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Kelley’s odyssey
A tale of fashion,
addiction and sex
Things started beautifully for Kelley
She shone like an angel in her first white dress (the first of many!)
But then times got tough...
Kelley ended up on the streets
Kelley started working at a young age to
make ends meet
She tried accountancy
first...
Then tried her hand at
carpentry...
Some nude modelling...
Farming....
Space cadet...
An extra on Coronation Street...
She even joined the Amish
community and lived off the land
for a while...
Finally....she found her
true calling as a fashion guru
Her first style was her classic favourite...the white dress
She influenced some classic 80’s looks including the iconic ‘bowler bob’
Kelley tried out many of her styles on her sister Cathy
Don’t forget to accessorise dahling!
Kelley became quite the high flyer in the fashion world
She wouldn’t be seen dead in New York without her white stretch limo
After the glory days of the 80’s, Kelley began to
loose her fashion direction
Things began to get nasty...
Kelley and Carla has fierce rivalry over who had the biggest jacket
When Carla turned up with a giant bag, things really got bitter....
In true diva style, Kelley stormed off....
The fashion feud continued for years...
And years....
The rivalry continues to
this day!
Kelley decided to try some
experimental fashions to get
back on track....
She looked to the Middle East for inspiration
Then got some inspiration from Fossett’s circus for shoe styles...
When the pigeons attack, it’s not a good sign
A trip to Hollywood turned things around and she found her glamour streak again
From then on fashion faux pas only occurred en masse...
Wow, these shapeless outfits couldn’t get any worse!
Yes, they could!
Outside school, things began to change...
Although the days of fake tan and ghds were still in the distant future
Things improved gradually....
And before long Kelley
had returned to her fabulous
self again
Although she still has the odd lapse
occassionally
Sometimes she doesn’t even bother to change out of her PJs and slippers to walk down the
road!
Or to go to the chipper-
scandalous!
The demon drink was to
blame!
Kelley is quite fond of the odd tipple
Maybe a little too fond!
Kelley and her friends regularly attend rehab for their problem
They are forced to live like rabbits for weeks on end
Kelley doesn’t have much willpower unfortunately
With her career sorted, Kelley began on her
quest to find Mr. Right
Kelley loved getting close and
personal with Mickey
Pinocchio lied......
he said he only had eyes for
Kelley
Kelley went on the
rebound......eek!
When all else failed...
While some followed the
righteous path, Kelley
went a different direction
She took a liking to the
more mature man...
She always liked the bad
boys..
She shared a few strange fetishes with her friends
During Kelley’s teenage
year’s, she was in love with men at the same
time
Things could have been
very different if it had worked
out!
Then one summer, along came a dreamboat...
Kelley got pretty close to him...
She even has a root through his belongings!
He decided not to hang around after that incident!..
Things weren’t working out with the celebrity types so Kelley tried her luck with a few Dublin
lads
Then she went out with this Italian fella...
He wasn’t half the man she
thought he was
Then Kelley was swept away by a handsome Meath farmer
Awww....
And they both lived happily
ever after
Although the agricultural
influence has done nothing for Kelley’s
shoe collection
The End