Dealing With All The Evils That The Game Will Bring

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“Gettin’ Paid!”,That’s All He SpokeStory Recounted by Jan Bak

‘He’ got so eager to ‘make it’, that he tried to buy the entire city

He came

Got a job

Rented a place

He saw

Met some buddies

Found a lady friend

Put some money into a savings account

He f’d up

Lacked respect

Insufficient aspiration

But he didn’t own the land

LIGHT MY CIGAR

Jan Bak

A Cigar And Coffee Is Better Than Fornication And Food

Dominican

Nicaraguan

Colombian

Starbucks

Intelligentsia

Lowe’s Coffee

MAYBE NOT

OKAY……

Caterpillars Become Butterflies? –No, Bad Bitches Get Badder

That exotic girl I used to kick it with was

quite attractive, but now she’s really

f****** hot

Damn, I messed up

NOT REALLY

ON SECOND THOUGHT…

Stupid Meaningless Charts

F*** these lame ass

charts

Get that technical jargon out of my face

I Like Eating Sunflower Seeds In Poland

Tips For Success InThe Corporate World

Do not make your ‘corporate laugh’ too obnoxious or too intimidating

Consider the signal you are sending by bringing the unmarried person you are having intercourse with to

your company holiday party

Avoid intimate relationships with secretaries and opposing attorneys

Think through whether or not it is a good idea to trust somebody who says “I don’t like to throw people

under the bus right away”

DO NOT TRY TO FIT A SQUARE PEG INTO A ROUND HOLE

Check yourself

(for buffoonery, malarkey, and

tomfoolery)

16x9

4x3

Opportunity CostJan Bak

Rather be in the Northeast in an office or in South Florida on the water?

Nerds On Computers Salesmen On Boats

OR

All this employer worship has gone way too far – Thanks, Trump

Businessweek: How Walmart Keeps

An Eye On Its Massive Workforce

Keep an open eye…

For them haters

Jan Bak

Break The Ice

Get To Know You

Build Your Confidence

Play Subtle Mind Games

Question The Meaning Of Your Life

Cash Your Checks

Agenda

It's a trip, when you feel your enemies/But can't figure out who’s who,

keep it true

A Small World

Ernest Hemingway Is The Man

People Love Their Dogs

Saint Nicholas Solves Most Problems

We All Need Water

The Rules Of Society

Those short stories are baller as hell, and the longer books are legit

Even lazy people have read The Old Man And

The Sea

Ernest Hemingway

Is The Man

I knew it wouldn’t last when she put her dog

ahead of me in terms of her life priorities

But at least then I knew she wasn’t crazy

People Love

Their Dogs

Had a small fight with my girlfriend at the time

Put a Nordstrom gift card under her pillow, she bought new jeans, then the sex got wild

again

Saint Nicholas

Solves Most

Problems

Don’t ask a dumb question and say ‘Why?’

Because if you don’t have water you will die,

that’s why!

We All Need Water

I set dates, but rarely go on them

Pasta In A BagJan Bak

A Lot Of Things I Enjoy, At Least One Person Had A

Problem With At Some Point Here’s a few samples

Simple Things I Enjoy That Are Rational

▪ Breakfast burritos

▪ Attractive women in yoga pants

▪ Coffee brewed at Starbucks instead of brewed at home

▪ UGK, Future, Chief Keef

▪ Maxed-out credit cards

▪ Digital-based entrepreneurship

▪ Cross-cultural relationships

▪ Pasta in a bag

How Things Work

Mention something

newWTF?

I tell people it’s the future

He’s crazy

People gossip

about my sanity

Get some help

All of a sudden one day

it’s a staple in their lives

It’s smart

I get phone calls

asking for my help

What’s next

Who does he think he is?!

The nerve of that kid…

Stock photo of a smug professional

I’m Amazing, And Kind Of A Big Deal –What They Want, I Already Have

Even If You Are Amazing, One Should Never Believe They Are Above Cleaning Their Own Refrigerator

If You Feel You Are So Big That You Expect Other People To Clean Your Fridge A 6th Time

Just Because They Did It 5 Times Before…Then You Just A Bitch

It’s Never Too Late To Stop Being A Bitch

Tall BallJan Bak

This Is My Starting Five Dream Team

Key Attribute

Height

My Ranking in ‘Greatest Players Of All Time’

Categories

Point Guard

Key Attribute –Orchestration

Height – 6’ 8’’

Ranking – #1

Shooting Guard

Key Attribute –Scoring

Height – 6’ 6’’

Ranking – #2

Small Forward

Key Attribute –Resilience

Height – 6’ 9’’

Ranking – #9

Power Forward

Key Attribute –Chemistry

Height – 6’ 11’’

Ranking – #4

Center

Key Attribute –Defense

Height – 6’ 9’’

Ranking – #10

6th Man

Kobe!

SMHJan Bak

SHE TOLD ME I HADNO CONSCIENCE

This was after she went to China and tried to keep her illicit romance a secret

UNCULTURED FOLKS HAVE NOPROBLEM DROPPING LINGO

LIKE ‘ANCHOR BABY’ AND‘WELFARE QUEEN’

Yet they have no concept of how to make money other than by being a victim of corporate exploitation

HE LOOKED ME IN MY EYESAND TOLD LIES WITH SO

MUCH FEAR THAT HEDEFECATED HIMSELF

Obviously he made sure to avoid mention of his gambling and alcohol addictions

SOME FOOLS KNOWPASSAGES FROM EVERY

BOOK IN THE BIBLEStill they don’t know to wear a prophylactic every

time they are premaritally inside of a woman

NO MATTER THE WEATHER, HUMANS WILL SCHEME

AND PLOT TO TRY AND MAKE THINGS BETTER

NO, I DON’T SHAKE MY HEAD

SOME MEN CALL ME A NUISANCE, SOME WOMEN CALL ME A BLESSING

I THINK I’M PERFECT HOW THE UNIVERSE

MADE ME

Every Day Is SaturdayJohnny Bak

In the United States today, we are quick to polarize our lifestyles into 2 distinct groups

Working So Hard

• Sacrificing everything for work and the ideal of getting wealthy

• Looking down on people different from oneself

• Blaming politicians for all problems and challenges

Just Getting By

• Moving at one’s own pace regardless of what others may think or say

• Being overly naïve to the realities of social systems

• Embracing the concept that money and material are evil

Neither of those lifestyles is a key to happinessThink big

The World

Money

LoveSex

When your boss is spazzing out and you are having trouble seeing what they are mad about

Let them know there are several things worse than being stuck in the office

• Earthquakes

• Tsunamis

• Volcanoes

• Tornadoes

• Famines

• Asteroids

• Ebola And Such

Jan Bak, Once Upon A Time

You would think with all this cash and affection from women that I should be the happiest man alive

Jan Bak, Humor Is The Only Way To Deal With All This Nonsense

It’s only when those closest to you take issue with most of what you do that you realize the hypocrisy humans are truly capable of

Jan Bak, There’s More To Life Than Materialism And Imperialism

Everything in moderation, except meaningful mingling with nice girls and smartly placed working capital…those things never get old

Money talksMazes confuse

Emptiness echoes

Money talks

Mazes confuseEmptiness echoes

Currents, Sea, & CurrencyJan Bak

History ebbs and flows, so best to stay in the know

December 31, 2015 The End Of Days

Basically the start of the English-speaking

culture, officially1066

Respect? So Far Back, Who Cares?

The Great American Experiment, began with a huge middle

finger & F-U to the law1776

Courageous? Hypocritical?

Firebombing that one German city, Kurt

Vonnegut later told a story1944-45

Diabolical? Cosmic Justice?

Atomic bombs over Hiroshima and

Nagasaki –Tragic1945

Unnecessary? Prevented Many More Deaths?

Birth of a corruption stomper &

obliviousness crusher1990

Useless? History Making?