“Who Would Win in a Fight?”

A bulletin board by

Andrew CrossonResident AssistantSamford University

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

NinjaPros:

•Ancient warrior training•Swords, stars, nun chuck skills•Masks•Stealth•Zen focus

Cons:•No technology•No armor•Uncommon

PiratePros:

•Resourceful•Guns and swords

•(sometimes hooks)•Land & Sea

Cons:•Usually has adisease•Not stealthy•No armor

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McDonald

Pros:•Large•A dinosaur•Birthing hips

Cons:•Purple•Only hangs out with kids•Slow

Pros:•Successful entrepreneur•Huge feet

Cons:•Makes people fat•Is friends with the Hamburgler

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Pros:•Expert martial arts•Flying kicks•Asian

Cons:•Small•No gun•No jokes

Pros:•Bearded

•Some martial arts•Texan

Cons:•Texas Ranger•Does workout

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The Hulk

JuggernautPros:

•Unstoppable when in motion•Professor X’s stepbrother•Not a mutantCons:•Not a mutant•Susceptible to telepathy without helmet

Cons:•Uncontrollable•Rips clothes every time he changes

Pros:•Super strength•Ripped muscles•Uses rage/anger

The Incredibles

Pros:•5 members•Cool uniforms•Varied abilities

Cons:•Haven’t been together long•One’s a baby.•No martial arts training.

Raiden(Mortal Kombat)

Pros:•Lightning power•Teleportation •Martial Arts

Cons:•Old • Weak

Pros:•Strength in Numbers

•Throwable eggs•Can poop you into an egg

Cons:•Weak when alone

•Childish

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