat roesan onaufk car yau ta mrect e cgno

pgomo ac wrgtgnf, tkon tedo tkoso atkor roesans gnta

mansghoretgan<

E. Menehgen iew smkaais reroiy gntorvgow menhghetos

Emmarhgnfiy, tko R] gs yaur aniy appartungty ta ehh

e porsanei taumk ta yaur eppigmetgan. Eh`gssgan

ma``gttoos `ey nat ro`o`jor yaur gnhgvghuei FREsenh I]EXs, jut tkoy `ey novor carfot tket yau‗ro tko

porsan wka rosoermkoh sox igvos ac janajas ar zgp-

ignoh gn ovory mantgnont ar wketovor yaur mieg` ta

ce`o gs.

J. Gc yau‗ro e tap menhgheto wgtk kgfk nu`jors, e dgmd-

ess R] mauih `oen `anoy gn tko jend

_ncartunetoiy, tkoro ero nat tket `eny ontrenmo

smkaierskgps evegiejio ta eppigments et oemk

smkaai. Enh es gs tko meso wgtk `ast smkaierskgp

ma`potgtgans, usueiiy lust e kenhcui ac tap-rendoh

menhghetos wgii roep eii ac tko rowerhs. ]a gc yau‗ro

gn e pasgtgan ta jo e`anfst tko oigto eppigments, yau

nooh ta suj`gt e R] tket wgii oern yau tko jgffost

passgjio sigmo ac tko pgo. Wau‗vo wardoh sa kerh ta

fot ekoeh, sa han‗t fot iezy naw.

M. Gc yau‗ro e jarhorigno menhgheto, tko R] mauih `edo

ar jroed yau

Iot‗s sey yau enh enatkor eppigment (ar enatkor

kunhroh eppigments) oernoh ejaut tko se`o evorefo

FRE enh I]EX smaros, enh yau jatk romogvoh homont

iottors ac rocoronmos cra` yaur pracossars. Vket‗sfagnf ta `edo yau stenh aut cra` yaur ma`potgtar1

Et tkgs pagnt, tko aniy tkgnf ioct gs yaur porsanei

steto`ont. Gc yau pravgho e R] tket mioeriy giiustretos

kaw `umk yau went ta ettonh tkgs pertgmuier smkaai,

enh wky yau tkgnd yaur jemdfraunh enh gntorosts

wgii `edo yau e summosscui iew stuhont et tkgs

pertgmuier ungvorsgty, yau ero fagnf ta jo soiomtoh

avor sa`oano wka‗s suj`gttoh e fonorgm steto`ont

ta ovory gnstgtutgan.

Xko porsanei steto`ont gs nat aniy tko partgan ac yaur

eppigmetgan tket kevo tko `ast mantrai avor, gt gs eisa

tko pert tket men `edo yau stenh aut cra` tko pemd. Es

e iewyor, yau wgii jo erfugnf an jokeic ac yaur migonts

ta sorvo tkogr jost gntorosts enh prahumo tko rosuits tket

jonocgt tko` tko `ast. Jut ta ovon fot ta tket stefo,

yau wgii cgrst kevo ta ehvameto an yaur awn jokeic ta

jo ano ac tko cow eppigments eh`gttoh ta iew smkaais

oemk yoer.

Ero yau up car tko mkeiionfo1

=.3 Han‗t ]iemd an Waur Rorsanei ]teto`ont

?8Lust dghhgnf. _ncartunetoiy yau ero nat eiiawoh ta uso mkgihron es maiietorei car tugtgan pey`onts.

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Xkoro ero `eny rosaurmos evegiejio ta koip yau wgtk

strumturgnf yaur porsanei steto`ont. Emmarhgnfiy, wket

G‗ii ha koro gs hgromt yau ta atkor anigno rosaurmos car

fughenmo, fgvo yau cow tgps enh e suffostoh tg`ocre`o

car wardgnf an yaur R], enh pravgho yau wgtk e mapy ac

`y steto`ont car rocoronmo enh ghoes.

(5) Zosaurmos

Xry tko Fugho ta Rorsanei ]teto`onts   cra` Xap-Iew-

]mkaais.ma`, Rorsanei ]teto`ont Xgps  cra` Iew ]mkaai

Oxport, enh Rorsanei ]teto`onts  cra` Eh`gssgans Hoen.

(:) ]e`pio ]teto`onts

Evegiejio koro  enh koro  enh gn Mkeptor 58 ac Iew  

]mkaai Jaunh .

(=) Xgps

E. Zovgow tko gnstrumtgans pravghoh jy oemk smkaai,

enh tegiar yaur steto`ont emmarhgnfiy

Ovory smkaai tket roqugros e porsanei steto`ont

(wkgmk gs ei`ast eii ac tko`) fgvos yau e mkoet skoot

es ta wket tkoy‗ro iaadgnf car. Enh oemk mkoet skoot

gs hgccoront. ]a gc yau kevo yaur oyos sot an `uitgpioungvorsgtgos, yau nooh ta jo suro tket yau merocuiiy

caiiaw tko gnstrumtgans pravghoh jy oemk gnstgtutgan,

enh porsaneigzo oemk ac yaur steto`onts ta `etmk

tko mrgtorge tket ero `ast g`partent ta oemk.

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm (R] nat roqugroh) / _ ac E / _ ac M 

 / _ ac ] / Zajsan Keii (R] nat roqugroh) / Uuoon‗s /

Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar / Asfaaho Keii 

 / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

Es ano oxe`pio, tkgs gs wket tko _ngvorsgty ac Xaranta 

suffosts ta eppigments, gn mansghorejio hotegi<

’Xko mantont ac tko porsanei steto`ont gs nat

prosmrgjoh. Kawovor eppigments ero onmaurefoh ta

uso tko porsanei steto`ont ta skero tkogr ‛stary‗ wgtk

tko Eh gssgans Ma` gttoo. Eppigments `ey wgsk ta

autigno gn tko porsanei steto`ont sumk tkgnfs es tkogr

mkagmo ac unhorfrehueto prafre enh gnstgtutgan4

tko oxtont ta wkgmk gt kes properoh tko car tko

stuhy ac iew4 enh gc eppraprgeto, eny ena`eigos gn

tko emeho gm romarh gnmiuhgnf ceiso sterts, cowor

tken cgvo maursos avor twa tor`s, enh gntrahumtary

maursos tedon gn tko tkgrh ar caurtk yoers ac e

prafre .

Xko porsanei steto`ont gs eisa en appartungty

car eppigments ta kgfkigfkt tkogr nan-emeho gm

emma`pigsk`onts es woii es eny mgrmu`stenmos

wkgmk `ey kevo mantrgjutoh ta ar hotremtoh cra`

tkogr emeho gm enh nan-emeho gm summoss, sumk

es tko rospanso ta hgsehventefo huo ta ehvorso

porsanei ar samga-omana gm mgrmu`stenmos ar tajerrgors cemoh jy muiturei (gnmiuhgnf remgei ar otkngm)

ar ignfugstgm gnargtgos4 enh tko g`pemt ac to`parery

ar por`enont pkysgmei hgsejgigtgos. Eppigments `ey

went ta wrgto ta tko Ma``gttoo ejaut tko hgccoront

weys tkoy soo tko`soivos mantrgjutgnf ta tko iew

smkaai enh iofei ma``ungty.

Ejargfgnei eppigments ero roquostoh ta autigno gn tkogr

porsanei steto`onts tkogr gntorost gn, ghontgcgmetgan

wgtk, enh mannomtgan ta tkogr ma``ungtgos.‐

Wau skauih nato tket car sa`o smkaais, yau wgii nooh

ta suj`gt e porsanei steto`ont ENH ehhgtganei wrgtton

`etorgeis, sumk es car _JM. Enh sa`o smkaais wgii esd

yau ta suj`gt yaur R] an tkogr to`pietos, sumk es _ 

ac E. @edo suro yau rovgow tko roqugro`onts merocuiiy

enh han‗t skaat yaursoic gn tko caat wgtk sgiiy `gstedos.

J. Vrgto wgtk purpaso

Rorsanei steto`onts ero roietgvoiy skart. Car tko `astpert, smkaais sot e ?22-warh ig`gt (eppraxg`etoiy

twa pefos) car yau ta `edo yaur pgtmk. Xkgs mep

`oens tket yau kevo ta jo omana`gmei gn yaur

wrgtgnf. Ovory sontonmo enh ovory perefrepk ust jo

hohgmetoh ta yaur gntontgan ac manvgnmgnf tko roehor

tket yau kevo wket gt tedos ta jo e summosscui iew

stuhont. Wau `ust jo rutkioss gn muttgnf aut tko mrep

cra` yaur hrects, enh aniy eiiaw tko ast porsuesgvo

enh purpasocui pkresos ta survgvo ta tko onh.

=.6 Mrendgnf Aut Waur R] Vgtkaut Fottgnf Xaa Mrendy

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M. Oig`gneto unkoipcui migmkos

Car oxe`pio< ’G‗vo eiweys wentoh jo e iewyor‐ (usoh

ta oxpiegn wky yau went ta fa ta iew smkaai).

Ar< ’Fagnf cra` kgfk smkaai ta ungvorsgty wesraufk an `o‐ (usoh ta oxpiegn `ohgamro frehos gn

unhorfreh).

Xkoso dgnhs ac jargnf ess migmkçs  lust han‗t ward unioss

yau kevo ungquo enh ma`poiignf mgrmu`stenmos tket

hrgvo yaur hosgro ta jo gn iew smkaai. Gn atkor warhs,

na ano meros gc yau‗vo wentoh ta jo e iewyor lust

jomeuso yau sew ano an XS es e mkgih ar usoh ta jo

an tko lungar kgfk hojeto toe`. Eh`gssgans poapio

mero ejaut wket `edos yau went ta jo e iew stuhontnaw, enh wket wgii `edo yau e faah iewyor gn tko

cuturo.

Enh gc yau went ta teid ejaut kaw mkeiionfgnf

gt wes ta fa cra` kgfk smkaai ta past-somanhery,

tkon woima`o ta tko miuj. Ovory yaunf ehuit kes ta

ehlust ta tket trensgtgan, enh gt‗s nat onaufk ta lustgcy

`ghhio-ac-tko-raeh unhorfreh frehos jy seygnf tket

yau caunh gt hgccgmuit ta fa cra` e igttio panh ta e

jgf amoen, ar ta homgho an tko rgfkt `elar, ar ta

`edo faah mkagmos ejaut yaur roietganskgps. Xkorokes ta jo sa`otkgnf `aro sgfngcgment tken tko usuei

trensgtgan ta ungvorsgty tket ehvorsoiy eccomtoh yau

enh ke`poroh yaur FRE.

(8) Xg`ocre`o

@y roma``onhetgan gs ta stert puttgnf tafotkor yaur

porsanei steto`ont et ioest twa `antks gn ehvenmo ac

wkon gt‗s huo. Gn atkor warhs, G‗` essgfngnf yaur R] es

su``or ka`oward gn Luiy enh Eufust ac tko yoer tket

yau went ta suj`gt yaur eppigmetgans. (Vket1 Gt‗s faah

car yau!).

Xwa `antks `ey soo` igdo e ianf tg`o ta jo wardgnf

an lust ?22 warhs‗ wartk ac wrgtgnf. Jut gt‗s roeiiy nat

tket `umk tg`o gc yau sponh e cow kaurs oemk wood

hagnf tko caiiawgnf<

Vood Xesds

5 - Rien

Rropero en autigno ac yaur R] enh igst tko mantont tket yau went ta gnmiuho.

Gc yau pien ta eppiy ta eny smkaais gn Anterga (gn wkgmk meso yau `ust fa tkraufk AI]E]), stert propergnf yaur

Eutajgafrepkgmei ]dotmk jy puttgnf tafotkor e igst ac yaur emtgvgtgos enh emma`pigsk`onts gn tko caiiawgnf metofargos<

Cuii tg`o O`piay`ont4 Rert tg`o O`piay`ont4 Saiuntoor Emtgvgtgos4 Ox tremurrgmuier Emtgvgtgos4 Emeho`gm Kanaurs enh

Emkgovo`onts4 Zosoermk/Rujigmetgans4 enh Atkor.

: - Vrgto

Vrgto yaur cgrst hrect ac tko R]. ]gt hawn enh ke``or gt aut. ]ot e hoehigno car tko onh ac tko wood enh ha nat qugt untgi

yau kevo yaur to`pieto roehy. Car Anterga wennejos, doop wardgnf ewey et fetkorgnf yaur gnca car tko Eutajgafrepkgmei

]dotmk taa.

= - Ohgt Zovgso yaur cgrst hrect ac tko R] (enh E]) enh mroeto tegiaroh vorsgans car oemk ac tko smkaais tket yau went ta eppiy ta.

8 - Zovgow Kevo e crgonh, toemkor, enh/ar pracossganei sorvgmo rovgow yaur hrect(s).

? - Zovgso Zovgso yaur cgrst hrect, gnmarparetgnf tko suffostgans cra` atkors.

3 - Riey Xedo e jroed cra` yaur R] enh onlay tko su``or woetkor.

6 - Riey Zopoet wood 3.

; - ]uj`gt   Zovgso yaur steto`onts e cgnei tg`o enh kevo tko` roehy car suj`gssgan wkon eppigmetgans apon (usueiiy jotwoon ieto

Eufust enh ieto ]opto`jor).

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Gt gs mrgtgmei nat ta ioevo yaur porsanei steto`ont ta tko

iest `gnuto. Wau‗ii lust onh up wgtk twa pefos‗ wartk

ac skgt tket mauih sonh yau ta tko jatta` ac tko pgio, ar

ei`ast warso, ta tko jatta` ac tko wegtigst wkoro yau

`ey nat dnaw untgi Iejaur Hey ac noxt yoer gc yau‗ro

fagnf ta iew smkaai. ]a ha yaursoic e cevaur enh tedo

tkgs stop lust es sorgausiy es eny atkor gn tko eppigmetgan

pramoss.

(?) @y Rorsanei ]teto`ont

Xkgs gs tko R] tket koipoh `o fot gnta _JM enh not e

ano-tg`o pertgei ontrenmo smkaierskgp. (G skauih miergcy

tket G soic-ghontgcgoh es jognf ac Esgen hosmont gn `y iew

smkaai eppigmetgans, jut hgh nat soic-ghontgcy es jognf

quoor, sa G han‗t joigovo G wauih kevo ceiion unhor eny

hgvorsgty metofargos). Gc yau‗ro murgaus onaufk ta roeh

tkraufk gt, yau men (kapocuiiy) soo tket G trgoh ta ha tko

caiiawgnf<

E. ]kaw tket _JM wes wkoro G wentoh ta jo - G strumturoh

`y ontgro steto`ont eraunh _JM‗s awn warhs,

usgnf tkaso pkresos es e igct-acc pagnt ta hosmrgjo

`y jemdfraunh enh oxporgonmos. @y gntontgan gn

arfengzgnf `y R] tkgs wey wes ta giiustreto ta _JMtket G keh rosoermkoh tkogr gnstgtutgan, enh mauih

eiroehy soo `ysoic es stuhont gn tkogr miessraa`s

(enh e vory summosscui ano et tket).

J. Ho`anstreto e mantgnuei frawtk gn `y ejgigtgos enh

ettgtuho - G igdo ta tkgnd ac `ysoic es e cgno wgno ?? tket

fots jottor oemk yoer, enh tkgs gs tko cooignf tket G trgoh

ta manvoy ta tko eh`gssgans ma``gttoo. Jy nat aniy

romauntgnf `y oxporgonmos, jut eisa ehhgnf wket G

ioernoh cra` oemk ano, G wes etto`ptgnf ta manvgnmo_JM tket `y froetost frawtk enh emkgovo`onts

woro yot ta ma`o.

M. Rorsueho _JM tket G wes mepejio ac kenhignf e

iat an `y pieto - Jy o`pkesgzgnf `y oxporgonmos

wardgnf wgtk gnhgvghueis gn rgsdy enh igco-eitorgnf

mgrmu`stenmos, G wes trygnf ta porsueho tko roehor

tket G mauih hoei occomtgvoiy wgtk e iat ac rospansgjgigty

gn kgfk-stedos sgtuetgans.

H.Rra`ato `y stronftks wkgio stgii ho`anstretgnf

ku`gigty - Xa jo e summosscui pracossganei, yau kevo

ta ioern kaw ta `erdot yaursoic gn en essortgvo enh

mancghont, yot igdoejio, `ennor. ]a gn `y steto`ont G

wes nat sky ejaut usgnf ehlomtgvos sumk es ’oxmoiiont‐

ar ’oxmoptganei‐ ta hosmrgjo `y queigtgos, es G mauih

jemd-up oemk ac tkoso mieg`s wgtk faah praac (g.o.

`y ioehorskgp raios). Et tko se`o tg`o, G trgoh nat ta

ma`o acc es errafent ar ontgtioh, es G stgii keh kevo

`eny tkgnfs ta ioern.

@y `egn pagnt gn tkgs somtgan gs ta o`pkesgzo tket yau

skauih emtueiiy fgvo e he`n ejaut wket faos gnta yaur

porsanei steto`ont enh kaw yau pra`ato yaursoic ta

yaur cuturo smkaai. Gc yau han‗t mero onaufk ta wrgto

centestgm tkgnfs ejaut yaursoic gn e centestgm wey, tkon

wky skauih tko eh`gssgans poapio jatkor ta iot yau

gnta tkogr ostoo`oh gnstgtutgans1

??]poedgnf ac wgno, yau‗h jo hagnf yaursoic e jgf cevaur gc yau joma`o dnawiohfoejio ejaut eii tket gs frepo. Iofei pracossganeis iaaaavo tkogr wgno, enh gc yau men

ho`anstreto en gntg`eto ce`gigergty wgt k aur netgan‗s cevaurgto rohs enh wkgtos, yau wgii gnstentiy mannomt wgtk eny e iewyor.

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Wau‗vo mkason wkgmk iew smkaais ta eppiy car, merocuiiy

mansghorgnf tko cemtars tket ero `ast g`partent ta yau.

Wau‗vo wrgtton yaur porsanei steto`ont enh rovgsoh gt

untgi gt‗s porcomtiy porsuesgvo. Wau‗vo esdoh yaur aih

pracossars enh suporvgsars car pasgtgvo rocoronmo iottors,

enh e`ezgnfiy, tkoy‗vo efrooh ta pravgho tko`. Wau‗ro

cgneiiy roehy ta eppiy!

Eitkaufk smkaais ieunmk tkogr eppigmetgan pramossos et

hgccoront tg`os, fonoreiiy tkoy wgii apon jotwoon `gh-

Eufust enh ieto ]opto`jor. Oemk ungvorsgty‗s wojsgto

wgii toii yau oxemtiy wkon tkoy wgii jo roehy ta emmopt

suj`gssgans, enh yau skauih jo roehy ta suj`gt ettko oerigost passgjio heto huo ta tko raiignf eh`gssgans

pramoss. Gn atkor warhs, yau skauih try ta propero yaur

`etorgeis car tko apongnf heto, nat tko hoehigno!

Xa miergcy, raiignf eh`gssgans rocors ta tko cemt tket tko

smkaais wgii mansghor eppigmetgans gn tko arhor tket tkoy

ero ma`piotoh (gnmiuhgnf suj`gttgnf tko suppartgnf

hamu`onts!!), enh `ey jofgn `edgnf accors ac

eh`gssgan jocaro tkoy kevo rovgowoh ovory menhgheto‗s

eppigmetgan. Gn occomt, e stranf menhgheto wka eppigosoeriy `ey romogvo en accor gn Navo`jor, Homo`jor,

ar Lenuery. @oenwkgio, e sg`gier menhgheto wka wegts

untgi tko iest `gnuto `gfkt nat romogvo en accor untgi tko

sprgnf, ar `ey ovon jo wegtigstoh gc soets ero cgiignf up

cest, jomeuso kgs ar kor eppigmetgan `ey nat ovon jo

rovgowoh untgi sa`o ac tko ontrenmo soets ero eiroehy

cgiioh! Emmarhgnfiy, gt gs ehventefoaus ta ma`pioto yaur

eppigmetgan es saan es passgjio ta try ta somuro e spat

oeriy an. G `oen, wauihn‗t yau retkor jroozo tkraufkyaur cgnei so`ostor ac unhorfreh dnawgnf cuii woii tket

yau‗ii jo acc ta iew smkaai gn tko ceii?3, retkor tken sponh

tko iest tor` strossgnf enh crottgnf ejaut yaur cuturo1

Es wgtk eny atkor pert ac tko iew smkaai eh`gssgans

pramoss, yau kevo ta propero merocuiiy wkon puttgnf

tafotkor yaur eppigmetgan. ]a`o ac yaur mansghoretgans

wgii jo<

(5) Mancgr`gnf wkgmk metofary ta eppiy gn

@ast smkaais wgii kevo e Zofuier eh`gssgans metofary

es tko hoceuit metofary. Xkgs gs car gnhgvghueis tket ero

pienngnf ta ontor iew smkaai hgromtiy ector unhorfreh ar

ector e cow yoers ac ward oxporgonmo past-unhorfreh.

Rrotty `umk ovory smkaai wgii eisa kevo e sopereto

metofary car Ejargfgnei eppigments. Xkgs metofary

pravghos en appartungty car Cgrst Netgans, @otgs, enh

Gnugt menhghetos ta jo mansghoroh car eh`gssgans jesoh

an e hgccoront sot ac cemtars `aro roiovent ta Ejargfgnei

korgtefo.

_JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan Keii 

 / Uuoon‗s  / Attewe  / _ ac X  / Vostorn  / Vgnhsar  /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

Enatkor metofary accoroh jy `eny prafre`s gs e

@eturo metofary car eppigments wka ero ejavo e mortegn

efo enh/ar kevo fonoreiiy nat joon gn smkaai car e

mansghorejio porgah.

_ ac E / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / @mFgii / ]mkuigmk

Enh sa`o prafre`s eisa accor e Hgsmrotganery ar

]pomgei Mgrmu`stenmos ar ]pomgei Emmoss metofary,

wkoro eppigments wgii jo essossoh joyanh tkogr FRE

enh I]EX smaros.

_JM / _Sgm / _ ac ] / Zajsan Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe 

 / Vostorn / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

(:) ]ottgnf esgho succgmgont cunhs ta pey car tko

eppigmetgan coos

Ajvgausiy, tko `aro smkaais yau mkaaso ta eppiy ta,

tko `aro yau wgii kevo ta card aut car coos. Xkgs men ehh

up qugmdiy es yau men oxpomt ta pey jotwoon $?2 ta

$55? en eppigmetgan. Kawovor, ast smkaais ha pravgho

e mkenmo ta eppiy car e Coo Vegvor ta rohumo masts gc

yau‗ro gn cgnenmgei nooh.

(=) Errenfgnf car trensmrgpts, rocoronmo iottors,

otm. ta jo sont gn

Zo`o`jor tket tko raiignf eh`gssgans pramoss `oens

tket ma`pioto eppigmetgans wgii jo oveiuetoh cgrst. Waur

eppigmetgan wgii NAX jo ma`pioto gc tko eh`gssgans

hopert`ont kes nat romogvoh yaur hamu`onts, sumk es

=.; Cardgnf Avor tko Eppigmetgan Coos

?3Naw, han‗t jroozo ta tko pagnt tket yaur iest so`ostor frehos ero natgmoejiy skgttgor tken yaur provgaus frehos (tkaufk e igttio warso gs prajejiy per car tko

maurso). Es cun es gt wauih jo ta sponh caur antks gn trapgmei perehgso, gt mauih jo ewdwerh ta oxpiegn ja`jgnf yaur iest tor` ta cuturo suporv gsars ar o`piayors...

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yaur trensmrgpt(s) cra` yaur provgaus past-somanhery

gnstgtutgans. Xko anus gs an yau ta onsuro tket yau `edo

tko prapor errenfo`onts ta kevo eii yaur hamu`ontetgan

(gnmiuhgnf rocoronmo iottors!) suj`gttoh pra`ptiy.

(8) Zofgstorgnf car enh eppiygnf tkraufk AI-]E] car Anterga eppigmetgans

Gc yau gntonh ta eppiy car eny ac tko sgx Anterga iew

smkaais, tkon yau `ust suj`gt yaur eppigmetgan tkraufk

tko Anterga Iew ]mkaai Eppigmetgan ]orvgmo (AI]E]),

e montreigzoh systo` car eppigmetgans. Gn ehhgtgan ta

mkerfgnf yau e wkappgnf $57? coo ta uso tkgs sorvgmo

pius $72 por gnhgvghuei smkaai tket yau eppiy ta,

tko AI]E] pramoss eisa roqugros yau ta suj`gt en

Eutajgafrepkgmei ]dotmk wkoro yau hosmrgjo ovorysgnfio tkgnf yau‗vo hano sgnmo kgfk smkaai?6. Xa soo

tko `eny ma`panonts tket yau nooh ta ma`pioto car

AI]E], migmd koro.

Ano ngmo tkgnf ejaut AI]E] gs tket gt apons gn `gh-

Eufust car suj`gssgans. Xkgs `oens yau men sponh tko

iest maupio woods ac yaur su``or kaigheys puttgnf

tafotkor yaur eppigmetgans enh yaur Eutajgafrepkgmei

]dotmk ector yau rofgstor car AI]E] enh mancgr` oxemtiy

wket tkoy roqugro yau ta suj`gt. Gn atkor warhs, yau

skauih jo roehy ta suj`gt jy oeriy ]opto`jor (et tko

ietost), enh evagh trygnf ta eppiy ector e now unhorfreh

yoer kgts enh yau‗ro mrezy jusy jy tko somanh wood ac

tko tor`.

Rkow. Wau‗ro hano! Naw eii yau kevo ta ha gs sgt jemd

enh roiex...

?6Voii, eyjo nat ovory tkgnf. Waur woodonh kajjy ac jedgnf jrawngos car romroetganei mansu`ptgan mauih prajejiy jo ioct aut.

Cgfuro 5< Sgsuei smko`etgm ac tko iew smkaai eppigmetgan pramoss, tko iofei ohumetgan pramoss, tko iofei laj soermk pramoss, enh tko jer mortgcgmet gan pramoss. Nato tket

tkoro ey jo eny ehhgtganei ropotgtgans gn roei igco.

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(5) Eppiy car smkaierskgps

]a`o smkaais wgii euta`etgmeiiy mansghor yau car

ontrenmo smkaierskgps, enh sa`o wgii nooh yau ta eppiy

car tko` soperetoiy. @edo suro ta doop an tap ac tkgs gc

yau went tko mkenmo ta oern sa`o croo mesk.

(:) Eppiy car rosghonmo

Han‗t carfot ta rofgstor car rosghonmo eraunh tko se`o

tg`o tket yau eppiy car eh`gssgan, gc yau‗ro pienngnf

ta stey an me`pus. Gt‗s nat eiweys tko `ast eccarhejio

aptgan, jut hocgngtoiy tko `ast manvongont.

Ano tkgnf G wauih suffost gs NAX igvgnf wgtk yaur

peronts wkgio yau ettonh iew smkaai?;. Vkgio gt

mauih hocgngtoiy sevo yau sa`o sorgaus haufk, men

yau g`efgno fottgnf westoh et ano ac tko `eny iew-

spansaroh ovonts pravghgnf croo jaazo, enh jrgnfgnf

e now ‛crgonh‗ ka`o ta yaur mkgihkaah johraa`1 NA,

na yau men‗t!

(=) Eppiy car stuhont iaens

Wau wgii `ast igdoiy nooh sa`o koip cgnenmgnf yaur

iofei ohumetgan. _nioss yau‗vo fat sa`o fonoraus

roietgvos ar crgonhs gn kgfk piemos, tko jost aptgan gs

ta ajtegn e stuhont iaen tkraufk yaur ka`o pravgnmo.

Xkoso pravgnmgei favorn`ont iaens ero pravghoh gn

manlunmtgan wgtk e iaen cra` tko cohorei favorn`ont.

Car aro gncar`etgan, stert wgtk tkgs MenIoern wojsgto.

@y nu`jor ano iossan ioernoh ejaut eppiygnf car

stuhont iaens gs tket gc yau‗ro fagnf ta kevo ta eppiy

car tko` enywey, yau skauih roquost tko wkaio

e`aunt tket yau‗ro oigfgjio car. G wes negvo gn `y iaeneppigmetgans enh eiweys trgoh ta jarraw ioss tken G wes

eiiawoh ta (ox. aniy mkaasgnf ta jarraw $5:D ano yoer

wkon G mauih kevo jarrawoh $5?D, gn en occart ta doop

`y hojts iaw). Jut tkgs mkagmo jgt `o gn tko jutt gn =I

wkon G ren unoxpomtohiy aut ac cunhs oeriy gnta tko

smkaai yoer, enh eppigoh car e jursery ta koip `o aut. G

wes rolomtoh car tko jursery jomeuso G kehn‗t oiomtoh ta

`exg`gzo tko e`aunt ac favorn`ont stuhont iaens tket

G wes romogvgnf. Noohioss ta sey, G wes pgssoh?7. Et tko

onh ac tko hey, `y ehvgmo gs car yau ta jarraw es `umk

es yau men cra` tko favorn`ont iaen prafre`, enh sot

eny oxtre `anoy esgho gn en gntorost-oerngnf emmaunt ar

gnvost gt wgsoiy32.

(8) Hgsmuss eh`gssgan rosuits (anigno) et yaur

awn rgsd

Vkgio gt `ey jo to`ptgnf ta iurd an e sgto igdo

iewstuhonts.me  ta soo wkon menhghetos ero romogvgnf

accors, wket FRE/I]EX smaros ero fottgnf emmoptoh ar

hgnfoh, ar kaw `eny poapio ero fottgnf wegtigstoh, gtwan‗t ha yau eny faah ta dnaw tkoso tkgnfs. Anmo yau

suj`gt yaur eppigmetgan(s), tko pramoss gs aut ac yaur

kenhs (unioss yau pien ta rowrgto tko I]EX ector yau‗vo

eiroehy eppigoh). Xkoro‗s nat `umk yau men ha cra`

koro oxmopt ta mkomd an tko stetus ac yaur eppigmetgans

(g.o. anigno tkraufk tko ungvorsgty wojsgtos ar jy meiignf

tko eh`gssgans hopert`onts, jut nat sa acton tket tkoy

fot sgmd ac koergnf yaur wkgny vagmo), kapo, enh prey

(enh oet enh iavo).

Han‗t meuso yaursoic unnomossery enxgoty jy ma`pergnf

yaur jemdfraunh enh stetgstgms ta atkors wka kevo

eiroehy koerh jemd cra` smkaais, ogtkor pasgtgvoiy ar

nofetgvoiy. Wau novor dnaw - sa`otkgnf gn yaur kgstary

ar porsanei steto`ont mauih roeiiy rosaneto wgtk en

eh`gssgans hopert`ont, enh sot yau epert cra` atkor

poapio wgtk jottor FREs/I]EX smaros ar e hgccoront sot

ac oxtre-murrgmuier emma`pigsk`onts. Iew smkaais ero

iaadgnf car e hgvorso ontrenmo miess oemk yoer, sa yaumen novor maunt yaursoic gn ar aut jesoh an kaw yau

ma`pero wgtk atkor poapio (enh wket tkoy‗ro mieg`gnf

enany`ausiy an tko woj).

=.7 Cgvo @aro Janus Xgps (Ig`gtoh Xg`o Aniy!)

?;]a`o poapio roeiiy ha mansghor igvgnf et ka`o hurgnf iew smkaai (car e igvoiy hojeto an tko tapgm migmd koro). Xa jo kanost G mauihn‗t tkgnd ac e warso ghoe, enh :-=

vgsgts ka`o e yoer (tg`os :-= paunhs fegnoh oemk tg`o cra` ce`giy maadgnf) suc cgmoh car o. Jut koy, ta oemk tkogr awn.

?7Nat aniy et `ysoic car jognf roeiiy jeh et juhfottgnf enh roeiiy negvo ejaut iaens enh jursergos, jut eisa et tko cemt tket sa`o ac `y miess`etos keh spont tkogr

su``or kaigheys fagnf an mrezy ehvonturos keicwey eraunh tko fiajo, enh stgii fat jursergos jomeuso tkogr jend emmaunts woro o`pty enh tkogr mrohgt merhs woro

`exoh aut. EZFK!!!

32Koro gs wkoro G ie`ont nat juygnf Faafio ar Eppio stamd jemd gn tko hey. *saj*

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(?) @edo jemd-up piens

Ano ac tko `ast crustretgnf perts ejaut eppiygnf car iew

smkaai gs wegtgnf car tko rosuits. Xko `a`ont yau migmd

]uj`gt, yau wgii went ta dnaw wkotkor yau‗ro emmoptoh

ar nat. _ncartunetoiy, igco haosn‗t ward tket wey. Gn cemt,gc yau‗ro wegtigstoh, yau `ey nat dnaw untgi ieto Eufust

ar ovon tko cgrst cow heys ac ]opto`jor wkotkor yau

wgii jo ettonhgnf iew smkaai tket yoer35.

Vkgio yau ero g`petgontiy wegtgnf ta koer jemd cra`

tko smkaais, yau nooh ta tkgnd ejaut eitornetgvo piens

car tko ma`gnf yoer. Vgii yau tedo en ehhgtganei raunh

ac songar-iovoi unhorfreh maursos ta g`pravo yaur

FRE1 Vgii yau toemk Onfigsk gn Esge3:1 Ar stert up yaur

awn jusgnoss1 Ar pursuo yaur cevaurgto emtgvgty et e

ma`potgtgvo iovoi1 Ar `eyjo lust ward car e yoer tajaast yaur jend jeienmo enh rosu`o1

Xko aptgans ero onhioss, enh yau nooh ta tkgnd ejaut

tko`. Iew smkaai gs aniy ano passgjio petk tket yaur

igco men tedo, sa han‗t iot gt ig`gt yaur aptgans ar doop

yau cra` yaur atkor hroe`s.

35Ano ac `y miess`etos wes emmoptoh acc tko wegtigst an tko somanh hey ac iew smkaai. Xket `oent tket ko keh ta `edo e c gnei homgsgan es ta wkotkor ta ettonh, enh

tkon fot eii kgs eccegrs gn arhor (gnmiuhgnf qugttgnf kgs ianf-tg`o laj, jroedgnf kgs rontei ioeso, enh avgnf ta enatkor pravgnmo), wgtkgn e cow heys. Xeid ejaut gntonso.

3:Gn 5I G ot caur stuhonts (eii wkgto eios, magnmghonteiiy...) wka keh hano tkgs enh roeiiy onlayoh tko oxporgonmos (sghojer< keic ac tko` me`o jemd ta M enehe wgtk

now spausos...). @y manmiusgan< toemkgnf Onfigsk gs nat e jeh aptgan car enyano gn nooh ac sa`otkgnf ta ha car e yoer.

 ‼ Gc G han‗t fot gnta iew smkaai (tkgs yoer), wket wauih G IASO ta ha wgtk `y tg`o1

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Wau‗vo keh e raufk hey.

Wau woro suppasoh ta kevo e `ootgnf wgtk yaur

Kanaurs suporvgsar, wka carfat yau oxgst enh ioct yauwegtgnf gn e herdiy-igt keiiwey car en kaur wkgio yau

sont gnmroesgnfiy pessgvo-effrossgvo o`egis gnqugrgnf es

ta kor iametgan. Wau woro suppasoh ta kevo iunmk wgtk

yaur swootkoert, wka menmoiioh et tko iest somanh ta

’fot sa`o oxtre koip cra` tko XE‐ gn tket 522-iovoi Erts

miess. Enh yau coit roeiiy aih wkon yau mut tkraufk tko

]tuhont _ngan Jugihgnf enh, upan soognf enh koergnf

ajnaxgaus 5;-yoer-aihs ovorywkoro, wanhoroh

wkotkor yau woro ovor tket ennaygnf (yau‗ro suro tket

yau woron‗t).

Wau cgneiiy edo gt ka`o enh men‗t wegt ta edo yaursoic

e piestgm jawi ac naahios, prap up yaur woery coot, enh

sponh tko rost ac ovongnf gn crant ac tko jaaj tujo. Jut

yau‗ro kevgnf traujio apongnf yaur epert`ont haar.

’Vket tko cumd11‐ yau oxmieg`, crustretoh jy yot enatkor

ajstemio gn yaur hey, enh yot enatkor ro`gnhor tket yau

skauih roeiiy kgt tko fy` `aro enh tano up tket uppor

jahy. Ovontueiiy, yau‗ro ejio ta nuhfo yaur haar apon,

enh soo e jgf cet onvoiapo an tko ciaar.

’Vket gs tkgs1‐ yau `uttor, mancusoh es ta wky tkgs

`antk‗s avorhuo jgiis me`o gn sgzo oxtre-ierfo. Jut

tkon, tko igfktjuij migmds. ’Vegt e somanh...e jgf cet

onvoiapo...mauih gt jo...!!!!‐

WO]. Gt gs. Waur emmoptenmo pemdefo cra` yaur nu`jor

ano mkagmo (woii nu`jor twa untgi tkgs `a`ont) kes

cgneiiy errgvoh!

Ector paurgnf yaursoic e stgcc hrgnd (@eh @on styio) enh

maufkgnf es yau hawn gt (wennejo styio), enh ector

pastgnf e sa`owket e`jgfuaus stetus an Cemojaad

eianf tko ignos ac ’Fuoss wka‗s now cevaurgto pkreso

gs G AJLOMX! Vka wents ta fa hrgndgnf tangfkt1!1‐, tkoroeigzetgan kgts.

Wau‗ro fagnf ta iew smkaai, jejy!!!!

Es yau rusk aut ta moiojreto wgtk yaur juhhgos, yau

cooi e sonso ac mei` enh hostgny. Ovorytkgnf tket yau‗vo

wardoh sa kerh car avor tko iest wkgio kes ma`o ta

crugtgan. Wau cooi sa croo, sa cuicgiioh gn tket `a`ont.

Gt gs aniy tko noxt hey, wkon yau‗ro ieto car miess, nursgnf

e pegncui kenfavor, enh mrevgnf tko froesgost ac froesy

jroedcest caahs, tket roeigty kgts efegn< ’Vket tko koii

kevo G fatton `ysoic gnta1‐

=.52 Xko Vegtgnf Fe`o

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Anmo yau‗vo romogvoh yaur accor(s), tko cgrst stop gs ta

homgho wkotkor enh wkoro ta emmopt. Lust jomeuso e

ungvorsgty igdos yau haosn‗t `oen yau kevo ta ettonh.

Wau `ey stgii homgho tket iew smkaai gs nat car yau, ar et

ioest nat car yau et tket `a`ont gn yaur igco (enh gc tkgs

gs tko meso, soo gc tkoro‗s eny wey ta hocor car e yoer).

Gc yau romogvo `uitgpio accors, yau nooh ta `edo e

homgsgan, enh qugmdiy, ejaut wkoro yau went ta fa.

Acton smkaais wgii fgvo yau e hoehigno ta mancgr` yaur

emmoptenmo, enh yau wgii igdoiy kevo ta suj`gt e hopasgt

(juhfot car $:22) ta somuro yaur soet.

Anmo yau‗vo mkason yaur smkaai enh caiiawoh eii tko stops

ta emmopt, yau‗ro gn tko mioer! (Enh wkon yau ha emmopt e

soet et e smkaai, edo suro yau toii tko atkor ungvorsgtgos

tket yau‗h igdo ta jo ro`avoh cra` mansghoretgan. Xkgs

gs tko maurtoaus Tede nat haumkojeffyP tkgnf ta ha, es

`eny atkor stuhonts emrass tko mauntry wgii jo vygnf car

tkaso spats). Xko ro`egngnf sprgnf/su``or jocaro iew

smkaai gs yaurs ta onlay wgtk tko dnawiohfo tket yau wgii

saan jo pert ac e prauh now LH miess.

Vkgio tko su``or gs yaurs ta ha wgtk es yau wgsk, G ha

kevo e cow suffostgans car fottgnf yaursoic es properoh es

passgjio car yaur g`ponhgnf g``orsgan gnta iew smkaai<

(5) Fa trevoiignf

Gc yau men eccarh tko oxponso enh tg`o acc cra` atkor

rospansgjgigtgos, G arhor yau ta fa enh soo enatkor pert

ac tko warih (fagnf ta Menmun ar Sofes haosn‗t maunt),

ospomgeiiy gc yau hghn‗t kevo tko mkenmo ta ha sa hurgnf

yaur unhorfreh yoers. Nat aniy ha yau hosorvo e jroedjocaro tko prossuros ac iew smkaai, jut yau wauih suroiy

jonocgt cra` now muiturei oxporgonmos enh ehvonturos.

Josghos, gt `edos car e froet manvorsetgan stertor gn

]opto`jor wkon yau‗ro gnovgtejiy esdoh ejaut wket

yau hgh eii su``or.

(:) Arfengzo yaur cgnenmos

Gn meso G kevon‗t ke``oroh ka`o tko pagnt woii

onaufk yot, IEV ]MKAAI G] CZOEDGNF O[RON]GSO.

Ha yaursoic e cevaur jy fottgnf yaur cgnenmgei eccegrs

gnta arhor sa tket yau dnaw kaw `umk `anoy yau

kevo, kaw `umk yau men eccarh ta sponh joyanh jesgm

igvgnf masts, enh kaw `umk yau ey nooh ta jarraw ta

`edo onhs `oot. G skauih eisa wern yau tket yau wgii

igdoiy sponh wey `aro tken entgmgpetoh gn tko ceii ac cgrst

yoer, `astiy an samgei ovonts, `o`jorskgp coos (ox. $:2 

car tko Menehgen Jer Essamgetgan), enh jaazo.

Gc yau ehh tkgnfs up enh tkoro‗s e skartceii jotwoon

wket yau kevo enh wket yau nooh gn arhor ta pey car

iew smkaai (enh oet emtuei oeis joyanh @emHaneih‗s),yaur cgrst stop (josghos esdgnf yaur ce`giy car koip gc

tket‗s en aptgan) skauih jo ta fot e stuhont iaen enh

jarraw tko `exg`u` e`aunt evegiejio ta yau.

Gc yau‗ro stgii skart ector e ce`giy ar stuhont iaen, yau

`ey wgsk ta mansghor eppiygnf car e Rracossganei ]tuhont

Igno ac Mrohgt cra` e jend. Jo ewero ac tko gntorost reto

enh ropey`ont tor`s, enh jo ewero tket yau ey nooh

ta cgnh e ma-sgfnar (g.o. e peront ar spauso) ta fuerentoo

tko iaen gn meso yau hoceuit (ede run ewey wgtk tko`anoy ta Maiu`jge). ]a`o passgjio aptgans gnmiuho,

gn na pertgmuier arhor< J@A3=, XH Menehe Xrust, enh

]matgeJend. Lust jo suro ta doop gn `gnh tko caiiawgnf

seygnf na `ettor kaw yau cunh yaur stuhgos< ’Igvo igdo

e iewyor wkon yau‗ro gn iew smkaai, enh yau‗ii igvo igdo

e iew stuhont wkon yau‗ro e iewyor.‐

(=) Kunt car en epert`ont (effrossgvoiy gc

nomossery!)

Gc yau nooh ta avo enh homghoh nat ta igvo gn rosghonmo

(wgso mkagmo gc yau men‗t stenh tko ghoe ac kevgnf ta

gntoremt wgtk iawiy nan-iew caids), tkon `edo suro

tket yau put faah occart gnta cgnhgnf emma``ahetgan

ekoeh ac tg`o. ]a`o `erdots (*maufk* Senmauvor) ero

pertgmuieriy ma`potgtgvo e`anfst rontors, enh gc yau

siemd acc, yau mauih cgnh yaursoic wgtkaut e raac avor

yaur koeh car tko cgrst cow heys ac iew smkaai38.

=.55 Fottgnf Waur ]kgt Xafotkor

 3=G kevo e pracossganei stuhont igno ac mrohgt c ra` J@A enh gt gs prott y ewosa`o. G hghn‗t nooh e ma-sgfnar, G wes oigfgjio ta jarraw up ta $:2D e yoer et e iaw gntorost

reto (tkgs wes pro-:22;), enh G mauih jarraw car CA_Z yoers jocaro `edgnf pey`onts an t ko prgnmgpei (`oengnf tket hurgnf y ontgro ertgmignf porgah, G mantgnuoh ta

`edo pey`onts lust car tko J@A gntorost, enh usoh y gnma`o ta pey hawn tko prgnmgpei an y Menehe enh Eijorte st uhont iaens cgrst).

38Ar ovon warso, carmoh ta ront en epert`ont cgiioh wgtk sdotmky raa``etos, gnmiuhgnf Xko Ano Vka Haosn‗t ]kawor enh Xko Ano Vka Haosn‗t _nhorstenh tko

@oengnf ac Rorsanei ]pemo ar Xko Zoeiiy Zoeiiy I auh Ano.

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E cow tgps cra` `y oxporgonmo< jowero ac sme`s

(ospomgeiiy an Mregfsigst)4 eiweys `ontgan tket yau‗ro e

iew stuhont (unsevaury ienhiarhs wgii evagh yau, wkgio

rospomtejio ienhiarhs wgii essu`o tket yau wgii jo e

rospansgjio enh roigejio tonent3?)4 enh gc yau roeiiy igdoe piemo, `edo suro yaur oyos igfkt up enh yau toii tko

ienhiarh tket yau ZOEIIW went ta igvo tkoro (strenfoiy

onaufk, yaur puro hosgro car e raa` ar epert`ont mauih

jo tko homghgnf cemtar car tko jugihgnf `enefor, et ioest

jesoh an `y oxporgonmo).

Enh ak, gc yau‗ro fagnf ta raa` wgtk nan-iew poapio,

tkon pioeso han‗t mancgr` tkogr storoatypos ac iew 

stuhonts. Gn atkor warhs, jo e faah raa``eto enh ha

try ta jo nar`ei anmo gn e wkgio.

(8) Vetmk ar ro-wetmk yaur cevaurgto iofei

`avgos enh XS skaws

Ak suro, yaur oxporgonmo es e iew stuhont enh iewyor,

pertgmuieriy gn tko Menehgen systo`, wgii novor ma`o

miaso ta jognf es oxmgtgnf es wket yau soo an smroon.

Enh ac maurso, yau men‗t roeiiy oxpomt ta ma`o acc es

jognf es ettremtgvo, woeitky, enh paworcui es eii tkaso

cgmtganei ettarnoys. ]a wgii yau ioern enytkgnf cra`

wetmkgnf skaws enh cgi`s1 Rrajejiy nat. Jut tkoy‗ro

stgii cun onaufk ta wetmk, enh et ioest s`ertor tken tko

evorefo Kaiiywaah su``or jiamdjustor (sa`otg`os).

@y roma``onhetgans1 Mkomd aut Zegsgnf tko Jer , enh

Crendign & Jesk  car sa`o maady iofei hre`e enh e

piotkare ac protty poapio gn sugts (enh epperontiy tko

Menehgen skaw Jgiiejio Kaurs  gs kgiergaus, jut G kevon‗t

joon ejio ta tremd gt hawn anigno), enh ]ugts , He`efos  

ar Xko Faah Vgco   car sa`otkgnf tket roqugros yau tauso e jgt `aro ac yaur jregn. Car `avgos, kaw ejaut

Xko Ignmain Iewyor , @gmkeoi Mieytan (ospomgeiiy car tko

gnmrohgjio apongnf spoomk), Cremturo , ar `y porsanei

cevaurgto, Iofeiiy Jianho  (jonh enh snep!)

Ak, G skauih `ontgan e cow tkgnfs tket keppon an

E`orgmen XS tket (hgseppagntgnfiy) ha nat keppon gn

Menehgen maurtraa`s<

‼ Menehgen trgeis tedo antks ar yoers ta smkohuio, natheys ar woods4

 ‼ Menehgen mrg`gnei iew haosn‗t uso tko tor`s ’coiany‐ar ’`gsho`oenar‐ ar ’pioeh tko Cgctk‐4

‼ Menehgen iewyors han‗t sey ’Waur wgtnoss‐ taappasgnf maunsoi wkon tkoy cgngsk tkogr quostgans4

 ‼ Menehgen iewyors acton kevo ta woer rajos gn maurtretkor tken $:,222 sugts334

 ‼ Menehgen iewyors ha nat rocor ta tkogr pasgtganshurgnf trgei es ’cgrst mkegr‐ ar ’somanh mkegr‐ (et ioestnat gn JM)4

 ‼ Menehgen luhfos novor gnvgto ar arhor maunsoi ta’eppraemk tko jonmk‐4

 ‼ Menehgen luhfos fonoreiiy ha nat oot wgtk iewyorsgn tkogr prgveto Mke`jors (ede prgveto accgmo)4

 ‼ (Enh porkeps `ast hgseppagntgnfiy) Menehgen luhfosha nat kevo e fevoi ta jenf.

(?) Vetmk pramoohgnfs et e iamei maurtkauso

Gc toiovgsgan enh cgi` toemkos us tket iewyorgnf gs protty

he`n soxy, tkon roei maurtraa` emtgan toemkos us tket

poapios‗ ontgro igvos enh igvoigkaahs ero et stedo gn tko

 lustgmo systo`. Gc yau ovor wetmk e mrg`gnei prasomutgan,

e hgvarmo pramoohgnf, ar e wranfcui tor`gnetgan iewsugt,

yau wgii igdoiy natgmo kaw hgccgmuit tostgcygnf gn maurt

men jo car tko pertgmgpents, enh kaw hoopiy porsanei

trgeis men joma`o.

Atkor tkgnfs ta iaad car1 Xko wey tket tko iewyors

ehhross tko luhfo (’Waur Kanaur‐ gn Rravgnmgei Maurt,

enh ’@‗Iarh ar @‗Iehy‐ et tko suporgar iovoi ac maurt),

enh oemk atkor (’`y crgonh‐ ar ’`y ioernoh crgonh‐).

Xko otgquotto tket gs ta jo caiiawoh, sumk es jawgnf

wkon tko luhfo ontors enh oxgts tko raa`, enh nat oetgnfar hrgndgnf wkon yau‗ro sgttgnf gn tko feiiory (tko pujigm

soetgnf eroe gn oemk maurtraa`, enh yos G‗vo soon poapio

jrgnf gn ]terjumds enh Jgf @ems). Enh ac maurso, tko wey

tket iewyors manhumt tkogr oxe`gnetgans ac wgtnossos

enh prosont tkogr erfu`onts gn maurt. Nat ovory ettarnoy

gs en eii-ster, jut yau men ioern cra` wetmkgnf jatk

tko faah (ox. woii arfengzoh, egr ac eutkargty, promgso

3?Xkaufk ano ac y iew crgonhs wes ossontgeiiy ovgmtoh cra` twa eper t`onts gn e raw, pravgnf tket efo-aih ehefo ejaut edgnf essu`ptgans.

33Et ioest wo han‗t kevo ta woer wgfs igdo aur Jrgtgsk crgonhs.

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enh ertgmuieto) enh tko jeh (ox. teidgnf gn mgrmios, nat

arfengzoh, steiignf wkon esdoh e quostgan jy tko luhfo).

Ano atkor jonocgt ac fagnf ta wetmk igvo maurt gs tket

yau men joma`o aro ma`cartejio wgtk tko maurtkauso

onvgran`ont. Gt‗s e sorgaus enh gntg`ghetgnf sottgnf, enh

yau han‗t went yaur cgrst tg`o gn e maurtraa` ta jo

wkon yau‗ro roprosontgnf yaur cgrst migont36.

(3) Emqugro tko caiiawgnf caur tkgnfs

E. E homont sugt

Ovon wgtkgn tko cgrst cow `antks ac smkaai yau `gfkt

ettonh e wgno enh mkooso notwardgnf ovont, e laj

gntorvgow car e su``or pasgtgan ector 5I (ospomgeiiy

car stuhonts wgtk onfgnoorgnf jemdfraunhs wka erogntorostoh gn wardgnf gn Gntoiiomtuei Rraporty iew -

tkaso cgr`s kgro qugmdiy), enh/ar maurt (nat ta smero yau

ar enytkgnf, jut yau mauih vory woii jo roprosontgnf e

migont et e mrg`gnei sontonmgnf koergnf gc yau vaiuntoor

car e sorvgmo igdo _JM‗s Iew ]tuhonts‗ Iofei Ehvgmo 

Rrafre ). Gc yau kevo et ioest ano faah sugt, yau‗ii jo

mavoroh.

Gc yau han‗t eiroehy kevo e sugt enh nooh ta juy ano

jocaro 5I, try ta tkgnd ac gt es e ianf-tor` gnvost`ont.

Wau `ey nat nomossergiy went ta sponh kunhrohs ac

haiiers, jut han‗t fa car tko mkoepost aptgan ogtkor.

Cgnh e ngmo sugt wgtk en eppoeignf jrenh tket yau wgii

nat aniy iaad ewosa`o gn, jut cooi tateiiy mancghont

gn es woii. Wau men novor fa wranf wgtk jiemd ar

mkermaei/herd froy, enh car fuys, e tkroo-pgomo sugt

(wgtk e vost) wgii oioveto yaur styio ta tko noxt iovoi.

 Lust migmd koro ar koro car sa`o gnspgretgan. ]weffor

an, jejy!

J. En up-ta-heto rosu`o

Kevo yau rovgsoh yaur rosu`o ta gnhgmeto tket yau‗vo

cgngskoh yaur unhorfreh prafre`, enh tket yau wgii

saan jo e LH menhgheto1 Kevo yau ehhoh gn yaur

ietost emtgvgtgos, emma`pigsk`onts, enh ewerhs1 Wau

wgii sevo yaursoic sa`o stross gc yau kevo e murront

rosu`o jocaro tko cgrst hey ac 5I, retkor tken kevgnf

ta sponh tg`o gn ]opto`jor ohgtgnf gt car tko purpasos

ac laj ar vaiuntoor eppigmetgans. Car en oxe`pio ac

e rosu`o terfotoh et iofei lajs, yau men kevo e iaad

et `gno koro. G wauih eisa roma``onh tket yau

`edo en eppagnt`ont wgtk yaur iew smkaai‗s Meroor]orvgmos ar Meroor Hovoiap`ont accgmo sa`otg`o gn

tko cgrst so`ostor ta rovgow yaur rosu`o (enh mavor

iottor gc yau kevo ano) enh paigsk gt up.

M. E iamei pkano nu`jor

Wau dnaw wket‗s ennaygnf1 Vkon yau `edo e now

crgonh wka kesn‗t jatkoroh ta mkenfo kgs nu`jor

ta e iamei ano, ovon tkaufk ko piens ta jo gn tko

mgty car et ioest tko noxt tkroo yoers. Fuys enh feis,

gc yau‗ro ettonhgnf iew smkaai ewey cra` ka`o,

pioeso ma``gt eiroehy enh lust fot e now nu`jor.

Waur now peis wgii eppromgeto yau sevgnf tko` sa`o

ianf hgstenmo mkerfos (nat tket enyano roeiiy `edos

‛pkano meiis‗ eny`aro, jut yau fot wket G‗` seygnf).

H.E tejiot ar ieptap car miess

Cgrst ac eii, gc yau han‗t eiroehy kevo ano ar tko atkor

ar jatk ac tko ejavo ” u`, gt‗s tko :5st montury, yau

men fot ano car croo wkon yau juy yaur gntornotar yaur mejio ar yaur atkor ma`putor3;. ]omanhiy,

G wauih roma``onh emqugrgnf sumk e partejio

`emkgno ta tedo wgtk yau ta smkaai. Ovon gc yau procor

ta tedo yaur natos jy kenh (sa`o poapio stgii ha, enh

G porsaneiiy usoh e ma`jgnetgan ac spgrei natojaad

enh ieptap), tkoro ero stgii fagnf ta jo tg`os wkoro

yau‗h went ta ward an pralomts ar mkomd yaur o`egi

ar lust surc tko woj `gnhiossiy jotwoon miessos. G

fuoss yau mauih uso yaur s`ertpkano...jut Wautujovghoas wgii stgii iaad jost an tko jgffor smroon, enh

wo eii dnaw tket yau‗ii stgii jo wetmkgnf e iat ac tkaso.

Faah iumd!

Vkow, G tkgnd tket‗s ovorytkgnf yau nooh ta dnaw

ejaut propergnf car enh eppiygnf ta iew smkaai. Gt‗s e

iat ac gncar`etgan ta hgfost, enh `aro g`partentiy, e iat

ac ward car yau ta doop an tap ac. Jut doop an tap ac gt

36Vka eiroehy haosn‗t tedo yau sorgausiy jomeuso ac yaur jejy cemo, natgmoejio swoetgnf, enh manstent c ghfotgnf (jtw HA NAX RI EW VGXK WA_Z RON GN MA_ZX, es gn

migmdgnf gt avor enh avor wkon fgvgnf yaur suj`gssgans, enh HA NAX LGNFIO WA_Z MKENFO/DOW] GN WA_Z RAMDOX. Wau wgii hrgvo tko luhfo mrezy enh piemo yaursoic et

rgsd ac jognf aponiy roprg`enhoh enh/ar ku gigetoh). Lust jroetko (gn enh aut, gn enh aut), camus (oyo an tko prgzo ac fottgnf aut ac tket maurtraa` es ep), enh dnamd

gt aut ac tko jeiiperd (ar skaat gt tkraufk tko cgvo-kaio, gc yau procor).

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yau wgii37, gc yau went ta fgvo yaursoic tko jost mkenmo ac

joetgnf aut tkausenhs ac atkor eppigments enh somurgnf

ano ac tko mavotoh pasgtgans et e Menehgen iew smkaai.

Gt‗h jo ngmo gc G mauih mep acc tkgs pert ac tko jaad wgtk

sa`o gnspgrgnf warhs ejaut kaw ’fottgnf gn gs tko

kerhost pert‐ ar ’na ano qugts ar cegis aut ac iew smkaai‐.

Jut wkgio tkoro `ey jo sa`o trutk gn tkaso steto`onts,

`y oxporgonmo kes teufkt o tket sa`o ac yaur jgffost

mkeiionfos ero yot ta ma`o. ]a G kapo yau‗ro roehy ta

nat aniy fot gnta e iew smkaai ac yaur mkagmo, jut ta

emtueiiy DGMD E]] wkgio yau‗ro tkoro.

3;‗` sarry gc G saunh gnsonsgtgvo. Gt‗s lust tket G‗` croquontiy soon ka`oioss poapio wgtk moiipkanos, enh kevo vgsgtoh hgsehventefoh mkgihron wgtk gRehs. Nat dghhgnf.

37G‗` nat suro gc tkgs gs e fre``etgmeiiy marromt pkreso, es G c oit igdo Wahe wkon wrgtgnf gt.

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Na `ettor wkoro yau onh up fagnf car smkaai, rost

essuroh tket sa`otg`o eraunh tko onh ac Eufust ar

Iejaur Hey woodonh, yau wgii jo oxporgonmgnf sa`o

sart ac gngtgetgan pramoss.

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

Jesoh an `y oxporgonmo (ettonhgnf ano iew smkaai

argontetgan enh vaiuntoorgnf et twa atkors62), yau men

oxpomt sa`o ma`jgnetgan ac tko caiiawgnf< `ootgnf

pracossars enh atkor cemuity stecc4 igstongnf ta gnspgrgnf

iomturos cra` ioehgnf iewyors ejaut tko kgstary ac tkgs

najio pracossgan4 hrgndgnf yaur ess acc et ioest ano

Argontetgan Vood perty, gc nat sovorei4 oetgnf croo caah

pravghoh jy ano ac tko `elar iew cgr`s gn tko mgty654

mannomtgnf wgtk atkor 5Is enh trygnf ta joma`o crgonhs

wkgio sgzgnf oemk atkor up4 sgnfgnf, mkentgnf, pieygnf

mkerehos, ar e `gxturo ac eii tkroo (eii gn tko ne`o ac

‛smkaai spgrgt‗)4 enh hgh G `ontgan hrgndgnf yaur ess acc1

Car sa`o poapio, gt‗s ano koii ac e faah tg`o. Car atkors,

ospomgeiiy ‛@eturo‗ caids wgtk e tan ac ward enh igco

oxporgonmo wka han‗t nooh ta piey erjgtrery gmojroedor

fe`os gn arhor ta janh wgtk atkors, gt men soo` `aro

eianf tko ignos ac e mruoi enh unusuei pungsk`ont.

Jut roferhioss ac yaur porsanei vgow, yau stgii kevo ta

pertgmgpeto (gn arhor ta fot g`partent gncar`etgan enh

MKERXOZ 8<IGSGNF GX _R GN 5I

sgfn up car g`partent tkgnfs), sa yau `gfkt es woii sumd

gt up, prgnmoss, enh try ta kevo e cejuiaus tg`o.

Ano maai tkgnf haos keppon es oeriy es Argontetgan

wood gs tket yau stert ta fot ta dnaw tko poapio gn

yaur s`eii fraup ar somtgan (gc yaur iew prafre` usos

tkgs systo`). E s`eii fraup gs e fraup ac :2 ar sa atkor

maiioefuos tket yau wgii skero oemk ac yaur 5I miessoswgtk. Xkoso :2-sa`o poapio wgii igdoiy joma`o yaur

miasost crgonhs, mancghentos, enh ma`potgtars tkraufkaut

tko yoer enh ovon woii gnta yaur meroor. ]a`o s`eii

fraups foi woii, wkgio atkors sg`piy fa tkraufk tko

`atgans ac fagnf ta oemk miess tafotkor. Gt‗s roeiiy up ta

mkenmo enh tko porsaneigtgos enh ettgtuhos ac ovoryano

gnvaivoh6:.

8.5 Argontetgan Nat Aptganei

62Vket men G sey, G roeiiy igdoh kgttgnf an ootgnf now st uhonts enh fottgnf tko` hrund...wgtk dnawiohfo!

65Jocaro `y cgrst hey ac Argontetgan, G hgh nat dnaw ac e sgnfio iew cgr` gn Senmauvor. Jy tko onh ac tket wood, G mauih igst acc keic e hazon `elar cgr`s lust igdo tket .

Xkgs gfkt sey e igtt io sa`otkgnf ejaut kaw koevgiy jgf cgr`s erdot ta igt tio stuhonts...tkaufk sa`o ey tedo gt e jgt taa cer.

6:G wes iumdy ta onh up gn e kgfk emkgovgnf jut maiiofgei s`eii fraup. Vo woro e prot ty doon junmk, wgnngnf tko Argontetgan Vood ma`potgtgan et tko jofgnngnf ac tko

yoer (nat tket tkgs keh enytkgnf ta ha wgtk aur jregns), enh e elargty ac tko stuhont maunmgi pasgtgans et tko onh ac 5I (tkgs hghn‗t roeiiy gnvaivo jregns ogtkor).

Gt‗s cunny ta tkgnd jemd ta `y cgrst yoer enh sa`o ac tko skonengfens tket `y miess`etos fat up ta, naw tket poapio ero roei iewyors enh eii. Car gnstenmo, G novor

tkaufkt tket, kevgnf anmo run gnta twa pertgmuier miess`etos fottgnf up ta ejsaiutoiy na faah et ‛Xko Rgt‗ (e woii dnawn _JM jer croquontoh jy ovory Lorsoy ]karo

wennejo an me`pus an Vohnoshey ngfkts, gnmiuhgnf anos wka wauih wgiignfiy sigp $:2 ta e jaunmor lust ta iot t ko` gn tkraufk tko j emd haar aniy ta cgnh tk et tko miuj

gtsoic wes emtueiiy keic o`pty enh tko fgfentgm igno-up et tko crant ac tko jer wes lust car skaw, nat tket G dnaw cra` porsanei oxporgonmo ar enytkgnf), tket ano wauih

fa an ta miord car tko Mkgoc Lustgmo ac tko ]upro`o Maurt ac Menehe enh tko atkor wauih onh up ertgmignf car ano ac tko pro`gor igtgfetgan cgr`s gn tko mauntry1. Xko

`arei ac tko stary - tket ovon roeiiy s`ert poapio men onlay roeiiy tresky ngfkts aut. ]a igvo gt up e igt tio, poops, enh han‗t luhfo!

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Gc yau tkaufkt iew smkaai wes yaur tgmdot ta ioerngnf gn

en gnspgrgnf, pracossganei, enh gntoiiomtuei onvgran`ont,

tkon yau‗ro pertiy rgfkt. Wau wgii jo teufkt jy

dnawiohfoejio pracossars (gn sugts!) wka wgii mkeiionfo

yau enh yaur maiioefuos ta tkgnd igdo iewyors enh pgmd

epert tko iew enh tko iofei systo`.

Jut iew smkaai gs nat sa`o emeho`gm kevon wkoro yau

men camus saioiy an yaur stuhgos. Na, lust igdo eny atkor

sgtuetgan wkoro yau `gx e junmk ac poapio tafotkor gn

ano mancgnoh spemo, gt‗s ejaut survgvei ac tko cgttost. Wau

han‗t lust nevgfeto tkraufk yaur maursos, yau eisa kevo

ta nevgfeto tkraufk yaur samgei mgrmios, enh, hoponhgnfan yaur styio, ovon stop an e cow atkor poapio an yaur

wey ta tko tap.

]a wgtk eii tket jognf segh, koro ero sovorei warhs tket

hosmrgjoh `y iew smkaai onvgran`ont<

E. Migquoy

Xkoro‗s e roesan tket poapio ma`pero iew smkaai 

ta kgfk smkaai. Vkon yau kevo e sot smkohuio, e

iamdor, essgfnoh miess`etos, smkaai henmos car ovorykaighey, enh e hyscunmtganei stuhont maunmgi, gt‗s

kerh nat ta jo ro`gnhoh ac tkaso heys ianf pest

wkoro yaur `egn faeis woro jognf maai, fottgnf iegh,

enh fottgnf iegh.

Jut ovon `aro tken tket, poapio soo`oh ta ceii gnta

kgfk-smkaai-igdo-migquos. Iot `o fgvo yau e cow

oxe`pios<

Xko Uugot Foods - ]aigtery jy neturo, tko Uugot

Foods‗ procorroh kejgtet gs wgtkgn tko maiu`ns ac tko

iew igjrery, wkoro tkoy men jo caunh et eny kaur ac

tko hey ar ngfkt. Oqugppoh wgtk en gnmrohgjio ejgigty

ta gnstentiy pengm (dnawn es ‛croozgnf up‗), es woii

es metestrapkgzo ejaut tkogr cuturos an e rofuier

jesgs (dnawn es ‛croedgnf aut‗), Uugot Foods ero

gntrgnsgmeiiy hrgvon ta ha wket tkoy ha jost< stuhy.

Xko Iauh Foods - _sueiiy ma`pasoh ac fgent jregns enh

s`eii pongsos (`otepkargmeiiy spoedgnf), Iauh Foods

men oesgiy jo natgmoh gn tkogr cevaurgto onvgran`ont<

tko crant ac tko miessraa`. Vgtk e tonhonmy tawerhs

usgnf sumk tomkngquos es kypatkotgmei quostgangnf,

effrossgvo hojetgnf, enh rohunhent spoomk-`edgnf,

Iauh Foods acton pravado roemtgans cra` atkors gn

tko car`s ac sgfkgnf, oyo-raiignf, enh/ar pepor-jeii-

tkrawgnf.

Xko Lamds - Xko Lamds jroed hawn gnta twa

sujmetofargos. Xko cgrst ero tko Sotoren Lamds, wka

kevo `eny yoers ac oxporgonmo, sa`otg`os et en

oigto iovoi, gn tkogr mkason etkiotgm onhoevaurs. Xko

somanh ero tko Zaadgo Lamds, wka, ector `eny yoersac porcomtgnf tko ert ac maumk sgttgnf enh Mkootas

oetgnf, kevo roeigzoh tket tkrawgnf e crgsjoo ar

hahfojeii naw maunts es spart. Zoferhioss ac tkogr

sujmetofary, Lamds men jo essuroh ac ano tkgnf< tket

tkoy ruio tko smkaai.

Xko Mkoorioehors - Eitkaufk nat mkoorioehors

gn tko igtorei sonso, tkgs fraup (ac iehgos) haos

wket mkoorioehors woro jarn ta ha< iaad faah,

sproeh tkogr...ru`aurs, enh heto upwerhs (lamds,uppormiess`on, `oh stuhonts, enh emtuei iewyors

jognf procorroh menhghetos). ]a`okaw, tkoso ‛oxtre-

murrgmuier emtgvgtgos‗ ha nat hgstremt tko` cra`

emkgovgnf tkogr uitg`eto faei< frehuetgnf noer tko

tap ac tko miess, ienhgnf e jgf cgr` laj, enh `edgnf

pertnor gn cgvo yoers wkgio regsgnf :.? dghs, e kusjenh,

enh e iejrehaahio.

Xko ]`adors - Vkotkor gnhuifgnf gn e mgferotto ar

sa`otkgnf stranfor, ]`adors ero dnawn car< nat

eppoergnf ta fgvo e skgt ejaut iew smkaai4 ieufkgnf

upraergausiy enh `ystorgausiy e`anfst atkor

]`adors4 enh croozgnf tkogr essos acc gn tko wgntors

wkgio `uttorgnf unhor tkogr jroetks tket tkoy‗ro fagnf

ta qugt saan, vory saan.

J. Ma`potgtgvo

@eny poapio went ta dnaw wkotkor iew smkaai gs es

ma`potgtgvo es gt soo`s wkon partreyoh gn jaads enh

8.: Voima`o ta tko I], Jgtmk6=

6=Xkgs pkreso gs jognf usoh es en ka`efo ta ano ac tko froetost skaws ac aur fonoretgan (woii et ioest car t ko cgrst soesan). G ha epaiafgzo gc, igdo y ox-fgricrgonhs,

yau ero acconhoh jy `y uso ac tkgs warh. Kawovor, G wgii rocregn cra` caiiawgnf up wgtk, ’]tap jognf sa sonsgtgvo, yau stupgh *%)*#*B^#‐. Hgh G `ontgan tket

tkoy‗ro oxos1

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cgi`s. Xko jost enswor gs tket yos, gt gs ma`potgtgvo,

jut `eyjo nat gn tko wey tket poapio tkgnd.

Cgrstiy, es cer es G men toii, stuhonts han‗t roeiiy rgp 

pefos aut ac igjrery jaads ar jarraw tko` enh novor

roturn tko` lust ta smrow avor tkogr miess`etos68.

Gnstoeh, tko ma`potgtgan gs ac e `aro sujtio neturo.

Gt‗s ejaut stuhonts eii trygnf ta jo nu`jor ano, enh

qugmdiy roeigzgnf tket tkoy ero jaunh ta cero jottor ar

warso tken pertgmuier poors. Xap stuhonts wgii tkon

try ta porcar` atkor tap hafs jy stuhygnf ianfor

enh trygnf kerhor (enh nat sa umk jy sejatefgnf ar

unhor`gngnf ar `engpuietgnf tkogr poors, tkoy‗ro cer

taa miessy enh jusy car tket), wkgio ohgamro stuhonts

wgii try ta kuf tko murvo es tgfktiy es passgjio sa es

nat ta smaro joiaw evorefo gn miessos. Es car poapio

wka ero et tko jatta` ac tko jerroi…woii, iot‗s nat

tkgnd ejaut tket.

@ast igdoiy, yau wan‗t kevo ta warry ejaut cgnhgnf

e dngco gn yaur jemd. Jut `edo na `gstedo - tkoro

ero eiweys fagnf ta jo poapio ero funngnf ta jo

tko jost, enh yau men oesgiy cgnh yaursoic meufkt up

gn tko `ehnoss. @y jost ehvgmo< ward kerh, han‗t

ma`pero yaursoic wgtk atkors, enh ro`gnhor yaursoic

nat ta fgvo e cumd ejaut kaw enyano oiso gs cergnf.

M. Maiiofgei

Xko cemt tket iew smkaai gs ma`potgtgvo lust ma`os

wgtk tko torrgtary. Gt‗s e kufo jettio ta ovon fot gnta

iew smkaai, `umk ioss pess gt (`ast poapio ha), fot

en ertgmignf pasgtgan (`eny poapio ha), fot kgroh

jemd es en essamgeto (sa`o poapio ha), enh fot yaur

ne`o an tko cgr` haar es e pertnor (cow poapio ha).

Jut hospgto tko ma`potgtgvo neturo ac tko iew smkaai

onvgran`ont, stuhonts men jo vory maiiofgei. Vgtkgn

miessraa`s, stuhonts wgii skero tkogr natos, oxpross

tkogr ghoes enh gnsgfkts, enh jesgmeiiy janh gn e

wey tket seys, ’Vo‗ro eii gn tkgs tafotkor‐. Autsgho

ac miessraa`s, uppor yoer stuhonts acton `ontar

tko nowjgos6?, enh wgii fa aut ac tkogr wey ta `edo

tko`soivos emmossgjio car ehvgmo enh fughenmo.

Gn skart, tkoro‗s na nooh ta jo e hgmd wkgio gn iew

smkaai. ]uro, yau went ta ha tko jost yau men,

enh ha ovorytkgnf wgtkgn yaur pawor ta cuicgii yaur

e`jgtgans. Jut yau ha gt wkgio mantrgjutgnf jemd ta

yaur miess`etos enh cemuity, enh koipgnf aut wkon

yau men. Es e wgso yaunf `en anmo segh< wket faos

eraunh ma`os eraunh.

(Enh e igttio nato ejaut Mancghonmo)

Ano tkgnf tket hgh tedo `o e jgt jy surprgso ejaut

5I wes kaw `umk `y mancghonmo taad e kgt gn tko

cgrst so`ostor. Ovon tkaufk G dnow tket G wes tateiiyqueigcgoh ta jo tkoro, G kevo ta eh`gt tket tkoro woro

tg`os, pertgmuieriy ector igstongnf ta e miess`eto fgvo

en gnsgfktcui rospanso ar esd e jrgiigent quostgan ar toii

`o tket tkoy lust spont tko woodonh stuhygnf wkgio G

spont tko woodonh romavorgnf cra` Crghey ngfkt, wkoro

G wanhoroh gc G wes gn tko rgfkt piemo enh coit e jgt hawn

ejaut `ysoic. Iumdgiy, G premtgmo tkgs faihon ruio gn igco.

68Vky nat1 Voii gt‗s wey taa umk occar t naweheys! Gn arhor ta ha sa`otkgnf smenheiaus, yau‗h kevo ta ioern kaw ta nevgfeto tko igjrery m eteiafuo, wenhor tkraufk

tko emtuei st emds untgi yau caunh tko rgfkt jaad, ro`avo gt cra` tko skoic wgt kaut jroetkgnf gn taa umk hust enh fgvgnf yaursoic e maufkgnf cgt, rgp gt up hgsmrotoiy

wgtkaut cooignf taa eske`oh ta s tap gn tko ghhio ac tko tesd, enh tkon cgnh yaur wey jemd ta heyigfkt. Vka ke s tg`o car eii tkgs skgt1!

6?]poedgnf ac nowjgos, G trgoh ta mroeto e samgei fraup hurgnf y ertgmignf yoer meiioh tko ’Iewjgos‐ (iew + nowjgos, fot gt11). Enywey, tko aniy poapio wka woro ejio

ta ma`o aro tken anmo woro tko s tuhonts wardgnf car tko favorn`ont...

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(5) Kaw ta Jo Evorefo

]urprgso! Ector fagnf tkraufk igco es en oxmoiiont stuhont

enh/ar porsan, yau wgii `ast igdoiy cgnh yaursoic jognf

oxemtiy evorefo gn iew smkaai. Eii ac e suhhon, yau ero

fagnf ta jo surraunhoh jy poapio wka ero lust es s`ert

es yau, lust es kerh-wardgnf, lust es emma`pigskoh, enh

 lust es hoiusganei ejaut tkogr mkenmos ac jognf gn tko

tap 52% ac tko miess sa tket tkoy men fot an tko Hoen‗s

igst, oern sa`o smkaierskgps, somuro e miordskgp, fot

kgroh car tko jost jgf cgr` lajs, otm.

Vkon wgii roeigty kgt1 Car tkaso iumdy onaufk ta kevo

sa`o s`eii essgfn`onts huo jocaro Homo`jor oxe`s,gt wgii keppon wkon yau romogvo yaur cgrst pgomo ac

ka`oward jemd wgtk marromtgans eii avor gt enh en

adey freho. ’Jut G wardoh sa kerh an tkgs meso jrgoc,‐

yau‗ii tkgnd. Haosn‗t `ettor. ’Jut G wrato ovorytkgnf tket

tko prac esdoh car,‐ yau‗ii pratost. ]tgii haosn‗t `ettor.

Vky1 Jomeuso ac tket tkgnf meiioh XKO M_ZSO. Gnhooh,

wkon tko pracossar (ar kgs paar XE) rovgowoh eii tko

essgfn`onts cra` ovoryano gn tko miess, ko caunh tket

yaurs wes protty `umk per car maurso enh wartk e jgf,

cet, `ohgamro J (ar ovon J-).

Car atkors wka han‗t fot eny premtgmo essgfn`onts,

yau‗ii kgt roeigty gn ar eraunh Lenuery. Xket‗s wkon

yau‗ii fot yaur oxe`s jemd wgtk natkgnf an tko` jut en

evorefo smaro (woii, gc yau‗ro roeiiy froet et wrgtgnf iew

oxe`s yau‗ii jo sigfktiy ejavo evorefo63, enh gc yau‗ro

uniumdy, yau‗ii jo wey joiaw evorefo66). Lust roiex, tedo

gt oesy, enh emmopt (ar ovon o`jremo, gc yau‗ro roeiiy

onigfktonoh) tko trutk tket yau‗ro na ianfor oxmoptganei.

(:) Kaw ta Kaih Waur Igquar

Gt wauih nat jo `umk ac en oxefforetgan ta sey tket

ovorytkgnf rovaivos eraunh eimakai gn iew smkaai. E

‛fottgnf ta dnaw yaur miess`etos‗ ovont1 Fanne jo et e

puj ar jer. E ‛iot `o skaw yau kaw e`ezgnf aur iew

cgr` gs‗ taur1 Fanne gnvaivo croo eimakai et tko onh.

Enh e ‛G keto `y igco, wky e` G stuhygnf et ka`o eiano

an e Crghey‗ soic-pgty cost1 Rrajejiy fanne gnvaivo et

ioest e jattio ac wgno.

Vket gc yau han‗t hrgnd1 Voii, tkoro ero e cow weys

eraunh tkgnfs. Cgrstiy, yau mauih eiweys accor ta jo tko

HH, tkaufk tket `oens yau kevo ta kevo e vokgmio.

Ar yau mauih protonh tket yau‗ro hrgndgnf igquar jy

arhorgnf rofuier mados ar mrenjorry lugmos ar vgrfgn

Meosers, tkaufk yau‗ii kevo ta ha tket hgsmrotoiy es

`eny stuhonts (enh iewyors, car tket `ettor) wgii jo

ignforgnf eraunh tko jer gn soermk ac croo jaazo. Ar

yau mauih ovon jo upcrant ejaut tko cemt tket yauhan‗t mansu`o eimakai, tkaufk yau `ey cgnh gt hgccgmuit

ector tket ta kevo enytkgnf gn ma``an wgtk tko porsan

emrass cra` yau.

@y ehvgmo1 Ha wketovor `edos yau ma`cartejio. Gc

yau‗ro apon ta hrgndgnf, tkon fot wgtk tko prafre` enh

onlay mrezy ngfkts aut wgtk yaur miess`etos (jut nat

taa mrezy ” yau han‗t went ta jo tko ster ac tko smkaai

ru`aur `gii, ha yau1). Gc yau‗ro nat e hrgndor, tkon stgmd

wgtk yaur nan-eimakaigm jovorefos enh cooi e`usoh jyyaur maiioefuos wkgio tkoy `edo essos ac tko`soivos.

Vgn-wgn sgtuetgan, G‗h sey.

(=) Kaw ta Vgno enh Mkooso

G roeiiy onlayoh ettonhgnf wgno enh mkooso ovonts enh

caunh tko` oxtro`oiy jonocgmgei. _sueiiy arfengzoh

jy tko iew smkaai es e wey car stuhonts ta `oot wgtk

roprosontetgvos cra` vergaus cgr`s enh efonmgos eraunh

tko eroe, tkoy ero papuier car eny stuhont wentgnf ta

somuro e laj (gn atkor warhs, premtgmeiiy ovory stuhont).

Koro ero tko spomgcgm weys G jonocgttoh cra` tko wgno

enh mkooso ovonts<

E. ]tamdoh up an kausokaih suppigos - Xko troesuros

tket G‗vo maiiomtoh avor tko yoers gnmiuho< maccoo

`ufs, joor fiessos, jefs, _]J hrgvos, iuffefo tefs,

8.= Cgvo Xkgnfs Wau Ioern gn Cgrst Woer

63Hgh yau dnaw tket, et ioest et _JM, pracs kevo ta fot spomgei por`gssgan tkraufk sa`o `uitg-stefo pramoss lust ta fgvo e stuhont e freho kgfkor tken 72%(ossontgeiiy en E+ freho)1 ]a yoek, cet mkenmo tket yau‗ii fot tket dgnh ac smaro an e rofuier jesgs, roferhioss ac kaw porcomtiy yau emtueiiy porcar` an tko oxe`s.

66Ano ac y s`ertost crgonhs tateiiy ossoh up an e 5I Homo`jor oxe` jy nofiomtgnf ta ma`pioto en ontgro quostgan (tkoro woro tkroo quost gans gn tatei). Ko jeroiy

pessoh. Cartunetoiy, tko Homo`jor `erd hghn‗t maunt gc yau hgh jottor an tko cgnei oxe` gn Eprgi, sa ko osmepoh tkgs gnmghont croo ac mansoquonmos. Ko gs gs naw

igmonsoh ta premtgmo gn `uitgpio lurgshgmtgans enh wardgnf et ano ac tko `ast prostgfgaus cgr`s gn kgs mgty. Iossan ac tko hey< yau‗ii jo adey gc yau `oss up4 lust cgx

tko prajio` enh ha jottor noxt t g`o.

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pons (faah anos enh mreppy anos), wetor jattios

(gnmiuhgnf e ceuity ano tket keh ta jo romeiioh vge

en o`jerressoh ennaunmo`ont gn tko stuhont

nowspepor) enh ovon e tepo `oesuro. ]ehiy car o, G

`gssoh aut an fottgnf tko jgf-cgr` jrenhoh gmo mroe` smaap. Enh sehiy car yau, navoity swef wes tko cgrst

tkgnf mut cra` iew cgr` juhfots ector :22;.

J. Gnhuifoh gn hoigmgaus caah - @y Meroor ]orvgmos

Accgmo teufkt eii ac us wennejo notwardors ano

merhgnei ruio (woii josghos nat skawgnf yaur mioevefo

taa `umk enh nat woergnf jrawn skaos)< han‗t camus

an tko wgno enh mkooso et tko wgno enh mkooso! Xa

`y sta`emk‗s hoigfkt, G gfnaroh tkgs ruio enh onlayoh

sa`o ac tko cgnost suskg, mkooso, enh kars h‗aouvrostket sa`ojahy oiso‗s `anoy mauih juy6;.

M. Fat ta cooi maai - Kaw maai gs gt ta sgt et e jer wgtk

e junmk ac crgonhs ector e iew ovont wkgio woergnf

yaur cenmy sugts1 _`, vory. Gn cemt, gt‗s tko jost pert

ac kevgnf ta hross up enh `gnfio wgtk e junmk ac

iewyors car en ontgro ovongnf wka wan‗t ro`o`jor

yau enywey, `umk ioss kgro yau.

(8) Kaw ta Men MEN

Zo`o`jor kaw G taih yau ta hovoiap faah stuhy kejgts

enh sumk gn unhorfreh, gnmiuhgnf ioerngnf kaw ta tedo

faah natos car yaursoic1 Voii, tkoy wgii ma`o gn kenhy

naw es yau cgfuro aut kaw ta MEN eii yaur maursos.

]a VXC‗s e MEN1 Gt stenhs car Manhonsoh Ennatetoh

Natos, enh tkoy ero eisa rocorroh ta es Autignos  ar

]u``ergos. Gn vory jesgm tor`s, tkoy ero e manmgso sot

ac natos tket sot aut tko roiovent iofgsietgan, mesos, enh

iofei prgnmgpios tket wgii koip yau eppiy tko marromt iewta tko cemt pettorns an yaur apon-jaad oxe`s. Gn atkor

warhs, tkoy ero `oent ta koip yau ‛emo‗ (ede smaro

ejavo evorefo an) yaur oxe`s. Es sumk, iew stuhonts

soo kevgnf faah MENs es tkogr sevgnf fremo. Gn cemt,

sa`o MENs ero ac sumk kgfk queigty tket tkogr eutkars

ero fgvon iofonhery stetus wgtkgn tko iew smkaai keiis67.

]a wkoro men yau fot e froet MEN/Autigno/]u``ery

car yaur maurso1 Voii tko jost wey gs ta nat jo iezy

enh put ano tafotkor yaursoic. Gc yau ettonh miessos enh

igston gntontiy ta tko prac, ha yaur roehgnfs, enh ward

mansgstontiy an yaur MEN tkraufkaut tko yoer, tkon

yau men jo mancghont tket yaur sot ac natos wgii ha yau

 lustgmo et fe`o tg`o.

Kawovor, gc yau‗ro `aro ac e siemdor, ar ovon en

avoremkgovor wka wents ta ma`pero yaur natos wgtk

sa`oano oiso‗s (ta `edo suro yau hghn‗t `gss enytkgnf

an tket ano hey tket yau keh ta fa uso tko weskraa`

car twa `gnutos wkgio enatkor stuhont wes esdgnf e

quostgan), tkon yau men cgnh MENs an yaur smkaai‗s

wojsgtos, ar tkraufk tko frepovgno (ox. tkraufk yaur

uppor yoer `ontars ar yaur miess`etos). Koii, G‗ii ovon

`edo gt oesgor car yau jy fgvgnf yau ano ac `y awn lust

car ghoes enh rocoronmo, enh fgvgnf yau tko ignd ta tko

smkaais‗ maiiomtgans (tko anos tket G mauih cgnh tkraufk

Faafio, enywey)<

@gno (Mrg`gnei MEN) // _JM / _Sgm / _ ac @ / Uuoon‗s 

 / Attewe / @mFgii / ]mkuigmk // Autigno Hopat

(?) Kaw ta Jo en Oigtgst ]naj

Ano ac tko pords ac jognf e iew stuhont gs tket yau wgii

ioern e froet hoei ac tkgnfs josghos kaw ta roeh meso

iew. ]a`o ac tkoso gnmiuho<

E. Kaw ta gntrahumo yaursoic 

Oxe`pio< ’Xket wgii jo $5:, pioeso.‐ ’Emtueiiy, G kevo

`y stuhont GH car tko hgsmaunt. @y iew stuhont GH.‐

Enatkor oxe`pio< ’G igdo yaur skgrt.‐ ’Xkends, G fat gt

gn Eufust rgfkt jocaro iew smkaai.‐

J. Kaw ta stey jeienmoh

Oxe`pio< ’Vaw, ero yau roeiiy e iew stuhont1 Wauu

`ust jo sa s`ert!‐ --> ]a`okaw iew stuhont gs stgii

ejio ta weid uprgfkt wkgio jeienmgnf e fgfentgm koeh.

M. Kaw ta teid wgtk e vergoty ac poapio

Oxe`pio< ’Xko noxt piey tket G‗ii jo hgromtgnf gs ejaut

twa yaunf iavors.‐ ’]poedgnf ac pieys, G wes lust

roehgnf tkgs meso ejaut kaw...‐

Enatkor oxe`pio< ’]a`otg`os G lust cgnh gt hgccgmuit

ta camus et tko kaspgtei.‐ ’]poedgnf ac kaspgteis, G lust

koerh ejaut tkgs meso wkoro...‐

6;Ajvgausiy, yau skauih caiiaw `y oxe`pio aniy et yaur awn rgsd. G‗` nat rospansgjio car yau cumdgnf up yaur cuturo jomeuso yau woro taa jusy st uccgnf yaur cemo

wgtk mrej medos.

67Lust o`egi o gc yau went ta dnaw wkgmk _JM stuhont keh e iofonhery so t ac MENs.

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Enh naw car e ma`piotoiy renha` janus

somtgan!

E. En oxmorpt cra` tko jost mantremt G‗vo ovor ma`o

emrass

’Hoetk Vegvor. Gn iofei spoed, tko TFarumdP

mkeiionfo gs en unroesanejio unhortedgnf

enh yau essu`o eii rgsd essamgetoh wgtk gt

ovon tkaufk yau ha nat dnaw wket wgii jo

esdoh ac yau enh yaur toe`. Enytkgnf yau

ha ar mkaaso nat ta ha gs vaiuntery an yaur

gnhgvghuei pert, wo han‗t carmo yau ta ha

enytkgnf. Gc yau hgsigdo rgsd, gc yau hgsigdo

tko undnawn, gc yau hgsigdo jognf puskoh ar

puskgnf yaursoic ta e steto ac pkysgmei enh`ontei oxkeustgan, tko Mkeiionfo gs nat car

yau. Gc yau kevo e porsanei ettarnoy, tko

Mkeiionfo gs prajejiy nat car yau. Gc yau

ero tko typo ac porsan wka wauih suo us gc

yau fat kurt, tko Mkeiionfo gs hocgngtoiy nat

car yau.‐

” cra` Farumd Mkeiionfo Remdgnf Igst

J. E ignd ta tko ’jost iottor ovor wrgtton ta e iewyor‐ -

Onlay!

M. E migp skawgnf tko jost iewyor-essgstent pertnorskgp

G‗vo ovor soon ” Vetmk enh ioern!  (]poedgnf ac

gnmrohgjio essgstents, G kepponoh ta kevo ano hurgnf`y ertgmignf yoer. Vo hgsmussoh hetgnf stretofgos,

skeroh fassgp ejaut moiojrgtgos enh roeigty XS Tsko

urfoh `o ta eppiy car Jemkoiar MeneheP, enh trgoh ta

doop oemk atkor atgvetoh car fagnf ta tko fy`. Rius

sko fevo `o kenh`eho merhs car Mkrgst`es enh `y

jgrtkhey, enh tkon gnvgtoh `o ta kor Xgcceny-tko`oh 

jgrtkhey perty. JO]X E]]G]XENX OSOZ!).

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(5) Jo e funnor gn pujigm

Na ano igdos e funnor, adey1 Wau men‗t sgt et tko crant

ac miess wgtk yaur kenh manstentiy regsoh, tedgnf up

eii tko prac‗s tg`o, esdgnf eii yaur ’wket gc‗s‐, wgtkaut

oxpomtgnf sa`o sart ac samgei mansoquonmo. Gc yau‗ro

sa`oano wgtk funnor tonhonmgos, tkon pioeso put e igh

an yaur gntoiigfonmo gn miess (ar et ioest tano gt hawn)

enh teid wgtk tko pracossar gn prgveto accgmo kaurs,

wkoro yau‗ro jaunh ta kevo jottor hgsmussgans enywey

sgnmo na ano oiso gn miess mauih kevo dopt up wgtk yaur

hojeto.

(:) Jo soicgskGt‗s cgno gc yau han‗t went ta skero yaur natos wgtk yaur

miess`etos, ar pertgmgpeto gn eny stuhy fraups. ]a`o

poapio ero `aro gntravortoh enh procor ta jo iano

waivos. Natkgnf wranf wgtk tket. Jut pioeso han‗t

emmopt essgstenmo cra` yaur maiioefuos enh tkon rocuso

ta koip tko` gn roturn wkon tkoy esd, ovon gc gt koips

yau fot ekoeh e igttio. Xket‗s lust skgtty, huho.

(=) Jo e iger

Wau dnaw wket sa`o poapio gn iew smkaai igdo ta igoejaut1 Xkogr frehos. Gn cgrst yoer, G dnow ac e stuhont

wka, upan koergnf tko prac ennaunmo tket tko kgfkost

freho an en essgfn`ont wes ;2%, taih e crgonh tket gt

wes kgs. Xaa jeh tket wesn‗t truo, es wes pravon ietor

wkon ko wes piemoh an emeho`gm prajetgan.

@y ehvgmo1 NOSOZ hgsmuss yaur frehos wgtk enyano

oiso gn iew smkaai;2. Jomeuso wket mauih yau passgjiy

fegn cra` ma`pergnf yaur `erds wgtk yaur crgonhs1

NAXKGNF, oxmopt car e jrugsoh ofa enh e wkaio now

iovoi ac gnsomurgty.

(8) Jo acconsgvo an purpaso

Vkotkor yau‗ro `eio ar co`eio, wkgto ar maiauroh,

fey ar stregfkt, Mansorvetgvo ar roesanejio, rgfkt ar

ioct-kenhoh, otm., yau wgii igdoiy, et sa`o pagnt, sey

sa`otkgnf gn miess tket wgii gnsuit enatkor‗s sonsgjgigtgos.

Gt‗s ta jo oxpomtoh wkon oemk miessraa` kes e hgvorso

fraup ac poapio wgtk e wgho vergoty ac jemdfraunhs

enh oxporgonmos (wka eisa keppon ta jo roeiiy strossoh

aut `ast ac tko tg`o, ospomgeiiy tko co`gngsts);5.

Jut wket‗s nat maai gs seygnf acconsgvo skgt an purpaso.

Xkraufk tko iew smkaai frepovgno, G koerh ac ano

stuhont wka keh sot e pertgmuier mkeiionfo car kg`soic

ano hey< ta esd e quostgan gn ovory miess tket gnmiuhoh

tko warh ’vefgne‐. Ko saan pgssoh ovoryano acc, enh

`eho kg`soic iaad igdo e tatei ghgat.

(?) Jo e haumkojef]oic-oxpienetary. G kapo.

8.8 Cgvo Veys ta jo e Iew ]mkaai Iasor

;2Ano ac y supor jrgiigent miess`etos keh e paigmy ac runngnf ewey cra` tko iew smkaai ector ovor y oxe`, ta evagh eny past arto` hgsmussgan ac gt. Emtueiiy runngnf.Igdo, jaatgnf gt tko koii aut te tkoro! Gt wes tko mutost+hardgost tkgnf ovor.

;5Nato tket yau men oesgiy acc onh maiioefuos autsgho ac miess es woii. Meso gn pagnt< wkon yau oot enatkor stuhont car tko c grst tg`o enh tkoy toii yau tket t koy usoh

ta jo e `ahoi, han‗t ropiy wgtk, ’Jut...yau han‗t iaad igdo e `ahoi‐. Zoferhioss ac kaw `umk yau‗vo keh ta hrgnd. Ovon gc gt wes toqugie skats. Vo novor hgh joma`o

crgonhs.

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]arry, G `gsioh yau< tkoro‗s na wey ta `edo roehgnf

meso iew oxmgtgnf. Nat ovon gc yau kevo cgvo hgccoront

maiaurs ac kgfkigfktors enh eppiy tko` igjoreiiy. Xko

trutk gs tket roehgnf pefo ector pefo, meso ector meso,

jaad ector jaad, fots ta jo roeiiy...roeiiy...zzz.

Eies, tko jrunt ac yaur ward es e iew stuhont wgii jo ta

nat aniy roeh tkraufk mesos, jut ta unhorstenh tko`

taa. Et cgrst gt men jo gntg`ghetgnf gc yau‗vo novor roeh

e meso jocaro. Jut saan onaufk, yau wgii fot tko kenf

ac gt, enh tor`s igdo hgssont, manmurrgnf, Iarh Honngnf,

enh ajgtor hgmte wgii joma`o eii taa ce`giger.

Car naw, lust dnaw tket fonoreiiy spoedgnf, yau wgii

jo roqugroh ta purmkeso;:  e ‛mesojaad‗ car oemk ac

yaur miessos. Xkoso mesojaads wgii mantegn oxmorpts

ar tko cuii toxt cra` doy luhf`onts tket kevo skepoh

tko hovoiap`ont ac tko iew gn e pertgmuier eroe. Mesos

tket hovoiap tko iew ero rocorroh ta es promohonts, enh

iewyors wauih roiy an tkoso es tko eutkargtgos ta pravo

pertgmuier pagnts. Car oxe`pio, gc yau wentoh ta erfuo

tket gnhgvghueis kevo prgvemy gn tkogr ka`os enh skauih

jo ejio ta `esturjeto gn tko`, tkon yau wauih rocorta tko promohont sot gn Zofgne v. Mierd ta suppart yaur

pagnt.

Xrust `o, anmo yau‗ro gn iew smkaai yau wgii joma`o

e pra et roehgnf mesos. Jut car naw, G‗ii fgvo yau cgvo

suffostgans tket men koip yau `edo tko `ast ac yaur

tg`o roehgnf (tkaufk G essuro yau tket tkoro wgii jo

tg`os wkon yau‗ii stgii cooi igdo tkgs)<

(5) Fgvo yaursoic onaufk tg`o ta roeh gn esugtejio stuhy onvgran`ont

Kevo yau ovor oxporgonmoh tket pkona`one wkoro

tkgnfs eiweys tedo e iat ianfor ta ha tken yau tkgnd1

Voii, tket cuiiy eppigos ta roehgnf tkraufk mesos (eisa

dnawn es homgsgans ar luhf`onts). Zoferhioss ac

wkotkor gt‗s e skart meso ar e `anstor ano tket tko

maurts nooh ta roioeso ovory sa acton (oxe`pios gnmiuho

tko J.M. ]upro`o Maurt‗s Raiyfe`y Zocoronmo ” kevo

cun fottgnf tkraufk tket), yau men oxpomt tket gt wgii tedo

yau mansghorejio tg`o ta ward yaur wey tkraufk tko

perefrepks. Xko wrgtgnf men jo honso, tko cemts hgccgmuit

ta caiiaw, enh tko iofei mantont oxtro`oiy ma`pigmetoh.

Mansoquontiy, gt‗s nat onaufk ta lust ioevo yaursoic wgtk

en kaur ar twa e hey ta rusk tkraufk yaur roehgnfs. Wau

went ta kevo e mansghorejio mkund ac tg`o evegiejio

ta yau ta emtueiiy fot arfengzoh, fot ma`cartejio gn en

onvgran`ont tket yau men jo prahumtgvo gn (wkotkor

tket‗s et ka`o wgtk yaur to`pore`ontei twa-yoer aih,

ar gn tko qugot raa` ac e igjrery, ar et e jusy maccoo

skap), enh fot gnta e steto wkoro yau men praporiy

pramoss wket yau‗ro roehgnf.

(:) Zoeh tko meso `aro tken anmo

Hurgnf iew smkaai, G jome`o crustretoh ovory tg`o tket

G roeh tkraufk e meso enh mauihn‗t unhorstenh gt ector

tko cgrst try. Jomeuso ac porcomtgangst tonhonmgos, G put

prossuro an `ysoic ta jo ejio ta cgnh e meso‗s retga (tko

iofei prgnmgpio tket tko luhf`ont giiustretos) rgfkt ewey.

Gt wes aniy spoedgnf ta en aihor `ontar ejaut

`y crustretgans tket G ioernoh ta fgvo `ysoic `aro

appartungty ta pramoss tko meso. @y ontar ehvgsoh o

ta roeh tko mesos `uitgpio tg`os, sa tket an tko gngtgei

roehgnf G mauih lust fot e jraeh sonso ac wket tko meso

wes ejaut, enh tkon an tko somanh enh sujsoquont

roehgnfs G mauih roeh tko homgsgan `aro miasoiy ta

caiiaw tko nuenmos ac wket tko luhfo wes seygnf.

G wes cartuneto ta romogvo tkgs fughenmo cra` e soesanoh

iewyor, es gt koipoh `o ta nat aniy fgvo `ysoic e jroed

(vory usocui car eiiovgetgnf stross!), jut ta eisa roeh mesos`aro occomtgvoiy. Eitkaufk gt‗s `aro tg`o-mansu`gnf ta

rovgow mesos `aro tken anmo, gt men jo woii wartk tko

occart.

(=) Zoeh jocaro tko miess hgsmussgan

G wauih jo iygnf gc G segh tket G dopt up wgtk roehgnfs

car miess hurgnf iew smkaai. G acton coii jokgnh enh

wauih kevo ta metmk up an woodonhs;=. Nanotkoioss,

ano suffostgan tket G wauih roeiiy onmaurefo yau ta

caiiaw gs ta emtueiiy ha yaur essgfnoh roehgnfs jocaro

8.? Cgvo Xgps car @edgnf Meso Iew ]oxy

;:Ar jarraw. Ar stoei. Ar purmkeso cra` tko jaadstaro twa hey s jocaro tko oxe` enh roturn twa heys ect or.

;=Nat vory occom tgvo wkon yau wedo up wgtk e kenfavor, `oot up wgtk yaur peis car jrunmk, enh sponh tko rost ac tko hey eitornetgnf jotwoon XS enh nep tg`o.

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miess. Ovon gc yau han‗t kevo e iat ac tg`o ta hovato ta

roehgnf tkraufk tko mesos an e pertgmuier hey, gt‗s faah

ta et ioest sdg` tkraufk tko` es `umk es passgjio (ar

ovon tko Uugmdiew ar Vostiew ar Vgdgpohge su``ery

gc yau‗ro roeiiy prossoh car tg`o).

Xkoro ero `eny jonocgts ac roehgnf jocaro miess.

Cgrstiy, yau men oesgiy caiiaw eianf wkon tko prac ar

e stuhont su``ergzos tko meso car ovoryano‗s jonocgt,

enh men oesgiy tedo natos ac tko doy pagnts (gnstoeh ac

crentgmeiiy trygnf ta cgfuro aut kaw ta spoii tko piegntgcc‗s

ma`pigmetoh carogfn ne`o, car oxe`pio). ]omanhiy, yau

men mantrgjuto ta tko miess hgsmussgan joyanh sumk

hoop tkaufkts es ’G han‗t dnaw‐ enh ’_``....‐ Xkgrhiy,

yau wgii cooi `aro mancghont enh ma`cartejio gn miess,

es appasoh ta gnsomuro enh gnma`potont;8.

Xko tkgnf ta ro`o`jor gs tket (ghoeiiy) yau wgii jo

roehgnf eii tko essgfnoh mesos et sa`o pagnt enywey,

sa yau `gfkt es woii pemo yaursoic tkraufkaut tko

so`ostor, retkor tken ioevgnf ovorytkgnf car tko iest

cow woods (heys1) jocaro oxe`s (enh tkorojy evagh tko

A@F G‗@ FANNE CEGI cooignf. Janus!).

(8) Han‗t tedo oxtonsgvo natos jocaro yau‗vohgsmussoh tko mesos gn miess

Eitkaufk G ehvgso yau ta roeh yaur essgfnoh mesos

ekoeh ac tko miess hgsmussgan, G e` toiignf yau NAX tedo

hotegioh natos jocaro tkon;?. Ar et ioest, han‗t sponh e

iat ac tg`o hagnf sa.

Vky nat1 Jomeuso nat eii mesos ero mroetoh oquei.

]a`o mesos ero usoh ta ho`anstreto authetoh iews,

enh skauih nat jo mgtoh an en oxe` wkon eppiygnf tko

murront iew. Xkus, gt wauih jo e westo ac yaur tg`o ta

pegnstedgnfiy su``ergzo tko cemts ac sumk e meso, aniy

ta cgnh gt tassoh esgho jy tko pracossar car jognf jeh iew.

]g`gieriy, sa`o mesos ero sg`piy usoh es oxe`pios tket

caiiaw e prgnmgpio ostejigskoh gn e `aro g`partent ar

ioehgnf meso. Gn tkgs dgnh ac sgtuetgan, gt‗s usueiiy `umk

`aro mrgtgmei ta unhorstenh tko cemts enh iew caunh gn

tko ioehgnf meso, retkor tken gn tko oxe`pio mesos.

(?) Zoeh toxtjaads ta suppio`ont yaur dnawi-

ohfo

Rorkeps tko `ast koipcui tkgnf tket G hgh ta jaistor `y

frehos wes ta roeh faah toxtjaads (G hghn‗t ha tkgs car

ovory miess, jut avoreii G wauih sey tket y jottor frehos

woro gn tko maursos wkoro G hgh tedo tkgs oxtre stop).

_sueiiy eutkaroh jy kgfkiy oxporgonmoh enh rospomtoh

iewyors eraunh tko mauntry (koro‗s en ewosa`o ano 

tket G usoh enh koro‗s en ewosa`o ano  tket G hghn‗t

uso jut skauih kevo), tkoy ero koipcui gn su``ergzgnf

sa`o ac tko mesos mavoroh gn miess, prosontgnf hgccoront

vgowpagnts an ma`piox iofei gssuos, enh `edgnf

mannomtgans jotwoon hgccoront mesos enh iofei gssuos

tket yau `ey nat kevo soon jocaro.

;8Gt‗s adey ta cooi gnsomuro enh gnma`potont et tg`os. Gt roeiiy gs. Na ano wents ta eh`gt gt, jut `eny poapio fa tkraufk pkesos wkoro tkoy cooi tket tkoy‗ro jokgnh

enh ovoryano oiso gs hagnf jot tor. Xry ta stey mei` enh roiex.

;?Waur iew smkaai wgii toemk yau occomtgvo weys t a ‛jrgoc‗ ar su``ergzo e meso (kapocuiiy). Jut car naw, koro ero e maupio se`pio jrgocs an tko _JM Iew wojsgto, enh

koro‗s e froet pgomo ejaut kaw ta wrgto e iofei rosoermk `o`a.

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(5) Rracossars

E. Hgccoront strados car hgccoront caids

Xko cgrst tkgnf ta dnaw ejaut iew smkaai pracossarsgs tket tkoy ma`o gn eii car`s. ]a`o ero puroiy

emeho`gm gn tket tkoy kevo RkHs gn Iew enh eii, jut

kevo novor premtgsoh es e iewyor. Vgtk tkgs dgnh ac

pracossar yau‗ii igdoiy ioern ovorytkgnf yau nooh ta

ejaut tko iofei prgnmgpios, jut anmo yau‗ro aut ac

smkaai yau `ey cgnh tket eppiygnf tkoso ghoeigstgm

prgnmgpios ta roei igco sgtuetgans haosn‗t eiweys

ward vory woii. An tko atkor kenh, sa`o pert-tg`o

pracossars ero murront premtgtganors, enh tkoy usueiiy

accor `aro gnsgfkts gnta kaw tko roei warih wards et

tko oxponso ac hoop iofei eneiysgs. Enh tkon tkoro

ero pracossars wka ero lust daady;3, jut kevo tonuro

enh ero fgvon tko ioowey ta ha es tkoy pioeso.

Enh wket ejaut tket hroehoh ]amretgm @otkah,

wkoro yau‗ro popporoh wgtk quostgans untgi yau hgo

ac o`jerress`ont cra` yaur gnejgigty ta ertgmuieto

yaur eneiysgs ac tko essgfnoh meso gn e makoront

`ennor1 Sory cow ac `y pracs usoh tket `otkah actoemkgnf, enh tko anos wka trgoh gt fevo up wgtkgn

tko cgrst cow `antks ac smkaai. Gnstoeh, `ast ac `y

gnstrumtars usoh e iomturo-styio toemkgnf `otkah, ar

et ioest gnvgtoh stuhonts ta rospanh vaiuntergiy. ]a

`y oxporgonmo supparts tket wkgio sa`o pracossars

`ey stgii jo cens ac tko ]amretgm @otkah, gt‗s nat

roigoh upan es `umk es gt `ey kevo joon gn tko pest

ar gn tko _]E.

J. Rrac prgargtgos

E somanh tkgnf ta dnaw ejaut pracossars gs tket nat

eii ac tko` went ta toemk. Xkoro ero mortegn pracossars

wka ero jgf-tg`o emeho`gms, enh wauih hovato eii

tkogr tg`o ta tkogr rosoermk gc tkoy mauih. Xko jatta`

igno gs tket sa`o pracs lust han‗t put tket `umk occart

gnta tko toemkgnf pert ac tkogr laj, ta tko hotrg`ont

ac yaur iofei ohumetgan. Enh ovon car tko pracs tket

ha onlay fughgnf yaunf fresskappors, gt‗s qugto acton

tko meso tket tkoy ero gnmrohgjiy jusy wgtk tkogr

atkor pralomts. Vkotkor tkoy‗ro wrgtgnf jostsoiiors,

fgvgnf lugmy quatos ta tko `ohge, ar runngnf car

accgmo;6, sa`o pracs lust kevo e tan an tkogr pietos,

eii tko tg`o. Car e maupio oxe`pios ac ‛moiojrgty‗ iew

pracossars, soo Laoi Jeden enh E`y Mkue.

M. Zocoronmo iottors

Zo`o`jor kaw yau prajejiy keh ta fot sa`o

rocoronmo iottors ta suj`gt wgtk yaur iew smkaaieppigmetgans1 Voii, doop tkaso se`o sumdgnf-up

sdgiis gn yaur jemd pamdot, jomeuso et sa`o pagnt

yau wgii went ta fot e roma``onhetgan cra` yaur

cevaurgto pracs (ede tko anos wka fevo yau yaur jost

iew smkaai frehos). _sgnf eii tko trgmds yau ioernoh gn

unhorfreh ta `edo e froet g`prossgan (ox. ensworgnf

quostgans gn miess, puttgnf gn cemo tg`o hurgnf accgmo

kaurs, hagnf woii an tko oxe`s, manvgnmgnf tko prac

tket yau fgvo e he`n ejaut sumk tapgms es essot vs.skero seios), `edo suro yau emqugro e iottor ar twa ta

koip somuro cuturo o`piay`ont (ar lust ta koip yau

cooi faah ejaut kevgnf lust sponh tkausenhs ta ioern

ejaut tko iew cra` RaworRagnt sighos).

(:) Miessos

E. ]tenherh smkohuio

Es e cgrst yoer stuhont, yau wgii jo trustoh ta ioern

tko iew qugmdiy, ta fgvo jemd ta tko ma``ungty

jy vaiuntoorgnf enh pertgmgpetgnf gn vergaus oxtre-

murrgmuiers, enh ta jo e ioehor jatk an enh acc

me`pus.

Kawovor, yau wgii nat jo trustoh ta mkaaso yaur

awn maursos, es ovorytkgnf gs essgfnoh car yau;;.

8.3 Rracs & Miessos & Oxe`s & Frehos, Ak @y!

;3Oxe`pios1 Kaw ejaut tko prac wka gnsgstoh an kevgnf kgs awn spomgei mkegr gn tkgs miessraa`, Fionn Fauih styio. Ar tko faah ai‗ prac wka keh teufkt tko se`o

maurso sa eny tg`os tket ko mauih ha gt gn kgs sioop, es pravon wkon ko emmghonteiiy fevo us tko oxemt se`o iom turo twa miessos gn e raw. Xkgs wes tko se`o prac wkaeiiofohiy keh sa umk pepor gn kgs accgmo tket yau mauihn‗t soo eny ac tko ciaar.

;6]a G wes ioehgnf e kenhcui ac cgrst yoer s tuhonts eraunh et en Argontetgan ovont ano yoer wkon wo ren gnta @gmkeoi Gfnetgocc an me`pus. Et tko tg`o ko wes gn tko

`ghst ac runngnf car ioehorskgp ac tko cohorei Igjoreis (ro`o`jor tket1). Ector gntrahumgnf aursoivos enh oxpiegngnf tket wo woro iew st uhonts, @r. G esdoh wket

eroes ac iew wo woro gnta. Eii cgvo ac y naajs ropigoh wgtk, ’ku`en rgfkts‐. G‗` protty suro `ast ac tko` ward car jusgnoss cgr`s naw. *Cemopei`*.

;;Jeee!

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Vkgio oemk ungvorsgty kes e sigfktiy hgccoront

murrgmuiu`, yau men oxpomt ta tedo miessos gn sumk

maro eroes es Manstgtutganei, Mantremts, Mrg`gnei,

Rraporty, enh Xarts. Eiiaw `o gntrahumo yau ta

sa`o ac tko tor`s tket yau wgii jo ce`giger wgtk (arhawnrgfkt sgmd ac) jy tko onh ac 5I<

e. Manstgtutganei - Mkertor ac Zgfkts enh Crooha`s,

cohoreigs`, RAFF (nat tkoso), @arfonteior

j. Mantremts - accor, emmoptenmo, jroemk, merjaigm

s`ado jeii, Iarh Honngnf

m. Mrg`gnei - Mrg`gnei Maho, JEZH, wranfcui

manvgmtgan, Mkertor rgfkts, poopgnf Xa`

h. Rraporty - egr spemo, wetor rgfkts, `artfefo,mkettois, cgxturos, mkettois vs. cgxturos

o. Xarts - fgnfor joor, snegi, fgnfor joor + snegi,

he`efos, Iarh Honngnf & mrgmdot, nofigfonmo

Car yau supor-doonors, koro ero tko ignds ta tko cgrst

yoer maursos et oemk ungvorsgty<

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar 

 / Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

J. Rertgmgpetgan roma``onhoh

Ovon tkaufk yau `ey jo seco cra` tko ]amretgm

@otkah, G stgii suffost tket yau vaiuntoor en enswor

gn miess koro enh tkoro. Gt fgvos yau tko appartungty

ta premtgmo sa`o pujigm spoedgnf, fot sa`o gnstent

coohjemd cra` tko pracossar, enh pravo ta yaursoic

tket yau‗ro caiiawgnf eianf gn tko miess enh gn tko

roehgnfs. Xkgs `ey jo e mkeiionfo gc yau‗ro nat usoh

ta s`eii miessos enh cooi sky ejaut spoedgnf up, jut

jognf ejio ta vagmo yaur unhorstenhgnf enh apgngans

ac iofei tapgms gs ossontgei ta yaur hovoiap`ont es e

iew stuhont enh iewyor.

An e roietoh nato, G ha roma``onh tket yau car`

ar lagn ar et ioest try e stuhy fraup, car tko roesans

oxprossoh koro, koro, enh koro. Wau men doop oemk

atkor an tesd, skero ghoes enh gnsgfkts, ioern cra`

oemk atkor‗s porspomtgvos, enh `ast g`partentiy,

jgtmk ejaut iew smkaai enh fassgp ejaut atkor

stuhonts tafotkor (Lust dghhgnf. Emmarhgnf ta ovory

atkor fughojaad enh anigno rosaurmo, tket gs nat e

roma``onhoh uso ac tg`o. G `ust kevo `gssoh tko

`o`a).

M. Cemojaad/G@/o`egi/otm.

Gt‗s na somrot tket tahey‗s stuhonts sponh e iat ac

tg`o anigno, ovon wkon gn miessraa`s. Koii, et eny

fgvon `a`ont gn `y miessos, yau mauih cgnh poapio

uphetgnf Cemojaad, G@-gnf, mkomdgnf tkogr o`egi,

pienngnf tkogr laffgnf rautos, ioerngnf skoot `usgm,

jaadgnf vemetgans, jiaffgnf, twootgnf, wetmkgnf

Wautujo, otm, otm. Roapio eron‗t ovon sujtio ejaut gt;7.

@y roma``onhetgan gs sg`piy ta surc gn `ahoretgan.

Ector sponhgnf sa `umk `anoy car tko prgvgiofo ac

ettonhgnf iew smkaai, ha yau roeiiy went ta sponh

eii yaur tg`o an sgtos igdo tkgs enh tkgs wkgio gn miess1

(=) Oxe`s

E. Xkoy‗ro sorgausiy hgccgmuit

Xkoro‗s e roesan iew stuhonts stross aut ejaut oxe`s.

Xkoy‗ro cumdgnf kerh! Nat aniy jomeuso cgnei oxe`s

usueiiy maunt car 6?-522% ac tko maurso freho (g.o.

sa`otg`os tkoro‗s na `ghtor` oxe`, ar tkoro‗se `ghtor` jut tko smaro haosn‗t cemtar gnta yaur

avoreii freho unioss yau ha jottor an yaur `ghtor`

tken tko cgnei), jut jomeuso tkoy‗ro hosgfnoh gn e wey

tket roeiiy tosts yaur ejgigty ta unhorstenh enh eppiy

wket yau‗vo ioernoh gn miess. Gn skart, iew oxe`s ero

en eppigmetgan ac wket tko prac kes teufkt yau, nat e

`oro rofurfgtetgan.

]a wket `edos tkoso oxe`s sa hgccgmuit1 Voii, ano

tkgnf tket oxe`s ha gs put yau unhor tko prossuro

ac tko miamd. Xwa ar tkroo kaurs `ey saunh igdo

en ehoqueto e`aunt ac tg`o ta wrgto, jut gn roeigty

tkoro ero jeroiy onaufk `gnutos ta arfengzo yaur

tkaufkts enh tkon vorjeigzo tko` gn e makoront

wey. Gnhooh, lust igdo wkon wrgtgnf tko I]EX, yau

kevo ta occomtgvoiy arfengzo enh `enefo yaur tg`o.

Ano ma``an pgtceii car stuhonts gs ta sponh cer taa

ianf an ano partgan ac en oxe` et tko oxponso ac

atkors. Car gnstenmo, iot‗s sey yaur oxe` keh tkroo

;7*Nat roma``onhoh gc yau‗ro fagnf ta mroop an e miess`eto‗s CJ pracgio wgtkaut roeigzgnf tket sko‗s emtueiiy sgt tgnf rgfkt jokgnh yau (truo stary cra` smkaai, jut

nat gno). Ewdwerh...

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quostgans wartk oquei `erds. Gc yau hovato ?2%

ac yaur tg`o ta ensworgnf tko cgrst quostgan (wkgmk

men oesgiy keppon wkon yau fot norvaus enh yaur

jregn faos cuzzy), tkon yau‗vo lust skat yaursoic gn

tko caat car ensworgnf tko ro`egngnf 33.3% ac tkooxe`s gn e ma`prokonsgvo `ennor. Gnhooh, yau

kevo ta jo oxtro`oiy hgsmgpignoh wgtk yaur tg`o

`enefo`ont sa tket yau enswor EII tko quostgans

ehoquetoiy es appasoh ta ensworgnf REZX ac tko

quostgans porcomtiy. Enh ZO@O@JOZ XA ZOEH XKO 

GN]XZ_MXGAN]!

An tap ac tko tg`o mrunmk, tkoro gs tko mkeiionfo ac

kevgnf ta mannomt `uitgpio iofei prgnmgpios ar gssuos

et anmo. Oxe` quostgans ero `ast acton strumturoh

es cemt pettorns wkoro tko mkeremtors gn tko stary

kevo `uitgpio prajio`s tket tkoy nooh koip wgtk.

Mansoquontiy, wkgio yau `gfkt kevo camusoh an

ano tapgm et e tg`o gn miess, yau naw kevo ta tkroeh

tkoso tapgms tafotkor ta skaw tko pracossar tket yau

unhorstenh kaw tkoy gntorroieto. Car oxe`pio, iot‗s

sey tket gn Mantremts miess yau spont e cow heys

stuhygnf tko gssuo ac ’wket gs en accor‐, enh tko noxt

cow heys stuhygnf ’wket maunts es emmoptenmo‐.Voii, an tko oxe` yau `ey kevo ta eneiyzo wkotkor

tkoro wes en accor gn tko cemt pettorn, enh gc tkoro

wes ar wesn‗t, kaw tkgs eccomts wkotkor tkoro wes

en emmoptenmo ac tko prapasoh efroo`ont. Gn atkor

warhs, iew oxe`s eiweys fa joyanh wket yau

woro teufkt enh/ar hgsmussoh gn miess, enh yau `ust

ho`anstreto tko ejgigty ta mannomt tko hats.

]a wket men yau ha ta propero car tkoso hgccgmuitgos1

@y cgrst suffostgan gs ta roeh jaads ar atkor

rosaurmos ejaut kaw ta porcar` woii an iew smkaai

oxe`s. Xkoro ero nu`oraus jaads ta mkaaso cra`

gn tko iewjrery (Fottgnf ta @eyjo  gs ano sumk

aptgan), enh tkoro ero eisa `eny ertgmios evegiejio

anigno ta koip yau aut, gnmiuhgnf tkgs ano, tkgs ano,

enh tkgs ano. @y somanh suffostgan gs ta ma`pioto

tko premtgmo quostgans enh oxe`s tket tko pracossar

wgii (kapocuiiy enh koipcuiiy) pravgho ta yau. Fgvo

yaursoic e tg`o ig`gt enh wrgto tko oxe` usgnf yaurhrect ar cgneigzoh MEN sa tket yau joma`o gntg`etoiy

ce`giger wgtk yaur MEN. Ectorwerhs, hgsmuss enswors

wgtk yaur stuhy fraup enh wgtk tko pracossar ta soo

wkotkor yau‗ro pgmdgnf up an eii tko gssuos. @y tkgrh

suffostgan gs ta roiex. G dnaw tket iew smkaai oxe`s

ero roeiiy strosscui enh enxgoty-gnhumgnf, jut gc yau

men doop mei` enh kevo mancghonmo gn yaursoic, tketwgii koip. Gt‗s jottor tken croedgnf aut, enywey.

J. Xkoy‗ro `ystorgaus

Vkon G wes gn unhorfreh G iavoh tket `a`ont ac

ma`piotgnf en oxe` enh dnawgnf tket G keh EMOH

gt. Xkaso wanhorcui tg`os wkon G lust dnow tket G keh

ensworoh ei`ast eii ac tko `uitgpio mkagmo quostgans

marromtiy.

]ehiy, gn iew smkaai yau men na ianfor roiy an yaurfut cooignf et eii ector en oxe`. ]a`otg`os yau wgii

cooi igdo yau ja`joh e tost enh tkon onh up wgtk e

kgfkor-tken-miess-evorefo smaro. Atkor tg`os gt wgii

jo tko appasgto. Jomeuso iew quostgans han‗t usueiiy

kevo en ejsaiuto ’rgfkt‐ rospanso, sa `umk hoponhs

an tko wey tket yau spattoh enh ehhrossoh tko

vergaus gssuos gn tko cemt pettorns enh wrato ejaut

paigmy gssuos gn tko osseys, enh sa `umk hoponhs an

tko wey tket yaur miess`etos wrato ejaut tkaso se`ogssuos. Gn atkor warhs, gt‗s nat `oroiy e quostgan

ac wkotkor yau ensworoh sa`otkgnf marromtiy ar

gnmarromtiy, gt‗s e quostgan ac wkotkor yau ensworoh

tko quostgan mioeriy, iafgmeiiy, enh tkaraufkiy gn

ma`pergsan wgtk yaur poors.

M. Xkoy‗ro cgfuro-autejio

Joigovo gt ar nat, iew smkaai oxe`s ero nat `oent ta

homogvo yau, `gsioeh yau, ar trgmd yau gnta `gssgnf

gssuos ar fgvgnf wranf enswors (essu`gnf tket yaur

prac gs nogtkor ovgi nar gnma`potont). Xkgs `oens tket

ogtkor hurgnf ar ector tko oxe`, yau men cgfuro aut

tko eppraprgeto eneiysos.

Vket ha G `oen ejaut ector tko oxe`1 Voii, G wauih

roma``onh tket wkon yau fot yaur frehoh tosts

jemd, yau rovgow yaur rospansos ta soo wket yau hgh

woii enh wket yau ja`joh an. Kevo enatkor iaad

et tko cemt pettorns ta soo wket yau carfat ta gnmiuho

gn yaur enswors. Enh `ast g`partentiy, `edo en

eppagnt`ont wgtk yaur pracossar ta fa tkraufk sa`o

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ar eii ac yaur oxe` quostgans, sa tket yau men ioern

kaw ta g`pravo tko queigty ac yaur rospansos car

noxt tg`o ar car yaur noxt maurso.

Jut fagnf jemd ta hurgnf tko oxe`, wket men yau

ha ta try ta enswor tko quostgans es ma`piotoiy es

passgjio1 Ano stenherh `otkah tket wards car `ast

cemt pettorns gs meiioh tko ’GZEM‐ `otkah, wkgmk

stenhs car Gssuo - Zuio ” Eneiysgs/Eppigmetgan -

Manmiusgan. Xkgs gs e vory koipcui cre`oward tket

yau men uso ta arfengzo yaur rospansos gn e mioer

wey tket ehhrossos eii tko gssuos regsoh gn oemk cemt

pettorn.

(8) FrehosE. Xkoy‗ro g`partent

Enyano wka toiis yau tket yaur 5I frehos han‗t

`ettor gs `gstedon enh hagnf yau e froet hgssorvgmo.

Ac maurso frehos ero g`partent! Xkoy eiweys ero.

Xap frehos `oen tket yau men eppiy car tko `ast

prostgfgaus miordskgps, tko kgfkost peygnf lajs, enh

tko ewerhs enh smkaierskgps evegiejio ta tko jost ac

tko jost (emeho`gmeiiy spoedgnf). Iaw frehos `oen

tket yau‗ii kevo ta ward kerhor ta manvgnmo patontgeio`piayors ta fgvo yau gntorvgows, `gss aut an tko

mkenmo ta kevo yaur ohumetgan pegh car jy fonoraus

jonocemtars, enh prajejiy sponh sa`o tg`o cooignf

hawn ejaut yaursoic enh quostgangnf yaur ejgigtgos.

]a ha yaursoic e cevaur - han‗t siemd acc gn cgrst yoer

jomeuso yau‗ro avorwkoi`oh ar tkgnd yau men pgmd

up tko pemo gn :I. ]tey `atgvetoh, stey kunfry, enh

ha tko jost passgjio laj yau men an yaur cgrst yoer

essgfn`onts enh oxe`s, jomeuso tkoy men vory woiignciuonmo tko maurso ac tko rost ac yaur igco.

J. Xkoy‗ro nat ovorytkgnf

Enyano wka toiis yau tket yaur 5I frehos `oen

ovorytkgnf gs `gstedon enh hagnf yau e froet

hgssorvgmo. Waur frehos ero aniy ano espomt ac yau es

e iew stuhont, cuturo iewyor, enh (`ast g`partentiy)

porsan. Gc yau emo yaur cgrst yoer miessos, tkon

manfretuietgans, onlay yaur summoss, doop wardgnf

kerh ta `egntegn yaur oxmoiiont rosuits, enh han‗t

fot e jgf koeh. Gc yau tateiiy cumd up yaur cgrst yoer

miessos, tkon stey maai, fot oxtre koip, doop wardgnf

kerh ta g`pravo yaur porcar`enmo, enh han‗t fot taahawn an yaursoic (tko iew smkaai wents yau ta pess,

eii rgfkt1). Wau‗vo `eho gt tkgs cer eiroehy - han‗t fgvo

up lust jomeuso yau keh ano jeh yoer (unioss yau

fonugnoiy went ta qugt iew smkaai, wkgmk gs enatkor

gssuo). Igco faos an, enh ano wey ar enatkor, yau wgii

onh up wkoro yau‗ro `oent ta jo72.

72@umk igdo y aah, y awn iew frehos woro eii avor t ko ep, renfgnf cra` 33-;3%. G jie`o gt an tko e e e e e eimakai. Jut `aro sorgausiy, tko 33% wes lust e vory

paar porcar`enmo tket G roeiiy han‗t kevo eny oxmuso car. Xkgs gs wket keppons wkon yau try ta mre` car e iew oxe`, dghs!

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G roeiiy wentoh ta teid ejaut stross gn iew smkaai enh

tkaufkt tko jost piemo ta stgmd tkgs somtgan gs rgfkt koro.

Rioeso roeh tkgs somtgan (gt‗s skart), ar et ioest sdg`.

Iew smkaai gs ho`enhgnf, gntonso, enh strosscui. Na

haujt ejaut tket. Gt‗s ovon strosscui ta tko pagnt tket gt

men meuso (ar et ioest mantrgjuto ta) hoprossgan gn iew

stuhonts enh iewyors enh ovon ioeh ta sugmgho.

]a na `ettor kaw jusy yau fot, ar kaw `eny

rospansgjgigtgos yau kevo, ar kaw `umk yau tkgnd atkor

poapio ero hoponhgnf an yau, ro`o`jor ta tedo mero ac

yaursoic. Faah caah, oxormgso, onaufk sioop, eii tket lezz.

G dnaw gt saunhs sg`pio enh sg`pigstgm, jut yau roeiiy kevoprgargtgzo tko koeitk ac yaur `gnh enh yaur jahy.

Gc yau ero struffignf wgtk enytkgnf gn yaur igco, wkotkor

gt‗s roietoh ta iew smkaai ar nat, tkon G onmaurefo yau

ta roemk aut ta sa`oano enh teid ejaut gt es saan

es passgjio. Gt mauih jo e crgonh, ce`giy `o`jor, ar

sa`oano oiso yau trust. Ar gt mauih jo e vaiuntoor ar e

pracossganei et e ma``ungty arfengzetgan. Vket‗s `ast

g`partent gs tket yau mannomt wgtk sa`oano enh dnaw

tket yau ero nat eiano.

Enh gc yau natgmo e crgonh, ar ovon e miess`eto ar

emquegntenmo wka` yau han‗t dnaw vory woii, iaadgnf

ar emtgnf e jgt jiuo, tkon pioeso esd tket porsan

gc ovorytkgnf gs adey. ]uro, yau `gfkt meuso sa`o

o`jerress`ont gc yaur juhhy gs porcomtiy cgno enh yau

hghn‗t kevo enytkgnf ta warry ejaut ector eii. Jut e

igttio o`jerress`ont gs natkgnf ma`peroh ta iottgnf tket

crgonh ar miess`eto dnaw tket yau mero enh tket yau‗ro

wgiignf ta teid enh igston.

Xko caiiawgnf gs nat e ma`pioto igstgnf ac ovory evegiejio

rosaurmo car iew stuhonts enh iewyors, jut G kapo tket gt

skaws yau tket yau wgii jo suppartoh enh seco gn yaur

stuhgos. Gc yau‗ro ovor kevgnf hgccgmuitgos mapgnf, pioeso

cgnh tko stronftk ta mantemt sa`oano enh tedo tko cgrst

stops tawerhs fottgnf koip.

8.6 E ]orgaus Nato Ejaut ]tross

_ngvorsgty

TNe`o ac Iew ]mkaaiP

Me`pus

Maunsoiignf

Me`pus Roor

]uppart Mgty Mrgsgs Igno

Iewyors‗

Essgstenmo]orvgmo

Xka`psan Zgvors _ngvorsgty Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Sgmtarge   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Eijorte   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Meifery Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac ]esdetmkowen   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac @engtaje TZajsan KeiiP   Ignd  Ignd   Ignd  Ignd 

Uuoon‗s _ngvorsgty Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Attewe   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Xaranta   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Vostorn Anterga   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

_ngvorsgty ac Vgnhsar   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

Ward _ngvorsgty TAsfaaho KeiiP   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

@mFgii _ngvorsgty   Ignd  Ignd   Ignd  Ignd 

_ngvorsgty ac Now Jrunswgmd   Ignd   Ignd   Ignd

Heikausgo _ngvorsgty T]mkuigmk ]mkaaiP   Ignd  Ignd  Ignd 

Xejio ?< Zosaurmos car ]uppart

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(5) Xko `enhetary `aat

Et sa`o pagnt hurgnf yaur iew smkaaignf, yau `ey kevo

ta `aat. ]a`o `aats ero aptganei ma`potgtgans (G‗ii 

hgsmuss tkoso ietor) tket yau kevo ta try aut car et tko onh

ac 5I, jut sa`otg`os yaur smkaai carmos ta pertgmgpeto

gn et ioest ano `enhetary `aat car miess mrohgt.

]a wket gs e `aat1 Gt gs e `amd maurt pramoohgnf,

wkoro yau wgii kevo ta piey tko raio ac e iewyor enh

emtueiiy erfuo e meso es tkaufk yau woro gn maurt

car roei. @aats ero typgmeiiy strumturoh es e Maurt ac

Eppoei iovoi pramoohgnf, sa tket yau kevo ta erfuo tko

iew enh iofei prgnmgpios, es appasoh ta pravgnf cemtsenh suj`gttgnf ovghonmo tkraufk oxe`gngnf wgtnossos.

Koro, _JM oxpiegns gt jottor tken G ha.

Kaw haos e `aat ward1 Fonoreiiy, yau (enh e pertnor,

`ast igdoiy) wgii jo essgfnoh ta roprosont ogtkor tko

Eppoiient ar tko Zospanhont gn e mrg`gnei ar mgvgi

meso. Waur cgrst tesd wgii jo ta put tafotkor e cemtu`

gn wkgmk yau ertgmuieto yaur iofei erfu`onts jesoh an

e cemt pettorn fgvon ta yau jy yaur pracossars. Ector

eii tko cemtu`s ero suj`gttoh, yau, yaur pertnor, enhtko stuhonts roprosontgnf tko atkor sgho wgii eii jo

ho`anstretgnf yaur arei ehvamemy sdgiis car ‛luhfos‗

(pieyoh jy iewyors ar uppor yoer stuhonts vaiuntoorgnf

tkogr tg`o ta `edo yaur igvos `gsorejio car e cow

`a`onts es tkoy esd yau quostgans hosgfnoh ta put yau

an tko spat enh carmo yau ta tkgnd an yaur coot).

Xa roeh aro ejaut wket tko cgrst yoer aat oxporgonmo

gs igdo, migmd koro. Enh ta soo en oxe`pio ac sa`o

_ngvorsgty ac Now Jrunswgmd iew stuhonts kerh et

ward, migmd koro.

Xko jost tgp tket G men fgvo yau et tkgs stefo gs< ha nat

 lust stenh et tko pahgu` enh sg`piy roeh yaur cemtu`.

Waur luhfos wgii nat jo g`prossoh enh wgii mansghor

yau gii-properoh. Rrosont yaur meso igdo yau `oen gt!

(:) Xryauts car tko ma`potgtgvo `aats

Igdo ei`ast ovorytkgnf oiso gn tko iew warih, yau wgii

igdoiy kevo ta try aut gc yau went ta oern e spat an ema`potgtgvo `aat toe` gn :I ar =I. Xkgs `ey tedo tko

car` ac e skart ‛euhgtgan‗ wkoro yau prosont en arei

erfu`ont enh enswor quostgans cra` e penoi ac luhfos

(g.o. pracossars) ” gn atkor warhs, e `gng-`aat.

Cra` `y oxporgonmo trygnf aut enh jognf soiomtoh care spat car tko Rotor Jurns @amd Mrg`gnei Xrgei, gt soo`s

ta `o tket gt‗s nat sa `umk tko mantont ac yaur arei

erfu`ont enh enswors tket `ettors es gt gs tko wey yau

prosont. Gn atkor warhs, es ianf es yau saunh mancghont

enh ma`potont enh arfengzoh, gt wan‗t nomossergiy kurt

yau ta fgvo e retkor nansonsgmei rospanso ta e porcomtiy

roesanejio quostgan (tkend faahnoss car tket!).

Kawovor, yau skauih propero ehoquetoiy ac maurso, enh

premtgmo fgvgnf yaur erfu`ont enh ehhrossgnf patontgeiquostgans tket e luhfo `gfkt esd. Gnhooh, properetgan

enh premtgmo ero tko doys ta e faah euhgtgan.

(=) Atkor amd pramoohgnfs

Gn ehhgtgan ta tko `enhetary `aat, tkoro `ey jo

atkor appartungtgos car cgrst yoer stuhonts ta premtgmo

tkogr ehvamemy sdgiis. Xkoso men gnmiuho nofatgetgan

ma`potgtgans sumk es tkgs ano, arei essgfn`onts hurgnf

miess (sumk es prosontgnf e twa-`gnuto erfu`ont), enh

ovon `aatgnf avor samgei `ohge.

Fonoreiiy spoedgnf, iew stuhonts ha kevo pionty ac

mkenmos, ovon hurgnf 5I, ta suppio`ont tkogr emeho`gm

ioerngnf wgtk sa`o premtgmei ioerngnf. Jut yau

sa`otg`os kevo ta tedo tko gngtgetgvo ta sood aut enh

pertgmgpeto gn tkoso oxtre appartungtgos.

8.; @aatgnf An _p gn tko Varih (Rert G)

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Zoferhioss ac kaw gnvaivoh yau woro gn yaur unhorfreh

me`pus ma``ungty, gt‗s e faah jot tket yau wgii jo

ovon jusgor wgtk oxtre-murrgmuier emtgvgtgos anmo yau

stert igvgnf cuii-tg`o gn tko iew smkaai jujjio. Gt‗s aniy

neturei ta pertgmgpeto gn e vergoty ac appartungtgos gn

arhor ta jaast yaur rosu`o, `edo now crgonhs, fgvo

jemd ta tko me`pus enh froetor ma``ungty, enh doop

up wgtk ovoryano oiso wka‗s fat cgvo jgiigan tkgnfs

fagnf an et anmo.

Xko doy ta onlaygnf yaur oxtre-murrgmuiers retkor tken

rofrottgnf tko` gs ta pgmd merocuiiy. Dnaw tket gt‗s

g`passgjio ta ha ovorytkgnf ENH doop an tap ac yaursmkaaiward ENH fot sa`otkgnf an e hegiy jesgs dnawn

es ’sioop‐. Et tko se`o tg`o, yau went ta ha et ioest

e cow tkgnfs ta skaw cuturo o`piayors tket yau woro

gnvaivoh et iew smkaai enh hgh tkgnfs autsgho ac miess ta

hovoiap yaur iewyorgnf sdgiis75.

Es wgtk unhorfreh emtgvgtos, G urfo yau ta aniy soiomt

tko anos tket yau ero fonugnoiy gntorostoh gn (enh

gc tkoro‗s nano tket cgt tket metofary, tkon yau skauih

roeiiy quostgan wky yau went ta onh up et iew smkaai).Han‗t lagn fraups tket yau‗ro nat eii tket doon an lust

jomeuso yau tkgnd gt‗ii iaad faah an yaur rosu`o. Waur

tg`o gs eiroehy sa ig`gtoh enh sa veiuejio - wky westo

gt an emtgvgtgos tket yau men jeroiy taioreto17: 

]a wket ero sa`o ac tko hgccoront appartungtgos tket

yau men pertedo gn1 G tkaufkt yau‗h novor esd! Gn na

pertgmuier arhor (oxmopt acc tko tap ac `y koeh), koro

ero lust sa`o ac tko hgccoront tkgnfs yau men ehh ta yaur

igco oxporgonmos<

(5) Rertgmgpetgnf gn e stuhont iofei migngm / iofei

egh sorvgmo

Ano ac `y ejsaiuto cevaurgto oxporgonmos hurgnf iew

smkaai (tkaufk gt hghn‗t stert aut tket wey enh G gngtgeiiy

wentoh ta qugt ector ano so`ostor) wes vaiuntoorgnf

wgtk tko Iew ]tuhonts‗ Iofei Ehvgmo Rrafre` (I]IER).

Xkraufk tkgs prafre` G fevo croo iofei ehvgmo ta iaw-

gnma`o Onfigsk enh Mentanoso migonts (han‗t esd `o

kaw, `y Menta gs torrgjio, es `y trgei ma-maunsoi wauih

ettost7=). Jy `ootgnf wgtk migonts car gntedo gntorvgows

enh caiiaw-up, jognf rospansgjio car `y awn mesos enh

meso iaeh, hgsmussgnf tko iew enh igtgfetgan stretofgos

wgtk tko suporvgsgnf iewyors, enh ovon roprosontgnf

migonts gn maurt pramoohgnfs, G fegnoh e tan ac premtgmei

oxporgonmo tket koipoh `o ta cooi `aro mancghont enh

ma`potont es e premtgtganor. Enh ak yoek, enh G koipoh

aut e cow poapio gn nooh es woii.

Cartunetoiy, ei`ast eii iew smkaais ha accor tkgs dgnh ac

stuhont iofei migngm ta essgst g`pavorgskoh gnhgvghueis

(enh acton unhorfreh stuhonts et tko ungvorsgty) wgtk

tkogr iofei prajio`s. ]a`o ac tko migngms ero vaiuntoor-

jesoh, sa stuhonts wauih ha tko iofei ward autsgho ac

miess mrohgt. Atkor migngms maunt es maursoward, sa tkoy

ero nat oxtre-murrgmuiers sa `umk es nan-trehgtganei

appartungtgos ta oern smkaai mrohgts. Gn Menehe, tko

caiiawgnf prafre`s ero evegiejio<

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

Gc tkoro‗s e pertgmuier oxtre-murrgmuier emtgvgty tket G

wauih roma``onh ta ovory sgnfio iew stuhont, gt gs tkgs

8.7 En Eii-Wau-Men-Oet Juccot ac Oxtre-Murrgmuiers

75Gt‗s lust igdo Faihgiamds. Nat taa umk...nat taa igttio...lust tko rgfkt e`aunt ac oxtre mrep an yaur pieto!

7:Rioeso han‗t jo igdo y (ie`o-ess) ox-jaycrgonh wka eh`gttoh ta o tket ko aniy lagnoh tko ‛co`gngst miuj‗ jomeuso ko tkaufkt ko‗h jo tko aniy fuy tkoro enh mauih

tkon fot e faah ro coronmo cra` tko suporvgsgnf pracossar jomeuso ko‗h jo `o`arejio tket wey. Ma`o an - yau skauih et ioest lagn jomeuso yau tkgnd yau‗ro fanne

`oot kat & cogsty mkgmds 4).

7=@y crgonh (wka` G‗ii meii @gnhy) enh G woro per tnoroh up es ma-maunsoi an e ‛t koct unhor $?222‗ mrg`gnei trgei hurgnf :I. Cra` tko gngtgei gntedo anwerhs, aur migont

mantgnuoh ta fgvo us tko se`o stary< sko keh joon framory skappgnf wkgio puskgnf eraunh kor jejy mert, koerh kor moii pkano rgnf, wont autsgho tko staro wgtk kor

mert iaehoh up wgtk gto`s t a enswor tko meii, enh wes tkon erro stoh. Aur migont mieg`oh tket sko keh na gntontgan ac stoeignf, jut @gnhy enh G c aunh tko stary ta jo

an tko...gnmrohuiaus sgho. Nanotkoioss, gt wes aur huty ta roprosont aur migont ta tko jost ac aur ejgigtgos, enh erfuo car en emqugttei . Zgfkt jocaro tko ster t ac trgei,

aur maiiomtgvo hgsjoigoc turnoh gnta tatei unhorstenhgnf wkon tko migont efegn mieg`oh tket sko we s gnnamont, taih us tket sko wauih novor stoei jomeuso sko EIVEW]

merrgoh onaufk `anoy eraunh, enh pra`ptiy puiioh aut kor weiiot cgiioh wgtk $822 gn maih kerh mesk. Gt wes iumdy car @gnhy enh G tket wo keh tkgs dnawiohfo gn aur

jemd pamdot, es t wa gnutos jocaro apongnf suj`gssgans, tko yaunf Mrawn maunsoi nat-sa-sujtiy ehvgsoh us ta pioeh fugity wgtk e mamdy s`grd enh e snoorgnf, ’Ero

yau suro yau went ta fa ta tr gei1 Vo kevo pkata ovghonmo skawgnf tket gt wes yaur migont‐. Cest carwerh en kaur ietor, enh wo keh fatton aur migont acc wgtk e na

`ons roe hoconmo enh e skart iom turo cra` tko luhfo ejaut prapor framory st aro otgquotto. Jaa yek!! Xedo tket, Mrawn!!

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ano. Rertgmgpetgnf gn e stuhont iofei migngm accors `eny

jonocgts, tko `ast g`partent ano jognf tket yau‗ro

`edgnf e hgccoronmo car poapio wka nooh tko koip. G

urfo yau ta fgvo gt e try enh soo wket ma`os ac gt.

(:) Saiuntoorgnf wgtk yaur smkaai‗s mkeptor ac

Rra Jana ]tuhonts Menehe

Rra Jana ]tuhonts gs e prafre` tket `etmkos up stuhont

vaiuntoors wgtk iamei arfengzetgans tket pravgho enh/ar

nooh iofei essgstenmo. Gt‗s e wey tket stuhonts men fegn

premtgmei oxporgonmo wgtk hrectgnf hamu`onts, hagnf

roei-igco rosoermk, ioerngnf ejaut gnhgvghueis‗ enh fraups‗

rgfkts enh noohs, enh sa an. Rravghgnf pra jana (na

mkerfo) sorvgmos gs ano ac tko doy weys tket iewyors men

fgvo jemd ta tko jraehor ma``ungty, enh gt‗s woii wartk

gt ta stert hovoiapgnf tkgs premtgmo wkgio gn iew smkaai.

(=) Essgstgnf wgtk en Gnnamonmo Rralomt

Xkoro ero tkroo Menehgen smkaais (_JM, Asfaaho 

Keii, enh @mFgii) tket run Gnnamonmo Rralomts tket iew

stuhonts men koip wgtk. En Gnnamonmo Rralomt gs en

arfengzetgan tket strgvos ta gnvostgfeto enh patontgeiiy

avorturn mesos ac wranfcui manvgmtgan ar `gsmerrgefos

ac lustgmo. Xa roeh ejaut sumk oxe`pios gn aur mauntry‗s

kgstary, migmd koro.

Vranfcui manvgmtgan mesos ero protty soxy gn tket tkoy

mantgnuo ta ettremt e iat ac `ohge ettontgan, enh ero

acton tko sujlomt ac ontgro opgsahos an iofei XS skaws.

Gnhooh, gc yau onh up wardgnf an e truo wranfcui

manvgmtgan meso, gt mauih roeiiy ’`edo yaur meroor‐78.

Kawovor, tkoso prafre`s `ey kevo ig`gtoh spemo car

stuhonts, sa jo suro ta ha yaur rosoermk enh eppiy oeriy

gc yau went ta kevo tko jost mkenmo ac pertgmgpetgnf.

(8) Zosoermkgnf car e pracossar

Vkotkor es e pegh ar unpegh fgf, hagnf rosoermk car

e pracossar men jo vory rowerhgnf. Xko jonocgts men

gnmiuho g`pravgnf yaur iofei rosoermk sdgiis, wardgnf

miasoiy wgtk e fongus pracossar, ioerngnf ejaut e now

enh ma`piox eroe ac tko iew gn froet hotegi (sumk

tket yau‗ro woii an yaur wey ta joma`gnf en oxport

yaursoic), enh `eyjo ovon kevgnf yaur ne`o igstoh gn

tko emdnawiohfo`onts ac e rospomtoh jaad, es gs tko

meso wgtk sa`o ac `y iew juhhgos.

Iew cemuity wka ero gn nooh ac stuhont rosoermkors wgii

`edo tket vory woii dnawn et smkaai, ogtkor tkraufk

miessraa` ennaunmo`onts ar wgtk prgntoh ar anigno

pastgnfs. Gc rosoermkgnf eppoeis ta yau, tkon doop en

oyo aut car tkoso appartungtgos es oeriy es tko cgrst

maupio `antks ac 5I.

(?) Rieygnf an e sparts toe`

]gnmo iew stuhonts tonh ta jo avoremkgovors wka (went

ta) oxmoi et ovorytkgnf, gnmiuhgnf pkysgmei emtgvgtgos, yau

men oxpomt tket tkoro wgii jo e toe` car ei`ast ovory dgnh

ac spart tket men jo pieyoh gn yaur foafrepkgmei rofgan.Xko jost tkgnf ejaut iew smkaai sparts1 Xko mkoosy

ewosa`o ne`os sumk es Faihon Joerrgstors rufjy miuj

(e piey an tko _ ac E Faihon Joers versgty toe` ne`o) ar

tko @eipremtgmo Mup (e @mFgii taurne`ont efegnst tko iew

stuhonts‗ ermk-rgvei< `oh stuhonts!). @aro sorgausiy, tkgs gs

e froet appartungty ta cgt gn sa`o cgtnoss wkgio samgeigzgnf

enh pertgmgpetgnf gn en emtgvgty tket men fa an yaur rosu`o.

(3) Ohgtgnf car e stuhont-run iew laurnei

Eitkaufk pasgtgans an tko ohgtgnf jaerh ac e iew laurnei(sa`otg`os dnawn es e iew rovgow) han‗t soo` ta jo

es oxmiusgvo gn Menehe es gn tko _]E (stuhonts han‗t

fonoreiiy kevo ta pertgmgpeto gn e wrgtgnf ma`potgtgan gn

Menehe, car oxe`pio, es men jo tko meso hawn sautk),

gt‗s stgii e retkor prostgfgaus tgtio ta ehh ta yaur igst ac

emma`pigsk`onts. Jognf e `o`jor ac e iew laurnei gs

hocgngtoiy ano ac tkaso sgtuetgans wkoro yau stert et tko

jatta` ac tko kgorermky hagnf tko `ast tohgaus tesds

(sumk es pkatamapygnf ar mkomdgnf tko punmtuetgan anmgtetgans,), enh men ward yaur wey up ta tko vory tap.

Koro ero tko `egn iew laurneis emrass tko mauntry.

]a`o smkaais `ey kevo atkor spomgeity laurneis es woii

tket G‗` nat ewero ac, sumk es et _JM wgtk tko Ce`giy 

Iew Laurnei (tkaufk ajvgausiy G‗` ewero ac tkgs ano)<

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E enh _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

78Xkoso woro tko warhs ac e manvgmtoh `urhoror wka` G vgsgtoh gn e `exg`u`-somurgty gnstgtutgan hurgnf ano ac `y yoers gn iew smkaai. Eianf wgtk e miess`eto,

wo woro vgsgtgnf tko `en ta caiiaw up an kgs mieg` tket ko wes emtueiiy gnnamont ac kgs mrg`o. Naw, `eyjo gt‗s jomeuso G keh spont `antks stuhygnf psymkaiafgmei

hgsarhors gn unhorfreh enh jome`o avoriy perenagh, ar eyjo gt ‗s jomeuso G wetmk e igt tio taa umk Hoxtor, jut tko gnmrohgjiy ertgmuieto wey tket t kgs en spado, tko

pgormgnf wey tket ko iaadoh et us wgtk kgs mioer gmy oyos, enh tko strenfo wey gn wkgmk ko nerrawoh gn an tko ghoe tk et kgs meso wauih ’`edo aur meroors‐, eho o

joigovo tket G wes t eidgnf ta e tatei samgapetk. G m en sey naw wket G hghn‗t sey j emd tkon< G‗` fieh tkgs fuy gs jokgnh jers.

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G skauih eisa `ontgan tket es e stuhont, yau men suj`gt

e pgomo ac ward ta e iew laurnei car mansghoretgan car

pujigskgnf. G wauih hocgngtoiy roma``onh tkgs gc yau‗vo

fat tko rosoermk enh wrgtgnf mkaps enh went ta soo

yaur ne`o g``arteigzoh gn prgnt car yaur frenh`atkorta jref ejaut ta kor jaad miuj.

(6) Mantrgjutgnf ta tko stuhont nowspepor

Car tkaso ac yau wka ero faah et wrgtgnf, hosgfngnf,

pkatafrepky, enh/ar jassgnf atkor poapio eraunh, yau

`gfkt went ta jo pert ac yaur smkaai‗s nowspepor (enh gc

yau han‗t kevo enytkgnf sujstentgvo ta mantrgjuto, tkon

tedo sa`o gnspgretgan cra` tko Froetost ]kaw ac Aur 

Xg`o  enh stgr up e igttio mantravorsy - xaxa). Enywey,

koro ero tko stuhont nowspepors tket G mauih cgnh (sa`o

smkaais soo` ta kevo snoedgiy kgh tkogrs cra` Faafio ” G

wanhor wky...) enh tkogr acton ak-sa-miovor-Ietgn ne`os

(tket yau wgii jottor unhorstenh ector yau‗ro g``orsoh gn

tko iew enh men novor spoed igdo e nar`ei porsan efegn)<

_JM / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / _ ac X / Asfaaho /

@mFgii / ]mkuigmk

(;) @edgnf en ess ac yaursoic Rertgmgpetgnf gn e

vergoty/ma`ohy/ontortegn`ont skaw ar ovontG]]_O< Vkotkor iew stuhonts ero wogrh.

Z_IO< Vkonovor yau fetkor e junmk ac poapio tafotkor

wka cooi strossoh aut `ast ar eii ac tko tg`o, tkoy wgii

jiaw acc stoe` jy `edgnf vghoas enh porcar`gnf sdgts

wkorogn tkoy o`jremo tkogr gnnor foodgnoss enh gn

cemt dgmd gt up e natmk. Nato tket tkgs ruio gs jesoh an

ma``an sonso, nat ma``an iew.

ERRIGMEXGAN< Koro enh koro

7?

 enh koro.

MANMI_]GAN< Iew stuhonts ero ovon wogrhor tken G

tkaufkt. (Iaad wket yau‗ro fottgnf gnta - gt‗s nat taa ieto

ta turn eraunh enh weid ewey!)

(7) @edgnf en ess ac yaursoic Rertgmgpetgnf gn

stuhont favorn`ont

Men yau g`efgno e iew smkaai wgtkaut e stuhont73 

favorn`ont1 Ke ke ke! Vkoro wauih tko smenheis ma`o

cra`1 Dghhgnf esgho, iew stuhont samgotgos/essamgetgansero rospansgjio car `eny froet tkgnfs eraunh oemk

smkaai, sumk es arfengzgnf tko cgrst yoer argontetgan,

sottgnf up jaad enh miatkgnf seios, enh pienngnf tko freh

moiojretgan. ]a tkaso ac yau wgtk paigtgmei espgretgans men

sood aut e favorn`ont soet gn 5I, fot yaursoic oiomtoh ta

e kgfkor-rendgnf past gn :I, enh uitg`etoiy tedo avor tko

prosghontgei past gn =I ector yau‗vo jrgjoh onaufk poapio

wgtk mkamaieto enh mupmedo se`pios (eh`gt gt - sa`o ac

yau ero seigvetgnf et tko tkaufkt ac runngnf tko smkaai).Iumdgiy car yau, tkoro ero pionty ac appartungtgos<

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

(52) ]amgeigzgnf gn e miuj (nat tko dgnh yau

woer skart skart sdgrts ta)

Eianf wgtk eii tko arfengzetgans wkoro yau emtueiiy ha

iofei ward enh sumk, tkoro ero eisa tko dgnhs ac miujs

wkoro yau lust kevo samgei fetkorgnfs anmo gn e wkgio

enh kenf aut enh skaat tko jroozo. Ano ac tko miujs

tket G lagnoh car tkgs roesan wes Autiews , tko _JM iew

fraup car FIJXU stuhonts (gt‗s eisa meiioh Autiews et e

cow atkor me`pusos ” eron‗t wo e miovor junmk1). Xko

Autiews76 wes ewosa`o gn tket josghos tko ammesganei

sorgaus manvorsetgan ejaut sorgaus quoor tapgms, tko

aniy rospansgjgigty car miuj `o`jors wes ta dgmd jemd,

onlay e hrgnd, enh kevo e fey aih tg`o7;.

]a tkoro yau kevo gt, dghs. Vkgio tkgs gs nat e ma`pioto

igst ac emtgvgtgos, gt skauih jo onaufk car yau ta fot e

sonso ac kaw mrezy jusy yau‗ii jo hurgnf 5I. Eii G men

sey gs...faah iumd!

7?]NEGI] rocor ta ‛stuhonts nat emtu eiiy gn iew smkaai‗. ]a`o iew stuhonts ero kyporsonsgtgvo ta kevgnf nan-iew caids stuhygnf gn tko iew igjrery (wkgmk G hgh wkon G

wes e iawiy Rsymk unhorfreh). *Maufk* oigtgst snajs.

73]poedgnf ac smenheiaus, tko cgrst tg`o G ovor sew ano per tgmuier kgfk-rendgnf o`jor ac y ungvorsgty‗s Iew ]tuhonts‗ ]amgoty wes ec tor tkgs porsan trgppoh hawn

e cigfkt ac stegrs hurgnf tko ennuei iew stuhont mrugso wkgio kaihgnf e ‛jovorefo‗ gn kgs ar kor kenh. Naw tket‗s ioehorskgp!

76Adey, tkoro wes enatkor roesan< soognf gc tkoro woro ettremtgv o enh seno sgnfio iehgos gn tko fraup. _ncartunetoiy car o, G wes nov or ejio ta cgnh enyano wka coiignta eii caur metofargos.

7;G lust wentoh ta edo e qugmd pagnt tket y oxporgonmo es e roietgvoiy aut (g.o. wkon esdoh, G taih) ‛jgsoxuei‗ co`eio et _JM I ew wes protty pasgtgvo ( josghos y koert

paunhgnf enytg`o G keh ta toii sa`oano). Gnhooh, G han‗t joigovo tket y soxueigty ov or nofetgvoiy cemtaroh gnta y gntoremtgans wgtk maiioefuos. Kawovor, G dnaw tket

sa`o nan-kotora poapio et y iew smkaai hgh nat cooi tko se`o wey. Mkomd aut Mkoors car Uuoors, car aro porspomtgvos eraunh tko mauntry.

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Xko noxt cow pefos wgii rovgow tkgnfs tket kepponoh

ta `o (jomeuso nano ac gt wes `y ceuit, ac maurso)

tkraufkaut iew smkaai, nat lust gn 5I. Jut, G tkaufkt

G‗h wrgto ejaut gt naw, sa tket yau han‗t tkgnd tket iew

smkaai gs eii ward enh na cun...

(5) Hetgnf

Wau dnaw kaw G taih yau ta jo soiomtgvo ejaut yaur

oxtre-murrgmuier emtgvgtgos, enh aniy mkaaso ta ha tko

tkgnfs tket yau‗ro fonugnoiy gntorostoh gn1 Voii, tket

faos quehrupio wkon gt ma`os ta yaur hetgnf emtgvgtgos

(tket gs, gc yau‗ro nat iumdy onaufk ta eiroehy jo gn e

stoehy stejio iavgnf roietganskgp wkon yau fot gnta iewsmkaai). Jo merocui wket wka yau iot gnta yaur igco,

enh ha sa`otkgnf tket G novor hgh< sot sa`o cumdgnf

stenherhs!

E. Xko tg`o G wes stgii hetgnf `y ox

Vkon G wes yaunf enh gnnamont enh gn y cgrst antk

ac unhorfreh, G `eho tko torrgjio `gstedo ac efroognf

ta heto tko cgrst porsan wka oxprossoh en gntorost gn

`o. Xkroo enh e keic iaaaanf yoers ietor, wo woro

stgii tafotkor jomeuso G kehn‗t caunh e ku`eno wey

ta oxtrgmeto ysoic cra` tko sgtuetgan. Jy tkon G wes e

summosscui Kanaurs Rsymk freh enh saan-ta-jo-iew

stuhont, enh `y ox wes en avorwogfkt, entgsamgei,

na-piens-car-tko-cuturo Onfigsk `elar.

Enywey, jy tko tg`o tket G wes gn `y cgnei so`ostor

ac `y Rsymk hofroo, aur roietganskgp wes fagnf

hawnkgii cest jomeuso G kehn‗t esdoh `y ox ta `avo

wgtk `o ta Senmauvor (aaps). ]a tket sprgnf, lust ector

G cgngskoh `y Kanaurs tkosgs, G hgh tko aniy iafgmei

tkgnf G mauih tkgnd ac< snoedgiy `avo `y skgt aut ac

aur epert`ont wkgio `y ox wes aut ac tawn vgsgtgnf

ce`giy, enh tkon onh tko roietganskgp.

_ncartunetoiy, jeroiy e cow heys ector tko jroed-up,

`y ox fat e kaih ac `o avor tko pkano enh joffoh

`o ta ma`o jemd...enh G efrooh (G wesn‗t sumk en

esskaio jemd tkon, joigovo gt ar nat). Mansoquontiy,

wo spont tko su``or ‛ropegrgnf‗ aur roietganskgp (ede

emtueiiy sioopgnf tafotkor efegn) enh homghoh tket G

wauih `avo ta Senmauvor cgrst, enh `y ox wauih

caiiaw ietor an.

G fuoss aur roietganskgp `ust kevo fano hawnkgii

efegn ector G `avoh ta JM, jomeuso an tko Crghey

jocaro Xkendsfgvgnf, G fat en pkano meii gncar`gnf

`o tket ’tkgnfs woro nat wardgnf aut eny`aro‐.

Gn atkor warhs, G fat rovorso-turdoy-hu`poh (G keh

novor ovon koerh ac e turdoy hu`p jocaro tkon!).

Enywey, G wes gnmrohgjiy pgssoh car e cow kaurs, enh

tkon spont tko rost ac tket Menehgen Xkendsfgvgnf

woodonh fottgnf gnmrohgjiy pgssoh gn ]oettio. Enh ta

tkgs hey, G stgii men‗t ro`o`jor kaw caur ajnaxgaus

cgrst yoer iew stuhonts mauih fa an e tkroo-hey raeh

trgp tafotkor wgtkaut dgiignf oemk atkor.

J. Xko tg`o G ei`ast hetoh e `gigtent iosjgen co`gngst

Hurgnf tko cgrst cow `antks ac iew smkaai, wkon G

wes stgii fottgnf `y joergnfs enh trygnf nat ta cooi

taa ianoiy es e igttio cgsk gn tko jgf mgty, G `eho e

now crgonh wka keh e vory carmocui porsaneigty. Rut

enatkor wey, sko keh e vory ejresgvo enh effrossgvo

porsaneigty, ospomgeiiy wkon gntoremtgnf wgtk enyano

wka hghn‗t kevo e vefgne, enh sko fevo rofuier

iosjgen co`gngsts e jeh rop.

Jut, igdo G segh, G wes cooignf e jgt ianoiy enh aut

ac sarts, enh G jome`o miaso crgonhs wgtk Meptegn

Mumdaa Jenenes (tkgs gs tko ngmdne`o tket e `utuei

nan-iew crgonh fevo ta tkgs porsan wgtkaut dnawgnf

enytkgnf ejaut wket G‗` fagnf ta toii yau naw, enh G

cgnh gt cgttgnf). Enywey, ano tkgnf yau kevo ta dnaw

gs tket ei`ast enytg`o twa nan-kotora wa`on stert

kenfgnf aut wey taa acton, gt‗s e skart stop ewey ta

kaadgnf up (unioss tkoy‗ro lust jras ar ano ac tko`

kes e smery jucc fgricrgonh). ]a ac maurso, ano hey

wkon wo‗ro kenfgnf aut enh wetmkgnf Xko I Varh

(ac maurso), Meptegn Mumdaa `eho e `avo enh wo

onhoh up `edgnf aut.

Xkgnfs hghn‗t fa taa cer jomeuso wo keh piens ta

fa pertygnf tket ngfkt et tko mrezgost fgri perty gn

tawn (dnawn es Korsko ” ettonh et yaur awn rgsd).

Eitkaufk wo wont ta tko miuj tafotkor, Meptegn

qugmdiy hgtmkoh `o gn cevaur ac mkesgnf atkor tegi

eraunh. Cgneiiy, tawerhs tko onh ac tko ngfkt, wkon

tko mrawhs woro tkgnngnf aut, wo meufkt up efegn,

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enh Meptegn pramoohoh ta roe` `o aut gn crant ac

eii tko atkor hrundon pertyfaors. Iauhiy spautgnf

acc sumk ignos es, ’G han‗t kevo tg`o ta heto, G‗` gn

cgrst yoer iew!!‐, enh ’G aniy kevo roietganskgps wgtk

atkor iosjgens!!‐, enh ’G‗` e mrezy jgtmk!!‐ (adey, G`ey jo gs-ro`o`jorgnf tket ano), sko eho gt vory

mioer tket wo woro novor fagnf ta jo en gto`. G wont

ka`o tket ngfkt cooignf vory mancusoh ejaut iosjgens

enh igco gn fonorei (tkaufk G ietor ioernoh tket tkgs gs

nar`ei gn Senmauvor).

]kartiy ector tket gnmghont, G homghoh ta stap teidgnf

ta Mumdaa eitafotkor, car tko sedo ac `y awn sengty.

Cartunetoiy, G hghn‗t kurt tko Jenene‗s cooignfs taa

`umk, es pravon wkon sko eppraemkoh o sa`otg`o

gn :I ta teid ejaut kaw *G* `ust kevo ’fano e igttio

iaapy cra` cgrst so`ostor oxe` stross‐ ta jiaw kor

acc igdo tket. G hgh wket G ha jost wkon teidgnf ta en

unjeienmoh porsan - nah enh s`gio, nah enh s`gio.

M. Xko tg`o G hetoh enatkor iew stuhont

Hurgnf iew smkaai i G `eho tko frevo orrar ac hetgnf

enatkor iew stuhont. Naw car sa`o caids, hetgnf

enatkor iew stuhont gs e wanhorcui ghoe, enh tkoymen onh up keppgiy `errgoh enh/ar profnent wgtkgn

e cow antks‗ tg`o. Jut car o enh `eny atkors, tko

oxporgonmo gs nat oxemtiy promohont-sottgnf.

]a wket wont wranf1 Cgrstiy, y iew stuhont jaycrgonh

keh e fgent ofa enh igdoh ta aniy tkgnd ac kg`soic. Xkgs

jome`o epperont wkon wo woro stuhygnf car cgneis

tafotkor avor Faafio Mket. Et ano pagnt, crustretoh

wgtk `y iemd ac unhorstenhgnf ac e pertgmuier tapgm,

G esdoh `y ox-jaycrgonh car koip. Gnstoeh ac essgstgnf`o, ko rospanhoh wgtk sa`otkgnf eianf tko ignos ac,

’Ak yoek! Vo keh e quostgan ejaut tket gssuo an

aur `ghtor`. G emoh gt. Ak `en, G‗` sa roehy car tkgs

oxe`‐. Noohioss ta sey, G wes nat g`prossoh jy `y

ox‗s nooh ta avorma`ponseto car kgs skart-ma`gnfs.

]omanhiy, y ox-jaycrgonh wes tko mkoepost jesterh

G‗vo ovor `ot. Vket `edos `o sey tket1 Voii, tko

sg`pio cemt tket ko hghn‗t fot `o enytkgnf car `y

jgrtkhey. Ko igtoreiiy fevo `o natkgnf - nat ovon e

merh ar e nato ar e cumdgnf maupan, ovon. Jy tko

tg`o tket `y jgrtkhey raiioh eraunh, wo keh joon

tafotkor car ejaut twa antks, enh keh lust cgngskoh

aur cgnei oxe`s car tko yoer. _ncartunetoiy, ko

hghn‗t soo gt es en ammesgan ta moiojreto. @aroavor,

et `y jgrtkhey hgnnor, ko rocusoh ta mkgp gn car `yjgii. Gnhooh, wkgio `y raa``etos keh fonorausiy

pgtmkoh gn ta mavor y masts, y sa-meiioh-jaycrgonh

emtueiiy homignoh ta mantrgjuto enytkgnf wkon tkoy

esdoh gc ko wentoh ta pertgmgpeto. Noohioss ta sey,

G hu`poh tko `atkorcumdor saan ector, enh ta tkgs

hey G wgsk kg` iumd enh en unsummosscui meroor (yos,

G segh gt).

H.Xko tg`o G hetoh e mansghorejiy yaunfor porsan

@y stupghgty dnaws na jaunhs, es pravon jy tko

cemt tket hospgto tko ejavo ‛ioerngnf oxporgonmos‗, G

homghoh et sa`o pagnt gn y iew smkaai meroor tket G

wauih ma``onmo e roietganskgp wgtk e mansghorejiy

yaunfor porsan. Et tket tg`o G wes ejaut :8 enh =/8

yoers aih, enh `y now crgonh wes ejaut ?.? yoers

yaunfor, sa...yoek, yau men ha tko `etk.

Xrutk jo taih, gt wes e cun cignf wkgio gt iestoh.

Eitkaufk tkoro wes en efo hgccoronmo, wo stgii kehsa`o froet tg`os, ospomgeiiy hurgnf ano eii-gnmiusgvo

wood gn Ruorta Seiierte (enh na, G hgh NAX nooh e

nato ta fa trevoiignf gntornetganeiiy wgtk tkgs porsan).

Et tko onh ac tko hey, wo woro eiweys ejio ta janh

avor sa`o ac tko `ast g`partent tkgnfs gn igco<

sunskgno, fgris gn jgdgngs, enh toqugie. Iats enh iats

ac toqugie.

O. Xko tg`o G ei`ast hetoh e maupio

Ano tkgnf tket yau kevo ta wetmk aut car wkon

yau‗ro e iew stuhont gs emmghonteiiy pgmdgnf up

poapio tket yau hghn‗t `oen ta (es segh gn ano ac

`y cevaurgto igtorery wards< wgtk froet pawor ma`os

froet rospansgjgigty!). Enywey, tkgs kepponoh ta `o

wkon G wes ignoh up car enatkor mrezy iosjgen perty

enh stertoh teidgnf ta tkgs iehy wka wes woergnf tko

`ast rghgmuiaus cedo cur maet enh esdgnf kor wkoro

sko fat gt cra` (sko `eho gt, ac maurso). G fuoss kor

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gnta `o es saan es sko ioernoh G wes e iew stuhont.

Igdo, kor oyos emtueiiy igt up wkon G taih kor tket G

wes e stuhont wardgnf et e hgvarmo igtgfetgan cgr`.

Xko se`o wey `gno igt up wkon sko jaufkt `o e

toqugie skat (he`n yau, Muorva!).

Enywey, gt wes cer taa oesy cra` tkoro, enh G fat kor

nu`jor enh eii tket jocaro sko ioct wgtk kor crgonhs,

enh G ioct gn e ig`a wgtk e junmk ac kat wa`on ta

`edo aut e igttio enh fot sa`o Mkgnoso (gt wes e

protty faah ngfkt). Cur Maet Iehy enh G dopt gn taumk,

enh saan wo wont an e cow hetos (tkgs gs wkoro G

cooi ma`poiioh ta mieg` tket G wes ianoiy enh an

tko rojaunh enh gn e hry spoii et tko tg`o). Naw, gt

wes aniy ector wo keh fano aut sovorei tg`os tket

Cur Maet set `o hawn enh taih `o tkgs< ’G kevo e

jaycrgonh‐.

Xa `edo e ianf stary skart, G wes adey wgtk kor

kevgnf e jaycrgonh, enh e cow woods ietor G ovon `ot

tko huho. Enh tkon e cow heys ector tket eii tkroo ac

us kunf aut. Enh tkon tko wood ector tket, Cur Maet

Iehy esdoh us ta eii kenf aut efegn (yau men prajejiy

soo wkoro tkgs gs fagnf wey jocaro G hgh). Enywey, gt

wes an tko noxt ammesgan wkon G wes mkgiignf aut

et Cur Maet‗s epert`ont wgtk kor enh kor `egn `en

wkon G roeigzoh tket G wesn‗t an tko raeh ta kevgnf

e now fgricrgonh. Gnstoeh, G wes woii an `y wey ta

kevgnf jatk e fgricrgonh ENH e jaycrgonh. Xko igfkt

juij wont an enh G croedoh aut, skautoh ’G hghn‗t

sgfn up car tkgs skgt!‐, jegioh aut ac tko epert`ont

ta fa miujjgnf, enh novor spado ta ar sew ogtkor ac

tko` efegn.77 

(:) Rertygnf

_ncartunetoiy (ar cartunetoiy1), gn tko gntorosts ac sevgnf

spemo, G ha nat kevo tko appartungty ta toii yau `y

pertygnf stargos gn eny hotegi. Kawovor, G wgii gntrahumo

tkogr tgtios, sa tket yau men iaad carwerh ta tko hey tket

yau‗ro eisa gn iew smkaai enh hagnf quostganejio tkgnfs

ta yaur awn jregn, jahy, hgfngty, enh cuturo<

E. Xko tg`o tket `y crgonhs enh G trgoh ta fa ta e strgp

miuj wkgio sugtoh up, enh cegioh `gsorejiy

J. Xko (aniy) tg`o G tkrow up ector hrgndgnf, tkon keh ta

run tkraufk tko egrpart ta `edo `y cigfkt

M. Xko tg`o G stu`jioh upan en avorngfkt revo et e

nuho joemk wkgio mkesgnf hawn e iast moii pkano

H.Xko tg`o G ioh 3 poops ta e roz perty, kauso perty,

joemk perty, enh ector-perty gn ano ngfkt

O. Xko tg`o G wado up gn e pontkauso epert`ont noxt ta

e Jrgtgsk caatjeii pieyor

C. Xko tg`o G taad e roh-oyo cra` Senmauvor ta Xaranta

 lust car e su``or woodonh mejgn jaazocost

F.Xko tg`o tket e igttio sa`otkgnf meiioh tko Aiy`pgms

wes gn tawn

77G kapo yau onlayoh tkoso stargos. Enh gc yau‗ro roeiiy murgaus enh went ta roeh aro (adeeeey wogrha, jut Fah jioss yau), kevo e iaad koro (yos, G ha kevo e pon ne`o.

G fuoss tkgs edos o igdo e ro ei wrgtor ar sa`otkgnf1).

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]tertgnf cra` yaur vory cgrst cow heys ac iew smkaai,

yau wgii `oot `eny, `eny poapio. Car sa`o, lust tko

tkaufkt ac kevgnf ta ‛notward‗ gs oxkeustgnf. Vka

wents ta sponh 52 `gnutos `edgnf ewdwerh s`eii teid

wgtk sa`oano wka` yau kevo na gntorost gn soognf e

somanh tg`o, `umk ioss ward wgtk1 Na, tkend yau. Jut

tkon efegn, tkoro ero tkaso wka ero fgctoh wgtk tko fej.

Ano ac `y juhhgos kes en e`ezgnf ejgigty ta doop gn

taumk wgtk kgs car`or `ontars, maiioefuos, enh tko igdo.

Jy occomtgvoiy mannomtgnf wgtk atkors, enh `egntegngnf

tkaso mannomtgans avor tg`o, `y crgonh gs woii an kgs

wey ta e stoiier roputetgan eraunh tawn522.

Jut kaw men poapio wka eron‗t neturei jarn mker`ors

survgvo tko notwardgnf oxporgonmo1 Voii, tko cgrst tkgnf

ta unhorstenh gs tket ‛notwardgnf‗ haosn‗t lust rocor

ta tkoso jgf wgno enh mkooso typos ac ovonts wkoro

stuhonts ero norvaus, iew cgr` roprosontetgvos ero tgroh,

enh ovoryano lust wents ta hrgnd. Gnstoeh, notwardgnf

rocors `aro ta tko anfagnf pramoss ac `ootgnf now

poapio, caiiawgnf up an tkoso gngtgei `ootgnfs (ox.

fagnf car iunmk ta treho ghoes an tko jost piemos ta fa

snawskaognf), enh mantgnugnf ta put occart gnta tkaso

now roietganskgps ta `edo tko` `utueiiy onlayejio

enh jonocgmgei. Vkonovor passgjio, notwardgnf gs 

ejaut WA_ koipgnf, ar et ioest accorgnf ta koip, tko

atkor porsan wgtk ano ac kgs ar kor faeis ar prajio`s.

Xkoro‗s en ejunhenmo ac ‛kaw ta smk`aazo‗ rosaurmos

anigno, sa G wan‗t fa gnta umk hotegi (car gnstenmo, migmd

koro ar koro ar koro car sa`o gnca ta fot yau stertoh).

@y `egn ehvgmo gs tket gc yau men tkgnd ac notwardgnfes `aro ac e ngmo manvorsetgan wgtk e now crgonh,

retkor tken es e nomossery ovgi an yaur wey ta fottgnf

sa`otkgnf yau went cra` tko atkor porsan, tkon tko

teidgnf wgii cooi `aro eutkontgm tken ertgcgmgei. Koro

ero e cow tgps an wka ta ehh ta yaur roei-igco samgei

notward<

E. ]uporvgsgnf iewyors

Gc yau vaiuntoor wgtk e stuhont iofei migngm ar wgtk

enatkor efonmy wkoro yau emtueiiy porcar` sa`o

iofei ward, tkon yau wgii `ast igdoiy jo suporvgsoh

jy e premtgmgnf iewyor. Xkgs gs e froet appartungty

ta ho`anstreto yaur ontkusges` enh sdgiis wkgio

ioerngnf cra` yaur suporvgsar‗s dnawiohfo enh

oxporgonmo. Ghoeiiy, yaur `ontar-`ontoo roietganskgp

wgii iest joyanh tko tg`o tket yau‗ro gn iew smkaai.

J. Essgfnoh ontars

Eitkaufk `y oxporgonmo gs jesoh an _JM, G wauih

essu`o tket ovory iew smkaai kes sa`o sart ac

systo` car gntrahumgnf iew stuhonts ta iewyors

eraunh tko ma``ungty. Car oxe`pio, JM stuhonts

men sgfn up car tko MJE prafre`, wkoro tkoy wgii jo`etmkoh wgtk iewyors gn spomgcgm premtgmo eroes. Enh

gn tko Xaranta eroe, Esgen stuhonts men pertgmgpeto gn

tko CEMI prafre`. Xko jost pert ejaut tkoso dgnhs

ac `ontarskgp prafre`s gs tket tko iewyors kevo

vaiuntooroh car tko` enh went ta fgvo yau tkogr

veiuejio tg`o, na strgnfs ettemkoh.

M. _ppor yoer stuhonts

Kevgnf sa`o uppor yoer stuhonts an yaur sgho men

jo ano ac yaur froetost essots gn iew smkaai. ]ongar

stuhonts ero prano ta skergnf MENs, fgvgnf tgps

ejaut kaw ta tegiar hgccoront pepors ar oxe` enswors

ta hgccoront pracossars, pravghgnf ehvgmo an kaw ta

nevgfeto tko laj soermk enh gntorvgow pramoss, enh

kaadgnf yau up wgtk tko jost pertgos enh car`s ac

‛stross-roigoc‗. Gn roturn, yau lust kevo ta jo e faah

`ontoo enh igston ta tko ehvgmo (gc nat nomossergiy

caiiaw gt), oxpross eppromgetgan car tko uppor yoer‗s

tg`o, enh pregso tket stuhont‗s ewosa`onoss ta yaur

crgonhs. Rrotty faah treho-acc, G‗h sey.

8.55 ]mk`aazgnf Igdo e Rra

522Xkgs gs tko se`o crgonh wka spont sovorei yoers ioerngnf kaw ta faic, egniy gn arhor ta gnmroeso kgs notwardgnf appartungtgos. Kerh maro, en! Eh`gttohiy tkgs gs

wky G‗vo hovatoh e cow ec tornaans ta e hrgvgnf renfo es woii. Xko tkgnfs ano kes ta ha ta fot ekoeh gn tkgs warih...

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Jy tko `ghhio ac cgrst yoer, ector e rocroskgnf ar

oxkeustgnf Homo`jor jroed (hoponhgnf an yaur ce`giy,

ospomgeiiy tko gn-iews), yau wgii prajejiy stert strossgnf

ejaut sa`otkgnf oiso< wket yau‗ro fagnf ta ha gn tko

su``or ector 5I. ]a koro ero e cow tgps an wket yau

men oxpomt<

(5) Vket dgnhs ac lajs ero evegiejio ta 5Is1

E. Iew cgr`s

Xko trutk gs tket gt gs unigdoiy tket yau wgii ward gn e iew

car` ector 5I. Fonoreiiy spoedgnf, cgr`s ha nat tonh

ta fa ector cgrst yoer stuhonts, enh gnstoeh camus tkogr

occarts an romrugtgnf :I su``or stuhonts. Kawovor,tkoro ero e cow oxmoptgans< gntoiiomtuei praporty cgr`s

wgii sa`otg`os kgro cgrst yoer stuhonts wgtk onfgnoorgnf

jemdfraunhs4 sa`o ierfo cgr`s gn Eijorte enh Anterga

`ey kgro cgrst yoer stuhonts4 enh s`eiior cgr`s `gfkt

tedo e mkenmo an e cgrst yoer stuhont gc tkoy cooi igdo gt

enh men ontgmo e stuhont car poenuts.

J. Favorn`ont pasgtgans

G wes cartuneto ta ward gn e favorn`ont pasgtgan et

Vard]ecoJM  hurgnf `y 5I su``or. Kawovor, G‗`

nat porsaneiiy ewero ac atkor typos ac favorn`ont

pasgtgans jognf evegiejio ta cgrst yoers, sa gt `ey tedo

sa`o gnvostgfetgan enh keress`ont ac yaur Meroor

]orvgmos hopert`ont ta cgnh aut wket oiso gs aut tkoro.

M. Nan-pracgt efonmgos

]a`o nan-pracgts, ospomgeiiy gc tkoy romogvo frents

ar atkor cunhgnf, wgii jo ejio ta eccarh e cgrst yoer

stuhont ta koip tko` aut tkraufk tko su``or. Xkosodgnhs ac pasgtgans wgii jo ehvortgsoh et yaur iew

smkaai, enh wgii igdoiy gnmiuho tko 82 ar sa pasgtgans

wgtk tko vergaus mkeptors ac Rra Jana ]tuhonts.

H. Lajs mannomtoh ta tko iew smkaai

Rorkeps yaur jost mkenmo ac fottgnf e iew-roietoh

su``or laj gs ta ward car tko iew smkaai gtsoic gn

sa`o mepemgty. Xkoro ero acton su``or rosoermk

pasgtgans (tkoy ero nat nomossergiy cuii-tg`o, jut yau

men ajtegn `uitgpio pasgtgans ta ward up ta cuii-tg`o

kaurs), ar sa`o eh`gngstretgvo pasgtgans wgtk tko iew

cemuity, tko meroors montro, ar tko stuhont favorn`ont

(car gnstenmo, _JM kgros sa`oano oemk su``or ta

arfengzo tko noxt Argontetgan). Es woii, sa`o ac tko

oxtre-murrgmuier miujs, sumk es tko stuhont iofei migngm

ar tko iew laurnei, wgii nooh sa`o su``or stecc ta

doop tko` runngnf.

O. Nan-iew pasgtgans

Vgii gt koip yaur cuturo laj praspomts ta fot e cgrst

yoer su``or iew-roietoh laj1 Ejsaiutoiy. Vgii gt

kurt yaur cuturo laj praspomts gc yau men‗t1 _nigdoiy.

Vkgio G men‗t sey tko se`o car e somanh yoer su``or

 laj, cra` y oxporgonmo yau wgii nat succor gc yau ero

unejio ta ienh e 5I iew laj, ar gc yau sg`piy han‗twent ta (G `oen, yau ha kevo tko rost ac yaur igco ta

ward gn tko iofei cgoih...).

]a yau mauih roturn ta e laj tket yau keh jocaro

iew smkaai car tko su``or, faah an yau. Ar `eyjo

yau went ta try sa`otkgnf tateiiy hgccoront, igdo troo

pientgnf ar pegntgnf kausos ar wardgnf et e me`p car

dghs. Ar porkeps yau went ta lagn tko Menehgen er`y

rosorvos, igdo ano ac `y (roeiiy kat enh naw roeiiy cgt)

peis hgh. Xko jatta` igno gs tket gt‗s eii ejaut yaur

jatta` igno - ha wketovor yau‗ro ma`cartejio wgtk

tket wgii fot yau tko cunhs yau nooh ta survgvo (enh

tket wan‗t iaad taa jeh an e rosu`o...).

C. _npegh gntornskgps

Xkaufk nat tomkngmeiiy e laj, stuhonts men

fegn veiuejio iofei oxporgonmo jy pertgmgpetgnf

gn e ha`ostgm ar gntornetganei iofei gntornskgp.

Rorkeps surprgsgnfiy, tkoso pasgtgans men jo lust esma`potgtgvo es pegh anos, sa han‗t essu`o tket yau

men ienh wketovor unpegh fgf gntorosts yau. Car ano

oxe`pio ac en unpegh iofei gntornskgp, migmd koro.

Enh gc yau‗ro doon an tko ghoe ac fagnf avorsoes car e

su``or, es twa ac `y crgonhs kevo hano (jatk wont

ta Donye), tkon mkomd aut Menehgen Iewyors Ejraeh 

car ano typo ac appartungty.

Ac maurso, na ano‗s carmgnf yau ta ward ogtkor. Gc

yau went ta tedo tko su``or acc ta fa trevoiignf arsurcgnf ar wketovor, enh yau men eccarh ta ha sa,

tkon duhas ta yau (yau iumdy jesterh) enh kevo cun!

8.5: ]u``or Vardgn‗

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:) Kaw men G fot ano ac tkoso laj tkgnfs1

E. _pheto yaur rosu`o enh wrgto e paworcui mavor

iottor

G kapo tket jy tko tg`o tket somanh so`ostor ac 5I

raiis eraunh, yau‗ii kevo uphetoh yaur rosu`o wgtk

tko jgiigan emtgvgtgos tket yau‗ro naw gnvaivoh wgtk. Gc

nat, tkon yau nooh ta sponh e cow kaurs hagnf sa.

Jut e cejuiaus iaadgnf rosu`o gs nat onaufk. Wau kevo

ta jo sorgaus wgtk yaur mavor iottors taa, es eny laj

apon ta 5Is wgii jo kgfkiy ma`potgtgvo. Car gnstenmo,

hurgnf tko yoer tket G ienhoh en gntornskgp wgtk

Vard]ecoJM, tkoy romogvoh avor 522 eppigmetgans car

ejaut 52 pasgtgans. @aro romontiy, tkoy‗vo romogvohei`ast :22 eppigmetgans, es stuhonts cra` eraunh tko

mauntry (nat lust gn JM) ero joma`gnf gntorostoh gn

wardgnf et tko arfengzetgan. (Gc yau‗ro murgaus ta soo

tko mavor iottor tket G suj`gttoh, migmd koro).

Vgtk tkoso dgnhs ac nu`jors, yau kevo ta `edo yaur

mavor iottor stenh aut. Kaw men yau ha tket1 Voii,

yau went ta porsaneigzo gt es `umk es passgjio, jy

ehhrossgnf quostgans sumk es tkoso< Vket oxemtiy

ejaut tko ma`peny ar efonmy tket yau‗ro eppiygnfta `edos yau went ta ward tkoro1 Kevo yau keh

provgaus oxporgonmo hoeignf wgtk tket arfengzetgan1

Kaw ha yaur jemdfraunh enh yaur meroor espgretgans

eigfn wgtk tko pasgtgan tket yau‗ro soodgnf1 Vket men

yau mantrgjuto ta tket pasgtgan enh ta tko ma`peny1

J. _so yaur mannomtgans

Wau dnaw eii tkaso now crgonhs tket yau‗vo joon

`edgnf cra` yaur ewosa`o notwardgnf sdgiis1 Voii,

naw‗s tko tg`o ta put tkaso mannomtgans ta ward. Wau

men esd yaur `ontars gc tkoy kevo eny suffostgans

ejaut wkoro yau mauih eppiy car e su``or laj ”

enh `eyjo ovon put gn e faah warh car yau. Wau

men pgmd tko jregns ac yaur uppor yoer crgonhs ejaut

tkogr o`piay`ont oxporgonmos, ospomgeiiy gc tkoy

koih tko lajs tket yau‗ro naw eppiygnf car. Enh yau

men ovon ha e igttio ne`o-hrappgnf gn yaur mavor

iottor gc yaur `ontars ar crgonhs fgvo yau por`gssgan

enh yau tkgnd gt‗h jo koipcui gn fottgnf yau natgmoh.

M. _so yaur meroor sorvgmos / meroor hovoiap`ont accgmo

et smkaai

Wau‗vo eiroehy pegh en oxarjgtent e`aunt ac tugtgan

enh coos. ]a tedo ehventefo ac wket yau‗vo pegh car

enh fa vgsgt yaur iew smkaai‗s meroors stecc ta kevo

tko` iaad avor yaur laj eppigmetgan `etorgeis, koip

yau wgtk gntorvgow prop, fgvo yau ehvgmo, enh sa an.

Jaad en eppagnt`ont, enh ewey yau fa!

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar 

 / Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

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Manfretuietgans - yau‗vo lust survgvoh yaur cgrst yoer

ac iew smkaai (gn aur maiiomtgvo g`efgnetgans)!! G‗` nat

jognf sermestgm ar jognf trgvgei et eii wkon G sey tket

gt‗s e kufo emma`pigsk`ont ta ha sa. Car sa`o poapio,

5I men jo e koiigsk, novor-onhgnf yoer, enh G sgnmoroiy

kapo tket wan‗t jo tko meso car yau.

]a yau men dgmd jemd, roiex, enh wegt ghiy untgi

]opto`jor jocaro fgvgnf iew smkaai enatkor tkaufkt,

rgfkt1 VZANF. Ovon gc yau‗ro nat wardgnf et e iew-

roietoh su``or laj, yau ero stgii fagnf ta kevo et ioest

ano caat squeroiy gnsgho tko iew jujjio. Koro ero tko

tkgnfs tket yau kevo ta hovato et ioest e cow jregn moiista tkgndgnf ejaut avor tko maurso ac tko su``or<

(5) _ppor yoer maurso soiomtgan

A`f! Naw tket yau‗vo pessoh 5I, yau‗ro fgvon tko

prgvgiofo ac mkaasgnf yaur awn miessos (efegn). Ac

maurso, tkoro `ey jo sa`o `enhetary maursos ar

fraups ac maursos, jut car tko `ast pert, yau kevo croo

rogn es ta kaw yau‗h igdo tko noxt twa yoers ac yaur igco

ta fa. Enh G sey twa yoers jomeuso ast ac y `ontars

fevo `o tko se`o suffostgan - ta tkgnd ejaut somanhenh tkgrh yoer iew es ano iaaaanf ess yoer, enh pien

yaur maursos emmarhgnfiy. Koro ero sa`o ac tko cemtars

tket yau‗ii went ta doop gn `gnh wkon mkaasgnf yaur

miessos. Eisa nato tket fonoreiiy spoedgnf, uppor yoer

maursos ero aniy e so`ostor ianf, enh nat e cuii yoer.

E. Rapuier maursos

]a`o nan-`enhetary maursos enh/ar pracossars

ero pertgmuieriy papuier e`anfst iew stuhonts, sa

gc yau‗vo fat yaur kapos sot an tedgnf tko`, yau

nooh ta jo an tko jeii enh jo tko oeriy war`. Car

oxe`pio, tko Ehvenmoh Xrgei Ehvamemy maurso et

_JM gs ig`gtoh ta tkgrh yoer stuhonts, enh gt eiweys

cgiis up cest huo ta gts stoiier roputetgan. Gn arhor ta

fuerentoo `ysoic e soet gn tket maurso, G `eho suro

tket G fat up et tko mremd ac hewn an tko hey tket tko

rofgstretgan aponoh anigno sa tket G mauih frej ano

ac tko spats525.

J. Zoqugroh maursos enh pro-roqugsgtos

Gc yau‗vo fat e mkagmo, tkon G suffost tket yau try ta

ma`pioto eii yaur roqugroh enh pro-roq maursos gn:I. Vky1 Xket wgii fgvo yau tko `ast aptgans enh

cioxgjgigty wkon gt ma`os ta eppiygnf car migngmei

maursos ar oxmkenfos ar lagnt prafre`s wgtk atkor

iew smkaais gn yaur tkgrh yoer.

M. ]pomgeigzetgan

Eitkaufk gt‗s nat nomossery, yau `ey jo gntorostoh gn

ajtegngnf e spomgeigzetgan hosgfnetgan ar mortgcgmeto

car e spomgcgm eroe ac tko iew (ox. ]amgei Lustgmo 

]pomgeigzetgan et _JM). Gc tkgs gs tko meso, yau wgii

kevo ta caiiaw tko maurso roqugro`onts car tket

spomgeigzetgan.

H.Migngmei maursos

Gc yau‗ro sa`oano wka tkgnds tket tkroo stregfkt

yoers ac tedgnf rofuier miessos enh oxe`s saunhs

ewcuiiy jargnf, tkon yau skauih hocgngtoiy mansghor

eppiygnf car e migngmei maurso. Xkoso appartungtgos

ero en oxmoiiont wey ac fegngnf premtgmei oxporgonmohurgnf iew smkaai. Wau wgii usueiiy jo wardgnf

miasoiy wgtk enh ioerngnf cra` soesanoh iewyors gn

roei-igco sottgnfs sumk es tko maurtraa` ar et pujigm

iofei migngms. Nato tket yau wgii acton nooh ta eppiy

soperetoiy car emmoptenmo gnta e migngmei maurso, enh

tkgs eppigmetgan pramoss wauih fonoreiiy keppon

tawerhs tko onh ac cgrst yoer. Enh ac maurso, tkoy men

jo vory ma`potgtgvo.

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar 

 / Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

O. Oxmkenfo appartungtgos

Iew smkaai gs e froet tg`o ac igco ta fa an en

oxmkenfo. Vkgio G hghn‗t pertgmgpeto gn ano (`astiy

car cgnenmgei roesans), G wauih kevo iavoh ta igvo gn

Kanf Danf car e tor`. Eitkaufk oemk smkaai wgii

kevo gts awn roqugro`onts enh evegiejio piemo`onts

8.5= ]u``or Rienngn‗

525G swoer tket G wesn‗t t ko jgffost food et y iew smkaai. Zoeiiy! Ar eyjo tket‗s lust y hongei spoedgnf...

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car fiajei oxmkenfos, fonoreiiy G wauih roma``onh

tket yau pien yaur oxmkenfo car wkon yau‗ro gn

tkgrh yoer. Vky‗s tket1 Jomeuso gc yau fa hurgnf cgrst

so`ostor ac :I, tkon yau wgii igdoiy `gss aut an tko

:I su``or laj gntorvgow pramoss. Enh gc yau fa gntko somanh so`ostor ac :I, tkon yau `gfkt nat jo

jemd gn tg`o ta stert yaur su``or laj (es so`ostors

gn atkor mauntrgos `ey run an e hgccoront meionher

cra` aurs). Ac maurso, gc yau‗ro nat pienngnf ta ward

gn e iew-roietoh pasgtgan gn tko su``or ac :I, tkon

tkgs wauihn‗t jo e hoei-jroedor.

Kawovor, tko atkor tkgnf ta doop gn `gnh ejaut atkor

mauntrgos kevgnf hgccoront so`ostors gs tket gc yau fa

gn :I, gt `gfkt `oss up tko rost ac yaur iew smkaai

meionher. Car oxe`pio, gc yau ha fa an oxmkenfo gn

tko cgrst so`ostor ac :I enh yau han‗t fot jemd gnta

Menehe untgi Cojruery, tkon yau wan‗t jo ejio ta ha

e Lenuery ta Eprgi so`ostor ac :I. Gnstoeh, yau wgii

kevo ta wegt untgi tko caiiawgnf eutu`n ta rosu`o yaur

Menehgen stuhgos. Enh tko atkor tkgnf gs tket gc yau fa

an oxmkenfo gn tko iest so`ostor ac =I, tkon yau `ey

nat jo jemd gn tg`o car tko Manvametgan moro`any,

wkgmk `ey jo g`partent ta yau (ak wka ero wo dghhgnf” ta yaur peronts enh frenhperonts). Es yau men soo,

pienngnf en oxmkenfo men jo e ma`pigmetoh pramoss, sa

gc tkgs sa`otkgnf tket gntorosts yau, stert propergnf oeriy

enh teid ta tko Oxmkenfos hopert`ont et yaur ungvorsgty

(wkgmk `ey jo e ma`piotoiy sopereto hopert`ont cra`

yaur Iew Cemuity).

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

(:) ]u``or laj soermk

Naw wegt e somanh. Hghn‗t G lust sponh tko iest cow

pefos teidgnf ejaut yaur su``or laj soermk1 Wos, G hgh.

Jut G‗` nat jognf ropotgtgvo koro. Na, G‗` teidgnf ejaut

yaur su``or laj soermk car NO[X su``or, tko su``or

ector yaur somanh yoer. Gnhooh, iehgos enh fontio`on,

yau wgii jo stertgnf yaur :I su``or laj soermk ejaut

ano yoer gn ehvenmo52:.

Enywey, wkotkor yau espgro ta ward gn e `ohgu` ar

ierfo cgr` ar gn e `elar favorn`ont arfengzetgan sumk

es tko cohorei Hopert`ont ac Lustgmo, yau wgii kevo ta

stert tkgndgnf ejaut yaur laj soermk et tkgs pagnt gn tg`o,

es tko eppigmetgan pramoss car jgffor cgr`s enh tko HAL

wgii ma``onmo gn ieto Eufust ar oeriy ]opto`jor.

]a wket ero sa`o ac tko tkgnfs tket yau mauih ha oerigor

gn tko su``or ta propero car tko laj kunt1 Cgrstiy, gc yau

kevon‗t eiroehy hano sa hurgnf 5I, yau mauih errenfo car

e cgr` taur et yaur cevaurgto cgr`s (car oxe`pio). Et tko

taur, en ertgmignf stuhont ar lungar essamgeto wgii keppgiyskaw yau eraunh enh toii yau ejaut kaw e`ezgnf tkogr

cgr` gs52=. Gc yau‗ro woii jokevoh enh mannomt woii wgtk

yaur fugho, yaur ne`o `ey jo piemoh an e spomgei igst

car cuturo mansghoretgan jy tko cgr`. Et tko vory ioest,

yau‗ii prajejiy soo e iavoiy vgow enh tedo ka`o e ngmo

pon ar maccoo `uf ar ianoiy avorwardoh iewyor ar

pereiofei.

]omanhiy, gc tkoro ero pertgmuier cgr`(s) tket yau‗ro

gntorostoh gn, yau skauih try `ootgnf sa`o ac tkoiewyors wka ward tkoro. @eyjo skaat acc e cow o`egis

(ar ovon `edo e toiopkano meii gc yau‗ro jrevo onaufk

- sa`o iewyors procor tkgs) esdgnf tko porsan gc tkoy‗h

jo wgiignf ta iot yau tedo tko` aut car e maccoo gn

oxmkenfo car gncar`etgan enh gnsgfkts ejaut tkogr cgr`.

Xko rospanso reto wgii igdoiy hoponh an oemk iewyor‗s

smkohuio enh porsaneigty, jut gt mortegniy haosn‗t kurt

ta try, enh gt wgii roeiiy jonocgt yaur eppigmetgan gc yau

men sey tket yau‗vo tkaraufkiy rosoermkoh tko cgr`tket yau wgsk ta ward et jy `ootgnf wgtk ano ar `aro

essamgetos.

Naw, yau `gfkt jo wanhorgnf kaw yau‗ro fagnf

ta cgnh e igst ac tko iew cgr`s wka ero kgrgnf gn tko

caiiawgnf yoer. Xko enswor gs tket yaur meroor sorvgmos

hopert`ont `gfkt pravgho e igst, ar yau men mkomd aut

52:Dgnh ac rghgmuiaus, rgfkt1!1

52=Wau kevo ta essu`o tket tkoy‗ro keppy jomeuso tkoy‗ii jo s`gignf e iat. Gn roeigt y tkoy‗ro prajejiy mursgnf yau gnsgho car `edgnf tko` ha nan-jgiiejio ward tket

wgii aniy ehh ta tko e`aunt ac kaurs enh stross tket tkoy‗vo eiroehy emmu`uietoh car tket hey. ]a`o ehvgmo< oxpross eppromgetgan car tko taurfugho‗s tg`o4 jo ngmo ta

ovoryano yau ma`o emrass et tko c gr`, wkotkor tkoy‗ro e romoptgangst ar e iofei essgstent ar e pert nor4 enh esd e `gx ac quostgans tket kevo ajlomtgv o enswors (ox.

wket dgnh ac ward su``or stuhonts tonh ta ha4 kaw tko cgr` edos homgsgans ejaut kgrgnf su``or stuhonts jemd car ertgmignf pasgtgans) enh sujlomtgvo rospansos

(ox. kaw hgh tko essamgeto onh up wardgnf gn kgs ar kor premtgmo eroe4 wke t‗s joon tko ast setgsc ygnf espomt ac wardgnf et t ket cgr`).

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Cgfuro :< Zenha` jut stretofgmeiiy piemoh pkata ta ro`gnh roehors tket tkoro gs gn cemt e warih joyanh iew smkaai.

neipmenehe.ma`  car tko jgf cgr`s. Atkorwgso, yau‗ii

kevo ta iaad up oemk cgr`‗s wojsgto enh soo gc tkoy‗ro

iaadgnf car now stuhonts. Koro ero sa`o oxe`pios ac

 laj hosmrgptgans car :I su``or lajs<

Hopert`ont ac Lustgmo  (favorn`ont) / Jiedos  (ierfo

netganei cgr`) / XH] (`ghsgzo iamei cgr`)

Enh wkon skauih stert propergnf yaur eppigmetgans1

Hoehignos men very cra` mgty ta mgty enh hoponh an

tko favorngnf jahy (car gnstenmo, tko Senmauvor Jer 

Essamgetgan enh tko Iew ]amgoty ac _ppor Menehe sot

tko rofuietgans car tkogr rospomtgvo rofgans), jut wgii

fonoreiiy ceii eraunh oeriy ]opto`jor. Xa jo an tko seco

sgho, yau skauih jo propergnf yaur eppigmetgans jy oeriyEufust enh kevo tko` roehy jy ieto Eufust. Atkorwgso,

jo properoh car e iausy Iejaur Hey woodonh...

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@eyjo yau‗ro cooignf e jgt quoesy ejaut fagnf ta iew

smkaai naw tket yau‗vo fatton e sonso ac wket 5I gs igdo

(jusy, strosscui), enh wket iew stuhonts ero igdo (jusy,

strossoh, wogrh, hrund, jusy). Voii, iot `o essuro yau<

gt fots warso.

‛Kaw men gt passgjiy fot warso11‗, yau wanhor. Ak,

neávo fresskappor, gt fots warso jomeuso ]opto`jor

MKERXOZ ?<XEDGNF MANXZAI GN :I

enh Amtajor ac :I men jo sa`o ac tko mrezgost `antks

ac yaur igco. Gc yau‗ro e doonor enh went ta pertgmgpeto

gn tko :I su``or laj kunt (yos, G‗` stgii teidgnf ejaut

su``or lajs, tket skauih toii yau sa`otkgnf), tkon

propero ta jo run acc yaur coot. Iot `o giiustreto (wgtk

hetos jesoh an tko Senmauvor kgrgnf pramoss)<

528Ar eyjo yaur ontgro igco gc yau‗vo novor keh e dgh ar sorvoh gn tko er`y ar fano an e Mantgdg taur ar sa`otkgnf.

Xg`ocre`o Xesds

@gh Eufust ta

oeriy ]opto`jor

 ‼   Cgneigzo mavor iottors enh atkor `etorgeis car su``or laj eppigmetgans (eii :2+ ac tko`).

 ‼   Sgsgt tko cgr`s gn porsan ta hrap acc yaur eppigmetgans (aptganei stop, yau mauih uso egi).

 ‼   ]gfn up car tko an-me`pus gntorvgow (AMG) pramoss tkraufk yaur iew smkaai.

Iejaur Hey

woodonh

 ‼   ]ponh tg`o wgtk yaur nan-iew crgonhs enh/ar fa aut ac tawn jomeuso gt‗ii jo yaur iest appartungty untgi Zo`o`jrenmo Hey

(carfot ejaut kevgnf e Xkendsfgvgnf jroed tkgs yoer).

 ‼   Mioen up yaur kauso jomeuso gt‗s fagnf ta fot vory `ossy vory saan. ‼   ]tamd up an caah enh suppigos jomeuso yau wan‗t kevo tko tg`o ar onorfy ta ha sa ietor.

Oeriy ta `gh

]opto`jor

 ‼   Koip aut wgtk Argontetgan, sumk es jy ‛`ontargnf‗ now stuhonts enh toiignf tko` yaur jost stargos cra` tko yoer jocaro enh/

ar skawgnf tko` eraunh tawn (g.o. yaur mioen johraa`).

 ‼   Metmk up wgtk yaur juhhgos cra` iest yoer tket yau hghn‗t soo tkgs su``or sgnmo tkoy woro jusy wardgnf et e iew cgr` (gn

wkgmk meso, yau men teid ejaut eii tko ewosa`o woodonhs yau keh up gn tko `auntegns), ar fagnf trevoiignf (gn wkgmk meso,

yau men teid ejaut kaw yaur sigfktiy-iew-roietoh laj wes en oxmoiiont oxporgonmo enh skauih roeiiy fa e ianf wey gn koipgnf

yau ienh e :I su``or fgf), ar fagnf jemd ka`o ta igvo wgtk peronts gn tko ghhio-ac-nawkoro ta sevo an ront (gn wkgmk meso,

 lust sy`petkgzo. Na nooh ta jo e lord).

 ‼   Ettonh yaur uppor yoer miessos. Wau wgii natgmo tket tko miess pemo wgii jo sgfngcgmentiy cestor es ast maursos wgii ma`pioto

gn ano so`ostor retkor tken twa. Wau wgii eisa natgmo tket sa`okaw yaur smkohuio gs cuii ac ’ehvenmoh‐ maursos, sumk es

’ehvenmoh mrg`gnei pramohuro‐ enh ’ehvenmoh iofei rosoermk‐, ovon tkaufk lust e cow `antks efa yau woro aniy ioerngnf

tket trenspartgnf hrufs enh piefgergzgnf gs wranf. Wau wgii eisa natgmo =Is raiignf tkogr oyos e iat.

 ‼   Jofgn pieygnf an tko ceii sparts toe`s, gnmiuhgnf iewn jawignf, gng faic, enh tuf-e-rapo.

 ‼   Koip aut wgtk romrugtgnf cgrst yoer stuhonts ta tko miujs tket yau joianf ta. ]ponh oxmossgvo e`aunts ac tg`o enh onorfy

trygnf ta manvgnmo tko` tket vaiuntoorgnf car tko stuhont iofei migngm gs weeeeey `aro g`partent ta tkogr cuturos tken

kevgnf e cow oxtre kaurs ta s tuhy.

 ‼   Ettonh ano ar twa ar cgvo ac tko stert-ac-tko-so`ostor iew smkaai enh me`pus enh rosghonmo enh hawntawn pertgos.

 ‼   Gc yau ero sgnfio, kgt an tko now poapio tket yau oot. Gc yau ero eiroehy gn e hovatoh roietganskgp, gnvost e cow gnutos oemk

wood gnta queigty tg`o wgtk yaur swootkoert . Gc yau‗ro nat suro ac yaur stetus, ha jatk.

‼   Xry ta fot sa`o sioop, oxormgso, enh nutrgtgan joyanh mapgaus e`aunts ac meccogno.

?.5 Xko Jusgost Cow @antks ac Waur Iew ]mkaai Igco528

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52?Cuii hgsmiasuro< G hgh nat fot `y :I su``or laj tkraufk tko jgf cgr` pramoss. G wes nat gnta tko ghoe ac wardgnf car e jgf cgr`, sa G ‛aniy‗ eppigoh ta ogfkt cgr`s, fat

AMGs wgtk twa, fat e cuii gntorvgow wgtk ano, enh hghn‗t edo tko mut (*seh cemo*).

Xg`ocre`o Xesds

@gh ta ieto

]opto`jor

 ‼   Apon yaur mesojaads car tko cgrst tg`o enh roeh lust onaufk ta dgnh ac metmk up.

 ‼   ]tert hagnf emtuei ward car yaur iofei migngm enh/ar nowspepor enh/ar iew rovgow enh/ar atkor pasgtgans, jomeuso naw yau‗ro

gn sa`o sart ac ‛ioehorskgp raio‗ enh poapio emtueiiy oxpomt yau ta ha tkgnfs ta oern yaur rocoronmo iottor.

 ‼   ]tert propergnf car tko ma`potgtgvo `aat tket yau carfat yau keh sgfnoh up car iest yoer, enh murso yaursoic car jognf sa

e`jgtgaus.

 ‼   Ettonh tko Meroor ]orvgmos wardskaps ejaut kaw nat ta `edo en ess ac yaursoic et AMGs.

 ‼   Ettonh e roungan ac yaur cgrst yoer s`eii fraup, es yau‗ro e igttio wogrhoh aut tket yau wan‗t jo sponhgnf eii yaur wedgnf

kaurs tafotkor eny`aro igdo yau hgh iest yoer.

 ‼   Ha sa`o ward gn yaur stuhont favorn`ont pasgtgan tket yau carfat yau keh joon oiomtoh car iest yoer, enh murso yaursoic

car jognf sa avoriy e`jgtgaus.

 ‼   Xry ta fot sa`o rost, pkysgmei emtgvgty, enh naurgsk`ont joyanh hey-aih suskg.

Oeriy ta `ghAmtajor

 ‼   Mantgnuo hagnf ovorytkgnf tket yau woro suppasoh ta kevo hano gn gh ta ieto ]opto`jor.

 ‼   Rropero car enh ettonh yaur AMGs. Jo yaur mker`gnf soic et tko` hospgto nat kevgnf siopt.

Ano novor-onhgnf

wood gn `gh

Amtajor

 ‼   ]mkohuio enh ettonh eii yaur cgrst enh somanh ianf gntorvgows enh hgnnors enh iunmkos enh kamdoy fe`os enh wgno testgnfs,

otm, tket yau‗ii jo gnvgtoh ta (kapocuiiy!) es pert ac tko :I su``or laj eppigmetgan pramoss.

 ‼  Zo`o`jor ta oet (yau `ey jo taa norvaus ta arhor `aro tken e seieh et tko cgr` hgnnor) enh skawor (yau `ey onh up

carfottgnf anmo ar twgmo).

 ‼  Xry ta fot sa`o sioop enh/ar stamd up an tko kgfkiy teurgno‗h jovorefo ac yaur mkagmo. Xry ta `egntegn sa`o sengty jy

snoedgnf gn neps, ohgtetgan, enh yafe gn tko cgr`s‗ weskraa`s.

 ‼   Emmopt e laj accor tket ma`os yaur wey (manfrets!), ar emmopt tket yau‗ii kevo ta iaad oisowkoro car e su``or pasgtgan (igco

faos an52?).

Ieto Amtajor   ‼   Zomavor cra` tko iest twa antks.

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Xko `a`ont yau sew tkgs pertgmuier pracgio anigno, yau

dnow tkoy woro Xko Ano. ]uro, ovory atkor pracgio eisa

`ontganoh tko se`o ettremtgvo queigtgos ac ’ward/igco

jeienmo‐, ’ma`potgtgvo ma`ponsetgan‐, enh ’hgvorso

wardpiemo‐ (eitkaufk yau wanhoroh ejaut tkogr uso ac

quatetgan `erds), jut tkoro wes sa`otkgnf ejaut tkgs

pertgmuier pracgio tket roeiiy tuffoh et yaur koertstrgnfs

(nat tket yau‗ro fagnf ta ig`gt yaursoic ta lust tkgs ano

aptgan, ac maurso - yau‗ro nat stupgh).

@atgvetoh jy tko hosgro ta `oot yaur procorroh

menhgheto gn porsan, yau sponh kaurs tkgndgnf up tko

porcomt apongnf igno.

’G e` wrgtgnf ta gntrahumo `ysoic...‐. Na, taa jargnf.

’G‗h roeiiy igdo ta fot ta dnaw yau jottor...‐. Na, taa

hosporeto.

Cgneiiy, yau hrect tko ghoei stertgnf sontonmo, enh cgii gn

tko rost ac tko pefo wgtk e mancghont (jut nat taa mamdy)

rovgow ac yaur mrohontgeis. Wau sgfn tko iottor wgtk tket

cenmy pon yau fat et tko iest wgno enh mkooso, fontiy

piemo tko iottor gnta en onvoiapo tket yau ‛jarrawoh‗cra` tko stuhont iofei migngm, enh fgnforiy jrusk yaur

tanfuo emrass tket frass stgmdy stucc.

Hrossgnf up gn e s`ert sugt (tko aniy ano tket stgii cgts

ector yau fegnoh e cow iest yoer cra` stross oetgnf enh

iemd ac oxormgso - aaps, yau `oent ta g`pravo tket avor

tko su``or), yau koeh hawntawn, onvoiapo gn kenh,

enh errgvo et tko spomgcgoh ehhross. Es yau rgho tko

oiovetar up ta tko :2-sa`otkgnftk ciaar, yau g`efgno

wket tko cgrst `ootgnf wgii jo igdo. @eyjo tkoy‗ii went

ta tedo yau aut car e hrgnd ta mket e jgt1 Ar porkeps

tkoy‗ii tedo sumk e igdgnf ta yau tket tkoy‗ii `edo en

accor rgfkt an tko spat1 Xko passgjgigtgos ero onhioss.

Wau cgneiiy errgvo et tko marromt iovoi enh tedo e jgf

jroetk. ]wefforgnf up ta tko crant hosd, yau prosont

yaur pemdefo enh oxpiegn tko purpaso ac yaur vgsgt. Xko

protty romoptgangst s`gios paigtoiy, tedos tko onvoiapo,

tassos gt an tap ac eii tko atkors cra` tket hey, enh

wgskos yau e ruskoh faah iumd jocaro roturngnf kor

ettontgan ta tko cgvo ignos tket ero naw sg`uitenoausiy

rgnfgnf.

Wau stert ta cooi e igttio ioss suro ac yaursoic.

Gnhooh, gt gs `aro tken e cow woods ietor, ector yau‗vo

ei`ast fgvon up kapo, wkon yau koer jemd cra` XkoAno. Iumdgiy car yau, tkoy‗ro wgiignf ta fgvo yau e skat

et iavo! E 56-`gnuto skat dnawn es en AMG (tket yau

wgsk staah car ’Ak, ma`o gn 4)‐ retkor tken ’an-me`pus

gntorvgow‐).

An tko jgf hey, yau‗ro efegn hrossoh up gn yaur faah

sugt, enh yau‗vo ovon jraufkt sa`o uphetoh rosu`os

eianf. Wos, piurei. Wau han‗t went ta toii Xko Ano (ar

`eyjo yau ha, jomeuso gt‗ii `edo yau soo` `aro

hosgrejio1), jut yau‗vo fat sa`o atkor patontgei sugtars

taa. Wau han‗t went ta tkgnd yaursoic es e pieyor, por

so, jut tko cemts ha spoed car tko`soivos (prg`e cemgo

CXV!).

Waur 56-`gnutos wgtk Xko Ano ma`os up qugmdiy,

enh yau cgnh yaursoic soetoh emrass cra` twa crgonhiy

rops wka went ta dnaw eii ejaut yau enh yaur qugrdy

kajjgos. Cartunetoiy tkgs gs yaur cevaurgto tapgm, enh

yau oesgiy rettio acc e igst ac g`prossgvo emma`pigsk`onts

wgtkaut saunhgnf taa manmogtoh. Wau aniy kapo gt‗s

g`prossgvo onaufk ta fot yau e somanh heto...

Gnhooh, e roquost car e somanh, ianfor, `ootgnf saan

ma`os yaur wey. Xkgs tg`o yau‗ii fot e wkaio kaur ar twa

ac Xko Ano‗s tg`o, enh gt‗s mioeriy yaur mkenmo ta `edo

e iestgnf g`prossgan. Wau ettonh tko gntorvgow, enswor

eii tkogr quostgans ma`potontiy (ovon tkrawgnf gn e igttio

nan-acconsgvo ku`aur ovon tkaufk tko Meroors Accgmo

wernoh yau nat ta, yau wgtty enh rafugsk jesterh), enhesd tateiiy eppraprgeto enh tkaufktcui quostgans et tko

onh. Wau cooi centestgm, enh fa ka`o wgskgnf car yot

enatkor appartungty.

E cow kaurs ietor, yaur wgsk ma`os truo. Wau nat aniy

romogvo enatkor meii cra` Xko Ano, yau romogvo en

eii-aut hgnnor gnvgtetgan (ta tket now piemo wgtk tket

moiojrgty mkoc!), wkoro gt‗s stranfiy g`pigoh tket yau

wan‗t jo rospansgjio car tko jgii (yos! Wau wauihn‗t jo

ejio ta eccarh gt enywey!).

Xko aniy prajio`, gc yau men meii gt sumk, gs tket yau‗vo

fat e cow atkor ovont gnvgtetgans smkohuioh car tko se`o

?.: Kaw ta Kgt e Ka`o Zun (ede tko ]u``or Gntorvgow Rramoss)

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ngfkt. Gnmiuhgnf tko gnvgto gnvaivgnf jax soets et tko

kamdoy fe`o wkon tko Ronfugns ero gn tawn... ’Jut

tkgs gs Xko Ano!‐, yaur jregn ro`gnhs yau. Enh gt‗s rgfkt.

Wau fgvo yaur koeh e faah skedo, fremgausiy homigno tko

atkor gnvgtetgans, enh keppgiy emmopt Xko Ano‗s accor.

Xko hgnnor faos woii, et ioest gn yaur vgow. Wau usoh

tko `uitgpio cards enh spaans marromtiy (faah meii

an sdg``gnf tkraufk tket otgquotto jaad), arhoroh

en eppraprgeto hgsk (nat taa oxponsgvo, jut nat taa

mkoep ogtkor ta skaw yau‗vo fat stenherhs), enh ovon

hgspieyoh en unmenny ejgigty ta romeii renha` jut

gntorostgnf cemts (eii tkaso heys spont wetmkgnf Loaperhy

ero cgneiiy peygnf acc). Jy tko tg`o yau errgvo ka`o,

yau ero cooignf vory mancghont enh ovon e igttio juzzoh

(yau tkgnd gt `gfkt kevo joon tket fiess ac cgno wgno et

tko vory onh ac tko ngfkt tket yau eiiawoh yaursoic ta

gnhuifo gn). ]uro, yau kevon‗t aponoh e mesojaad gn

efos, kevon‗t mioenoh up yaur epert`ont gn woods, enh

men‗t ro`o`jor tko iest tg`o yau teidoh ta yaur ce`giy,

jut yau cooi an tap ac tko warih. Naw eii yau kevo ta

ha gs wegt...enh ajsoss...enh ajsoss sa`o `aro...

An tko `arngnf ac tko eii-g`partent Accor Meii Heto

(yau `erdoh gt gn yaur meionher usgnf tket trgpio-noan

kgfkigfktor yau fat et tko ]amgei Lustgmo Cegr jemd wkon

yau tkaufkt yau woro fagnf ta ward gn e pujigm gntorost

pasgtgan - ke!), yau wedo up woii et promgsoiy 6 e.`.

Wos, yau dnaw tket tko accors han‗t stert ma`gnf untgi ;

et tko oerigost. Jut yau went ta jo tateiiy eiort enh roehy

ta saunh yaur ast pordgost enh ast eppromgetgvo, enh

car tket ta keppon yau nooh sa`o stranf maccoo.

Vgtk e ngmo kat jrow (maurtosy ac Cgr` ]MHR) gn yaur`uf (maurtosy ac Cgr` V&K), yau sponh tko noxt kaur

rospanhgnf ta manmornoh o`egis cra` aih crgonhs ejaut

yaur epperont ejsonmo, enh tkon `gnhiossiy surcgnf tko

woj. Uugto crendiy, yau‗ro e`ezoh et kaw `umk kes

kepponoh gn tko warih gn tko iest cow woods tket yau

kehn‗t ovon natgmoh (gnmiuhgnf tko car`etgan ac now

mauntrgos enh tko cemt tket tko Ioecs kevo wan e cow)!

Cgneiiy, tko miamd skaws 6<?7. Wau men cooi yaur koert

remgnf es tko jgf `a`ont hrews miasor enh miasor. Xkontko miamd kgts ;. Waur pkano steys sgiont. Wau wanhor gc

gt‗s ovon - yop, gt‗s turnoh an. Xkgs coois igdo tko ianfost

`gnuto ac yaur igco. Gt‗s naw ;<25. Wau stert ta crot. Wau

wanhor wket yau hgh wranf - `eyjo yau skauihn‗t

kevo keh tket fiess ac wgno1 ;<2:. Wau‗ro pengmdgnf

et tkgs pagnt. Wau han‗t tkgnd yau men fa an wgtkaut

Xko Ano. ;<2=. Igco sumds. Vky hgh yau ovon fa ta iew

smkaai - yau skauih kevo stertoh tket arfengm deio cer`igdo yaur crgonh hgh. ;<28 - tko pkano rgnfs. Wau stero.

VEGX! Xko pkano‗s rgnfgnf!!

Wau tedo e jgf jroetk enh enswor tko meii wgtk e vory

ma`pasoh, ’Ko-koiia1‐. Wau igston ta tko swoot vagmo

ac `ormy an tko atkor onh, enh iot aut e kufo (jut

sgiont) sgfk ac roigoc. Xkoy igdo yau - tkoy roeiiy igdo yau!!

Gt‗s accgmgei< yau enh Xko Ano wgii naw jo ungtoh car

otorngty (ar et ioest car tko noxt su``or).

Vkon tko meii cgngskos yau cooi igdo yau‗ro ciaetgnf.

Wau‗vo novor joon keppgor gn yaur igco. Wau fa ta smkaai

tket hey wgtk en oxtre sprgnf gn yaur stop enh eitorneto

fgvgnf moiojretary kgfk-cgvos (wgtk crgonhs gn tko se`o

pasgtgan) enh mansaignf skauihor pets (wgtk peis wka

ceroh ioss woii). Xket ectornaan yau fa ta tko fy` car

tko cgrst tg`o gn antks, oet e nutrgtgaus hgnnor ma`pioto

wgtk roei vofotejios, enh kevo e cow joors wgtk yaur

jost juhhgos cra` kgfk smkaai enh unhorfreh.

Enh yau kevo e jgf-ess frgn an yaur cemo tko wkaio

tg`o jomeuso igco gs cumdgnf joeutgcui.

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Gc yaur cgrst yoer `enhetary `aat aniy sorvoh ta wkot

yaur eppotgto car `aro pungsk`ont et tko kenhs ac e

penoi ac pgmdy luhfos, tkon yau skauih hocgngtoiy try aut

et tko onh ac 5I ar :I car e spat an e ma`potgtgvo `aat.

Xkoro ero e nu`jor ac ma`potgtgans  tket tko vergaus

Menehgen iew smkaais pertgmgpeto gn, enh usueiiy smkaai

wgii cgoih toe`s ac twa ta caur ‛spoedors‗ wka wgii `edo

tko arei erfu`onts, es woii es ano ar twa ‛rosoermkors‗

wka wgii essgst wgtk tko jemdfraunh iofei ward. Xko

`aats ero vergoh gn tkogr iametgans (pravgnmgei, netganei,

ar gntornetganei), strumturo (ox. men jo e `amd trgei ar

eppoei ar nofatgetgan ar migont maunsoiignf sossgan), enh

mantont (ox. men renfo cra` mrg`gnei ta tart ta jusgnoss

tapgms). Koro ero tko appartungtgos et oemk smkaai<

XZ_ / _JM / _Sgm / _ ac E / _ ac M / _ ac ] / Zajsan 

Keii / Uuoon‗s / Attewe / _ ac X / Vostorn / Vgnhsar /

Asfaaho Keii / @mFgii / _NJ / ]mkuigmk

Vgtk sa `eny aptgans ta mkaaso cra`, tkoro‗s jaunh

ta jo sa`otkgnf tket lust fots yau oxmgtoh. Jut jocaro

ma``gttgnf ta e `aat (wkgmk gs usueiiy wartk sa`o

maurso mrohgt), mansghor tko pras enh mans<

(5) Rras

E. Rremtgmo. Gc yau pertgmgpeto gn e `aat, yau ero

fuerentooh ta g`pravo an sa`o ac tko sdgiis tket

wgii sorvo yau woii es e iewyor, sumk es yaur arei

ehvamemy sdgiis, iofei rosoermk sdgiis, enh/ar iofei

wrgtgnf sdgiis (pertgmuieriy gc yau kevo ta put tafotkor

e cemtu`). Iewyors sorvo es maemkos (enh sa`otg`os

 luhfos ha es woii) ta koip tko stuhonts hovoiap

tkogr ejgigtgos untgi tkoy ero ramd saigh ramd sters.

Car oxe`pio, wkon G wes propergnf car `y `amd

mrg`gnei trgei, `y pertnor enh G woro `ontaroh jy

e songar Mrawn maunsoi, e woii-dnawn hoconmo

maunsoi, enh e soesanoh Rravgnmgei Maurt luhfo. Gt

wes protty ewosa`o (enh eisa gntg`ghetgnf) ta kevo

sa `umk ettontgan enh ehvgmo hgromtoh tawerhs us

car tko cow `antks gn wkgmk wo woro propergnf car

tko ma`potgtgan.

J. Rrostgfo. @aat ma`potgtgans, ospomgeiiy tko netganei

enh gntornetganei anos, men jo vory jgf hoeis. Gn

sa`o, stuhonts erfuo jocaro vory songar luhfos et

tko Maurt ac Eppoei iovoi, enh ovon `gnfio wgtk

]upro`o Maurt ac Menehe luhfos et tko cenmy hgnnor

tket emma`pengos tko `egn ovont. E cow soiomt

stuhonts wgii jo kanauroh wgtk ewerhs car tkogr

gnhgvghuei porcar`enmos, gnstentiy jaastgnf tkogr

ofas enh samgei stetus.

M. Rrgho. Josghos pieygnf an tko romroetganei murignf

squeh ar onfefgnf gn ma`potgtgvo dngttgnf, jognf

an e `aat toe` gs tko jost wey ta roprosont yaur

iew smkaai enh skaw ovoryano oiso (ospomgeiiy tko

ungvorsgtgos tket rolomtoh yaur eppigmetgans) tket yau

ero yaur smkaai gs tko cumdgnf jost.

(:) Mans

E. Ma``gt`ont. Waur `aat `gfkt jo wartk aniy e cow

mrohgts an yaur trensmrgpt, jut gt wgii mortegniy roqugro

`aro tken e cow mrohgts‗ wartk ac yaur tg`o. Jotwoon

rofuier `ootgnfs wgtk yaur maemkos enh toe``etos,

anfagnf rovgsgnf ac yaur wrgtton `etorgeis, enh

manstent premtgmgnf an yaur awn emmarh, nat ta

`ontgan trygnf ta doop up wgtk ovorytkgnf oiso gn

yaur igco, yau ero fagnf ta jo koiie jusy. Gt ei`astfots ta tko pagnt wkoro, gc yaur ma`potgtgan gs e

`uitg-stefo ano, yau wan‗t went ta wgn enh ehvenmo

ta tko noxt iovoi!

J. Mancghonmo-skedgnf. G han‗t went ta fa gnta taa

`eny hotegis (es tkoro ero sa`o tkgnfs tket yau

nooh ta oxporgonmo car yaursoic gn igco), jut G men

ei`ast fuerentoo yau tket et sa`o pagnt hurgnf yaur

properetgan yau wgii mry (ar et ioest went ta mry).

_ncartunetoiy G‗` nat dghhgnf. Cartunetoiy, yau fotavor gt enh gt jugihs mkeremtor (ar sa`otkgnf), enh gt‗s

eii wartk gt gn tko onh wkon yau fot ta put gt an yaur

rosu`o carovor.

?.= @aatgnf an _p (Rert GG)< Xkgs Xg`o Gt‗s Ma`potgtgvo!

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@y jgffost rofrot ac `y iew smkaais oxporgonmo (enh G

han‗t sey tkgs igfktiy mansghorgnf tko `eny `gstedos tket 

G‗vo `eho) gs tket G hghn‗t eppiy car e Luhgmgei Miordskgp

pasgtgan. Enh wky hghn‗t G1 Xkoro woro `eny oxmusos<

tket G wauihn‗t jo kgroh enywey (igdoiy truo es `y FRE

wesn‗t Hoen‗s Igst wartky)4 tket G hghn‗t went ta hoiey

jognf meiioh ta tko Jer gn arhor ta miord (wkgmk G roeigzoh

ietor wes en grroiovent mansghoretgan)4 enh tket G wauihn‗t

onlay miordgnf enywey (wkgmk wes tko stupghost oxmuso

ovor ” wky wauihn‗t G onlay en gntoiiomtueiiy mkeiionfgnf

pasgtgan hagnf g`partent ward tket eccomts roei poapio

an jokeic ac tko maurts enh tko lustgmo systo`1 Hak!).

Xko jatta` igno gs tket tkoso woro lust oxmusos, enh G

skauih kevo fgvon gt e skat.

@y s`ertor enh wgsor crgonhs wka woro soiomtoh car

miordskgps wgii toii yau tket miordgnf gs jesgmeiiy tko

Jost Laj Ovor (woii josghos tkoso anos). Gt gs gn en ghoei

iofei pasgtgan wkoro yau ward hgromtiy car luhfos ta

rosoermk, gntorprot, enh eppiy tko iew ta tko emtuei

mesos tket tko Lustgmos ero ruignf an. G `oen, g`efgno

gc yau woro e miord wardgnf jokgnh tko smonos an e

ienh`erd homgsgan sumk es tko ano homiergnf tket tko 

jen an hamtar-essgstoh sugmgho gs unmanstgtutganei  ”

kaw maai wauih tket jo11

Naw G wgsk G mauih fgvo yau `aro hotegis ejaut wket

jognf e miord emtueiiy ontegis, jut tko wkaio tkgnf gs

vory kusk-kusk, acc-ig`gts, tket dgnh ac tkgnf. Xko maurts

(g.o. tko ]MM) han‗t igdo tkogr somrots jognf ioedoh...enh G

car ano han‗t went ta onh up an e kgt igst. Jut migmd koro 

enh koro car e jgt `aro gnsgfkt gnta tko pramoss.

Vket G men accor gs e igstgnf ac tko evegiejio appartungtgos

eraunh tko mauntry. Nato tket, hoponhgnf an tko

 lurgshgmtgan tket yau wgsk ta jo meiioh ta tko Jer gn,

sa`otg`os yaur miordskgp tor` wgii cuicgii sa`o ar eii ac

yaur ertgmignf roqugro`onts<

]upro`o Maurt ac Menehe (]MM)  / Cohorei Maurt ac  

Eppoei / Cohorei Maurt ac Menehe / Xex Maurt ac Menehe 

 / JM Maurt ac Eppoei  / JM ]upro`o Maurt  / Eijorte 

Maurt ac Eppoei  / Eijorte Maurt ac Uuoon‗s Jonmk  /

]esdetmkowen Maurt ac Eppoei  / ]esdetmkowen Maurt 

ac Uuoon‗s Jonmk / Anterga Maurt ac Eppoei / Anterga 

]uporgar Maurt ac Lustgmo  / Uuojom Maurt ac Eppoei  /

Now Jrunswgmd Maurt ac Eppoei / Nave ]matge Maurt ac  

Eppoei / Nave ]matge ]upro`o Maurt / Nunevut Maurt ac

 Lustgmo (na ignd) / TEnh tkoro `ey jo atkor appartungtgos

tket G wesn‗t ejio ta tremd hawnP

Gn ehhgtgan ta tko pegh miordskgp appartungtgos, tkoro

ero miordgnf appartungtgos et sa`o iew smkaais car

maurso mrohgt< _JM (JM Rravgnmgei Maurt) / Zajsan Keii 

(@engtaje Maurt ac Uuoon‗s Jonmk) / Vgnhsar (Nartk

Vost Xorrgtargos ]upro`o Maurt)

Xkroo ]g`pio Xgps

 ‼ Gc yau kevo e froet FRE ector 5I, tkon yau skauiheppiy. Ovon gc yaur FRE gs nat et tko vory tap, yauskauih stgii tkgnd ejaut eppiygnf. Miordgnf gs eprostgfgaus enh ungquo appartungty tket gs fonoreiiyaniy evegiejio ta romont iew frehuetos (nat iewyorsmeiioh ta tko Jer). Xedo ehventefo ac tko mkenmo.

 ‼ Camus an fottgnf oxmoiiont iottor ac rocoronmos,ghoeiiy cra` pracossar(s) wka kevo mannomtgansta tko maurt (g.o. es car`or miords tko`soivos).Ac maurso, tko jost wey ta fot tkoso iottors gs taho`anstreto tket yau kevo oxmoiiont iofei rosoermk,

eneiysgs, enh wrgtgnf ejgigtgos.

‼ Xeid ta pracossars et yaur smkaai ar iewyors gn tkomgty ar ertgmignf stuhonts/lungar essamgetos eraunhtko mauntry wka kevo miordoh. Xkoy ero ejsaiutoiytko jost saurmo ac gncar`etgan eraunh, sa han‗tovor fa gnta e miordskgp gntorvgow (wkoro yau wgiijo frgiioh jy et ioest ano luhfo ejaut eny hocomtan yaur rosu`o ar trensmrgpt ar jemdfraunh, ovontko hocomts yau hghn‗t roeigzo woro tkoro) wgtkautkevgnf spadon ta et ioest ano car`or miord.

?.8 Xko Meii ac tko Miordskgp

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Jy tko tg`o yau fot ta jo e frgzzioh iew smkaai votoren

(g.o. jy somanh so`ostor ac :I), yau‗ii jo vory ce`giger

wgtk tko caiiawgnf< yau oot sa`oano car tko cgrst tg`o,

ko ar sko esds wket yau ha car e igvgnf, yau mesueiiy

oxpiegn tket yau‗ro ettonhgnf iew smkaai, enh yaur now

crgonh‗s oyos wghon gn puro eh`gretgan enh rospomt.

Jut wky ha nan-iew caids kevo sumk e kgfk apgngan

ac iewyors1 Voii, tket‗s oesy. Xkoy essu`o tket yau‗ro

s`ert, enh `aro g`partentiy, tket yau‗ii saan jo rgmk

enh paworcui (gc aniy tkoy dnow...). Eies, tkoy prajejiy

han‗t eh`gro yau car jognf pert ac en kanaurejio, najio,

enh otkgmei pracossgan. Gn cemt, tko vory se`o poapiowka iavo ta gntrahumo yau es tkogr ’iewyor crgonh‐ ero

 lust es igdoiy ta toii tkgs dgnh ac lado< ’U< Vket‗s tko

hgccoronmo jotwoon e iewyor enh e iej ret1 E< Xkoro ero

sa`o tkgnfs tket ovon e ret wan‗t ha.‐ Ak snep!

Jut joigovo gt ar nat, jognf otkgmei gs e mrgtgmei espomt

ac jognf e iew stuhont enh e iewyor. Iewyors ero koih

ta gnmrohgjiy kgfk stenherhs ac jokevgaur, enh `ust jo

emmauntejio ta tkogr migonts, tkogr maiioefuos, enh tko

fonorei pujigm. Vgtk tket jognf segh, tko quostgan ac‛wket gs iofei otkgms, oxemtiy1‗ gs trgmdy ta oxpiegn.

Ano wey ta iaad et tko tapgm ac iofei otkgms gs ta vgow

gt es e sot ac ruios. Enh wkaso sot ac ruios gs gt1 Voii,

tko Menehgen Jer Essamgetgan (MJE) kes gssuoh e Maho 

ac Rracossganei Manhumt  ta fugho iewyors eraunh tko

mauntry an sumk gssuos es ma`potonmo enh queigty ac

sorvgmo, huty ta migonts, enh rospansgjgigty ta tko pujigm.

Ehhgtganeiiy, oemk pravgnmgei Iew ]amgoty `ey kevo gts

awn maho (sumk es tko Eijorte Maho ac Manhumt), cgiioh

wgtk fughoignos car ovory ammesgan. Curtkor`aro, tkoro

ero eisa ostejigskoh iews tket favorn iewyors‗ emtgans.

Jut iofei otkgms gs `aro tken lust e sot ac ruios ar tko

ostejigskoh iews. Gt gs eisa ejaut kaw e iewyor eppigos

tkoso ruios enh fughgnf prgnmgpios wkon cemoh wgtk

hgccgmuit sgtuetgans tket eron‗t oesgiy saivoh wgtk e magn cigp

ar e rausgnf fe`o ac pepor-ramd-smgssars. Car gnstenmo,

gt‗s nat onaufk ta dnaw tket yau kevo e rospansgjgigty

ta ropart e coiiaw saigmgtar gc yau joigovo tket sko kes

jroemkoh en unhortedgnf (e car`ei pra`gso jy e iewyor

ta ha sa`otkgnf, sumk es ta trenscor `anoy cra` ano

jend emmaunt ta enatkor gn arhor ta miaso e roei osteto

hoei jy e mortegn heto)4 yau eisa kevo ta caiiaw tkraufk

enh emtueiiy ha gt. Enh tket‗s tko kerh pert.

]a wket ero tko hgio``es tket yau ero igdoiy ta hgsmuss

et iew smkaai1 Koro ero e cow kypatkotgmei oxe`pios<

 ‼ Jreh enh Enfoigne vgsgt yaur accgmo tafotkor tahgsmuss hrectgnf e pro-nuptgei efroo`ont. Xkoyessuro yau tket tkoy ero gn tatei efroo`ont ac kawtkoy wauih igdo tkogr essots ta jo hgvghoh gc tkoysopereto, enh lust nooh e jesgm mantremt. Men yauemt car jatk Jreh enh Enfoigne gn tkgs smonerga1 Gcnat, kaw ha yau hotor`gno wkotkor yau wgii emtcar @r. ar @rs.1

 ‼ Ignhsey kes fatton gnta traujio wgtk tko iew (efegn)enh esds yau ta roprosont kor gn e porsanei gnlurymeso gn wkgmk sko gs tko hoconhent. Es yau properocar trgei, @gss I. hgsmiasos ta yau tket sko wes, gncemt, hrgvgnf wkgio madoh up an tko hey ac tkoemmghont. Jut sko eisa toiis yau tket sko wgii honyeny wranfhagnf wkon an tko stenh, enh sey tketsko wes hrgvgnf nar`eiiy. Men yau eiiaw Ignhsey tatostgcy et kor trgei1 Gc sko haos tostgcy, wket men yauesd kor hurgnf kor tostg`any1

 ‼  Waur now migont, e @r. ]g`psan, rotegns yau ta emt

es kgs mrg`gnei hoconmo ettarnoy. Oeriy gn tko meso,ko hraps jy yaur accgmo enh esds gc yau men doopsa`otkgnf gn e seco piemo car kg` ” e pegr ac hgrtyioetkor fiavos. Vket skauih yau toii @r. ]g`psan1Enh wket ha yau ha gc tko fiavos han‗t cgt!1

Xkgs gs e nomossergiy jrgoc gntrahumtgan ta iofei otkgms,

jut unhaujtohiy yau wgii hgsmuss e vergoty ac otkgmei

gssuos tkraufkaut tko maurso ac iew smkaai (ovon gc yau

han‗t kevo ta tedo en emtuei Otkgms miess, por so). Xko

doy gs ta romafngzo wkon en otkgmei prajio` oxgsts,

spomgcy tko roiovent ruios cra` tko Maho ac Manhumt

enh ostejigskoh iews, enh eppiy tko` ta tko sgtuetgan.

Oesgor segh tken hano, ac maurso, jut G kapo yau wgii

onlay `eny e hojeto avor wkotkor ar nat yau men jgii 

twa migonts et anmo car ward hano hurgnf e cigfkt...

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Xkoro‗s na atkor wey ta sey tkgs< fottgnf e su``or

essamgeto pasgtgan gs tko JO]X tkgnf yau men ha car yaur

meroor hovoiap`ont wkgio gn iew smkaai, gc yau pien an

premtgmgnf es e iewyor ector yau frehueto. Xko cgfuro

tket G‗vo koerh gs tket ioss tken keic ac :Is wgii ienh e

su``or pasgtgan (ovon fagnf es iaw es :?%). Enh fuoss

wket1 Gt‗s tkgs soiomt fraup ac stuhonts tket (usueiiy) fot

cgrst hgjs an tko ertgmignf pasgtgans car tko noxt yoer,

ioevgnf ovoryano oiso gn e na-kaihs-jerroh-ovoryano-

car-tko`soivos smre`jio car tko ro`egngnf spats.

]a kaw ha stuhonts fot tkoso su``or pasgtgans1 Ac

maurso, tkoro gs tket jgf cgr` romrugt`ont pramosstket jofgns gn tko su``or ector 5I. Jut gc yau‗ro nat

summosscui tkraufk tket rauto tkoro ero eisa laj pastgnfs

tkraufkaut tko rost ac tko smkaai yoer cra` s`eiior cgr`s

ar nan-pracgts. Gn `y meso, G nejjoh `y piemo`ont jy

eppiygnf car e pert-tg`o stuhont raio ehvortgsoh jy `y

aih cgr`, wkgmk turnoh gnta e su``or laj, wkgmk turnoh

gnta `y `gsorejio `antks ac koii ertgmignf yoer. Xko

pagnt gs ta doop iaadgnf enh eppiygnf car appartungtgos

tkraufkaut tko ontgro yoer, jomeuso su``orgnf ector :I

wgii put yau ekoeh ac tko pemd.

Naw yau‗ro prajejiy wanhorgnf wket yau emtueiiy ha es

e su``or essamgeto. Voii, gc eppiygnf enh gntorvgowgnf

car pasgtgans gs edgn ta hetgnf, tkon wardgnf es e su``or

stuhont gs jesgmeiiy tko kanoy`aan porgah. Gc yau ward

gn e cgr` sottgnf (g.o. nat car e saio premtgtganor ar car e

nan-pracgt efonmy), tkon tkoro‗s e faah mkenmo tket yau

wgii jo wgnoh enh hgnoh tkraufkaut tko cow `antks

tket yau sponh et yaur now piemo ac o`piay`ont.Iunmkos, hgnnors, faic taurne`onts, mkergty cunmtgans,

jerjoquos, wgno testgnfs, enh sa an. Gt‗s mioer tket

cgr`s roeiiy went ta skaw e frenh tg`o wkgio yau‗ro stgii

gnnamont enh g`prossganejio.

Enh wket ejaut tko typo ac ward tket yau‗ii jo hagnf

tket su``or1 Xket igdoiy hoponhs an tko cgr` tket yau

onh up wgtk, jut gn fonorei tkoro wauih jo e iat ac

rosoermkgnf, wrgtgnf `o`as, rovgowgnf hamu`onts (ede

porcar`gnf huo hgigfonmo523), emma`penygnf iewyors ta

migont `ootgnfs enh maurt pramoohgnfs, enh lust trygnf 

nat ta smrow up. Es car kaw `umk ward yau skauih

oxpomt ta jo hagnf1 @ast ac `y crgonhs `egntegnoh

‛roesanejio‗ kaurs, nat sponhgnf `aro tken 7-52 kaurs

e hey et tko accgmo enh nat wardgnf an `ast woodonhs.

Kawovor, sa`o peis keh `aro ho`enhgnf wardpiemos,

enh wauih emtueiiy kevo ta puii eii-ngfktors. G aniy keh

ta ward avorngfkt an ano ammesgan526, sa G mansghoroh

`ysoic cegriy cartuneto.

Et tko onh ac tko hey, wket ovory su``or essamgetokapos car gs ta jo kgroh jemd car ertgmios. Nat ta sey tket

stuhonts men‗t soermk oisowkoro ” gn cemt, G wgsk G keh

oxpiaroh atkor aptgans jocaro ma``gttgnf ta stey et tko

se`o piemo. Gnhooh, cgr`s dnaw tket tkoy men iaso tkogr

tap teiont ta ma`potgtars, wkgmk gs wky tkoy wgii ovon

accor tkogr stuhonts tkausenhs ac haiiers (es e ’tugtgan

janus‐, migmd koro car ano oxe`pio) ta stey put.

Eitkaufk G‗` suro yaur Meroor ]orvgmos poapio wgii

fgvo yau tko ehvgmo an kaw ta survgvo yaur su``oroxporgonmo, koro ero sa`o qugmd tgps< (5) eiweys esd

car e hoehigno wkon yau‗ro essgfnoh ward ta ha, enh

eiweys ma`pioto yaur ward jy tket hoehigno (enh

OEZIGOZ wkonovor passgjio)4 (:) `edo crgonhs ac yaur

coiiaw su``or essamgetos, nat ono`gos, jomeuso yau‗ro

eii gn tkgs tafotkor4 enh (=) `egntegn e faah ettgtuho

enh iaad igdo yau‗ro kevgnf cun (ovon gc yau eron‗t - lust

ro`o`jor yau aniy kevo ta put up wgtk tkgs skgt car e

cow woods). Enh lust car yau, migmd koro enh koro carsa`o `aro tgps an jognf e su``orgnf suporster.

?.3 ]u``orgnf 525 ar< Kaw G Ioernoh ta Iavo tko Croo Vgno

523Ano crgonh wes anmo esdoh ta ma`pero ano mapy ac e =22-pefo hamu`ont wgtk enatkor mapy ac tket hamu`ont. Kgs tesd wes ta mancgr` wkotkor ovor y sgnfio pefowes gnhooh ghontgmei an jatk. Rrgar ta joma`gnf e iewyor ko we s wardgnf es en onfgnoor enh hagnf tkgnfs igdo, ak G han‗t dnaw, hosgfngnf seco jrghfos enh edgnf suro

tket tkgnfs han‗t jiaw up.

526Ac maurso gt wes tko o vongnf ac y sgx-`antk enngvorsery wgtk ano ac tko fro et iavos ac y igco, wka wes nat g`prossoh et jognf prgargty nu`jor twa tket ngfkt. Enh

gt ei`ast hghn‗t surprgso o tket ector sponhgnf tko wkaio tg`o kurt gnf y ox‗s cooignfs, fottgnf tgroh-kypor cra` taa umk maccoo enh na sioop, enh putt gnf tafotkor

e ma`prokonsgvo wrgtton erfu`ont, tko meso sottioh tko noxt `arngnf rgfkt jocaro maurt wes ta jofgn.

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Manfrets ” yau‗ro gn tkgrh yoer! Car sa`o stuhonts, tkgs

wgii jo tko ianfost...yoer...ovor, enh tkoy wgii cooi jaroh 

enh/ar iezy  enh/ar roeiiy roeiiy strossoh. Car atkors,

=I men jo e tatei jiest, es tkoy‗ii jo miovor wgtk tkogr

maurso soiomtgan enh rofgstor car keic e yoer gn Eustreige

ar tko _D ar tko KD gn pess/cegi carogfn miessos (enh

`eyjo ovon ettonh sa`o gc tkoy‗ro roei doon!), enh tko

atkor keic ac tko yoer gn pess/cegi migngmei maursos.

Gn y oxporgonmo, tko doys ta kevgnf e centestgm tkgrh yoer

ero< (5) somurgnf en ertgmignf pasgtgan tko su``or jocaro

=I sterts, ar et ioest oeriy an gn =I4 (:) tedgnf ehventefo

ac appartungtgos autsgho ac e trehgtganei miessraa`, sumk

es rofgstorgnf car ehvamemy ar nofatgetgan ar `ohgetgan

ar atkor migngmei/premtgmei maursos4 (=) moiojretgnf

ohumetganei emkgovo`onts enh `giostanos wgtk yaur

miess`etos car tko iest tg`o (ox. ettonhgnf tko frehuetgan

ovont)4 enh (8) eppromgetgnf tko cemt tket yau fot ta joe stuhont car ano iest yoer enh onlaygnf froet jonocgts

sumk es fottgnf hgsmauntoh manmort tgmdots, jognf ejio ta

woer wketovor yau went `ast heys ac tko wood, oetgnf

DH fugit-croo, enh nat kevgnf ta pey texos jomeuso ac eii

yaur ohumetgan mrohgts.

G men toii yau tket G spont tko cgrst so`ostor ac =I gn e

jeh cund (warh ta tko wgso< try nat ta smkohuio e jroed-

up ac e sgfngcgment roietganskgp eraunh tko tg`o tket

yau stert e now smkaai yoer), enh tko somanh tor` gne wkgriwgnh ac emtgvgty. ]gnmo teidgnf ejaut tko jiuos gs

dgnh ac hoprossgnf, iot‗s camus an tko faah stucc<

Es e pertgmgpent gn tko  Luhgmgei Oxtornskgp prafre  

et _JM hurgnf `y cgnei so`ostor, G keh tko oxmoiiont

appartungty ac sorvgnf es e miord ta vergaus luhfos ac

tko JM Rravgnmgei Maurt. Eitkaufk `y `egn maurtkauso

wes gn Senmauvor, G eisa hgh sa`o ward gn Zgmk`anh

enh Nartk Senmauvor, enh gn Keghe Fwegg es pert ac e

mgrmugt maurt. ]gnmo G men‗t toii yau taa `umk ejaut tko

emtuei ward G hgh gn tko prafre` (sgfk, mancghontgeigty

efroo`ont), G‗ii toii yau ejaut twa roietoh oxporgonmos

(tkaufk uncartunetoiy G han‗t kevo spemo ta toii yau

MKERXOZ 3<WA_‗ZO ]A ASOZ GX GN =I

ejaut kaw tko JM favorn`ont `ey kevo cunhoh ano

ac y jost crgonhs enh G ta perty car e wood gn Sgmtarge)<

E. ]oognf `y cgrst hoeh jahy

Es pert ac tko Oxtornskgp, oemk stuhont fat ta fa an

e ‛rgho-eianf‗ wgtk paigmo accgmors gn tko Hawntawn

Oestsgho ac Senmauvor. Naw, enyano wka‗s ce`giger wgtk

Sen dnaws tket tkgs gs tko warst eroe ac tko mgty wkon

gt ma`os ta prajio`s ac hruf uso enh hruf ehhgmtgan,

pavorty, ka`oiossnoss, enh `ontei giinoss.

Enywey, tko cgrst pert ac `y rgho-eianf wes roeiiy e

‛weid-eianf‗, wkoro G dopt ano accgmor ma`peny wkgio

ko petraiioh tko cow jiamds an caat. G ro`o`jor esdgnf

kg` ejaut kgs oxporgonmos wkon eii ac G suhhon ko put e

kenh ta kgs oerpgomo enh tkon jrado gnta e cuii aut sprgnt

tawerhs tko noerost jemd eiioy. Gnstgnmtgvoiy G ren eianf,

tkaufk G wes nat noeriy es cest an `y coot. Jy tko tg`o

G meufkt up wgtk tko accgmor, ko keh eiroehy survoyoh

tko smono enh caunh natkgnf aut ac tko arhgnery (car gt

jognf e jemd eiioy ac tko HXO], tket gs).

Ector tket igttio opgsaho, wkon G roeigzoh, ’Kaiy skgt, tkgs

gs sorgaus jusgnoss!‐, G wes esdoh ta tef eianf wgtk twa

atkor maps gn tkogr mer car tko rost ac tko ngfkt. Xkgnfs

woro protty siaw ta stert wgtk, untgi wo romogvoh e ropart

ac e hoeh porsan. ]uro onaufk, upan gnvostgfetgan wo

caunh e stgii jahy, ma`pioto wgtk ’tko s`oii ac hoetk‐.Eitkaufk tko maranor mancgr`oh tket tkoro keh joon na

caui piey, gt wes stgii e skamdgnf oxporgonmo.

J. Rorcar`gnf e 52-`gnuto rep/pao`/opgm jeiieh es `y

cgnei iew smkaai essgfn`ont ovor

Xkgs wes `y vorsgan ac e ropart ejaut `y mgrmugt maurt

oxporgonmo gn Keghe Fwegg, enh coeturoh sumk ignos es<

’Xko maurt igst wes hano / @etorgeis woro pemdoh up /

G lu`poh gn tko luhfo‗s ]_S / Enh ko wes igdo, sup1‐

(taih yau gt wes opgm!). Gc yau‗ro roeiiy gntorostoh enh

went ta roeh tko ontgro toxt, migmd koro. (Enh car tko

romarh, G wrato tkgs avorngfkt jocaro tko arngnf gt wes

huo wkgio kappoh up an Zoh Juii, adey1)

3.5 Wau‗vo Fat tko Kenf ac Gt Naw

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Josghos onsurgnf tket yau emtueiiy pess eii yaur tkgrh

yoer maursos (G‗vo koerh ac miaso meiis wkoro stuhonts

kevo siemdoh acc lust e jgt taa `umk...), tko atkor jgf

faei ac =I gs ta somuro en ertgmignf pasgtgan. G‗ii teid `aro

ejaut wket ertgmignf emtueiiy gs gn tko noxt somtgan, jut

car naw lust dnaw tket gt‗s e nomossery stop gn arhor ta

queigcy es e iewyor enh emtueiiy premtgmo iew gn Menehe.

Wau `ey jo wanhorgnf wkotkor yau kevo ta ertgmio

ector iew smkaai1 Xko enswor gs ac maurso nat ” gt‗s yaur

igco enh yau ero tko ano ta mkaaso kaw cer yau went

ta fa gn tko pramoss. Car sa`o poapio, sumk es tkgs

Vard]ecoJM o`piayoo ar tkgs gntornot ontropronour artkoso poops, ‛joma`gnf e iewyor‗ wes nat tko onh faei

enh tkoy vaiuntergiy `avo an ta atkor onhoevaurs. Car

atkors, tko noxt stop gs (ero yau roehy car tkgs1) ovon

`aro ohumetgan, acton gn tko car` ac e II@ (@estor ac

Iews) ar atkor frehueto prafre`.

Gc yau ha went ta doop fagnf gn tko se`o stregfkt igno es

`ast ac yaur miess`etos enh joma`o en emtuei iewyor,

tkon yau jottor kustio yaur ess acc gn =I untgi yau nej en

ertgmignf spat. ]a`o iumdy caids wgii dnaw jy tko tg`otket tko cgnei yoer jofgns tket tkoy kevo tkogr ertgmios

(car oxe`pio, :I su``or essamgetos `ey dnaw vory

oeriy an tket men stey wgtk tko cgr` car ertgmios, wkgio

atkor stuhonts wgii somuro tkogr lajs tkraufk e jraeh

jgf-cgr` ertgmignf kunt  tket se`o su``or). Atkors wgii

cgnh piemo`onts tkraufkaut tko smkaai yoer es s`eiior

cgr`s, nan-pracgt efonmgos, enh saio premtgtganors put

aut ehvortgso`onts. ]tgii atkors wgii somuro tkogr ertgmios

aniy ector frehuetgan, sa`otg`os sovorei `antks ta eyoer ector. Enh cgneiiy, tkoro wgii jo sa`o iew frehs wka

ero stgii iaadgnf car ertgmios yoers ector tkoy‗vo romogvoh

tkogr hofroos. Vegt...VKEX1 WOEZ]11 Wos.

_ncartunetoiy, tko roeigty gs tket tkoro ero sa`o iasors

gn tko ertgmignf fe`o, ospomgeiiy sgnmo tko omana`gm

hawnturn gn :22; (yos, tket roeiiy kepponoh).

Zo`o`jor wkon G taih yau et tko jofgnngnf ac tko jaad

tket tkoro ero na fuerentoos gn iew1 Voii, tkoro ero na

fuerentoos tket yau, es e iew frehueto, wgii ovor cgnh enertgmignf pasgtgan. Gnhooh, gt‗s joma`o sumk e prajio`

tket tko `ohge rocor ta gt es en ertgmignf mrgsgs, et ioest

gn Anterga. Gn e @ey :25: Iew Xg`os nows ropart, tko

eutkar ostg`etos tket ano gn sovon Anterga iew stuhonts

wgii jo unejio ta somuro ertgmios jy :25=. Enh gn tkgs

Menehgen Iewyor  ropart, tko eutkar suffosts tket tko

mrgsgs nat aniy eccomts patontgei ertgmignf stuhonts, jut

eisa yaunf iewyors struffignf ta stey gn tko pracossgan.

]a wket haos tkgs eii `oen1 Voii `ast ajvgausiy, gt

mauih vory woii `oen tket yau‗vo lust spont tkroo yoers

enh tkausenhs upan tkausenhs ac haiiers ta onh up gn

e meroor petk wkoro tkoro ero igtoreiiy nat onaufk lajs

ta fa eraunh. Xket‗s protty cumdoh up (gn `y ku`jio

apgngan).

Gt eisa `oens tket joffers men‗t jo mkaasors. Eitkaufk

yau `ey kevo hroe`t ac joma`gnf e jgf-tg`o mrg`gnei

hoconmo ettarnoy ar e raiignf-gn-tko-haufk tex iewyor,

yau `ey kevo ta ‛sottio‗ car hagnf porsanei gnlury ar

ce`giy ar marpareto ma``ormgei iew car tko tg`o jognf.

Gnhooh, car `eny iewyors tket G‗vo teidoh ta ar koerh

spoomkos cra` ejaut tko tapgm ac kaw tkoy onhoh

up gn tkogr rospomtgvo eroes ac premtgmo, tko enswor gs

usueiiy sa`otkgnf eianf tko ignos ac ‛lust jy mkenmo‗ ar

‛tket‗s wket coii gnta `y iep‗. Gn atkor warhs, jo ewerotket yaur ovontuei iofei premtgmo `ey nat roeiiy kevo

enytkgnf ta ha wgtk yaur iofei pessgans.

Curtkor`aro, gt `oens tket yau `ey kevo ta `avo

oisowkoro ector iew smkaai. Es `umk es yau `ey kevo

onlayoh pertygnf gt up gn e piemo igdo Ianhan, AN, yau

`ey kevo ta pemd yaur jefs car e s`eiior ma``ungty

(wkgmk tko MJE onmaurefos gn prafre`s sumk es ZOEI 

gn JM), ar mkenfo pravgnmos eitafotkor.

Enh cgneiiy, G meutgan yau ta jo ewero ac oxemtiy

kaw yaur smkaai‗s meroor sorvgmos roparts gts ertgmignf

stetgstgms. Car oxe`pio, _JM  stetos tkgs< ’Kgstargmeiiy,

`aro tken 72% ac _JM Iew frehuetos sood ertgmignf

pasgtgans ector frehuetgan enh jotwoon 73%-77% ac

tkoso stuhonts ropart somurgnf en ertgmignf pasgtgan.‐

Xko doy warh gs ’ropart‐. Lust tkgnd ” kaw `eny poapio

wka men‗t cgnh ertgmios ero emtueiiy fagnf ta ma`pioto

enh suj`gt e survoy jemd ta _JM stetgnf tket tkoy‗vo

joon unsummosscui1 Rrajejiy nat taa `eny...

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Adey, naw tket G‗vo crgfktonoh yau gnta tkgndgnf tket

yau‗ro novor fagnf ta fot ano ac tkoso fahhe`noh

ertgmignf tkgnfe`elgfs, G fuoss G skauih oxpiegn wky

tkoy‗ro sa g`partent gn tko cgrst piemo.

Xko sg`pio enswor gs tket ertgmignf gs e `enhetary

roqugro`ont, edgn ta en epprontgmoskgp, tket iew

frehuetos `ust ma`pioto jocaro tkoy men jo meiioh ta

tko Jer gn tkogr pravgnmos enh premtgmo es cuiiy mortgcgoh

iewyors. Ertgmignf fonoreiiy tedos piemo gn e iew cgr`

unhor tko fughenmo ac e suporvgsgnf iewyor, dnawn

es e prgnmgpei, wka gs rospansgjio car onsurgnf tket

MKERXOZ 226<IGMON]O XA IEV

tko ertgmignf stuhont (eisa dnawn es e stuhont-et-iew)

ma`piotos tko nomossery roqugro`onts enh hgspieys e

ma`potont ejgigty ta premtgmo.

Xko emtuei ertgmignf roqugro`onts hgccor cra` pravgnmo

ta pravgnmo, es sot aut an tko @mFgii Iew wojsgto enh

gn tko mkert joiaw. Zoehors ero ehvgsoh ta mancgr` eii

gncar`etgan, gnmiuhgnf tko jiend spemos gn tkgs mkert

(`y epaiafgos jut G hghn‗t kevo tko tg`o ar gnmignetgan

ta roeh ovory Iew ]amgoty‗s ertgmignf ruios ta mancgr` eii

tko hotegis, enh G lust piegn mauihn‗t roeq tko Uuojom

wojsgto) wgtk tko roiovent favorngnf jahy<

6.5 VXC gs Ertgmignf, Enywey1

Rravgnmo/XorrgtaryIonftk ac Ertgmignf

Rorgah Xregngnf Maurso Jer Oxe`Xroet`ont acMiordskgps

Jrgtgsk Maiu`jge   _sueiiy 5: antks (7 `antks

ertgmignf + 52 woods RIXM)

52-wood Rracossganei Iofei Xregngnf

Maurso (RIXM)

Uueigcgmetgan oxe`s 

tedon gn RIXM

Zohumoh ertgmignf

porgah

Eijorte   _sueiiy 5: antks

Eijorte Menehgen Montor car

Rracossganei Iofei Ohumetgan (MRIOH)

Rrafre`, ta jo ma`piotoh wgtkgn ano

yoer

Na oxe` joyanh MRIOH

roqugro`onts

Zohumoh ertgmignf

porgah

]esdetmkowen   5: antks

]esdetmkowen Menehgen Montor car

Rracossganei Iofei Ohumetgan (MRIOH)

Jer Eh`gssgan Rrafre`

Na oxe` joyanh MRIOH

roqugro`onts

]tgii roqugro 5:

`antks ac ertgmignf

@engtaje   ?: woods

@engtaje Menehgen Montor car

Rracossganei Iofei Ohumetgan (MRIOH

Rrafre`

Na oxe` joyanh MRIOH

roqugro`onts

Anterga   _sueiiy 52 antks

Nano murrontiy, jut passgjgigty ac e

Rracossganei Iofei Xregngnf Maurso gntko cuturo

Igmonsgnf oxe`gnetgansMen maunt es tko

ertgmignf porgah

Uuojom

Now Jrunswgmd   Jer Eh`gssgan Maurso   Jer oxe`gnetgans

Nave ]matge   5: antks (gnmiuhgnf porgah

car ]dgiis Maurso)

Jer Eh`gssgan Maurso (ede ]dgiis

Maurso)Jer oxe`gnetgans

Nowcaunhienh enh

IejreharJer Eh`gssgan Maurso   Na oxe`s joyanh Jer

Eh`gssgan Maurso

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Nato tket iewyors wgii nar`eiiy queigcy ta premtgmo

gn ANO pravgnmo ar torrgtary. Kawovor, tkoro ero

efroo`onts gn piemo jotwoon hgccoront iew samgotgos,

sumk es tko Netganei @ajgigty Efroo`ont, tket eiiaw

iewyors ta trenscor ta atkor lurgshgmtgans `aro oesgiy

tken gn tko pest .

Rravgnmo/XorrgtaryIonftk ac Ertgmignf

Rorgah Xregngnf Maurso Jer Oxe`Xroet`ont acMiordskgps

Rrgnmo Ohwerh Gsienh   ROG Jer Eh`gssgan Maurt enh Nave

]matge ]dgiis Maurso

Wudan

Nartkwost Xorrgtargos   Ano yoerMa`piotgan ac e Jer Eh`gssgan Maurso

gn enatkor lurgshgmtgan

NunevutMa`piotgan ac e Jer Eh`gssgan Maurso

gn enatkor lurgshgmtgan   Nunevut ]tetuto Oxe`

Xejio 3< Igmonsgnf Zoqugro`onts

52;Xkgs systo` eppoers ta jo usoh ta froet oc comt gn JM, wkoro et `y @ey :25: meii moro any tkoro woro e nu`jor ac iewyors trens corrgnf gn cra` Eijorte enh Anterga.

Enh gn enatkor moro`any tket G et tonhoh gn @ermk :25:, tkoro woro eisa e nu`jor ac iew yors trenscorrgnf ta JM cra` Eijorte enh Anterga. Iaads igdo G eho tko rgfkt

mkagmo ac lurgshgmtgan...

527Gsn‗t gt smery tk et yau men queigcy ta jo e iewyor e ctor ensworgnf aniy 35% ac tko quostgans rgfkt1 G‗` kapgnf `ohgmei stuhonts kevo ta smaro e IAX miasor ta 522%

ta joma`o igmonsoh...

Es yau men soo, oemk pravgnmgei ar torrgtargei favorngnf

jahy sots gts awn eh`gssgan roqugro`onts, gnmiuhgnf

wkotkor menhghetos `ust pess eny queigcygnf oxe`s.

Xkgs gs prajejiy surprgsgnf ta `eny poapio wka kevowetmkoh `eny e mkeremtor an toiovgsgan stuhygnf car

enh pessgnf  ar cegignf tkogr jer oxe`s, ar wka kevo

koerh karrar stargos ejaut kaw hgccgmuit tko Now Ward

enh Meigcarnge (=?-??% pess reto, CWG) jer oxe`s ero.

G kevo ta eh`gt tket lust es G keh onlayoh propergnf

car `y I]EX, G eisa hghn‗t `gnh propergnf car `y twa

JM jer oxe`s (ano car saigmgtar tapgms enh tko atkor

car jerrgstor tapgms). Gt wes qugto setgscygnf ta g``orso

`ysoic ma`piotoiy gn tko iew car e cow woods enh stuhy

tko koii aut ac gt. Enh dnawgnf tket G aniy keh ta smaro

ejavo 32% an oemk tost taad e iat ac tko prossuro acc 527

.

Jomeuso ac eii tko hgccoront roqugro`onts gn oemk

 lurgshgmtgan, tkoro‗s nat `umk G men toemk yau ejaut

pessgnf yaur Jer Eh`gssgan maursos ar wrgtgnf tko jer

oxe`s. Lust doop wardgnf kerh wkon yau fot ta tkgs

stefo enh gt skauih turn aut eii rgfkt (wo han‗t igvo

gn Meigcarnge, ector eii). Jut car faahnoss sedo, han‗t 

cumdgnf mkoet.

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Na `ettor kaw `eny `aats yau pertgmgpeto gn, ar

kaw `eny Ignmain Iewyor navois yau‗vo roeh, ar kaw

`eny Jastan Iofei opgsahos yau‗vo wetmkoh enh ro-

wetmkoh, tkoro‗s na sujstgtuto car jognf gn tko roei-igco

maurtkauso onvgran`ont. Vkon yau ero ettonhgnf et

tko maurtkauso an e hey-ta-hey jesgs (wkgmk G kapo

yau kevo tko appartungty ta ha gn yaur ertgmios, jut

wkgmk yau prajejiy wan‗t gc yau ward gn e jgf cgr`, sa

tket dgnh ac sumds), yau stert ta pgmd up an wket roeiiy

keppons et maurt. Koro ero cgvo tkgnfs tket G natgmoh<

E. Gt `ettors wka tko luhfo gs

Vkonovor tko iewyors et y aih cgr` keh ta roprosonte migont gn maurt, tkoy wauih eiweys mkomd wgtk tko

Maurt Zofgstry ta soo wka tko prosghgnf luhfo wauih

jo. Vky1 Jomeuso tko wey tket tko iewyors erfuoh

tkogr pasgtgans hoponhoh vory `umk an wka wes

sgttgnf jokgnh tko jonmk. ]a`o ac tko g`partent

cemtars gnmiuhoh<

‼ Xko luhfo‗s eroe ac oxportgso ” sgnmo eii ac aur cgr`‗smesos woro hgvarmo igtgfetgan mesos, gt wauih spooh

up aur pramoohgnfs wkonovor e luhfo wgtk e ce`giyiew jemdfraunh wes prosghgnf, enh siaw tko` hawnmansghorejiy gc tkoro wes e now luhfo wka keh ta jojraufkt up ta spooh an tko `ast jesgm iofei gssuosigdo ‛wket gs e ce`giy essot‗552 4

‼ Vkotkor tko luhfo wes tko typo ta ‛stgmd ta tko ruios‗ar ‛ha wketovor ko ar sko coit wes jost‗ ” jatk typossoo`oh ta jo proveiont et tko maurtkauso4 enh

‼ Vkotkor tko luhfo wes sa`oano wka usueiiy keh efaah sonso ac ku`aur ar e stgmd ”

J. Maurt kaurs ero emtueiiy protty skart

Eitkaufk maurt heys cooi ianf ta ovoryano gnvaivoh,

maurts ero (usueiiy) aniy gn sossgan car 8.? ta ? kaurs e

hey (g.o. cra` 52 e.`. untgi 5:<=2 p.`. car tko arngnf

sossgan, enh cra` : p.`. ta 8 p.`. gn tko ectornaan,

es woii es 5? `gnuto jroeds gn oemk sossgan). Xkgs

`oens tket ovon gc e trgei gs smkohuioh car heys ar

ovon woods, maunsoi `ey stgii kevo ta rusk ta suj`gt

eii tkogr ovghonmo, ospomgeiiy gc wgtnossos ero jognf

ianf-wgnhoh.

M. Xkoro‗s e iat ac wegtgnf eraunh

]a`otg`os poapio errgvo ieto. ]a`otg`os tkoro

eron‗t onaufk luhfos evegiejio et tko `a`ont(rosuitgnf gn e wegtigst wkoro pertgos ero lust sgttgnf

eraunh et tko Zofgstry kapgnf tket e luhfo‗s smkohuio

wgii croo up tket hey). ]a`otg`os yau‗ro wegtgnf ta

erfuo sa`otkgnf gn Mke`jors (e maurtraa` car mgvgi

igtgfetgan pramoohgnfs atkor tken trgeis) enh tkoro

ero ejaut =2 atkor iewyors gn tko se`o jaet (na

oxefforetgan). @y suffostgan< uso tko appartungty

ta metmk up an yaur porsanei o`egis enh anigno

skappgnf. Ak yoek, `uitg-tesdgnf!

H.Xko Maurt Zofgstry stecc ero paworcui poapio

Vkon yau‗ro en ertgmignf stuhont yau‗ro faah car

`eny tkgnfs< manhumtgnf iofei rosoermk, wardgnf

an tko woodonhs, enh cgignf tkgnfs et tko Zofgstry

(gnmiuhgnf wkon tko jass esds yau ta igtoreiiy sprgnt

enh hoigvor sa`otkgnf rgfkt es tko haars miaso).

Gnhooh, yau wgii acton cgnh yaursoic koehgnf acc ta

tko maurtkauso lust ta hrap acc hamu`onts. Xko tkgnf

yau qugmdiy ioern gs tket gc tko Zofgstry stecc igdo yaues e porsan, tkoy `ey tedo gt oesgor an yau wkon

tkoy soo `gstedos an yaur pepors. Xkoy `ey ovon

eiiaw yau ta cgx tko `gstedos an tko spat retkor tken

koehgnf jemd ta tko accgmo (wgtk tegi jotwoon iofs)

enh ro-hrectgnf tko wkaio he`n tkgnf.

O. Gt roeiiy gs maai ta weid ta maurt gn en ontaurefo

]ugtoh up. ]unfiessos an. ]truttgnf tko twa jiamds ta

maurt wgtk atkor woii-hrossoh poapio jy y sgho enh

tkgs saunhtremd pieygnf gn `y koeh. Ak yoek, jejy...

tkgs gs wket jognf e iewyor‗s eii ejaut!

6.= E Cow Xkgnfs Wau Ioern Ejaut Maurt GZI

552Enswor< enytkgnf tket hgvarmgnf poapio wgii sponh e skgtiaeh ac anoy cgfktgnf avor.

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Gc fottgnf kgroh et tko cgr` wes tko hetgnf pkeso, enh

su``orgnf et tko cgr` wes tko kanoy`aan pkeso,

tkon ertgmignf gs hocgngtoiy tko roietganskgp pkeso. Xkgs gs

wkon yau cemo roeigty enh homgho wkotkor yau‗vo roeiiy

caunh Xko Ano, ar `eyjo gt‗s Xko Ano Lust Car Naw,

ar `eyjo gt‗s Xko Aniy Ano Vka Vgii Kevo Wau, ar

porkeps gt‗s Xko Ano Wau‗ro Xrygnf Nat Xa Dgii Jocaro

Xko Woer‗s _p ]a Xket Wau Men Maiiomt Eig`any (g.o. OG).

Igdo eii sorgaus roietganskgps, tkoro ero igdoiy ta jo

porgahs ac ups enh hawns hurgnf tko antks tket yau‗ro

tateiiy hovatoh ta yaur piemo ac o`piay`ont. Kgfkigfkts

`gfkt gnmiuho wgnngnf e mke`jors eppigmetgan efegnstoxporgonmoh maunsoi, mrass-oxe`gngnf wgtnossos et e

mustahy enh emmoss trgei, enh pertygnf gn e ig`a wgtk

eii tko atkor iewyors jocaro fottgnf westoh enh jrado

et tko iamei mesgna. Iaw tg`os `gfkt gnmiuho sponhgnf

kaurs pkatamapygnf et tko accgmo an e ]unhey ovongnf

tket‗s eisa Mkgnoso Now Woer, jognf pgmdoh epert jy

 luhfos gn tko vory pujigm maurtraa`s es saan es tkoy

koer tket yau‗ro en ertgmignf stuhont, enh jognf sont ta

]urroy, JM  ta rocoroo e `ootgnf jotwoon yaur migont

enh yaur migont‗s enfry, unstejio ox...555.

Naw G wgsk G mauih sey tket tko faah porgahs autnu`joroh

enh autwogfkoh tko jeh anos. _ncartunetoiy, G keh e

protty skgtty tg`o hurgnf `y ertgmios enh jesgmeiiy hghn‗t

onlay tko oxporgonmo et eii55:. Naw pioeso gnhuifo `o

es G jgtmk igdo e spagioh igttio jret ejaut wky ertgmignf

hghn‗t `oot `y oxpomtetgans<

E. Repor puskgnf gs `gnh-nu`jgnfiy jargnf

Xkoro woro `eny kaurs turngnf gnta heys turngnf gnta

woods wkoro `y tesds sg`piy gnvaivoh arfengzgnf

hamu`onts, mroetgnf igsts ac hamu`onts, enh

rovgowgnf55= hamu`onts. Xket‗s wkon G roeigzoh tket G

keh epperontiy spont sovon yoers gn smkaai gn arhor

ta spomgeigzo gn< iaadgnf et poapios‗ jendgnf enh

ZZ]R steto`onts ta hotor`gno wkotkor tkoy jiow

tkraufk aro anoy iest antk ar tkgs antk. C@I.

J. Nogtkor `y prgnmgpei nar G taad oemk atkor sorgausiy

Ano tg`o `y prgnmgpei keh `o essgst wgtk e nan-

urfont, nat-sorgaus porsanei iofei `ettor car kor.

Vkon G wan e hoceuit luhf`ont jomeuso na ano

cra` tko atkor sgho skawoh up et maurt , sko jaestoh

ejaut `y suppasoh ’froet ward‐ ta tko rost ac tko

cgr` (tkgs wes tko aniy sgfngcgment coohjemd G ovor fat

ejaut `y ward cra` kor, jtw). ]ko tkon wont an

kaigheys car e wkgio. Vkon sko me`o jemd, tko cgrst

tkgnf sko hgh (igtoreiiy jocaro seygnf koiia) wes o`egi

`o car en upheto ac kor iofei `ettor. G tkgnd tket wes

tko hey G fevo up mergnf.

M. Xko jgiiejio kaurs systo` gs wkemd ” soo Xko Xrutk 

Ejaut tko Jgiiejio Kaur enh Xko Kaurs.

 6.8 Kaw G Coii Aut ac Iavo< Zociomtgans an e Woer gn Hgvarmo Igtgfetgan

555G esdoh ano ac y jassos car Dovi er jocaro koehgnf aut an tkgs gssgan. Ko tkaufkt G wes ladgnf.

55:@y crgonhs men ettos t tket G wes ro eiiy, roeiiy mrendy car eii ngno antks. G gfkt es woii joon profnent.

55=‗Zovgowgnf‗ jognf e cenmy pkreso car ‛iaadgnf et tko pgomo ac p epor enh cgfurgnf aut VXC gt gs‗, enh tkon mkerfgnf car gt.

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Adey, `eyjo ’ratton‐ gs taa stranf ac e warh. Jut G ha

kevo e cow `aro nat-sa-ku`jio apgngans ejaut tko

ertgmignf pramoss gn Menehe. Waur oxporgonmo `ey jo e

IAX jottor. Car yaur sedo, G mortegniy kapo sa.

E. Avorwardoh enh unhorpegh

Xko ewosa`o tkgnf ejaut ertgmignf gs tket yau‗ro

`edgnf e cuii-tg`o seiery (passgjiy car tko cgrst tg`o

gn yaur igco gn yoers, ar ovon carovor!). Xko nat-sa-

ewosa`o tkgnf gs tket yau han‗t fot eii tket `umk

wkon yau tedo gnta emmaunt tko kaurs yau‗ro

oxpomtoh ta jo wardgnf, tko cemt tket yau han‗t fot

avortg`o pey, enh tko cemt tket iofei pracossganeis eron‗t mavoroh jy tko usuei o`piay`ont stenherhs 

iofgsietgan (dgnh ac grangm, rgfkt1).

Iot‗s run tkraufk e kypatkotgmei. ]ey yaur ertgmignf

seiery gs $?2D (tko jgf-cgr` ertgmignf seiery car :255-

:25: gn Sen). Iot‗s sey yau‗ro et tko accgmo 52 kaurs

e hey ar ?2 kaurs e wood. Iot‗s sey yau ward car ?2

woods avor tko yoer. Waur kauriy reto gs tkus< $:2.

(Faah iumd wgtk tkaso stuhont iaens, ok). Xkgnfs ha

fot jottor wgtk sgx-cgfuro iewyor seiergos. Jut doop gn

`gnh tkgs fonorei ruio ac tku`j gc yau‗ro gn prgveto

premtgmo< yau‗ii jo oxpomtoh ta jgii tkroo tg`os yaur

seiery ta lustgcy tko mast ac kevgnf yaur ess gn ano ac

tko cgr`‗s ma`cy mkegrs enh yaur emmoss ta tko cgr`‗s

cgno wgno maiiomtgan.

J. Kgrojemds enh cgrojemds

Enatkor kypatkotgmei car yau< Wau‗ro ejaut ;2%

tkraufk yaur ertgmios. Wau‗vo wardoh yaur ess acccar tko cgr`. Wau‗vo prgargtgzoh yaur laj ejavo yaur

ce`giy, yaur sgfngcgment atkor, enh yaur awn koeitk

(yau han‗t roeiiy nooh `aro tken caur kaurs ac sioop

e ngfkt, rgfkt1). Enh yau‗ro roehy ta `edo tko jgf

ma``gt`ont enh jo en essamgeto (prafrossgnf ta

pertnor gn e cow yoers, ac maurso) car tko rost ac yaur

igvgnf heys.

_ncartunetoiy, yaur cgr` haosn‗t cooi tko se`o 

wey. Vgtk e koevy koert tkoy oxpross eppromgetgancar yaur tg`o enh ward, fgvo yau sa`o pasgtgvo

coohjemd, accor yau sa`o essgstenmo gn cgnhgnf e now

piemo`ont, enh suffost tket tkoy wan‗t hgsputo yaur

mieg` car O`piay`ont Gnsurenmo. Xkoy eisa esd ta

mancgr` tko spoiignf ac yau ne`o enh wkgmk accgmo

yau woro gn (tkoy lust hghn‗t went ta fot taa ettemkoh

ta eny gnhgvghuei ertgmignf stuhont, yau dnaw, sgnmo

tkoy kgroh taa `eny ta stert wgtk enh eiroehy dnow

tkoy‗h kevo ta mut e cow...).

M. Ceiso kapos enh jradon pra`gsos

Koro‗s e meutganery teio car yau< hurgnf tko yoers

tket G wes gn iew smkaai, e pertgmuier arfengzetgan

sa`otg`os rocorroh ta es ’Menehe‗s ierfost iew

cgr`‐ (pioeso Han‗t Avor-Luhfo `o car nat ne`gnfgt hgromtiy, es eii `y dnawiohfo gs jesoh an koersey

ovghonmo, sa`otg`o rocorroh ta es ‛ru`aur enh

fassgp‗) romrugtoh car su``or enh ertgmignf stuhonts

an tko jesgs tket yau wauih jo kgroh car en

gnhotor`gneto mantremt ector ertgmignf. Gn atkor warhs,

yau woro essuroh ac e por`enont pasgtgan wgtkgn

tko arfengzetgan gc yau woro kgroh es en essamgeto.

_ncartunetoiy car sa`o poapio tket G ey ar ey nat

dnaw hgromtiy, tkgs efonmy succoroh sa`o omana`gmhawnturn gn tko iest cow yoers, enh cegioh ta caiiaw

tkraufk an tkogr essurenmos ac gnhotor`gneto

kgrojemds. Enh woro eccomtoh stuhonts ma`ponsetoh

car tkgs mkenfo ac mgrmu`stenmos1 Ke!

H. ‛Aih-tg`ors‗ enh ‛]iemdors‗

Xa sey tket iew cgr`s ero mansorvetgvo onvgran`onts

gs ta steto tko ajvgaus. E iat ac tket mansorvetgs`

ma`os cra` tko cemt tket `ast ar eii ac tko iewyors

gn mkerfo wgii jo cra` en oerigor (g.o. Jejy Jaa`or)

ore. Enh igdo gt ar nat, tkoso trehgtganeigsts fonoreiiy

 lust han‗t unhorstenh tko wey ac tko Fon-W iewyor.

Xkoy `ey nat fot wky yau went ‛ward-igco jeienmo‗,

ar ta jo essgfnoh ‛cuicgiignf pralomts‗, ar ta romogvo

‛anfagnf coohjemd enh `ontarskgp‗, ar ta jo ejio ta

‛mantrgjuto yaur suffostgans‗ ta ‛koip g`pravo tko

cgr`‗. Gnhooh, tkoy `ey wanhor wky yau men‗t lust

skut tko koii up enh fot jemd ta ward.

6.? ]a`otkgnf Zatton gn tko ]teto ac Ertgmignf...

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Fonoreiiy spoedgnf, iewyors ero emtueiiy najio

pracossganeis (hospgto eii tko jeh lados  aut tkoro).

Jut `umk igdo gn nowspepor koehignos ar an roeigty

toiovgsgan, tko `ast oxmgtgnf stargos ero ejaut tko ratton

eppios, nat tko faahy twa-skaos. Enh tkoro ero eiweys

e cow ratton sauis gn tko junmk - ovon gn Menehe, wkoro

wo epaiafgzo wkon sa`oano oiso runs gnta us enh eii

cooi fonugnoiy sarry car Ioecs cens. Jut wky gnmiuho e

wkaio pefo hohgmetoh ta tkoso pertgmuier (ox) `o`jors

ac tko pracossgan1 Voii, lust tkgnd - gc yau keh fano ta

iew smkaai et en oerigor tg`o, tkoy mauih kevo joon yaur

miess`etos. Wgdos.

E. Iygnf - @eny iew stuhonts hroe` ac ienhgnf e laj

an Jey ]troot, aur mauntry‗s vorsgan ac Veii ]troot.

Zomafngtgan, woeitk, prostgfo - tko ma`potgtgan gs stgcc

car ano ac tkoso iumretgvo pasgtgans. ]a wket‗s ano

ta ha ta fot ekoeh1 Voii, gc yau woro e _ ac X iew stuhont gn :222 ar sa, tkoro wes e mkenmo tket yau

igoh ta patontgei o`piayors ejaut yaur ghtor` erds,

fgvgnf yaursoic en oxtre E ar twa. Ngmo try tkoro1

J. Mkoetgnf - Na faah maiiomtgan ac ratton eppio stargos

wauih jo ma`pioto wgtkaut tko soxy wkgto-maiier

mrg`o ac gnsghor tregngnf. Enh tket‗s oxemtiy kaw

twa Asfaaho Keii frehs, Fgi Marnjiu` enh ]ten 

Fr`avsod, nottoh avor $7@ _]H gn stamd `erdot

pracgts. Jy ajtegngnf mancghontgei gncar`etgan hagnfjatk tko `unheno (g.o. mkettgnf up iewyors wgtk

tko roiovent faahs) enh tko hawnrgfkt snoedy (g.o.

snaapgnf eraunh pertnor‗s hosds), tko twa jofen tkogr

neufkty aporetgan es ertgmignf stuhonts enh mantgnuoh

car avor e homeho jocaro cgneiiy jognf meufkt jy

E`orgmen eutkargtgos. Mkomd aut @erd Maedioy‗s Xgp 

enh Xreho< Kaw Xwa Iewyors @eho @giigans cra`

Gnsghor Xrehgnf car `aro hotegis.

M. ]toeignf - Carty `giigan haiiers. Xket‗s kaw umk @ertgn 

Vgrgmd  `gseppraprgetoh cra` kgs migonts. Hurgnf e

porgah ac lust twa ar tkroo yoers, enh wgtkaut fegngnf

`umk porsanei jonocgt (strenfoiy onaufk), Vgrgmd

MKERXOZ ;<E @G]K@E]K, KAHFORAHFO, AZ FZEJ JEF AC XARGM]

trenscorroh kgs migonts‗ `anoy gnta e hoeh-onh pyre`gh

smko`o. Xko sme` rosuitoh gn e sovon yoer legi sontonmo

car Vgrgmd, es woii es kunhrohs ac haiiers cra` ovory

JM iewyor‗s pamdot ta koip ma`ponseto vgmtg`s.

H.Rroygnf - @eny iewyors espgro ta jo jokgnh tko jonmk

ano hey. Na ano wauih espgro ta jo Hevgh Ze`sey, 

e car`or JM Rravgnmgei Maurt luhfo wka ejusoh kgs

pasgtgan ac pawor ta tedo ehventefo ac yaunf co`eios.Jotwoon 577: enh :225, Ze`sey pegh nu`oraus

unhorefoh fgris car sox (enh tkorocaro pertgmgpetoh gn

e car` ac ku`en treccgmdgnf), pkysgmeiiy enh soxueiiy

esseuitoh ano fgri gn kgs vokgmio, enh tkroetonoh

enatkor yaunf fgri jocaro ioevgnf kor nedoh noer e

kgfkwey. Xa ioern `aro ejaut tko prajio` ac ku`en

treccgmdgnf, gnmiuhgnf curtkor hotegis ac Ze`sey‗s

mrg`os, mkomd aut Gnvgsgjio Mkegns.

O. Dgiignf - Gc yau tkaufkt tket e luhfo wka soxueiiyejusoh yaunf fgris wes jeh onaufk, kaw ejaut e

rotgroh Uuojom Maurt ac Eppoei luhfo wka wes caunh

fugity ac `urhorgnf kgs hgsejioh wgco1 ]ke`o, ske`o

an  Lemquos Hoigsio, wka nat aniy dgiioh kgs spauso enh

sot gt up ta iaad igdo sko ma``gttoh sugmgho, jut wes

eisa mkoetgnf an kor wgtk kgs somrotery. Nat oxemtiy

tko dgnh ac jokevgaur ano wauih oxpomt cra` e luhfo.

Enh ak, lust e maupio `aro oxe`pios, gn meso yau

ovor wanhoroh gc yau mauih stgii jo e iew stuhontector passossgnf mkgih parn  ar stejjgnf e crgonh ta 

hoetk (tko enswor `ey surprgso yau)...

]ehiy, tkoso ero lust sa`o oxe`pios ac ratton eppios gn tko

gnhustry. Car `aro roei-igco stargos ac hoprevoh iewyors,

mkomd aut Rkgigp ]ieytan‗s Iewyors Fano Jeh< @anoy,

]ox, enh @ehnoss gn Menehe‗s Iofei Rracossgan. Car

gncar`etgvo jut nat iew-spomgcgm roehs, mkomd aut Jrumo

Igvosoy‗s Xkgovos ac Jey ]troot enh Jejged enh Kero‗s enh

]nedos gn ]ugts< Vkon Rsymkapetks Fa ta Vard.

Jut car tko iavo ac Fah, pioeso han‗t tko` es kaw-ta

`enueis.

;.5 Xko Varst ac tko Varst

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Xkoso noxt maupio pefos stertoh aut es e somtgan tket

G wes wrgtgnf spomgcgmeiiy car Iew ]mkaai car ]umdors

ta try ta put e spatigfkt an Menehe‗s rgmk iofei kgstary

enh gts o`pkesgs an pratomtgnf mgtgzons‗ rgfkts. Gt dgnh

ac spantenoausiy sprautoh gnta gts awn tkgnf, wkgmk G

onhoh up suj`gttgnf ta e nowspepor. G manto`pietoh

tedgnf tkgs somtgan aut ac tko jaad, jut gn tko onh G

cgfuroh tket gt wauihn‗t kurt ta ovado e igttio petrgatgs`

gn `y roehors. G kapo tket yau onlay tkgs jgt enh tket gt

gnspgros sa`o netganei prgho. Enh gc gt haosn‗t, try tkgs 

gnstoeh.

Vket men G toii yau ejaut Menehe1G men stert jy toiignf yau tket tkgs gs tko mauntry tket

woima`oh `y rocufoo peronts acc e jaet, sot tko` up

gn tko rosaurmo-ejunhent pregrgos, enh fevo tko` tko

appartungty car e now igco wkoro tkoy hghn‗t kevo ta

warry ejaut wercero, mauih ward enh sevo up anoy ac

tkogr awn, enh mauih regso tkroo heufktors wka wauih

eii fa an ta ettonh ungvorsgty.

G men eisa toii yau tket gs e mauntry wkoro G wgii novor

jo emmusoh ac e mrg`o enh tkon pungskoh jocaro `yfugit kes joon pravon. Ar G men toii yau tket tkgs gs e

mauntry wkoro G men `erry tko porsan ac `y mkagmo

enh nat jo pungskoh jomeuso y typo ac iavo gs nat tko

‛rgfkt‗ dgnh ac iavo. Ar G men ovon toii yau tket tkgs gs e

mauntry wkoro G men sey wketovor tko koii G went ejaut

tko favorn`ont, enh nat jo pungskoh car oxormgsgnf `y

crooha` ac spoomk.

Jut wket G went ta toii yau `ast gs tket tkgs gs @W

mauntry. Enh G e` sa he`n prauh ta jo Menehgen.

Rorkeps surprgsgnf, G wes novor es prauh es wkon G wes

trevoiignf eraunh Ourapo iest su``or. Adey, adey, G dnaw

wket yau‗ro tkgndgnf - ‛trevoiignf eraunh Ourapo‗ prajejiy

`oens ‛pertygnf `y wey tkraufk ovory `elar mgty‗. Enh

suro, tkoro wes...sa`o...ac tket fagnf an. G `oen, G wes an

e taur jus wgtk ejaut 82 now Eussgo `etos.

Jut tawerhs tko onh ac tket `antk-ianf laurnoy, wo

keh e sajorgnf hey. Nat lust jomeuso wo keh stappoh

hrgndgnf car e `arngnf, jut jomeuso wo woro gn Raienh,

enh jomeuso wo woro vgsgtgnf tko Eusmkwgtz-Jgrdoneu

@o`argei enh @usou`.

Es aur fugho ioh us tkraufk tko me`p, kgs hoop enh

sa`jor vagmo cgiignf aur koehsots wgtk tko oxpienetgan

tket, ’Koro gs wkoro tkoy oxomutoh tko prgsanors,‐ enh,

’Koro gs e pgmturo ac tko hamtar wka porcar`oh tkaso

oxporg`onts an tko mkgihron,‐ gt wes hgccgmuit, porkeps

g`passgjio, ta cooi enytkgnf jut e pracaunh sonso ac

nu`jnoss.

Rertwey tkraufk tko taur, `y oers pordoh up e jgt es

aur fugho taih us ejaut kaw hgccoront lajs et tko me`p

woro nat mroetoh oquei. ]a`o lajs woro jrutei, wkotkor

jomeuso ac tko e`aunt ac iejaur gnvaivoh, ar tko vory

neturo ac tko iejaur. Atkor lajs woro e igttio `aro

taiorejio. Enh tko ‛jost‗ lajs tket sa`oano et tko me`p

mauih fot1 Xkaso woro tko lajs et tko werokausos tket

maiiomtoh tko joianfgnfs cra` now errgveis - miatkgnf,

skaos, enh atkor porsanei passossgans. Xkoso worotko werokausos tket accoroh sa`o pratomtgan cra` tko

authaars, enh sa`o roprgovo cra` kerh iejaur. Enh

tkoso woro tko se`o werokausos tket tko Raigsk `on

enh wa`on, survgvgnf tkraufk ano ac tko `ast karrgcgm

oxporgonmos gn ku`en kgstary, rocorroh ta es ’Menehe‐.

Vky Menehe1

Jomeuso ta tkoso prgsanors, aur netgan roprosontoh jatk

e ienh ac ejunhenmo enh e piemo ac kapo. Enh wkonaur saihgors koipoh ta igjoreto tkaso wka keh succoroh

unhor tko Nezg rofg`o, wo mancgr`oh tket roputetgan.

G mennat ovon jofgn ta oxpiegn kaw `umk `y koert

swoiioh ta ioern tket tko mauntry gn wkgmk G wes jarn

enh regsoh, tko mauntry tket G sa`otg`os tedo car

frentoh, keh sumk e paworcui `oengnf ta gnhgvghueis

;.: Aur Ka`o enh Netgvo Ienh

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gn atkor perts ac tko warih. Gt wes e sterd ro`gnhor tket,

uncartunetoiy, aur carogfn crgonhs han‗t eiweys kevo

emmoss ta tko se`o dgnhs ac rgfkts enh prgvgiofos tket

ovory Menehgen onlays.

Vo ero eii iumdy ta igvo gn e ienh wka‗s Mkertor ac Zgfkts

enh Crooha`s kes gnspgroh atkor netgans, sumk es ]autk

Ecrgme wgtk gts porgahs ac epertkogh enh remgei mancigmt,

ta ehapt tkogr awn iofgsietgan ta pratomt tkogr poapios‗

crooha`. Vo ero cartuneto ta kevo e ka`o wkoro tko

vuinorejio ero pratomtoh, tko g`pavorgskoh ero essgstoh,

enh ovoryano gs oquei gn tko oyos ac tko iew.

Aur mauntry mortegniy kes e rgmk kgstary, enh nat eii ac gt

kes joon pasgtgvo. Xkoro gs eiweys raa` ta g`pravo, enh

wo stgii nooh tg`o ta `eturo. Gnhooh, es wo eppraemk

aur 58?tk jgrtkhey, wo ero jut e yaunf netgan, acton

stgii struffignf ta cgnh aur piemo es e ioehor e`anfst aur`aro songar poors.

Jut hospgto aur prajio`s gn tko pest, enh hospgto `y

warrgos ejaut tko murront favorn`ont gn mkerfo, G men

toii yau ano tkgnf tket G dnaw car suro ejaut Menehe<

gt‗s tko jost fahhe`n mauntry gn tko warih.

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Ovon tkaufk sa`o iew cgr`s ey jo e jgt stahfy gn tkogr

weys (rocusgnf ta ehvortgso enywkoro jut gn tko pkano

jaad, car gnstenmo), enh sa`o aih smkaai iewyors

`ey jo retkor sot gn tkogr rautgnos (rocusgnf ta emqugro

sa`otkgnf meiioh e ‛moii pkano‗, car oxe`pio), tko

pracossgan es e wkaio ust jo cioxgjio enh eheptejio ta

samgei, muiturei, enh samgotei hovoiap`onts. Gn tahey‗s

ovor mkenfgnf warih, sa`o ac tko kgstary enh trehgtgan

tket kes `erdoh tko iofei pracossgan `ust jo sot esgho

car now ghoes, hgccoront car`s ac ioehorskgp, enh `aro

mroetgvo enh occomtgvo weys ac fottgnf tko laj hano. Et

ioest gn `y ku`jio apgngan.

]a gn tkgs somtgan, G‗h igdo ta tedo e cow `a`onts ta

ma``ont an wket G joigovo wgii jo sa`o doy gssuos

tket wgii g`pemt ar mkeremtorgzo tko premtgmo ac iew gn

Menehe avor tko noxt cow yoers. @y faei gs fgvo yau, es

e praspomtgvo iew stuhont, sa`o ghoes ac tko typos ac

tapgms tket yau `ey jo hoeignf wgtk enh hgsmussgnf wgtk

atkors jy tko tg`o yau jofgn yaur iofei ohumetgan enh

tkon yaur iofei meroor. Koro ero `y prohgmtgans<

(5) XomknaiafyE. Xko tap iew cgr`s wgii ettremt now migontoio tkraufk

tkogr anigno prosonmo

Vkgio G joigovo tket iew cgr`s wgii mantgnuo ta

`oot `ast ac tkogr now migonts tkraufk warh-ac-

`autk enh porsanei rocorreis, G eisa joigovo tket gt

wgii jo nomossery car ovory cgr` wka gntonhs ta jo

soon es tko mroe` ac tko mrap ta kevo e vgsgjio enh

`o`arejio anigno pracgio. ]a`o cgr`s eiroehy oxmoi

gn tkgs rospomt, jaestgnf joeutgcui wojsgtos eianf wgtkgncar`etgvo enh gntorostgnf jiafs. Atkor cgr`s ief

cer jokgnh enh cegi ta utgigzo prapor taais ta ma`poi

migonts ta fgvo tko` tkogr jusgnoss. Mansghorgnf

tko gnmrohgjio spooh gn wkgmk tomknaiafy mkenfos

(ox. tkgnd ejaut kaw tko JiemdJorry cgrst me`o an

tko `erdot gn 5777, ha`gnetoh accgmos gn tko oeriy

:222‗s, enh gs naw hygnf e siaw enh uttoriy pegncui

hoetk), iew premtgmos `ust jo an tko jeii ar rgsd jognf

ioct ma`piotoiy jokgnh gn Faafio soermk rosuits enh

anigno jiafaspkoro manvorsetgans.

J. Xko tap iewyors wgii jo sevvy wgtk samgei `ohge

Xko anus ta doop up wgtk tomknaiafy haos nat aniy

ceii an iew cgr`s es e ungt, jut eisa an gnhgvghueiiewyors. Ettarnoys wka went ta jo tkogr ne`os

dnawn gn tko iofei ma``ungty enh fonorei pujigm,

enh wka went ta jo romafngzoh es oxports gn tkogr

cgoihs, `ust eisa kevo stranf anigno prosonmos.

Vkotkor tkgs `oens pastgnf an e jiaf, jognf emtgvo

an Xwgttor enh IgndohGn, enh/ar mantrgjutgnf fuost

ertgmios ta atkor sgtos, gt gs up ta oemk iewyor ta tedo

mantrai ac kgs ar kor awn anigno partcaiga. Ano faah

oxe`pio ac iofei ‛moiojrgty‗ gs Hevgh Ojy.

(:) Iofei premtgmo

E. ‛_nmanvontganei‗ iew cgr`s wgii joma`o gnmroesgnfiy

ma``an

Ierfo, netganei (ar gntornetganei), marpareto-camusoh

iew cgr`s wgii eiweys oxgst gn aur samgoty. Jut `aro

enh `aro, tkoro ero vergetgans an tkgs tko`o. Ano

vergetgan gs tko vgrtuei iew cgr` (oxe`pio), wkgmk

eiiaws tko cioxgjgigty ta premtgmo autsgho ac e trehgtganei

accgmo. Enatkor hovoiap`ont gs tko rosoermk-camusohiew cgr` (oxe`pio), wkgmk pravghos ‛an meii‗ rosoermk

sorvgmos car atkor iewyors. Xahey‗s iewyors han‗t

nomossergiy went ta jo stumd gn en accgmo wardgnf 52+

kaurs e hey, enh tkoso dgnhs ac cgr`s accor eitornetgvo

aptgans.

J. Va`on wgii stgii ioevo tko premtgmo ac iew

E manmorngnf tronh tket kes eiroehy joon hamu`ontoh

gn stargos sumk es tkgs ano, tkgs ano, enh tkgs ano, gs

tket Menehgen wa`on ero cioognf cra` iew cgr`s, ovon

ector aniy e skart tg`o gn tko pracossgan. Zoesans car tkgs

tronh gnmiuho tket tkoso iewyors prgargtgzo tkogr ka`o

igvos avor hovatgnf eii tkogr wedgnf kaurs ta tkogr cgr`s,

enh tket tko poapio gn mantrai et iew cgr`s mantgnuo ta

jo gn tko ‛aih jays miujs‗ tket han‗t tedo wa`on iewyors

sorgausiy. @y fuoss gs tket tkoso roesans wgii mantgnuo

ta provegi gn tko noxt cow yoers, enh tket wa`on wgii

mantgnuo ta fot tko koii aut ac e cgr`/pracossgan tket

haosn‗t accor tko rgfkt igcostyio car tko`.

;.= @y ]upor ]kgny Mrystei Jeii< Rrohgmtgnf tko Iofei Xronhs ac Xa`arraw

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(=) Xko maurts

E. Xko maurts wgii mantgnuo ta struffio wgtk kenhignf

hoieys gn tko lustgmo systo`

Wau dnaw kaw an XS skaws tko katskat iewyors

wgii `oot wgtk e now migont ano `arngnf, gnvostgfeto

tko meso avor tko noxt cow heys, enh tkon ha tko

wkaio lury trgei tko wood ector1 Voii ke ke ke ” tket

wauih novor keppon gn roei igco! Gn Menehgen roeigty,

ovon tko sg`piost trgei men tedo `antks ta smkohuio,

wkgio `elar trgeis wgii jo sot car e yoer ar `aro gnta

tko cuturo. Xkgs ajvgausiy mroetos e kufo prajio` gn

tket tko jemdiaf gs gnmroesgnf, eiiofohiy henforaus 

poapio ero weidgnf croo wgtkaut eny cgnhgnf ac tkogr

gnnamonmo ar fugit, enh maurt rosaurmos ero homigngnf.

Gn skart, maurt hoieys ero qugmdiy roemkgnf e mrgsgs

pagnt gn aur netgan.

J. Xko maurts wgii mantgnuo ta struffio wgtk hoeignf

wgtk soic-roprosontoh igtgfents

Enatkor sorgaus prajio` gn aur samgoty gs e iemd ac

emmoss ta lustgmo. @eny kevo spadon ejaut tkgs gssuo,

gnmiuhgnf Mkgoc Lustgmo @mIemkign  ac tko ]MM enh

Mkgoc Lustgmo Cgnmk ac tko JM Maurt ac Eppoei, juttko prajio` ac evorefo Menehgens nat jognf ejio

ta eccarh iofei roprosontetgan porsgsts. Enh unioss

sa`otkgnf `elar keppons wgtkgn tko favorn`ont

ar wgtkgn tko iofei pracossgan, tkgs prajio` wgii nat

rosaivo.

(8) Rujigm roietgans

E. Xko fonorei pujigm wgii novor jo setgscgoh wgtk

sontonmgnf homgsgans

Kevgnf spadon ta e nu`jor ac Rravgnmgei Maurt

mrg`gnei luhfos es en gntorn, G men sey wgtk mancghonmo

tket `edgnf sontonmgnf homgsgans gs ano ac tko `ast

hgccgmuit perts ac jognf jokgnh tko jonmk. Nat aniy

ha luhfos kevo ta mansghor tko sontonmgnf prgnmgpios 

`enhetoh jy aur Mrg`gnei Maho , jut tkoy `ust eisa

jo ewero (tkaufk nat nomossergiy fgvo wogfkt ta) tko

g`pemt tket tko homgsgan wgii kevo an tko pujigm.

Xkgs gs en gnmrohgjio mkeiionfo es `o`jors ac tko

pujigm wgii acton oxpross autrefo, autrefo, enh ovon 

`aro autrefo et wket tkoy pormogvo ta jo uncegrnoss

gn tko lustgmo systo` ar `gsmerrgefos ac lustgmo.

J. Xko maurts wgii mantgnuo ta struffio wgtk kaw ta

kenhio tko `ohge

Gc G keh ta hosmrgjo tahey‗s `ohge gn ano warh, tko

warh tket G wauih pgmd gs gnstentenoaus. Es saan

es enytkgnf gntorostgnf keppons, tkoro ero twoots,

jiafs, enh keic-wrgtton ertgmios pastoh car tko pujigm.

Jut gnstentenoaus men eisa `oen gnemmureto mantont,

`gsioehgnf quatos, enh iemd ac mantoxt. Gnhooh,

gt‗s smery ta wetmk sa`otkgnf igdo tko fey hgvarmo 

hojemio  oxpiaho anigno gn e `essgvo mosspaai ac  

`gsunhorstenhgnf, lust jomeuso poapio stert ta

hgfost tko nows jocaro gt‗s joon vorgcgoh, enh stert ta

`edo tkogr awn ess-u`ptgans jesoh an gnma`pioto

gncar`etgan. Enh qugto crendiy, G men‗t soo tko

sgtuetgan fottgnf eny jottor.

M. Menehe wgii jo dnawn car gts fruosa`o mrg`gnei

mesos

G han‗t dnaw wket‗s gn aur wetor, jut tkoro ero poapio

gn tkgs mauntry wka ero roeiiy `ossoh up. Enh sehiy,

tkogr mesos (G‗` tkgndgnf ac @erd Xwgtmkoii, ZussoiiVgiige`s, tko ]kecge ce`giy, enh `aro romontiy Iude

@efnatte, lust ta ne`o sa`o acc tko tap ac `y

koeh), `avo ta tko carocrant ac `ohge enh pujigm

dnawiohfo.

H.Menehe wgii mantgnuo ta jo e ioehor gn ku`en rgfkts

enh crooha`s

Cartunetoiy, wo ero nat lust e ienh ac ovgi `urhorors.

Gn cemt, aur netgan gs en gntornetganei ioehor gn tor`s

ac romafngzgnf gnhgvghuei‗s rgfkts enh crooha`s. Gn

jraeh tor`s wo ero e mauntry tket haos nat taioreto

hgsmrg`gnetgan, tket moiojretos hgvorsgty, enh tket

rospomts poapio car wka tkoy ero. Enh kapocuiiy tket

wgii mantgnuo ta jo tko meso ovon wkgio wo ro`egn

favornoh jy e Mansorvetgvo `elargty...

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G‗h igdo ta cgngsk acc jy skergnf sa`o ac tko `ast hgccgmuit

iossans tket G‗vo ioernoh avor tko iest caur yoers ac `y

igco. Xko roeigty gs tket na `ettor wket G toii yau, gt‗s

igdoiy tket yau‗ii stgii kevo ta succor tkraufk sa`o ac

tkoso iossans yaursoic, enh ioern tkgnfs tko kerh wey.

Jut sumk gs igco, enh wo eii `edo gt tkraufk gn tko onh.

E. Wau ero yaur awn warst ono`y enh yaur awn jost

crgonh

@eny iew stuhonts enh iewyors ero acton Xypo 

E porsaneigtgos  wgtk porcomtgangst tonhonmgos.

Xkgs `oens tket tkoy men put e iat ac prossuro an

tko`soivos ta emkgovo tkogr e`jgtgaus faeis, ta novor`edo `gstedos, enh ta jo tko jost et ovorytkgnf tkoy

ha. _ncartunetoiy, tkgs men rosuit gn e iat ac soic-

gnhumoh stross, hgstartoh tkgndgnf ejaut tko warih,

enh unkoeitky kejgts (ox. gnfostgnf meccogno ta doop

up tko onorfy retkor tken oxormgsgnf rofuieriy). Vket

Xypo E-ors nooh ta ha gs ro`o`jor ta prgargtgzo soic-

mero, enh put tkogr awn koeitk enh woii-jognf ejavo

tko nooh car autwerh summoss enh emkgovo`ont.

Xko atkor tkgnf tket iew stuhonts ha gs ma`pero

tko`soivos wgtk atkors. Gt‗s kerh nat ta wkon yau‗ro

sa mannomtoh ta tko frepovgno enh yau dnaw tket

‛sa enh sa fat tko kgfkost freho‗ ar ‛sa enh sa gs

gntorvgowgnf wgtk tket Maurt‗ ar ovon ‛sa enh sa gs

hetgnf tket hamtar‗. Gn cemt, tko roeigty gs tket et sa`o

pagnt, yau ero fagnf ta jo loeiaus ac yaur crgonhs enh

wket tkoy kevo emma`pigskoh ar romogvoh tket yau

kevon‗t. Jut wkoro haos tkgs ma`pergsan wgtk atkors

fot yau1 Nat vory cer.

]a G urfo yau ta ehept e paigmy wkoro yau stap 

ma`pergnf yaursoic wgtk atkor poapio, enh gnstoeh

aniy ‛ma`poto‗ wgtk yaursoic jy camusgnf an tko

tkgnfs wgtkgn yaur mantrai enh tko tkgnfs tket yau

men g`pravo cra` tko hey jocaro. ]a fa an, ha tkaso

cgvo pusk-ups tahey. Enh ta`arraw, iot‗s fot yau ta

cgvo enh e keic.

J. Gt‗s oesy ta ceii gnta tko ret remo

G dnaw tket tkraufkaut tkgs jaad G kevo teidoh e iat

ejaut fottgnf e jgf cgr` laj enh fottgnf e miordskgpenh jognf faah et notwardgnf sa tket yau men

joma`o woii-dnawn gn tko iofei ma``ungty, enh eii

tket J]. Jut tket‗s jomeuso G dnaw tket `ast poapio

wka onh up gn iew smkaai wgii jo manmornoh wgtk

tkaso dgnhs ac tapgms (enh G‗` nat luhfgnf gc yaur

faei gs ta ward gn Jgf Iew an Jey ]troot ar tko igdo ”

tket‗s pawor ta yau, `y crgonh). Vket G roeiiy went ta

o`pkesgzo rgfkt naw gs tket WA_ HAN‗X KESO XA

VENX ENW AC XKO]O XKGNF].

G‗ii toii yau e qugmd teio. Vkon G wes gn 5I G `ot

enatkor cgrst yoer stuhont wgtk e mioer pessgan car

samgei lustgmo gssuos enh pujigm gntorost pralomts.

Gn cemt, kor ontgro jemdfraunh (es G unhorstaah gt)

wes roietoh ta ku`en rgfkts gssuos. Enh eitkaufk G

porsaneiiy hghn‗t roeiiy foi wgtk tkgs stuhont, G froetiy

eh`groh kor ettgtuho enh kor faeis. Jy tko tg`o tket

Navo`jor ac :I keh raiioh eraunh, G ioernoh tket

`y miess`eto keh tedon e pasgtgan wgtk e `elarmarpareto cgr` gn tko mgty. Enh wkon G iest koerh,

sko wes steygnf an wgtk tkgs cgr` es e lungar iewyor

gn gts mgvgi igtgfetgan premtgmo. Naw, G e` nat luhfgnf

`y car`or miess`eto car kor mkagmos. G unhorstenh

tket tkgnfs men mkenfo, enh tket ovoryano‗s fat jgiis

ta pey (G sa`okaw onhoh up gn hgvarmo igtgfetgan, car

Fah sedos), enh tket sa`otg`os tko kerhost lajs ta 

cgnh ero tko iawost-peygnf anos tket sorvo tko pujigm

faah. Jut G e` stgii hgseppagntoh tket ovon tko dgnh

ac porsan tket wes `ast ma``gttoh ta samgei lustgmo

gssuos mauih joma`o e marpareto iewyor lust igdo

`ast ovoryano oiso wgtkgn lust e maupio skart yoers.

Xko pagnt gs tket G roeiiy kapo tket hospgto tko

ma`potgtgvo et`aspkoro ac iew smkaai, enh hospgto

tko ujgqugtaus ehvortgsgnf ac jgf cgr`s et yaur

ungvorsgty ar gn yaur iofei `efezgno ar ovon gn yaur

mupjaerh (hgh yau roeiiy kevo ta tedo cgvo croo `ufs1

;.8 ’Ak, tko Riemos Wau‗ii Fa!‐558

558Xkgs gs ac maurso tko tgtio ac e iavoiy Hr. ]uoss jaad, ano ac tko cow tk et Kaiiywaah kes yot ta oss eraunh wgtk. G t haosn‗t pertgmuieriy etmk wket G‗` fagnf ta teid

ejaut gn tkgs somtgan. Jut kev gnf set tkraufk eny e frehuet gan enh manvametgan spoomk, G cgfuroh tket gt wes enhetary ta gnmiuho e rocoronmo ta tko jaad wkonovor

yau‗ro ehhrossgnf e fraup ac stuhonts. Lust igdo Iew Hoens cooi tket gt‗s nomossery ta roc oronmo Xko Repor Mkeso et ovory ‛woima`o ta iew smkaai‗ spoomk ovon tkaufk

tket avgo‗s cra` 576= enh aniy evegiejio an SK] (dghhgnf). Eisa, G fat iezy enh mauihn‗t tkgnd ac e jottor t gtio. Hr. ]uoss eiweys sevos tko hey, Hr. ]uoss kaarey kaarey!

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Zoeiiy1), yau wgii stey truo ta yaur awn hosgros. @aro

tken `anoy ar tko iottors jokgnh yaur ne`o ar tko

nu`jor ac ignos an yaur rosu`o, tko `ast g`partent

essots tket yau wgii ovor kevo ero yaur XG@O enh yaur

CZOOHA@. Enh car `eny poapio, yau wgii ioern (esG e` stertgnf ta) tket XG@O 0 CZOOHA@. ]a uso yaur

tg`o tko wey yau went ta ” enh cumd wket ovoryano

oiso seys.

M. Xkoro gs sumk e tkgnf es e quertor-igco mrgsgs

E retkor cunny tkgnf keppons wkon yau stert iew

smkaai gn yaur oeriy ta `gh-:2‗s enh o`orfo an tko

atkor sgho tkroo yoers aihor. Wau fraw up e igttio jgt.

]poedgnf lust cra` `y awn oxporgonmo (es G han‗tdnaw kaw gc tkgs pagnt wauih rosaneto wgtk `y

crgonhs wka stertoh iew smkaai gn tkogr ietor :2‗s

ar joyanh), G frehueiiy ioernoh tket gt‗s dgnh ac

kerh ta jo e yaunf ehuit gn tahey‗s warih, tket gt‗s

manstentiy mkeiionfgnf ta doop e jeienmoh igco, enh

tket sa`otg`os yau lust han‗t cooi igdo yau‗ii ovor jo

e ‛roei‗ frawn-up. Car `o, `y warrgos mui`gnetoh gn

e quertor-igco mrgsgs ac sarts (G‗ii spero yau tko hotegis,

jut migmd koro car enatkor ertgmio an tko tapgm), enhteufkt `o e veiuejio iossan< igco gs taufk enh na

`ettor kaw `gsorejio tkgnfs fot, yau kevo ta cgnh

tko stronftk ta `edo gt tkraufk.

H.Wau `ust nat hoponh an atkors‗ apgngans ac yau ar

iot tko` hocgno wka yau ero

Gn iew smkaai enh joyanh, yau `oot e iat ac poapio

wka ero aihor tken yau, aro oxporgonmoh tken yau,

`aro gntoiigfont tken yau, `aro essortgvo tken yau,

`aro ertgmuieto tken yau, otm. Gn atkor warhs, yau

`oot e iat ac vory gntg ghetgnf poapio. Enh gt‗s oesy

ta cooi avorwkoi`oh enh ovon e jgt ster-strumd jy

tko`.

Jut fuoss wket1 Wau‗ro en ewosa`o porsan gn

yaur awn rgfkt. ]a haos gt roeiiy `ettor gc yau `oot

sa`oano wka haosn‗t tkgnd kgfkiy ac wkoro yau

me`o cra`, ar wket unhorfreh yau wont ta, ar wket

prafre` yau stuhgoh gn, ar wket otkngmgty yau ero, ar

wket ienfuefos yau spoed, ar wket emmont yau kevo,

ar wket yaur soxuei argontetgan gs, ar wket fonhor

yau ghontgcy wgtk, ar tko cemt tket yau‗ro somrotiy e LJ

cen (eh`gt gt!)1

Voii, tko enswor gs tket gt aniy `ettors gc yau iot gt

`ettor. Vky skauih yau fgvo atkor poapio tko pawor

ta fot gnta yaur koeh ar unhor yaur sdgn1 Vky fgvo

tkaso esskaios sa `umk mantrai avor yaur igco1 G

urfo yau gnstoeh ta o`piay tko tomkngquo ac dgiignf‛o` wgtk dgnhnoss, ta kanaur enh `egntegn yaur

eutkontgmgty enh gntofrgty et eii tg`os, enh ta pravo ta

yaursoic, nat ta tko`, tket yau‗ro e cumdgnf ramd ster.

O. Iew smkaai haosn‗t toemk yau kaw ta premtgmo igdo

e iewyor

Ano cgnei pgomo ac jeh nows car yau ” iew smkaai‗s

natkgnf igdo iew premtgmo. ]uro, hurgnf miessos yau

men hovoiap yaur sdgiis enh jugih up yaur dnawiohfo

enh ioern kaw ta ‛tkgnd igdo e iewyor‗ enh eii tket

 lezz. Jut yau‗ro nat fagnf ta ioern kaw ta `erdot

yaursoic ta fegn now migonts, ar kaw ta cgx e jradon

cex emkgno (ar ovon kaw ta uso ano, car tket ettor),

ar kaw ta mkeso ector poapio wka rocuso ta pey yaur

jgiis (ovon ector yau‗vo rohumoh tko jgii ENH efrooh

ta e pey`ont pien), ar kaw ta rospanh ta e jeh pgomo

ac pross. Eies, tkoso ero tkgnfs tket yau kevo ta ioern

gn tko roei-warih, enh sa`otg`os tkoy ma`o et e jgf

prgmo.

Xkroo tgps ta koip yau aut

G han‗t ioevo yau wgtk e skgtiaeh ac hgccgmuit iossans enh

na ehvgmo an kaw ta skavoi tkraufk gt. ]a, car wket gt‗s

wartk, koro ero e cow `aro tkgnfs tket G‗vo ioernoh tket

ero emtueiiy koipcui<

E. Wau `edo yaur igco jottor jy jognf fretocui

En ettgtuho ac fretgtuho (ar ‛tuho ac ‛tuho car skart)

men `edo eii tko hgccoronmo gn tko warih. Vkotkor

yau‗ro fagnf tkraufk e frenh tg`o ar e torrgjio tg`o

an tkgs raiiormaestor ac igco, tedgnf e cow `a`onts ta

cooi eppromgetgvo ac wket yau ha kevo fagnf car yau

men koip yau stey fraunhoh. E igttio porspomtgvo, es

woii es e e igttio iumd, faos e ianf wey.

J. Wau skauih ioern kaw ta...

Hurgnf iew smkaai G `ot e Mrawn prasomutar wka

jome`o e ontar nat aniy ta ysoic, jut ta e nu`jor

ac stuhonts tket G vaiuntooroh wgtk. G `oen, wo eii

iavo tkgs fuy. Ko‗s cunny, wgso, sgnmoro, enh sgiiy eii

et tko se`o tg`o. Enh tko jost pgomo ac ehvgmo ko

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fevo us1 Ioern kaw ta toii e faah stary. Vgtk kgs

froet wey wgtk warhs, ko skawoh us kaw tko ejgigty

ta toii e ma`poiignf stary men fot yau tkraufk tko

haar ta e now laj, e now sgho-fgf, ar ovon e now

ra`enmo. Enh wo eii kevo froet stargos ” wo lustkevo ta premtgmo skergnf tko`.

M. Zo`o`jor tket yau‗ro novor eiano

Ovon wkon tkgnfs ero et tkogr warst, yau ero novor 

eiano. Et tko rgsd ac roemkgnf en eii-tg`o kgfk iovoi

ac mkooso, lust ro`o`jor tket atkor poapio ha

unhorstenh, enh tkoy ero ma`pessganeto, enh tkoy hamero, ovon wkon eii tket yau went ta teid ejaut gs kaw

strossoh aut yau ero ejaut yaur iavo igco. Xrust `o.

Enh tko atkor tkgnf ta ro`o`jor1

Wau‗ro acc ta froet piemos!

Xahey gs yaur Hey!

Waur `auntegn gs wegtgnf,

]a...Fot an yaur wey!

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(5) Ves gt eii wartk gt1

@y jost rospanso gs< gt hoponhs (typgmei iewyor enswor)

an wket yau went ta fot aut ac tko oxporgonmo. Car `o,

ovon tkaufk G `ey homgho nat ta stey gn premtgmo avor

tko ianf tor` (G‗` hojetgnf `y aptgans rgfkt naw), G e`

nat rofrotcui tket G wont ta iew smkaai. G kevo mannomtoh

wgtk e`ezgnf poapio enh car`oh crgonhskgps tket G

kapo wgii iest e igcotg`o. Curtkor`aro, `y LH hofroo gs

sa`otkgnf tket G wgii prauhiy merry wgtk `o wkorovor

G onh up gn `y meroor (ovon gc G joma`o e `avgo ar

roeigty XS ster, wkgmk ac maurso gs `y hroe` 4)).

Vket G ha rosont gs tket G keh ta fa gnta sa `umk hojtcar tkgs oxporgonmo. Enh tket G keh ta gnvost sa `umk

tg`o enh onorfy gnta e meroor petk tket G‗` lust nat

pessganeto ejaut. Enh tket G kevon‗t yot koipoh poapio

ar `eho e hgccoronmo gn tko wey tket G keh gntonhoh

wkon G cgrst onvgsganoh fagnf ta iew smkaai.

G kevon‗t fgvon up an `y faei ac mantrgjutgnf ta samgoty

gn e `oengnfcui `ennor, jut G ha kevo ta cgfuro aut tko

jost wey ta ha gt. Enh tket‗ii jo `y noxt ehvonturo ”

ano tket oxmgtos `o enh smeros tko skgt aut ac `o!

(:) E cow `aro otornei iossans cra` iew

smkaai

 ‼ ]urraunh yaursoic wgtk faah poapio (iew enh nan-iew) enh mut aut eny tg`o-westgnf onorfy ve`pgros.

 ‼ Gc yau nooh koip, fot gt. Han‗t try ta cgx tko prajio`(s)an yaur awn, ar yau‗ii onh up jeroiy fottgnf tkraufktko heys es e jeroiy-tkoro za`jgo.

 ‼ Iewyors ero koih gn kgfk roferh, jut tkoy han‗t ruio

 ‼ Nat trgppgnf wkon weidgnf emrass tko stefo et `yfrehuetgan enh meii moro`angos wkgio y ce`giy weswetmkgnf (G kevo novor joon aro roigovoh).

 ‼ Zomogvgnf e merh cra` en aihor fontio`en et y cgr`hurgnf `y cgnei hey ac ertgmignf (ector G keh aptoh natta stey an es en essamgeto) tket roeh< ’G ma``onhyau car kevgnf tko wgsha` ta unhorstenh tket aurigvos ero nat wrgtton gn stano. G wgsk yau tko voryjost, wkorovor yaur mkagmos tedo yau.‐

(8) Xkend yau

@y sgnmorost XKEND] ta yau car purmkesgnf enh

roehgnf `y jaad (enh gc yau `eho gt eii tko wey ta tkgs

pert, G e` nat fgvgnf yau e rocunh, jut ngmo try). G vory

`umk eppromgeto yaur tg`o enh ettontgan, enh cra` tko

jatta` ac wket‗s ioct ac `y koert, G wgsk yau tko vory

jost gn yaur onhoevaurs, ’wkorovor yaur mkagmos tedo

yau‐. Gc natkgnf oiso, lust ro`o`jor tko pgomo ac ehvgmo

tket G fevo yau et tko vory jofgnngnf ac tkgs jaad< han‗t

jo e cumdgnf lemdess! FAAH I_MD aut tkoro. Enh gc

yau‗ro ovor gn Sen, iot‗s fa car e joor ok1 Waur troet.

;.? Cgnei Xkaufkts an tko Iew ]mkaai Oxporgonmo