Ten creative uses fora Bulgarian souvenir

1. Decorative refrigerator magnet

2. Tea candle holder with snuffer

3. Soup bowl for people on a diet

4. Paperweight for use on windless days

5. Replacement chess piece

6. Bongo for the Duracell bunny

7. Floatation device for a leaky duck

8. Convenient monocle holder

9. Stylish gear-shift knob

10. Urn for cremated remains of a mouse the cat dragged in

Dedicated to our Queens of Bulgaria

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