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(Silicon Valley Edition)
By ONSET Ventures
2490 Sand Hill Road, Menlo Park, CA 94025 www.onset.com
© 2012 ONSET Ventures Writing and Concept by Shomit Ghose
Designed & Illustrated by 1185 Design, Palo Alto, CA
HHappy appyHolida Holidays...
Stephen Bernardez
Leslie Bottorff
Corinne Bright
Taher Elgamal
Hector Garcia-Molina
Shomit Ghose
Raman Khanna
Rob Kuhling
David Lane
Steve LaPorte
Terry Opdendyk
David Pann
Bea Pezino
John Ryan
Rick Schell
Ikhlaq Sidhu
....�o �om Your Your Friend Friends at ONSET Ventur T Ventures! s!
678 Boards 3,678,300,089 Puns 9,234,386,728,023 Laughs
Santa Claus
3,612,467,752 Followers 768,623,809 Following
Onset2012_HolidayCard_5.ai 1 11/14/12 10:35 AMOnset2012_HolidayCard_5.ai 1 11/14/12 10:35 AM
Window Dressing
I. Banquer ‘Tis always the season!
Elves250 laughs 186 repuns
Andre PreneurEmploying a smaller workforce
Fudge250 laughs 178 repuns
Andre PreneurWhat I tell my sales force not to do
I. BanquerI hear there’s an “I-pad” app for that
China Strategy
Andre PreneurI obviously have it.
Holiday Cheer
ONSET VenturesSigning off.
Bubble Bath42 laughs 3 repuns
N. VestorSteering clear of @ZingYa
ZingYaToo Late! :)
Holiday Turkey
Mark Z.Scene fom my IPO
Nutcracker500 laughs 287 repuns
N. Vestor Partner Meeting Motivational Tool
Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 2 11/13/12 10:04 AM Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 2 11/13/12 10:04 AM
Egg Nog
I. Banquer The only liquidity event I’m going to see
Cluster Fork
Noah KlueMy 1999 investment
N. VestorThat’s me in the back!
Band Wagon187 laughs 56 repuns
Xmas Roast
Andre Preneur My December Board Meeting
Mistletoe
N. VestorBanned at partner meetings
Andre Preneur I’m told I always need to do this.
Forging a Head600 laughs 67 repuns
Computer Science Degree
Ex-Yahoo CEO Found it at last!!
Hogwash50 laughs 18 repuns
I. BanquerSteering clear of @GropeOn
GropeOnToo Late! :)
Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 3 11/13/12 10:04 AMOnset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 3 11/13/12 10:04 AM
Lysob
N. VestorSaid I was going into Clean Tech this year.
Rat’s Ass732 laughs 369 repuns
Noah KlueGoing to give one this holiday season.
Michael Moritz’s Jock
N. VestorHope to be able to carry this one day.
Christmas Cookies
Andre PreneurOnline advertising strategy
Snow Job
Noah KlueThat angel investment I’d made
Ex-Yahoo CEO Snow job? Been there, done that!
Sock Options
Andre PreneurWhich one is preferred?
Mark Z. Scene from my IPO
Exploding Cigar500 laughs 287 repuns
N. Vestor My latest deal
Cat’s Pajamas276 laughs 46 repuns
Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 4 11/13/12 10:04 AM Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 4 11/13/12 10:04 AM
Egg Nog
I. Banquer The only liquidity event I’m going to see
Cluster Fork
Noah KlueMy 1999 investment
N. VestorThat’s me in the back!
Band Wagon187 laughs 56 repuns
Xmas Roast
Andre Preneur My December Board Meeting
Mistletoe
N. VestorBanned at partner meetings
Andre Preneur I’m told I always need to do this.
Forging a Head600 laughs 67 repuns
Computer Science Degree
Ex-Yahoo CEO Found it at last!!
Hogwash50 laughs 18 repuns
I. BanquerSteering clear of @GropeOn
GropeOnToo Late! :)
Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 3 11/13/12 10:04 AMOnset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 3 11/13/12 10:04 AM
Window Dressing
I. Banquer ‘Tis always the season!
Elves250 laughs 186 repuns
Andre PreneurEmploying a smaller workforce
Fudge250 laughs 178 repuns
Andre PreneurWhat I tell my sales force not to do
I. BanquerI hear there’s an “I-pad” app for that
China Strategy
Andre PreneurI obviously have it.
Holiday Cheer
ONSET VenturesSigning off.
Bubble Bath42 laughs 3 repuns
N. VestorSteering clear of @ZingYa
ZingYaToo Late! :)
Holiday Turkey
Mark Z.Scene from my IPO
Nutcracker500 laughs 287 repuns
N. Vestor Partner Meeting Motivational Tool
Onset2012_HolidayCard_5.ai 2 11/14/12 10:41 AM Onset2012_HolidayCard_5.ai 2 11/14/12 10:41 AM
(Silicon Valley Edition)
2490 Sand Hill Road, Menlo Park, CA 94025 www.onset.com
© 2012 ONSET Ventures Wri t ing and Concept by Shomit Ghose
Designed & I l lustrated by 1185 Design, Palo Al to, CA
HHappyappyHolidaHolidays...
Stephen Bernardez
Leslie Bottorff
Corinne Bright
Taher Elgamal
Hector Garcia-Molina
Shomit Ghose
Raman Khanna
Rob Kuhling
David Lane
Steve LaPorte
Terry Opdendyk
David Pann
Bea Pezino
John Ryan
Rick Schell
Ikhlaq Sidhu
.... �o�om Your Your FriendFriends at ONSET VenturT Ventures!s!
678 Boards3,678,300,089 Puns9,234,386,728,023 Laughs
Santa Claus
3,612,467,752 Followers 768,623,809 Following
Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 1 11/13/12 10:04 AM Onset2012_HolidayCard_4.ai 1 11/13/12 10:04 AM