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Table of ContentsPg. 1­2 Blame

Pg. 3­4 I Do Things

Pg. 5 I’m Filipino

Pg.6­7 Letter To Wind

Pg. 8 Lost Jacket

Pg. 9­15 It’s Kinda Possible

Pg. 16 ­ 18 Random

Pg. 19­21 The City

Pg. 22­24 Planets

Pg. 25 Unexpected

Pg. 26­27 Wayne Theibaud

Pg. 28 My Bike

Pg. 29 The City

Pg. 30 Wayne Theibaud

Pg. 31 Chance

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BLAMEWhy do I always get the blame? I always get blamed for things I did not do. If something is spilled orsomething is messy it is always me who gets the blame. If I was sitting on the couch then my brother sitson it and makes it messy for some reason I was the last one the couch. If the door was left unlocked it issomehow me when I left the house first. It is very frustrating and irritating getting a lot of blame. It reallygets on my nerves and gets me pissed. My parents always get mad if I’m out late,which is like 11 at thelatest. My brothers on the other hand can stay out too however long they want.

                                                         Act 1Dad:Why is the table messy?! Harrison why is the couch messy?Harrison:I don’t know. Robert was at the table last.Dad: Robert why is the table messy.Robert: I don’t know. It was probably Harrison.Dad: Harrison clean it up.Harrison: But I didn’t even…..Dad: I don’t care clean it up.Harrison: Fine.LaterDad: Why is everything on the floor?Harrison: It was Robert.Dad:Why didn’t you clean it up?Harrison: Because it’s his mess.

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Dad:God, now I have to clean it up.Harrison:OkLaterDad:WHY IS THE HOUSE MESSY?!!!!! Harrison why did you make the house messy?!Harrison:It wasn’t meDad: Your home so yea you didHarrison:YOU KNOW WHAT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME!!!? BLAME SOMEONEELSE!!!!!Dad:FINE,But you should have cleaned it up!!!

Act 3Getting blame can be really annoying,but when you always get blamed on you just want to justgo to sleep and get away and clear your mind and have no stress. I get blamed for things mybrother does like if i come home and start doing homework my dad says why aren’t you finished.My brother stays up till almost midnight a lot finishing his homework because he was hanging outor something. I always get some sort of lecture for staying up till 9 to finish homework. When heknow my brother is up at 12 Monday morning he doesn’t care. He had the all weekend to finishhis homework. I would finish mine on Saturday.

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I Do ThingsI am a guy who likes to bikeA guy who play basketballI who hates stubbornnessI am a guy who has brothersWho hates to failI am a guy who builds things

I am a guy who fixes thingWho likes scienceI am a guy likes to be freeI am a guy who likes to runI am a guy who wants to do better

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I Am FILIPINO

Just because I’m FilipinoIt doesn't mean I’m shortDoesn’t mean I’m darkDoesn’t mean I’m poorDoesn’t mean I like Filipino shows or music

Just because I’m FilipinoIt doesn’t mean I’m cheapDoesn’t mean I’m crazyDoesn’t mean I’m stupidJust because you’re mean doesn’tmean I am

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Dear Wind ,I think I killed someone . I didn’t know what to do. I

was, I knew I should’ve been somewhere else, but it seemedlike no one was there. I was trying to go really fast and youknow the rest. I brought his dead body somewhere in themiddle of the ocean. I let the body sink down somewhere to thebottom of the sea. It was a few weeks ago when I moved thebody. It’s probably rotting by now. I’m hiding in the secretplace so I’m safe for now.

If people find out that I killed someone they’ll come and killme or put me in prison. It is a big risk if you help me hideor run away. If you get caught they will do the same to youthat they will do to me. If you come to find me be careful. Ifyou get caught helping me I might not be able to break you outof jail. When people find out I’m breaking you out they willup their game on trying to find us. If they catch us afterthat they’ll probably kill us. We just have to hide, but wecan’t forever.

I’m telling you this because the cops and what not are on tome. I need your help now. I need your help to just help getout of this country. It’s very dangerous though so we can alsotry to hideout here. On the news there was one thing to. thebody hit a submarine while they were resurfacing. They foundthe body on the top of the submarine. Now the police areinvestigating.

Your friend,Big Spikey

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LOST

One day a boy name Rob lost his jacket when he wasin the park. When he found out he didn’t have hisjacket he looked everywhere for it. When Rob gaveup looking for it he decided when he got he wouldtell his parents he lost his jacket. On the way homehe got cold so Rob ran home to keep him warm.When he got home dinner was ready and his familyate. During dinner Rob told his parents that he losthis jacket at the park .

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It’s Kinda PossibleHe was running through the streets faster than lightingBut she was faster than the speed of lightThe tall man was slower than a turtleThe fat man was heavier than a boulderThe skinny man was skinnier than a twigThe muscle man had the strength of one thousand menThe bike was as light as a featherHe was as hard as a rock

She was scarier than HalloweenShe was hotter than the sunHer face was like the sun it hurts everyone's eyesHe was hairier than a monkey

He was a human calculatorHer skin was as soft as silkThey won a million championship gamesHis face was fatter than a balloonHe was fatter than a bloated hippoHe ate like a crazy gorillaShe was smarter than EinsteinIt was the biggest thing everHe was hotter than the sunHe was as blue as the seaThe fatty was colder than iceHe was sweating like a waterfall

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RANDOM STUFFHis hair was as fluffy as cotton candyHis breath smelled so bad people looked forward to his fartHe was as hot as an ovenShe was bigger than a bearHe was stronger than the HulkHulk is as tough as nailsThat tree is as old as George WashingtonThe computer is as fast as lightingHe was louder than the big bangIt was as white as snowHe was as black as nightShe was like Rocky out there

The cheetah was as fast as lightCarbon is as light as a featherHe was a human calculatorThe chicken was as round as a circleThe dog ate like a fat manHer hair was as soft as silkShe was as loud as hornHe was stingier than than the greedy kingGold is brighter than the sunPluto is like an atom to the other planetsThe piece of chocolate was blacker than nightThe red balloon was flashier than the sun

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THE CITYA long time ago there used to be a city of joy and happiness.Everything was go well and people were so happy with life, butsomething was coming and nobody knew about it. People wereblinded by happiness. They thought nothing bad would everhappen, but one man wanted to show the people how everyoneelse in the world lived. The man had a group of people whohelped him turn the city to chaos.Their goal was to show them how everyone else lived. One daybefore noon the man attacked a festival his let out tear gasall over the festival. The whole city watched in terror. Thewhole city was scared of what happened at the festival. Manypeople were really cautious they stayed inside kept their kidsout of school. The man hacked the news station and was oneveryones television. He told the city that his group iscalled the Bubbles He gave a speech that said that there wouldbe more attacks if the rest of the world did not get help. Thepeople of the city talked they said the rest of the worldshould not get their help. It is their fault that they areliving a bad life. Then the next week the Bubbles set fire tomany buildings. People started to realize that the attackswould be getting worst. Still they did not learn their lesson.Next they broke the city dam. The city was flooded. The citytook a long time to clean up everything. After they cleaned uptheir city they helped the rest the world. The world thankedthe Bubbles ever since then. After a few years the whole worldwas happy and cleaned up. People never were selfish theylearned to help others and be nice. The whole world looks upto the Bubbles.

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 PLANETSIt was said that the dinosaurs were not killed by a giantasteroid, but by a war between planets. Both planets hadsuperpowered people. Some were able to create fire,controlwater. Some had super strength,super speed. There were manysuper powers. The leader of one world became greedy to becomeeven more powerful. He was able to absorb most powers,butwould lose the previous power. At first before he becamegreedy he was just on a journey to find a very powerfulsuperpower. Then one day someone spoke to him and said that hewould be able to absorb one power and keep as many as hewanted. someone had this power and was unaware of it. The manwanted the power so much that he announced that whoever hadthis power should come out and let him have it. Everyone onhis planet agreed only because they were under mind control.Everyone on the Earth said one should have only one powerotherwise they would be outcasted. Since the Earth peoplewould not let him have the power he waged a war that lastedfor 205 years. If you had a superpower you would live forabout 500 years. In the last years of the war it was thehardest both sides have ever fought. The good side wereoutnumbered in the last year 1,000,000 to 15,000,000. Theymade a plan that they would all use their powers to make abomb and wipe out everyone who had super powers. They knew itwould kill most on Earth and the other planet, but they had tostop the greedy man. So they baited the greedy man on to Earthwith the girl who had the power he wanted and surprised himand his army with a big bang. Earth was covered in dust for a

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long time blocking out sun and making earth cold. The bomb theEarth people made killed a lot of Earth’s population. Allsuperpowered people were gone.

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UNEXPECTEDOne day I was walking and wasn’t looking where I was going. Then I fell. I hadrealized that I had accidentally somehow got my foot stuck in a wastebasket. I feltvery embarrassed and felt stupid. Some people walking by were laughing. It wasvery humiliating. I tried over and over to pull my foot out of the wastebasket. I gotit stuck in for good. I then walked over to my friends house to see if I could gethelp. We tried and tried again, but my foot wouldn’t come out and the harder wetried my foot would start hurting. I then walked home. After a long walk home Iwent into my garage to my hacksaw out and started sawing. After about thirtysecond I cut through the plastic and got my foot out. I was very relieved and washappy that I finally got my foot out.

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Wayne Theibaud

Wayne Theibaud can make eye popping pop art.He was born toMormon parents on November 15, 1920 in Mesa,Arizona. When hewas six months old he moved to Long Beach, California. Onesummer when he was in high school he apprenticed at WaltDisney Pictures making inbetweeners of Goofy, Pinocchio, andJiminy Cricket. From 1938 to 1949 he worked as a cartoonistand designer in California and New York. He spent time in NewYork City during 1956­57 where he became friends with ElaineWillem de Kooning and Franz Kline and was influenced by theseabstractionists. During this time he began a series ofpaintings based on images of food displayed in window and hefocused on their shape. In 1961 he became friends art dealerAllan Stone. Stone was his dealer until he died in 2006. AfterStone died Wayne’s son Paul Thiebaud took over as his artdealer. In 1962 Theibaud’s work was included in thehistorically important and groundbreaking “New Painting ofCommon Objects”. Wayne was presented with the National Medalsof Arts in 1994.

Wayne was influenced by a few of his students becomingsuccessful artists.Fritz Scholder became a major influencein the direction of American Indian art through Theubaud’sinstructions.

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Another man said that Theibaud was his mentor and from his teachings he became a professional artist.

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