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Tcry, Very little Things , ' But very important yourblood corpus- cles. ¬ . They are bright red. They ar- so small that it takes over 8,000 of then- in a line to make an inch. The brigh- red color comes from the iron in them- When there is not enough iron th- 'Wood is thin and watery and impure- Purity and vigor go together. Brown- 'Iron Bitters is the only safe iron toni- over - made. It enriches the blood- builds up the system , gives health- Strength , and enjoyment of life.- Ben . Butler's favorite song is "Darling kiss my eyelids down. " For cuts from barbed wire fence , tore shoulders, ttlchi and open sores on animal * ' , ust SUurart'e- Mealing Powder , IB and EOcts. a box- .The . annual income of Queen Victoria i 1135000. AbsolutelyJ- JVe from Opiates , Emetics and- A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE- For Couch * , Sore Throat , Hoarseness , Inflmerma , Colds. Bronchitis , Croup , YFcooplne Cuc&- Asthma , Qiilntr , Fatni In Chest , n4 other- iScctloas of th Throat and Lunes * Trice 5O cents a bottle. Bold by Prosplsts and Deal- ers. ¬ . Parties unable to induce their dealer to promptly- get Ufor them icttl receive two l oUleitExpre > icfiaraes ' paid , by tending one dollar to- TUE auni.cs A. YOGELEK COSIPJJTT , Sola Owner * and Manufacturers , ' n.Wmoir , HirrlniJ , U. 8. A. DYSPEPSIAI- s a dangerous as well as distressing complaint. It- neglected , it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de- pressinc - the tona ot the Byitem , to prepare the way lor Rapid Decline. -THE g- BEST TONIC. ? Quietly and completely Cures Dyspepsia in all- its forms. Heartburn , Belchinfr * Tastinc tho- Food , Ac. It enriches and purifies the blood, stuna.- Utes . the sppatite. and aids the assimilation of food.- BET. . . J. T. ROSSI-TEE , the honored pastor of tho- First Reformed Church. Baltimore , Md. . says : HiTinp-tued Brown's Iron Bitters for Drepepria- and Indigestion , i take great pleasure in recojn- mendius - it highly. Also consider it a splendid touio- and inngoratcT , and very strenctheninc. " Genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines- on wrapper. TnUe no ther. Made only by BROVTPf CTIKHIOLl0. , BA1T1MORK. MD. LADIES' HAND Bcox nsefnl and attract ! , con- taining ¬ list of prizes for recipes , information about- coins , etc. , given away by all dealers in medicine , or- mailed to any .address ou receipt of So. stamp. . BITTERS , IS. you-wish to be relieved of thoso-terrible Slot- Headaches and that miserable Sour Stom.- ach. - . . Itwill , when taken according to direc- tions ¬ , cure any case of SIclc Headache- or ; Sour Stomach ; It cleans the lining of- .stomach . and bowel *, promotes healthy- action and sweet secretions. It makes pure- Mood and gives it free flow , thus sendin- gnutriment to every part. It is the safest , speediest and surest Vegetable Eemedf- ever invented for all diseases of the stomach..- and . . liver. 3. H. Moore , of FarminEton. Mich. , says : M- yenOerlns from Sick Headache and Sour- Stomach was terrible. One bottle of Hops- .and . Malt Bitters cured mo.- Do . not ret Hops and JTInlt Bitters con- founded ¬ with inferior preparations of similar- me.. For sale by all druggists.- HOPS . & HALT BITTERS CO. , DETROIT , HIG- H.andDcalers . Hosteller's Stom- ach ¬ Bitters , as a spe- cific ¬ for Indigestion , stands alone. When- the resources of the- pharmacopoeia have been exhausted with- out ¬ , at least , doing- more than mitigat- ing ¬ the complaint , a- course of this whole- come stomachic ef- fects - _ a perfect and = : permanent cure. Jn- all = cases of dyspepsia- s the liver Is more or- r _ less disordered , and- upon = this Important- gland the Bitters act- with regular distinct- ness ¬ , regulating and- invigorating every secretive and assimi- lating ¬ organ on which- bodllr and mental- health depend. For- sale by all Druggis- tsHAYFEVER. generally. . I can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to all Hay- Fever sufferers , itbemg. In- jny opinion , founded on ex- perlence - - and a sere cure.- was . I afflicted with Hay.- Fever for twentyfive- years , and never before- fonnd permanent relief.- TVEBSTEE . H. HASKIXS , ilarshfleld. V- tCream Balmh- as gained an enviable rep- utatlon wherever known- displacing all other rtjaraUonsT A particle is * \ T- Into ' nostrilU A each f - pain ; agreeable to use. tlJrllP- rice SOc. br mall oral druggists. Send for circular.- ELY BROTHERS. Druggists, Owego, K. T.- T.lfo . and Death of tho- "Worlds'Hero. . GEN. . Standard History- and Blographv , by the best of au- 'thors - , Hon. J. T. HEADLT. Steel por- trait ¬ GRANT- oung , Fine Illustrations , Low Price. Agents out fit 50c now read v. ..Add- .culck . , KAXSJLS Cmr Jon. Co. 100 W. 9th , Kansas- City. . Mo. People ? ai u- ness Education , so to the old rellab e lovm - CUy Collere. Esfd In 1865. Send t. r Col- .J'n'L . Address , Com'l Colleee , Iowa City , la- ANI > . Circulars frc- YJLIJSyT N'E BltOS. , Jancsvllle.- W. . . If. U. , Omaha. 26931. THE TRAMPS NEW SCHEME- .ffow . He Makes a Living at "Family Gather- ings. ¬ . " " 1 'spose j'ou don't remember- aie , " said a man in the park as he- same up and grasped a reporter by- he ; hand. Tho voice was faintly fa- niliar - and the speaker , who was de- jently dressed , though evidently no- particular about harmonious colors or- perfect fit , had a slouchy movement- ihat indefinitely recalled some persor- so had met The man smiled anc- Irawied out , "I thought you wouldn'1- mow me ; don't you remember a- ouple ) of winters ago when you'd be- jomin' out of that printiu' office ovei .here , how you used to stop and 'buz'- ne about what yon called the noble- irmy of tramps ? I don't forget you , lir , for when you'd get througli talkin'- fou'd put up for collee and cakes , and- iiore than once for lodgin' . I'd be- teal glad if you'd go and have a- ichooner or cigar or suthin' with me.- L'm . , fixed , " said he , pulline out a- landf ui of coin and bUls , "and would- ike to set 'em up. " The reporter declined , but upon , jailing to mind tho emaciated , dilapi- lated - tramp he had once known , was 'orced to inquire how so marked a- jhange of condition had come about.- "Well . , " said he , "if you won't givo- t away I'll tell you though I don't jare if you do , for I am going west on- he ; same lay. For the past two years- I've been working the family gather- ngs - those folks , you know , who ad- vertise ¬ for everj'body of their name to- neet at some one place to chin about- ihemselves and have a picnic.- "You . see , one day last summer I- vas killin' time readin' a newspaper- I'd found when I run across one'of : hese meetin's. Well , it must have- jeen must have been what is't that- jives them poets a steer ? " "Inspiration ? " suggested tho re ¬ porter- ."Yes . , that's it , it must have been- hat ; ; for all of a sudden suthin' said : "That's the racket for you , my boy , to make believe you're one of the- rang ! ' You see , before I got way- lown where I was when , you Tirst saw- ne I used to 'supe * around theaters ; hat made me think how easy 'twould- e > for one of them actors to put up- tuch a job. Well , the first lot I tackled- vas on u big farm up the North river. [ got a piece of blue pencil , made an- inchor on my wrist , and put their- lame under it , so as to look like In- lia - ink, you know. I had on a sail- r's - > blue flannel shirt when I went on- ihe grounds. There I told 'em I had- tlways follered the sea , and had lately- lad hard luck ; had read about the- neetin' and come to see if I knew any- jody - of my name- ."Well . , they're always jolly and free- it these places ; so they asked me to- rest myself , and raised me some better- jlothcs than I had on : after that ve- lad some bully grub. I walked around- md answered questions as well as Ij- ould. . Now and then , when no one- vas lookin , ' some good old maid- sould come up , unloch her satchel , md slip a dollar or two in my hand.- I've . been gbin' from one place to an- jther - , summer and fall , ever since. I- jeep the run of 'em by the papers and- yhat I hear around , and I get plenty- jf good duds and lots of cash. I play- he ; sailor dodge most always. Some- limes - 1 fix up , but it isn't a good- vay , for they expect you to chin two nuch- ."Say . , if ever you go on this racket , .et me give you the straight tip ; don't jo fresh , don't talk more'n you can- lelp ; let them do the chinin' . I made- i mistake that way where I was last- yeek. . I was gettin' along first-rate , lad been there two days. At lunch- ander tho trees the last afternoon an- ld ) lady squinted at me through her- pecs ; for a while , and said I put her in- Bind of 'Ike , ' who went out west some- fears ago to see some cousins who- ffere not known out this way. Well , [ was fool enough to say I belonged to- he ; western branch , as they called it , md remembered 'Ike. ' That settled ± ; they all soured on me at once , and [ found that the westernblokes had- ot ; 'Ike' a drinkin' and gamblin' , ind that branch of the family was look- 3d - at as N. Gr. So , I didn't get a rake- hat ; time- ."Another . thing ; don't take in any blks 'with long highfalutin names , ivith de or van to 'em ; they generally iave their families down ' fine- ind you'll get left sure ; better- ro for the Smiths , Thompsons , or Jrowns- ."One . time 'down east , ' though , I- jtruck a swell crowd and got a good- Hake when 1 thought I'd no show at.- ill. . . A big chap with diamond studs- aw me and asked me 'what I was- loin' ' there ! I gave him a ghost sto- rv - about lookin' for my relations. And Tm blamed if he didn't shake hands- ivith me and said te'd help ine look- em up. , Then he took me a little to- one side and asked me if I'd do him a- avor ? He said he'd left Boston with- out ¬ sending an important telegram , iidn't like to leave the party , would- oblige him by goin' to Boston , endin' the telegram , and- waitin' .for an answer ? 'Wait , ' aid he , 'if it takes you alll- ay. . ' He handed me a twentydollar- ill ) and a railroad ticket. Well I did- he errand , waited a good while , no- answer came , and then I tumbled to- t ! Yes , sir , just as you say. I was- mid , like the organ-grinder , to go- iway ! But , don't you see , even- ihat beats getting bounced from & free-lunch counter , like in old- imes , eh ? "But come , " and here tho tramp so- arnestly urged the acceptance of the- lospilable "schooner , " that the re- porter ¬ had to compromise on calisaya- md seltzer at a Broadway drugstorej- efore the good-by could be said.- New . York Tribune- .Scenting . a Slaver.- Many . years ago , when slavery was- he rule and not the exception , vessels- running a cargo were extremely- clever in eluding capture and putting heir pursuers off the scent. A good- tory is told of tho flagskip Winche- ser"l - think going out of Simon's bay- onnd > to the Mauritius. When off- Cape Hangklip , late one afternoon , a- very rakish , suspicious-looking craft- was sighted , carrying an unusual- number of staysails , who upon seeing lie man-of-war hoisted Spanish colors and her'numbor olMarryat's code and- requested to be reported. She parsed- quite close , and was apparently a- passenger ship of about live hundred- tons burden , for as she neared them- about a dozen ladies , in very smurt- bonnets , veils , and parasols , wero ob- served ¬ to come ou deck and wave- their handkerchiefs wiih every dem- onstration ¬ of cordiality to the officers- of the flagship. She seemed to have- also a large crew and was very clean- and smart. Suspicion was quite dis- armed ¬ , and she was logged as a pass- enger ¬ ship from Manila to Cadiz. The- admiral was alone in his opinion that- all was not right , remarking that the- ladies waved their pocket handker- chiefs ¬ uncommonly long and vigorous- ly ¬ to a mere passing ship ; he also- thought the handkerchiefs unusually- large , and further he mentioned that- as she passed he was looking out of- the door in the stern gallery , and a- faint , curious whiff came down on the- wind , reminding him of something- long past. He could not remember for- the moment of what it did remind- him , but it suddenly occurred to him- several hours after that the faint pass- ing - , odor , as the strange vessel swept- by , recalled the smell of a slavesihip- which he had navigated into port years- before. . And he was right. This same- vessel was taken , off the Havana , on- her subsequent vbyage , and proved to- have been a Spanish ship from Fer- nando ¬ , Veloso river , in the Mozam- bique ¬ channel , full of slaves for Cuba- .Her . captain explained with delighted- pride his meeting with the flagship off- the cape , and how , seeing a large- manofwar bearing down upon him , with the certainty of capture and no- hope to escape should the ship's character be known , he adopted the- clever expedient , doubtless not for- the first time , of dressing up a num- ber ¬ of his men in wome's attire , a ruse- that was in this instance entirely suc- cessful. ¬ . All the Year Bound- .Pony . Eaces.- One . of the most characteristic scenes- of the New Forest is to be seen on the- day of its annual pony races. These- are "for the purpose of improving the- breed of ponies bred in the forest ; " they take place every August on Bal- mer - Lawn , close to Brockenhurst , the- old Broceste of the "Domesday Book. " Brockenhurst is about five miles away- across the forest ; it is visible from- Bauelieu heath. - - , The little forest ponies are not- troubled by the hundreds that are wor- rying ¬ them ; those that have been- trimmed and groomed for the racing look handsome , spirited little things.- One . pretty gray poney with long , sweeping tail and mane has won * many- a race on this course , and wins again- today ; he has reigned for a long time- as The King of the Forest ; but now ho- belongs to a new owner and bears a- new name. Another well-built pony is trimmed in quite a different style" ; His mane is very short and his "tail- "docked , " in defiance of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani- mals. ¬ . He belongs to a dealer and- must needs present this fashionable- appearance. . The winning-post is surrounded by a- group of people who are really in earn- est ¬ about the races ; on each side of it- a small street is created by the various- shows which set up here for the day, and up and down this street , between- tho races , wanders an idle throng of- peasants. . It is the opinion of the- natives of the New Forest that theso- races are far superior to the Derby, the principal reason for this prefer- ence ¬ being that the fun goes steadily- on , and waxes hotter as the day- wanes. . To an outsider the aspect of- this primitive , old-world-looking dissi- pation ¬ is in itself very interesting.- There . is a great sobriety about it to- all appearance ; the peasants wander- slowly from one old-fashioned show to- another ; there is nothing out of keep ¬ ing with the lovely setting which sur- rounds ¬ the picture. But in the heart- of it there is a fever of excitement , after all , which but ill accords with- the placidity of the old forest. Heavy betting goes on in the group gathered- round the winning-post ; some of the- owners of the ponies , small farmers in- the neighborhood , will stake all they- possess in the world upon a favorite- so that there is quite the air of a min- iature ¬ Derby about the scene as the- game little ponies come tearing past- the winning-post , ridden in every con- ceivable ¬ fashion by their boyjockeys.- These . are mostly country lads , who- have learned to ride as a fish learns to- swim , but not with quite the same- natural elegance. Now and again- there is a regular jockey among them- one who has perhaps lost his chance- of riding in the large races by reason- of some unprofessional trick who will- come down and ride here , and possibly- make 100 or so. He is easily recog- nized ¬ among the others as soon as tho- ponies start by his businesslike style- .The . ponies themselves all look exceed- ingly ¬ trim ; they have been taken in- for three months , and the attention- they receive converts them into won- derfully ¬ pretty creatures. English Il- lustrated ¬ Magazine- .Origin . of Mosquitoes.- The . Indians have a very satisfacto- ry account of the origin of the Monle- zuma - mosquitoes. The legend runs- thus : There were in times of old , many moons ago , two hugefeathered- monsters permitted by Manitou to de- scend ¬ from the sky and" alight on the- banks of the Seneca river. Their form- was that of a mosquito. They were- so large that they flew toward tho- earth. . Standing on either bank, they- guarded the river , and , stretching their long necks into the canoes of the- Indians as they attempted to paddle- along the stream , gobbled them up as- the stork king in the fable gobbled up the frogs. The destruction of life was- so great that not an Indian could pass- without being devoured in the at- tempt. ¬ . It was long before the mon- sters ¬ could be exterminated , and then- only by the combined efforts of all- the Cayaga and Onondaga nations.- The . battle was terrible , but the war- riors ¬ finally triumphed , and the mam- moth ¬ mosquitoes were slain and left- unburied. . For this neglect the In- dians ¬ 'had to pay dearly. The catcass- es - decomposed and the particles , vivi- fied - by tho sun , flew off in clouds of- mosquitoes , which have filled the- country ever since. PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH.- Does . a Similar Danger Threaten Every- One of Us ? JHo\v Public Attention In- Directed to Personal Peril * . Rochester ( N. Y. ) Correspondence Indianapo- lis ¬ Sentine- l."Judge . , " said a young lawyer to a- very suacessfui senior , "tell me the se- cret ¬ of your uniform success at the bar. " "Ah , young man , that secret is a life- study , but I will give it.to you on con- dition ¬ that you pay all my bills during- this session of court. " "Agreed , sir, " said the junior.- "Evidence . , indisputable evidence. " At the end of the month the judge re- minded - the young man of his promise- ."I . recall no such promise. " "Ah , but you made it""- Your evidence , please ? " And the judge , not having any wit- nesses ¬ , lost a case for once ! The man who can produce indisputa- ble ¬ evidence wins public favor. I had- an interview yesterday with the most- successful of American advertisers , whose advertising is most successful be- cause ¬ always backed by evidence- ."What . styles of advertising do you- use ? " I asked H. H. "Warner , Esq- ."Display . , reading matter and para- graphs - of testimonials , " "Have you many testimonials ? " In answer he showed me a large cab- inet ¬ chock-full. "We have enough to.- fill . Boston , New York , Chicago , St. ' Louis and Philadelphia morning pa- pers. ¬ . " "Do you publish many of them ? " "Not a tithe. Wonderful as those we- do publish , we have thousands like- them which we cannot use. 'Why- not ? ' Let me tell you. 'Warner's safe- ure' has probably been the most sue- cessful - , medicine for female disorders- ever discovered. We have testimonials- from ladies of the highest rank , but it'- would be indelicate to publish them- .Likewise . many statesmen , lawyers , : ' clergymen , doctors of world-wide fame- have been cured , but we can only refer , to such persons in the most guarded ' terms , as we do in our reading articles. " "Are these reading articles success- ful - ? " "When read they make such an im- presslon -| that when the 'evil days' of ill- .health . draw nigh they are remember.ed , 1and Warner's safe cure is used- ."No . , sir. It is not necessary nowi- as at first , to do much constant and ex-i , t'ensive advertising. A meritorious. medicine sells itself after its merits are- I known. We present just evidence , enough to disarm skeptics and to im- press - : the merits of the remedies upon new consumers. We feel it to be our- .duty . to do this. Hence , best to ac- complish - . our mission of healing thej- sick , we have to use the reading article- style. . People won't read plain testi- monials. - . ' . " "Yes , sir ; thousands admit that had, ' they not learned of Warner's safe cure ; through this clever style they would- still - be ailing and still impoverishing , themselves in fees to unsuccessful ) 'practitioners. ' It would do your souli- good to read the letters of thanksgiving } we get from mothers grateful for the'- perfect success which attends Warner's safe cure when used for children , and- the surprised gratification with which1- men and women of older years and im- paired - * ' vigor testify to the youthful'- feelings ' restored to them by the same'- means. . " "Are these good effects permanent ? " . 'Of all the cases of kidney , liver, urinary and female diseases we have'- cured , not two per cent , of them report'- a return of their disorders. Who else'- can show such a record ? " "What is the secret of Warner's safe ; cure permanently reaching so many- serious disorders ? " ' 'I will explain by anillustration : The- little town of Plymouth , Pa. , has been- plagne stricken for seveial months be- ' I cause its water supply was carelessly ! poisoned. The kidneys and liver are , the source of physical well-being. If polluted by disease, all the blood be- comes ¬ poisoned and every organ is af- fected ami this great danger threatens t everyone who neglects to treat himself'- promptly. . I was nearly dead myself , ' from extreme kidney disease , but what- is now Warner's safe cure , cured me , and I know it is the only remedy in thet- world that can cure disorders , for I- tried everything else in vain. Cured ; by it myself , I bought it and , from aj- sense of duty, presented it to the world.- Only . by restoring kidneys and liver- can disease leave the blood and the- system. . " A celebrated sanitarian physician. ' once said to me , "The secret of the- wonderful success of Warner's safe- cure is that it is sovereign over all kid- ney ¬ , liver and urinary diseases , which- primarily - cr secondarily make up the- majority of human ailments. Like all- great discoveries it is remarkably sim- ple. ¬ . " The house of H. H. Warner & Co- .stands . deservedly high in Rochester , and it is certainly matter of congratu- lation ¬ that merit has been recognized- all over the world , and that this suc- cess ¬ has been unqualifiedly deserved- .Pcy . POEXT- .The . Drnggisl's "K. " The letter "R , " with a tall flourish , as employed by physicians in prescrip- tions ¬ , is the sj'mIX ) ! of Jupiter , under- whose special protection all medicines- we placed. The latter itself ( Recipe , take ) and its flourish may be thus par- aphrased ¬ : "Under the good auspices of- Jove , the patron of medicines , take the- following drugs in the proportions set- down. . " Health and Education.- The . Sisters of the Academy of the- Visitation , Frederick , Md. , are amongst- those in charge of educational institu- tions ¬ who use Red Star Cough Cure- and give it to their pupils. They write , that they can heartily recommend it to- their friends.- Dr. . . Mary "Walker has made $2,000 out- of her dime museum engagements- .For . Dizziness take Allen's Iron Tonic Bitters : All genuine bear the signature of 1. F. ¬ Allen, Druggist. St. Paul. Min- n.President . Cleveland is passionately fond- ol flowers- .Lame . Back ? Hunt's [ Kidney and Liver ] Remedy cures distressing diseases of dia- betes ¬ , gravel , and retention ol urine- ."I . can't sleep ! " Sufferers from nervous- prostration , and wasted vitality , can re- gain ¬ health by usingHunt's Kidney Remedy. ON CORNS. " Aik for Wells * "Hough on Corns. " ISe. Outer , complete cure. Hatdorsolt corns , warts , bunion- sIF YOU WAIVr A I > OGJ- Send 15 cents for Don BUYERS' GUIDE : 10- 0engravings , colored plate. Associated Fan- ciers ¬ , 237 South Eighth Street. Philadelphia- .We . are pleased to learn that so many- of our young friends are preparing to- attend Elliott's Business College at- Burlington , la. It is the finest school- in this country.- Minister . Phelps1 ears still ring with the- echo of British cheer- s.Higher . Prices for Butter * All dairymen who use Wolls , Richardson & Co.'s Improved Butter Color hgree that- it increases the value of butter several- cents a pound. It is pure and harmless , convenient for instant use , has no taste or- odor , and gives R clear , golden richness to- the butter. It is the very best butter color- obtainable , and is not expensive. In every- state in the Union the demand for it is in ¬ creasing- .Emperor . William is not half so sick as- some papers make him out to be- ."ROUGH . ON RATS. " Clears out rats. mice , roaches , flics , ants , bedbugs , skunks , chipmunks , gophers. iSc. Druggists. TheKing of Bavaria is said to have de- veloped ¬ into a sort of Caliban- .Halfortf . Sauce used at all first-class hotels.- Makes . your food more nutritious. _ Sir Henry James is said to be the wittiest- man in London. _ HEART PAINS.- Palpitation . , Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In- digestion. . Headache , Sleeplessness cured by "Wells- Health _ PATEIVTSoouimeii by i ouialJasscr&Co. , At- torneys ¬ , Washington , P.O. Eat'J 18S1. Advice free- .Ayoub . Khan's name rightly interpreted- means "Governor Job. "_ The purejt. sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In the- world , manufactured from fresh , healthylivers , upon- the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa- tlentivrho - have once taken It prefer It to all others J Physicians have decided It superior to any of the- other oils In market. Made by Cj.swxLr , HAZZAKD , &Co. , Neir York- .Chapped . Hands , Face. Pimples , and Rough Skin,- 1cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CJLSWJCUJ H AZAED t Co , New York. Bobbie Burns is a police justice in Buffalo , but a mon's a mon for a" that.- If . you are tired taking1 tho largo oldfash- ioned ¬ griping1 pills , and are satisfied thai purs- Ing yourself till you ure weak and sick is not- good common-sense , then try Carter's Little- Liver Pills and learn how easy It Is to bo free- from Biliousness , Headache , Constipation , and nil Liver troubles. These little pills are- smaller , easier to take and givo quicker re- lief ¬ than any pill in use. Forty In a vial. One- a dose. Price 25 cents. _ All Queen Victorias ; children are fond of- the theatre , and go there frequently."- When . Babywas tickwe garo her Castoda , "When sho was a Child , sho cried for Castoria , When sho became Hiss , sho clung to Caatoria , Whan sho had Children , she gavethem Caatoria, Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds and rheumatism are relieved by- Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment.- Sold . by druggists- .Worms . cause peevishness , fevers , convul- sions ¬ and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists- .Headaches . , constipation , liver complaint , billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing- remedv which never produces pain , EL- LERT'S - DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.- Only . 25 cents. Sold by druggists.- An . economical man will keep the leather- of his harness soft and pliable , which pre- serves ¬ it from crackfnc ; or ripping. He al- was - uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.- Sold . by all Harness Makers- .Onethird . of all who die in active middle- life are carried off by consumption. The- most frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or- asthma , all of which may be permanentlv- cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR- AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists.- A . farmer's wealth depends on the condi- tion ¬ of his stock. When scraggy and feeble- they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , co dsand all diseases which destroy- animals. . Thousands of dollars are saved- annually by that valuable old stand by, UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER.- Restless . , fretful , crying children are suffer- ing ¬ and need for their relief DR. WIN- CHELL'S - TEETHING SYRUP , which is- useful not only for all the disorders of- teething infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat , colic and cramps of older chil- dren ¬ , and should always be kept in every- house for emergencies. Only 25. cents.- Sold . by all druggists.- Dr. . . Talmage speaks of "woman's silent- imperialism. . " Do Yois FeelA- ll tired out , almost prostratedwithout appctlt * nervous , depressed , and despondent ? Hood's Sarsa- parilla - will give you strength and vigor , restore and- sharpen your appetite, build up y ur nervous system- and clear your mind.- Do . you have pimples and bolls breaking onton- your body , scrofulous sores or bunches , or other In- dications ¬ of impure blood ? Hood's Sarsaparilla will- remove every vestige of Impurity and vitalize and- enrich the blood.- Do . you have headache. Indigestion , heartburn , distress after eating, faintness. or other symptoms of- dyspepsia ? Hood's Sarsaparllla will tone up the dL- digestive organs , remove every disagreeable symp- tom ¬ , and completely cure you.- Do . you have pains In the back and the disagreeable- evidences of difficulties with the kidneys or liver ? Hood's Sareaparllla rouses these organs to their- proper duties and enables them to resist the attacks- of disease. Give Ita tri- al.Hood's . Sarsaparillago- ld by all druggists. (1 ; six for 5. Made only by- C.I. . HOOD & CO, Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass- .IOO . Doses One Dollar. "Castorfa Is so irell adapted to children that- I recommend it as superior to any prescriptioa known to me. " H. A. ASCHER , SI. D., Ill So. Osford St , Brooklyn , N. Y. fo ! t nnhooi. 'rciuutnro I > rnln. and all forms ot Itcbllltr I"M error, Ignorance. vice or excesses Quickly and Fnsllj- now flrmlj establ In America olcly on lUmerlt * (Scaled , for cents In stamps. ) Gives testimonials , bust- Bess - and medical references. Ac. ConmltBtlo * ITrea- .CIVIA1.K . AGENCY. 174 Fulton Bt , New Yorfc. * * * . . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 . . VEGETABLE COMPOUND . is A rosmvE CUES FOB- .Jill . tlioso painful Complaint * * and M'eakntaxei so common * * * * * to our best * , * FK3ULE rOPULATIOJf. . Trie* $1 IB IlqaU , pll * r IM ( firm- .n . purpose U *oMy for the Itclltmatr healtny / disease and tht relief of pnln , a U that'it doit ait- it claims to do, :haKsand3ef ladle * cer. gladly testify- .It . i Ul cure entirely all Ovarian tronbles , InB mm* tlon and Ulceratlun , Filling and Displacements , n t- consequent Spinal VTcainezs , and It particularlr- idaptcdtotho chan : of life. . . It reraOTea Faintness , Flatulency , destroys all crarlnr- for stimulants , and relleTcs WcaKnet * of tho Stomach.- It . cures Bloatlns , U-adachcs , Nerreus rroitratlon.- General . Debility , 81eeple neM , Deprcuslou and Ino- Eestlon. > . That teeliay ot bearing down , canrtnr pain , and backacht Is always permanently cared by Us us . Send stamp to Lynn , limn. , for pamphlet. Letters o- Inquiry confidentially au werod. rorsalsatdrugyist *. . * * * * * **** * * * **** ** * lr. Uarker , of tho Brighton , England. Hospital , says : "IJIdge's Food resembles the mothers mil * BO closely that Infants arc reared , and well reared , exclusively upon It. " Another physician , ac the- headof nn orphan asylum , says : "I hnvubeen using- this preparation for five years or more , and have the- most unbounded faith In It as a diet for Infants up te- say , eighteen months old. " FARMERS.T- his . Iswhat Interests- you all. The celebrated La.ix.eo Collar , made Irom our IATAGO Oil Tanned Leather. . Warranted not- to eet hard or crack. You can trash them when dirty and tcey will keepsott and- pUablo. . Ask jour d ealers for them- Uso them and jou Trill have f- no oth- er.TANNING . CO. , LINCOLN , NEBRASKA , Manufacturers.T- ube . i Colors , Me. dor. ; Sabla Brushes. Tc. np ; Jjnsues . 5c. cp ; A-jmiuco. 7cnp ; Pallets . fc-t Anlsts' ZaseU, SOc. ; Artists' Boxes , J1.M ; Panel *, .vu. Oils. 12c. : Canvas. 7Sc : Gold Paint. 25 i- MoreltiM and Trenton Ware for DecoratingFramei forPlcturesln Gold. Plush. Oak and Bronze. Samp el- of molding. We dozen. Send : cant Stamp (or Catalozu- sA. - HOSPE Omaha . , , BROWNELL HALL.P- rotestant. . . Episcopal Semlnirfoi "Voting Ladles.O- MAHA . , - NEBRASKA.- The . Bishop of Nebraska. Visitor. Theltcr.Rober- Doherty. . S. T. DKector , has been ten year* at the- head of the school , and Is assisted by an able and ex- perienced ¬ Faculty. The twenty-first year begin- sWednesday , September 9,1885.- For . Catalogue and particulars , apply to the Rec- tocleiLLOTT'S Bold by AJ.L DEALERS throughout the Wor- MGold Ittcdal Paris Exposition , 1873. . LIQUIDAwa- rded GOLD MEDAL, LONDON , 1883. Utri- by JIuon & Ilamlin Orgin and Piano Co _ Pullman- Palace Car Co.c. Mfd onlr by the RUSSIA- CEMENTCO. . GLOUCESTER. MASS. SOLD- EVERYWHERE.. OFff-Sample Tin Can bv UaJUa- metKale relief 'm the worst cascs nsnres coinf art- oSocta - cnres where aJl others fail. R. U. 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Page 1: The McCook Tribune. (McCook, NE) 1885-07-30 [p ]. · 2019-02-06 · : permanent cure. Jn-= all cases of dyspepsia-s the liver Is more or-_r less disordered, and-= upon this Important-gland

Tcry, Very little Things ,' But very important yourblood corpus-

cles.¬

. They are bright red. They ar-so small that it takes over 8,000 of then-in a line to make an inch. The brigh-red color comes from the iron in them-When there is not enough iron th-

'Wood is thin and watery and impure-Purity and vigor go together. Brown-'Iron Bitters is the only safe iron toni-over- made. It enriches the blood-builds up the system , gives health-Strength , and enjoyment of life.-

Ben

.

Butler's favorite song is "Darlingkiss my eyelids down. "

For cutsfrom barbed wire fence, tore shoulders,ttlchi and open sores on animal *', ust SUurart'e-Mealing Powder , IB and EOcts. a box-

.The

.

annual income of Queen Victoria i1135000.

AbsolutelyJ-JVe from Opiates, Emetics and-

A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE-For Couch *, Sore Throat , Hoarseness , Inflmerma ,

Colds. Bronchitis , Croup , YFcooplne Cuc&-Asthma, Qiilntr , Fatni In Chest , n4 other-

iScctloas of th Throat and Lunes *

Trice 5O cents a bottle. Bold by Prosplsts and Deal-ers.

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. Parties unable to induce their dealer to promptly-get Ufor them icttl receive two l oUleitExpre >icfiaraes

' paid , by tending one dollar to-

TUE auni.cs A. YOGELEK COSIPJJTT ,Sola Owner * and Manufacturers ,' n.Wmoir, HirrlniJ , U. 8. A.

DYSPEPSIAI-s a dangerous as well as distressing complaint. It-neglected , it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de-pressinc

-the tona ot the Byitem , to prepare the way

lor Rapid Decline.

-THE g-

BEST TONIC. ?Quietly and completely Cures Dyspepsia in all-its forms. Heartburn , Belchinfr * Tastinc tho-Food , Ac. It enriches and purifies the blood, stuna.-Utes

.the sppatite. and aids the assimilation of food.-

BET..

. J. T. ROSSI-TEE , the honored pastor of tho-First Reformed Church. Baltimore , Md. . says :

HiTinp-tued Brown's Iron Bitters for Drepepria-and Indigestion , i take great pleasure in recojn-mendius

-it highly. Also consider it a splendid touio-

and inngoratcT , and very strenctheninc. "Genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines-

on wrapper. TnUe no ther. Made only byBROVTPf CTIKHIOLl0. , BA1T1MORK. MD.

LADIES' HAND Bcox nsefnl and attract! , con-taining

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list of prizes for recipes , information about-coins , etc. , given away by all dealers in medicine , or-mailed to any .address ou receipt of So. stamp. .

BITTERS ,IS. you-wish to be relieved of thoso-terrible Slot-Headaches and that miserable Sour Stom.-ach.

-. . Itwill , when taken according to direc-

tions¬

, cure any case of SIclc Headache-or; Sour Stomach ; It cleans the lining of-

.stomach. and bowel *, promotes healthy-

action and sweet secretions. It makes pure-Mood and gives it free flow, thus sendin-gnutriment to every part. It is the safest ,speediest and surest Vegetable Eemedf-ever invented for all diseases of the stomach..-and

.

. liver.3. H. Moore , of FarminEton. Mich. , says : M-

yenOerlns from Sick Headache and Sour-Stomach was terrible. One bottle of Hops-.and. Malt Bitters cured mo.-

Do.

not ret Hops and JTInlt Bitters con-founded

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with inferior preparations of similar-me.. For sale by all druggists.-

HOPS

.

& HALT BITTERS CO., DETROIT , HIG-

H.andDcalers

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Hosteller's Stom-ach

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Bitters , as a spe-cific

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for Indigestion ,stands alone. When-the resources of the-pharmacopoeia havebeen exhausted with-out

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, at least , doing-more than mitigat-ing

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the complaint , a-course of this whole-come stomachic ef-fects

-_ a perfect and= : permanent cure. Jn-

all= cases of dyspepsia-s the liver Is more or-r_ less disordered , and-

upon= this Important-gland the Bitters act-with regular distinct-ness

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, regulating and-invigorating everysecretive and assimi-lating

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organ on which-bodllr and mental-health depend. For-sale by all Druggis-

tsHAYFEVER.generally.

.I can recommend Ely's

Cream Balm to all Hay-

Fever sufferers , itbemg. In-

jny opinion , founded on ex-

perlence

-

- and a sere cure.-

was.

I afflicted with Hay.-

Fever for twentyfive-years , and never before-

fonnd permanent relief.-TVEBSTEE

.H. HASKIXS ,

ilarshfleld. V-

tCream Balmh-as gained an enviable rep-utatlon wherever known-displacing all otherrtjaraUonsT A particle is * \T-

Into' nostrilU Aeach f -pain ; agreeable to use. tlJrllP-

rice SOc. br mall oral druggists. Send for circular.-ELY BROTHERS. Druggists, Owego, K. T.-

T.lfo

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and Death of tho-"Worlds'Hero.. GEN. . Standard History-and Blographv , by the best of au-'thors

-, Hon. J. T. HEADLT. Steel por-

trait¬

GRANT-

oung

, Fine Illustrations, Low Price.Agents out fit 50c now read v. ..Add-

.culck.

, KAXSJLS Cmr Jon. Co. 100 W. 9th , Kansas-City. . Mo.

People ? ai u-

ness Education , so to the old rellab e lovm- CUy Collere. Esfd In 1865. Send t. r Col-

.J'n'L.

Address, Com'l Colleee , Iowa City , la-

ANI >

. Circulars frc-YJLIJSyT N'E BltOS. , Jancsvllle.-

W.

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. If. U., Omaha. 26931.

THE TRAMPS NEW SCHEME-

.ffow

.

He Makes a Living at "Family Gather-ings.

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.""1 'spose j'ou don't remember-

aie , " said a man in the park as he-

same up and grasped a reporter by-

he; hand. Tho voice was faintly fa-

niliar-

and the speaker, who was de-

jently dressed , though evidently no-

particular about harmonious colors or-

perfect fit , had a slouchy movement-ihat indefinitely recalled some persor-so had met The man smiled anc-

Irawied out , "I thought you wouldn'1-mow me ; don't you remember a-

ouple) of winters ago when you'd be-jomin' out of that printiu' office ovei.here , how you used to stop and 'buz'-ne about what yon called the noble-irmy of tramps ? I don't forget you ,lir , for when you'd get througli talkin'-fou'd put up for collee and cakes , and-

iiore than once for lodgin' . I'd be-

teal glad if you'd go and have a-

ichooner or cigar or suthin' with me.-

L'm.

, fixed , " said he , pulline out a-

landfui of coin and bUls , "and would-ike to set 'em up. "

The reporter declined , but upon ,

jailing to mind tho emaciated , dilapi-lated

-tramp he had once known , was

'orced to inquire how so marked a-

jhange of condition had come about.-"Well

.," said he , "if you won't givo-

t away I'll tell you though I don'tjare if you do , for I am going west on-he; same lay. For the past two years-I've been working the family gather-ngs

-those folks , you know , who ad-

vertise¬

for everj'body of their name to-

neet at some one place to chin about-ihemselves and have a picnic.-

"You.

see , one day last summer I-

vas killin' time readin' a newspaper-I'd found when I run across one'of:hese meetin's. Well , it must have-jeen must have been what is't that-jives them poets a steer ?"

"Inspiration ?" suggested tho re¬

porter-."Yes

., that's it, it must have been-

hat; ; for all of a sudden suthin' said :"That's the racket for you , my boy ,to make believe you're one of the-rang ! ' You see , before I got way-lown where I was when , you Tirst saw-ne I used to 'supe * around theaters ;

hat made me think how easy 'twould-e> for one of them actors to put up-

tuch a job. Well , the first lot I tackled-vas on u big farm up the North river.[ got a piece of blue pencil , made an-inchor on my wrist , and put their-lame under it, so as to look like In-lia

-ink, you know. I had on a sail-

r's-

> blue flannel shirt when I went on-ihe grounds. There I told 'em I had-tlways follered the sea , and had lately-lad hard luck ; had read about the-neetin' and come to see if I knew any-jody

-of my name-

."Well.

, they're always jolly and free-it these places ; so they asked me to-rest myself , and raised me some better-jlothcs than I had on : after that ve-lad some bully grub. I walked around-md answered questions as well as Ij-

ould. . Now and then , when no one-vas lookin , ' some good old maid-sould come up , unloch her satchel ,md slip a dollar or two in my hand.-I've

.been gbin' from one place to an-

jther-

, summer and fall , ever since. I-

jeep the run of 'em by the papers and-yhat I hear around , and I get plenty-jf good duds and lots of cash. I play-he; sailor dodge most always. Some-limes

-1 fix up , but it isn't a good-

vay , for they expect you to chin twonuch-

."Say.

, if ever you go on this racket ,.et me give you the straight tip ; don'tjo fresh , don't talk more'n you can-lelp ; let them do the chinin' . I made-i mistake that way where I was last-yeek. . I was gettin' along first-rate ,lad been there two days. At lunch-ander tho trees the last afternoon an-ld) lady squinted at me through her-pecs; for a while , and said I put her in-Bind of 'Ike , ' who went out west some-fears ago to see some cousins who-ffere not known out this way. Well ,[ was fool enough to say I belonged to-he; western branch , as they called it ,

md remembered 'Ike. ' That settled± ; they all soured on me at once , and[ found that the westernblokes had-ot; 'Ike' a drinkin' and gamblin' ,

ind that branch of the family was look-3d

-at as N. Gr. So , I didn't get a rake-

hat; time-."Another

.

thing ; don't take in anyblks 'with long highfalutin names ,ivith de or van to 'em ; they generallyiave their families down ' fine-ind you'll get left sure ; better-ro for the Smiths , Thompsons , orJrowns-

."One.time 'down east, ' though , I-

jtruck a swell crowd and got a good-Hake when 1 thought I'd no show at.-

ill..

. A big chap with diamond studs-aw me and asked me 'what I was-

loin' ' there ! I gave him a ghost sto-rv

-

about lookin' for my relations. AndTm blamed if he didn't shake hands-

ivith me and said te'd help ine look-em up. , Then he took me a little to-

one side and asked me if I'd do him a-

avor ? He said he'd left Boston with-out

¬

sending an important telegram ,iidn't like to leave the party , would-

oblige him by goin' to Boston ,endin' the telegram , and-

waitin' .for an answer ? 'Wait , 'aid he , 'if it takes you alll-

ay. . ' He handed me a twentydollar-ill) and a railroad ticket. Well I did-he errand , waited a good while , no-answer came , and then I tumbled to-t ! Yes , sir, just as you say. I was-mid , like the organ-grinder , to go-

iway ! But , don't you see , even-ihat beats getting bounced from

& free-lunch counter, like in old-imes , eh ?

"But come , " and here tho tramp so-

arnestly urged the acceptance of the-lospilable "schooner," that the re-porter

¬

had to compromise on calisaya-md seltzer at a Broadway drugstorej-efore the good-by could be said.-New

.York Tribune-

.Scenting

.

a Slaver.-Many

.years ago , when slavery was-

he rule and not the exception , vessels-running a cargo were extremely-clever in eluding capture and puttingheir pursuers off the scent. A good-tory is told of tho flagskip Winche-ser"l

-think going out of Simon's bay-

onnd> to the Mauritius. When off-Cape Hangklip , late one afternoon , a-

very rakish , suspicious-looking craft-was sighted , carrying an unusual-number of staysails, who upon seeinglie man-of-war hoisted Spanish colors

and her'numbor olMarryat's code and-requested to be reported. She parsed-quite close , and was apparently a-

passenger ship of about live hundred-tons burden , for as she neared them-about a dozen ladies , in very smurt-bonnets , veils , and parasols , wero ob-

served¬

to come ou deck and wave-their handkerchiefs wiih every dem-onstration

¬

of cordiality to the officers-of the flagship. She seemed to have-also a large crew and was very clean-and smart. Suspicion was quite dis-

armed¬

, and she was logged as a pass-enger

¬

ship from Manila to Cadiz. The-admiral was alone in his opinion that-all was not right , remarking that the-ladies waved their pocket handker-chiefs

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uncommonly long and vigorous-ly

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to a mere passing ship ; he also-thought the handkerchiefs unusually-large , and further he mentioned that-as she passed he was looking out of-the door in the stern gallery , and a-

faint , curious whiff came down on the-wind , reminding him of something-long past. He could not remember for-the moment of what it did remind-him , but it suddenly occurred to him-several hours after that the faint pass-ing

- ,

odor, as the strange vessel swept-by , recalled the smell of a slavesihip-which he had navigated into port years-before. . And he was right. This same-vessel was taken , off the Havana , on-

her subsequent vbyage , and proved to-

have been a Spanish ship from Fer-nando

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, Veloso river , in the Mozam-bique

¬

channel , full of slaves for Cuba-.Her

.

captain explained with delighted-pride his meeting with the flagship off-

the cape , and how , seeing a large-manofwar bearing down upon him ,

with the certainty of capture and no-

hope to escape should the ship'scharacter be known , he adopted the-clever expedient , doubtless not for-the first time , of dressing up a num-ber

¬

of his men in wome's attire , a ruse-that was in this instance entirely suc-cessful.

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. All the Year Bound-

.Pony

.

Eaces.-

One.

of the most characteristic scenes-of the New Forest is to be seen on the-day of its annual pony races. These-are "for the purpose of improving the-breed of ponies bred in the forest ;"they take place every August on Bal-mer

-Lawn , close to Brockenhurst , the-

old Broceste of the "Domesday Book. "Brockenhurst is about five miles away-across the forest ; it is visible from-Bauelieu heath. - - ,

The little forest ponies are not-troubled by the hundreds that are wor-rying

¬

them ; those that have been-trimmed and groomed for the racinglook handsome , spirited little things.-One

.pretty gray poney with long ,

sweeping tail and mane has won * many-a race on this course , and wins again-today ; he has reigned for a long time-as The King of the Forest ; but now ho-belongs to a new owner and bears a-

new name. Another well-built ponyis trimmed in quite a different style" ;

His mane is very short and his "tail-"docked , " in defiance of the Societyfor the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani-mals.

¬

. He belongs to a dealer and-must needs present this fashionable-appearance. .

The winning-post is surrounded by a-

group of people who are really in earn-est

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about the races ; on each side of it-

a small street is created by the various-shows which set up here for the day,and up and down this street , between-tho races , wanders an idle throng of-

peasants. . It is the opinion of the-natives of the New Forest that theso-races are far superior to the Derby,the principal reason for this prefer-ence

¬

being that the fun goes steadily-on , and waxes hotter as the day-wanes. . To an outsider the aspect of-this primitive , old-world-looking dissi-pation

¬

is in itself very interesting.-There

.is a great sobriety about it to-

all appearance ; the peasants wander-slowly from one old-fashioned show to-another ; there is nothing out of keep ¬

ing with the lovely setting which sur-rounds

¬

the picture. But in the heart-of it there is a fever of excitement ,after all , which but ill accords with-the placidity of the old forest. Heavybetting goes on in the group gathered-round the winning-post ; some of the-owners of the ponies , small farmers in-the neighborhood , will stake all they-possess in the world upon a favorite-so that there is quite the air of a min-iature

¬

Derby about the scene as the-game little ponies come tearing past-the winning-post , ridden in every con-ceivable

¬

fashion by their boyjockeys.-These

.are mostly country lads , who-

have learned to ride as a fish learns to-swim , but not with quite the same-natural elegance. Now and again-there is a regular jockey among them-

one who has perhaps lost his chance-of riding in the large races by reason-of some unprofessional trick who will-come down and ride here , and possibly-make 100 or so. He is easily recog-nized

¬

among the others as soon as tho-ponies start by his businesslike style-.The

.ponies themselves all look exceed-

ingly¬

trim ; they have been taken in-for three months , and the attention-they receive converts them into won-derfully

¬

pretty creatures. English Il-lustrated

¬

Magazine-

.Origin

.

of Mosquitoes.-The

.

Indians have a very satisfacto-ry account of the origin of the Monle-zuma

-mosquitoes. The legend runs-

thus : There were in times of old ,many moons ago , two hugefeathered-monsters permitted by Manitou to de-scend

¬

from the sky and" alight on the-banks of the Seneca river. Their form-was that of a mosquito. They were-so large that they flew toward tho-earth. . Standing on either bank, they-guarded the river , and , stretchingtheir long necks into the canoes of the-Indians as they attempted to paddle-along the stream , gobbled them up as-the stork king in the fable gobbled upthe frogs. The destruction of life was-so great that not an Indian could pass-without being devoured in the at-tempt.

¬

. It was long before the mon-sters

¬

could be exterminated , and then-only by the combined efforts of all-the Cayaga and Onondaga nations.-The

.battle was terrible , but the war-

riors¬

finally triumphed , and the mam-moth

¬

mosquitoes were slain and left-unburied. . For this neglect the In-dians

¬

'had to pay dearly. The catcass-es

-decomposed and the particles , vivi-

fied-

by tho sun , flew off in clouds of-mosquitoes , which have filled the-country ever since.

PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH.-

Does

.

a Similar Danger Threaten Every-One of Us ? JHo\v Public Attention In-

Directed to Personal Peril *.

Rochester (N. Y.) Correspondence Indianapo-lis

¬

Sentine-l."Judge

.

, " said a young lawyer to a-

very suacessfui senior , "tell me the se-

cret¬

of your uniform success at the bar. ""Ah , young man , that secret is a life-

study , but I will give it.to you on con-dition

¬

that you pay all my bills during-this session of court. "

"Agreed , sir, " said the junior.-"Evidence

., indisputable evidence. "

At the end of the month the judge re-

minded-

the young man of his promise-."I

.recall no such promise. "

"Ah , but you made it""-Your evidence , please ?"And the judge, not having any wit-

nesses¬

, lost a case for once !

The man who can produce indisputa-ble

¬

evidence wins public favor. I had-an interview yesterday with the most-successful of American advertisers ,whose advertising is most successful be-

cause¬

always backed by evidence-."What

.styles of advertising do you-

use ?" I asked H. H. "Warner , Esq-."Display

., reading matter and para-

graphs-

of testimonials , ""Have you many testimonials ?"In answer he showed me a large cab-

inet¬

chock-full. "We have enough to.-

fill.

Boston , New York , Chicago , St. '

Louis and Philadelphia morning pa-pers.

¬

.""Do you publish many of them ?""Not a tithe. Wonderful as those we-

do publish , we have thousands like-them which we cannot use. 'Why-not ? ' Let me tell you. 'Warner's safe-ure' has probably been the most sue-

cessful- ,

medicine for female disorders-ever discovered. We have testimonials-from ladies of the highest rank , but it'-would be indelicate to publish them-.Likewise

.

many statesmen , lawyers , :'

clergymen , doctors of world-wide fame-have been cured , but we can only refer ,

to such persons in the most guarded 'terms , as we do in our reading articles. ""Are these reading articles success-

ful-

?""When read they make such an im-

presslon- |

that when the 'evil days' of ill-.health

.

draw nigh they are remember.ed ,1and Warner's safe cure is used-

."No.

, sir. It is not necessary nowi-as at first , to do much constant and ex-i

, t'ensive advertising. A meritorious.medicine sells itself after its merits are-

II known. We present just evidence ,

enough to disarm skeptics and to im-

press- :

the merits of the remedies uponnew consumers. We feel it to be our-.duty

.

to do this. Hence , best to ac-complish

-.

our mission of healing thej-sick , we have to use the reading article-style. . People won't read plain testi-monials.

- .'

. ""Yes , sir ; thousands admit that had,

'

they not learned of Warner's safe cure ;

through this clever style they would-still

-

be ailing and still impoverishing ,

themselves in fees to unsuccessful )

'practitioners. ' It would do your souli-good to read the letters of thanksgiving }

we get from mothers grateful for the'-perfect success which attends Warner'ssafe cure when used for children , and-the surprised gratification with which1-men and women of older years and im-paired

-*

' vigor testify to the youthful'-feelings

'

restored to them by the same'-means. ."

"Are these good effects permanent ?" .

'Of all the cases of kidney , liver,urinary and female diseases we have'-cured , not two per cent , of them report'-a return of their disorders. Who else'-can show such a record ?"

"What is the secret of Warner's safe ;

cure permanently reaching so many-serious disorders ?"

' 'I will explain by anillustration : The-little town of Plymouth , Pa. , has been-plagne stricken for seveial months be- '

Icause its water supply was carelessly

! poisoned. The kidneys and liver are, the source of physical well-being. Ifpolluted by disease, all the blood be-comes

¬

poisoned and every organ is af-fected ami this great danger threatens

teveryone who neglects to treat himself'-promptly. . I was nearly dead myself ,

'

from extreme kidney disease , but what-is now Warner's safe cure , cured me,and I know it is the only remedy in thet-world that can cure disorders , for I-

tried everything else in vain. Cured ;

by it myself , I bought it and , from aj-

sense of duty, presented it to the world.-Only

.by restoring kidneys and liver-

can disease leave the blood and the-system. . "

A celebrated sanitarian physician. '

once said to me , "The secret of the-wonderful success of Warner's safe-cure is that it is sovereign over all kid-ney

¬

, liver and urinary diseases , which-primarily

-

cr secondarily make up the-majority of human ailments. Like all-great discoveries it is remarkably sim-ple.

¬

."The house of H. H. Warner & Co-

.stands.

deservedly high in Rochester ,and it is certainly matter of congratu-lation

¬

that merit has been recognized-all over the world , and that this suc-cess

¬

has been unqualifiedly deserved-.Pcy

.POEXT-

.The

.

Drnggisl's "K. "The letter "R , " with a tall flourish ,

as employed by physicians in prescrip-tions

¬

, is the sj'mIX )! of Jupiter , under-whose special protection all medicines-we placed. The latter itself (Recipe ,take ) and its flourish may be thus par-aphrased

¬

: "Under the good auspices of-

Jove , the patron of medicines , take the-following drugs in the proportions set-down. . "

Health and Education.-The

.Sisters of the Academy of the-

Visitation , Frederick , Md. , are amongst-those in charge of educational institu-tions

¬

who use Red Star Cough Cure-and give it to their pupils. They write ,

that they can heartily recommend it to-their friends.-

Dr.

.

. Mary "Walker has made $2,000 out-of her dime museum engagements-

.For.

Dizziness take Allen's Iron TonicBitters : All genuine bear the signature of 1. F. ¬

Allen, Druggist. St. Paul. Min-n.President

.Cleveland is passionately fond-

ol flowers-

.Lame

.

Back ? Hunt's [Kidney and Liver]Remedy cures distressing diseases of dia-betes

¬

, gravel , and retention ol urine-."I

.can't sleep !" Sufferers from nervous-

prostration , and wasted vitality , can re-gain

¬

health by usingHunt's Kidney Remedy.

ON CORNS. "Aik for Wells * "Hough on Corns." ISe. Outer ,

complete cure. Hatdorsolt corns , warts , bunion-

sIF YOU WAIVr A I> OGJ-Send 15 cents for Don BUYERS' GUIDE : 10-

0engravings , colored plate. Associated Fan-ciers

¬

, 237 South Eighth Street. Philadelphia-

.We

.

are pleased to learn that so many-of our young friends are preparing to-

attend Elliott's Business College at-

Burlington , la. It is the finest school-in this country.-

Minister.

Phelps1 ears still ring with the-echo of British cheer-

s.Higher

.

Prices for Butter *

All dairymen who use Wolls , Richardson& Co.'s Improved Butter Color hgree that-it increases the value of butter several-cents a pound. It is pure and harmless ,

convenient for instant use , has no taste or-odor , and gives R clear , golden richness to-the butter. It is the very best butter color-obtainable , and is not expensive. In every-state in the Union the demand for it is in ¬

creasing-

.Emperor

.

William is not half so sick as-some papers make him out to be-

."ROUGH

.

ON RATS. "Clears out rats. mice , roaches , flics , ants , bedbugs ,

skunks , chipmunks , gophers. iSc. Druggists.

TheKing of Bavaria is said to have de-veloped

¬

into a sort of Caliban-

.Halfortf

.

Sauce used at all first-class hotels.-Makes

.your food more nutritious._

Sir Henry James is said to be the wittiest-man in London._

HEART PAINS.-Palpitation

., Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In-

digestion. . Headache , Sleeplessness cured by "Wells-Health_

PATEIVTSoouimeii by i ouialJasscr&Co. , At-torneys

¬, Washington , P.O. Eat'J 18S1. Advice free-

.Ayoub.

Khan's name rightly interpreted-means "Governor Job. "_

The purejt. sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In the-world , manufactured from fresh , healthylivers , upon-the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa-tlentivrho

-have once taken It prefer It to all others J

Physicians have decided It superior to any of the-other oils In market. Made by Cj.swxLr , HAZZAKD

, &Co. , Neir York-.Chapped

.Hands , Face. Pimples , and Rough Skin,-

1cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CJLSWJCUJH AZAED t Co , New York.

Bobbie Burns is a police justice in Buffalo ,

but a mon's a mon for a" that.-

If.

you are tired taking1 tho largo oldfash-ioned

¬

griping1 pills , and are satisfied thai purs-Ing yourself till you ure weak and sick is not-good common-sense , then try Carter's Little-Liver Pills and learn how easy It Is to bo free-from Biliousness , Headache , Constipation ,and nil Liver troubles. These little pills are-smaller , easier to take and givo quicker re-lief

¬

than any pill in use. Forty In a vial. One-a dose. Price 25 cents._

All Queen Victorias; children are fond of-

the theatre , and go there frequently."-

When

.

Babywas tickwe garo her Castoda ,

"When sho was a Child , sho cried for Castoria ,

When sho became Hiss , sho clung to Caatoria ,

Whan sho had Children , she gavethem Caatoria,

Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns ,

scalds and rheumatism are relieved by-Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment.-Sold

.by druggists-

.Worms.

cause peevishness , fevers , convul-sions

¬

and frequently death. A pleasant ,

safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'SGERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by alldruggists-

.Headaches.

, constipation , liver complaint ,

billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing-remedv which never produces pain , EL-LERT'S

-DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.-

Only.

25 cents. Sold by druggists.-An

.

economical man will keep the leather-of his harness soft and pliable , which pre-serves

¬

it from crackfnc ; or ripping. He al-

was-

uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.-

Sold.

by all Harness Makers-.Onethird

.

of all who die in active middle-life are carried off by consumption. The-most frequent cause is a neglected cold ,

cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or-asthma , all of which may be permanentlv-cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR-AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists.-

A.

farmer's wealth depends on the condi-tion

¬

of his stock. When scraggy and feeble-they are especially liable to distempers ,fevers , co dsand all diseases which destroy-animals. . Thousands of dollars are saved-annually by that valuable old stand by,UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER.-

Restless.

, fretful , crying children are suffer-ing

¬

and need for their relief DR. WIN-CHELL'S

-TEETHING SYRUP , which is-

useful not only for all the disorders of-

teething infants , but cures coughs , croups ,sore throat , colic and cramps of older chil-dren

¬

, and should always be kept in every-house for emergencies. Only 25. cents.-Sold

.by all druggists.-

Dr..

. Talmage speaks of "woman's silent-imperialism. ."

Do Yois FeelA-

ll tired out , almost prostratedwithout appctlt*nervous , depressed , and despondent ? Hood's Sarsa-parilla

-

will give you strength and vigor , restore and-sharpen your appetite, build up y ur nervous system-

and clear your mind.-

Do.

you have pimples and bolls breaking onton-your body , scrofulous sores or bunches , or other In-

dications¬

of impure blood ? Hood's Sarsaparilla will-remove every vestige of Impurity and vitalize and-enrich the blood.-

Do.

you have headache. Indigestion , heartburn ,

distress after eating, faintness. or other symptoms of-

dyspepsia ? Hood's Sarsaparllla will tone up the dL-

digestive organs , remove every disagreeable symp-tom

¬

, and completely cure you.-

Do.

you have pains In the back and the disagreeable-evidences of difficulties with the kidneys or liver ?

Hood's Sareaparllla rouses these organs to their-proper duties and enables them to resist the attacks-of disease. Give Ita tri-

al.Hood's.

Sarsaparillago-ld by all druggists. (1 ; six for 5. Made only by-

C.I. . HOOD & CO, Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass-

.IOO

.

Doses One Dollar.

"Castorfa Is so irell adapted to children that-I recommend it as superior to any prescriptioaknown to me." H. A. ASCHER , SI. D. ,

Ill So. Osford St , Brooklyn , N. Y.

fo! t nnhooi. 'rciuutnroI>rnln. and all forms ot ItcbllltrI"Merror, Ignorance. vice or excesses Quickly and Fnsllj-

now flrmlj establ In America olcly on lUmerlt *

(Scaled , for cents In stamps. ) Gives testimonials , bust-Bess

-and medical references. Ac. ConmltBtlo * ITrea-

.CIVIA1.K.

AGENCY. 174 Fulton Bt , New Yorfc.

* * *. . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 . .VEGETABLE COMPOUND. is A rosmvE CUES FOB-

.Jill.

tlioso painful Complaint ** and M'eakntaxei so common ** * * * to our best *

, * FK3ULE rOPULATIOJf. .Trie* $1 IB IlqaU , pll * r IM ( firm-

.n

.purpose U *oMy for the Itclltmatr healtny /

disease and tht relief of pnln , a U that'it doit ait-

it claims to do, :haKsand3ef ladle * cer. gladly testify-.It

.

i Ul cure entirely all Ovarian tronbles , InB mm*tlon and Ulceratlun , Filling and Displacements, n t-

consequent Spinal VTcainezs , and It particularlr-idaptcdtotho chan: of life. . .

It reraOTea Faintness , Flatulency , destroys all crarlnr-for stimulants , and relleTcs WcaKnet * of tho Stomach.-It

.cures Bloatlns , U-adachcs , Nerreus rroitratlon.-

General.

Debility , 81eeple neM , Deprcuslou and Ino-Eestlon.

>. That teeliay ot bearing down , canrtnr pain,

and backacht Is always permanently cared by Us us .Send stamp to Lynn , limn. , for pamphlet. Letters o-

Inquiry confidentially au werod. rorsalsatdrugyist *.. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

lr. Uarker, of tho Brighton , England. Hospital ,says : "IJIdge's Food resembles the mothers mil *BO closely that Infants arc reared , and well reared,exclusively upon It." Another physician , ac the-

headof nn orphan asylum , says : "I hnvubeen using-this preparation for five years or more , and have the-most unbounded faith In It as a diet for Infants up te-

say , eighteen months old."

FARMERS.T-

his

.

Iswhat Interests-you all. The celebratedLa.ix.eo Collar , made Iromour IATAGO Oil TannedLeather. . Warranted not-to eet hard or crack. Youcan trash them when dirtyand tcey will keepsott and-pUablo. .Ask jour d ealers for them-

Uso them and jou Trill have f-

no oth-

er.TANNING

.

CO. ,LINCOLN , NEBRASKA ,

Manufacturers.T-

ube

.

iColors , Me. dor. ; Sabla Brushes. Tc. np ;

Jjnsues . 5c. cp ; A-jmiuco. 7cnp ; Pallets . fc-tAnlsts' ZaseU , SOc. ; Artists' Boxes , J1.M ; Panel *,

.vu. Oils. 12c. : Canvas. 7Sc : Gold Paint. 25 i-

MoreltiM and Trenton Ware for DecoratingFrameiforPlcturesln Gold. Plush. Oak and Bronze. Samp el-of molding. We dozen. Send : cant Stamp (or Catalozu-

sA.

-

HOSPE Omaha. , ,

BROWNELL HALL.P-

rotestant..

. Episcopal Semlnirfoi"Voting Ladles.O-

MAHA.

, - NEBRASKA.-

The.

Bishop of Nebraska. Visitor. Theltcr.Rober-Doherty. . S. T. DKector , has been ten year* at the-head of the school , and Is assisted by an able and ex-

perienced¬

Faculty. The twenty-first year begin-sWednesday , September 9,1885.-

For.

Catalogue and particulars , apply to the Rec-

tocleiLLOTT'SBold by AJ.L DEALERS throughout the Wor-

MGold Ittcdal Paris Exposition , 1873. .

LIQUIDAwa-

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metKale relief 'm the worst cascs nsnres coinfart-oSocta

-

cnres where aJl others fail.

R. U. AWARE'* THA-Tarillard's Climax Plugb-

earing a red tin toy ; that larOlxnl'tK *c I>e fflno cut ; that Lorlllard'cKary Clipping * , and. ttat Lorlllard's SamfTs , artth best *nd cheapest, quality considered ?

Eggs far Haiclilai ad Fowls for Silc-

.Send

.for free IHostratcd catalogue and

SU-Tfranklin , Xeb.

"THEE-TCHES

BEST IS CHEAPEST. ",

HorsePeers(Suited to all sections. ) .and Prices to The Aultman tTaylor Co. . JIan jflc-Itl. OhJ<v-

DIP To Introduce them , weDm UrrtHi win GIVK AWATJ-

l.OOO Self-Operating Washing Machines , ll-you want one send us your name , 1 *. O. ans-express olHce at once. TJIK >'AT1OX-AL

-CO. . ii5 Dcy Street. Jf. V._

LAD* AGEHTS ,employment and good salary-sellins Queen City Skirt and-

outfit irf-c. Addres" ! Cincinnat-iSuspender Co.. Cincinnati , O-

Omaha Commercial. Send name forCOLLEGE Catalogue and specimen of pemaa-ship. . M.G. KOHCUOUGH. Prlnclp-

a.Morphine. Habit Cnred In IOJo 2o days. NoparUil Curad.11. j. STsruKus. Lebanon , Ohio

\.for Infants and Children.

Caatoria rares Colic , Constipation ,Sour Stomach , Diarrhoea , Eructation ,Kills "Worms , gives sleep , and promotes di-

gestion.¬

.Without injurious medication.

THE CZSTAUB COEPAMY , 1S3 Fulton Street , X-

.T

.

BEST WATERPROOF RIDING COAT.C-oTOTtt.

.. t] *ne. ndwmke pyoadr/lB nritonn.Bold ererywhoa. Uli-itrated otalecoe frcn. A.J. Tower. BoMra.

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