PART 1

SMS JOKE 1

Do not postpone today’s work for tomorrow …..

U can also do it Day after tomorrow.So enjoy life..!!Great people think great!

SMS JOKE 2

1 man wanted to get married

He gave an add in a news paper

“WIFE WANTED”

Next day he received 1000s of letters saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”

SMS JOKE 3

Shakespeare said …

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…

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Nothing to meDid he say something to U?

SMS JOKE 4

As a friend I asked U stoneU gave me statueI asked U leaf U gave me a flowerI asked Ur kerchiefFor my tearsBut U gave Ur handReally UR

Deaf..!!

SMS JOKE 5

My life story..

..INTERVAL..

..THE END

Full and full suspenseDnt tell any1 OK?......EvenIf they beat U U don’t OK?

SMS JOKE 6

100s of years have passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Billions of formulae made,

But still..,

X is unknown &XXX is well known!

SMS JOKE 7

Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

OK congrats.

U r selected to workin the ‘railway station’

SMS JOKE 8

A sardar puts his pencilinto a horlicks bottle.Do U know Y?

To make d pencil taller stronger & sharper…

He is very intelligent like U….

SMS JOKE 9

Women live better, longer & lead peaceful life,

Y

Answer:

Very simple. Women don’t have wife

SMS JOKE 10

I think I’m disturbing U always.Sorry this is my last msg &I’ll nvr msg U any more.Good bye

Never expect this from me

I’m born 2 disturb U 4ever!!!

SMS JOKE 11

Two sardar in museum looking at Egyptian mummy

Sardar 1: look so many bandages.Pakka accident case.

Sardar 2:ya ya ..Lorry number Also writtenB.C 1760

SMS JOKE 12

Sardar goes to petrol bunk,Reads notice:

DON’T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.

He calls every one & saysDON’T CALL MEI am at petrol bunk.

SMS JOKE 13

Some idiots say “Behind every successful man,There is a woman” But nobody knows the fact that ‘Women go behind successful men’

SMS JOKE 14

There is always a board:“DRIVE SLOWLY”Near schools.But no board near girl’s college.

U know Y

Bcoz

‘VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW THERE’

SMS JOKE 15

“TRUE FACTS” There is no volcano in India.No theatres in Bhutan.No rain at day time in Nepal.No coconut trees in UP.No rivers in Arabia.No trees in Antarctica.No snakes in Hawaii island.No mosquitoes in France.No brain in Ur head.

SMS JOKE 16

LOVE STORY OF A DOCTOR

I was in 12th

She was in 12th

I got MBBSShe got Bsc

I was doing MBBSShe got Msc

I was doing MBBSShe got a Phd

I completed MBBS.She got a Doctorate.

She got married .I was preparing for PG entrance

She is the mother of two children,I am doing my MS

Her child is in 1st stdI completed MS.

Her son passed 10th

I hv opened my clinic.

The greatest irony-Today is my ENGAGEMENT!& Today is her tubectomy

SMS JOKE 17

Why boys go to temple..?

Because temple is the only place Where U can find

PoojaDeepaAarthiArchanaAradhana Jothi etc.,God is great

SMS JOKE 18

What is the difference between Complete & finished?

If U find a good wife U R complete Otherwise U R finished

SMS JOKE 19

Fact of life One women brings U Into this world crying And the other ensures U Continue to do so For the rest of Ur life

SMS JOKE 20

Mahesh : Dr please give me a sleeping pill for my wife

Doctor : But U had taken 1 just yesterday.

Mahesh :Yeah she has just woken up.

SMS JOKE 21

Tension: when wife is pregnant.Terror: when girl friend is pregnant..Horror: when both are pregnant …Tragedy: when U R not responsible for both..

SMS JOKE 22

1 hand on clutch1 hand on accelerator1 ear listening songs1 ear on mobile1 leg on gear &Other on brake & Eyes on girls

What a multi talented Indian Boys…

SMS JOKE 23

HEALTH TIPSDon’t eat maggi, panipuri,pizza fried riceChocolates ice creams & cakesBecause it will cause stomach pain When U eat WITHOUT ME

SMS JOKE 24

Nurse 1: Yesterday my husband saw my love letter Which is given by our doctor?

Nurse 2: Then what happened?

Nurse 1: My husband took that Letter to the shop & brought tablets.

SMS JOKE 25

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF FASHION?

1. Fashion?lungi with a zip

2. Laziness?

Asking lift for morning walk

3. Craziness?Get blank paper Xerox.

4. Honesty?Pregnant women taking two tickets

5. De-hydration?Cow giving milk powder.

6. Hope? A 99 year old women going for RC to get life timeincoming….

THE END