8/9/2019 The Only Way Forward

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The Only Way Forward

For 12 jolly years, Honest Tony, then Good Gordon and Harry Har-thingy assuredJoe Blow and me that, ‘Immigration is good for the economy.’ So Joe and I watched

with puzzled frowns as Honest-T, then Good Gord and Happy Harry shipped ineconomic saviours from all quarters of the globe.

But the moment that Honest-T, Good Gord and Harry, rode off into the sunset,Foreign Foxes from the IMF came galloping in and told me and Joe that, in spite ofall this outside help, ‘Your economy’s in shit-state mate. So you’d better pull up yoursocks and tighten your belt, or else your grandchildren will have to exist on handouts

from the Congo and Zimbabwe.’ 

Now I don’t know about Joe but I don’t want to tighten my socks and pullup my belt, or do anything else for that matter. But, at the same time, I

don’t want my grandchildren to be a burden on Africa.

No. I prefer the message from Good Gord and Honest-T – that the answerlies in mass immigration. So, after weighing up the pros and cons, andplacing my faith in the sound advice of Honest Brits instead of Foreign

Fibbers, I think we should scrap the Border Agency; sack the lot of themand throw the gates wide open.

Then the world and his wife will come swarming over the channel likePatton’s Cavalry riding to the rescue, and deliver us and our sick economy

from the folly of our own greed.

After that, in the Utopia once promised by Johnson and Prescott, withestates and ghettos stretching from coast to coast, and everyone fully

employed building houses and roads and divining for drinking water, wewill roll down our socks, loosen our belts, and scornfully tell the Africans

to, ‘Stick your money up your jacksies!’  

God Bless Us One and All