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    P PLMBy HAnnAH moSer

    SeniorStaffWriter

    Students enrolled in the Program

    in Liberal Medical Education who

    apply to medical schools other

    than Browns will oreit the spots

    reserved or them, according to a

    new policy enacted this week.PLME students received an

    e-mail and a letter in their mail-

    boxes on Wednesday inorming

    them o the change. Starting with

    the class o MD applicants who

    hope to begin in 2011, students

    must inorm the PLME oce by

    Sept. 15 o their senior year or

    each year they are on deerral i

    they intend to apply out. By ap-

    plying to other medical schools,

    they oreit their spots at Alpert

    Medical School, although they

    may re-apply to the Med School

    by the standard process.

    Previously, there was no pol-

    icy that addressed applying out,

    according to Associate Dean o

    Medicine Philip Gruppuso. It was

    never an issue, he said, because

    usually no more than one student

    per year applied out.

    However, around ve students

    rom the undergraduate class o

    2010 are sending applications

    elsewhere, Gruppuso said, and

    administrators anticipate similar

    numbers rom the class o 2011.

    Each year, the University enrolls

    about 50 PLMEs. Incoming Med

    School classes total around 100

    students.According to Gruppuso, the

    policy was added so that Med

    School admissions ocers could

    have a clearer picture o how many

    spots would be available in the

    P, By BriAn mAStroiAnni

    SeniorStaffWriter

    The intramural soccer team AppliedMath warms up on the eld behind

    the Olney-Margolies Athletic Center.

    The team members pass a ball back

    and orth, each wearing a simple

    white T-shirt as his uniorm. But one

    player in particular stands out: With

    his thinning white hair, Proessor o

    Applied Mathematics Basilis Gidas

    can easily be distinguished rom his

    teammates, who are mostly under-

    grads rom the department.

    Gidas may seem an unconven-

    tional teammate, but he is one o the

    many proessors, sta members and

    graduate students at Brown who

    compete alongside and against

    undergrads in intramural sports.

    Unlike varsity and club teams,

    Y - By DAn AlexAnDer

    SeniorStaffWriter

    Nothing suggested Brown would

    have a high-scoring day against Yale.

    Browns oense was shut out against

    Penn a week

    ago, and Yale

    had allowed

    just 10 points

    against Brown in the last two years

    combined. Going into the game, Yales

    deense had ranked seventh in the na-

    tion in scoring. Now, it ranks 12th.

    The Bears (5-3, 3-2 Ivy) put up

    35 points and gained 494yards against the Bulldogs

    in a 35-21 win Saturday in

    New Haven, Conn.

    We wanted to prove we are the

    best oense in the Ivy League, said

    wide receiver Bobby Sewall 10.

    The Brown oense, which is typi-

    cally pass-ocused, showed its most

    balanced attack o the season, gaining

    269 yards through the air and 225 on

    the ground.

    We dont choose to do a balanced

    attack, said Head Coach Phil Estes.

    Instead, he said, the Bears just took

    what Yales deense gave them.

    From the rst quarter on, Yale (4-4,

    2-3) let the Bears turn to their rush-

    ing attack. By the end o the game,

    the Bears had 42 rushes and only 31

    passes.

    Spiro Theodhosi 12, who had just

    11 carries this season beore Saturday,

    rushed 25 times or 167 yards and one

    touchdown.

    The key was Theodhosi, Estes

    said, adding that he was not surprised

    by how well he ran.

    Theodhosi, who has been the

    second man in the Bears two-back

    system this season, stepped into the

    leading role when Zachary Tronti 11

    sustained an injury that sidelined him

    or the rest o the game.

    Estes said the injury, likely a torn

    ACL and MCL, will probably end

    Trontis season, though X-rays have

    not come back yet.

    Quarterback Kyle Newhall-Ca-

    ballero 11 was 23-o-30 passing or

    269 yards with two touch-downs and an interception.

    He also had our carries or

    20 yards rushing and a touchdown.

    I think Kyle made some great

    plays or us, Estes said. He ran the

    ball extremely well.

    Newhall-Caballeros avorite threats

    on the pass were, as usual, Sewall and

    ellow wideout Buddy Farnham 10.

    Farnham had six catches or 62 yards

    and two touchdowns, while Sewall con-

    tributed ve receptions or 61 yards.

    But Newhall-Caballeros one in-

    terception was a costly one it was

    returned or a touchdown by the Bull-

    dog deense.

    Yales oense ound the endzone twice and added a eld goal.

    But they were 0-o-3 on points ater

    touchdown.

    The Bulldogs gained 345 total

    yards but threw three interceptions

    Hilary Rosenthal / Heral

    Professor of Applie Mathematics Basilis Gias is one of many profes-sors an gra stuents who participate in intramural sports.

    Kim Perley / Heral File Photo

    PLMEs will now hae to let the Uniersity know of their me school application plans by Sept. of their senior year.

    B By ellen cuSHing

    SeniorStaffWriter

    The Department o Public Saety

    reported 111 criminal oenses

    occurring on campus and in sur-

    rounding areas in 2008, accord-

    ing to an annual crime report

    released by the department ear-

    lier this all.

    O those 111, the vast majority,

    84, were burglaries. There were

    also nine robberies and eight

    motor-vehicle thets. There were

    ve reported cases o aggravated

    assault, our orcible sex oenses

    and one case o arson, according

    to the report.

    Consistent with previous

    years statistics, there were zero

    reported homicides or negligent

    manslaughters.

    The report, which is ederally

    mandated by the Clery Act, sum-

    marizes disciplinary reerrals and

    crimes reported to DPS and the

    Providence Police or the calen-dar years 2008, 2007 and 2006.

    Last years crime statistics rep-

    resent a dramatic increase in the

    number o reported thets. Last

    years 84 burglaries and eight mo-

    tor vehicle thets were up rom 54

    burglaries and our motor vehicle

    thets in 2007.

    Mark Porter, director o public

    saety, said the rise in thet was

    partially attributable to the bad

    economy, adding that Browns

    statistics were generally consis-

    tent with larger trends.

    Porter also said 96 percent o

    burglaries occurred in unlocked

    dorm rooms. We are seeing a

    rise in the issue o thet in un-

    locked and unattended rooms,

    he said.

    One student, Ishaan Sethi 13,

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    The following summary includes all

    major incidents reported to the Depart-

    ment o Public Saety between Oct. 15

    and Nov 2. It does not include general

    service and alarm calls. The Provi-

    dence Police Department also responds

    to incidents occurring off campus. DPS

    does not divulge inormation on cases

    that are currently under investigation

    by the department, PPD or the Ofce

    of Student Life. DPS maintains a daily

    log of all shift activity and general ser-

    vice calls which can be viewed during

    business hours at its headquarters,

    located at 75 Charlesfeld St.

    o. 158:27 a.m. Student reported that

    she let her room in Hegeman Hall

    E on Oct. 14 at 5 p.m. and locked her

    room door. When she returned to

    her room on Oct. 15 at 1:10 a.m., her

    door was unlocked and her room-

    mates were asleep in their rooms.

    When she entered her room, she

    noticed that her laptop computer

    was missing rom her desk. One o

    her roommates stated that when she

    returned to her room at 7:30 p.m. on

    Oct. 14, the room door was locked,

    but that she let the room door open

    ater that time and that she and an-

    other roommate went to bed at 10

    p.m. They reported that they heard

    the room door open at 12:15 a.m.

    and thought it was their roommate

    coming in and went back to sleep.

    o. 18

    1:42 a.m. Brown Police were

    dispatched to Wickenden Street in

    response to a loud party involving

    Brown students. Upon arriving, they

    met with Providence ocers who

    had already dispersed the party. Two

    Brown students were issued citations

    by the Providence Police.

    1:19 p.m. Complainant stated that

    between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m., someone

    broke the passenger-side window

    on his rental car at Charleseld and

    Brown streets and took his GPS de-

    vice rom the dashboard.

    2:55 p.m. Upon arrival at GoddardHouse, a Brown police ocer was

    met by two student victims. One stat-

    ed that she let her room at midnight

    and returned home at 2 a.m. and went

    to bed. Her door was let unlocked

    rom midnight until the time a thet

    was discovered. Her roommate was

    not in the room during the night. She

    returned to her room in the morning.

    The items stolen were a laptop and a

    pocketbook containing a credit card,

    debit card and a key to the room. Fa-

    cilities Management was notied and

    responded to change the locks.

    9:05 p.m. Victim stated that she

    and her roommate were out o their

    Goddard room between 11 p.m. Oct.

    17 and 2 a.m. Oct 18. The door was

    let unlocked during that time and

    while they slept during the night.

    When they heard that their riendsdownstairs had items stolen, they

    searched their room and noticed that

    their TV accessory that stores music

    and rents movies over the Internet

    was missing.

    o. 23

    10:27 a.m. Student stated that he

    last saw his bicycle locked to a pole

    at 86 Waterman St. on Oct. 22 at 11:30

    p.m. On Oct. 23 at 10:27 a.m., he no-

    ticed his bicycle and lock missing.

    The pole that his bicycle was locked

    to was approximately ve eet tall and

    is used as a tree support pole so

    it was possible that someone pickedup the bicycle and lock over the pole.

    o. 26

    11:56 p.m. Student stated his wal-

    let was stolen rom the game room

    in Morris Hall between 11:15 p.m.

    and 11:45 p.m. He stated that there

    were our unknown males in the room

    during that time and that they let the

    room beore he noticed his wallet

    missing.

    o. 27

    5:32 p.m. A Brown employee re-

    ported that sometime between 3:45

    p.m. and 5 p.m., someone smashed

    the passenger-side ront-door window

    on his vehicle at Prospect and Olive

    streets and took a GPS system that had

    been mounted on the ront windshield.

    o. 31

    1:55 a.m. Student reported that,

    sometime between 9:15 p.m. on Oct.

    30 and 1:50 a.m. on Oct. 31, an un-

    known person entered his Bronson

    House room and removed several

    valuable items. His room door was

    locked during this period o time, but

    the window was pushed open and the

    screen was cut. Items stolen included

    a fat-screen TV, a gaming console and

    game, a digital camera and a vacuum.

    There is a suspect at this time, and

    the case is under investigation.

    2:51 a.m. Brown student statedthat he and his roommate let their

    Grad Center C dorm room around

    11:30 p.m. When they returned about

    1:30 a.m they noticed that a TV, two

    laptops and an iPod were missing

    rom the room. They stated that their

    dorm room door sometimes does not

    close on its own. There were no signs

    o orced entry.

    10:20 a.m. Student stated that she

    let her Machado House dorm room

    at about 9:30 a.m. and said her room-

    mate was sleeping and that she did

    not lock the room door. When her

    roommate woke up at about 11 a.m.,

    she noticed the reporting partys lap-

    top was gone. The roommate saidwhile she was sleeping, she heard

    someone enter the room and heard

    some shufing at a desk. She thought

    it was her roommate returning to get

    something. Inside the computer there

    were two $20 bills. Also missing was

    a black leather computer case. There

    is a suspect, and the case is under

    investigation.

    11:25 a.m. Student stated that at

    around 8:30 a.m., an unknown sus-

    pect entered his unsecured Sears

    House room while he was sleeping.

    He thought that the suspect madea mistake and entered the wrong

    room. He didnt think anything o it

    and went back to sleep. The student

    later discovered that he was missing

    $80 rom his wallet, which was on

    the desk.

    1:20 p.m. Student reported that

    sometime between 11:30 p.m. on Oct.

    30 and midnight on Oct. 31, someone

    entered her Gregorian Quad A suite

    and took her laptop. She reported

    that it had been on the table in the

    lounge. The lounge area is just inside

    the main entry door, and she reported

    that the door to the suite had been let

    ajar during the evening.5:05 p.m. Student victim stated

    that he let his Grad Center C suite

    at 12:30 a.m. He let his door propped

    open and went to a party. He re-

    turned to his suite at 2:20 a.m. and

    closed the door. In the morning, he

    noticed that his laptop was missing.

    n. 1

    2:46 a.m. Sometime between 12:45

    a.m. and 1:15 a.m., an unknown per-

    son entered a students unlocked Ol-

    ney House dorm room and removed

    his laptop and speakers. The student

    was in the bathroom during this pe-

    riod o time.

    9:43 a.m. Two students had theirlaptops stolen rom their unattended

    Andrews Hall room, which was un-

    locked.

    6:17 p.m. Ocers were dispatched

    to 70 Ship St. or a larceny rom a mo-

    tor vehicle. Reporting party stated

    she noticed a green pocketbook

    on the sidewalk with the contents

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    Its surprising an concerning. Aurora durfee 10, on the spike in burglaries in 2008

    Strong debut for GLISP bodeswell for second semesterBy leonArDo moAuro

    ContributingWriter

    The Global Independent Study Initia-

    tive, which debuted this semester,

    drew 14 participants in its inaugu-

    ral run and is looking orward to

    receiving a second crop o propos-

    als or the spring, said Kendall

    Brostuen, director o the oce o

    international programs.

    To create a project under the Initia-

    tive known as a GLISP and similar

    to an Independent Study Project or

    a Group Independent Study Project

    students must design a research

    project that they then carry out during

    a semester abroad under the guidanceo a Brown proessor. It aims to give

    students a chance to remain involved

    with Browns aculty and curriculum

    while abroad, Brostuen said. Students

    also receive a Brown course credit

    upon completion o the program.

    The program really sets Brown

    apart rom other institutions, Bros-

    tuen said, adding that Brown is the

    rst U.S. school that he knows o to

    implement such a program.

    GLISP applications or the spring

    semester were due last week, but the

    Oce o International Programs is

    going to try to be very fexible with

    the deadline, Brousten said. He said

    he expects the program to receiveewer applications in the spring than

    it did this all because students did not

    have a whole summer to prepare or

    it this time around.

    In addition to receiving course

    credit, GLISP research can also serve

    as a oundation or a senior thesis,

    Brostuen said, and it can deepen a

    student-aculty relationship that might

    otherwise be truncated by the semes-

    ter abroad.

    Students currently complet-

    ing GLISPs said they ound the

    program valuable.

    I thought that conducting a GLISP

    might also give me a better idea owhat topic Id like to pursue or my

    senior thesis, wrote Marina Irgon

    11 in an e-mail to The Herald rom

    the Czech Republic. Irgons GLISP

    evaluates how the recent economic cri-

    sis has maniested itsel in the Czech

    Republic.

    One o the greatest downalls o

    study abroad is the general lack o aca-

    demic rigor, Irgon wrote. Conducting

    a GLISP is a great way to be academi-

    cally productive while abroad.

    A GLISP allows students to useprimary resources or resources that

    can only be ound in the study-abroad

    city or country, wrote Celina Pedrosa

    11, who is studying in France this se-

    mester, in an e-mail to The Herald.

    Her project ocuses on the cultural

    impact and social integration o Bra-

    zilian exiles in Paris who fed Brazils

    dictatorship in the 1970s.

    But or some students, the pro-

    cess o ormulating a research topic

    proves challenging.

    For me, the hardest part o the

    application process was designing my

    own topic, wrote Megan Lin 11 in

    an e-mail to The Herald. She is study-ing monetary economic policy in the

    United Kingdom at the London School

    o Economics.

    Proessor o Hispanic Studies Julio

    Ortega, who is currently advising Mi-

    chelle Levinson 11 on a GLISP she is

    doing in Cuba, said a rigorous process

    was important to making the projects

    valuable. I hope it is dicult that

    there are rigorous criteria because

    internationalization must be a serious

    undertaking or all concerned, he

    wrote in an e-mail to The Herald.

    Though an ocean may divide them

    rom their advisees, aculty advisers

    are expected to maintain close involve-

    ment with students who are doingGLISPs, and they ultimately grade

    the nal research paper that emerges

    rom the study.

    Patricia Symonds, an adjunct as-

    sociate proessor o anthropology who

    is advising Eleanor Chute 11 during

    her stay in China, regularly e-mails

    and chats with Chute via Skype and

    also responds to specic questions,

    Symonds wrote in an e-mail to The

    Herald. She also said she is a resource

    i Chute is simply eeling the need to

    talk to someone at home.

    The research proposals are re-

    viewed by a committee composed o

    members rom the OIP, the CollegeCurriculum Council which also

    reviews ISPs and GISPs and the

    Oce o the Dean o the College.

    The committee did not reject

    any GLISP applications or this se-

    mester, Brostuen said, but it did ask

    some students to clariy specics o

    their projects.

    We were amazed at the kind

    o proposals we were getting,

    Brostuen said.

    class.

    This is totally about our need-

    ing to ll the medical school class,

    Gruppuso said. Were not trying

    to manipulate the careers o the

    PLME students.

    Students applying to medical

    school can normally accept a spot

    at one school while remaining on

    the waitlist or several others. A

    place on the waitlist can open up

    as late as the day beore orienta-

    tion, and students have the option

    to accept it, leaving the rejected

    school scrambling to ll the spot.

    Guaranteeing PLMEs a spot while

    allowing them to apply out, Grup-

    puso said, would eectively al-

    low them to make Brown their

    saety school.

    Gruppuso said the Med School

    receives between 70 and 80 appli-

    cations or each spot in the class,

    and or every two students who

    inject uncertainty into the pro-

    gram we need another inter-

    view day.

    It actually just became a ne-

    cessity or us to be able to ll our

    medical school class, Gruppuso

    said.

    But current PLME under-

    graduates, who wont be granted

    exceptions, eel the policy violates

    the conditions under which they

    entered the program, according

    to Arune Gulati 11, who serves

    on the PLME Senate.

    Gulati said the policy, i enact-

    ed, should apply only to incom-

    ing classes and not to students

    who entered the program beore

    the change. He said many PLME

    students who may have also ap-

    plied to similar programs at other

    schools made their decisions

    based on the programs leniency.

    The policy makes a lot o

    sense or the medical school, and

    I denitely see where theyre com-

    ing rom, Gulati said. But now,

    he added, theyve changed the

    whole game.

    Gulati added that some stu-

    dents apply out in order to weigh

    their options or nancial aid.

    The change is especially rus-

    trating, he said, or th-semester

    juniors who have already prepared

    to apply out by taking second-

    semester organic chemistry and

    paying to take MCAT courses,

    neither o which are required by

    the PLME guidelines.

    It would make perect sense

    i people being admitted to the

    program knew about the policy

    beorehand, Gulati said.

    It should not have to aect

    the classes who are already here,

    said Dominic Wu 12, a class repre-

    sentative to the PLME Senate. Wuis not planning to apply out, but he

    collected the opinions o several

    PLME students and included them

    in an e-mail to Associate Dean o

    Medicine Julianne Ip, who sent

    out the notication letters.

    Ip orwarded the e-mail to

    Gruppuso, who said he plans to

    meet with a group o juniors and

    hold a town-hall meeting with rst-

    years and sophomores.

    Wu said he invited his class-

    mates to come and voice their

    opinions at the next PLME Sen-

    ate meeting on Sunday.

    PLM z continued frompage 1

    said he was surprised by the num-

    ber o burglaries.

    I would think it would be like

    10, he said. Thats really some-

    thing I wouldnt expect.

    This years statistics also show

    an increase in the number o re-

    ported hate crimes on campus

    ve in 2008, up rom zero in

    2007 and one in 2006. O those

    ve, three were classied as van-

    dalism and two were classied as

    intimidation. All involved race or

    religion.

    Some students expressed con-

    cern about the spike in this type

    o crime.

    Its surprising and concern-

    ing, said Aurora Duree 10. O

    course, Id like to expect that

    were moving toward a more ac-

    cepting environment, especially

    at Brown.

    But Porter said this uptick

    was due to a change in the U.S.

    Department o Educations re-

    porting regulations, which are

    binding on all colleges and uni-

    versities participating in ederal

    nancial aid programs, including

    Pell Grants, Staord Loans and

    Perkins Loans.

    In past years, intimidation

    and vandalism were not report-

    able hate crimes, and this pastyear they were, he wrote in an

    e-mail to The Herald. He said the

    majority o last years hate crimes

    were vandalism-related incidents

    involving bias and derogatory

    grati.

    But the number o orcible sex

    oenses in 2008 dropped by more

    than hal rom 10 in 2007 to

    our in 2008.

    Vice President or Campus Lie

    and Student Services Margaret

    Klawunn, whose oce manages

    the Universitys sexual assault

    resources, wrote in an e-mail to

    The Herald that it is dicult to

    identiy a single cause or the

    drop, especially as sexual assault

    is widely known to be one o the

    most underreported crimes, both

    on and o college campuses.

    The DPS report also listed the

    number o disciplinary reerrals

    or alcohol, drugs and weapons

    law violations. In 2008, there were

    nine reerrals or weapons viola-

    tions, 29 or drugs and 31 or alco-

    hol. This represents a departure

    rom 2007, when there were 77

    reported liquor law violations and

    18 drug violations.

    While there were no reported

    arrests or the 2008 violations,

    those ound to be acting out o

    accordance with the Universitys

    policy are reerred to the Oce o

    Student Lie and are subject to the

    Universitys disciplinary code.

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    40

    60

    80

    2007

    2008

    Burglary ArsonForcible Sex

    Offenses

    Aggravated

    Assault

    Motor Vehicle

    Thefts

    Robbery

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    intramural teams do not belong toconerences or leagues that compete

    in regional or national tournaments,

    only playing against other Brown

    teams on campus. With 305 teams

    in 13 dierent sports, intramural

    athletics provide a less competitive

    outlet or aculty, students and sta

    to leave behind the stress o the

    classroom and the workplace.

    Ive always viewed intramurals

    as something o a recreational out-

    let, said Intramural and Facility

    Coordinator Diane Yee. School is

    more than education. It is about

    community bringing students

    and sta together.Yee, who participates in intramu-

    ral ootball and sotball, oversees the

    1,687 members o the Brown com-

    munity who play intramural sports

    including 167 aculty and sta

    members and 482 grad students.

    Linda Chernak GS, who is cur-

    rently pursuing a Ph.D. in geological

    sciences, has been playing or the

    departments Rolling Stones soccer

    and sotball teams since her rst

    year at Brown.

    Intramural sports gives us

    something to do other than re-

    search, Chernak said. It is a nice

    break.

    Chernak added that she enjoysplaying with her departments ac-

    ulty members. It is nice to see

    our proessors in a dierent light,

    she said.Rachael Mazzella 12 said she

    understands why grad students

    would want to participate in intra-

    murals. As captain o Synapsed,

    an intramural soccer team, Maz-

    zella has requently played against

    grad students.

    I love playing intramural soccer,

    and i I were three years older, I

    would want to have the opportu-

    nity to do it still, she said. Its un

    or everyone.

    The only downside, Mazzella

    said, is the higher skill level o some

    o the grad students.

    I wish it was a more equal dis-tribution o grad students and un-

    dergrads, but I wouldnt really say

    that it is a big deal, she said. We

    all still have un.

    Luiz Valente PhD83, associate

    proessor o Portuguese and Brazil-

    ian studies, has been a dedicated

    intramural athlete since 1987, when

    he joined the Eulers pronounced

    Oilers a hockey team started

    by physics graduate students and

    named ater the mathematician Le-

    onhard Euler.

    Growing up in Brazil, Valente

    played volleyball and soccer or

    most o his lie and did not discover

    his love or hockey until he was anundergrad at Bowdoin College. Ev-

    eryone at Bowdoin played hockey,

    he said.

    Valente, who has served as theEulers team captain and also as

    a aculty adviser to Browns var-

    sity hockey team, said hockey is

    one o those sports that once you

    start playing it, you never want to

    stop.

    The Eulers have included a

    mix o aculty and students rom

    disciplines as varied as music, phi-

    losophy and chemistry as well as

    some o Valentes students.

    Once you are on the ice, you

    want to play, Valente said. You

    dont think about relationships be-

    yond the ice.

    This relaxed attitude to sportsdrew Miranda Fasulo to Browns

    intramural program as soon as she

    arrived on campus as the manager

    or planning and special programs

    at the Watson Institute or Inter-

    national Studies. An athlete in

    high school, Fasulo joined Slam,

    a womens ve-on-ve basketball

    team, looking to nd a break rom

    her lie in the oce.

    We play or un, she said.

    Were serious enough where we

    want to win But in the end, we

    dont care i we win or lose.

    Though the team was started by

    an undergrad, over time it came to

    include mostly sta and graduate

    students associated with Watson.

    Fasulo said intramural sports

    provide a un way to get exer-

    cise and meet other people who

    have a passion or sports, as well

    as or building the morale o

    University employees.

    Its great to just get people to

    use a gym, period, she said. Its

    just a great benet to the sta,

    makes them eel young and keeps

    them in shape.

    But Fasulo said she has ound

    the schedule or games which

    sometimes start as late as 11 p.m.

    inconvenient or sta and ac-

    ulty, who have to be ready or work

    by 8:30 a.m. the next day. She saidshe is also rustrated by the low

    number o women who play intra-

    mural sports on campus. Eighty-

    one percent o grad students and

    83 percent o aculty and sta who

    play intramural sports are men, ac-

    cording to Yee.

    Because o the disproportionate

    ratio o male to emale intramural

    athletes, Slam is taking a break this

    season. Instead, the team members

    have been keeping their shooting

    skills sharp by playing together

    on weekends.

    Yee said it has been dicult to

    structure the intramural programto acheive a more equal gender

    distribution. Having brainstormed

    options, including separate leagues

    that were all-male, all-emale and co-

    ed, the athletics department ound

    that intramural athletes preerred

    the current system.

    The mentality that anyone can

    enjoy intramural sports at Brown

    is something Gidas particularly

    loves about the program. Though

    he has been playing soccer with

    others rom his department since

    the late 1980s, he only made Applied

    Math an ocial intramural team

    this semester.

    The team consists o students,

    aculty and a ew visiting scholars

    rom all over the world, including

    Europe, the United States and South

    America, said Gidas, who managed

    to rally together a team three hours

    beore the applications deadline.

    Soccer has held its appeal

    to Gidas since his childhood in

    Greece.

    I was born in, what was at the

    time, a third-world country, he

    said. Soccer is always somethingyou can play. Even i you dont have

    a good ball, you create one.

    Gidas added that he sees con-

    nections between soccer and math-

    ematics. The strategic element o

    soccer is part o why I like it, he

    said. You have the strategy to avoid

    blocking rom other players you

    have to make a split-second decision

    in response to an opponent who is

    quite intelligent.

    Back on the eld, Gidas blocks

    a member o the opposing team,

    moving with the dexterity o a

    younger man, and he successully

    deends the goal rom the opposingteam. Applied Math triumphs over

    the Swedish Medics with a score

    o 4-2, continuing its season-long

    winning streak, and Gidas high-ves

    his teammates, patting them on the

    back, joking around.

    A good mind is also a good

    body, Gidas said. Physical activity

    strengthens your mental thinking.

    We do have ocial teams here, but

    intramural gives the opportunity or

    everybody else to participate.

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    CMPS wS It is about community bringing stuents an staff together diane Yee, Intramural an Facility Coorinator

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    Intramural teams, such as the Applie Math soccer team (aboe), inclueplayers of all ages. Fun, not wins, is the primary goal.

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    spilled out. She determined that the

    owner was a grad student. The

    victim stated that she arrived at

    Ship Street around 5:30 p.m. and

    parked her vehicle. She hid her

    pocketbook under a vest and put

    her GPS in the center console. She

    let the GPS holder on the ront

    windshield. The victim stated that

    $10 was missing rom her pock-

    etbook along with her new GPS.

    Providence Police took a report,

    and there are suspects at this time.

    n. 2

    5:13 p.m. Student stated that at

    3 p.m., he was eating in the Sharpe

    Reectory and had his laptop on

    the seat next to him. He let at 3:30

    p.m. and went home and an hour

    later he remembered that he let

    his laptop. He returned and spoke

    to several workers, but they could

    not nd the laptop.

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    Bb By emily KirKlAnD

    Contributing Writer

    Leavittsburg, Ohio, a new musi-cal written by Nate Sloan 09 that

    premieres this Thursday in Browns

    Stuart Theatre, brings more than a

    year o meetings, readings, rehears-

    als and late-night revisions to ruition.

    For Brownbrokers the group that

    has produced student-written mu-

    sicals at Brown or more than 70

    years Leavittsburg is the rst

    new show since sweeping changes

    two years ago that brought more

    aculty involvement and department

    resources to the program.

    Under the new system, each

    show spends a year in development

    and a year in production, said AaronMalkin 10, a Brownbrokers board

    member and the assistant director

    or Leavittsburg. Faculty members

    direct the shows instead o the stu-

    dent directors o past productions. In

    addition, the shows budget is con-

    siderably larger, said Mike Williams

    10, a ellow board member and one

    o the musicals leads.

    According to Malkin, the Brown-

    brokers board received our propos-

    als or new shows last December.

    O those our, two were chosen or

    urther development: Leavittsburg

    and Adding Up, by Sarah Kay 10

    and Drew Nobile 07. Through col-

    laboration between the writers, theBrownbrokers board, Proessor

    o Theatre Arts and Perormance

    Studies Lowry Marshall and Adjunct

    Lecturer in Theatre Arts and Per-

    ormance Studies Andy Hertz, the

    proposals were transormed into two

    ull-length musicals. These were then

    given staged readings in late spring.

    On the basis o those two readings,

    Malkin said, the board and the twoaculty members chose Leavitts-

    burg or the all season.

    Leavittsburg tells the story o

    a girl rom rural Ohio who returns

    home or spring break during her

    rst year at a prestigious university

    in New York City. She brings her

    boyriend, an urban sophisticate,

    with her. Complications ensue.

    The show is based on personal

    experience, but its greatly exagger-

    ated, said Sloan, a New York City na-

    tive who once traveled to Oklahoma

    with a girlriend to meet her amily.

    As part o the new development

    process, Sloan worked closely withaculty mentors and the Brownbro-

    kers board in developing the plot and

    the characters. Marshall said that

    the resulting changes ranged rom

    the inclusion o a single joke to the

    addition o a chorus that brought the

    cast to 22 rom an original six.

    There were never any ultima-

    tums, just suggestions, Sloan said o

    the development process. Invariably

    correct suggestions, he added.

    I dont want to say I eel blessed,

    Sloan said, but I really do eel Ive

    been lucky to work with such tal-

    ented people.

    Marshall, who is directing the

    show, was quick with praise orSloans collaborative skills.

    Hes voracious in soliciting

    advice, Marshall said.

    Whas pas s p

    Many distinguished writers have

    come out o the Brownbrokers pro-

    gram. According to the Brownbro-

    kers Web site, the group was ounded

    in 1935 by Burt Shevelove, who wenton to write A Funny Thing Hap-

    pened on the Way to the Forum.

    Other alumni include Alred Uhry

    58 (who wrote Parade and Driv-

    ing Miss Daisy) and David Yazbek

    82, who composed scores or Dirty

    Rotten Scoundrels and The Full

    Monty. A Brownbrokers show by

    Stephen Karam 02, Emma, won

    the American College Theatre Fes-

    tivals Best Musical Award in 2002

    and was perormed at the Kennedy

    Center in Washington, D.C. Karams

    new play, Speech and Debate, was

    the second most produced new play

    in America last year, according toMarshall.

    According to John Emigh, proes-

    sor emeritus o theatre arts and per-

    ormance studies, the Brownbrokers

    program is highly unusual among

    Browns peer schools. Student-writ-

    ten shows at Harvard, Columbia and

    other universities tend to be comic

    reviews with skits and songs, not

    ull musicals.

    Its very uniquely Brown, said

    Williams.

    But the Brownbrokers program

    also has what Emigh called a check-

    ered history.

    As he put it, Brownbrokers pre-

    sented some lovely shows, but alsomany that earned less than rave re-

    views and still more that earned

    rave reviews they didnt deserve.

    There was one show called Ugly

    Saaas 12 sps ffa ha f h d

    arts inbrief

    Taking a break from installing her solo sculpture show

    Sunay, Cecilia Salama 12 looke aroun the small gallery

    room at the half-ozen works she ha alreay put up. I think

    Ie become completely numb to the fact that all this stuff is

    gross, she muse.

    Gross is in the eye of the beholer. That sai, there is ef-

    initely a certain yuck factor to Salamas untitle sculptures,

    which are on iew on the secon floor of List Art Center this

    week, with a closing reception Thursay eening. They are

    mixe meia works, some of which feature glue- or concrete-

    cake fabrics contorte into perpetual rumple-ness. Others

    are coate with un-colore resin.

    An then, of course, theres the hair a surprising

    amount of it, Salama sai. She took the bus to Pawtucket in

    search of og fur there are no groomers in Proience,

    she claime an poune the paement collecting the

    sweepings from Thayer Street hair salons. Then she stuffe

    the hair big, tangle clos of it into nylon stockings,

    creating penular sculptures that swing gently from the ceil-ing an the walls.

    Salamas show is the culmination of an inepenent stuy

    project on art inspire by the boy. She worke with Paul

    Myoa, assistant professor of isual art, who helpe her fin

    artistic preceents to respon to, like the messy, organic

    works of Louise Bourgeois, Kiki Smith an Ea Hesse.

    After many weeks of research an planning, Salama mae

    the works all at once so there coul be a strong ialogue

    between them all.

    Mostly, I just like experimenting, playing aroun with if-

    ferent things, ifferent forms, Salama sai.

    You can plan all you like, but you neer know how its go-

    ing to turn out, she continue.

    For Salama, the shows ominant aesthetic is the contrast

    between clean an irty. She sai she use resin to gie

    the homely works a kin of sheen, making them more isu-

    ally complex.

    I still feel like theres something ery beautiful about

    it, she sai, looking aroun at her work, een though its

    filthy.

    Ben Hyman

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    S CL Theres a kin of elightful uncertainty. dennis Kozee 10, on the prouction of Leaittsburg, Ohio B , By KAyleigH ButerA

    ContributingWriter

    This weekend, a cruise directors

    voice instructed audience members

    to sit back and prepare or a journey

    o cultural experiences. The cruise

    ship was the Salomon auditorium,

    and the cultural tour guides were

    Browns Mezcla dancers.

    Mezcla is a student-run Latino

    perorming arts group. The groups

    name Spanish or mixture

    refects its mission to explore and

    convey the diversity and richness o

    Latino culture, according to Mez-clas Web site.

    Dancer Jennier Gutierrez 12

    said Mezcla is just as much about

    community as it is about perorm-

    ing arts. It unites students through

    dance, she said.

    True to its mission o mixture,

    Mezclas all show, On a Boat,

    guided the audience on an interna-

    tional cruise o a medley o Latino

    dances.

    The show was high-energy rom

    the very rst port-o-call, Brazil. In

    this number, eight emale danc-

    ers in jingling belts perormed an

    animated samba that set up the

    spirited atmosphere or the rest othe night.

    The next stop was Venezuela,

    where two couples perormed a styl-

    ish salsa. The womens red dresses

    encircled the dancers as they spun

    and fipped over their partners

    backs. A playul cumbia dance ol-

    lowed, with perormers in traditional

    Colombian costume.

    Next up was a minor geographi-

    cal detour. In a guest appearance,

    Badmaash, Browns Indian dance

    troupe, took the stage. Dancers

    with bells on their ankles and hands

    towards the skies drummed their

    bare eet on the stage. While this

    perormance was unlike the other

    dances culturally, its spirit and pas-

    sion aligned perectly with the rest

    o the evening.

    Back on the Latino tour, the au-

    dience enjoyed a colorul famenca

    perormance whose pace acceler-

    ated to a lively rhythm. A Cuban

    salsa, complete with playul partner

    switching and lits, ollowed the fa-

    menca dance.

    Browns student mariachi band

    made a guest appearance as well.They serenaded the audience with

    guitars, violins, trumpets and es-

    tive shouts.

    Next came a Dominican-style

    merengue inused with reggaeton,

    a un combination o traditional and

    modern dance that refects Mez-

    clas ability to combine and unite

    diverse elements.

    In an interesting twist, guest

    perormers Unnatural Selection,

    a student break-dancing group,

    adapted to the theme o the night. A

    ew technical diculties at Fridays

    perormance meant that their own

    music would not play, but the danc-

    ers were not azed, and they went onto break-dance to Latin guitar music.

    They adjusted their rhythm, and the

    resulting dance was an impressive

    and ortuitous cross-cultural

    perormance.

    Mezcla wrapped up the night

    with modern hip-hop dances in ront

    o projected graphics o New York

    and Puerto Rico. In a nal burst o

    color, the dancers walked down the

    aisles, waving the fags o the vari-

    ous countries whose dance styles

    had been perormed.

    and a Vegetable, he said. I dont

    really remember what it was about,

    but it had a lot o puns in it.

    Emigh described one year when

    the Brownbrokers board was let

    without a script. They perormed a

    show by Woody Allen instead. An-

    other year, they lacked a composer.

    So, Emigh said, they borrowed

    songs rom satiric songwriter Tom

    Lehrer and stitched them together

    into a plot.

    Proessional musicals usually

    spend many years being work-

    shopped and revised beore they

    are ever produced. But the previous

    Brownbrokers program required

    students to write, develop and pro-

    duce an original musical within a

    single calendar year something

    Malkin called an impossible

    task.

    Marshall agreed, calling the

    process rantic.

    Along with the accelerated

    schedule, the old program paired

    student-written musicals with oten

    inexperienced student directors.

    Writers attempting their rst musi-

    cal sometimes ended up working

    with rst-time directors, Emigh

    said, which magnied the inher-

    ent challenges in producing new

    work.

    It was such a hard thing toask o students, regardless o tal-

    ent, Marshall said. It was almost

    cruel.

    th a m. Sa

    Sloan said he had benetted

    enormously rom the aculty guid-

    ance. When Sloan began writing

    Leavittsburg, he had no experi-

    ence in musical theater. His expo-

    sure to the Brownbrokers program

    came through a class in writing mu-

    sicals Hertz o ered last all. Sloan

    said he had been a musical theater

    geek as a kid but had abandoned

    it in high school. Although he was

    a music concentrator and had been

    composing or years, his only in-

    volvement in theater at Brown was

    as a musician in the pit.

    This show just arrived in our

    inbox an hour beore the deadline,

    Williams said. We had no idea he

    was out there.

    Sloans proposal was especiallyunusual in that he planned to write

    music, book and lyrics or Leavitts-

    burg. Marshall said most writers

    work in teams, with one respon-

    sible or music and the other or

    the words.

    Last spring, ater Leavittsburg

    was selected or production, Sloan

    graduated. He let Rhode Island to

    begin a doctoral program in histori-

    cal musicality at Stanord just as the

    show got underway this all. Malkin

    said that meant requent phone calls

    and e-mails among Marshall, Mal-

    kin and Sloan, who also few out or

    crucial periods like casting.It was crazy, Marshall said,

    adding that or the next show,

    theyd attempt to select a group

    o writers whod still be at Brown

    during production.

    But Dennis Kozee 10 and Ned

    Riseley 12, both actors in Leavitts-

    burg, said the excitement o work-

    ing on a new show had outweighed

    the added stress.

    Theres a kind o delightul un-

    certainty, Kozee said.

    Williams said he valued the

    chance to shape the character he

    was playing.

    I love the circle o exchange

    between actor and writer, he said,

    even though that entailed a script

    still undergoing changes as the last

    week o rehearsals began. Accord-

    ing to Marshall, two weeks beore

    the premiere, Sloan added an entire-

    ly new scene to the second act.

    I just want to say sorry to all

    the cast members who had to keep

    waiting or their lines and music,

    Sloan said, laughing.

    But all diculties aside, Sloan

    said he is now considering a career

    in musical theater.

    This has been the most thrilling

    experience o my lie, he said.

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    The Brown daily Heral

    : MLB

    Now that the World Series is over andthe Yankees are once again champi-

    ons o baseball, the world, universe,

    whatever, its a great time to step back

    and refect on what we learned. Base-

    ball is a simple game, and here are

    some simple lessons.

    Fear the Yankees

    Saying the Yankees are really

    good is an understatement. I dont

    know i you noticed, but they basi-

    cally destroyed the American League

    East, rampaged through the playos

    and rightully won a title. O course,

    spending $400 million on some o thebest ree agents, having the highest

    payroll by a stadium-load and having

    essentially no weak spots tends to do

    that. Dont hate the game, hate the

    system and the system is stacked

    in the Yankees avor. The bad news

    is theyve got more money to spend

    this oseason. The worse news is

    they nally gured out how to spend

    it wisely.

    More money is better than

    less money

    The big-market teams dominated

    the playos this year, and really the

    playo race. Large-market teams with

    the ability to print money are able tooutspend their ellow small market

    teams. Sure, there are arguments

    about prot-maximizing owners, but

    it still comes down to population den-

    sity. Especially with the recession, we

    saw the gap between baseballs haves

    and have-nots grow wider.

    You should play in the NL

    Sure, you can scream sample

    size, but looking at the AL players

    returning to the National League,

    one starts to get the idea that the

    NL is just plain bad. Matt Holliday

    hit .286/.378/.454 with Oakland

    pretty good numbers but a-

    ter joining St. Louis, he put up an

    insane .353/.419/.604. Remember

    John Smoltz, Brad Penny or Vicente

    Padilla? Smoltzs ERA+, where 100

    is the average and higher is better,

    jumped rom 57 with Boston to 97

    with St. Louis. Penny jumped rom 84to 165, while Padilla went rom 92 to

    130. George Sherrill, Adam LaRoche,

    Edwin Encarnacion. I could go on, but

    you get the point.

    Zack Greinke is amazing

    Easily the Cy Young winner, its

    not even close. With three-plus pitch-

    es, Greinke destroyed the AL. He

    posted a 2.16 ERA, 1.07 WHIP and 203

    strikeouts in 229.1 innings with a 4.75

    K/BB ratio. According to angraphs.

    com, he also led the league in Field-

    ing Independent Pitching (2.33), Win

    Probability Added (6.07) and Wins

    Above Replacement (9.4). All those

    ancy math stats and traditional stats

    and eyeballs say the same thing:

    Greinke is an ace.

    Joe Mauer and Albert Pujols

    j By Benjy ASHer

    SportS StaffWriter

    Coming into his reshman year

    o college, Je Larentowicz 05

    certainly didnt envision a proes-

    sional soccer career. In act, he was

    skeptical about his prospects at the

    collegiate level.

    I thought Brown was a bit o a

    reach or my talent level, Laren-

    towicz said.

    But now, Larentowicz is thriving

    on the American soccer stage in his

    th season with the New England

    Revolution o Major League Soc-

    cer. On Oct. 25, Larentowicz had

    possibly the biggest moment o his

    career, when he sent a ree kick

    into the back o the net in the clos-

    ing minutes o New Englands nal

    regular season match. The goal,

    Larentowiczs rst o the season,

    gave the Revolution a 1-0 win over

    Columbus Crew and clinched the

    leagues nal playo spot.

    Despite Larentowiczs low ex-

    pectations coming into Brown,

    Head Coach Mike Noonan gave

    him opportunities rom the start.

    Though he was recruited as a or-

    ward and was listed under that posi-

    tion or the duration o his resh-

    man year, Noonan recognized that

    Larentowicz, the son o a soccer

    coach out o West Chester, Pa., pos-

    sessed remarkable adaptability andaptitude or the game, and inserted

    him into the rotation as a deender

    rom the outset.

    One o the things that I

    liked the most about Je when

    I recruited him was that he was

    very versatile, Noonan said. We

    plugged him in where our need

    was at the time, and Je just got on

    with what the teams needs were,

    and hes still doing that today with

    the Revolution.

    Larentowicz did not disappoint,

    playing in all 16 games that season

    and leading Brown to a share o the

    Ivy League championship and earn-

    ing All-Ivy honorable mention in

    the process. His rst collegiate goal

    came in the rst hal o the teams

    nal league game, en route to a

    title-clinching 3-0 win at Harvard.

    It was a big game and we were

    all getting up or it, Larentowicz

    said. We had a lot o our students

    come up or the game, and I just

    remember scoring the goal and

    running over to all the ans and

    celebrating that was really spe-

    cial.

    Larentowicz continued to excel

    in his sophomore year, earning sec-

    , b . By AnDreW BrAcA

    SportS editor

    The womens hockey team picked

    up a point against two o the top

    our teams in the ECAC over the

    weekend.

    Ater battling to a scoreless tie

    with Quinnipiac on Friday night in

    Meehan Auditorium, Bruno ell to

    Princeton by a 5-0 score the ollow-

    ing day, moving to 1-4-1 overall and

    0-3-1 in ECAC play.

    It was okay, said Head Coach

    Digit Murphy ater the Quinnipiac

    game. It wasnt great, but we didnt

    lose, and we got a point.

    Bw 0, qpa 0 (ot)The Bears and Bobcats (5-3-2,

    3-0-1) combined or 66 shots, but

    Brown goalie Katie Jamieson 13

    and Quinnipiac netminder Victoria

    Vigilanti stopped them all to post

    dual shutouts and secure the tie.

    Our goaltending was solid, as it

    has been, Murphy said. Jamiesons

    been playing really well.

    The game opened shakily or

    the Bears, who took two penalties

    in the rst our minutes the rst

    or having too many players on the

    ice but they were able to kill o

    both Bobcats power plays.

    Our kids getting mixed up on

    the bench, especially since theywere upperclassmen, that was rus-

    trating or me, but we did kill it,

    Murphy said. Our kill has been

    pretty good all year.

    Brown rallied to end the rst pe-

    riod with a 13-9 advantage in shots,

    but Viglianti made the save o the

    game in the 13th minute when she

    ell on her back but still managed to

    swat the puck out o the crease.

    There were points in the game

    where they could have scored on usand we could have scored on them,

    Murphy said. It was just rustrating

    because I elt like we had opportu-

    nities and we just couldnt put the

    puck in the net.

    The Bobcats turned the tables

    to post a 13-6 shot advantage in

    the second period, but the Bears

    weathered the storm.

    The momentum shited a ew

    times, and we held the ort and then

    got out o it, whereas in the past

    wed kind o get caught in that vor-

    tex kind o thing, Murphy said.

    Bruno surged again in the third

    period to tally 13 shots, notching

    our o them during the teams

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    SPSw The efense i a really goo job toay. W. Ice Hockey Hea Coach digit Murphy

    too

    Ill take a plus bat, plus deenderand plus leadership rolled into one.

    Mauer hit an incredible .365/.444/.587,

    leading the AL with a 177 OPS+ and

    8.2 WAR. Pujols hit .327/.443/.658 with

    a 188 OPS+ and 8.4 WAR. These two

    are the best at their positions, and it

    isnt close.

    Doing drugs

    Hello A-Roid! Its okay, well let your

    loosey-goosey era slide now that youre

    a champion. Manny? Hows that baby

    coming? That ertility drug didnt seem

    to slow you down. Its okay though,

    Bronson Arroyo apparently did roids

    too, though clearly it hasnt reallyhelped, but at least his honesty and

    media attacks are entertaining. My

    personal avorite: Tim Lincecum. No

    wonder his astball velocity is always

    so high. Maybe you can be like Tiny

    Tim too!

    Blackmailing a Mets GM is the

    new rage

    Thank you, Omar Minaya, youare correct. A beat writer rom some

    obscure newspaper who is secretly

    petitioning or a job is the single reason

    why the Mets were terrible this year.

    Were all out to get you. As or you,

    Steve Phillips, way to go? Should have

    handled it like Letterman. Unortunate-

    ly, Phillips departure doesnt make

    Baseball Tonight any more educational

    or insightul.

    isa pa ad ps

    Just put in instant replay already.

    It wont take that much longer. It will

    save everyone embarrassment.

    Thats a lot o lessons. Some good,some bad. I hope everyone enjoyed

    the 2009 season. I know I did.

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    hb sp.

    only ull two-minute power playo the game. But the Bears were

    never able to score the winning

    goal because they could not take

    advantage o chances around

    the crease.

    Murphy said the Brown players

    were not chopping down trees

    in ront o the net. We really have

    to put the puck in when youre in

    ront o the net, and I think that

    was something that we didnt do

    well tonight.

    Neither team could take advan-

    tage o a pair o overtime shots.

    The Bobcats entered the nal ve

    minutes on a power play, but theBears deense shut them down.

    Theyre starting to play ex-

    perienced D, breaking the puck

    out, Murphy said. I thought the

    deense did a really good job to-

    day.

    Jamieson posted 32 saves and

    Vigilanti came up with 34 as Brunoplayed to its rst tie in ECAC play

    since February 2008 and its rst

    scoreless tie since Feb. 3, 2006

    against Harvard.

    Murphy said she saw a lot o

    positives, including strong play

    rom orwards Jenna Dancewicz

    11, Laurie Jolin 13 and the line o

    Erin Connors 10, Kath Surbey 10

    and Erica Kromm 11.

    I cant really pinpoint anything,

    but I know that the whole game

    was more ups than downs, so Im

    happy with that, she said.

    P 5, Bw 0Jamieson added 33 saves on Sat-

    urday, but the T igers (4-1-1, 3-0-1)

    were too much or the Bears.

    Princeton jumped on the board

    just 14 seconds into the game, and

    then took a two-goal lead under

    a minute rom the rst intermis-

    sion on a sharp play. Tigers goalieCassie Seguin slapped the puck to

    center-ice, catching the Bears on

    a line change. Danielle DiCesare

    took the puck up the let side be-

    ore centering it to Paula Roman-

    chuk, who knocked it up and in.

    Princeton scored twice more in

    the second rame on the strength

    o a 20-3 advantage in shots. Brown

    took our penalties in the period

    and surrendered a 5-on-3 goal.

    The Tigers added an insurance

    goal in a choppy third period that

    eatured nine penalties. Bruno tal-

    lied 10 o its 18 shots in the nal

    period, but could not avoid beingblanked or the weekend.

    The Bears will travel to Albany,

    N.Y., this weekend to ace Union

    (2-8-0, 0-4-0) and RPI (3-6-3, 1-2-

    1).

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    SPSw Its certainly something to be able to say you beat eeryteam in the league. Wie receier Bobby Sewall 10.

    and were just 4-o-12 on third-downconversions.

    A.J. Cruz 13 led the Bears in the

    secondary, with eight tackles in-

    cluding one or a loss and an inter-

    ception, his third o the season.

    With Yale trailing, 35-21, and just

    under seven minutes let in the game,

    Yale quarterback Patrick Witt dropped

    back to pass, just six yards rom the

    goal line. Witt went or the end zone,

    seeing his receiver in single cover-

    age against Cruz. But the reshman

    cornerback leaped and intercepted

    the ball in the end zone, ending Yales

    drive.

    That cornerback, No. 12, that guycan jump, Witt said.

    Estes called Cruz a playmaker

    whom other teams were picking

    on but at their own peril.

    I think they look at it and say,

    Freshman, Estes said. They look

    at his size, and say, We can beat him.

    They had some pretty big receivers,

    but A.J. is a hell o a player.

    Estes said he thought the rest o

    the secondary played well, too. They

    helped hold Witt, a transer rom

    Nebraska, to 28-o-41 passing or 285

    yards, two touchdowns and three in-

    terceptions.

    Witt ound most o his success

    with screen passes in the rst hal.

    With the Bears putting pressure on

    the quarterback, Witt dumped passes

    o to his backs.

    We were able to neutralize the

    rush rst hal, Witt said. But obvi-

    ously, they made some adjustments in

    the locker room at haltime.

    Estes said his deense simply

    wasnt doing its job in the rst hal andwas getting beaten by screen passes

    because o it.

    At haltime, they made sure to

    remedy the problem. We changed

    some things up deensively to make

    sure that we spied the back, and that

    helped out, he said. Ater scoring two

    touchdowns in the second quarter,

    Yale had just nine points in the sec-

    ond hal.

    Yale was the only team let that

    Browns seniors had played, but not

    beaten, in their careers.

    Its certainly something to be

    able to say you beat every team in

    the league, Sewall said.Coming o a loss to Penn, the

    teams win over Yale was huge or

    team morale, he added.

    The victory put the Bears in sole

    possession o third place in the Ivy

    League. Harvard and Penn, which both

    hold 6-2 overall records and unbeaten

    5-0 marks in league play, are tied at the

    top o the league standings. The Bears

    are mathematically eliminated rom a

    back-to-back championship.

    But they will return to Ivy League

    action with pride on the line against

    Dartmouth at Brown Stadium this

    Saturday at 12:30 p.m. They wrap up

    the 2009 season Nov. 21 on the road

    at Columbia.Ater that loss to Penn, we decided

    to take it one game at a time, nish o

    the rest o our season, go 3-0 in No-

    vember, said co-captain and oensive

    tackle Paul Jasinowski 10. We took

    step one and now we go on and ocus

    on Dartmouth.

    Bf P

    continued frompage 1ond team All-Ivy honors, but it was

    in his junior year when he really

    hit his stride.In addition to rst team All-Ivy

    and All-New England honors on

    the heels o another Ivy champi-

    onship season, Larentowicz was

    named a second team All-Ameri-

    can. Larentowicz said it was then

    that he started seriously think-

    ing about proessional soccer as

    a potential career path, and the

    summer ater his junior year, he

    trained with a proessional club

    in Sweden or six weeks.

    That was a great experience,

    and ollowing all that, I thought

    maybe it was something I wanted

    to do, Larentowicz said.Larentowicz closed out his

    college career with another All-

    American season and the ollow-

    ing spring was selected in the

    ourth and nal round o the MLS

    Drat in the Supplemental phase,

    as the Revolution took him with

    the third-to-last overall pick, with

    encouragement rom Noonan.

    I told (New England head

    coach) Steve Nicol that Je was

    going to be a better pr oessional

    player than a college player, Noo-

    nan said. When he gets into a

    locker room, hes not intimidated

    by anybody or anything, and you

    have to be able to hold your nervewhen you rst walk into a proes-

    sional locker room.

    For Larentowicz, though, it

    was like the beginning o resh-

    man year all over again, as he

    struggled with the uncertainty

    o whether or not he would get a

    chance to contribute.

    Coming in, I dont think Steve

    Nicol had the highest hopes or

    me, Larentowicz said. I think he

    sort o saw me as a practice player,

    and he gave me a contract to see

    how I developed. But I dont think

    he saw me as someone who was

    going to come on and play.Even Noonan admits that at

    rst glance, Larentowicz may not

    look like a star.

    Je is not blessed with tre-

    mendous athleticism hed prob-

    ably be in the bottom third o the

    Revolution in a speed contest or

    strength contest, but he is in the

    top third when it comes to soc-

    cer intelligence, Noonan said.

    Hes got a gamesmanship intel-

    ligence, he knows how to win, he

    looks and nds the ways to win

    and hes consistent in the way he

    approaches everything. So you

    know what youre going to get

    consistently in his eor t and his

    attitude.

    This time, Larentowicz didnt

    get his chance quite as easily. In

    his rst season with the Revolu-

    tion, he played just one minute,

    designated to the reserve team

    while New England went on to

    the MLS Cup nal.

    I think that the rst season

    playing with the reserves, train-

    ing with the team every day, and

    getting a eel or the way the game

    is played at the pro level was good

    or me, Larentowicz said. In col-

    lege, people are encouraging you

    at all times ... but at the proes-

    sional level, people are there to

    take your job, so i you screw up

    in practice or in a game, theyre

    going to let you know about it. Sothere wasnt much o a nurturing

    atmosphere rom my teammates

    at that point.

    Early in the 2006 season, Lar-

    entowicz got his chance New

    England was plagued by injuries

    to several key players. Once again,

    it was Larentowiczs versatility

    that gave him a chance to break

    into the rotation, as he played our

    dierent positions right mid-

    eld, center mideld, right back

    and center back in his rst our

    appearances.

    I think the coaches saw me

    as a utility player, who could goin at any position and get the job

    done, Larentowicz said.

    A watershed moment or Lar-

    entowicz came in the th game

    o that season, in a May 2006

    matchup with FC Dallas. With

    the team trailing, 4-0, at haltime,

    Nicol substituted Larentowicz in

    at center mideld.

    I played well, and we still lost

    the game, but I showed well or

    mysel, and rom that point on I

    think the coaches really trusted

    me, Larentowicz said. Shortly

    thereater, Larentowicz earned a

    starting spot with New England in

    19 games that season, and in thethree seasons since then, Larento-

    wicz has started in the majority o

    games or the Revolution, compil-

    ing nine goals and nine assists in

    his MLS career.

    Larentowicz credits much o

    his development at the proes-

    sional level to playing alongside

    Shalrie Joseph, a ve-time all-star

    midelder or New England.

    We play a system where I can

    just run around and do the de-

    ending and the dirty work and

    retrieve the ball or the team and

    sort o learn on the go, Larento-

    wicz said. Over the years, Shalrieand other players have developed

    more trust in me and understood

    my abilities.

    The team has enjoyed great

    success throughout Larentowiczs

    career, making the playos each

    year, including two more nals

    appearances in the 2006 and 2007

    seasons.

    Heading into the nal weekend

    o the 2009 regular season, the

    Revolution looked to be on the

    verge o ailing to qualiy or the

    postseason or the rst time since

    2001, as they went into their nal

    game tied or the nal spot with

    three other clubs, two o which

    would be avored by the leagues

    tiebreaking procedures.

    The odds against us were

    incredible, Larentowicz said.

    I dont even know i anyone on

    our own team would have gone

    to Vegas and bet on us because

    there were so many scenarios

    that needed to take place or us

    to even come close to getting into

    the playos.

    But losses to all three o those

    teams put New England in con-

    trol o its own destiny, and in the

    games 79th minute, Larentowicz

    scored the games only goal to seal

    a spot or the Revolution.

    At my position you dont get

    a ton o chances to score goals,

    but I think when I have had mychances Ive taken them, Laren-

    towicz said. It was important or

    me because I practice ree kicks

    a lot and to score elt great, and it

    was also important or the team to

    have that little bit o momentum

    and condence to go into the rst

    game o the playos.

    New England earned a 2-1 vic-

    tory over the Chicago Fire in its

    rst game o the postseason, but

    a 2-0 loss in Game 2 on Saturday

    night knocked the Revolution out

    o the playos on the basis o ag-

    gregate goals.

    Though the season came to adisappointing end, Larentowicz

    remains a celebrated gure in the

    Brown soccer program. He is one

    o several players under Noonan

    to go on to have proessional suc-

    cess, including Cory Gibbs 01,

    who has played overseas and or

    the U.S. national team, and An-

    drew Daniels 07, who has spent

    time with FC Dallas.

    Larentowiczs jersey rom an

    MLS title game hangs in Noonans

    oce or visiting recruits to see,

    and Larentowicz himsel is still a

    presence in the program, making

    regular trips back to Providence to

    stay connected with the team.Were happy that he continues

    to come back to Rhode Island

    he came down last spring to talk to

    the guys, Noonan said. Hes just

    a regular person, and very, very

    thankul or his Brown experience

    and his Brown degree.

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    We would like to address AviSchaeers 13 concern about the char-

    acter o Common Ground (To those

    interested in creating peace in the

    Middle East, Nov. 2). Our ull name is

    Common Ground: Justice and Equality

    in Palestine/Israel, and our stated mis-

    sion is to supplement campus dialogue

    with voices and perspectives that we

    believe are under-represented in main-

    stream American media and political

    discourse. Common Ground meetings

    are not internal discussion orums, but

    are geared towards planning campus-

    wide events.

    Common Ground was established

    nine years ago by students o diverse po-litical leanings, connected by a commit-

    ment to the equality o human lie and

    the pursuit o just peace in Palestine and

    Israel. Common Ground today does not

    operate rom a set political platorm but

    rather rom a shared belie that security

    and human rights should be a birthright

    or all. Common Ground, thereore,

    reers to our common understanding

    that beore peace is possible, continuing

    injustice must be brought to light.

    Our speakers are oten critical o

    current Israeli policies because the sta-

    tus quo o occupation is not conducive

    to the just and equal peace we hope to

    see in the region. As Schaeer points

    out, we do not bring speakers who

    represent the general view o Israeli

    society because we believe that these

    voices already dominate mainstream

    American discourse. We bring neither

    Yisrael Beitenu nor Hamas because

    mere juxtaposition o diametrically

    opposed voices does not achieve our

    goal o ostering nuanced discussion.

    It instead perpetuates a simplistic and

    unproductive polar binary, which must

    be overcome in order to achieve peaceand common ground.

    As a group aiming to supplement

    and diversiy (rather than encapsulate

    and summarize) discourse, we bring

    speakers whose politics and identities

    refect a complexity inimical to the

    language o pro and anti so oten

    employed in criticism o our work. Re-

    cent examples include Anat Biletzki,

    ormer head o Israeli Human Rights

    group Btselem; democratic Palestinian

    politician Mustaa Barghouti; ormer

    IDF soldier and human rights advocate

    Micha Kurz and prolic Middle East

    historian Joel Beinin. These speakers,

    and numerous others, demonstrate howpeople o dierent backgrounds can

    speak out together against systematic

    inequality.

    We are working towards a sustain-

    able and just peace, centered around

    respect or human equality and ad-

    vocacy or basic rights. Common

    Ground shares these values not only

    with peace-oriented Israelis and Pal-

    estinians, but with global civil society

    and international law. I concern or

    humanity doesnt seem so common

    in campus discourse and i such a

    platorm merits accusations o bias

    then perhaps it is time to re-evaluate

    the grounds upon which claims to bal-

    ance are based.

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    Lets say its just another one o those nights.

    Every cup rom the 12-pack o ramen you

    bought at the beginning o the semester has

    become steadily more unappetizing. But you

    have ew other options. Nutella straight rom

    the jar? Stale chips? You schlump downstairs

    to the communal kitchen to heat up some

    water.

    Upon opening the ridge to get water, you

    spy a plate o cupcakes, just chillin there under

    Saran wrap. Your stomach responds excitedly.

    I only you had the time to bake.With midterms consuming every last sec-

    ond o your lie, youve had no time to treat

    yoursel this week. Youve suered enough.

    There are, like, 20 cupcakes on that tray,

    just taking up space and squishing everyone

    elses ood in the ridge. It couldnt hurt to

    just take one, albeit without asking. No one

    would know it was you, anyway, i you were

    quick enough!

    So, what do you do? Steal a cupcake or

    turn back to your cup o cardboard strips

    and sodium?

    Hopeully, you chose to stick to your

    own ood.

    Having kitchens is great. They provide

    nice opportunities or supplementing a rather

    monotonous diet o hot ham on bulky rolls,

    spicy withs and Odwalla bars.

    In an ideal world, everyone would be con-

    scientious and respectul o other peoples

    property. Perhaps an even more ideal world

    would include a private kitchen space orevery student. However, reality is harsh,

    and most underclassmen dont have the

    choice o living o campus or in dorms with

    such amenities.

    They are pretty much orced to give others

    the benet o the doubt when it comes to their

    personal ood items and the maintenance o

    the communal space.

    Leaving dirty dishes out and moldy ood

    in the ridge is pretty gross, but such issues

    are always resolved in due time. Dishes get

    washed because they need to be reused and

    moldy ood gets thrown out when it starts

    looking like a miniature ecosystem.

    Deliberate thieving o other peoples ood

    items, however, is inexcusable. It ruins the

    community spirit. Its hard to live in a place

    where you cant even trust your neighbors.

    A riend o mine once let a large bowl o

    raw chocolate cake batter in a dorm kitchen

    or a ew minutes, only to return later to dis-cover it scraped completely clean. Another

    riends letover pizza would almost always

    mysteriously vanish, even when labeled with

    his name. And it wasnt too uncommon to hear

    o people sneaking bites rom birthday cakesin the ridge that werent theirs.

    In my Grad Center tower last year, things

    escalated beyond the usual utensil and

    cooking-pot thets. People would lose ood

    during unexplained possibly passive aggres-

    sive cleaning sessions that swept ridges

    and shelves nearly bare. Someone briefy bor-

    rowed a kitchen microwave.

    The CAs ended up having to send out a rath-

    er embarrassing mass e-mail telling us many

    things that we already should have known.

    Thets arent limited to dorms. A recent

    posting on PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, in

    which a victim o cream cheese thet admon-

    ishes the community or be