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this is a great poem dont lookk at me shut up
There was an Old Man of NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.His daughter, called Nan,Ran away with a man,And as for the bucket, Nantucket.- AnonymousThere was a young lady of LuccaWhose lovers completely forsook her;She ran up a tree And said "Fiddle-de-dee!"Which embarrassed the people of Lucca.- Edward LearThere was a Young Lady whose chinResembled the point of a pin:So she had it made sharp,And purchased a harp,And played several tunes with her chin.- Edward LearFew thought he was even a starter;There were many who thought themselves smarter,But he ended a PMCH and OMAn earl and a Knight of the Garter.- Clement AttleeThere once was a man from PeruWho had a lot of growing up to do,He�d ring a doorbell,then run like hell,Until the owner shot him with a .22.- AnonymousA bather whose clothing was strewedBy winds that left her quite nudeSaw a man come alongAnd unless we are wrongYou expected this line to be lewd.- Anonymous