THE STRONGEST, TOUGHEST, ADJECTIVIE-EST MUG EVER ! !

HEIG

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WIDTH! EVEN WHEN THE LID IS REMOVED, LIQUIDS OFTEN AVOID SPLASHING - OUT OF RESPECT!

THE INTERIOR OF THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT IS SO TOUGH IT TURNS MILD ROASTS INTO DARK, DARK ROASTS INTO ESPRESSO AND ESPRESSO INTO HIGHLY UNSTABLE QUANTUM MATTER!

THE BUILT FORD TOUGH™ LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT FEATURES A HYDRODYNAMIC INTERIOR THAT IS BOTH HYDRO AND DYNAMIC!

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WE’VE PUT THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM

LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT THROUGH EVERY SORT OF RIGOROUS TEST YOU CAN IMAGINE AND IT’’S OFFICIAL - IT HOLDS COFFEE!

THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT’S HANDLELESS HULL MEANS LESS AERODYNAMIC DRAG! BECAUSE DRAG IS A DRAG!

DRINKING COFFEE FROM THE BUILT FORD TOUGH™ LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT BOOSTS MENTAL ALERTNESS, GRANTS +5 DEXTERITY AND MAKES YOU INVULNERABLE TO MAGIC!

DINOSAUR FOR SCALE!

PROPER SIPPING TECHNIQUE SHOWN HERE! (SERIOUSLY? WE HAD TO ILLUSTRATE THAT?)

BEFORE: AFTER:LIQUID SCALDING AND WET! LIQUID CONTAINED!

BY TILTING THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT TOWARDS YOUR HEAD YOU’RE HARNESSING THE POWER OF EARTH’S GRAVITY TO DIRECT LIQUID FROM ITS INTERIOR CHAMBER TO WHICHEVER ORIFICE YOU PREFER TO DRINK COFFEE WITH! THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT IS SO TOUGH THAT WASHING IT IS, TECHNICALLY, A FORM OF HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT! GOT A FLAT? THE OUTER SHELL OF THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT IS SO STURDY THAT, DESPITE REPEATED WARNINGS TO THE CONTRARY FROM OUR LAWYERS, WE’RE GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY IT CAN BE USED AS A SPARE! WHEN YOU PUT THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT TO YOUR EAR YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF A 6.7L TURBO DIESEL V8! AN EXTERIOR SPECIALLY-MOLDED FOR OPPOSABLE THUMBS FOILS COFFEE-STEALING MARMOSETS EVERY TIME!

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UNLIKE SOME GARAGES, WE’RE OFFERING A FREE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT WHEN YOU UPGRADE TO SYNTHETIC MOTOR OIL IN OUR DIESEL WORKS PACKAGE. SYNTHETIC OIL CAN PROTECT CRITICAL ENGINE PARTS DURING COLD STARTS AND HELP KEEP YOUR SUPER DUTY RUNNING SMOOTHLY AND EFFICIENTLY EVEN IN

THE DIESEL

WORKS, SO YOU CAN.

WORKSEXTREME CONDITIONS. AND FILLING OUR BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT WITH HOT COFFEE ON THE ROAD WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU. SO WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR COFFEE, BEWARE OF MUGS UNKNOWN.

* THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT USES L.I.D.

TECHNOLOGY TO RETAIN HEAT! IT’S JUST A LID, BUT THE ACRONYM MAKES IT

SOUND MORE NEAT-O!

TOP VIEW

BOTTOM VIEW

MEH – IT’S JUST A CIRCLE! LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE!

*IMPRESSIVE REFERENCES TO MATHEMATICS!

WAS THE BUILT-FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT MADE IN A FACTORY? OR WAS IT BROUGHT HERE THROUGH SOME SORT OF PORTAL BY A TIME-TRAVELLING BOUNTY HUNTER TO AID IN HUMANITY’S BATTLE AGAINST THE MACHINES? WE’LL NEVER KNOW!

EXPLANATORY GRAPH!

THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT IS MADE FROM METAL – THE SAME METAL OTHER STUFF MADE OF METAL IS MADE FROM!

THE BUILT FORD TOUGHTM LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT FEATURES BEST-IN-CLASS PAYLOAD FOR COFFEE! AND THAT’S NOT EVEN A THING!

IT’S A COFFEE

MUG!

SCIENCE!

WHEN YOU UPGRADE TO PREMIUM OIL!

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

AT NO-EXTRA CHARGERECIEVE A BUILT FORD TOUGH ™ LIQUID CONTAINMENT UNIT

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