[spiced rum, sugar, sour, ginger, lime, cherry]Well, life is complicated, if it were too easy we would all be bored. Love, love is also complicated, but if it

were easy - no one would be bored ;} Much like your Facebook status from ten years ago, this cocktail is loaded and complex. Housemade sour, extra lime,

ginger ale, and cherry on the bottom.“Mahwage, mahwage is what bwings us togevahtoday, wuv, twuuuee wuv.” - The Clergyman with

Impressive mutton chops fromThe Princess Bride #DontRemake

It’s Complicated

Crossed Rif les Spiced Rum80 Proof 750ml Bottle $29.99

[spiced rum, cranberry, signature spiced syrup, lime, apple]Yeah yeah, sure it “just slipped,” now that just killed the mood. What are you thinking about? The burp that felt quiet, grandma’s real thoughts on segregation, or you

know, that one thing that one time. Anyways, don’t let this drink slip your mind. Spiced apples and cranberry give

you that winter warm feeling and a splash of limeto bring it to life. By the way, everyone knows that

it’s never an accident.

Oops... It Slipped

Black Chevron Vodka80 Proof 750ml Bottle $21.99

[vodka, cream, amaretto cream]We don’t judge. If you like whips and chains, good on

you! S & M can mean many different things.For instance, salt and marmalade, or shoes and

marsupials, or Stacey and Marie. In this case, it’s a creamy amaretto and vodka pairing. So while we are

open it means sweet and milky.

S & M, or Etto?

[vodka, lemon, lime, cranberry, soda]So are you just happy to see us, or is that for over two

hours on the vibrating bed? Fifty cents gets you a whole seven minutes you know. More on the tart side,

a mix of citrus and soda with a splash of cranberryfor color. How many rides can you get,

we do charge by the hour.

Roll of Quarters

THREE CROSSESDIST I L L IN G C O.

Three Crosses Whiskey80 Proof 750ml Bottle $38.99

[whiskey, citrus, sugar, honey bitters, sprite] Whether you are keeping count or already lost count, we know you can’t have more than two

cocktails here. Be excited and proud of a dalliance with this zingy cocktail of housemade sour, lemonade, and exotic European honey bitters finished with sprite for balance and bubble.

Please leave the bartenders cab fare and call us when you say you will.

Another Notch On The Bedpost

[whiskey, tart black cherry, lemon, soda] Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s not poppin’ cherries. It’s Pop and Cherry, you know the

popular cartoon (I mean graphic novel), mainly middle-aged men like it...oh, wait... maybe that’s worse. But this cocktail is delicious, tart black cherry purée and lemon with a little soda

for a little lift. Pop ’n cherries is not for the faint of heart or just for middle-aged men,anyone can pop your cherry. Make sure there is a verbal yes.

Pop ‘N’ Cherries

Crossed Rif les White Rum80 Proof 750ml Bottle $24.99

[white rum, sour, cherry, lemon, lime, coke, angostura bitters]Everyone knows that a sock on the door handle means that

you...have lost its mate and it’s desperately lonely, it serves as a ‘have you seen me’ poster because they have to put allergens

on the sides of milk cartons now instead of helping crimesolvers and missing mittens, because, priorities right. An

interesting combo of housemade sour, classic bitters, cherrycitrus, and coke. Just because you shouldn’t open the door

doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try this one.

Sock On The Door

[white rum, lemonade, lime, ginger beer, orange bitters]It’s back. He’s back. They’re back. Well, no one ever left.

This time the distillery favorite hits you right in the back of the jaw with tartness, and then he will make you a drink. Pause for

laughter. Classic ginger and lime gets a citrusy kiss withlemon and orange. Pow, right in the kisser.

Can be made with less aggression upon request.

Justin’s Pucker Up For Gingers

Virginia state laws al low us to serve only 3oz of alcohol p er p erson p er day.Tasting Flight - 1.5oz divided between 3 spirits

Cocktail - Mixed beverage with 1.5oz of alcohol

$7.00

$9.00

[mango infused shine, lemonade, sprite] Picture this, Sicily 2022, me in a sultry red dress with the band

playing a tango, but instead of a rose in my mouth, it’s a mango. Now that the scene is set, let’s mango tango and put it in your mouth. Then spin and dip. Mango infused moonshine kicks up an adult lemonade like no other, sprite adds bubbles to make you feel light on your feet. Just a warning, I will step on your

toes, forget to lead half the time, and will constantly bemouthing the letters T-A-N-G-O.

It Takes Two To Mango

Route 13 Shine80 Proof 750ml Bottle $24.99

Lonely Tarts Club[shine, lemonade, tart black cherry, ginger beer]

It’s wonderful to be here, it’s certainly a thrill...we’d love to take you home with us. Unfortunately we couldn’t afford

Sergeant Pepper or the official Lonely Hearts Club Band,copyright issues, but this cocktail should make up for it. Tart

black cherry purée with lemon and ginger, oh baby do you feel it - you gotta be free now. We hope you will enjoy the show.

Share Plates

Choose ONE cheese, an assortment of meats, grapes, crackers (GF option), and mixed nuts.

Small Charcuterie Board $12

Choose TWO cheeses, an assortment of meats, grapes,crackers (GF option), and mixed nuts.

Large Charcuterie Board $18

Oven fresh Bavarian Pretzel with a whiskey glaze, served with spicy brown or honey mustard and a summer sausage.

Soft Baked Pretzel $8

Cheeses

Artfully made by nuns atOur Lady of the Angels in Crozet, Va.

Creamy classic with a nice kick.

Triple cream, rich, and velvety.

Aged Gouda (Nun Cheese) $5

Pimento $5

Brie $5

Peanuts

Variety of local flavors.Whitley’s Virginia Peanuts $7

Chips

Lightly Salted, Sour Cream & Chive, Barbeque,Mama-Zuma’s Revenge, Sweet Potato, or Salt & Vinegar.

Route 11 Small Bag $1.50

HousemadeMixes and Syr ups

Bring back the mason jarfor $2 off your next refill!

Sour $10Spiced Syrup $12

Seasonal Shrub $15

Add Small Pack Crackers $2 or Large Pack Crackers $3

Mountain House Honey

All available in variety flavors while supplies last.

1 lb. $12

Creamed $15

1/2 lb. $9

Pollen $10

Choose Pimento or Baked Spinach & Artichoke to pair with our homemade tortilla chips from Capital Chips.

Chips and Dips $8

Hot baked brie topped with crushed candied nuts and drizzled witheither local smoked ghost pepper or clover honey.

Served with a side of crackers and grapes.

Baked Brie $10