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— HARRISONBUgG, VIRGINIA, MAY 5,1928'

Juniors Will Present TheijK I Yearly Performance Tonight

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PreSenjaiiaji To

Daisies Foretell jumojrDay ,;

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Reed Hall

. TWO ONE ACT PLAYS ARE CLEVER AND FULL or (MOD IU'MOR

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.talked A','7:1 p this moinintt as everyone

I into Harrison^'Hall. fefa :WIW

Juniors- Represented W^ **!| ^iains "»«"«*$• ■'» aga ??.' • * : • _+iiiit around- the lobby. Present';,'

In Camp&r Aetivities

••L-; tag**. • The Junior-class is well represent*

or- in practically all of the.-organiza- tions, .diibs,.,ar,(l *$<iulies on the eam-

Sojfte nne. exclaimed: "It's Daisy Day, The:.!'.d!v Jir:i..VH have l.i^i 'abroad (lu'rip.y the night and feft -their dais-,

lijpng as," Rut a funny thing ".-as that no me could find any of 'the Juniors. Wlv-r.- --rd'they all. bft?

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NUMBER 30

av D'aj Celebrati^i Is Beaut if ul and Color ful One

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iLiLft Hail Float! I Large Crowd Sees ?

Again at Festival; C*l>en Air May Day Exercises

For the third tiirie" jiarrisorihurg j Slate Teachers College is participat- ing in'the annual celebration -of the!

_...,... „ ... . '., tcalry" all other i^W # ?***%[ r tfat Juniors in

performance -of -the yeart Walter Reed Hall at -v HWRS hss: hen working

' id fbf q Jte ; Joint* fo.tJWfcige-esr.'s'.iccesr ever, frfte Jufciws art resenting .something dif* fereht from anything-that has-been'

.pus. I.'hoy are participants- in the That was' tK . .- 9 v! Ha! Ha! thev: JJhenandoah App,e Blossom Festival,; various litqrary .societies and pract- (01 M ^« '" W tifeejk aScil" Winchester' V****] ically all other -organraalK.ns. Among. TJje Juniors however, appeared on I* B™ "!e colK'c' won setond Prize

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LUCY DAVIS CROCKED THE' QL'EEN Of THE MAY '

AMID SPLENDOR"

JjjS/.- Leo.--.nide Jlarrisi. . Mildred' Rhodeio. Anne I'mi■{■.■n-. I ,

'.Blue Stone Cotillion Club, give-, ;sis year -and something, differ- j ,,K,|tv,... fe-;- ent from what thei^themselvos^av, „.,.,. yj,., ary'Sl,',. „ .

^^M^6 .Mfrph?, EliZa'Mur- sen! ■: n Memoirs.' a verv , ,. . „..•:._, • ' W. • ■.. . . »h>-, Rathrya-JEacp.- Rebecca Jen-

.ive SUrvey-pl •heir experiences . ,,.., ... „■ - ' 11^':: yj..i:^:";'-i'ZlLi-L-i ': ' ■ ^fnor.a Walker,

aistiJd ol' the. other classes. This, did npj -end. the iun of the'"

• . ,ore« thev ;f!"f V OharloHe Ha«K, • I ranees Jumors k«tae the? had-^ teWt *****•>..-«>, *dd .ta^f'a vari,i -'•^Am^ Pi^tor Anne Ra^an.

Page .Literary So.-!*ty. Ruth.Mini!-. ; -1!^. Ma;- Bass..

Amid much pomp and splendor, cfo\xne^ queen of afternoon, May 1..

audftorium, which fur- setting.for such •

jefisss«sitfi^:*l2?!S : ,{SS-5RS9f*

C1KI interePt'lii^-natore.^ This year. ■M■■ ■■■■. ar<: yiying something

-V-. ,. ...... . *. ' ,. -Cafchenne fiuthr ■. Lne Haft'iss.'Au* "irr isn't a vafiny show, it.-. ■• ., • , ,.' ' ' * ,, '" :.. • ... L>*JZ I,,., » ■ „..,n *W i,ViUt' •)i':ia .-Beyiwl^. Gene isn't • 141 ftp eetta, hui ft is -*well

,.ty, nii,,'hty good and -if you • - told anymore about it, 'Uyould

;■. for you'and Shaft would never so makSiii a Dpint to. tohiv

tri Waiter Reed Halj .at'"f.:'i n tonight to see the Juniors'^refert* the ' best bh'iii* yet. Remettrbfer" the jilaTe — Walter Reed Hall—, and the time ^£ iS -tonight-.-and who. is giving it -

lie Juniors 1 , Then'come!

LAMERSEMOY STUDY OF MODERN DRAMA

Selma V.:.-.Irin, \'iirri'-ia Nuek- ols, FloreiKe Roes-'. Mildred Rhodes. Breeze Staff.

Kathjpn Pa? 'Mor-in-chief ' . .Society :ina Phejps

'. • istant i< ditor—Catherine Guifc- i'lC-

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The modern drama will hold • mysteries for the members of

' Reporters—Ruth King, Anne ! tor. .

Assistant Business Mani'.ge.r—Eva Bargelt i

A *mar Staff. Frances Hughe!, Ann Ragan,' Mil-

dred Rhodes Business Managef, Lucy Gilliam

Student Government

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m 9V?lfc% the. cl^']Z:y~':i'':"^a- ''^" '" ":*"="Uf not .he-most beautiful, ever seen

of Harrison-;^-[;';-^: flfthiiia*W^^ri,e-kh& wa9 ^ of a11 oId

Hall and *m the,r ^ wl.ud, ™J ■ ; --^;.^ ^*«*«f! Eni?llsh May darting :fv... sung^ey^ry year on their "P: 1-'-"w" ' S«Hffi . rihe Ume 1(,Hhe reign of Queen Eiiza-

annuaj-jclass day. The audience con- "•' l±mm..J mmoxmmB ™8

;#ivar K five

lent, o'clock

no j Florence Reese—President the

Lar.ur Literary Society when this Quarter is over! "They have decided to delve- into its charms and poten- tialities as their.study for this quar- ter. ..

The work was begun at the regular meeting last Friday night when the introduction was given by Lucy Tay- lor. A musical number, "The Old Re.rain,"_played by Rose Lee W.ynn supplemented this dfscussiort, con- cluding the program/for the evening.

VIOLINIST PLAYS

' Frances Bass Vice -President Selma ■ Madrin—Si'cretary-Treas-

So to-Bacon Hollow they ; went. . there

they had a roaring time,.thatJ*S1 ;•!- rpiiinin in the memory, of'eaoh'

:ii.:>-!-. But this does-fH«-er-mpkt-; ..the1 day for the class. T u- fitting- ;«timax of the day will.he t;hfi Stunt. tonight.—The one regret of the day- is iha', .■ 'v. rytr.e is T*t a ^uniJT; hui thi1 main u-.iture'of the day is the Stunt tonigjrt iii__WaItcr' Reed Hall where wjj'raii alT be jolly together

PLANS WELL UNDER rhri!: ro of^^^ WAY FOR ALUMNAE

BANQUET Preparations are being made' for

the Alumnae Banquet to be given at the College during Commencement week, in early June. The- Junior Class has charge of the Banquet as jias formerly been thp custom. Julia Reynolds has been chosen. Chairman

urer tof the .Banquet Committee and, with Elsie Sheihefse, Elizabeth Cocker-1 tlie help of numerous committees,, ex-

ill, "Dots" Munphy t pects soon to have definite plans Y.-W. C, A. 'under way. Many former students

troop of shep-

APPEAR IN RECITAL,^'"S^Mf'? ^ of- [dawn ot. May. They had eh :'\ ' ■ ■ , ' rted

p;,as,ng rental wa,g.ven-if], ^:;e then arcSe -as'to am? of the students of .the ex- ,nich , , fe- -upV-sh,;

pression departments a^i,ted-hy »„ :„wn. M fl(W(:rsu 'n h^ m« fS&* * the mu ic rppm, lie.ad:iml in , hLs- m nnW. ^^ her

■■ 'i«daj> April 20. The recital was lavaM!d 3Uitol. ■ • mf fy invitation-a-rom those. Arthe>und ot « bugle,the peast.

"fi:" . la.patmK an«i W *elHantf tui-ned to see .^Wen Elizabeth. n^ed. The program follows: .^i with.some ladies'ot^e'' court ap-

.ravers First Hunt - Davis : pro^hing to.enjoJ>t|w. festivities pf •

VI. ^.V,^T^?lfc \ ; May. .Queen Elizabeth was asked to Makmg Him Feel at Home..... , Locke f;,,Ll., Q^uiU}I -should cr0^ the

KmKTon''crowning her queen should gd'te the .Edna Brown _ one.offering the three most beautiful

ftr Souvre a ta \o.x gifts, Eli.aU-h decided. The Queen ■-aint-Saens cho^ ,he suilQJ.^ but the little shep-

, ;herdess refused to be crojvned in Hess I Elizabeth's, presence sc she. offered

her crown to the' real Queen whu O'Henry cn,wne(j QUW!n ol- the May>

j T^ie dances were lovely, these being Webster 'w0'rk«d'.into the plot in a most elever

Phyllis'Palmer Bjiyihg the Wall Paper

Estelle Crockin,' The Last Loaf

Christine Mason Old English—.. . ....

manner. The dances i • „,. '!"anette Dulinff ' <™d mM Mrs. O'Toole and the Conductor weiv;

Sm!th May Dance ' nVu , »aryCrane Shepherds and Shepherdess Beetfioven s Moonlight Sonata Anon Gift of Wiijd

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.hanquet. This banquet is one of the outstanding features of commence- ment. The Alumnae look forward to it eagerly as this is the time for

Sndye Ashwell The Prisoner of Zenda

Lucy Taylor

AT Y.WT SERVICE 1 Asians

Mary Boone Murphy—president jare hoping^ to return to-attend thejTne Highwayman Anne. Ragan—Vice-President Evelyft WWfe—Treasurer * Mildred Erodes—Secretan- Cabinet—Anne Bulloch

Athletic Council- v .Clelia 'Heizer. Eli/.abeM: Miller,

Catherine Guthrie Class president.

Kathryn Pace—Junior class

Dorothy Hearing

Hope

„ 'Eu'gwiia Eiey

Glee ., regular Y. W. service was held Ey^ ^^ Ruth B^

Sonoiy afternoon in the Music rooni with Anne Garret, in charge. After 'thf scripture reading and prayer the program was in the hands of the famous violinist, Mr. Richard Penn, of Danville, with Mrs. Fletcher of Harri.Nonburg, as his accompani •.

joyous renewings* of old friendships. JUNIORS FIGURE

1 JUMORS LOOK: j IN ATHLETICS

FORWARD TO The Juniors have been active in ,t '. OUTDOOR PICNIC r'PO'-ts and athletics as well as in

. f''- ' —— • ; other phases oftschool acti\n'ty. There - Tht*- Juniors are now locking for-1 are two Juniors who are sport lead-|

N ward to an outing in the near future W3 for the whole college and five who)

ART CLUB IS DOING

Which is to be held at Massanutten ! aro class sport Jeaders. -Elizabeth; Caverns. This will be a treat "to | filler is sport leader for the college*! many Juniors who have.not had an j for hockey and Anne Proctor is the'King's Guard opportunity to visit the Caverns. The college swimming leader.' Frances! Margaret Birch, Suella Reynolds.

Grace Kerr, Ruth Swartz, Anne IMPORTANT WORK

:''"lnost'outstanding' feature of the even- j Rand is Junior baseball *?ader, An- j

Helen Gqodson, Martha Minton Virginia Curtis

Giftpfffine Wilmot Doan,' Katherine Bedout

Gift of Music Linda Malone Gift of Sunshine" and Shower

Lilian Deny, Margaret Sexton Lillian Jackson, Virginia Charles

Gift of Art—Greek Frieze : : Trumpeter Lillian Spalii ' • Dancers Wilsye Hamilton, Elizabeth Brinkley

Axie Brockett, Josephine Cundif Helen Jones

Musicians Rachel Mizrock, Ruby Hubbard

Mildred Brinkley Virginia-Hughes,.

The Art department has been'do-ling will be Ihe picnic lunch which is drey Hyatt is Junior leader for hock- '■ (Continued to Page i, Column S.) Mr, Penn delighted his audijence with inj? (,irite a hit of work that has ^"ilobe served in natural pknic st^te. Jey and tracks Clelia Heizer for basket QJ gg QT Tjg 1^ NOW

of the old favorites that ever;; °f interest to the co*fi*e at larRe-1rt is t0 be P«I«re<» by the Muranut- \ b»M. -Julia Reynolds^for tennis and j T J /^^"X.. , VT . r college girl loves as "Indian Love s'"',l'''al w.0('ka ago ah art exhibit was [ten Inn and the Menu is to be a-sor-l Ar.ne Proctor for swimming.. l-:\fi.liNtr AINiNL'AL college girl loves as "Indian Love avrmm w.eeKS ag° an art exruS.t was ; ten inn and the Menu is to be a-»or-j • Call", "Last Rose of Summer" and held in thcf Y' W' room which 8howed Prise to the Juniors even though the;, others. His friend, Mr. Brooks Tern- n,?,ny !ov'',y "-Productions and copies

-ang "In the Garden." iof V8,ual'11' !"i"itings, as weU as some ,. interesting'handwork. This exhibit

came from a school in Kentucky. Last weeY the Art department and

usually find out all the Campus sec- rets.

A ROUStNGXHEElL, SLIGHTLY USED' 'SHOWN HERE

' /', I nrst' This contained reproduct- 7'he Jolly Juniors are out in mass— .ost enjoyable niovie was/given j ions of old paintings, also, as well as //ear them singing, one and all.

in Walter Reed Hall last"Saturdayja number of pieces of sculpture, evening under the auspices'" of the which were most unusual and inter-

Stone Orchestral The enter- i eating. -The-first exhibit-was giwi <Yot one -Junior-' wilLavei^hirk. -r . tainment wa* May McAvey featured without an admission charge, but the j , \

st plewing story. "Slightiv second "i» cilled-for a small contri-! Pace, you are the beat of leaders This movie gave its leading j button to help defray the heavy ex- And always ready to run the race.

ss an opportunity^ to do her us ..-' trau.sportmg ihe_. sculpture Come, classmates, let us cheer her— ■ "d brand of work. ' .. 'work. ■ Ave.Lasting joy to our KathryTrPace.

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TRIP Members of the faculty and a few

itown people were permitted to at- STUDIED BY LEES,tend the final practice and dress re-

-, .— hearsal of the Glee Club last Monday

MODERN POETRY TO BE

Art Club sponsored another exhibit,; A'ind and- loyal to their class perhaps ,even more interesting than [Always faithful to its beck and call;

ithe first.

Ready to play and ready to work Fou find them loyal to H. T. C. and

The program of the. Lee Literary i Society last week was concerned with the study of a few of the modern poets. Amy Lowell, Sara Teasdale, jand Carl Sandburg were given spe- cial attention.

night. The Glee Club left the- college

Wednesday morning to begin their annual tour to other colleges. They made their first appearance before the Danville Music Convention held

Evelyn Tjmberlake told something !at Randolph Macon Institute. While of .the^life and general characteris- tics of Amy Lowell, while Edna Brown gave some interesting facts about Sara Teasdale. Hilda Blue re- called some impressions of Carl Sand-

(Contmued to Page S, Column 5) , j ing Well."

in Danville they entered a contest sponsored by this convention.

To-night, however, they will enter- tain the V. P. I. cadets, with the de- lightful musical comedy "The Wjsh-

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FueTwo r.. f\-« THE &BEIZB MAY 5, 1928

THE BREEZE Publish*! wwkly by tht students of tht State Teachers College,

Harrisonburg, Virginia.

TWO DOLLARS A YEAR TEN CENTS A COPY

Utmbtr of Columbia Scholastic Prtit Asiociation.

JUNIOR CLASS STAFF Editorial Board

Editor-in-chief Assistant editor Assistant editor Assistant editor

society editor

Board of Managers Business Manager .f Assistant Business Manager .....'....« Assistant Business Manager

Kathryn Pace Catherine Guthrie

Ruth King Katherine Preston

Edna Phelps <*

Mary G. Watt Mary Yager Payn/

Eve Bargelt

Reporters Mildred E. Rhodes Frantes Bass Julia Reynolds Mollie Clark l>ee Harriss Charlotte Hackel

Rae Mizroch Typists

EstelleCrockin

Audrey Hyatt Rebecca Jennings

Winona Walker Prances Rand

Elizabeth Cockerill Marietta Kagey

Madeline Anderson

.MIIIIIIMIIMHIIDIIinH HllltlMMfltMIIM HIHMMUHM"

The Juniors ' j

Say »illltMIIIMIMIMIMtMIMIM»ietMIMt*»tllMMIMIMItllMltlttl •"'•!••»

THOSE WHO HAVE LEFT

Today we cannot help think of some other "Juniors". We say "Jun- iors" because that is what , we call them. We mean those girls who were once members of 1929 but left us at the completion of either one or two years' work. They have been with us on our Freshman and Sophomore days and we miss them on our Junior day. To these girls we send best wishes and thoughts from each Jun- ior.

CARRY ON NOW

Editorial

THE\JUNIORS THANK YOU

Always we find that there are some people who work for a cause, some people who are earnest, conscientious pnd thoughtful, who are never recog- nized. These people are modest and care only to serve and make others hap- py in any way possible. These people care not for fame, power, glory. Their idea is to do all they can in the best way they can.

There are many such people who have done much for the Junior class. These people we would like to acknowledge, to tell them we appreciate their help and aid in every respect. They have done much for us and to them we extend our thanks. To everyone who has helped the class of 1929 in any way, whatever, each Junior would like to tell you just how much we thank you.

OUR 'BIG SISTER'

We, the Juniors, have been extremely fortunate this year in many re- spects, bur especially in one respect. When September rolled around we found ourselves without a "Big Sister." Miss Margaret Hoffman, who was our "Big Sister" for two years left the college this year for a year's leave of absence for time to carry on her studies. This, of course, meant that she left us also for a while. We could not have asked for anyone finer or more ideal at this time than the one we found to become the "Big Sister" of the Junior class. It just seemed to us that we were hitting a wonderful streak of luck when Miss Ruth Hudson accepted our invitation to become our "Big Sister." She has given us invaluable suggestions, help and the like and we would like to take this opportunity to express in a small way our appreciation to Miss Hudson for all she has done for us and most of all meant to us.

This time last year we were decid- ing in our minds an important ques- tion, whether to return for our de- grees or end our college life with two years' work and enter the field of teaching. This year, however, this question should not even enter our minds. We are three fourths through our college career and certainly could not consider stopping now. With the goal so near, we must "carry on" and as Seniordom approaches fight our v-ay to the top even harder than ever. 1929 is almost here!

JUNIORS

J-u-n, J-u-n, i-o-r-s. i-o-r-s

Is the class we love the best. J-u-n, J-u-n, i-o-r-s,

i-o-r-s J-u-n-i-o-r-s Spells Juniors.

HAIL TO THE JUNIORS

OUR DR. CONVERSE

Now we are Juniors and each one of us realizes that this means that we are completing our third year of college life; we are three fourths through our journey. During all of these years we have had someone behind us in all of our efforts, someone who has been genuinely interested and thoroughly sympathetic in all of our undertakings. This someone has helped us in many matters and has given us courage and aid without which we.could'never have succeeded. We have paid wordly tributes to this someone before and we've told ■this person time and time again in various ways just whqt he means to''us. Yet-we have never succeeded in really paying this tribute to him that he de- serves. This someone will always be in the hearts of the Juniors, always in their reniemberances, for this someone is none other than the honorary mem- ber of the class of 1929, Dr. Henry A. Converse.

OUR'BIG SISTER'AWAY

On this our day, the Junior day, we would not feel right, things would not, and could not be complete unless we in some way said something about our thoughts of Miss Margaret Hoffman, a member of the Harrisonburg faculty, who is now studying in Philadelphia. Back in 1925 when the pre- sent Junior class entered H. T. C.'s doors for the first time, we chose Miss Hoffman for our "Big Sister." Our choice was certainly directed in the right channels and Miss Hoffman won a place in each Freshman's heart al- most overnight. She helped us with our stunts, all of our class problems. She was invaluable. For two years she served us faithfully and we were more than sorry to have Miss Hoffman leave us for a year. . Anyhow, on this, our day, the Juniors, the class of 1929, would like to send best wishes and thoughts to Miss Hoffman and tell her how sorry we are that she cannot be with us. She always belongs to the Junior class, but especially do we think of her work on Junior day, and hope that she realizes that we appreciate all that she did to make our Freshman and Sophomore years happy and success- ful. ;

Hail! Hail! for the Juniors, Hail! Hail! for the Juniors, Best old class at H. T. C. Hail! Hail! We're so snappy We make others happy We're always blessed with victory. We're the class that's always in the

lead.

We're the ones that make things go Hail! Hail! for the Juniors, Hail! Hail! for the Juniors, Best old class at H. T. C.

Dear Junior Jenny, Of late I have, to the extreme en-

joyment of my friends had some trou- ble with one my pedal extremeties. It surely does rifle me to hear them sit around and laugh. Can you sug- gest a remedy?.

Discordantly yours, i'.. .1 Ethel Milatn.

Dear Ethel. Of course I am not a registered

nurse nor yet an M. D., but it may be that I can offer some help to you, I can't imagine why your friends should sit around and laugh at your discomfort, but the thing for you to do is to fool them. They probably think that you are bluffing them. Why not hire a good sized wheelbar- row and pay someone to wheel you to and from class? Do not leave your| dormitory save to go to class or meals and then ride in the afore mentioned I vehicle. In a short while their laughs will cease and their grins turn! to smiles of pity.

Good luck to you, I hope you Win! Fluently yours,

.' Jenny

Tom Says:

"The daisies won't tell, but I will: The plays tonight are gon- na I* good."

Gig Marshall (putting on her hat) "I certainly do like this hat; it re- minds me of a football helmet. Guess I'll be calling signals all day."

Her patient roommate: "Yes, and I'll l*t there'll be plenty of tackling too."

Dr. Converse: "You have ten pota- toes and have to divide them between three persons. What do you do?"

"Little" Kendrick: "Mash them."

RAH! RAH! JUNIORS

Juniors, Juniors came to town Back in old '25 Made a hit at H. T. G That you will all remember Juniors, Juniors, rah! rah! rah! Now you see the Juniors, All dressed up in yellow and white Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Juniors.

THE WATERFALL

Waters with bubbling leap and bound From the crevice madly race, And all around the tuneful sound Of thrilling tenor, "murm'ring bass Instills the air with music fair; And spray so like the bridal veils Behind the rushing water trails.

J. E. P.

01 R GOD

OUR YOUNGEST JUNIOR

To little Billy Dingledine, the mascot of 1029. we'd like to say "hello" and to send our best wishes on Junior day. . He is a regular Junior and the i mascot ever, and we're awfully glad he belongs to us.

Who tells the birds when to nest? Our God. Who paints the sun rise with gold? Who makes the green buds unfold? Our <; He loves them alf—calls them blest.

Who keeps us safe while we Our God.

8 us all things we own? Who saves us'bqth'young and grown? Our God. He loves us aH—loves us 1><

.1. B, P.

He: '"You ft] iking and n

Dr. J. J., I've often heard that gentlemen

prefer blondes and have been content with my' lot until I found that some- times blonde hair proves too conspic- ious aUd is apt to cause trouble. I find that my golden-locks stand out in a crowd and make it easy for me to be sjH>tted anywhere. Come, Jen- ny, as a fellow Junior I appeal to you, what can I do?

Wanly yours,

"Cottonhead Looney"

Dear C. L., *My predecessor, Miss Prunella, al-

ways made it a practice never to ans-j Wer letters which were not signed, fully, but yours had such an appeal I to me that I simply had to pause to consider your problem.

Here's a blonde who wishes to dis- pose of her gleaming locks. Well, well. Tell you what you might do: dye those locks. Some of our chemis- try students might 1* able to advise just what to do in a case like that. Consult them, and I'm sure you'll find aid. But if you are loathe to resort to that, then try wearing a chapeau. Simple isn't it? But we can't all be wise.

Elegantly yours, Junior Jenny

Can you imagine Audrey Hyatt not hungry? Neither can we.

(Note: Well admit that this is a bum joke on a fellow staff member)

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Small boy: "What is College bred»»_ pop?"

* Pop (with son in college): "They make college bred, my boy, from the flower of youth and the dough of old age." ' The Brackety-Ack.

Bootblack: "Light or dark, Lady-?" Lucy Yowell (absent mindedly):

"Anything but the neck."

"What will the modern girl be aliout twenty years from now?"

"Oh, about three years older." Purple Cow.

L. S. Gilliam: "What.is your worst sin, Elizabeth?"

E. Cockerill: "My vanity. I spend hours before a mirror admiring my beauty."

" Lucy: "That is not vanity, that is imagination."

I "Gayley is what you might call an

adroit man."

"Decidedly. His sins never rind him out and his creditors never find him in."

Dear Jenny, I'm hurt—I'm insulted. For weeks

and weeks now the free advice col- umn has not mentioned my name. Such an unknown person as I am would like to gain fame and publicity through this column. Can't you lend a hand (or shall I say pencil) to help me gain attention from the student body?

Languidly voins, Julia Reynolds

Dear Julia, While I was reading your k

tears of sympathy sprang to my eyes. Imagine.the pain of waiting vainly in see ones name in print! Then I came to the last few lines. In the first place, I use a typewriter instead of a pencil. In the second place, your name is as familiar to me as M. Kagey's, Pat Guntner's, -'Crusty" Pace's, or Tom-^the Campus Cat's. Fie on you!- To try to throw name in print through false pi

i let it happen again. urlgly -yours, ■*

J. Jenny

"Well, Dorothy are you through cYying yet?"

"No, I'm just getting my breath."

"Where did the train hit your car?" "Right between the first and sec-

ond payments."

Dot Wilson: "If I mailed a letter ;jto 'The Dumbest Person in Monterey* 11 wonder who they would deliver it to!"

Ruth Eastmen (innocently) "They would probably return it to the send- er."

Eugenia Eley: "What's the name of that new kiss proof rouge you're using?"

Virginia Nuckols: "It's right on my lips, but I can't remember it."

Charlotte Hackel (in the library) "I want the History of England,

I please."

Librarian: "Yea, What Author?" Charlotte: "Why, is there more

than one.'"

Dr. Wayland; "Why don't you ans- ne?"~ ■ •

R. Hud i. i my head

i: "But you

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OUR 'LITTLE SIST

To oar "litt! ." or as think of them, the "little iwii say "hello". We were awfully p of them on their day and we want to extend greetings to them on They were thoughtful of the Jui on Freshman day and "little we af>

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Brooks Temple of Danville was Peggy Sexton's guest.

Anne Garrett had as her visitor Dick Penn, of Danville.

Fred Switzer came to see Bess Cowling.

Joe Robinson, of U. of Richmondi was Dot Townsend's guest.

Audrey Cline entertained Porter Keister, of Roanoke. . ,

Paul Felts came to see Pat Wnt- ner.

Louis Hedrick visited Lucy Davis. Virginia Yeatts had as her guest

John Hinkle of South Carolina.

homes in Edinburg. Elizabeth Knight visited Mary Bur-

nett in Staunton.

Virginia Thomas was the guest of Mattie Fitzhugh at Fishersville.

Ken Bird visited her parents in Mt. Jackson.

Helene Duvall was the 'guest of Mrs. J. D. Richardsons in Charlottes- ville.

Cornelia Gwyn visited Dr. Freed in Staunton.

Kathleen Hughes went home to Elkton. She had Madge Oxley and Betty Douthat as her guest.

Virginia Stark and Dorothy Wheel- er were the week-end guests of Mrs. Fred Harmon in Bridgewater.

Marian Whitworth spent the week- end with Hazel Mitchell in Richmond.

Lida Henton was the guest of Alma Lo« H,nes was Tinted by Mitchell Beckman in Davton

D.ck from Shenandoah College. Edith Click spent the week-end at Frances Lester s guest was Jimmie | her home in Mt. Crawford. She had

as her guest Vernie Click. Anne Everett and Margaret Odom

spent the week-end in Luray with Mrs. R. H. Pittman.

Emily Murray went home to Cro-

The srirls who have scholarships in the dining hall were entertained at a most enjoyable banquet in Blue Stone Dining Hall last Saturday evening when Mrs. Varner and Miss Turner wore their hostesses. The table was very pretty, and the girls in evening dresses gave a lovely efTect to the din- ing hall. The banquet came as a surprise to the girls, who did not know until the last minute that they were to be entertained. This is an annual custom that Mrs. Varner and Miss Turner have adopted. Each year the banquet is given but the date is kept a secret until time for the ban- quet practically.

The members of the Presidents Council acted in the capacity of the dining room girls for this one even- ing and much fun and merriment; re- sulted from watching inexperienced, excited girls running to and fro and trying to be awfully careful to avoid calamities.

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Answers to Questions in the Breeze of William and Mary and the one by

--. April 21 Hampden-Sidney College. There is

«„Li! I ! ' aIm°8t 8 P0"1""* that more scholarships instmctive because a dog uses its will later be given to the Fort Eustis hind legs to scratch himself by, and CMTC. The scholarship at Ha.r-p- so, when being scratched or rubbed it! den-Sjdney has a value of $50.00, has the sense of unconsciously doing and is renewable on the basis of good the. action .tself. aciMlemic ^ throughout th/^

Jgge course. Each scholarship at the 2. The humming bird whose wings

Rogers.

Gladys Duer entertained Charles Savage, of Belle Haven.

Paul Dovel came to see Mary Wor- sham.

Dr. Hyde visited Elizabeth Smith. Fayette Hedrick was Ruth East-

ham's guest.

Eugene Davis was entertained by ' Sarah Brooks.

Frances Bass had as her visitor

Francis Wayland. James Young came to see Esther

Smith, j.

Roger -Southerland visited Wilsye Hamilton.

Virginia Charles had as her visitor Paul Mabley.

Jack Lovelace was Ruth Snapp's guest. ^ |

Jones Showalter came to gee Mil- dred Wade.

Madeline English entertained Grier Carson.

Miley Djngledine was Lillian Der- ry's visitor.

Cornelia Lotts was visited by Ru- dolph Alexander.

Jack Graves was the guest of Alice Underwood.

Maggie Rodgers, and Orvap Craw- ford were guests of Edn«rBryant.

C. Sniteman visited He^wriwttle- wood.

Clelia Heizer's guest was Clay Hanger.

PARTY IS GIVEN ON SATURDAY

Ruth King and Thelma Emerson gave an attractive party in Sheldon Saturday afternoon from 2:30 to 5:30. The color scheme was carried out in purple and gold. Refresh- ments which conliirted of candlestick salad, ice-cream and cake were serv- ed.

The guest list included Polly Va- den, Mildred Rhodes, Virginia Dris- coll, Ida Bulifant, Eugenia Beazley, Gladys Hawkins, Lydia Moore, Sadye Ashwell, Comena Mattox, Isabel Menefee, Catherine Payne, Mary

HONORARY MEMBERS ENTERTAIN ITTNinRS Mencfee. Catherine Payne, Mary EmaiUAUNJlJMUltt Cawthorne, of Clifton Forge, and

Golda Perry of Luray.

COLLEGE STUDENTS BECOMING PRACTICAL

The honorary members of the Jun- ior class have done pleasant things for the class in every way. Last fall little Billy Dingledine, the class mas- cot, with his mother and father, Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Dingledine, entertain- ed the officers of the Junior class at a most delightful Sunday night buffet supper. Then just before Christmas vacation season Dr. and Mrs. Henry Converse entertained the Junior offi- cers at an enjoyable dinner. Week before last Miss Hudson, the "Big Sister", entertained them at 'a lovely party, which was greatly enjoyed.

are moved in a similar manner to College of William and Mary amounts those of the airplane. He can thus to $150.00 to a non-resident of .Vir-

ginia, and covers the college and tui- back out of a flower from which he has been sucking nectar without in- juring the plant.

3. Not a ton? It is estimated that there are about three ounces. The value of radium is only $3,260,000 an ounce!

4. A club—and he's still using it!

tion fees. For residents of Virginia, to whom there is no tuition fee, each scholarship will amount to $60.00 and will cover the college fee.

In making the final selections for the scholarships at Fort Eustis, the

| board of officers will take the follow- ing into consideration: 5. Ink is made of three principal"1*/"* eon

jsiderBti'>n: Ability to

ings: Ink from the lorwood tr*«! T* the adn»88,on requirements of things: Ink from the logwood of Central American and the West Indies; ink from coal-tar or aniline ink; and, ink from the gall nuts of China, India, and Japan.

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I the institution; quality of previous | scholastic work; ability to provide j sufficient funds to meet expenses while ! attending school; character of the : candidate as demonstrated by his loy- alty, resourcefulness, leadership, en-

VARTOTN cm r vrre TA I€?y'and attention to duty; "^ *» V-AlUUUSUJLLkGLa IO !the financial benefit to be derived

OFFER SCHOLARSHIPS fromthe scholarship; and knowledge TO CMTC °f military subject, excellence in

_^_l" Mm l'^' military drill, military bearing, and

Nine college scholarships will be ^p"*"' "* """" * "* ***

MiHUrv° Lh* 8tUdept8Jn ** CitiZT' I A number of vacancies still exist Training Camps in the >t the Fort Eustis CMTC AppU^

Third Corps Area this summer, ac- cording to a report received at Fort Eustis today. The scholarships are offered by the following institutions: Bucknell University, .Carnegie Insti- tute of Technology, College of Wil- liam and Mary, Hampton-Sidney College, Loomis Radio College, The Temple School, Washington and Lee University, and the University of 'Pittsburg.

Three of the scholarships have been definitely assigned to the Fort Eustis camp, the two offered by the College

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tion blanks may be obtained by writ- ing the Recreation Officer, Fort Eus- tis, Va.

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burg who visited the College several years ago through the influence of the Lee Literary Society.

Marianna Duke read some of the poems of these poets. The critic commended Mary Moore Aldhizer, chairman of the program committee, who gives much thought and time to the work of the society.

ATTRACTIVE PARTY IS GIVEN HERE

Yules visiu-d her home

Audrey Hyatt and Catherine Guth- rie were Mrs. D. Lyle Miller's guests in Smedley.

Dorothy and Elizabeth Shepherd visited their parents in Palmyra.

Mary Armentrout went home to McGaheysville.

Blanche Smith spent the week-end in Fincastle.

Marietta Kagey with Rebecca Jen- nings as her guest w*nt to Dayton.

. Elizabeth in Luray.

Ksthryn Coffinan went, home to Maurertown.

Virginia Hockman went to Stras- burg.

Virginia (lakes and Virginia Eans spent the week-end with Mrs. B. L. Kagey in Lexington.

Phyllis Palmer was the guest of parentl in Greenville.

K. X. ('. Harris visited Ml i r in Timberville.

Huffman and Gn rent to their hoc ■

nl-at her home in \

Estelle t,'rockin and Rae Mizroch were hostesses at an attractive sur- prise birthday party given Wednesday night April 25th in honor of Hannah Lew is. The color scheme was carried out in spring colors, pink and white. Dainty handpainted cards brightened the table. Those present besides the gueat of honor and hostesses were: Elizabeth Malone, Dale Manakee, Harriet Dickson, Odelle, Elizabeth Kaminsky, Mildred ■Pritchard, Esther Hackner.

PRETTY PARTY IN SHELDON HALL

Sunday night, Mary Louise Yancey hosti'ss at an attractive supper

party given in her room in Sheldon

The present college generation is finding the world stage the important one for its study and' observation, and is more than ever turning to realities to supplement text-book ab- stractions. One of the most striking , indications of this broadening of in-jj terests in the past few years has'V been the ever-im leasing foreign tra-! J" vel.

The National Student Federation, j as the central organization of Amer- ican students, recently has been con- centrating more of its attention and direction on this significant phase of student activity. Through its Amer- ican travel organization, The Open Road, it has given new inspiration to travel, so that undirected touring has become purposeful exploration. In- ternational student co-operation has built up a most hospitable relation- ship between students of the United States and those of Europe. This has meant that the American students while abroad are graciously received by interested student hosts eager to present to them the most vital and interesting aspects of the European states. The N. S. F. A.—Open Road

encompass all,the pleasures of European travel and social life re- sultant from this friendship, with the added purpose of giving first-hand in- sight into European conditions and

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