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The Yale Record presents The Superbowl Supplemental!
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4:30 PM, WEDNESDAY JANUARY 30TH, 2013
DAVENPORT COLLEGE COMMON ROOM
The Yale Record and Davenport College present a Master’s Tea with:
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Writers of sketches such as “Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer” and the SXSW-selected short film “Eagles are Turning People Into Horses: The Movie”
Semi-naked Danica Patrick
Dog fetching beer
Someone driving a fast
car in an inappropriate
location
Baby that talks like your dad
Men standing on a couch and throwing tortilla
chips all over the room
Dramatization of the
temperature of beer
A movie commercial with
the BWAAAA from Inception
Football players eating
Neil Patrick Harris cameo
Charlie Chaplin cameo
Honest discussion of
Liberian politics
Someone quickly
becomes more attractive than
they were at the beginning of
the ad
FREE SPACE:
Casual misogyny
Questionable Viagra ad
Clint Eastwood talking to an imaginary car
An old person doing something that is typically
done by younger people
A child doing something that is typically done by older people
Boobs you think the advertisers wanted you to
notice
Funny commercial
that you missed because you were in the bathroom
President Obama silently drinking a glass
of milk
Stay tuned for a new episode
of The New Normal, guest starring Tom
Brady
Two cast members from Glee having sex
A commercial where Doritos are on fire for
some reason??
That one commercial that is only funny to
adults
Preview for Explosions: The
Movie
SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL BINGO
FAMOUS SUPERBOWL MOMENTS
1965: In a play that would soon be outlawed, Joe Namath ties the football to the legs of a passing bird, which flies it to the endzone
1979: Green Bay Packers add Michael Jackson to the lineup exclusively for touchdown dance purposes
1985: In final minutes, opposing quarterbacks pause and realize their differences aren’t so great after all
1988: Mrs. Bartels’ third-grade class from Franklin Roosevelt Elementary School sings the National Anthem; Freddie Beckwith pees his pants, the entire stadium laughs at him, and Stacy Stephens doesn’t like him anymore
1993: Pigeons storm field after bread-intensive halftime show1997: Two receivers collide in midair and switch personalities2002: Kurt Warner sidelined after overenthusiastic huddle
spank2007: Coach Lovie Smith takes the Chicago Bears out to pizza
because, even though they didn’t win, he knows they tried their very hardest
THE YALE RECORD’S GUIDE TO:
“Did you guys catch that Doritos ad?”
REFEREE TRADING CARDS
Tough but fair, she just hopes nobody loses any teeth before picture day.
Previous rulings: You boys have to share the remote!
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“Look, she’s totally hot and actually a very nice person, okay?”
Catchphrase: “Hey, no, that’s totally normal.”
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In this economy, it pays to be flexible.
Previous ruling: Gave the quarterback a red card for using his hands
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He’s wanted in four states—for excellent playcalling! Also, murder.
Catchphrase: “I got it all under control, see?”
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“Have these guys even passed referee school?”
Experience: Actual other football games
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There’s no rule that says a dog can’t be a referee!
Previous ruling: Ruffing the kicker
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