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‘BEST IN SHOW’

Oren: peace in Israel still possible

By JULIA RYANEagle Staff Writer

Israeli Ambassador to the United States Michael Oren said Israel is committed to peace talks and a two-state solution with Pal-estine during a speech Thursday in the Katzen Arts Center.

The speech was disrupted five times, as small groups of protest-ers stood up, turned around, dis-played handwritten signs to the audience, then left the Abramson Family Recital Hall.

Oren did not directly address the protesters until the third in-cident, at which point he said to the protesters exiting the Hall, “I wish you would stay and ask questions.”

The speechOren discussed the relation-

ship between the United States and Israel, the possibility of peace agreements between Israel and Palestine and the logistics of a two-state solution.

He argued that the United States and Israel have always had a very close relationship, point-ing out that America was the first nation to recognize Israel in 1948 under President Harry Truman.

On the issue of the land dis-putes between Jews and Pales-tinians in Israel, Oren said Jews want to be able to live in their homeland, but they are also more

than willing to work out an agree-ment with Palestinians living in the same territory.

“[The nation of ] Israel recog-nizes that this land is shared by another group of people,” Oren said. “We are willing to negoti-

ate with the Palestinians so that one day we may live side by side in peace.”

However, Oren noted that this peace treaty must also come with the promise of secure borders for both nations and formal recogni-

tion of both states as sovereign nations.

Oren expanded on this during the question-and-answer portion of the event when asked if Israel was really committed to achiev-ing peace.

“Israel is committed to the two-state formula,” he said. “Bor-ders will have to be drawn [for Israel and Palestine], and not ev-eryone is going to like it. It will be painful, but we’re committed

CLASH — AU students gather outside of Katzen Arts Center on Thursday afternoon to protest Israeli Ambassador to the United States Michael Oren’s visit to AU. During Oren’s speech, groups of students stood up and walked out. Oren ignored them at fi rst but said “I wish you would stay and ask questions,” after the third group left.

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Visit from Israeli ambassador stirs student protest

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By ALLIE MOONEYEagle Staff Writer

Josh Levitt, a newcomer to the Student Government, was ap-pointed director of the Kennedy Political Union in a vote of 14-5-3 during Sunday’s Senate meet-ing.

The process of appointing Levitt caused an extended debate in the Senate. Vice President Maia Tagami said in an interview that some controversy arose after an application from the current deputy director of KPU, Greg Martin, was turned in to Student Activities six days after the ap-plication deadline.

The applications for direc-tor of KPU were accepted until

April 8 at 5 p.m. Tagami received Martin’s application at 9 p.m. on April 15 after she and her fellow executives had already conduct-ed interviews with the two on-time applicants.

“I went to Student Activities to see the status of the applica-tion [and] if it could be accepted or not,” Tagami said. “Later that week Andrew Toczydlowski [pro-gram adviser of Student Activi-ties] said because the applicant didn’t give any sort of indication [that] his application would be late, I was only to consider the two applicants that had turned it in on time.”

The panel of SG executives decided to recommend Levitt Spring Fling Week an

SG fundraising success

Undergrad Senate appoints Levitt as director of KPU

Metro considers closing doors early in new budget

PIE TIME — Quinn Pregliasco, next year’s director of Women’s Initiative, pies Class of 2010 Senator Steve Dalton during this past week’s Spring Fling events. All proceeds of the pie-throwing benefi tted the Clean Energy Revolving Fund.


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By STEFANIE DAZIOEagle Staff Writer

Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority’s latest proposal to close the agency’s budget gap includes ending weekend service at 2 a.m. in-stead of 3 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights, according to spokesperson Lisa Farbstein.

Service adjustments like this to Metrorail and Metrobus are expected to account for $8 million — 4 percent — of the budget gap reduction.

Metro’s Interim General Manager Richard Sarles also proposed fare and parking fee increases, bus and rail service adjustments, capital fund re-allocations, departmental reductions, layoff s and increased contributions

from local jurisdictions to close the $189 million budget gap for fi scal year 2011, according to a statement from Metro.

Fare adjustments account for $87.9 million of the budget. Changes to parking, bicycle locker and other fees are expected to bring in $13.8 million more in revenue, according to the statement.

Th e Board of Directors is sched-uled to meet Th ursday, but there is no way to predict if they will pass these changes, Farbstein said.

In January, the Board voted to in-crease Metro fares by 10 cents through June 30 in order to generate $9.6 mil-lion to help close the agency’s $40 mil-lion budget gap.

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By ANNA SCALAMOGNAEagle Staff Writer

The Student Government held a week of on-campus activities called “Spring Fling,” using the funds previously allocated to the canceled Founders’ Day Ball.

AU students and the environ-ment both benefited from the week’s events.

Money raised by the Spring Gala Saturday night and from throwing plates of whipped cream at SG leaders on the quad Thursday were donated to the Clean Energy Revolving Fund.

Students who attended the Spring Gala spent the night dancing and enjoyed a midnight brunch in the University Club. The event was moved from its original location outside on the quad to the University Club in Mary Graydon Center due to rain.

Despite problems arising from

weather and conflicts with greek formals, Drew Veysey, the direc-tor for environmental policy of SG, said that everyone who came to the Spring Formal had a great time.

Approximately 100 people at-tended the Spring Gala, accord-ing to Director of Events Jenny Kim. Pre-sale tickets were sold for $5, and tickets at the door were sold for $8.

Kim said she has not yet deter-mined the total amount of money raised during Spring Fling week.

The SG was able to purchase door prizes full of environmen-tally-friendly products because of extra funds from the Found-ers’ Day Ball. Biodegradable plates and silverware were also used at the event, said EcoSense President Jennifer Jones.

The SG is required to spend the money from the Founders’ Day Ball by the end of this school year so that current seniors can

enjoy the results of their student activity fees, according to Vey-sey.

SG President Nate Bronstein estimates that of the $40,000 from the Founders’ Day Ball, $35,000 was spent on Spring Fling week. The SG spent ap-proximately $17,000 on the Gala, including the disc jockey, food, desserts and the gift bags for all participants, according to Kim.

Bronstein said the idea for the Spring Gala came to him after the success of the Winter Gala. The SG was able to spend more money on the Spring Gala be-cause they could use Founders’ Day funds instead of relying on sponsors.

Proceeds from other events such as whipped cream “pie-ing” were also donated to CERF. Stu-dents had the chance to throw a plate of whipped cream at class of 2010 Senator Steve Dalton and

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theEAGLE 2newsAPRIL 26, 2010

By ANNA SCALAMOGNAEagle Staff Writer

Undergraduate senators will be required to hold office hours next semester, according to a new Sen-ate bill passed on March 28.

Holding office hours was a suggestion in the past, but this new bill will make senator office hours mandatory for the sixth undergraduate senate elected in October, according to Speaker of the Undergraduate Senate Eric Reath.

“It will [be] a step to make sure we hear the complaints of stu-dents,” Reath said.

The bill, written by Class of 2013 Senator Brett Atanasio, states that senators must hold one office hour of their choosing be-tween 8:30 a.m. and 10:00 p.m. on any day Monday through Friday.

Atanasio explained the bill will allow senators’ constituents to meet them.

“A lot of people don’t know

who their senators are,” Atanasio said.

The senators must hold their office hours in the Senate office in Mary Graydon Center, accord-ing to the bill. A schedule of office hours will be posted online.

Reath added that because Stu-dent Activities offices will be moving to the old School of In-ternational Service building next year, the Student Government might get more space in MGC.

There are currently 25 senators in the fifth undergraduate senate and one senator awaiting nomi-nation. There can be a maximum of 30 senators in the Senate at any one time, including five senators from each class, four senators-at-large, two senators from the College of Arts and Sciences and one senator from SIS, the School of Public Affairs and the School of Communication, according to Reath.

If an undergraduate senator fails to meet the office hour re-quirement, they will be assigned a one-half absence, which will count towards the maximum per-missible absences according to the bill. Senators are allowed a maximum of four absences from Senate meetings.

The bill also states that sena-tors who represent classes and schools must attend at least one of their respective class or school council meetings per month.

Reath says this bill is part of the Senate’s goal to reach out more to students and listen to their con-cerns.

“We want to facilitate more communication from outside and within [the Student Govern-ment],” Atanasio said.

You can reach this staff writer at [email protected].

DIGGING FOR ANSWERS — Speakers at the educational panel included, from right, Steven Hirsh, the senior Spring Valley project manager at the Environmental Protection Agency, Beth Resnick, the director of health policy and management at the Johns Hopkins University and Dr. William Hirzy, the chair of the AU Chemistry Department.


SG now requires senators to hold offi ce hours with new bill

By CHRISTOPHER COTTRELLEagle Staff Writer

Students and local residents learned at a panel discussion Wednesday evening about the his-tory of the AU Experimental Sta-tion and where the Army Corps of Engineers’ dig for World War I-era munitions is headed in the future.

Th e discussion, titled “Th e Tox-ins beneath American University,” aimed to inform the AU commu-nity and Spring Valley residents about the future of remediation ef-forts and potential health issues, ac-cording to Michael Ginsberg, a se-nior in the School of International Service who is doing his capstone project on the issue and organized the panel.

Some topics addressed were

arsenic-contaminated soil at and around AU, a 2007 public health study conducted by the Bloomberg School of Health at the Johns Hop-kins University and potential health eff ects of the dig for AU students.

Panelists included representa-tives from the Spring Valley com-munity, area Advisory Neigh-borhood Commissioners, Johns

Hopkins, the AU Chemistry De-partment and the Environmental Protection Agency.

No one from the Army Corps or the AU administration was present

at the meeting, and the future of the dig was not addressed, except to say that the Army Corps’ operations are scheduled to begin winding down in the next two years because no more funding is set to be allocated to the project aft er fi scal year 2012.

David Taylor, President Neil Kerwin’s chief of staff , said he chose not to attend because his schedule did not leave that evening available for him, and that his absence was not representative of the adminis-tration’s stance on the issue.

Taylor also noted that the event was a project by one student, not a forum requested by student leader-ship or a campus organization.

“Aside from Michael’s own re-search project, there did not seem to be an outcry for this,” Taylor said in an e-mail. “Th e Board of Trustees Chairman and President Kerwin held a campus forum/open microphone event on April 12, and not one question arose about Army Corps activity.”


AU senior hosts panel on Spring Valley dig

By SYLVIA CARIGNANEagle Staff Writer

Undergraduate tuition, hous-ing and meal plan costs for the school year starting in the fall of 2010 will be higher than they were this year, according to AU’s 2010-2011 budget report.

Tuition costs for a full-time undergraduate student are $17,228 for the 2009-2010 aca-demic year, but that price will in-crease by five percent to $18,090 for the 2010-2011 academic year. The price of on-campus housing will increase by 4.5 percent.

The price of tuition usually changes every year to reflect AU’s growing budget costs and upward nationwide trends in tu-ition levels. Most private univer-sities in the United States raised their undergraduate tuition for the 2009-2010 school year by 3 to 6 percent, according to a College Board report.

Tuition is calculated every two years as part of AU’s budget and is approved by the Board of Trustees, according to Executive Director of Budget and Payroll Nana An.

The calculation takes many factors into consideration, in-cluding the Private University Index reported by College Board, which measures inflation and its effect on college tuition rates across the nation. AU also con-siders student needs, financial aid and institutional priorities, she said.

When determining the cost of tuition, AU increases rates “very modestly,” An said. AU’s tuition and mandatory fees are still “well below the mid-point of our mar-ket competitors,” despite the re-cent rise in price, she said.

“It’s not just a cost increase from the student perspective. By the time you graduate, your degree will be worth more than when you enrolled,” An said.

The 5 percent hike for un-dergraduates amounts to about $1,700 per year in additional tuition costs, according to AU’s 2010-2011 Budget Report.

Tuition rates for summer classes have increased as well, from $973 last year to $1,022 per credit hour this year for an un-dergraduate student, according to the budget report. The price of online summer courses has not recently changed and will still be

$800 next year.Tuition for graduate students

pursuing an MBA will only in-crease by 3 percent.

Increasing Costs of Room and Board

Housing and meal plan rates will also increase next year. On-campus housing for all students — singles, doubles and triples on the main campus, including Nebraska and Centennial Hall — will cost 4.5 percent more, moving the price of a double to $4,315 per semester, according to AU’s 2010-2011 Budget Re-port. A double occupancy room on main campus currently costs about $4,129 per semester.

Meal plans will increase in price by 4 percent. For a student currently on the 150 Block Plan, which costs $2,150 per semester, the same plan will cost about $90 more.

“The cost of maintaining resi-dence hall facilities increases an-nually due to inflation,” said Ex-ecutive Director of Housing and Dining Chris Moody.

Costs for housing and meal plans are determined similarly to tuition and are set every two

years, according to Moody.For the 2008-2009 academic

year, AU raised residence hall room rates by a greater percent-age than the George Washington University and Georgetown Uni-versity, but AU still consistently has lower housing costs than the two local universities.

How tuition money is usedTuition, room and board make

up 95 percent of American Uni-versity’s revenue. Out of AU’s to-tal revenue, which is about $450 million, almost 50 percent pays for salaries and compensation for faculty and staff. The rest goes to financial aid, new technology and services on campus, accord-ing to AU’s Budget Report.

GWU spends 53 percent of its budget on salaries, according to their 2010 Operating and Capital Budget. Georgetown University, which depends on gifts and en-dowments for half its revenue, also spends about 50 percent of its budget on salaries, as listed in its 2009-2012 Financial Plan.

The rest of AU’s revenue comes from investments, gifts and pub-lic radio station WAMU’s earn-ings. Unlike most universities, AU does not depend on gifts to survive financially.

Although tuition may increase yearly at universities across the nation, students rarely pay the full sticker price.

A recent study from the Na-tional Association of College and University Business Officers found that, on average, under-graduate students are paying 58 percent of full tuition costs at private universities nationwide.

At AU, the average financial aid package accounts for 29 per-cent of the full costs, according to An. Although that package varies from student to student, the average AU undergraduate pays 71 percent of the full cost of tuition, she said.


Tuition set to jump 5 percent next year

“By the time you graduate, your

degree will be worth more than when

you enrolled.”– Nana An

Capstone looks at possible health issues

Other proposed fare changes include raising peak-hour rail fares from $1.65 to $1.90. A 10-cent surcharge would be added to fares during peak morning and evening periods, according to the press release.

These changes will not affect the proposed AU student dis-count because it would be sub-sidized through a private entity and not Metro’s budget, Student Government President Andy MacCracken said in an e-mail.

Alef Worku, the manager of transportation and maintenance,

said he can’t conclusively say how this will affect the AU shut-tle service, which usually stops running with the Metro. Worku said he believes it will end with the Metro schedule, unless there is a great need for shuttle service during that extra hour.

In the past, changes to Metro service hours have been followed by changes to shuttle services as well, Worku said.

One student said the Met-ro service changes to weekend hours will be an inconvenience to her weekend plans.

Nikia Wilkins, a junior in the

Kogod School of Business, said this would cause her to come back earlier because of the cost of a cab.

However, sophomore in the School of Public Affairs Graham Brookie said he normally takes a cab home at that hour anyway because it is easier.

Although the change is incon-venient, it won’t make a huge im-pact on him, he said.


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Metrobus fare adjustments:• Increase the boarding

charge to $1.50 for SmarTrip users and $1.60 for people pay-ing in cash. Up from $1.25 for each.

• Increase the fare for ex-press buses to $3.65.

• Increase the fares to Dulles International Airport (route 5A) and Baltimore Washington International Thurgood Mar-shall Airport (route B30) to $6 per trip.

• Reduce the bus-to-bus transfer period from three hours to two hours.

Metrorail fare adjustments:• Increase the “max-peak”

period fare to $5. • Implement “peak-of-the-

peak” pricing, an additional 10

cents on fares from 7:30 a.m. to 9 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. to 6 p.m.

• Reduce the rail-to-bus transfer period from three hours to two hours.

Metrorail service adjustments: • End weekend service at 2

a.m. instead of 3 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

• Reduce service on the day after Thanksgiving and the week between Christmas and New Year’s.

• Run Red Line trains every three minutes between Gros-venor and Silver Spring, and every six minutes between Sil-ver Spring and Glenmont and Between Grosvenor and Shady Grove between 6 and 6:30 a.m. on weekends.

• Change the frequency of

trains from six to eight min-utes apart between 6 and 6:30 a.m., equaling one-trip reduc-tion each way.

Metrobus service adjustments:• Reduce service on Martin

Luther King Day, Presidents Day, Columbus Day, Veterans Day, the day after Thanksgiv-ing, and weekdays between Christmas and New Year’s.

• Reduce late night weekend coverage to match the proposed Metrorail adjustment to 2 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

Information from the Washing-ton Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

FRI 30 SAT 1

Chocolate Fest9 p.m.WHERE: Th e TavernINFO: Th e Tavern will feature a chocolate extravaganza with chocolate candies, games, prizes and more.CONTACT: For more information, e-mail [email protected].

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Author Event: Footnotes in Gaza 2:10 p.m.WHERE: Battelle AtriumINFO: Joe Sacco, Guggenheim award-winning cartoonist-report-er and author of “Palestine” and “Safe Gorazde,” will discuss his latest book, “Footnotes in Gaza.”CONTACT: For more information, contact Michael Wenthe at 202-885-2683or [email protected].

Sell Your Books Back10 a.m. - 4 p.m.WHERE: Letts-Anderson QuadINFO: Sell your textbooks back to the campus bookstore.CONTACT: For more information, contact Kristi Cole at 202-885-6313 [email protected].

Visions Award Ceremony7:30 - 10 p.m.WHERE: Wechsler Th eater, MGC 315INFO: Th is awards ceremony will celebrate the best work in docu-mentary, fi ction,digital/new media production, screenwriting and photography. CONTACT: For more information, contact Brigid Maher at (202) 885-2664 or [email protected].

STUDY!WHERE: Anderson Honors Lounge - Th is lounge on the third fl oor of Anderson provides comfortable couches, an abundance of outlets and a quiet setting.Battelle Atrium - A large open space with tables and chairs, this comfortable area is great for group projects!MGC 3 Classrooms - Aft er classes end for the day, this area provides quiet, empty classrooms — per-fect for studying!Mudbox - Th is coff ee lounge in the basement of the library is ideal for studying with others.Amphitheater - For those warm summer nights, the amphitheater is a great place to fi nish reading that book!Th e Eagle wishes everyone good luck on exams!

A Celebration of Mathematics3:30 to 7:00 p.m.WHERE: Bentley Lounge, Gray HallINFO: Th e Department of Math-ematics and Statistics presents this year’s Frank Cox Jones and Hanna Sandler Scholarship award winners.CONTACT: For more information, contact Linda Greene at 202-885-3137 or.

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“We want to facilitate more

communication from outside and within [the SG].”

– Brett Atanasio Class of 2013 Senator

Senators must be available one hour per week

Some topicsaddressed were

arsenic-contaminated soil and possible

health eff ects.


to making this work.”In response to a later ques-

tion, Oren also said that Israel would have to demilitarize Pal-estine for the foreseeable future to “ensure stability and give us time to work things out.”

The protestMichael Dranove, a freshman

in the College of Arts and Sci-ences, was one of the main or-ganizers of the protest against Oren’s speech. Dranove said he and other students were speak-ing out against the Israeli mili-tary occupation of Palestine and against Oren himself for some of his past statements.

In October 2009, Oren wrote a controversial op-ed for the New Republic in which he re-buked the findings of the United Nations’ Fact Finding Mission on the Gaza Conflict, or the “Goldstone Report.” Oren took offense to Justice Richard Gold-stone’s suggestion in the report that Israel may be guilty of war crimes.

“The Goldstone Report goes further than Ahmadinejad and the Holocaust deniers by strip-ping the Jews not only of the ability and the need but of the right to defend themselves,” Oren said in the op-ed.

Dranove and other protesters, including students from How-ard University and Georgetown University, gathered in a crowd

outside of Katzen before Oren’s speech.

The protesters chanted “This is what democracy looks like!” and “Free Palestine!” as they took turns addressing the crowd on a megaphone and holding up signs with slogans such as, “Occupation: wrong for Israel, wrong for Palestine.”

After Oren’s speech, the pro-testers started up again outside of Katzen with a much larger crowd than the pre-speech pro-test. A group of about 20 students banged on makeshift drums and waved a Palestinian flag chant-ing, “This apartheid bullshit’s gotta go!” and “Hey Obama, you will see, Palestine will be free!”

A group of about ten pro-Is-rael protesters set up a counter-protest against the pro-Palestin-ian protesters. Two students held up an Israeli flag while two other students held up a flag with the Star of David and an inscription in Hebrew. The group sang and chanted in Hebrew as the pro-Palestinian protesters continued their chants.

Numerous Public Safety offi-cers were on the scene for both the pre- and post-speech pro-tests, but they did not intervene at any point of the protests.

ReactionsRachel Silvert, a sophomore

in the College of Arts and Sci-ences, said she was glad that Oren didn’t take an aggressive

stance against Palestine in his speech.

“There were many opportu-nities for him to draw lines and be obstinate, but he didn’t [take those opportunities],” she said.

Silvert said the protesters who interrupted the speech could have found a better way to voice their opinions.

“If this is the way they’re go-ing to present their voice, no one will hear it,” she said. “Stay and ask questions, don’t just hold up signs.”

Ayal Chen Zion, the presi-dent of AU Students for Israel, was overall pleased with Oren’s speech but was disappointed by the protesters’ interruptions.

However, he said he would not permanently rule out work-ing with pro-Palestinian groups in the wake of this protest.

“They are entitled to their opinions and to their right to protest,” he said. “It’s unfortu-nate that they felt the best way [to voice their opinions] was to protest, but we would be will-ing to work with them in the future.”

The event was co-sponsored by the Center for Israel Studies, College of Arts and Sciences, School of International Service, School of Public Affairs, AU Hil-lel and AU Students for Israel.


BRIDGING BORDERS — Israeli Ambassador to the United States Michael Oren spoke Thursday about relations between the United States and Israel and about the Israeli-Palestinian confl ict in the Katzen Arts Center Thursday.


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New study says college campus violence on the rise

By MITCH ELLMAUER andSTEFANIE DAZIOEagle Staff Writers

Violent attacks at college cam-puses have risen dramatically in the past 20 years, according to a study released last week.

Th e FBI, Secret Service and U.S Department of Education released the study, called “Campus Attacks,” on the third anniversary of the Vir-ginia Tech Massacre. It is the fi rst comprehensive look into “targeted violence” on college campuses.

Th e study examined all reported incidents of “targeted violence” since 1900 and found that 60 per-cent of the 272 cases of college vio-lence have occurred in the last 20 years. About 30 percent of the total number of reported cases occurred between 2000 and 2008, the study said.

Th e study’s authors attributed the increase in violence to a rise in both college enrollment and media coverage of attacks.

Th e majority of cases involved current male undergraduate stu-

dents around 25 years old, while 33.9 percent of incidents involved people in intimate relationships.

Fully 27.7 percent of cases be-tween 1900 and 2008 were in resi-dence buildings. About 25 percent were in administrative or academic buildings, according to the study.

At AU, there have been only four reported assaults and one “intimi-dation off ense” on campus in the past three years, according to the Department of Public Safety’s An-nual Security Report.

Firearms were used in over half of the total reported attacks, ac-cording to the study.

Across all 272 incidents, 281 people died and 247 were injured.

In the event of an “active shoot-er” on AU’s campus, the Metro-politan Police Department, assisted by Public Safety offi cers, would be responsible for resolving the situa-tion, according to AU’s Emergency Preparedness Plan.

AU has reinforced its emergency preparedness and violence preven-tion programs to prevent a Virginia Tech-style attack from occurring on campus, according to the 2009 Annual Security Report.

AU’s Emergency Management Plan details plans for handling a number of campus emergencies in-cluding on-campus shooters, bomb and anthrax threats, riots and gen-

eral “violent and criminal behav-ior.”

A Violence Prevention Team is tasked with identifying students or faculty at AU who exhibit threaten-ing or disruptive behaviors on cam-pus. Th e team was created last year and is composed of representatives from the Offi ce of Student Life, Hu-man Resources, Housing and Din-ing Programs and Public Safety, according to Dean of Students Rob Hradsky.

However, the study found that warning signs are only observed and reported one-third of the time.

“I can only think of one case [in-volving a student] in the past year that the team has reviewed,” Hrad-sky said.

Th e Counseling Center and the Violence Prevention Team try to identify people who need help be-cause they could be on a “path to violence,” according to Director of AU’s Counseling Center Wanda Collins.

College oft en introduces new stresses into students’ lives and sometimes people have diffi culty coping with them, Collins said.

Th e Department of Public Safety could not be reached for comment.

You can reach these staff writers at [email protected].

Reported ‘targeted violence’ cases at colleges total 272

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By SARAH PARNASSEagle Staff Writer

In recently released rankings, the Washington College of Law tied with the University of Mary-land for 48th best law school, and two of Kogod School of Business’ graduate programs made the list of the 15 best graduate programs as ranked by business students.

U.S. News and World Report included WCL and UMD in the assessments posted April 15. The list of best business graduate pro-grams came from The Princeton Review. Professors from both schools said AU’s presence in the rankings attracts more students to the university, but questions remain about the rankings’ ac-curacy.

WCL’s standing Both WCL and UMD’s School

of Law received a score of 55 out of 100, based on data collected during the 2009-2010 academic year.

This data included measures of selectivity, admitted students’ scores from the Law School Ad-mission Test, undergraduate GPA, opinions from peer institu-tions, graduates’ success in find-ing jobs and the rate of students who pass the Bar Exam.

For individual programs, WCL ranked second for clini-cal law, eighth for international law and seventh for its part-time law program. In each of those categories, nearby Georgetown University ranked higher than WCL, taking first place in part-time and clinical law and third in international law.

UMD ranked fifth for its part-time program — two spots ahead of WCL.

WCL Chair of the Admissions Committee Andrew Popper said WCL’s part-time law program has historically been an important part of legal education both at AU and in the Washington area.

WCL’s part-time program has had high-quality students and faculty for generations, and peo-

ple in the legal profession real-ize that about the school, Popper said.

“I think we are fortunate, we are blessed with wonderful stu-dents and effective faculty, and hopefully the [U.S. News and World Report] ratings reflect that,” Popper said.

The rankings for part-time programs were determined based on similar criteria as the over-all law school rankings but with fewer categories.

Kogod’s rankingsThe Princeton Review’s Stu-

dent Opinion Honors Lists rec-ognized Kogod’s Global Manage-ment and Accounting graduate programs. The results were based on an 80-question survey admin-istered to 19,000 current students at business schools.

This was the second time the International Business program was on this list, according to

Professor and Chair of the Inter-national Business Department Frank DuBois.

DuBois said Kogod’s location in D.C. played a critical role in attracting talented students and faculty with an interest in inter-national business.

“Everybody has good finance, everybody has good manage-ment, marketing, but global busi-ness or international business is sort of a specialization that not a lot of schools can necessar-

ily do because of their location,” Dubois said. “Here we can do it pretty easily because we’re in Washington, D.C., which [one] could argue [is] one of the capi-tals of world capitalism.”

U.S. News and World Report did not rank all programs this year. In 2008, U.S. News and World Report ranked AU 14th for best Public Affairs graduate programs.

In the same year, the publica-tion ranked AU’s Public Manage-ment Administration program as number six, two spots behind Harvard University.

Also in 2008, guidance coun-selors across the country ranked AU as 58th best national univer-sity, giving it a score of 4.1 out of 5, according to U.S. News and World Report.

The ranking systemThe validity of the methods

of college ranking systems came under question last August, The Eagle previously reported.

The peer institutions’ evalua-tions make up 25 percent of the U.S. News and World Report ranking, according to its Web site. An August article in the online journal Inside Higher Ed looked into problems with that component of the ranking sys-tem, saying it had “haphazard responses and apathetic respon-dents.”

“Sometimes in life you experi-ence processes that are arbitrary and subjective and unfair, but nonetheless, they are real and they can have an effect,” Pop-per said. “I would put [the] U.S. News [rankings] in that category. It is an arbitrary, subjective and perennially unfair system. It is nonetheless quite real.”


HEADS OF STATE — SG President Nate Bronstein “roasts” now former President Andy MacCracken during a Student Government transition ceremony on Sunday afternoon. Class of 2010 Senator Steve Dalton also roasted various SG members. The transition welcomed next year’s SG executives into their newly appointed roles.


WCL and Kogod place in higher ed. rankings

for appointment to the position. Levitt then went before the Com-mittee of Rules and Privileges, where he was approved, and was then presented for consideration to the entire Senate.

Levitt was deemed qualified for the position largely due to his experience as director of speak-ers for the College Democrats. The club notably brought Ted Sorensen, speechwriter for John F. Kennedy, and Senator Arlen Specter, D-Pa., to campus this year.

Current KPU Director Will Hubbard expressed concern for Levitt’s lack of training and ex-perience with KPU directly, such as volunteering for events during the year.

“Are you willing to put thou-sands of dollars of funds into the hands of someone who has had no training in KPU?” Hubbard

asked the Senate.However, Tagami said she

thought Levitt’s past experience made him “unquestionably qual-ified.”

“He has a certain sense of duty that he carries for any of his re-sponsibilities and [he has] un-doubtedly showed us he was go-ing to be dedicated to the office of KPU,” Tagami said.

Other senators vouched for Levitt’s motivation, includ-ing Class of 2012 Senator Seth Rosenstein.

“He is one of the finest gen-tlemen I’ve had the privilege to know,” Rosenstein said. “He’s an extremely hard worker, and when he sets his mind to something, he will get it done. While some [of the] concerns might be valid, I don’t think they are hurdles that can’t be overcome.”

Levitt plans to embrace quality over quantity in choosing speak-

ers for next year by bringing in the people AU students want to see.

“I’d love to go big, in general,” Levitt said. “I’d like to do events that would make the campus community proud.”

Levitt also plans to reach out to the campus community to de-termine exactly whom students want to see on campus.

Levitt said AU can look for-ward to some big KPU events next year that will be relevant and exciting.

“I offer the idea that this cam-pus community deserves to hear the best speakers possible that will not only give them a univer-sal perspective but bring a large amount of energy to the campus,” Levitt said.


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Veysey. Students paid $2 for one plate or $5 for 3 plates.

Kim estimates that approxi-mately 50 pies were thrown.

“I think I’ve finally stopped smelling like whipped cream af-ter about six showers,” Veysey said.

The CERF fund needs $100,000 to go into effect, ac-cording to Jones. Jones is unsure of how much of this money has

already been raised. CERF money can then be

used to invest in environmen-tally friendly projects such as wind turbines, steam turbines or solar panels. The money the uni-versity saves by using these tech-nologies is then put back into the fund. Jones estimated that this week’s events raised over $500 for CERF.

Other events during the week including free ice cream on Mon-

day, laser tag on the quad on Tuesday and free Georgetown Cupcakes and Roebek’s in the Tavern on Wednesday. There was also a carnival on Friday after-noon that featured inflatables, a barbecue and games.


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By NICOLE GLASSEagle Staff Writer

AU raised $7.6 million above its AnewAU campaign goal for en-dowments, allowing the university to increase the number of scholar-ship awards for the incoming fresh-men class.

Th e AnewAU campaign has raised more than $52.6 million in endowment funds for scholarship support since October 2003 — ex-ceeding the goal to raise $45 mil-lion.

Th is increase in endowments al-lowed AU to give out 77 new schol-arships, which generated more than $5.2 million in scholarship awards, President Neil Kerwin said in his spring update memo.

AU’s fi nances increased during the recession, and the university is accepting a greater number of freshmen for this fall.

AU had 16,949 applicants for the fall semester — the highest number in the school’s history. Of these, 43 percent were accepted. About 400 early decision students were accepted this year, an increase from last year’s 300, said Kristen Schlicker, associate director of Ad-missions, in an e-mail.

Dr. Th omas Minar, vice presi-dent of Development and Alumni Relations, said AU’s success dur-

ing the recession has increased its fi nancial support from donors.

“We are in many ways among the strongest in higher education in America right now in terms of how we’re weathering the economic downturn,” he said. “And it’s just a great moment.”

AU raised more than $15,725,000 in fi scal year 2009, ac-cording to a report by the Council for Aid to Education. Out of D.C. schools Georgetown University and the George Washington Uni-versity raised more, earning about $181,180,000 and $84,645,000 re-spectively.

Minar credits AU’s fi nancial suc-cess to the excellence of the institu-tion, he said.

“We’re on a high as an institu-tion, achieving great things,” Minar said. “... Our donors and our exter-nal constituents see how well we’re doing and they want to be a part of that. People want to be a part of a success.”

AU is using these money to con-struct more buildings and pay fac-ulty and staff .

“[Th e funds] are going every-where,” Minar said. “You see the impact in scholarship aid. You see the impact in the programs. You see faculty who are paid from en-dowed funds. You see physical improvements, like the [School of International Service] building and the Katzen Arts Center. You see an incredibly wide range of support for the university, as well as general budget support that helps the uni-versity keep the doors open.”


Class of 2014 Profi le

Fall applicants:16,949

Acceptance rate: 43%

Class of 2014 Early Decision acceptances:

400

Class of 2013 Early Decision acceptances:

300

Average high school GPA: 3.87

Average SAT score: 1300/1600

Average ACT score: 30

Male to female ratio: 39% male, 61% female

Students receiving merit scholarships:

19%

Minimum merit scholarship: $6,000

Information according to Kristen Schlicker, Associate

Director of Admissions

AU receives $52.6 million in donations, adds scholarships

Q&A: SG president reflects on past yearBy MEG FOWLEREagle Staff Writer

Meg Fowler: As the year comes to a close, and you step down from your position as Student Government president what were your greatest successes?

Andy MacCracken: The most exciting projects that have been successful this year include the AU SmarTrip-ID pilot program. That represents a big step for-ward with our partnership with Metro and hopefully will bring us closer to a more practical pro-posal for a Metro discount.

The second is the Clean En-ergy Revolving Fund. It’s actu-ally remarkable that we were able to, in the span of four or five months, get it moved through in a way that the fund has actually been created and we have an ac-count number, and we have the support of the Office of Develop-ment, and it’s been incorporated into the university’s Carbon Neu-trality plan.

MF: What do you look back on as things you wish you could have done better or could have improved this year?

AM: I think the culture with-in the organization has been a source of frustration both for my-self and for students, in general. I think the best illustration of that is probably [Alex Prescott’s] sus-pension. Instead of along the way trying to motivate and inspire better activity ... [the Senate] was spending time writing legisla-tion for more ways to punish us within the organization. It’s the

wrong attitude, I think. I wish I had been able to redirect that in some way.

MF: What is your favorite memory from this past year as SG President?

AM: A moment that stands out in my mind was the first time I discussed the Clean Energy Re-volving Fund with the Board of Trustees at the report that I give to them. That spurred a five-minute discussion about the importance of sustainability at American University. It’s a very small thing, but at that point I was young in my presidency, and it was exciting. It was empower-ing to hear the top decision mak-ers for the university, and this ex-cites them. I think at that point I realized what a success CERF would ultimately become and where it could go.

MF: You still have a year left at AU. Why did you choose not to run for re-election, and what do you plan to do with your remain-ing time?

AM: It was a really tough deci-sion not to run again ... Ultimate-ly, when I sat down and thought about it, I am happy with what I have been able to accomplish this year. I’m sure there’s a lot more I could have done in a second year, especially given the momentum of recent progress we’ve seen, starting new initiatives.

But looking forward, there are a lot of things I haven’t done yet. I’ll be starting my master’s next year through the five-year com-bined program ... I’ll be here for a while ... I think there are other

ways for me to contribute with-out being in the presidency.

MF: How are you going to stay involved with advocating for the student body?

AM: By trying to figure out more specific projects I want to take on. The fire’s still burning in me. I’m not going to walk away entirely from advocating for stu-dents. I just won’t be as presi-dent.

I’ve asked Nate [Bronstein] if he would let me keep working on [general education] reforms. I’m doing an independent study right now with the provost on education policy, so it’s a re-ally interesting way of tying it in practically. I’m reading about the historical context of general education at the great universi-ties, so being able to sit in on the meetings where we’re trying to really refresh the program, so it’s exciting.

I’m only going to be as in-volved as Nate wants me to be. At this point I’m just another stu-dent who wants to help.

MF: How has the transition gone with Nate Bronstein?

AM: Our transition has been going pretty smoothly ... He is very much ready for those ex-periences already, and the best tools that I can give him are knowledge.


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Bang! — the shutting screen door was once a familiar sound of America’s summers. Children would venture out from under the watchful eye of their parents and spend the day on the streets, playgrounds and parks that surrounded their homes. Th ere was stickball in the vacant corner lot and hopscotch on the blacktop.

As the years passed, however, the streets and open spaces grew quiet, their former visitors few and far be-tween. Th e harmless age of Nickel-odeon had given way to an excessive saturation dominated by SpongeBob and PlayStation and online fantasy worlds. Gym class became a corny rel-ic of the past for teenagers obsessing over Advanced Placement tests and college planning. Adults worked lon-ger hours at jobs further from home and have little time for the outside air.

Yet rediscovering the wonders of physical activity will do more to lower long-term medical costs and improve the lives of millions of Americans than would any health care plan.

Along the way to our epidemic of inactivity, exercise has become an ugly word that everyone avoids. It’s the mysterious vegetable your aunt makes for a holiday dinner. No one wants to touch it. Studies show that approximately 60 percent of Ameri-can adults don’t get the recommend-ed amount of physical activity. More shocking is that more than 25 percent of adults are not active at all. Our nation’s youngsters are overweight at an earlier age and the risk of diabetes is spreading into their ranks. Th ese troubling patterns will only add to the growing number of visits to the doc-tor’s offi ce and the emergency room.

Inciting an exercise revolution begins by reminding people of the endless benefi ts of physical activity. Regular exercise builds healthy bones, muscles and joints. It can prevent or improve common illnesses through a stronger immune system. On a sepa-rate level, exercise also has mental rewards, including reducing anxiety

and boosting self-esteem.Many hear of the suggested 30-

minutes-per-day exercise guide-line and snicker. Th ere’s simply not enough time, they insist. Admittedly, the strains associated with school, work and family no doubt restrict one’s options for exercise. But, then again, 30 minutes is the equivalent of most nightly television shows. It’s shorter than the average dinner time or the time it takes to read the news-paper. Go for a walk on your lunch break. Take the stairs to your offi ce, instead of the elevator. On pleasant days, leave early and bike to school or work. A gym membership is not required to be active and stay fi t. For whatever reason, working out is now linked to elaborate exercise machines and expensive running gear. Erasing the perception that physical activity entails a grueling routine suited for a marathon runner is essential. Th ere are plenty of free and fun alternatives that have nothing to do with achiev-ing the body type of models on the latest magazine covers.

No matter its fl aws, the health care legislation does succeed in at least one regard: its emphasis on reinvest-ing in public recreation. Grants for walking paths and jungle gyms can’t be counted among the ridiculous earmarks that ooze from Washington these days. A spokeswoman for the late Senator from Massachusetts Ed-ward Kennedy, the father of the health care bill, wisely asserted that, “...these are not public works grants; they are community transformation grants.” State and local governments across the country must do more to expand access to bike paths, green spaces, playgrounds, aft er-school programs and youth sports leagues. In an era of commercialization and multitasking lifestyles, I urge people to remember the glorious spirit of childhood in the sun — the scenic jog, the catch with your dad, a walk in the park with the family dog — anything that gets you up, out and on your feet.

Michael Stubel is a junior in the School of Public Affairs and the School of Communication and a moderate Republican columnist for The Eagle. You can reach him at [email protected].

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APRIL 26, 2010

Lessons in freedom hard to teach

Revisiting the exercise of youth

Metro’s ‘party foul’With Metro reconsidering its weekend hours as part of its budget proposal, AU students

will need to take a stand or fi nd a taxi stand to get home Friday and Saturday nights.

Individual rights are too impor-tant to let partisanship cloud our judgment. Strangely, this is a hard lesson to teach on our nation’s college campuses.

While the Supreme Court con-siders whether belief-based student organizations deserve equal rights on campus, two more universities have been facing this very issue. George-town University is facing it over a pro-choice group, the University of Arizona over a pro-life group.

At Arizona, Students for Life’s ap-plication for offi cial recognition was initially denied because the group requires that its members share be-liefs “that life is sacred and that the intentional killing of human beings through abortion, euthanasia, and murder, and that all forms of eugenics are morally reprehensible.”

Yet, a public university bound by the First Amendment may not deny the basic right to freedom of asso-ciation, and the university quickly re-versed its decision. Universities don’t like to be shown up as hypocritical when it comes to freedom of speech or freedom of association.

Th e shoe is on the other foot at Georgetown University, which has prevented a pro-choice group from receiving fair treatment on campus. Georgetown is a private university not bound by the First Amendment, but it is bound, morally and contractually, by its own promises. Georgetown en-tices students by telling them, “A uni-versity is many things but central to its being is discourse, discussion, debate: the untrammeled expression of ideas and information.” Georgetown adds that “Catholic and Jesuit tradition, far from limiting or compromising the ideal of free discourse, requires that we live up to that ideal.”

Georgetown is failing to do so. Just ask H*yas for Choice Vice President Erica Slates. She says that her group has about 100 active members with a mailing list of 1,000. Th ey want to be allowed to be an offi cial student organization and get that asterisk out of their name. Georgetown has been saying no.

According to Georgetown’s Vice President for Student Aff airs Todd A. Olson, “As a Catholic and Jesuit uni-

versity, our policies must refl ect our identity and our values,” but H*yas for Choice promotes ideas “inconsistent with Roman Catholic moral tradi-tion” and must remain off of the list.

At Georgetown, College Demo-crats is on the list. Students for Justice in Palestine is, too, and of course, so is Right to Life. Not H*yas for Choice.

What about the great Catholic and Jesuit moral tradition of permitting untrammeled expression, as George-town promised?

Besides, the Muslim Students As-sociation and the Jewish Students Association are on the list. Someone should ask Olson how these groups — in both their expression and their conduct — square with the universi-ty’s Catholic and Jesuit identity.

According to Georgetown’s Di-rector of Student Programs, Erika L. Cohen-Derr, “Our goals and yours are the same: to provide high quality programs that refl ect Georgetown’s diverse community.” Nevertheless, H*yas for Choice is apparently too far beyond the pale to deserve any of-fi cial university support. So much for refl ecting the actual diversity of views at Georgetown.

Wouldn’t a great university want to give students even greater protec-tion to “think the unthinkable, men-tion the unmentionable,” as Yale Uni-versity promises, than even the First Amendment off ers citizens at large? Why should a university restrict rather than expand the right to free speech?

H*yas for Choice isn’t even ask-ing for such a noble educational en-vironment as that. It just wants equal treatment under Georgetown’s actual policies.

However you feel about abortion, if you think free speech principles and promises mean anything substantial, you should be protecting the equal rights of pro-life students at Arizona and pro-choice students at George-town. How can one group expect equal treatment if it refuses to advo-cate equal treatment for all, despite fundamental disagreements?

Th is is a good question for George-town and all citizens to take to heart.

Adam Kissel is Director of the Indi-vidual Rights Defense Program at the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education in Philadelphia.

Based on proposed changes to Metro service, night owls and party animals may need to start rethinking their plans for Friday and Saturday night excursions. Among the proposals in Wash-ington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority’s 2011 budget is the re-duction of weekend night service, with the termination of bus and rail service by 2 a.m., instead of the current 3 a.m. Although this move stands to save Metro $8 mil-lion and reduce its budget gap by 4 percent, it creates a whole host of other issues that makes us want to cry “party foul.”

Many AU students rely on the Metro’s late weekend service to get back to their homes inexpensively. With the proposed cuts, students would be forced to either head home earlier or fork over money for expensive cab fares. While the latter option may not pose a

problem to those preferring the convenience of a cab, the former has those of us who like to stay out past 1 a.m. annoyed.

If you’re a fan of late night CVS trips, you might also be out of luck. Students heading back to campus late at night would be at a greater disadvantage as AU shuttle service, which traditionally ends at the same time as the Metro closes, would most likely also shut down an hour earlier. Aside from any in-convenience should you desire ice cream aft er the Eagle’s Nest closes at 2 a.m., the lack of shuttle service presents a danger to those walking back to campus from Tenleytown late at night.

With the departure of Metro-riding students at an earlier hour, bars stand to lose valuable busi-ness. Finding alternative modes of transportation could also pose safety hazards to student ventur-

ing out. Wandering around down-town late at night looking for a cab isn’t always the safest activity, and those wanting to avoid cabs alto-gether by driving present the risk of increasing drunken driving in-cidents.

Metro has shown lately that they want to work with students to increase use within our demo-graphic, and yet they want to re-duce service during key weekend travel time. In general, it seems there are more calls for fare in-crease rather than reduced service. We would personally rather suck it up and pay a bit more to use the Metro or Metrobus than spend a half an hour fl agging down a cab at 2:30 a.m. on a Friday night.

We realize that as just a student newspaper, what we alone have to say about the reduction in ser-vice isn’t going to sway the Metro’s Board of Directors. However, they

will listen to the collegiate de-mographic, should we choose to speak up. If you don’t want to leave the bar an hour earlier than you’re used to now, Metro has several venues for voicing your concerns. Metro’s Riders’ Advisory Council meetings are open to the public, or for those of you unable to make it downtown to Metro headquarters, you can always submit a Customer Comment Form available on their Web site. If, like us, you aren’t a fan of cutting your night short, speak up and ask Metro to keep its doors open until 3 a.m.

MICHAEL STUBEL

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For the fi rst time in 24 years, Alge-ria will play for the FIFA World Cup title in June. Its road in getting there, however, shall remain one of the most uproarious yet sobering international aff airs tales to date.

In order to qualify, Algeria needed to contend last year with its longtime rival and nearby neighbor, Egypt. To put it simply, when these two coun-tries meet on the football (soccer) fi eld, they make Ohio State and Michigan look tame. Th e fi rst qualifying match was set in the middle of November in Cairo, and Egypt shut out Algeria 2-0. Th is left both teams tied for fi rst place

in FIFA’s C Group, demanding anoth-er qualifying match be played — in a neutral country.

Well, before that could happen, the festivities began. Sure, you might expect violence resulting and a few people getting injured, throngs in the streets, some rioting, maybe even looting. Even in 21st century that’s what we civilized human beings seem to enjoy without fail. And all that hap-pened, right on schedule.

But then in Algiers, the capital city of Algeria, the situation reached a new level of incivility. Egyptian-owned businesses were slapped with a high-er tax rate, and some were torched. Th is was in response to allegations of mistreatment of Algerians in Cairo. Indeed, Algerian fans recounted how one fanatic died from injuries suff ered at the hands of Egyptian hooligans; another had his spine broken, and the team itself was stoned by Egyptian fans while traveling in Cairo.

Even worse, the Egyptian govern-

ment played two-face, issuing pleas for calm and restraint before and aft er the matches, but then communicating with its (football, not political) rival with harsh words. Cairo summoned its ambassador in Algiers aft er the ini-tial wave of violence for a consultation, then slapped Algiers with litigation seeking compensation for the private businesses vandalized there. Th e am-bassador wouldn’t return for months — fi ckle politics at its worst.

Th ere was some football yet to be played, alas. Neutral Sudan was chosen for the deciding match a few days later. 15,000 policemen were dispatched, schools and businesses closed early.

Algerians struck fi rst, stoning Egypt’s team bus in retaliation for Cairo. Aft er Algeria won, 1-0, and se-cured itself a spot in the 2010 World Cup, “someone” destroyed the buses reserved to transport Egypt’s fans to Omdurman Airport. Egyptian news media then widely and quickly circu-lated a video of several hundred riot-

ous Algerian fans brandishing knives. Th is had indeed occurred, but several years earlier, and during an intra-Al-gerian match.

So, what is the moral of the story? Our shortsightedness of whatever greater goal we have ascribed for our-selves cannot come at the expense of our humanity. You and I are evolved humans, but ask yourself, “When was the last time I worked contrary to my nature and my goals? Did I hurt any-one in the process?”

It is disgusting that humans — es-pecially our leaders — can’t even be civil when it comes to a game. It is more disappointing if we fi nd this same behavior in ourselves.

Parvez Khan is a graduate student in the School of Public Affairs and the religion and international affairs columnist for The Eagle. You can reach him at [email protected].

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Th e AU track team returned to Philadelphia and ran in the Penn Relays, the oldest and largest track competition in the United States. And once again the team returned to campus with pride aft er a suc-cessful outing.

In the 116th running of the relays, AU won its section and placed ninth overall in the college men’s distance medley relay with a time of 9:54.93. Th e time was good enough for ninth place overall, a mere .02 showing — seconds be-hind eighth place Louisiana State University. Junior Colin Eustis also competed at the meet, fi nish-ing 17th in the 5000 meter cham-pionship.

Th e team of Jeff Brannigan, Matt Farrow, Connor Sullivan and

Craig Brown beat out the Univer-sity of Maryland, as well as Patriot League rivals Bucknell University and the U.S. Military Academy, en

route to their ninth place fi nish. Brannigan got the Eagles off to a quick start and fi nished the 1200 meter leg in just over three min-

utes before passing the baton to Farrow. Th e freshman grabbed the baton in fourth place and managed to gain ground on the fi eld with a 48.3 lap. When it was time to hand off for the 800 meter leg, AU was right in the mix.

Junior Sullivan, a New York na-tive, received Farrow’s exchange and pushed the Eagles to the front of the pack with a stellar time of 1:53:35. Th is left it up to Brown to protect their B section lead in the fi nal mile. Th e sophomore strate-gically watched a few competitors pass him until the fi nal lap, when he surged ahead and captured the victory. Th e team fi nished nearly three seconds ahead of the second place B section team and only two seconds behind the hometown team from the University of Penn-sylvania.

Eustis also had a great showing in the college men’s 5000 meter championship. Aft er recording the ninth-fastest time in AU history two weeks ago, the junior from Delhi, New York fi nished with a time of 14:22.65. Despite fi nishing in the middle of the fi eld, Eustis was only .11 away from his per-sonal best that he set earlier in the season.

With the Penn Relays in the books, the track and fi eld program will now turn its attention to the Patriot League Outdoor Track and Field Championships. Th e meet will take place on the fi nal week-end in April at Bucknell’s Christy Mathewson-Memorial Stadium.

You can reach this writer at [email protected].

Th e Washington Capitals shouldn’t get comfortable with their 3-2 series lead. Last year the Caps came from behind to make it out of the fi rst round, so they should know more than anyone that anything can happen.

Heading into Friday night’s Game 5 at home, the Caps looked like they thought they had every-thing locked up. Th e team had re-bounded from a dreadful Game 1 and a less than stellar Game 2 and looked as if they may close out the eight seeded Montreal Canadiens in front of their hometown fans. Too bad no one told the Canadiens that was supposed to happen.

Montreal began to ruin the Caps’ storybook Game 5 less than two minutes into the game, when they scored their fi rst of two fi rst period goals. Th e rude awakening was a sign that this series could be long from over.

Aft er last year’s fi rst round debacle, the Caps should have known to come out and play bet-ter than that Friday night. Wash-ington found themselves down 3-1 in their round one series against the New York Rangers last season and they came back to win. Since they came back themselves, it is surprising that they may overlook a team doing the same to them.

One thing that is clear is that they are going to have to play a lot better if they don’t want that 3-1 series lead to evaporate. Fri-day night was a best hits parade of what Washington has been unable to do during this series. Th e pow-er play has only converted once in fi ve games, secondary star Al-exander Semin has yet to score a goal. In fact, he has only recorded

one point — an assist in the team’s 6-3 Game 4 victory.

Not only has the power play and Semin been off , but Norris Trophy candidate Mike Green has yet to score a goal in the series. He has two assists and hasn’t had his penetrating shot.

Th is is not the fi rst time Green failed to show up in the playoff s either. Last season he disappeared during the Pittsburgh Penguins series in Round 2, but that was blamed on an injury. He doesn’t have that excuse to fall back on this time around.

Th e top players other than Al-exander Ovechkin, Nicklas Back-strom and Semyon Varlamov have not been eff ective. Tomas Fleischmann hasn’t scored when he has had the opportunity, Jeff Shultz, the regular season plus minus leader, is minus one and Brooks Laich only has two points, both of which came in one game. Th ree guys cannot carry the whole team. If Washington hopes to get anywhere in the playoff s, then players like Fleischmann, Laich and Shultz must contributed posi-tively.

At this point, just winning is not good enough for Washington. Th ey must get everything back on track because there is no telling what the series may hold. Semin, Green, Fleishmann and Laich are all due for big games.

All is not lost for Washington this playoff season. Th ey are up in the series 3-2, but they must be mindful that they cannot take anything for granted. Another bad game tonight and suddenly the series tied up at three games apiece. Putting Montreal away convincingly can show the NHL that they did deserve the No. 1 overall seed and that they can succeed in the playoff s. If they don’t put Montreal away and end up losing the series, then they will begin to hold the title of perennial playoff chokers.


By MIKE DEFABOEagle Staff Writer

The AU lacrosse team’s season came to a sudden end on Satur-day with a 16-11 loss in a do-or-die game at the College of the Holy Cross.

With a win, the Eagles would have advanced to the Patriot League tournament and proved that they have bounced back from a three-win season a year ago. But the Eagles fell short against the Crusaders.

AU’s Paige Lin paced the team with a career best five points with four goals and an assist. Emily Stankiewicz added three goals of her own for the Eagles and Amanda Makoid netted two in the team’s final game.

Holy Cross came out strong and jumped to an early 6-1 lead with 17:51 remaining in the first half. Lin cut the lead with a goal off of a free position shot at 17:10 to make the score 6-2.

The Crusaders netted an-other before the Eagles fought back with three straight goals by Stankiewicz, Makoid and Lin to close the gap to 7-5. However, that was as close as the Eagles would get to victory.

The Crusaders scored five of the next seven goals to close out the first half, including a goal with just one second remaining in the half, to take a 12-7 lead. The two AU goals came from Makoid and Eliza Morgan.

“They came out hard on us, and I don’t think we expected

that,” sophomore midfielder Ber-nadette Maher said. “We were struggling all game to come back.”

Holy Cross expanded their lead in the second half, scoring the first two goals out of the in-termission to stretch their lead to 14-7 with 17:31 remaining. AU scored the next four goals thanks to two goals off the stick of Stankiewicz and one each from both Lin and Chiara Speziale to close the score to within four, 15-11 with 5:05 remaining.

Despite three shots on goal, the Eagles were shutout for the remainder of the game.

“We took a lot of shots at the end of the game but had a hard time putting the ball away,” Ma-her said.

Holy Cross’s Katie Gardner scored the game’s final goal with 1:07 remaining, bringing the fi-nal tally to 16-11 in favor of Holy Cross.

The Eagles finished the season 6-10 overall and 3-3 in the Pa-triot League. Their league record ties them with Holy Cross on the season, but the head-to-head loss prevents the Eagles from advanc-ing to the Patriot League tourna-ment.

“Even though [the season] didn’t turn out the best,” sopho-more defender Emma Larkin said, “this was everyone’s favorite team to be a part of.”


Time for Caps’ stars to shine when it countsCAPITAL SPOTLIGHT

ANDREW TOMLINSON

STRUGGLE FOR POSSESSION— An AU lacrosse player attempts to navigate through the defense in a game from earlier this season against Davidson College. The team fell to the College of the Holy Cross on Saturday in their quest for a Patriot League tournament berth. They fi nished the season with a record of 6-10.

PHILLIP OCHS / FILE PHOTO

Lax loses shot at postseason

Fate of Broncos’ front offi ce intertwined with Tebow’s performance

Track excels at 116th Penn Relays

By TOM SCHADEagle Staff Writer

The Denver Broncos went into Thursday’s NFL Draft with many needs after going 8-8 last season. They were looking for a talented wide receiver to replace disgrun-tled superstar Brandon Marshall. Another possibility was a middle linebacker or safety to be the next defensive leader after Brian Dawkins retires. Or maybe, just maybe, they would draft a center because they didn’t have one on the roster.

Instead they traded up to pick University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow, a man hailed as the savior by some and criticized as a giant crybaby by others. In all of my years as an NFL fan, it was one of — if not the — most illogi-cal and ridiculous picks I’ve ever

seen.No one can deny that Tebow

was a tremendous college player. As a three-time Heisman Trophy finalist and two-time National Champion, Tebow is obviously one of the greatest players to ever put on a college jersey. But as we’ve seen time and time again, success in college does not always trans-late to success in the NFL (see no-names Robert Gallery, Courtney Brown and Curtis Enis). Worse yet, quarterbacks are always more likely to turn out busts than po-sition players. Do Ryan Leaf and Akili Smith ring a bell?

In Tebow’s defense, analysts constantly praise him for being a “winner.” But honestly, what does that mean? Obviously he played a major role on Florida’s two cham-pionship teams, but everyone for-gets that it was the team that won those championships, not Tebow himself. When drafting NFL prospects, you don’t want a “win-ner” or an “athlete,” because any college player could be described as such. Scouts should rely on empirical talent, not vague char-acteristics.

But supporters insist that

Tebow has something special. That may prove to be true, but as men whose jobs depend on making successful draft picks, Broncos General Manager Brian Xanders and Head Coach Josh McDaniels should’ve used a more logical process. Tebow has some

major red flags that would turn any levelheaded person off, and it’s very surprising that Xanders and McDaniels would put their jobs in danger so rashly.

At the top of Tebow’s list of problems is his throwing motion,

which most scouts and analysts agree is fundamentally flawed. Fixing the motion could take months, if not years, of develop-ment. Moreover, Tebow scored way below average on the highly-touted Wonderlic Test, a series of fifty pressurized questions that supposedly test the football IQs of prospective quarterbacks. While new Rams field general Sam Brad-ford scored well above the league average with a 36, Tebow’s score fell a disappointing 6.5 points be-low par.

All of Tebow’s individual prob-lems aside, he is still a terrible pick for the Broncos based simply on their needs. They traded away a second, third and fourth round pick to get a third-string quar-terback who will likely not see the field for another two or three years.

The Rocky Mountains are al-ready echoing with cries for Mc-Daniels to be fired after the team’s two best players, Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall, were traded away in the past 15 months. Try-ing to replace those two with the likes of Tebow and Demary-ius “Not Dez Bryant” Thomas

certainly did not make fans any happier — especially when there is still not a center listed on the roster. The Broncos better make the most of their remaining draft picks and start praying that Tebow and Thomas pan out. Otherwise, McDaniels could be next in line on the list of Bill Belichick proté-gés to flop.

For football fans, the Tebow pick certainly spiced up the first round of the NFL draft and cre-

ated buzz around the Broncos. But supporters are anything but pleased. Tebow now has the weight of McDaniels, Xanders and all of Broncos Nation on his shoulders. It’ll be interesting to see if he’s up to the test.

You can reach this writer, a lifelong Bronco’s fan, at [email protected].

McDaniels and Xanders face criticism

Tebow now has the weight of

McDaniels, Xanders and all of

Broncos Nation on his shoulders...

AU won its section and placed ninth

overall in the college men’s distance medley relay

APRIL 26, 2010

BY MICHAEL W. RICHARDSONEagle Staff Writer

As the school year comes to an end, we at The Eagle are retiring our spring playlists and looking forward to the new music that summer brings. Here are just a few of the albums to watch for over the next few weeks.

Broken Social Scene — Forgive-ness Rock Record

Though they might be best known for launching the career of the much more popular Feist, Broken Social Scene has been conducting sprawling art rock for about a decade. It’s a bit un-fair to call them a band — they are considered a “collective,” with a rotating list of musicians that number anywhere from six to 19 people — and because of this set-up, it can be hard to predict what each new album will sound like. From the dreamy minimalism of “Bee Hives” to the bombastic instrumentation of their 2005 self-titled album, the aesthetic changes as much as the artists themselves. Expect surprises when “Forgiveness Rock Record” is released May 4.

The New Pornographers — To-gether

Who would have thought

20 years ago that our Canadian neighbors to the north would be producing some of the most dar-ing, progressive rock music of the day? Although they are of-ten grouped in with compatriots Broken Social Scene and Arcade Fire, The New Pornographers have enjoyed more mainstream

success than the former and a more prolific streak than the latter. “Challengers,” released in 2007, contained charming piec-es of upbeat tracks laced with a somber lyricism, most notably on tracks like “Myriad Harbour.” “Together” will also be released May 4.

The National — High VioletGQ magazine recently de-

scribed The National as “Joy Division fronted by Leonard

Cohen,” which is both eerily ac-curate and indicative of why the band’s sound is so successful. Rooted in the post-punk revival of the naughts (think Interpol and The Strokes), The National’s debut album “Boxer” was an al-bum painstaking in its instru-mental balance. And yet, it is un-doubtedly Matt Berninger’s voice that is the band’s most prominent feature — deep, soulful and sad, not the result of singing class-es but of deeply felt emotions shared over drinks and cigarettes with friends. “High Violet” will be released May 11.

The Roots — How I Got OverIt might be hard to justify why

another Roots’ release is worth buying. The hip-hop group has been together for 23 years, and it is easy to be skeptical of their ability to reinvent themselves af-ter so long. But their career thus far has been full of surprises, and it’s undeniable that the band has been on the cutting edge of hip-hop for their whole existence. Consider their new album, a po-litical piece focused on the relief felt after the Bush administration left office and the Obama one ar-rived. It may feel a year too late, but the group is bringing on big figures from the underground

By DONNY T. SHELDONEagle Staff Writer

Nancy Meyers and Nora Ephron are too oft en cited as the only fe-

male directors making fi lms about contemporary women’s issues. Both directors are consistently success-ful at the box offi ce, yet their fi lms celebrate wildly varying degrees of success. Although her fi lms typically fl y under the Meyers-Ephron radar, it is director Nicole Holofcener who is authoring better movies about women and tackling more sophisti-

cated themes.With her latest fi lm, “Please Give,”

Holofcener does not waste any time and lays her cards on the table in the fi rst shot. She bravely hurdles the audience into an extended, close-up opening credit sequence of breasts undergoing mammograms. Th e breasts are portrayed unapolo-getically, diff er in age, color, size and

shape and present a very clear sense of honesty from the get-go.

Honesty has always been Holof-cener’s strong suit in fi lms, as dis-played in her luminous, engaging character studies “Lovely and Amaz-ing” and “Friends with Money.” With “Please Give,” Holofcener returns to a few of her favorite themes, includ-ing motherhood, self-esteem and

identity and explores the new, grim territories of death and guilt.

Set in modern-day Manhattan, the fi lm follows the privileged Kate (played by the ever-dependable and fantastic Catherine Keener), who has quite a bit on her plate. She is in the thick of a minor existential crisis that leads her to question the ethics behind her trendy furniture store business that purchases piec-es from people who have recently

lost a relative. Aft er Kate’s teenage daughter asks for $200 for a pair of designer jeans, she starts to detect the stranglehold that materialism and consumerism has on her family, inspiring her to dive head fi rst into a sea of volunteer and philanthropic endeavors to rid her of guilt. Kate fi nds solace in the confi dence of her bitter, aging neighbor’s granddaugh-ter Rebecca (in a lovely, understated turn from Rebecca Hall) who works at the mammogram offi ce in the opening sequence. Rebecca has an equal share on her mind, with her grandmother dying and her sis-ter Mary (played by a very crisply tanned Amanda Peet) showing no

interest.Rebecca and Kate meander

through their lives, grappling with their respective guilt, pent-up long-ings and incriminating secrets, and it’s not a particularly easy thing to watch. Holofcener has a very keen eye for observation, detecting slight, nuanced emotions in very unique ways. Her fi lms do not unfold in par-ticularly structured, plot-point driv-en schematics but rather through a series of interactions (mostly of the argumental variety), between char-acters with contrasting perspectives and world views. Undoubtedly the bleakest, most depressing of Holof-cener’s fi lms thus far, “Please Give” sporadically suff ocates its characters through its incredibly muted tone.

Although Keener and Hall layer their performances with warmth, honesty and wisdom, some of the other performers, namely Oliver Platt (who plays Keener’s husband) and Sarah Steele (who plays their daughter), are incredibly one-di-mensional and simply not realized enough to believe — a hindrance for a fi lm that values honesty so highly.

It is the fi lm’s fearless gusto to analyze some of the least glamor-ous elements of identity that ren-ders it so charming. Th e feelings the story arouse chart across a vast scale of emotion, leaping from senti-mentality and melancholy to terror and remorse. Intelligent and brave, “Please Give” serves as testament to Holofcener’s talent and wisdom, blowing Meyers and Ephron out of the water.


By AMRITA KHALIDEagle Contributing Writer

If you haven’t seen Jennifer Coolidge in a film or television show, you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade or so. As Coolidge gleefully gushes about climbing the ladder to a B-list movie career during her stand-up comedy show at the Arlington Cinema ‘N’ Drafthouse, you re-alize that she’s been responsible for sending you into fits of un-controllable laughter since you snuck a peek at “American Pie” in elementary school.

She was the weird manicurist in “Legally Blonde,” the airhead gold digger in “Best in Show” and, of course, Stifler’s mom. She built an amazingly success-ful career by going for the roles that most girls in the Hollywood wouldn’t be caught dead doing; the weird best friend, the ditzy waitress, the kooky mom. And recently, she rocked the Draft-house in a campy but irreverent comedy act that detailed her ri-diculous ride to the Hollywood B-list.

“Ever since ‘American Pie,’ ev-

ery horny 16- to 18-year-old guy thinks I will sleep with them ... which is great, because I totally will. Any young, single guys out there?” Coolidge spiritedly shrieked, as crickets could be heard from the audience. “Oh, come on!” she lamented endear-ingly, as the audience tried to hold back laughter.

There is something about Coolidge that is magnetic and very rare for this time; she comes from an era of vulgar, rubenesque film actresses who astound audi-ences with graceful profanity and dirty, ditzy wit — think Marilyn Monroe mixed with Kathleen Turner. She plays stupid only to point out the flaws in our logic and the stupidity in American life.

“You know, playing Stifler’s mom will get you one-night stands, but what it won’t get you is the kind of guy you want to marry,” Coolidge said. “When a girl says ‘I love you,’ guys hear ‘I have explosive diarrhea,’ and by girls, I mean me.”

If you haven’t been to the Drafthouse, imagine a huge hall filled with armchairs and tiny

tables with waitresses edging through roughly congregated groups of friends to deliver a pitcher of beer or plate of wings. Since the seating is more infor-mal and unassigned, most people end up squeezing in at a table with perfect strangers. A beer and a few jokes later, you have a table of new best friends. This is the perfect atmosphere to see Coolidge, who becomes every-one’s weird best friend during the show.

She’s a trainwreck, but a lovely, trash-talking trainwreck that lives a life you can’t under-stand and can’t help laughing at. Coolidge’s comic persona is car-toonish, and she acts too dumb to be real, but something about her high, Midwestern housewife tone, how she awkwardly stalks around in high heels and tight dresses and her miles of blonde hair make it work — and to hys-terical effect.


SQUARE ROOT — The early summer looks to offer a number of very promising releases from established names like Eminem, The National and The Roots (above). These albums promise to expand upon previous releases and please fans.

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Summer albums offer ‘Recovery’ from rush

Stifl er’s mom goes from cameos to comedy

This will most likely be my last column for The Eagle. I’ve given you all plenty of recipes over the past few months — ev-erything from pasta to stir fry — and a few tips on how to mix it up and create your own dishes. But I wanted to use this last bit of column space to review some the techniques I’ve covered and

compile some of my most impor-tant tips.

Master your knife

Proficiency with a knife can make the difference between throwing together a quick, healthful weeknight meal or say-ing the hell with it and ordering a pizza. Get a good knife and keep it sharp. If you don’t have an eight-inch chef ’s knife already, GET ONE!

Use a claw grip: Hold what-ever you’re cutting in place with the tips of your fingers and keep your knuckles perpendicular to the cutting board. Use your knuckles as a guide for your knife and then walk your fingers back as you chop. Don’t forget to tuck in your thumb.

Square off: It’s a lot easier to cut round food if it has a flat edge. Either cut it in half or cut one side off so it doesn’t roll around on the cutting board.

Keep the tip of the knife on the board — Imagine your knife as a giant paper cutter. Rather than chop up and down, what you really want to do is rock back and forth.

Set your burner on “high”

The one mistake that all be-ginner cooks make is not waiting for the pan to get hot. Make sure you use plenty of heat when you sauté, sear or roast. Listen for the sizzle: That’s the sound of water evaporating and sugars caramel-izing. If your food is not sizzling, then it’s probably just soaking up oil and turning wet and mushy.

Also, when you’re sautéing, try not to over stir. For most begin-ners (and some more seasoned cooks), the instinct is to stir con-stantly, but every time you stir something you’re moving the food away from the heat. Imag-ine what would happen if you

Big knife, good hands key to cooking delicious mealsCHEF’S SECRETS

WILL KOPER

GIVE ‘TIL IT HURTS — Nicole Holofcener’s new fi lm showcases the director’s remarkable ability to accurately refl ect the female perspective, a gift that peers Nancy Mey-ers and Nora Ephron can’t seem to match. “Please Give” examines the listless nature of middle age without sensationalizing, giving the fi lm a muted vision of identity.

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By DONNY T. SHELDONEagle Staff Writer

Whoever gave news reporter-turned-director Bob Bowdon a camera and a tutorial in iMovie should be punished. His patroniz-ing, ethically bankrupt documen-tary “Th e Cartel” serves as a train wreck of an example for aspiring documentarians to use as a com-plete antithesis for the type of work they should be making.

Bowdon has certainly bit off more than he can chew. For his de-but documentary, Bowdon tackles the crisis of America’s failing pub-lic school system with the aesthetic delivery of a PowerPoint presenta-tion and the abrasive tone of a lo-cal television news report. Th e fi lm weaves a convoluted web of narra-

tive that fuses interviews, bizarre graphics and B-roll in a haphazard, messy manner, then completely un-dermines both its sense of sophisti-cation as well as its bipartisanship — two vital components of a suc-cessful documentary.

Bowdon studies student drop-out rates, reading and mathemati-cal profi ciency levels, and the in-tricacies of public school board staff through only the state of New Jersey. Th e Garden State has al-ways been regarded as a beacon of American public school educa-tion, as it allots the most amount of money on a per-pupil ratio from the state government. “Th e Cartel” explores how this money is really spent, which seems to be anywhere but inside the classroom itself. Bowdon highlights the stronghold teacher unions insecure on public school budget spending and spot-lights mob and fraudulent con-nections between the unions and

school boards. If presented clearly, this could have been a bold point, yet Bowdon’s brass tactics render his realizations behind state gov-ernment and union corruption with the confi dence of a conspiracy theory. Th is tone makes the exposé rather underwhelming consider-ing Bowdon’s fi lmmaking methods do not seek to unveil anything, but rather sell a point.

Bowdon seems to think that the evidence he’s unveiled from New Jersey’s public school system some-how solves the crisis of the Ameri-can public school system, suggest-ing that the answer to the problem is fi xable: more charter schools. Fix-ing America’s ailing public schools is a deeply complex process that does not have a singular diagnosis. He does not even step one foot in the direction of analyzing the in-stitutionalized racism laden within the education system — guess he did not have a snazzy animation se-

quence for that. His “charter schools as the answer” assertion suggests the idea of mending the public school system is nothing but a lost cause, which seems to be quite a copout and happens to be in direct disagreement with his introductory “the state should serve wholesome education” thesis.

Th e biggest problem with “Th e Cartel,” apart from the aforemen-tioned issues with ethics, structure and tone, to name a few, is its scope. Although Bowdon tries to take on the American educational system at large, his analysis is exclusively confi ned to the state lines of New Jersey. Th ere are ample cold, hard facts here, but “Th e Cartel” is, sim-ply put, everything an exposé docu-mentary shouldn’t be: disorganized, tedious, unconvincing, hypocritical and one-sided.


By MAGGIE HOLLANDEREagle Staff Writer

It was not too long ago that Adam Young, better known as Owl City, was just a guy making music in his parents’ basement late at night. His performance at the Daughters of the American Revolution Constitution Hall last Thursday did nothing but exemplify this fact and proved that his past is all too recent.

In an approximately hour long set, Young played under 20 songs and did little else. A sold-out venue filled with pre-teens and their parents, young couples on dates and diehard fans, Owl City had a captive audience and wasted it.

Everything about this show screamed mediocre the minute Owl City took the stage. From the childish light show to the overused synthesizer, there was nothing that this show had that a 12-year-old fan couldn’t get lis-tening to the CD in the comfort of his or her own room.

The main problem was Young as a performer. The guy couldn’t stand still; he was in constant motion, whether that meant flap-ping his arms in an attempt to fly like an owl or simply twitching around the stage. It appeared that the Owl City front man was doing what he thought he should be doing, rather than what comes

naturally. This left him looking somewhat like a drug addict jo-nesing for his next fix.

Young’s only real interaction with the audience was when he attempted a lame D.C. joke.

“I put the president on the guest list,” Young said. “So if he’s here … ‘sup?”

His inability to fill a room with his presence left the audi-ence unsure of what to do, leav-ing most people simply standing listlessly watching as Owl City performed. Even the solo artist’s big hit, “Fireflies,” failed to en-gage a large portion of the at-tendees.

Despite the overall failure of the concert, there were enter-taining moments. When Young picked up the acoustic guitar, his music was given more life and personality than when it is weighed down with layers of computer-generated noise. His band, which featured six per-formers, was also a highlight, especially the two young women on string instruments.

All in all, it was a night that did not disappoint true fans, but did not entertain anyone else.

Opening act LIGHTS did suc-ceed in wooing the crowd, filling the theater with her voice (which sounds far less little girlish live than it does on her record). With her epic, side-swooped hair, she commanded the troops, fist pumping as she ordered the crowd to “pretend it’s a school assembly” and stand.

Paper Route also took the stage before Owl City, but proved to be nothing special. Their lack of stage presence fit in perfectly with the headlining act.


By EMILY LAGGEagle Contributing Writer

Mary Gaitskill’s new short story collection, “Don’t Cry,” is an eccentric novel that covers many things, among them Ethio-pian babies, one-night stands, widows, soldiers and 43-year-old red-headed virgins. With little prologue, she is able to plumb the emotional depths of these and other idiosyncratically imagined characters, microscopically ex-amining the bloody pulp of their thoughts and feelings — horrors, indignities, uncomfortable wants

and all. Though these are certain-ly raw and bruise-inducing sto-ries, at their core they are about our persistent drive as people to connect, love and know others and ourselves.

Gaitskill first emerged as a powerful literary player in 1988 when her first collection of short stories, “Bad Behavior,” was pub-lished. The collection was lauded for its daring depiction of female characters embroiled in situations involving prostitution, sado-mas-ochism and addiction, a combi-nation of scenarios Gaitskill has admitted to experiencing first-hand.

One of the short stories with-in “Bad Behavior” is “Secretary,” which was adapted into a major motion picture in 2002 starring Maggie Gyllenhaal as the sub-missive title character. Though it brought her an immense amount

of publicity, Gaitskill was critical of the film, claiming it was white-washed in deference to idyllic Hollywood romantic tropes.

Gaitskill published her second book, a novel titled “Two Girls, Fat and Thin,” in 1991. Her third was a short story collection, “Be-cause They Wanted To,” in 1997. The collection won Gaitskill a PEN/Faulkner award nomination and established her reputation as a formidable and deeply power-ful writer. Eight years later, she published “Veronica,” a tale of two women in love, one of which is afflicted with AIDS. The novel became a National Book Award nominee. Now, after 10 years, Gaitskill proves herself again as an American fiction powerhouse with “Don’t Cry.” The stories are searing and are of a biting and unique power that precisely de-pict the range and spectrum of

ugly desires and motivations that populate and animate our unspo-ken thoughts.

“Don’t Cry” starts strong with “College Town 1980,” which chronicles Dolores, an “over-weight twenty-nine-year-old in stretch pants and a scarf that hides her debased head. Dolores is mentally ill and unable to have orgasms, not even by herself, sit-ting in a college town with noth-ing to do but run around the phys ed building.” These are the char-acters Gaitskill favors — scarred and fractured, yet in whom we can see the less admirable parts of ourselves. Gaitskill renders all of the unspoken and ungraceful cogs of Dolores’ inner thoughts (“Dolores tried to think about how one of them was ugly and the other stupid. It didn’t help”), giving us a powerfully unblink-ing and affecting psychological

portrait of floundering self-suf-ficiency. Gaitskill undresses the conscious of Dolores and all of her characters with elegant syn-tactical precision in prose that is sharp and emotionally potent.

The effect here — and in the collection’s other stories — is an emotionally potent brand of voy-eurism. Gaitskill holds our eyes open to depths where we negoti-ate uncomfortable truces within our everyday lives — loneliness, loss and love. In “Mirrorball,” she crafts this theme into an ee-rily evocative metaphor. A “dark-haired elfin girl” has a one-night stand with a musician she meets at a bar. During the exchange, he manages to take a part of “her soul.” The story charts the girl’s emotional trauma as she negoti-ates and digests the strangeness of the loss. In the hands of a lesser writer, going out on a metaphori-

cal limb like this might result in disaster or camp, but Gaitskill’s cool, penetrating and precise prose instead makes for a story that is achingly poignant, simul-taneously redemptive and sad.

“Everybody knows about dark and lonely places,” the musician from “Mirrorball” posits. This is a universal truth of which Gaitskill is aware. The stories in “Don’t Cry” collectively work to illumi-nate and explore those dark and lonely places through searing and unashamed honesty. The results — painful, messy and inconve-nient — do leave scars, Gaitskill suggests, but they are also nec-essary and inseparable parts of ourselves that are capable of con-quering pain.


AN EDUCATION — In his new documentary, fi lmmaker Bob Bowdon explores the public school system of New Jersey, which holds a reputation as the best-edu-cated state in the United States. However, Bowdon’s visuals are amateur at best, and his information is misguided and hypocritical.

Courtesy of BOWDON MEDIA

Documentary fails to educate

D+THE CARTEL

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were trying to roast something, but you opened the oven door every five minutes. So stir it once to distribute the oil and then let it sit for at least two minutes be-fore stirring it again. Walk away from it if you’re easily tempted — I usually try to wash a few dishes in between stirs.

Season, taste, adjust

Salt and pepper should go in pretty much everything you cook. Properly seasoned food shouldn’t taste salty, but it shouldn’t taste flat either. Taste constantly and be prepared to add a little more if necessary.

By the same token, start to train your taste buds for other flavors. Learn to recognize when a dish needs a little wine or lemon juice for bright acid-ity or maybe some garlic for an earthy punch. Remember, you eat food. You know what it tastes like. Harness your taste memory to bring nuance to your cooking.

Timing is everything

This is probably one of the hardest parts of cooking to master. Making a simple meal with a starch, meat and veg-etable and getting all three of them to the table hot at the same time is much harder than it sounds.

Having a plan of attack

helps though: If you’re doing a steak with mashed potatoes and sautéed green beans, you prob-ably want to start with the po-tatoes, sear the steak when the water for the potatoes starts boil-ing, and then do the green beans while the steak rests.

Just remember that nothing ever takes the time that it’s sup-posed to, and it will take some practice to properly multitask, but you’ll get it in time. In one restaurant I worked in, the cooks would ring a bell when food was ready. After a while, my sense of timing became so fine-tuned that

most times I would appear in the kitchen just as the cook was get-ting ready to ring the bell.

The more you cook, the more your subconscious will start to pick up cues about what needs to happen and when — whether it’s the pot of pasta that needs to be drained or a boiling stew that needs to be reduced to a sim-mer. Learning to listen to your instincts will be the key to your success.

Food for Thought

Don’t be afraid to try new

things. The one thing that I’ve most enjoyed about this column is that it forces me to expand my own culinary horizons. I know how easy it is to get stuck in a rut of cooking a few good dishes and rotating through them week after week.

I would advise everyone who likes to cook to find a new in-gredient that they haven’t used before. Read recipes and find something that looks interesting. Read a few recipes for the same dish and use them as a starting point for your own experimenta-tion.

Cooking is a process of trial and error, so don’t be afraid to make mistakes. Most of them will result in lessons learned and things to remember for next time, like a little less garlic or a little more salt. Every dish has room for improvement. Try to learn from your successes and failures alike. Best of luck to all of you, and thanks for reading. Bon appétit.

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rap community to collaborate, includ-ing Young Chris, ChestnuTT and Beanie Sigel. Th e album will be re-leased June 8.

Eminem — RecoveryAt the beginning of the last decade,

Eminem was the biggest name in rap, thanks in no small part to his undeni-able skill and creative lyrics. Fans who waited for his new album were under-whelmed by 2009’s “Relapse,” in which the wordsmith defaulted to nonsensical tirades and received mixed reviews for it. Th ough it picked up a Grammy for “Best Rap Album,” Eminem decided that it wasn’t up to snuff . So, earlier this year he threw out the idea of “Relapse 2” and decided to record “Recovery,” which just might prove a comeback album. It hits stores June 21.

M.I.A. — TBAAft er taking a break from tour-

ing to form her own record label, Sri Lankan native M.I.A. will release her third record this summer. Buoyed by the incredible success of “Paper Planes” from 2007’s “Kala,” M.I.A was put in an strange position — despite the odds, her hyper-political brand of eclectic art-pop achieved main-stream success. For her third album, she turned to her own record label for collaborators, meaning that this al-bum may blend even more disparate sounds into a coherent whole when it is released June 29.


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Food critic and traveler Moira Hodgson’s memoir, “It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time,” reads like one of her food critiques. Simple, crisp descriptions of food frame the experience of a particular restaurant. Hodgson writes like she is whisper-ing a secret in your ear about the fl avors and fl aws of a restaurant ex-perience. Unlike her critiques, how-ever, Hodgson’s novel does not have a gripping plot. Th e simplicity of her descriptions allows the reader to ex-perience her life quite vividly, and like her critiques, these experiences are enhanced by mouth-watering descriptions of food.

Hodgson’s novel is well-written and clear. It is defi nitely worthwhile to pick up if you are a fan of the cu-linary arts, travel or just need an es-cape. Aft er you read this book, food transforms, and it becomes a chal-lenge to be inventive.

“It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time” is not as sexy or intriguing as Gael Greene’s novel “Insatiable,” nor is it as inspiring and entertain-ing as Elizabeth Gilbert’s bestselling novel “Eat, Pray, Love,” but Moira Hodgson’s novel is thoughtfully writ-ten and planned. As if performing her own psychoanalysis, Hodgson connects parts of her childhood ex-periences to explain events in her adult life. From her fi rst experience with eating snails to her adventures in Mexico, Hodgson shows a great deal of adventurous curiosity. Th is curiosity stems from her obsession with Oscar Wilde, whose portrait she even painted in art class. Wilde’s words and pursuits and interpreta-tions of beauty are inspirations that are carried with her throughout her travels into adult life.

Hodgson traveled and moved ex-tensively throughout her life. People and experiences moved in and out of her life like fl avors of a meal pass over taste buds. Hodgson showed in-credible strength when coping with these losses. In an interview with Th e Eagle, she shared what she learned from moving so much.

“I hated leaving places,” Hodgson said. “It seemed that no sooner had

I learned a new language and made new friends, I had to pull up stakes and start all over again. But it made me less shy about making friends quickly. I also learned to accept peo-ple with diff erent backgrounds and traditions from mine.”

Th ough Hodgson is a friendly and bold woman, her book is not as sparkling with personality and expe-rience. While the book’s plot is not really engaging, it inspires the reader by showing Hodgson’s passion and dependence on food. It is this con-nection with food that is particularly moving. Food was her solace through the hard times and transitions in her life, as exemplifi ed when she writes, “Food for sympathy. Food for love. Food for keeping death at bay.”

It would seem from the novel that Hodgson eats just about anything; she has eaten pig’s heart, jellied goose liver froth and even pigeons. She is as open-minded with food as she is with her travels. Her life is fi lled with movement and transitions. Hodgson has seen so many things and tasted so many diff erent types of food it makes the plot move forward rapidly. It is easy to travel with Hodgson when she ventures to Mexico or Morocco because these experiences are brief.

“It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time” is a scrapbook of Moira Hodgson’s life containing anecdotes, pictures, recipes and minute memo-ries. While this style of writing makes it seem like there is no cohesive plot, it allows the reader to put the book down and then come back later to experience the fl avors of Vietnam or Paris. Hodgson confessed to Th e Eagle that she coped with moving through the process of becoming “a bit of a pack-rat, keeping scrap-books fi lled with mementos as a way of holding on to the places I’d been and the people I’d met.” She uses this strategy in her novel, refl ecting on how these experiences made her the person she grew up to be.

Th e next time you are in the din-ing hall, try being adventurous like Hodgson and be bold by experi-menting with fl avors — it can’t be worse than boiled sheep eyes.


By KELLY HOLLIDAYEagle Staff Writer

The television sensation “Glee” premiered its five-months-in-the-making Madonna-centric episode last Tuesday to high expectations, and didn’t fail to deliver.

Gleeks were treated to some of the best “Glee” performances all season, including a female-em-powered rendition of “Express Yourself ” (during which Quinn’s baby bump mysteriously disap-peared), and the convergence of Kurt (Chris Colfer), Mercedes (Amber Riley) and the Cheerios singing “4 Minutes.” Sue Sylves-ter’s (Jane Lynch) nearly shot-for-shot remake of the “Vogue” music video was perhaps the most bril-liant and hilarious three-and-a-half minutes of the entire epi-sode.

There was a major plot devel-opment when Finn (Cory Mon-teith), Rachel (Lea Michele) and Emma (Jayma Mays) separately performed a sexy rendition of

“Like a Virgin.” (We also wit-nessed one of Brittany’s (Heather Morris) best quotes in the histo-ry of “Glee”: “When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogy-nist.”) The addition of rival singer Jesse St. James (Jonathan Groff ) to McKinley’s own glee club, New Directions, was an interesting twist, and made for some great tension between Finn and Ra-chel. Finn and Rachel’s mash-up of “Borderline” and “Open Your Heart” was also great. Those two are really at their best when they sing and dance down the hall-ways of William McKinley High School.

The guy’s rendition of “What it Feels Like for a Girl” could have been longer, but it was nice to see them finally realize how rudely they’d been treating the girls the entire episode. In true “Glee” fashion, the group came together for the final minutes for a stun-ning version of “Like a Prayer,” featuring a full-blown gospel choir.

Over 13 million people watched the “Madge-ical” episode, mak-ing it the night’s highest-rated scripted series in the 18-to-49 de-mographic, according to the Hol-lywood Reporter. On top of it all, “The Power of Madonna” album is set to be the number one album this week and songs like “Like a

Prayer” and “Like a Virgin” are dominating the iTunes charts.

With the not-so-unexpected success of the episode, rumor has it that series creator Ryan Mur-phy is in talks with the Material Girl for a second all-Madonna episode next season. Entertain-ment Weekly’s Ausiello Files re-

ports that Fox is toying with the idea of having “Glee” fans choose the next six Madonna songs to be performed.

Later on this season, the “Glee” stars will tackle songs from the current reigning Queen of Pop, Lady Gaga, in the season finale. Recently leaked pictures from the set show Kurt and Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz) donning some of Lady Gaga’s craziest get-ups (in-cluding the bubble dress she wore

during her “Fame Ball” tour), and Murphy has said the episode will feature an acoustic version of “Poker Face,” to be performed by Rachel and Vocal Adrenaline’s coach Shelby (Idina Menzel). The episode, set to air June 8, will also feature a “Bad Romance” cover by the girls of New Directions.

With the overwhelming suc-cess of the Madonna episode and the hotly anticipated Lady Gaga numbers, “Glee” is becoming the go-to place for pop princesses to feature their music. A recent tweet from Britney Spears’ man-ager Adam Leber sent fans into frenzy a few days ago, asking, “Do you guys want to see a Britney Spears episode of GLEE?” “Um, YES!” cried Gleeks everywhere.

In an interview with Enter-tainment Weekly, Murphy said he is considering doing an all-Brit-ney episode for next season. “I’m interested in the Britney Spears idea,” Murphy told the magazine. “I’ve always loved her. I’m en-tertaining it. I think young kids would like that.”

Murphy said he would also like to do similar episode tributes to Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel and even Courtney Love.


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Future AutomaticThe PerfectsFU Records

Sounds like: An electronic Duran Duran

Baltimore’s own The Per-fects recently released an infec-tiously good sophomore album. The band blends indie-rock flair with digitized sounds of synthe-sizers and vocoders. While this may cause purists to cry foul, it’s something you really have to lis-ten to firsthand and appreciate in order to make a proper judgment. If the familiar pop and electroni-ca beats lure you in, the surpris-ing musical complexity will make you a devoted listener.

Founder and frontman Ric Peters started the band in 2005 with the help of producers Nic Hard (The Bravery) and Chris Vrenna (Nine Inch Nails). There’s a veritable blurring of genres in their latest production; the songs are light and danceable yet hard-edged and expressive — songs you can appreciate in more than one setting. The album is a toe-tapper, and “Come Down” and “End of Us” highlight the seam-less fusion of impeccable vocals and electronica. “Darling Angel” and “When I Cared” have goth-rock underpinnings while “The Hidden” plays straight into indie-rock — no doubt influences from the aforementioned producers. Each of these songs are capable in their own right, and Peters truly is a master of musical versatility.

The album was leaked online earlier in the year. Instead of fighting or bringing about liti-gation, the band decided to run with it by making it a free down-load release — an admirably bold move for a band with such a humble following.

There really is no reason not to give it a listen as songs are catchy yet structurally intact, truly wor-thy of the amalgam of its influ-ences.

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Descending ShadowsPierced ArrowsVice Records

Sounds like: Lo-fi Iggy Pop

Pierced Arrows is a living anachronism in their hometown of Portland, Ore. The three-mem-ber band can be seen as more of an off-shoot of the defunct Dead Moon, keeping alive the garage punk sounds and hair metal style of the ‘80s. As such, perhaps this is a band that can only be appre-ciated during live performances, as the album’s value is lost on today’s generation of sugary pop-rock.

Lead singer Fred Cole and bassist Toody Cole reprise their roles from Dead Moon along with drummer Kelly Halliburton. These old-timers are able to invoke clas-sic rock ‘n’ roll panache, evident in songs like “This is the Day” and “Paranoia.” Cole’s shrieks and grunts are reminiscent of early AC/DC, only bolstered by the minimalistic rhythm and the er-ratic pacing in each song. Toody lends her vocals during grunge-laden songs like “Paranoia” and “This Time Around.” The album feels more like a rough cut — the band doesn’t try to win you over with its hot-blooded anthems, but rather with its sentimentality. Understanding the band’s roots will make you appreciate this production all the more. In their old age, these are the final dregs of their storied career.

Making Up A Changing Mind Pretty LightsPretty Lights Music

Sounds like: A jazzy Thievery Corporation

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for the latest news from theEAGLEthe bulk of the electronic-funk proj-ect, Pretty Lights, famous for hold-ing a consistently dedicated follow-ing and sampling from a number of genres. His latest EP, “Making up a Changing Mind,” is a six-track col-laboration produced in the early months of this year. It fuses old-school hip-hop with electronic and dubstep, making the distinct genres seem mutually compatible. It is, quite simply, a masterpiece.

Trying to listen to the introduc-tory tracks “Still Rockin’” and “I Can See It In Your Face” without instantly putting them on repeat is a challenge. Th ese songs fea-ture hip-hop beats laid over the disoriented trappings of upbeat electronic music — an interest-ing blend that is sure to have you hooked from the onset. Th e album then shift s gears, as if to off set these tracks; the following “Understand Me Now” and “Future Blind” are more electronic than hip-hop. Th e change is smooth, and with this odd yet charming composition, it is no hyperbole to say that this album perfects its execution and wastes not a single beat or sample.

Smith’s contribution to the rave scene in Colorado has already helped to secure his place in the underground music industry. His new album only proves to scads of devoted listeners that Pretty Lights is here to stay, and for good reason.

— S.C.

Albums score ‘pretty’ ‘perfect’It’s incredibly jarring to hear

something that feels so out of place yet sounds so pure in its de-livery, even when it is quite clear that musicality isn’t something the band strives for. For younger audiences, the album is more a tribute. Give this band a listen if you want something boldly fresh from a musical genre of yester-year.

— S.C.

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