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… where did they all go?
The Democrat
s don’t know.
Neither do the
Republicans.
… they’ve decayed with the growth of
partisan politics and the media’s influence on
voters.
The truth is…
So…anybody got a solution
?
Well, we think we
do, anyway.
We at the Progressive Green Party USA want change. We are people
from all different backgrounds, trying to make our communities,
our country, and our world a better place to
live in.
HOLD IT!What
kinds of things
are you proposin
g?
Well, to start things
off, we’ll give you a
brief on the party.(cue
groans)
The first thing to know about the party is that it’s
SMALL!
Oops,
that’s small.
We don’t run candidates; instead, we support them by
campaigning for them any way we
can. We also support organizations and movements in this
way.
The second thing is that
we value free discussion and
dialogue highly.
The third thing is that we stress honesty. If we can’t succeed
without telling a lot of lies, we
DON’T succeed. Period.
Now, for our main platform items:• We are pro-life•We are pro-environment•We are pro-compassion
•We are pro-equality… and, as a
general rule, we favor moderate
positions.
WAIT!There are
many other items on our
current platform.
(Notice we said current)
Our platform is open to constant
debate and revisions.
Anybody can suggest ideas, amendments,
edits, etc.
Okay, so this looks interesting. But how
do I suggest revisions and stuff? I don’t even know where to find your
platform.
Oops, we forgot to tell you about
that.OOPS!
Our entire party so far is located on our website at
progressivegreenparty.wordpress.com.
(The address will be displayed again at the end of the presentation for your
convenience.)
So there you have it! A strapping young political
party ready to take on the big guys. Be sure to visit us at
our website! Thank you for your time! And remember…
Progressive Green is the Way to
Sheen!
Okay, that was a little
corny.
How about…
Calling All Honest
Progressives!
Visit our website: progressivegreenparty.wordpre
ss.com