25th Annual Putman County Spelling Bee___________________ _6My Friend, The Dictionary______________________________ _24

Pandemonium________________________________________ _32

I’m Not That Smart__________________________________ _17

Magic Foot__________________________________________ _46

Prayer of The Comfort Counselor________________________ _54

My Unfortunate Erection_ _____________________________ _94

Woe is Me___________________________________________ _60

I Speak Six Languages_ _______________________________ _70

The I Love You Song___________________________________ _78

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