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All humor is to be taken as humor, and does not reflect the personal
or ethical beliefs of the The South Jersey Deviler. Advertisers are
not responsible for content. The jokes are not meant
to harm or offend anyone, but to entertain and bring
a smile to your day. We hope that everyone will
read this publication in that spirit. The Deviler gets
jokes and cartoons from various sources, so if you
find any of the jokes or cartoons to be copyrighted,
please let us know so that we can give credit where credit is due. All jokes, photographs,
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Photos and artwork will not be returned. No part of the DEVILer may be reproduced by any
means without express written permission from The South Jersey DEVILer. Copyright 2015
Check us out on the web @: www.thesouthjerseydeviler.com Published by Kk&LC Enterprises Inc. Publisher/editor/promoter/comedian: Ken Camp P.O. Box 691, Elmer, N.J. 08318
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USS NEW JERSEY BB-16 SUNK!
Bombs screamed as they descended on the
USS New Jersey BB-16, USS Virginia
BB-13, and USS Alabama BB-8, sinking
them off Cape Hatteras, N.C. in September
of 1923. Army Air Corp Martin NBS-1
bombers led by flying legend Brig. General
William "Billy" Mitchell conducted the
bombing test. The BB-16 was commissioned on May 12th. 1906. The ships main
armament was 12, 8, and 6 inch guns.
FYI: The USS New Jersey BB-62 is alive and well! She is still afloat on the
Delaware River in Camden, New Jersey.
STATEMENT OF POLITICAL and MORAL CORRECTNESS
Full noodle frontery will not be displayed on any of the pages included
here in The South Jersey DEVILer. Some exceptions may exist?
This paper contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
The publisher supports the natural release of Hydrogen - 1% ~ 50% /
Carbon Dioxide - 10% - 30% / Oxygen - 1% ~10% / Methane - 1% ~
10% into the atmosphere. (fart)
We also comply with the data recycling act of 1997.
We respect and celebrate Groundhog Day.
We fully support efforts to save the world's remaining
octothorpeazoids in their natural habitat.
The surgeon general warns that doing most anything can be harmful.
We used to be a member of FDIC.
Batteries not included. Some assembly may be required.
No animals were harmed in the testing of these pages, although some
were aroused.
This paper was proof read but only for this time zone.
This statement was prepared upon the urging and advise of our legal counsel, Mel Practiss and Freida Convict.
The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Iranians boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the
Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling
in when the Radical Iranian in the window seat said, “I need
to get up and get a glass of goats milk.”
“Don’t get up,” said the Marine, “I’m in the aisle seat, “I’ll
get it for you.”
As soon as he left, one of the Iranian’s picked up the
Marine’s shoe and spit in it. When the Marine returned with the goats
milk, the other Iranian said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”
So again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the
other Iranian picked up the Marines other shoe and spit in it. When the
Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his
Iranian neighbors... “Why does it have to be this way? Just how long
must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This
animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in goats milk?”
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. Hugh W., Dover, DE