Machine Cares!
Emotional resilience and teenage suicide: destigmatisation, support for peers, awareness of risks
Complex, layered story Cute permits dark: Terry Gilliam’s ‘Brazil’
meets ‘Hello Kitty’
Mitigating risks
Careful adherence to Samaritans / ChildLine advice
Partnering with ChildLine Original research with TunedIn
MACHINE RULES
MACHINE RULES! PLEASE PRINT THESE OUT AND PUT THEM ON YOUR FRIDGE. OR
SOMEWHERE NICE.
1. NO ROOF ACCESS.
2. NO PETS.
3. MINIMUM TWO HOURS OF TV REQUIRED EACH DAY FOR EACH RESIDENT. But proper TV.
None of that rubbish.
4. Machine is committed to the RIGHT TO PRIVACY. Safety Cameras will be installed in
residents' apartments only in emergencies.
5. Safety Cameras are not to be referred to as 'Punishment Cameras'.
6. Unhappiness will be corrected with KITTEN PICTURES. Here is a sample KITTEN PICTURE:
7. NO KITTENS.
8. NO PETS.
9. All right. Goldfish are permitted. But if you break it YOU CLEAN IT UP.
v10. After the popularity of last month's FREE TEA INITIATIVE Machine will be making
EVERYONE A CUP OF TEA.