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(Chicago American.) If you wish to have healthy intes­

tinal organs do not injure, them by the use of cathartics. By this name we mean all those drugs too often given by unwise mothers or friends to children, and, indeed, often used regularly and unnoossarily by muny

I adults who ought to know better. Oal-lomel. salts, sulphur and molasses. I aloes in the form of sirup or pills, ' castor oil; in fact, oils, pills or pow-

„ an dors in any form cause temporary in-! i ' lry and if kept up destroy forever

poiitan, jji , , tnn p ; ( I U | chemical life of the ill-M r . A t - :

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ative. but civilization has deprived man of the instincts of the original man as well as of much of the ex­ercise that kept the abdominal mus­cles active and strong, for the work­ing of these muscles upon the Intes­tines acts as a laxative, because they squeeze fluid into them from the sur­rounding parts. So let us see what we can do at first without the use of the ordinary laxatives in kee"'-up a healthy condition of the bow­els.

To the person who is troubled by foul breath, biliousness and a. head-aohe which accompanies this too fre­quent condition. I emphatically say: Stop all pills, powders and other stuff at once. Get an empty shot bag. Put into this bag about four pounds of

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around for ten or fifteen minutes. This is really a massaging of the liver and intestines. Drink nil the water you can possibly hold before break-

to nourish the body and leave the! fast. If you will go through the .useless to pass on and Anally out of! same massaging in tho morning yon

will sooner get back the lost tone of your intestines and you will not feel the need of pills or potions.

Rut even with al! those natural methods one. Sometimes needs a mild laxative. In a former article I spoke of a saline laxative. What I had ref­erence to was some of the natural mineral waters which contain salts in solution. There are ---"ny of them which are too powerful—act as a pur­gative. These, you should not take. A glass before, breakfast once a week of the milder natural laxative waters will not harm you while getting back to a natural condition.

Hut tho best of all laxatives is fruit. Pears, oranges, figs, apples, berries and the much maligned prune. In fact, the latter fruit is the best nat­ural laxative you can use. for it costs but little and can be obtained throughout the year.

Nature demands that man should help the intestines in their work. All foods prepared from the unbolted meal of the cereal grains are laxa­tives. (Iraham bread or brown bread prepared from unbolted wheat meal is the best for continued use. It is the best complexion maker next to fresh air you can obtain. Cracked wheat for breakfast will almost al­ways bring about a healthy state of tho intestines. Of course, it must be eaten regularly.

If you do not care about a. good complexion, a sweet breath, good spirits, which always go with perfect health, then avoid drinking water in the morning and take tea, paralyze

tines, whore real digestion takes place. As it moves on through twen­ty* five or more foot of the intestines this mass of food is attacked at dif­ferent places bv .iuioos, each of which has a particular duty to perform. For instance, the bile, which flows from tho bile ducts and which is always being made by the liver.

The bile really acts in normal quan­tities sis a soap washing out the in­testines.

Now. anything which harms or dis-i turbs the muscular action of the in-, testines. or causes an increase or de­crease of the .juices which come from

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soda water mixed with chemical ex­tracts floating in your stomach, and restlessly toss in a room from which you have excluded the fresh air.

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was a t o t h e

wonderful living picture of a

rooster that crowed. It appeared on the screen brilliant in its natural col­oring. for all the "chronophone" pic­tures are in natural colors, so that one saw tho bronze sheen of the plum-ace. the red comb and pale, yellow spurs. It flapped its wings, rolled its eyes, thrust its neck upward and for­ward, and from its wide-opened beak there came the triumphant crow. The whole audience could watch the char­acteristic movements of the rooster just as if it were real and living be­fore them.

The picture of the'lion tamer in his den was even more remarkable, for here there was a mixture of sounds, the man speaking, the crack of his whip, the thud of an iron bar falling on the floor of the cage and th$ terri­ble snarls and growls of the lions, all so lifelike that it seemed impossible that the actual lion cage had not boon somehow spirited into the room.

The banjo player, too. seemed to he present in person. The ordinary liv­ing picture of a banjo player .would convey nothing but the purposeless movements of lingers over the strings, but the "chronophone" mad® these living pictures "live."

The possibilities of the invention are obvious. At election times, for in­stance, a great leader can he seen and heard simultaneously in every consti­tuency. The. records of famous people will go down to posterity as they ap­peared and talked. Every town will be able to have its "chronophone" opera house.

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b e e r , p u t o u t w i t h a p a l l • • • • t w o o f w a t e r . W e s e a r c h e d i n v a i n f o r a n y ­t h i n g t o s e r v o t h e p u r p o s e . T h e n i g h t w a t c h m a n r a n d o w n s t a i r s t r . s o u n d t h e a l a r m , t h e r e b e i n g n o a l a r m s i n t h e b u i l d i n g . M e a n w h i l e , w o h a d t o . - t a n d t h e r e - w a t c h i n g f o r t h e t i r o d e ­p a r t m e n t t o r e s p o n d t o t h e d e l a y e d c a l l . "

Mr. Evans argues that the only way to bring about fire prevention is to induce the authorities and all citi­zens to make a stuu.\ of the subject; to draft a plan for fireproofing t.lio city, and to make the contents of buildings, as well as tlu buildings themselves, fireproof. He admits thatj the subject is too large for quick di-' gestion; that it involves alarms,] sprinklers, architecture, and many other elements. The essential thins ;

at present is to arouse the various! communities to the great waste from • f ire and the need for reform. •

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] c a p e r ) w i t h o u t i n j u r i e s f r o m t h e f i r e ! o r f r o m b e i n g c r u s h e d i n t h e p a n i c . [ A l a r g o n u m b e r o f t h e I n j u r e d a r e | d y i n g . V i r t u a l l y e v e r y f a m i l y i n t h e

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BERTILL0M DOES WORK Ml RDERER WAS IDENTIFIED AND CONVICTED BY MARKS ON

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Former Senator Depew says that! under the primary system a candi-j date cannot be gall and gab.

nominated without

Has anybody seen or heard of a;

single assertion made by the I^aFol- j lette managers in this state during' the March primaries that has come true?

That Georgia woman who borrowed her fiance's automobile who was nam­ed Gilbert, in order to elope with and marry a man named Sullivan was seemingly in a Gilbert and Sullivan plot.

Walter L. Houser is conducting a campaign for Senator LaFollette in South Dakota. Let's see. He also conducted one for the senator In Cali­fornia and one in Ohio.

Delegate R. M. Pollock says he be­lieves North Dakota will vote for LaFollette at Chicago so long as he ia a candidate, which probably means that North Dakota will help nomin­ate Taft.

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(, \ew York American, i On the night of June 10 a pedes­

trian walking along an outlying Ber­lin street saw an odd looking heap in an angle of one of the houses. He sauntered over to it, poked it with his cane and then rapped vigorously for the police. He had seen the white face of a dead woman staring up at him.

The police, when they came, left the body as it was. There had been several street murders of women re­cently, each remarkably like the other. The celebrated Prof. Kastner, one of

j Germany's great criminologists, lived j not far away and he was sent for. Dr. Kastner made a minute examination

'of the body. He found that the wom­an had been throttled. The neck was also broken. The search of the police resulted in the finding near the body of a crown Derby hat. This Dr. Kast­ner received with much interest.

The criminologist ordered the body to his laboratory before it was sent to the morgue. He made an examino-tion with his magnifying glass of the marks about the neck. Then he cut carefully away the skin of the throat where the blue prints of the hands of the stranger appeared, dusted the skin with powder, then blew the pow­der away and examined the skin again with his glass. Then he took an odd-looking instrument, somewhat like a magic lantern, but in which the usual slide was replaced by a mirror. He sot the piece of skin in an aper­ture, turned on an electric light with­in the apparatus and on a screen ap­peared an enormously magnified pic­ture of the skin. Dr. Kastner dark­ened the light slightly and examined minutely the image on the screen. There could be seen distinctly lines which seemed to be images of the papillary ridges on the thumbs and Angers.

After this Dr. Kistner turned his attention to the hat found near the body. He examined it under his glass and at last ripping out the sweatband.

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"The inner side of the Angers of coachmen are always worn or cal­loused through the constant friction and the pressure of the reins.

"When I threw up the finger marks on the throat of this murdered wom­an I saw the characteristic marks of the coachman!"

"Granted." said the chief, "but how do you know the length of his thumbs?"

"Easily," smiled the criminologist; "by the marks on the throat. Thev show clearly the size of the thumb's and fingers. And I know the hands must he very powerful because the woman's neck was broken by the sim­ple pressure of the hands."

"Still I do not see how you know

that he has close eyes, a long nose, nor do I see how you can tell the shape of his head," said the chief.

"Simple examination of his hat," replied the criminologist. "If we con­cede that tho hat we found has any­thing to do with the murderer we must admit its evidence. Now Ber-tillon has made charts of thousands of heads. You can always tell the shape of the head of the man who wears a given hat by a study of the marks on the sweatband. My examination of the sweatband of this hat gave me the exact shape of its owner's head. But we never have a forehead like this unless the eyes are set close together. And so I deducted the close-set eyeis. There is almost always an exact re­

lationship between the length of a nose and the length and breadth of the head. People with narrow, long heads have narrow, long noses, and so on. And so I arrived at our man's nose."

"But how about the red hair?" asked the chief.

"I found these hairs r in the hat," answered the criminologist quietly.

Later the police arrested a call driver who had red hair, long thumbs, a long nose and whose head maseure-ments fitted exactly those made by Dr. Kastner from the Derby hat. H* finally confessed to the murder of tha woman in question and three others. He was placed in a criminal asvluni for degenerates.

placed this in the usual magic lantern and threw it up portion by portion on the screen.

Then he turned to the chief of police.

"Let your m e n , " he said, "seek a coachman or cab driver with unusual­ly large and powerful thumbs reach­ing within an inch and a half of the first finger. He has red hair and a narrow forehead, but the back of his head is very broad. His eyes are set ciose together. He has an abnormally long, thin nose. He is the murderer of this woman."

The police were sent out, with in­structions to find the man.

"How do you know he is a coach­man or a cab driver?" asked the Ber­lin chief of police.

"You may ha»c wondered why I cut away the akin of the throat," said the criminologist, "it was because I knew that only In that way would I have a chance to determine what the occu­pation of the murderer was. Now listen. You have, of course, seen that finger prints on glass can be easily brought up by dusting them with the peculiar powder that we use. No hand is absolutely dry. The pores are constantly pouring out their secre­tions. and it is these that leave th« imprint on glass or polished surfaces. But every part of the skin is pouring out these secretions. Therefore a strong clasp of hands even on so yield­ing a surface as the skin must'leave its traces. I brought out these traces by the powder you saw me sprinkle on it. I cut it away because I could get better results through this magic lantern looking instrument than I could through my glass. You saw how. on the screen, the darkened ridges loomed up?"

"I saw that," said the chief, "but I do not see hoy you could know that th.i owner of the hand that mad* these marks was a coachman or a cab driver."

"Every occupation has tis character-is'ic. marks," answered the expert

Grand Forks Oratorio Society Present* the

Minneapolis

Symphony Orchestra EMU. OBERHOFFER, Conductor

at Its SIXTH ANNUAL

Music Festival Admission Prices Allditorilim,

Associate Member ship, $6.00. (Entitles holder to two season tickets.)

Season Tickets, $4.00 each. Single Concerts, $1.50 each.

Seat Reservation Friday, May 31st, 10 a. m.

For Associate Membership Tickets only.

Monday, June 3rd, 10 a. m. For Season Tickets.

Tuesday, June 4th, 10 a. m. For Single Concert Tickets.

All reservations at Getts' Music Store.

Mail orders should be sent to A. C. NODINE, Manager,

Box 664, Grand Forks, N. D.

June 5th and 6th

Four Grand Concerts

Wednesday, June 6th, 2:30 P. M.—Popu­lar Program.

Wednesday, June 5th, 8:16 P. M.—Oper­atic Program.

Thursday, June 6th, 2:30 P. M.—Sympho­ny Program.

Thursday, June 6th, 8:15 P. M.—Oratorio.