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MUSTANGS OF THE MONTH

Our goal at The Natiris to bring you the news in a fresh, yet slightly mentally

challenged fashion. Our team of writers in ENGL IV Advanced have worked dilligently

to make sure that you, our fellow Ritamen, not only read the news, but feel it, taste it,

and oftentimes, smell it. While you can get your news elsewhere, this is the only

source guaranteed to give you papercuts that will bleed Mustang Red.

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THE NATIR MARCH 2010 p. 5

A young boy is amused as Palmer runs away crying.

are very different from each other.

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HOROSCOPES BY AUSTINBILOTTO

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Ms. ONeill accidentally issues fatwah by Josh Rayhill

After many grueling weeks of intensely

surveying St. Rita seniors on what they

need for class, here are the crucial tools

Rita Men deemed most important:

Throw Pillow(s) 45%

Wall Street Journal 57%

Sports Lines 34%

Sheet of Doodlin Paper 9%

Coloring Books 37%

Food and Drinks 15%

Others 2%

This months DYK?

Did you know... Mrs. Katie Curran is

currently wanted by the FBI for carry

the 1 across state lines?

CAN WE WATCH A MOVIE?

with Trent Larson

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Lacrosse Players Aggravated Because of Shamrock by Brian Falkenberg