Vlad Souboch

3/15/12

Period 8

Computer 28

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There once was a man named Gilgamesh. He was six feet tall and smelled terrible. He was also the star player of his pickle ball team. He was really good.

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Team work!

Gilgamesh also had a fine career in the art of potion making. One time he was at work and was thinking and realized how bored he is getting of pickle ball and decided to join the Jolly Creepers, a highly skilled group of professional scientists who dedicate their time and effort to contributing to the sport of Jolly Capturing. He had to try out first, so the Jolly Creepers can see if he’s skilled enough to join their cause.

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I dislike pickle ball with great

force.

Gilgamesh arrived at the tryouts and saw a big stadium. The stadium was massive. It was almost as big as his carpet. At the stadium there was a lot of activities to be done. He saw a bunch of people also trying out, so he was kind of nervous because of the competition. After doing all seventeen activities, Gilgamesh headed home.

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Lebron

James

After two weeks of waiting Gilgamesh finally received his letter of authenticity. He slowly opened up the letter, his heart was beating faster than a caterpillar. “Yes!” he announced with great force. Gilgamesh was accepted into the Jelly Creepers.

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Yes!

Gilgamesh’s first practice with his new team was three days later. He was so nervous that he was sweating. His practice was at six and he killed time by making potions in the attic. Gilgamesh wanted to leave at 5:45 so he had enough time to get there. He constantly checked his watch to make sure he was not late. Finally, the clock struck 5:45.

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Oh no tis five already!

Gilgamesh arrived at the practice and saw a lot of familiar faces. Shaq! Magic Johnson! Michael Jordan! Bill Cosby! Gilgamesh was so scared he fell down the stairs.

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Magic Johnson!

Shaquille O’Neil!

Michael Jordan!

Bill Cosby!

“Whoa Nelly!” Gilgamesh said as he saw all these historic figures. With all this excitement, Gilgamesh faints!

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Gilgamesh wakes up a couple of minutes later with the whole team around him. Gilgamesh then said his salutations to everyone and starts to begin practice. Gilgamesh was about to practice but then forgot the most important rule before practicing, you must stretch.

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After stretching Gilgamesh started practicing. He worked on his jumping, his Jolly Creeper capturing skills, and his running or stamina.

The key to a good diet is

having a good diet.

After practice Gilgamesh heads home from a tiring day. He is now a player in the NJCCL or the National Jolly Creeper Capturing League. He feels so accomplished that he felt like he destroyed multiple bricks with his phalanges.

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Gilgamesh was so happy that he stopped playing pickle ball. Gilgamesh played for the Jolly Creeper association for the rest of his career he even won a lot of awards! He then got a dog that looked like a horse. He lived happily ever after.

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