Ten creative uses fora Bulgarian souvenir
1. Decorative refrigerator magnet
2. Tea candle holder with snuffer
3. Soup bowl for people on a diet
4. Paperweight for use on windless days
5. Replacement chess piece
6. Bongo for the Duracell bunny
7. Floatation device for a leaky duck
8. Convenient monocle holder
9. Stylish gear-shift knob
10. Urn for cremated remains of a mouse the cat dragged in
Dedicated to our Queens of Bulgaria
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