Technology and Chuck Norris on Twitter #ChuckNorris

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OMPUTERS

here is no Control button on #ChuckNorris' computer. #ChuckNorris is always in control.

here is no Escape button in #ChuckNorris's computer because #ChuckNorris escapes from nobody

ChuckNorris' computer never freezes

ChuckNorris' Commodore 64 loads and runs Windows Vista from tape in less than 30 seconds...

t'd better do it!!

ChuckNorris does not have to enter passwords to access emails. They just open!

ChuckNorris has more lives than Pacman.

ill Gates lives in constant fear that #ChuckNorris' PC will crash.”

OOGLE

ChuckNorris - Google Search http://ow.ly/2DDvM #tech #tool #free #search #service #funny

chucknorris

f Google can't find it, #ChuckNorris really can.

hen Google has a question.... It ChuckNorriss it.

f you spell #ChuckNorris wrong on Google it doesn't say "Did you mean #ChuckNorris?" It

eplies, "Run while you still have the chance.

oogle won't search for #ChuckNorris because it knows you don't find #ChuckNorris, he finds yo

HONES

ChuckNorris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.

hen #ChuckNorris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money

alls out.

ChuckNorris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

ChuckNorris can get reception on the underground.

ROGRAMING

ChuckNorris doesn’t do documentation. He stares down the code until it tells him everything h

ants to know.

ChuckNorris doesn't do Test Driven Development. His codes dare not fail.

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ACEBOOK

ChuckNorris can add you as a friend on Facebook without a friend request.

ChuckNorris doesn't have a list of friends on facebook, just a list of people he has

oundhouse kicked to the face.

ChuckNorris once had a facebook, it was deleted after somebody "poked" him.

ChuckNorris can log-in to Facebook through Friendster.

ChuckNorris can have unlimited friends on facebook.

acebook hides it's privacy from #ChuckNorris.

ChuckNorris doesn't make friends on Facebook, he makes enemies...

ChuckNorris twitter account doesn't have 2 be verified, there isn't anybody foolish enough 2

ake up a fake account of him.

ChuckNorris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

ChuckNorris can delete your Facebook profile.

ChuckNorris knows who is watching his Facebook profile.

ChuckNorris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.

ChuckNorris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

WITTER

he real @chucknorriz can tweet over 140 characters #ChuckNorris

ChuckNorris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.

CIENCE

ChuckNorris counted to infinity - twice.

he "N" on a compass stands for Norris #ChuckNorris

he dinosaurs laughed at #ChuckNorris

othing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for #ChuckNorris. #ChuckNorris eats

lack holes. They taste like chicken.

ars isn't red, the dust is red because #ChuckNorris killed all the Martians.

here is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals #ChuckNorris allows to live.

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lobal Warming is caused by #ChuckNorris' flatulence, which can get as hot as 2400 degrees,

elsius.

t is said that the Sahara desert once was a huge ocean. Then #ChuckNorris was born.

he world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around #ChuckNorris.

instein's theory of relativity is wrong. #ChuckNorris' roundhouse kicks CAN exceed the speed

f light.

he world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around #ChuckNorris.

ChuckNorris got hit by a nuclear bomb ... TWICE

ChuckNorris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he recognizes is the Elemen

f Surprise.

he chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also #ChuckNorris'

nitials. This is not a coincidence.

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etros Sarantopoulos

BillGates is smart guy and wants to live. He installed himself Linux on #ChuckNorris ' PC (c)

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