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    @TheSagebrush | nevadasagebrush.comA2 | NEWS TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2016

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    PACK NTHE EVENTS

    By Blake Nelson

    THINGS TOWATCH OUT

    FOR THIS WEEK

    DATE: WednesdayTIME: 5:30 p.m.

    LOCATION: Joe CrowleyStudent Union, Ballroom C

    INFO: Reno native StevenNightingale comes to theUniversity of Nevada,Reno, to discuss his newestbook, “GRANADA: APomegranate in the Handof God.” The book consistsof Nightingale’s musings onvarious occurences in Spain.Nightingale, the author ofmany published poems,stories and essays, is reveredfor his wit. The event shouldbe of interest to any writer or

    humorist in the vicinity of theuniversity. Admission is free.

    SCIENCE, POETRY& SEX IN SPAIN:THE VIEW FROM

    GRANADA

    DATE: Thursday

    TIME: 8:30 p.m.

    LOCATION:The HollandProject

    INFO: OK, OK, I know,two events at The HollandProject in the same week.But this also a great concertthat everyone shouldknow about. Shannon andthe Clams are one of the

    funnest bands that haveplayed at The HollandProject, and they’re back.With them are Gazebos,a garage rock outfit andsurf-rock locals, DeadSeagals. Get your ticketsnow because they are liableto sell out this week. Youcan find them at the BiboCoffee Co. next to campusor at Bad Apple Vintage.They cost $12 but they areundoubtedly worth it!

    SHANNON ANDTHE CLAMS

    DATE: Wednesday

    TIME: 8:30 p.m.

    LOCATION:The HollandProject

    INFO: This a heater in thestring of big-ticket concertsThe Holland Project has beenputting on. Car Seat Headrest

    is one of the most productivecontemporary bands.Headed by Will Toledo, theband has released multiplealbums a year since day one.The band sound is lo-fi rockwith some experimental songstructures. Enjoy the complexlyrics with interestinginstrumentation live, and thisweek. With them is local actNight Rooms. Tickets are $5and doors are at 8 p.m. Bethere early or it might sell

    CAR SEATHEADREST

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    Arts Entertainment

    DATE: Friday

    TIME: 6 p.m.

    LOCATION: Joe CrowleyStudent Union, Theater

    INFO: If you, like so manyother MTV junkies, enjoyed"Jackass", and have nothingto do on Friday night, like somany other MTV junkies,then you can catch JohnnyKnoxville’s “Bad Grandpa”on Friday night. You cancatch all the irreverentcomedy by your favorite jackass for the low price of$0. Also, refreshments andpopcorn will be free.

    'BAD GRANDPA' How to not only fit into, but succeed in your local art scene

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    COLIN COWHERD The Herd will talk abouteverything from politics

    to sports culture to even his

    love for strippers. He is un-apologetically honest with his

    audience and is never afraidto speak candidly about other

    members of the media andabout his personal encounterswith athletes. Despite it being

    a sports show, Cowherd hasone of the smartest shows in

    radio, and has an uncanny abil-ity to relate a simple game torace, love and entertainment.

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    THE WEEKLY DEBATE

    Here are the knocks against Simmons: he lacks the killerinstinct required to be a superstar in the NBA and he can’tshoot, which is essential in today’s NBA. Here’s my rebuttal:Simmons is playing for a horrible LSU team with no chanceof doing anything in the tournament, and that is the reasonhe’s disengaged. Isn’t Lebron James constantly accusedof being passive-aggressive and detached from his team?And for the shooting critcisms, Kawhi Leonard also couldn’tshoot before he came into the NBA and has developed intoa 3-pointer sniper. Simmons has things you can’t teach:

    length, passing instincts and rebounding. Future all-star.

    I’d take LSU star Ben Simmons. I don’t care aboutthe recent criticism about his GPA, his shootingability or how he didn’t get LSU into the NCAAtournament. About the grades, if I was about toget paid $10 million I wouldn’t study either. Aboutthe shooting, that’s not part of his direct skill set.He’s a long forward who runs the floor and gets histeammates involved. Magic Johnson wasn’t a greatshooter either. And about the tournament, he wasa stud surrounded by scrubs. Basketball is a team

    game. Not taking Simmons would be a huge mistake.

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    Freshman forward Cameron Oliver shoots a free throw against Montana on Wednesday Mar. 16 in the College Basketball Invitational atLawlor Events Center. Nevada needs to win two home games on Wednesday and Friday to win the series.

    WHO WOULD YOU TAKE AS THE FIRST PICK IN THE NBA DRAFT?

    Sports Radio

    Personalities

    WEEKLY TOP 5

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    BILL SIMMONS Simmons is much morethan just a radio host

    (though he hosts podcasts),proven by his former websiteGrantland.com, and his current

    sports and culture-centeredwebsite TheRinger.com. Sim-

    mons, although educated andfor the most part objective, isadmittedly an enormous Bos-

    ton sports fan. He speaks fromthe voice of a fan, which makes

    him relatable for the averagesports enthusiast. Simmons

    loves to bring on really smartguests to talk about movies,politics and even wrestling.

    2

    DAN PATRICK 

    The Dan Patrick Showis not so much a radio

    show as much as six guys talk-

    ing about what interests themin the world of sports. It’s

    irreverent, spontaneous andmost importantly casual (the

    studio is decorated with swim-suit models and a basketballcourt). Although relatable,

    Patrick is obviously intelligent,and has a unique perspective

    on hot-button sports issues.He is never afraid to talk

    about sensitive issues and hisfavorite pastime is bashing hisformer employer, ESPN.

    ZACH LOWELowe is the least-knownmember of this list,

    but connections in the NBAmake him a fantastic listenfor pro-basketball fans. Lowe

    is a longtime writer for ESPNand the guy knows everybody

    in the league, makinghim a fountain of insider

    information, which he loves tospew regularly. On “The LowePost,” Lowe analyzes the NBA

    through a very detailed lens,discussing things like synergy

    of the Houston Rockets, theorganizational dysfunction ofthe Sacramento Kings and the

    Detroit Piston’s pick-and-rolloffense.

    4

    DOUG GOTTLIEBBy far the youngestperson on this list,

    Gottlieb currently hosts “The

    Doug Gottlieb Show” on CBSand focuses primarily on collegebasketball. Gottlieb was a star

    point guard for Oklahoma Stateand led the country in assists

    in 1999. Gottlieb’s style is high-energy, well-spoken honesty,

    which occasionally gets himin trouble. Although CBS isn’tknown for its radio prowess,

    Gottlieb’s show provides asmart, conversational outlet.

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    THIS WEEK’S GAME

    MOUNTAIN WEST STANDINGS

    IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

    BASEBALLThe reigning Mountain West

    champion Nevada Wolf Pack has

    struggled in the first month of the2016 season, entering play againstUNLV with a 7-12 overall recordand just one conference win.Maybe when the season endswe’ll look back at last weekend’sseries against UNLV as the team’sturning point, as the Pack sweptUNLV in the three-game series,including two come-from-behind-victories.

    In the first game on Thursday,Nevada overcame a five-rundeficit for a 7-5 win. On Friday,the Pack grinded out a 6-5 win inextra innings. And on Saturday,Nevada trailed by two runs beforescoring four runs in the seventhand two in the eighth to pull off a7-4 victory over the team’s rival.

    On Saturday, Bryce Greager

    led the Pack, going 2-5 withtwo RBIs and one run. Two-wayplayer Trenton Brooks pitchedsix innings, allowing seven hits,three walks and two earned runs.Nevada’s next game is on Tuesdayagainst UC Davis at 2:30 p.m.

    SOFTBALL Nevada completed a sweep

    against Boise State last weekendin the first conference series of theyear. The third game of the series,which took place at Nevada’sChristina Hixson Softball Park,was won by a final score of 5-2 infront of 225 fans.

    The Wolf Pack was led byfreshman Brooke Bolinger,who tossed a complete game

    and notched a career-high 10strikeouts to improve her 10-2record on the season. Bolingerretired the first six batters viastrikeout before Boise State tiedthe game at one in the fourthinning.

    Nevada responded by scoringthree runs in the home half of thefourth, two of which were drivenin by Raquel Martinez. That wasall the offense Bolinger needed,as she shut out the Broncos in thefifth and sixth innings. Nevadaimproved to 22-5 and 3-0 in theMountain West.

    GOLFNevada earned a 13th-place

    finish at The Goodwin in Stanford,California on Saturday. The fieldconsisted of 26 teams, with threeother Mountain West teams inColorado State, Fresno State andSan Jose State. UC Davis earnedthe championship with a score of13 under par, a whopping 10 shotsbetter than the runner-up.

    “The course played toughtoday,” said Nevada coach JacobWilner. “The winds were up andthe greens were firm. We had agood tournament beating severalgood teams.”

    Freshman Travis Fredborghad the strongest tournamentfor Nevada, with a score of 215,including two eagles on Sunday.

    Nevada has its last tournamentof the season before the MountainWest championship, when it

    travels to El Macero, CaliforniaApril 15 through 17.

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    Where: Lawlor Events Center(11,536)

    TV: ESPNU

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