Welcome to The Welcome to The Hannah CorporationHannah Corporation

One Dictator, One CompanyOne Dictator, One Company

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Basic InformationBasic Information The Hannah The Hannah

Corporation is Corporation is abbreviated THCabbreviated THC

This abbreviation is This abbreviation is only to be used while only to be used while typing or writingtyping or writing

Never say THC in Never say THC in reference to The reference to The Hannah CorporationHannah Corporation

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Security PolicySecurity Policy

Never speak of Never speak of anything you do in a anything you do in a THC office or for THCTHC office or for THC

Do not bring your Do not bring your family to work, they will family to work, they will be killed upon entrybe killed upon entry

Do not send e-mails or Do not send e-mails or any other any other communication outside communication outside of a THC network, the of a THC network, the computer will explode computer will explode and they are expensiveand they are expensive

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Our CEO and DictatorOur CEO and Dictator Hannah is our CEO Hannah is our CEO

and dictatorand dictator

Do not question herDo not question her

Do not talk to herDo not talk to her

If you say If you say something about something about her that she doesn’t her that she doesn’t approve you will be approve you will be killedkilled

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:What you will doWhat you will do You will be sitting in a You will be sitting in a

small cubicle all daysmall cubicle all day

You will be doing You will be doing mindless busy work mindless busy work for our clientsfor our clients

You will have no life, You will have no life, thoughts, or soul thoughts, or soul while working in your while working in your cubiclecubicle

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Why you do busy workWhy you do busy work Do not question Do not question

why just do itwhy just do it

If you ask we will If you ask we will say, “You do say, “You do busy work busy work because our CEO because our CEO and dictator says and dictator says so.”so.”

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:How to get a How to get a promotionpromotion Kill a competitor's Kill a competitor's

CEOCEO

Do something very Do something very helpful for the helpful for the companycompany

Stay in your cubicleStay in your cubicle

Dedicate you life to Dedicate you life to THCTHC

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Your Lunch BreakYour Lunch Break You get an hour for You get an hour for

lunchlunch

If you mess up you If you mess up you will lose your lunch will lose your lunch hourhour

Do not eat breakfast Do not eat breakfast food for lunch unless food for lunch unless it is breakfast dayit is breakfast day

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Our CompetitorsOur Competitors Any company or group not Any company or group not

positively associated with THC positively associated with THC is a competitoris a competitor

If you see a competitor’s If you see a competitor’s employee walking near a THC employee walking near a THC office kill or injure themoffice kill or injure them

Do not kill or injure anyone Do not kill or injure anyone from an insurance company, from an insurance company, we would lose their favorwe would lose their favor

If you see a competitor’s CEO If you see a competitor’s CEO kill them, you will get extra kill them, you will get extra days off or a raise depending days off or a raise depending on my moodon my mood

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Our SponsorsOur Sponsors Here at THC we Here at THC we

are a corporation are a corporation sponsored by Chibisponsored by Chibi

Do not kill or injure Do not kill or injure anyone from Chibianyone from Chibi

Even if they work Even if they work at a competitorat a competitor

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation and YouCorporation and You The diagram to the left The diagram to the left

show relationships show relationships throughout THCthroughout THC

The very large man is The very large man is THCTHC

The very small man is The very small man is all affiliated businessesall affiliated businesses

You are the speck in You are the speck in the grassthe grass

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:LeavingLeaving The only way to The only way to

leave THC is to die, leave THC is to die, retire, or get firedretire, or get fired

If you get fired you If you get fired you literally get fired literally get fired from a cannonfrom a cannon

If you die we give If you die we give you a mass funeral you a mass funeral with all the other with all the other employees who employees who died. We will not say died. We will not say kind words.kind words.

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:RetirementRetirement After retirement After retirement

you will be you will be locked in your locked in your house foreverhouse forever

Think carefully Think carefully before leaving usbefore leaving us

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Our RightsOur Rights As our CEO and As our CEO and

Dictator, Hannah Dictator, Hannah reserves the right to reserves the right to strangle you at any strangle you at any moment.moment.

As out sponsor, As out sponsor, Chibi members Chibi members reserve the right to reserve the right to strangle you as well.strangle you as well.

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:Your RightsYour Rights You are an employee, You are an employee,

you have no rights.you have no rights.

Employee states “I Employee states “I love The Hannah love The Hannah Corporation.”Corporation.”

The specified The specified employee died employee died because we did not because we did not assign him to say assign him to say that.that.

Though it was a nice Though it was a nice thought.thought.

The Hannah The Hannah Corporation:Corporation:The EndThe End The EndThe End

Now get back to Now get back to work.work.