WeathervaneDerby Summer Arts

Wednesday, July 6th Issue 7, Volume 28

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Summer

Beach

Shells

Seagulls

Tanning

Ocean

Animals

Fish

Sand

Dock

Snails

Seahorse

Jelly Fish

Boat

Summer Word Searchby Emily Buffington Age 11

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Katie Naughton, 11

I?ve known Megan and Hannah for as long as I can remember. Megan is my sister (also my best friend) and Hannah is her partner in crime.They have been waiting to step into Derby Camp for the whole year. Megan, I must say, does not really branch out from other people than Hannah. And all I ask is that, if you?re just walking around campus or in the same class as them, you maybe could say hi. That would mean the world to them. I was lucky enough to interview both of them. So without further adieu, let?s get started!

1. Who are your favorite singers and songs? Meghan: Sara Bareilles, and for a song, ?City Lights? By Sara Bareilles. Hannah: Taylor Swift and ?Wildest Dreams? by Taylor Swift.

2. Favorite Classes? Megan: Cartooning. Hannah: Gymnastics.

3.If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Both: Invisibility.

4. What would you change about this world? Both: We would make it a? . WORLD OF DOGS!!!!!!

5. What is your favorite thing about Derby? Megan: How everybody just wants you to be happy! Hannah: I honestly cannot choose!

6. What is your favorite dessert? Both: Brownies.

Interviewing Two New Students

Eli Rippetoe,11

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I don't sleep, I can take a person's house and build another, I love to play games with my brothers, who or what am I?

Answer: The king of cards in a deck of cards.

Riddle of t he Day

Remington Rokoszewski age-10

1.Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course it can! A house can?t jump.

2.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom (pun intended)

3. Knock Knock.

Who?s there?

boo.

boo who?

don?t cry it?s only a joke.

4.Knock Knock.

who?s there?

The Door.

Jokes

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Andrew Jones

Age:13

Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness was released for the Gamecube August 4, 2005. This game was the second in its series, the first game in the series is Pokemon Colosseum. Unlike other Pokemon series games, the game does not have any badges or any gym leaders. This game is more based around your character, Michael, who travels around the region of Orre looking for bad guys. That 's just the summary of the game; the actual game has much more depth than that. I enjoyed this game because this is a different story than the mainstream Pokemon games. I recommend you playing it if you still have a Gamecube from 2001, if you want a fun spinoff.

Gam ing Corner

Sebastian Age:8

Name:Gabriel

1. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Choco Chip

2. What is your favorite sports team? Red Sox?s

3. What do you do in your free time? Play outside

4. What is your favorite period at DSA? 4th period {free period}

5. What is your favorite board game? Sorry

Interview

By Wesley Reynolds

Age 8

Lucario 1

Pikachu 9

Snivy 3

Lluxray 4

Greninja 4

Eevee 2

Survey

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Azariah Price age 9

Okay people, get read? ? Because the ants are coming...TO ATTACK!!!!!!

Last article review: I was walking with my dog? .It grew to be 10x bigger than me? .I locked all the doors and ran to my bedroom? .Then I saw it ? .gnawing on my bedroom window! ?AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?....watched attic crumble down? .found my dog in the kitchen curled up by the stove? .I realized we were the only people left on planet Earth. . . .I looked up and it was my friend? . KEIRA VAN ESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........the same thing had happened to her and her two cats? ? ? .she sprayed me with the hose!..........? Let?s sleep on it.?.........when we woke up the house was trashed and the pets were missing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............

"Grab your dad?s car keys.?..........she took out a bottle and sprinkled it on me. Within ten seconds flat, I was fast asleep. ? ? ..

?Kiera?? I looked down and I was strapped to tables. Kiera was beside me also strapped to a table. Wait Kiera, if you?re there, then who?s there? Mmhmhm hm mm mh hm. What Kiera, I didn?t get that. Plech ( she spit out the fabric she had in her

mouth). I said they kidnapped me while you were napping that?s one of the ants!!!! Quick while they?re on their 25 minute lunch break try to grab that glue bottle beside you. Ugh, got it. Now try to open it. Pop! And the cap went flying. Wow! Shrinkable rocket blaster shoes!! Put them on. Wow, I just flew out of my seat! Here Kiera I?ll untie you. Come on I know where their weapons room is. I call bow and arrow, fine but I get the sword. I took an archery class in girl scouts. Azariah? Yeah kiera? Was the archery class fun because it sounds like it. Oh come on we have to get to the lunch room. Okay we?re there. They have really nice elevators. Okay get into position. 1...2... 3? .

ATTACK TIME!!!!!!!!

I shot four of them in a line at the cool ants table. Huh. not so cool now are you. Kiera leave the king alone he has to tell us where all of the people went. Okay Azariah if you say so slash!!!!!! There goes the ugly table and the ants at it. Swoosh slash there go the rest of the ants slash kiera no not the king!!!!!!!! Oh no sorry. Now we won?t be able to find anyone on planet Earth!!

Ants Get Ready 5

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Chicken Game by Clemmie Nicholas Age 10

Name: Achilleas Hatzopoulos

Age: 9

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Actinopterygii

Order: Scorpaeniformes

Family: Psychrolutidae

Genus: Psychrolutes

Species: P. marcidus

Blobfishes are usually found in Australia, Tasmania, and New Zealand. In September 2013 the blobfish was elected ??World?s Ugliest Animal??. The blobfish can float on water without energy or muscle thanks to its buoyancy from its density being lighter than water.

The Blobfish

Artwork by Hunter Schultz

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Collageby Isabella Fitzgerald

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Lidia Jeffers and Clemmie Nicholas

Age 11

1,professional snuggler $60 an hour

2,pet food taster $40,000

3 computer hacker $24,760- $132,322

4,paper towel sniffer $19,000- $52,000

5, IMAX screen cleaner $45,000

6,water slide tester $30,000

7,face feeler $25 an hour

8,bed tester $53,000

9, crime scene cleaner $50,000

10,personal shopper $25,000- $100,000

11, lipstick reader $25- $50 a hour

12, TV watcher $25,000

13,submarine cook $190,000 a year

14, golf ball diver $50,000-$100,000

15,live mannequin $100 an hour

16, furniture tester $31,000 a year

17, ice cream tester $56,000

18,odor tester $35,000

19,dice inspector $200 a day

20, human scarecrow $10-$15 a hour

21, funeral service manager $75,930

22, body part model $20 - $1,000 a hour

23,cruise ship entertainer $3,000 -$4,000 a month

24, bingo manager $56,593

25,aides supervisor $63,231

25 Weird jobs that pay well

Gabriel Stevens Age 10

The Ocean is a peaceful place, but it can also be a place of madness. There are ocean creatures lurking deep down in undiscovered places, but there are also peaceful fish at the top. But people eat those fish, or even kill them for sport. Our world is a sad place, everyone kills for food just to satisfy. There are Friend and Foe, Prey and Predator. The smaller fish eat the plankton, the bigger fish eat the smaller fish, the smaller sharks eat the bigger fish, the bigger sharks eat the smaller sharks (rarely) , and the undiscovered creatures eat the bigger sharks, and we take everything? We fish the fish and kill them for sport or satisfaction of food. There are places where the smaller fish and other hide, its either the deep blue or the coral reefs of beauty. There are many beautiful coral reefs, but the most beautiful of them all is the great reef in Australia. It is a breathtaking sight, if you go there you will be amazed, it attracts many tourists.

The Ocean

By Kotori Lewack age 13

10.mega mewtwo

9.mega venusaur

8.mega blastoise

7.mega swampert

6.mega blaziken

5.mega sceptile

4.mega milotic

3.mega flygon

2.mega greninja

1.mega charizard

Top 10 Powerful Mega Evolution in Pokemon

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By Robert Hunter

Age 13

Ah, the internet. One might say that much like the radio, it can repeat pointless things (with minimum contribution) over and over, until it starts to grate on one?s nerves. Now, those are for memes in general. The memes discussed in this article actually went beyond that, warping scenes from art to the point where the whole thing becomes pointless. These are what I believe to be the five worst.

3. This is Sparta

Although Zach Snyder is far from my favorite director, I do believe that plenty of his movies contain very memorable scenes, such as the scene that this meme butchered. I admit, it may have been kind of funny the first time I saw it, but after that, it just started to grate on my nerves.

2. Hitler Reacts

I admit, I haven?t seen the movie Downfall. However, even without seeing it, I can definitely say that this scene really worked to illustrate the madman?s mental breakdown. However, I suppose some certain people couldn?t help but find the scene comical, and thus a meme was born. I can only imagine how the late Klaus Kinski (who took the role) must have felt.

1. ?What are Those?

Unlike the other memes on this list, I hated this one from the start. The original was completely pointless, and the fact that the Jurassic Park theme can?t be played among most people without encouraging hysterical laughter is one of the reasons why I despise the application Vine. But then again, this whole article is just my personal opinion.

3 Memes that Ruined Movie Scenes for Me

By: Christina Hatzopoulos

Age: 9

Tools: glue gun, felt, stuffing and scissors.

Step 1. Draw a picture of a seal. (Cartoon, equal)

Step 2. Cut the seal out and trace it on to felt. (Trace it on two pieces of felt.)

Step 3. Cut out the felt and place it neatly on top of each other.

Step 4. Hot glue the edges closed but, keep an area open to stuff it.

Step 5. Stuff the seal and glue the open space closed.

Step 6. Make the face.

Done!

DIY seal pillow / stuffed animal