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Please bear with us, as we are working as fast as we can.

It’s worth the wait.

WINEWhites by the GLASS

Stash House White 9

Frenzy - Sauvignon Blanc - NZ 10

Hope - Chardonnay - AU 10

Whites by the BOTTLE Hope - Chardonnay - AU 35

Isabel Mondavi - Chardonnay - CA 53

Harken - Chardonnay - CA 31

Starmont Merryvale - Chardonnay - CA 57

Frenzy - Sauv Blanc - NZ 35

Duckhorn - Sauv Blanc - CA 61

Tiamo - Pinot Grigio - IT 35

Cristal - Bubbles - FR 360

Reds by the GLASSStash House Red 9

Lifevine - Pinot Noir - CA 10

Sanguineti - Chianti - IT 10

Matchbook - Cabernet Sauvignon - CA 11

Troublemaker - Blend - CA 13

Reds by the BOTTLE Sanguineti - Chianti - IT 35

If You See Kay - Blend - CA 45

Matchbook - Cabernet Sauvignon - CA 35

Decoy - Cabernet Sauvignon - CA 55

Klinker Brick - Zin - CA 45

Troublemaker - Blend - CA 47

The Prisoner - Blend - CA 67

Papillion - Blend - CA 130

Lifevine - Pinot Noir - CA 35

Clos Du Val - Pinot Noir - CA 57

DRINK MENUBOOTY & BLING 16” Booty Call Pizza + 1 Bottle of Cristal + STASH Bling Hat 420

The Patagonian Alchemist (soon to be famous) Hot apple cider mixed with TRA KAL a smooth fruity spirit, with an apple and pear base, but with so much more going on: a hard-to-pinpoint fruity element, a warm, spicy forest-floor earthiness. In short, it’s delicious, and quite literally in a class of its own. Derived solely from Native Patagonian ingredients. 12 O’Carolan Delicious Hot Chocolate mixed with Irish Cream, Coffee Liqueur, a splash of vodka and a mountain of whipped cream. 11

Grindelwald Hot Chocolate, a hefty dose of Peppermint Schnapps topped with Whipped Cream 11

Irwin IPA | 6.5% | Crested Butte 6 Left Hand Milk Stout | 6% | Longmont 7 Bristol Beehive Honey Wheat | 4.1%| C. Springs 6 Irwin Cerveza | 5.4% | Crested Butte 6 Odell 90 Shilling Ale | 5.3% | Fort Collins 6 Pabst Blue Ribbon | 4.8% | Milwaukee 2

BOTTLES Bud Light 5 Coors Light 5 Michelob Ultra 5 Heineken N/A 5 Big B’s Hard Cider 5

WATER Acqua Panna 7 San Pelligrino 5

BEER

HOT DRINKS

16oz Frozen drinks! ULTIMATE FROZEN MARGARITA 100% agave tequila and our Secret Margarita mix, served frozen with a salted rim and fresh lime. SLUSH HUCK Bourbon and lemonade with a fresh lemon slice. Go ahead, spill it on your flannel... STRAWBERRY MARGARITA A smooth blend of strawberry puree, 100% agave tequila, fresh lime, and our Secret Margarita mix. SHiZNiT Gin and lemonade, served with a lemon slice and mint sprig. Smooth cold and laid back. A house favorite. YELLOWBEARD Set sail with frozen coconut rum, lemonade, and a dark rum floater with an orange slice. Pirates in the 17th century are known to have added citrus to their rum to make a holistic medicine. LA LA LAND A light and refreshing lemonade and vodka, served with a lemon slice.

SECRET SLOSHIES

They are so delicious, and kid-friendly! LAVA LAMP A kaleidoscope of flowing frozen fruitiness. CHERRY LIMEADE LEMONADE STRAWBERRY LEMONADE BLUEBERRY POMEGRANATE LEMONADE

BOOZE FREE SLOSHIES

Some amazing Stash specialties. SECRET MARGARITA Voted BEST OF THE BUTTE! 100% Agave tequila, orange liqueur, and Secret Margarita mix, served on the rocks in a pint glass with a salted rim and fresh lime. 10 BIG ASS MARGARITA Local favorite! Secret Margarita served in a big ass glass, super strong, on the rocks with salted rim & fresh lime. 14 HIGH PRIESTESS MARGARITA Our Secret Margarita with mixed up with blueberry-pomegranate puree. Salted rim. 11 THE FAMOUS STASH VOLCANO BOWL (serves 4 people) 48 ounces. A bunch of booze mixed with tropical fruit juices served on fire. 28 STASH BLOODY MARY Homestyle bloody mary mix, vodka, with garnish du jour. 12 STASH MOJITO Light rum, fresh mint, fresh lime, simple syrup and soda. Classic or strawberry. 12 BANGKOK BASIL Vodka, fresh basil, strawberry puree and lemonade. 12 THE VEGAS BRAINSTORM Hendrick’s Gin, Fever Tree Tonic, fresh lime and juniper berries. 14

SPECIALTY DRINKS12

7

WARRENT MARGDouble Casamigos Reposado in a Big Ass Margarita with a Grand Marnier floater and flaming Bacardi 151 orange. 29

THE

FRIED RAVIOLIServed with marinara dipping sauce 10

MOZZARELLA STIX Served with marinara dipping sauce 10 CRACK FRIES Fries tossed in parmesan, green onions, white truffle oil & cracked black pepper. Served with our Secret Sticky Icky sauce 10

STASH WINGS House made asian bbq sauce, topped with sesame seeds and green onions 15

BUFFALO WINGS Our take on the original - medium spice (or spicy upon request) 15

DRY RUB WINGS House made dry rub with parmesan peppercorn ranch 15

GARLIC BREAD Stash garlic butter on a baguette with a side of marinara 6 (make it cheesy +1)

APPS

Penne pasta layered with pizza combinations, baked to order in our pizza oven. **Vegan cheese available.

PASTA

PESTO PASTA BOWLChoice of chicken or tofu, with pesto, mozzarella, artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes & roasted red peppers

STASH BOWLTraditional sauce, mozzarella, meatballs, ricotta, & fresh mozzarella

VEGGIE DELIGHT BOWL Traditional sauce, mozzarella, asiago, basil, tomatoes, bell peppers, mushrooms & onions

SALADLIZA’S ROUGHAGE Spring greens, grape tomatoes, carrots, red onion, cucumbers, grilled chicken, hard cooked eggs, penne pasta, sunflower seeds, and croutons, with a side of creamy garlic-parmesan dressing 14 RUPEE (Vegan) Spring greens, cucumbers, grape tomatoes, carrots, red onion, dried cranberries, and toasted pumpkin seeds, with a side of citrus vinaigrette 9

SALAD WHEEL A BYO (Build Your Own) selection of salad fixin’s for the table. Choose either meat or veggie. Comes with spring greens, and toppings. 18

VEGGIE

MEAT Bacon, cheddar, grape tomatoes, greek marinated white beans, croutons, ranch dressing

Carrots, greek gigante beans, beets, cherry tomatos, cucumbers, vegan balsamic vinaigrette

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WHERE’S THE BEEF?Olive oil base, light mozzarella, asiago, minced garlic, red onions, mushrooms, black mission figs, & basil, topped with a balsamic reduction, & truffle oil

GERTRUDE’S VEGGIE DELIGHTTraditional sauce, mozzarella, asiago, basil, grape tomatoes, bell peppers, mushrooms, & white onions

THE KILLA VEGANTraditional sauce, olive oil drizzle, vegan cheese, mushrooms, vegan meatballs, black olive, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes YOU’RE DRIVING ME CAPRESE Olive oil base, fresh mozzarella, tomato, salt & pepper crust with fresh basil, garnished with pickled red onions & balsamic reduction

PIZZAVEGGIE PIZZASPECIALTY PIZZA

TEXAS BIGGIN’Traditional sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage, Canadian bacon, white onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, & black olives (Make it Vegan!)

PINHEAD PESTOPesto base with mozzarella, artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes, & roasted red peppers. Choice of chicken or tofu.

HAMPTONS Olive oil base, mozzarella, prosciutto, lemon-pepper crust, garnished with arugula, shaved parmesan, & a lemon crown

SPICY WAISTraditional sauce, Sriracha swirl, mozzarella, pepperoni, minced garlic, cilantro, grape tomatoes, & fresh jalapeños

ASHER’S PIEBBQ & chipotle base, cheddar, mozzarella, Canadian bacon, & grilled chicken NOTORIOUS F.I.G. Mozzarella, bleu cheese, asiago, thinly sliced prosciutto, black mission figs, truffle oil

MEATBALL PIETraditional sauce, meatballs, roasted garlic, white onions, mushrooms, mozzarella, asiago, provolone, & a little extra sauce BOOTY CALL Meat & cheese & then more meat & more cheese& then more meat & more cheese & more meat... 32/40 *this pizza costs more MAC DADDYThousand Island dressing, mozzarella, cheddar, shaved steak, white onions, topped with cool lettuce & pickles, on a sesame seed crust

WOODWARD Garlic butter base, spinach, prosciutto, mozzarella, provolone, salt & pepper crust. Topped with fresh eggs* *consistency of eggs may vary

BUDDHA’S BELLYPeanut coconut curry base, mozzarella, broccoli, red onion, bell pepper, shredded carrot, cilantro, chopped peanuts, sweet chili sauce and a lime crown. Choice of chicken or tofu. (Make it Vegan!)

BYO PIZZASAUCES (included)Traditional Red Sauce Olive Oil Garlic Butter Pesto Chipotle BBQ Thousand Island

CHEESE 2.75/3.25 VEGAN Cheese Asiago Provolone Cheddar Parmesan Ricotta Bleu Cheese Mozzarella Fresh Mozz 3.25/3.75

VEGGIES 2/2.5 BroccoliGrape Tomatoes Fresh Spinach Roasted Red Peppers Minced Garlic Pineapple Roasted Garlic Cloves White Onions Red Onions Green Onions Pickled Red Onions Fresh Jalapeños Mushrooms Sun-dried Tomatoes Black Olives Artichoke Hearts Shredded Lettuce Sliced Pickles Mixed Bell Peppers Arugula Basil Cilantro Banana Peppers

MEAT 2.75/3.25 VEGAN Meatballs VEGAN Pepperoni VEGAN Sausage Pepperoni Canadian Bacon Meatballs Crispy Bacon Shaved Steak Sausage AnchoviesProsciutto 3.25/3.75 Chicken 3.25/3.75

A LITTLE EXTRABalsalmic Glaze 1.50/1.75Fresh Cracked Egg 2.75/3.25Truffle Oil 3/4Tofu 2/2.5Chopped Figs 1.5/1.75

BOOTY & BLING 16” Booty Call Pizza + 1 Bottle of Cristal + STASH Bling Hat ..... 420

°While some of our recipes do not contain gluten, we feel more comfortable saying that we can do “gluten reduced,” not “gluten free.” Heck, there’s flour in the air in here. °Olives may contain pits. °The consumption of raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.

12” - $22 16” - $30 °12” Gluten Free Crust (Vegan) +2

12” - $13 16” - $17

(BTW, ALL STASH DOUGH IS VEGAN. YAY!)

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°20% Gratuity may be added to parties of 6+ and unaccompanied whippersnappers.°Thanks in advance for not requesting separate checks.

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