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Two for One

Bike Boxes

If we EVER decide

to install them you

can get one FREE.

DOORED?

HIT FROM BEHIND?

This coupon entitles you to one FREE AMBULANCE TRANSPORT trip to the nearest hospital.

ONE COUPON PER CYCLIST

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Ever wonder why the Harbord Bike Lane disap-pears between Borden and Spadina? It’s because we at the HARBORD BAKERY had IT STOPPED.

We’re sorry, but you cyclists are just not as valu-able as our customers who drive.

Please accept this FREE COOKIE in consolation.

Too scared to ride in winter? Suffer from nightmares about pot-holes and icy, snow covered bike lanes?

Just call your City Councillor.They will pick you up on their bike & double you where you need to go.

Present this coupon and the ride is FREE.

New for 2010: The Bike Lane T-Shirt

Wherever you ride, you’ll be riding in a Bike Lane!

ONE SIZE FITS ALL

bikelanes@toronto.ca

BIKE PLAN COMPLETION FUNDING ANNOUNCEMENT

The City of Toronto and United Parcel Service (UPS)formally announced a public private partnership in January 2010 to fund the completion of the Bike Plan.This new funding will go a long way to complete the over 380 kilometres of bike lanes yet to be installed.

“We greatly welcome this opportunity to assist the City of Toronto in its effort to complete the bike plan. Bike lanes make our job so much easier.” Tadd Lazy, UPS Spokesperson

A Message From City Staff

“The Toronto bike scam, I mean bike plan, is gonna prove that nobody is better at bike lanes. NOOOOBODY! You won’t believe all the bike stuff we’ll have in 10 years! (Hey, that oughta shut ‘em up for awhile.)”

Mel Lastman - Former Mayor, 2001 Inaugural Speech

"Well, we were well on our way to finishing up the lanes for this year, and then, you know, winter came and, you know, it started snow-ing... oh well there's always next year."  

Darn Again Backpedalling Infra-structure

"I don't get what all the fuss is, I mean, I keep falling off whenever i get on one of those bike things.  I'm sick of falling off the damn thing. The city should encourage all drivers to install a rack on their roof though, 'cos let’s face it, cycling is great recreation!"

Scary Welts Generally Managing 

"It's time to release the parking break and really put the pedal to the metal on the bike plan.  This time, we're going full throttle so buckle up and get ready for a turbo-charged ride! There are no more pit-stops or road-blocks and biking in T.O. will be driven home real soon."

Dreamin' Heaps Cycling Advisory Committee

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New Initiatives for 2010

The City of Toronto is set to introduce the first Cycling Expressway (CE) in North America by completing a new world-class separated bike lane on the Gardiner.

Another exciting new initiative will feature railings with foot rests along major bike routes throughout the city. These support railings will also include an official thank you message for being a cyclist in Toronto.

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Bike lane trading. The Bike Lane Infra-structure Swap System (BLISS) permits Toronto to buy credits from bike-friendly cities like Montreal & New York and count them against Toronto’s bike plan.

Bike Lane not connected? Paint in the blanks. Adopt a Bike Lane Program. Sten-cils and paint provided by the City of To-ronto. Contact: bikelanes@toronto.ca for more information.

Separated Bike Lane in Copenhagen