A story of a f(r)iend

A friendship day special

Introducsun

During the 13th century, the Khiji dynasty from Afghanistan formed an empire in India.

They needed someone to verify their existence

11 able people were “shortlisted”

Their leader was called Guntza, meaning “to prove” in tribal Afghani

As centuries passed, this noble profession was lost, until 7 generations later…

A boy was born into the Guneta family (descendant of Guntza himself), to revive the family identity and continue the noble cause of verification

Aaaaa-shisha

Thick puffs of grey smoke filled the

lands of IIM Bangalore when this special being marked

his entry.

It could have been from the large lamps that were lit for his welcome, but it was

mostly because Amanpreet was doing shisha.

Pink Slip

Here’s presenting Ashish Guneta aka Guntu aka Guntz aka Gunnu

aka the guy with pink slippers sized 5

Pink slip is also what he receives when he tries to enter unknown women’s chambers. To steal the said woman’s slippers

Hair raising achievements

Favourite kinds of Spikes

1/7 billion, Awarded for exceptional academic

performance

(S)leaps and bounds

During internship Rest of the year

Being happy and gay

Stuff that makes Guntz happy

Stuff that makes Guntz gay

Only if it weren’t for Kapitosh

Kya baat kar raha hai?

“Guntz, I just ran 6 kms, followed by 30 minutes of bench-press, followed by 200 surya namaskars and finally, a trek to the moon.”

Kya baat kar raha hai, bey?

“Guntu, I just finished writing 3 anonymous posts about myself. Totally non controversial ones”

Kya baat kar raha hai, bey?

“Bro, Singhsation has just been requested to manage Daler Mehndi’s marketing campaign” Kya baat kar raha hai, bey?

sWAG

Guntu, when not around ladies Guntu, for the ladies

P(ya)R

“Hamara PR kaisa hoga Ashish Guneta jaisa hoga”

- Heard during PR elections

“Ab ki baar… Guntu PR”

Talk on Aug 2,2015

Venue: L square Time: 0000 hours Requirement: 3 per block Dress code: Leather chappals

May many, many glad tidings accrue* Happy, happy birthday Guntu

* - had to put an accounting jargon