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The smiles of the party-goers were the icing on the cake as Metro celebrated its 21st birth­daylast Saturday.

Above, MSC president Paul Magelli cut the cake as uniden­tified students, right, made no attempt to contain their joy.

See related story page 3

Tutu Invited p.6

Signature Needed to Register for Spring p.7

Films Flop . p.9

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photo by Patti Kirgan

Paga2 \ The Metropolitan October 3, 1986

. The matter is money

. Funding the future earning for learning

by Bob Haas

The topic at Monday morning's edi­tion of Agenda 86 was mediocrity in higher education-a discussion that inevitably centered around funding for those institutions.

· "There is no question," University of Colorado President Gordon Gee said, "colleges can and should improve. But,

funding (and) investment- it's got to be there."

The political, educational and busi­ness leaders on the panel tied the importance of economic growth for academic institutions to that of the state as a whole. Citing the state's excellent potential for growth, MSC President Paul Mage1li said "the possi­bilities (for growth in the state) we have now won't be around in five years."

Economic growth for the state, the panelists said, requires investment in higher education.

"Funding is the bottom line (regard­ing excellence in education)" demo­cratic senator Regis Groff said.

Groff used the forum to throw the political gauntlet at republican senator Jim Lee, fellow member of the senate education committee.

"Dollars are being pulled by the federal government," Groff said. The

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republicans are promising lower taxes and quality education at the same time, he said.

Lee said the republicans .are com-~ mitted to "world class excellence" in education, but want parameters estab­lished that will allow lawmakers to gauge the success of education.

"We need accountability," Lee said. "People who pay taxes and legislators~ who allocate funds need to know what we're buying."

"I can't be held accountable," Gee said, "for funds I don't have."

Blenda Wilson, executive director of the Colorado Commission on Higher"' Education, explained that the role of the CCHE is to "Interpret the feelings of the state to make a unified image of higher education.

"Each institution," she said, "must have its area of excellence," be that~ research, agriculture or providing for citizens who "have the right to higher education without the pressure of graduate programs."

Magelli echoed the concern of pro­viding for a diverse student population.

"Too much burden for excellence? (in edu·cation) is being placed on the

"Most of the monies available are being put into bureaucratic .... stnu;tures, not into classrooms."

-Paul Magelli

students," he said."Most of the monies available are being put into· bureau- / cratic structures, not into classrooms.

"Too much of the financial burden is being put on parents. There are all kinds of parental structures," Magelli said. "We need to treat new family structures holistically." "'

Though supporting development in the state of atom smashers, research and development parks, and other high-tech, job-producing projects, Magelli joined Gee in expressing con­cern over the declining enrollment in 41 the arts and humanities.

"For the first time, students are studying for jobs, not for interest. For example," Magelli said, "we don't have a French horn player (in the MSC orchestra). A student need only to look '1

across the street at the Denver Sym­phony Orchestra (currently consider­ing filing Chapter 11) and see there are no jobs for horn players." D

Remaining Agenda dates and topics: October 27 .. .. .. . . .. .. .. . .. .. .. . .. .. .. . .. Trade Policy November 17 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mass Transportation ..,. December 15 ..... . . ......... The Leadership Vacuum

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The Metropolitan October 3, 1986

Partiers as diverse as campus

21st Birthday bash a smash '

From outside the Student Center, the birthday party looks a little slow. The cafeteria is filled with an older, sedate crowd. Nice people no doubt, but not exactly a hip to be hep and a happening scene. Uh-oh~ A little slow.

But, the cafeteria is full of older partiers because there is no room for them in the main corridor or on the second level.

Inside, the party's hopping. It's a real party, with a wide diver­

sity of people eating unexpectedly good food, and filling frequently at numerous Coors-products taps. (They had George Killian's hidden away upstairs.) Staffers are talking college shop, alumni wait to win door prizes

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(good stuff - an autographed Bron­cos' football, savings accounts, ski and travel packages), and silly stu­dents are breathing helium and talk­ing funny to teachers.

Hey, this is a good party. Dancing, music, beer and birthday cake.

Metro's 21st Birthday Party was a coming of age celebration within a large and (at least for this night) ami­able family. ·

Among those who showed, stu­dents were not as well represented as alumni and staff, but when guberna­torial candidate Roy Romer lauded the uniqueness and accomplishments of the college, the cheer of approval sounded like so many spirited fresh­man at a ho.mecoming game.

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An Objective look at art by Carol Buck

The Emmanuel Gallery's current exhibit, Ob;ectB, Ob;ectB, is entirely different from anything. one might expect to find in an art gallery.

It's all for fun. Los Angeles artist, inventor and wri­

ter Philip Garner joins local artists Jean Schiff, William Kastan and Gay Lasher in a playful display of collected stuff.

Garner's contribution to the exhibit consists mostly of drawings taken from his soon-to-be-published book, tenta· tivelytitled "Out of My Head." Fantastic objects you never knew you needed are featured, such as the edible Bacon Watchband; the Nose·Pitcher, which pours liquid out of molded nostrils; Inflatable "Fat Look" Underwear;.and

,swim trunks and bras equipped with viewing windows for what Garner calls "decent exposure."

Garner's Available Headband is a cheap athletic headband with a flag attached, much like the flags used on mailboxes to indicate out,going mail.

"The Available Headband has to do with the singles scene. It saves a lot of preliminary talk which might end up in misunderstanding of one sort or another," Garner said.

"Objects, Objects" also exhibits a variety of zany items from the collec­tions of Schiff, Kastan and Lasher.

Schiff, an MSC professor of art,

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provided a display case of toys and other fun things she has collected over < the years. Fake food is a dominant theme of her collection. The Meat Coaster Pak contains sliced lunch-meat coasters, and metal meal look-alikes constitute her set of Like Real Play Foods. ·

Kastan, designer, illustrator and co- • chair of the Denver Art Museum's Alliance for Contemporary Art, col­lects robots, some of which are on display at The Emmanuel. His ray-gun collection, plastic water pistols in various space-age shapes, is also exhi- ~

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portrayed by the six various forms of toasters he has developed. Among these, the JUPIToaster AND SATEL­LITE is a planet-shaped toaster with a satellite orbiting above it. The Upholstered Toaster sports a quilted exterior, and the Tutster is a sand­covered toaster with Egyptian figures etched onto its sides. Two-dimensional Toaster Posters, on sale at the gallery for $7.50 apiece, can be folded into three-dimensional toasters. · -

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Regent Fowler calls '~fow "

on Bishop Tutu visit by Frederick G. Ripley

What's all the "to do" about Bishop Desmond Tutu being invited to speak at the Auraria campus? It all depends on who you ask.

The outspoken anti-apartheid Anglican archbishop and 1984 Nobel Peace Prize recipient from South Africa was contacted by UCD student government concerning a proposed speaking engagement. Not able to comply with last spring semester's time frame, Tutu asked to speak during the summer.

"There aren't as many students enrol­led during the summer, so we decided to wait," John Frank, last year's co­executive of the UCD student govern­ment, and currently the student admin­istrator to the president and board of regents, said.

According to Rose Young, UCD student executive, a letter extending an open invitation was sent to Tutu on Sept. 22, via express mail. "We anx­iously await a reply, and hopefully a confirmation," Young said.

Recently, the regents passed a resolu­tion establishing a SouthlAfrican scho­larship fund . "It is self-generated monies provided to nonwhite South African students so that they can attend universities at home, as well as cu:· Frank said. "Fifty cents is matched for each dollar collected through the

student check-off fee at registration."

This applies only to South African students planning to attend CU.

Although no one seems to be aware of Tutu's exact speaking fee, Frank claimed that approximately $20,000 from the CU Events Board fund has been identified for this purpose. Ticket sales are expected to cover any addi­tional costs and generate more money for the South African scholarship fund.

Standing in opposition to Tutu's pro­posed visit is Regent Hugh Fowler, R­Denver. Fowler maintains that Tutu is a frustrated politician and agent of the Soviet Union whose objective is to create destabilization within South Africa.

"He should keep in mind that when colonized, it was not a black nation," Fowler said. "If destabilization were to occur, thousands of blacks would be out of work, and we would be denied the minerals and resources that are crucial to us."

Calling on history as proof that most democracies don't last in Africa, Fowler said, "before blindly supporting Tutu, we should call in Chief Buthelezi of the Zulu tribe for a different perspective."

From the standpoint that the univer­sity is a place of honest inquiry, the regents have instructed the program council (a student organization) to achieve a balance or look elsewhere for funding.

As for Tutu, "it goes back to the old duck theory,'' Fowler said. "When you look like a duck, walk like a duck, and talk like a duck . .. chances are you're a duck." D

Three cheers for ne"' cheerleaders

by Young Ml Lee

You can't touch it, but you can feel it. You can't see it, but you can create it. This intangible feeling will fill the air around the campus during the Metro­politan State College men's basketball season. This feeling is spirit- the driv­ing force of clapping hands and enthu­siastic cheers.

When it comes to leadership in the spirit circles, it's the cheerleaders who traditionally are the ringmasters. They stand in the center directing the crowds in cheers. They carry around sincere smiles and go-get-'em attitudes. These leaders have the ability to make school spirit contagious.

To continue the tradition of provid­ing full spirit, MSC held cheerleading tryouts for the third season on Mon­day, Sept. 22. During practice session, the cheerleading hopefuls warmed up, getting ready for the big event. Some concentrated on their own performan­ces, while others practiced with some-

one, perfecting smooth and precise movements. They also warmed up by doing cartwheels, splits, and jumps;

. others streched out, taking deep breaths, showing tense smiles.

Spectators, friends and parents were present at the tryouts to give support and encouragement to the hopefuls.

"I am real nervous, but I feel I did good,'' said Lisa Pollack.

Before fall semester began, five MSC original cheerleaders attended a camp at Southern Methodist University in

Texas with 500 other cheerleaders repre­senting schools across the United States.

Hopeful cheerleaders attended clin­ics at MSC before the tryouts, where they were taught inventive move­ments, routines, and especially the ability to bring a crowd to its feet.

Some girls treat cheerleading as a major sport.

As their numbers were called, two girls simultaneously pranced with loud cheers, "All right, let's go Metro!". As they performed, the girls smiled and maintained eye contact with the judges.

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Barbara Bush, wife of Vice President George B~I Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus last Friday at ti effort to encourage 400 Denver school children to rea<

First Row: Lisa Pollack. Second Row: Stacey Spaulding, Rhonda Sodnik, Lisa Cline. Third Row: Carrie Lawless, Christy Hagford, Lori Frey, Karen McKey, Rose Lawless, Jill Evans. Fourth Row: Linda Wilson, Carrie Elfeld, Leona ,. Newell, Margie Kraft, Vicki Johnson Susan Fedor. photo by David Mcintyre

At times, niistakes were made, but they went on, not getting upset.

After finishing the routines, they waited nervously for the judges to score. The judging was based on a point system ranging from oneto five. They looked for coordination, appear­ance, and, most of all, enthusiasm.

Most of the girJs feJt confident after their performances.

"I was a cheerleader in high school and I like getting involved . .. I enjoy

the sport of cheerleading," Karen McKey said.

"The girls who made the squad are the best ones and the ones who workP' ' the hardest and their best," said Rose Lawless, the president of the cheer­leading club.

These 18 MSC cheerleaders will pro­mote pride and teamwork - which are sure to spell s-p-i-r-i-t and v-i-c-t-o-r-y. '

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' 'Tra itional'' stud en for ~

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·will ne by Lisa Arndt

A new process for Spring 1987 regis­tration will require Metro students under the age of 20 to seek faculty advising if they want to register early and will emphasize telephone rather than mail registration.

Tobin Barraza, vice president of academic affairs, and Jett Conner, faculty assistant to the vice president, said "traditional" students, those who are 18 to 20 years old, will receive "an encumberance" which will prevent them from registering during the first three weeks of registration without a faculty advisor's signature.

"In order to register by telephone, traditional students will have to see a faculty advisor to clear an A encum­brance," Conner said.

"We are separating traditional from non-traditional students at least for a while," he said. "The moment you hit 20, you become, by this definition, a non-traditional student."

Advising will begin Oct. 28. Non­traditional students and students with A encumbrances removed can tele­phone register begin.ring Nov. 3. and traditional students without an advi­so.r' s signature will have to wait until Nov. 24, Conner said.

Career Day provides jobs

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by J. Johnson

Auraria's fourth annual Career Day opened doors to job opportunities for .thousands of students interested in making the transition from scholar to

employee last Wednesday in the Student Center.

Representatives from 51 companies discussed career possibilities within their organizations, possibilities that have materialized into jobs for Metro students in the past.

Laurie Olson of Weiss and Co., an accounting firm also an MSC gradu­ate, made her first contact with her employer through the 1985 Career Day.

Olson said Weiss is impressed by the superior caliber of Metro students.

"Our company has hired quite a few people from Metro," she said. "We've had good experiences with MSC graduates."

The \Veiss firm wasn't the only com­pany impressed by students from MSC, or for that matter University of Colo­rado at Denver, and Community Col-

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lege of Denver. Company representa­tives eagerly answered questions and accepted applications from interested parties from all three schools.

Furthermore, to ensure that every possible facet of a career search would be included, the coordinators spon­sored a series of 31 workshops on the campus.

Some of the workshops provided short film strips followed by reitera­tion of the highlights and question and answer sessions.

Jayne James, assistant director of MSC's co-operative education, empha­sized the importance of getting hands­on experience before entering the work environment.

"Co-op provides networking in your field and it allows exploration of dif­ferent positions before you commit yourself to a specific field," James said.

Even when applying for a co-op position, it is important to write an acceptable resume, and W.M. Gary Jones, a recruiting supervisor for Pub­lic Service of Colorado, stressed the significance of a well-written, target-directed resume. continued on page 8

dvis· "By that point in time, a lot of classes

will start filling up," he said. "Though non-traditional students are

encouraged to seek advising also, we are freeing non-traditional students from this unless they want it," Conner said. "It is traditional students that we feel need this advising."

Though faculty members had not been advised of the new process as of last week, Barrozo said it will not mean extra work for them.

"Advising is something the faculty is typically involved in anyway," he said.

Barraza said the new process will be more welcoming and accommodating to students, while ensuring that MSC reaches the enrollment cap.

"It's not wise to go around cancelling people's registration You run the risk of not reaching the enrollment cap," he. said. "It's important because if we have a great number of students that exceed the cap, then we are financially

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penalized. If we fall below the number, we run into similar problems in which we have to give money back."

Also new for spring registration is that mail registration will no longer have priority over telephone registra­tion, and walk-in registration will con­tinue to have the least priority.

"We're shifting the priority to the telephone system," Conner said. "It's instantaneous." The people who call in first will have priority, though stu­dents' credit hours will be taken into consideration.

In addition, students will be able to pay their $50 deposit and tuition over the telephone, providing they have . Visa, Master Card or Choice credit cards.

"If students choose to pay by credit card, they simply phone in and enter the credit card number," Conner said. "It's a great advantage."

Barraza said it is unlikely students will get a busy signal when telephone registering, and it is unlikely that the computer will make a mistake.

"We don't see much of that," he said, 'but those things happen."

The new telephone system, which is one of six in the country, should elimi­nate a lot of standing in line in the Central Classroom building, Barrozo said.

"UCD would love to have that piece of technology," he said. o

NON-TRADITIONAL TRADffiONAL STUDENT STUDENT

10-17-86 SPRING SCHEDULE MAILED

10-20-86 MAIL REGISTRATION BEGINS

10-24-86 MAIL LETIERS

10 - 27 - 86 REPLACEMENT FORMS/ CLASS SCHEDULE

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11 - 03 - 86 PHONE REGISTRATION BEGINS . ~

11 - 24- 86 "A" ENCUMBRANCE REMOVED

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12 - 18 - 86 START PROCESSING MAIL REGISTRATION

01 - 05 - 87 MAIL REGISTRATION DEADLINE

01- 09 - 87 PAYMENT DUE IN FULL, LETTERS TO

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01 - 19 - 87 CLASS BEGINS

01 - 21 - 87 CANCELLATION FOR NON-PAYMENT J.DM.

TENTATIVE

Career Day continued from page 7

"Don't send generalized resumes, .. Jones said. "An employer can tell when he's just one of 80 people receiving your resume."

Jones also advised his audience not to address resumes "to whom it may concern."

"When I get a cover letter addressed 'to whom it may concern', I say, "It doesn't concern me," and I don't even bother to look at it," he said.

Whether anyone will heed Jones' suggestions remains to be seen, but thousands of students thought the day's events important enough to attend, making this the most successful Career Day y~t at A~~a.

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"At least 3,000 students attended," Julie Hughes, manager of career servi­ces, said. "This was our biggest one in four years."

Hughes said compared to last year, when only 23 companies and 2,000 students participated, this year's atten­dance and participation was great.

Nonetheless, Hughes wanted to emphasize that Career Day was not equivalent to a job fair.

"It's not a job fair, but a chance to explore different careers," Hughes said.

"A lot of freshmen and sophomores attended and said they were just inter­ested in exploring possibilities, and that's what it's all about," she said.

Hu'1'.bes said in a questionnaire they offered. almost every student thought Career Day was great and wished it could've lasted longer.

October3, 1986

As impressive as the day was for the students, Hughes said she was most impressed by the three schools pul­ling together to make the day such an undeniable success.

"It was nice seeing all the adminis­trators shaking bands and getting along so well," Hughes said.

Of course, this elite group bad rea­son to be congenial. Auraria's fourth annual Career Day ended with a wine and cheese reception for faculty, staff, administrators, employers and work­shop representatives.

If you weren't fortunate enough to receive an invitation to this social event or weren't fortunate enough to spend the day exploring job markets this time, don't fret. September '87 is just a year away.

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by Robert Ritter

Imagine the public address announ­cer at Super Bowl XXX: "Starting for Denver at right guard from Metro State College .... "

Impossible? Not if Metro students Earl Brown and Randy McBrayer and 25 of their teammates have anything to say about it.

Brown decided last January that he would like to see a football team at Metro, so he put up fliers announcing the first meeting of the Roadrunner football team. <

Ten people showed up at the first meeting. One of them was McBrayer and now the two of them are more than just students with an idea.

"We met at the first team meeting and have worked as a team since," Brown said. "Randy and I run the prac­tices, we're equipment managers, fund­raisers and we sell Gold C books."

So the football team has come under the tutelage of campus recreation as one of the many club sports at Metro. With no coach or schedule, they are as Brown says, "like a family on cou­pons." But he said he feels that will change. . "Eventually a coach will show up. And the people we've talked to, the (semipro) Colorado Cougars, the Air Force junior varsity, the Wyoming Junior varsity and Colorado College, said if we get a team together they would play us," Brown said.

For now, they use equipment bor­rowed from CSU or bought at last year's Denver Gold auction with Brown's rent money.

They practice three times a week and have an offense Brown calls "very basic." All players must sign a waiver that does not hold the school responsi­ble for providing insurance, and pre­vents the school from being sued.

Brown said the team is coming together and hopes it eventually meets his original goals.

"Metro suffers from a lack of school spirit in general," be said. "We'd like to change that in one small way. It is already starting to happen.''

Brown said he would one day like to see a football program at Metro. For now that may be impossible because the Trustee Policy Manual, the chan­geable MSC law, outlaws a varsity football team.

Still, don't be surprised to see 25 guys practicing football wearing blue and gold and calling themselves the Metro State Roadrunners.

Someday there just may be big-time c:ollege .football at Metro. D

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The Metropolitan October 3, 1988

Burt Lancaster & Kirk Douglas star in Tough Guys

Old-timers can't bring 'Tough Guys' together

by Gall Rgnontl

Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas share starring roles in Tough Guys, which is advertised as this fall's action­comedy movie. This description should be changed to this fall's "lacking­comedy" movie.

At any rate, the action in this film consists of punching a couple of street gang members and jumping across a moving train. This is action, however, it's misleading to call the entire movie anything but far-fetched and overdone.

The story begins with Harry Doyle

(Lancaster) and Archie Long (Doug­las) being released from prison after serving a 30 year term for attempting to rob a train. Too much emphasis is put on the characters being the last to rob a train - espcially by their child~ like parole officer Richie (newcomer Dana Carvey) who absolutely idolizes the ex-cons.

Unexplained throughout the movie is a crazy old coot with two inch thick glasses and a machine gun who chases down Harry and Archie. It's only at the end of the film that we find out why, which turns out to be disappointing and a bit silly.

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by Leslle Vestrlch

Some fine films have come out of Australia - Gallipoli and Walkabout come to mind, but the originality and integrity of these classics from, down under don't rub off on the newest export, Crocodile Dundee. Still, you'll find laughs worth the price of twilight admission if you check your sense of reality at the door.

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Crocadile Dundee patches together two familiar plots: writer meets adven­turer and they fall in love during their adventure (Jewel of the Nile), and innocent stumbles into the big bad world of New York City (Splash). But here, the innocent is hard-drinking­rough-talking-master-of-tbe-outback Mick "Crocodile" Dundee.

TI1e title character is played well by Paul Hogan, a stellar personality in Australia whose "G'Day" and "Come Down Under" ads on American-televi­sion have pitched the Australian to\irist package. He's as charming and tautly masculine as Clint Eastwood, but

·already too old to inspire major blood-cell revolt in females under 35 who lack father fixations.

Paul Hogan as Crocodile Dundee

Mel Gibson he's not, but he's got some great lines, and they help buoy this sinking film.

But during the love scenes (the only continued on page 10

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Crocodile Dundee an unlikely hero

Crocodile/from p. 9

high-fashion sleeveless dress. Reality is then completely fractured when Hogan makes an obscene gesture at vicious animals, who then whine and roll over insensate on the spot. The film has a similar effect on the audience, who burrow into their seats like passive and tamed koala bears.

But this film is not a total loss. Just keep your expectations at the level of a reptile's belly and you'll find unique

humor in Crocodile Dundee. D

connecting thread between the two hackneyed plots) the movie falls as flat as a road-killed wallaby. It's strictly a groan and sink into your seats, folks. Linda Kozlowski as Sue Charlton is so self-conscious and self-absorbed -well, imagine kissing a mirror. Poor Hogan couldn't start romantic sparks with a blowtorch.

And one's sense of reality is further strained by watching her cavort through outback swamp dressed in a

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Objects/ from p. 4

ing visitors to create their own sand scenes.

Lasher's "Dreams in Dry Sand," a series of color photographs, portrays her own finished landscapes using the sandbox and toy objects on display.

This photographic series combines "the themes of landscape and fantasy in depicting visual situations or imagin­ary places that are the "stuff that dreams are made of," according to a statement Lasher issued in August.

The exhibit's various collections inspired a panel discussion by selected local collectors which followed Garner's lecture and slide show Sept. 25.

Kastan served as the panel's moder­ator. "The obsessive collector ... eats, sleeps and breathes collecting," be said. "Collecting is slightly decadent."

"Collectors become fixated on objects for the object's sake," Gamer

said. He does not consider himself a collector, but admitted be once pur­chased as many washing machine agitators as would fit into a GMC Gremlin - 57, to be exact - because they struck bis fancy.

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Jack Hecox, designer and toy collec­tor, said, "It's hard to determine where the object stops and the art starts. A lot of it's psychological, a matter of where your thinking is. A lot of it has to do with the way things are displayed."

"I think art is a personal reaction to what's in front of you,'' Garner said. "It's whatever gives you a buzz."

"Objects, Objects" is bound to pro­vide everyone with at least one buzz.

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Tough Guys/from p. 9 Harry and Archie have a difficult back to their old ways - stealing. This

time adjusting to society. Harry is is the turning point of the movie. The placed in a retirement home where he plot now goes from predictable and creates havoc by getting the elders silly to down right ridiculous. together to boycott the food. This Lancaster and Douglas are success-scene is all too familiar. Archie, on the fol in portraying Harry and Archie as

other band, gets involved with a teenie close-knit friends and good hearted bopper aerobic dancer who he later people. You really grow to like them says is trying to "kill him with sex." and at certain moments, feel like

The story, as a whole, leaves a lot to cheering them on. be desired. The material has been used It's unfortunate the ending is so in previous films so much that it is easy unfinished. The story never has the for the audience to predict every action audience sitting on the edge of their and upcoming sentence. seats anyway, and waiting for an empty

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