1. { IRON VALUES Trailer Park Challenge Chapter 6 2. Welcome
back, readers! And welcome back, Neo! How was your first day of
school? Neodymium: The teacher told me to give this note to Mom 3.
Ilo: No, you divide the outcome with 3 Did you behave nice today?
Neo: Of course, Mom! Ms Ottomas said I was remarkably silent
whenever she was in the room. 4. Praseodymium Uranium 5. SO CLOSE.
6. Oh please, this is nothing compared to my Build a Royal Post-
Apocalyptic Queendom. #selfpromote 7. Yay, now I can get rid of the
maternity wear! :D 8. A boy! Californium is a radioactive synthetic
metal named after the University of California. One microgram emits
170 million neutrons per minute, making it a biological hazard.
Ilo: Whos my little biological hazard? You are! 9. Neo: Yay, a new
minion! 10. Blond girl, redheaded girls, blond boy. Because Bruce
(and Andrea Hogan) dye their hair. Pras: Zzz-wait, someone is
getting more attention than me 11. Pras: WUAAAH! HUJK SMASH! 12.
Pras: {I DEMAND A DIAPER CHANGE THIS EXACT MINUTE.} 13. Pras:
Haisheer! Ilo: Thats right honey! Pras : {Finally the recognition I
deserve.} 16. The potty training doesnt seem to go as well. 17. YOU
HAVE SEVEN NEAT POINTS FOR PETES SAKE. SEVEN. Though where theyre
from is a mystery. 18. As soon as one diaper is picked up, another
one is dropped. *mumble*Why did I ever pick sloppy*mumble* 19.
Bruce: Wheres Daddy? Thats right, behind Mommys legs! Pras: Tiwed!
20. Neo: Here I a- oh. Pras: Sister scawy! 21. Pras: UWAAAH! 22. Do
you have anything to say for yourself, Bruce? Do you? Bruce: I was
under the influence of an all-powerful, all-seeing hypocritic
voice. 23. Thats what you happen when drinking something past its
expiration date. Have some glowing milk instead! Ilo: Whats this
stuff made of anyway? Tuna fish and lightning bulbs, what do I
care. 24. Sims 2, where the Social Worker comes for children
playing in the snow but not for the ones forced to work in
plantations. 25. Ah, the diaper fears how I loathe them. 26. Just
wait a little til the tomatoes are ripe! I know you can! Good luck
on those wants by the way. 27. Time for a date! 28. Yowch. Well, at
least she didnt drop fully. 29. Yeah, yeah. I know. Get lovey-dovey
already. 30. There we go! 31. This is the stuff dreams are made of.
32. Uh oh. 33. And it is now that I send them to a community lot.
34. But not to shop, heavens no. I want my challenge points. 35.
Samsara Phillips: You shouldnt have hid the chalk in Uncle Ottomass
coffee mug during class. Neo: It wasnt me! I was busy placing tacs
in his chair stuffing! 36. Neo: What do you mean you dont want to
play Punch me punch you? 37. Neo: I need to pinch myself. Theres no
way a person this lame can exist. 38. I OFFICIALLY HEART YOU MORE
THAN I ALREADY DO, BEATRICE MARYLENA. 39. Why I never! 40. Hubba
hubba! Sorry to break your mood Ilo, but we need to go back. 41.
The girls caught mostly boots, so I bought a juicer. 42. Hail the
potty god! If you dont know that reference, you have not taken part
of one of the highlights of Sim literature. Google Apocalypso
A-Go-Go after youve read this chapter. 43. Ilo: RAAAAAWR! 44.
Theyre so cute at this age. They cry for minimal reasons. 45. I
guess all good things must come to an end You really remind me of
your sisters. Neat like Uranium and Grouchy like Neo. 46. Andrea: I
sensed my offspring toddlerifying. Shush. Go back to your townie
nest. 47. Man, these things sure do attract bugs! 48. Its the night
of the living toddlers! Theyre coming to get you, Bruce! 49. So
this is what a boot looks like when chopped up
