- 1. The World According to LWW An explanatory guide into the
inner philosophy of El Dubby Dub. Presented by Drew
2. The Basic Theory
- After several years of careful observation and analysis, I have
broken down the LWW belief system into what I call The LWW
Hierarchy of Men
3. This hierarchy is the way that LWW views the world from his
native habitat of behind the computer screen. 4. The Hierarchy
- Military/Military personnel
5. LWW
- LWW is the highest being. There is nothing above LWW. He is the
smartest most knowledgeable of all of god's creations.
6. LWW is infallible. If you attempt to disprove any LWW idea,
you will be labeled a bleeding heart liberal and your argument will
be disregarded with such terms as strawman. It is best to not mess
with the LWW. 7. Republican Government
- Republican government is the highest state.
8. Primarily focusing on national security, Republican
Government maintains any and all rights to nationalize private
property, incarcerate without trial, and seize all citizens'
rights. 9. Leaders in Republican Government enjoy the same
infallibility as the LWW. 10. Only LWW can override policies of
Republican Government 11. Military/Military Personnel
- Military is the strong arm of Republican Government.
12. Military personnel enjoy more rights than any other citizen.
13. Military personnel (regardless of other factors) MUST be
respected as the highest of all non-intellectual, non-LWW beings.
14. Republican Intellectuals
- The Republican Intellectual is responsible for spinning and
packaging all Republican ideas into pill form for the masses.
15. Republican Intellectuals are generally the smartest and most
intuitive of all citizens with the exception of LWW. 16. The
Masses
- The masses are generally stupid insignificant Americans.
17. They can be molded to fit any form and cannot be trusted to
make decisions. 18. The masses inherently do not possess any
rights, however government may, from time to time, choose to grant
certain privileges to the masses. 19. Obamatron
- Obamatrons are the lowest of all intelligence classes.
20. Obamatrons are usually of minority descent and can be found
at various welfare offices. 21. Obamatrons do not work and hope for
the state to feed them. 22. Obamatrons can be found in large groups
chanting HOPE! 23. Democrat Government
- Democrat Government wishes to control the world.
24. Democrat Government conspires with terrorists for the
complete destruction of America. 25. All natural and social
disasters since the beginning of time can be traced back to
Democrat Government. 26. Non-Americans
- Non-Americans have no rights at all.
27. Non-Americans are terrorist scum with only a single goal:
the complete destruction of America. 28. Most Non-Americans are
communists. 29. Acknowledgements
- I'd like to thank Windows Live images and AZBilliards for the
images. I'd also like to thank AZBilliards for the venue in which I
performed my research.
