Some Days It’s Not Even Worth Chewing Through the

Restraints.

Why do psychics have

to ask you your name?

People like you

are the reasonpeople like me

Need Medication!

Your Opinionis

Simply Wrong. . .

5 out of 4people havetrouble with

fractions

If The First Three New Actuators

Didn’t Fix It; Why Do You

Think A Fourth New One Will?

Stress is when you wake up screaming

and then realize you haven’t

gone to sleep yet . . .

Please Don’t Stare:

Jealouslyis SO

unattractive!

So, did you eat a bowl of Stupidfor breakfast?

There is no reason to act

Stupid;Even if you are so good at it…

What do you mean you

need me to work eight days this

week?

Jesus Loves You

(but I’m still His favorite!)

Silly Boys,TRUCKSare for GIRLS

I’m on aDRINKING

TEAMwith a bowling problem

Sarcasm: Just One

More Service I Offer.

I’m Only WearingBLACK

Until They Make

Something Darker

I’m Only Half Evil

333

Especially when you work around so

many asses.

ManureOccuret

h

With Luck and Planning - I’ll

BeAble to Retire Before I’m 100

Am I Just Getting Older or

Is the SupermarketBeginning to Play Really

Great Music?

A Clear Conscience is Usually the

sign of a bad memory

I’m Not Crazy;

I’m Eccentric

It’s All EnglishTo Me

Dr. Edward Deming?

We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Deming!

If you think you have personnel who are not

performing, the most likely causeis a lack of supportfrom management.

U.S. Air Force Supervisor Training Course

You’re SoOpen-minded

Your Brains Fell Out.

Come to think of it,

You Really AREStupid

Today is the TomorrowYou Worried

AboutYesterday

“All I Wanted Was An

Honest Week’s Pay

For An Honest Day’s

Work.”- MSgt. Bilko

There is No Problem That

Can’t Be Made Worse With the Help of Direct Management Involvement.