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By Ammara Junaidi
Han ji ye wohi Sherry Reh-
man hain jo pehlay isi hu-
koomat mei Information
Minister reh chuki hain aur
kafi mashoor politician aur
journalist honay ke sath
sath Pakistan Red Crescent
Society ki Chairperson bhi
hain. Wesay in k i
maqbooliat ka graph chhat
tor kar seedha asmaan ki
taraf tou tab shoot kiya tha
jab adliya bahaali ki muhim
k silsilay mei Karachi mei
aik rally hui thi 12 May
2007 ko. Khair… ab kia
kahain ye qissa purana bo-
hot huwa! Ab Sherry koi
rock star tou hain nahi k
apni album release kar k
back with a bang ho jhayen.
isliye majbooran unhain
America mei Pakistan ki
Ambassador hi banna para.
Jesa ke everybody knows
(we hope) ke wo involved
raheen thi Pakistan's Blas-
phemy Law ko reform karne
mei, jiski waja se unhain
religious groups ki mukhali-
fat ka saamna karna par
raha tha. uske baad wo
probably scene se disappear
hi hogyi then. Kyun ke, jaan
to sbko pyari hoti hai! Us
din ke baad se ye Sherry ka
news headlines mei aanay
ki pehli kaavish hay… aur
wo bhi with a big BANG!
Ajkal ki most popular po-
litical talk 'Memogate' hay
jis ki waja se Mr Husain
Haqqani ko resignation
dena para kyun ke accord-
ing to that memo unho ne
President Asif Ali Zardari
ki ijazat se ye memo Am-
reeka bheja or unse madad
mangi ke ek military coup
wapis bhejein after Osama
Bin Ladin was killed on
may 2. Husain Haqqani ka
kehna hay unse jo records
mangey gaye, unhon ne de
diye hain. Aur scandal mei
kis ne kya kiya, waqt hi
bataye ga.
Fifty-year-old Ms Sherry
Rehman (inki age ka bara
charcha horha hai ajkal, to
humne socha hum bhi kar-
lein zara sa zikar) Federal
Information Minister rahi
hain PPP government ki
aur politics join karne se
pehle unhon ne journalism
ki field mei bhi kafi teer
maray hain, isilye unhon
ne government ke media ko
pareshan karne ki waja se
2009 mei resign krdia tha,
unse zyada media ki tak-
leef kon samajh sakta tha.
Wo hamesha women aur
minority rights ki repre-
sentation krti rhi hain. Un-
hon ne foreign policy issues
mei ek eham role play kiya.
Aur khawateen ki reserved
seats pe wo National As-
sembly mei do dafa elect
hochuki hain 2002 aur
2007 mei. Ab pata nahi
yar, net pe tou yehi likha
hay. Meri kon si chahi ki
puttar hay ke muje direct
pata ho ga.
Prime Minister ke tarju-
man ka kehna hay ke
Prime Minister sahab
Sherry Rehman ko Am-
reeki ambassador appoint
krne per khush hain. Aur
President Zardari bhi boht
happy happy hain, unke
mutabiq Pak-US relations
ko Sherry Rehman jesay
independent-minded log hi
behtar bana sktay hain.
Sherry e kaha ke wo Pak-
US relations ko strong ba-
nanay aur International
forums mei Pakistan ke
interests ke liye kaam
karengi.Chalain ji let‘s
hope so. That is what we
can do after all. Nahi?
.
Letters to Shashca! 3
Filmy Baatain 3
Yar Ye Check Kar 3
Rows 4
Upcoming Event 7
Issue ke andar Sherry Rehman back with a BANG!
Issue # 2 16 pages Price: aik smile
Qureshi joins PTI By Zunaira Sheikh
Sometimes relationships
are ended for you to wake
up.
Jee han, bilkul theek sam-
jhay aap. Ye breakup huwa
hay Shah Meh-
mood Qureshi
ka aur Zardari
sahib ka.
Kuch hi dair
baad qureshi
sahb hamein
p a r l i a m e n t
h o u s e k a y
samny kuch bol-
t a y h u w a y
dhekai diye tou
hum bhi chal
paray yeh jan-
nay ke liye ke
aakhir huwa kia
hay. Wo farma
rahay thay ke
aaj mujhe bohot afsos ho
raha hay ke mai apnay
rastay PPP se alag kar raha
hun jin ke sath mai ne 20
saal guzaray. Aur unhon ne
kaha ke President Zardari
has diverted from the vision
of Benazir Bhutto ye ke
Zardari sahib Benazir ki
policies ko un ke sath hi
dafna chukay hain. He fur-
ther said that all those peo-
ple can be seen in cabinet
who abandoned Benazir
Bhutto in her life time.
Ab yahan dhekiye ek bar
phir Qureshi demand kar-
tay nazar aa rahay hain.
Unho ne chief justice se ye
demand ki hay ke Manzoor
Ijaz ke claim pay suo
motto action lia jaye that
he was handed a memo by
President Zardari to be
delivered to Admiral Mike
Mullen. Nahi ji ye ―suo
motto‖ action ka relation
―mota‖ honay se nahi hay.
Is ka matlab hota hay ke
koi aisa case shuru karna
jo ke adaalat apni marzi se
kar day, bagher kisi ban-
day ki request ke. Shayd isi
liye Qureshi sahib ne re-
quest karna zaroori samjha
is action ke liye.
Khair Qureshi sahib khud
tou darya mei jump kar hi
chukay hain per ab unhain
tasalli nahi ho rahi. Ab wo
apnay baqi friends ko bhi
bula rahay hain aur un say
appeal ker rahay hain ke
wo bhi resign kar dain aur
logon ko decide karnay
dain kaun right hay aur
kaun wrong.
Qureshi said ke mai
sab ko recall karva
dun ke I was the only
district Nazim who
rendered his resigna-
tion during the tenure
of Pervez Musharraf
when Faryal Talpur,
the sister of President
Zardari, was district
Nazim of Nawabshah.
―I was also the only
district Nazim who
did not welcome
Pervez Musharraf
during the referen-
dum,‖ he said and
hence proved ke un ki
yaddasht bari taiz
hay.
27 November ko unho ne
aik aur gathering se khi-
taab kia aur announce kar
dia k wo Pakistan Tehreek
e Insaf (PTI) join kar rahay
hain. Kafi roz se Nawaz
Sharif (jo aaj kal PML-N
mei hotay hain) aur Imran
Khan (jo PTI ke chairman
hain) is taak mei thay ke
ye oonth kis karvat bethta
hay. Lo ji, aa gaya ye Im-
ran bhai ki goad mei!
Sharjeel Memon
Resigns By Shazia Abid
Tujhpe qurban meri jaan, mera
dil mera emaan, yaari meri kehti
hay yaar pe kardun seat qur-
baan! Qurbani, qurbani, qur-
bani… Allah ko pyari hy qurbani!
You guys must have heard that
but the Former Minister of Infor-
mation of Sindh, Sharjeel
Memon , has proved it right.
Sharjeel Memon London tou
bohat baar gaye hongay magar
London jana unhain kabhi itna
mehanga nahi para hoga ke min-
istry se hi haath dhona par jaye.
Actually, he went to London with
the famous Dr Zulfikaar Mirza,
which is the violation of
PPParty's policy.
Sharjeel Memon ka kehna tha ke
going London with Dr Zulfikaar
Mirza was his personal decision
which has nothing to do with
party magar Sharjeel sahib, your
personal decision has cost you
the ministry! President Zardari
being the co-chairman of PPP
assured the delegation of MQM
that disciplinary action would be
taken against Memon. Itefaq se
Sadar sahab apni baat ke pakkey
nikley aur shamat agai Sharjeel
Memon sahab ki. London se wa-
pas atey hi after meeting with
President Zardari, Sharjeel
Memon ne apna resignation de
diya jo Sadar sahab ke hukum pe
accept bhi hogaya. Bhei wah!
Dosti ho to aisi! Wo hy na… Ye
dosti hum nahi torenge ..
chorenge ministry; tera saath na
chorenge!
Kuch khaas news
Peshawar to host Voice
of Nation Youth Confer-
ence!
(Page 3)
Rescue Training by
Payaam Trust
(Page 7)
MAD—become an An-
droid Guru
(Page 3)
Comsats Dhuzz!
(Page 6)
TEDxNUST
(Page 7)
SMS per ban lagnay
wala hay
(Page 2)
Men say ―I love you‖
more quickly than do
women
(Page 2)
Shashca Dictionary
(Page 3)
www.dastatic.wordpress.com
ing ―F word‖ (samjh to gaye hi hounge
aap), ―Jesus Christ‖ and so on. Even if
you have a friend named ―Butt‖, you
can't message his name. Bolay to Butt
By Shazia Abid
Aaj tak aap ne ye tou bohat
suna hoga ke mun sambhaal k
baat karo, magar thanks to our
government jis ne tabdeeli
lanay ka faisla kar lia hay. Ye
phrase ab change hokar jald hi
―haath sambhaal ke type karo‖
hojaye ga!
Government has decided to
implement a rule jis mein text
messages mei use honay walay
kafi saaray words pe ban laga
dia jaye ga. In words mei bohat
se aise words shaamil hain
jinhe hum bohat casually use
kartey hain.
These words include ―tongue‖,
―athlete‘s foot‖, all sentences contain-
sahab ko Butt sahab kehna bhi jurm
hay. Chalo acha hay, ab ―aik
dafa aik Butt tha‖ walay
messages se tou jaan chuttay
gi!
A Christian MPA protested
in Sindh Assembly over the
ban of the word ―Jesus
Christ‖ ke how will they
wish Christmas now? Is our
goverment trying to deprive
the christians from their reli-
gious rights? What about our
freedom of speech? Is this
democracy? Lo tou call kar
ke kar do bhai wish. Is mei
aisi kon si pareshani ki baat
hay. Aur jahan tak question hay De-
mocracy ke, tou wo tou revenge hay
na bhai. Revenge mei tou ab aisay hi
hota hay.
Oye haath sambhaal ke!
SMS per ban lagnay wala hay!
Khatray ki ghanti investor tapak hi paray.
Positive signs bhi nazar nahi aa rahay.
Aray, aray! Vital Signs nahi bola jo khush
ho rahay hain ap. Yahan baat ho rahi hay
IMF se loan ki. Fast out flow on debt ser-
vicing aur current account ne hi problem
create ker rakhay hain. Ab tou halaat yehi
ho gaye hain ke the economy is so bad,
people are standing behind George Bush
wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
Ek aur ghanti bajti nazar aa rahi hay hu-
main yahan per. Kia? Apko awaz bhi aa
rahi hay? Ji wo hay decline in FDI. Nahi
nahi, ye ―Faaltu Da Ilmiya‖ nahi hay. FDI
hay Foreign Direct Investment.
Muhammad Sohail, CEO of Topline Secu-
rities, ko dheko. Dheko zara kia bol rahay
hain. Nahi, dheko nahi. Parho zara ab.
―The deficit is higher than our expecta-
tions. They may affect value of Pakistani
rupee once the central bank stops support-
ing the local currency.‖ He further said
that higher current account deficit will
also compel State Bank to carefully evalu-
ate the policy interest rate decision‖ oho
pappu yar tang na ker ab esay bol ker.
At last local currency apna relation U.S.
dollar ke sath banay mei kaamyab hoti
nazar aa rahi hay, last one and a half year
se. Aur is kamyabi ke peechay guess what
kis ka hath hay? Ji han, State Bank ka! Ap
kia smjhy? Iski reason ye bhi hay, current
account surplus in fiscal year 2011.
By Zunaira Sheikh
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself
at the ground and miss."
Kisi nay flying ko learnig bola hay per
yahan tou kuch aur hi nazar aa raha hay.
Zara ghaur se dhekiye. Ji bayshak glasses
laga lain, humein koi objection nahi. Paki-
stan ko is baar phelay say bhi 3 times
ziada deficit face karna para hay current
accounts mei jo ke hurdles ki taraf hi is-
hara kar raha hay. Bhai hurdles ki taraf
isharay ka bola hay, aap kahan dekh ra-
hay hain. Wapis aa jayen aur agay per-
hain zara aur janiye aur.
According to State Bank (yeh koi insan
nahi hay, Bank hi hay jo insano se chalta
hay, aur actually ye unhon ne hi yeh
btaya hay ke) this time current account
defict reached to 2 percent, jab ke last
year it was just 8 percent. Lagta hay ye
shayad isi liye bola gaya hay ―if you fail to
prepare, then prepare to fail‖.
Khair ab itni bhi horrible baat nahi hay
ye, kyun ke picture abhi baqi hay! Aur us
picture ka aik secne ye bhi hay ke 24 per-
cent remittances being send by overseas
Pakistanis are still higher. Chalo ab ba-
jaoo taalian iss baat per.
Ab ek nazar trade per. Suna hay ke yahan
bhi muasam kharab hi hay last four
months se. Aur tou aur foreign investment
bhi almost negligible ho chuki hay, 180
millions Pakistani economy ke liye. Chalo
sab gaana gao phir ―kaalay megha, kaalay
megha, paani tou barsaao‖. Shayed koi
Kitnay aadmi thay? hay. Who can forget Miandad‘s fa-
mous six out of the park in Sharjah
Cup Final! Halan-ke humari Genera-
tion may kisi nay wo match nahi
daikha ho ga, but koi aisa Cricket fan
nahi jis ne us match ke baray mei na
suna ho.
Khair kuch aisa hi Pakistan kay sath
By Muhammad Saad Amir
―Yar ye tou jeeta hua match hum haar
gaye‖, ye alfaz to hum sab ne kafi dafa
sunay hain aur is jumlay ke aik aik
lafz ke dard
ki shiddat
aik sacha
Cricket ka
s h a y d a y i
(oh matlab
fan yar!) hi
jaan sakta
hay. Par wo
kehtay hain
na ke acha
waqt aur
bura waqt
kabhi pooch
kar nahi
atay, aur
jahan tak
P a k i s t a n
C r i c k e t
Team ki
baat hay
tou bhai
yahan tou
kisi se kuch
p o o c h n a y
ka ravaaj hi
nahi hay,
yahan tou
bus kaam
kar dia jata
hay. Paki-
stan Team
duniya ki
wahid team
hay jo same
playing 11
ke sath aik
match bu-
ray tariqay
se haar
sakti hay, aur agla hi match us se bhi
zaida buray tariqay say harra sakti
hay. Bas samjo Shashca hi ha.
Sharjah hamesha say Pakistan ke liye
doodh jalebi se zaida mazaydaar raha
pichlay teen chaar matches say ho
raha hay. Jun hi banda hopeless ho
kar match daikhna band karta hay,
usi waqt chamatkaar
hota ha aur Pakistan ka
palla bhari hona shuru ho
jata hay. After winning
the series 4-1 against Sri
Lanka, agar banda Sri
Lankano se poochay ke
kitnay admi thay? Tou
admi tou kafi thay but
jawab mei shayd ―sirf aik
hi tha‖ sunaai day ga. ji
han, Shahid Khan Afridi!
Wo player jo as a spin
bowler aya tha aur jald hi
apni khoon khunwaar
batting ki badalot Boom
Boom ke naam se jana
janay laga, did it once
again. Shahid Afridi
emerged to the interna-
tional scene with a big
'boom' as he scored the
fastest ODI century (off
37 balls) in his first inter-
national innings (second
ODI match) against Sri
Lanka in 1996. And in
2011 Afridi ne phir se Sri
Lanka ke chakay
chura diye. Especially in
the 4th ODI jahan par he
scored 75 off 65 balls and
took 5 wickets while giv-
ing 35 runs to the opposi-
tion. Aur is tarha janab
Afridi phelay player ban
gay to score a fifty and
take 5 wickets twice.
Yaqeenan ye match Paki-
stani logon ke liye kisi
garma garam biryani se
kam nahi tha.
Akhir mei har Pakistani ki zaban par
bohot arsay baad ye words thay: ―yar
ye to hum haara hua match jeet
gaye!‖.
By Shazia Abid
―I love you‖… Ye sentence kitni hi
baar, kitnay hi larkon se apnay aagay
peechay, raah chaltay kehtay suna
hoga.
Previous research indicated that
women are more expressive about how
they feel - and tend to be ones who fall
in love first. Magar psychologist Ma-
rissa Harrison from Pennsylvania
State University ne rakh li aurat ki
izzat! Unki latest research ke mutabiq
khawateen are actually more circum-
spect than men when it comes to ro-
mance.
After a guy's proposal, girls usually
unhen aik do months tak tehlati hain,
time mangti hain because they want
full tasalli about the commitments.
Khair ye urti hawa ki khabar nahi,
research hui hay and it is proved that
men fall in love sooner and three times
as many as women said, "I love you"
first to their partners.
Younger people today are generally
more inclined to express their feelings
to loved ones magar not to their faimly
and parents. Ye kesa pyar hai jo
Amma Abba se nahi keh patey, ek
haftey pahlay mili larki ko munh
pharh ke keh daite hain "Tum se nahi
karun ga tou aur kis se karoon ga!‖
Ajeeb baat hay, pyaar hua iqrar hua
and larki set bhi hogai magar tab tak
jab tak ke dosri ki entry nahi hoti. Lou
bhai! pyaar bhi China ka maal hogaya,
chaley to chand tak warna shaam tak.
Men fall in love more quickly!
newseditor@shashca.com
Filmy Baatain
Hmari pehli movie hay, ―The Twilight
Saga:Breaking Dawn part-1‖. Isko most
awaited movie of the year bhi kaha jaskta
hay, jis nay apni release k doosray week
bhi acha khaasa business kia. Main cheez
thi Bella (Kristen Stewart) aur Edward
(Robert Pattinson) ki shaadi jisko bohot hi
aalla a n -
d a z m e i
d i k - haya
gaya h a y ,
i n - f a c t
Bella
k a k e -
h n a h a y
k e m u -
j h e t o u
y e h a p n i
r e a l
shaadi lagi. Aur han, Bella ka wedding
dress ab market mei bhi aa chuka hay, kisi
ko chahye ho tou lay lay. Jacob (Taylor
Lautner) ko kafi naraz dikhaya gaya hay,
is shaadi ne becharay ka dil jo tor diya!
Part-1 ka end half-vampire, half-human
child k issue par hua. Novel ki tarhan
movie ko bhi mix reviews milay or isay is
ke mature theme par criticize kia gaya.
Breaking Dawn
By Ammara Junaidi
Steven Speilberg ne apni zabardast hits
like Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones aur Pi-
r a t e s of the
Carib- b e a n
s e r i e s k a y
b a a d ― T h e
Adven- tures of
Tintin: T h e
s ec re t of the
U n i - corn‖ ko
kamaal
a n d a z mei di-
r e c t kia hay.
Is 3D m o v i e
m e i popular
charac- ter of
comics, T i n t i n
(Jamie B e l l )
aik intelligent reporter hay, jo aik Unicorn
naami ship ka model khareedta hay aur
tab usay mystery of hidden treasure ka
pata chalta hay.
Captain Haddock (Andy Serkis) sab mei
uski madad kartay hain, ye aik funny
character dikhaya gaya hay because he
drank almost all the time jiski waja sy ak-
sar batein bhol jata hay. Ivan Sakharine
(Daniel Craig) us ship ko har trhan se lena
chahta hay, in dono ko harata hua kis
tarha is thrilling end tak pohanchta hay.
Movie is kind of a funny one or iski anima-
tion or story ko bohot pasand kia ja raha
hay jiski wajah se acha business kar rahi
hay Box Office par.
The Adventures of Tintin
Rockstar parti hain. aur Heer (Nargis Fakhri) se
attachment uske lye kitni painful hojati
hay. First half was intersting but 2nd half
mei disappointing end ki waja se movie
kum business kar rahi hay. Movie ka first
day ka business Ranbir ki fees se bhi kam
raha. Is movie se jitni expectations thin vo
poori nahi ho sakin. Lekin mazey ki baat
tou ye hay ke film ke unsuccessful honay
par bhi Ranbir ny apni fees 8crore se
barha kar 15crore krdi hay! Wah ray Ran-
bir! Abhi daur hay tumhara, note chaapay
jao! Flop ho gaye aik din tou kisi ko yaad
bhi nahi rehna ke koi Ranbir bhi hua
karta tha kisi zamanay mei! Aqalmandi isi
mei hay ke mauqay se faida utha lo!
Rockstar ka start tou kafi rocking raha
but till 2nd week its
records are d e c l i n -
ing. Re- s p o n s e
mei kuch logon ko
bohot achi lagi aur
kuch ko no t - s o -
g o o d . Movie is
about the life of a
R o c k s t a r J o r d a n
( R a n b i r Kapoor),
jo apnay m u s i c
ke shoq ko ley kar
jab agay b a r h t a
hay tou usay kitni problems face karni
Interview ka Shashca! By Zunaira Afzal
3. Your star (zodiac sign)?
My star is Helicon.
4. Your favourite movie?
Titanic. English doubing ke saath.
5. Your favourite track?
Mall
Road, Lahore.
6. Your favourite singer?
Salon Day-on. (Celine Dion) and Ay
Kon? (Akon)
7. You have a phobea of?
Attique-ur-Rehman.
8. Female multi-talented artist you
admire?
Saahir Lodhi.
7. Your upcoming flick?
Bachpan hi se mujhay parhny likhnay
ka buhat craze hay. Her time mai koi
newspaper, magazine, book parhtay
milti hoon. Mujhay nahi lagta ke that
is strange but meri Ammi smajhti
hain ke mujhay parhnay ki beemari
hay. Ab mujhay nahi pata ke is bee-
mari ko scientific language mei kia
bolaty hain. Mujhay interviews hame-
sha se attract karty hain, chahay wo
Jay Sean ka ho ya Jawaad Ahmad ka,
I can‘t stop reading them. Ik din, I
was reading an
interview lying in
my bed, aur mu-
jhay neend aa
gayi… Aisay ^_^
Mujhay apni uni-
versity ke ik func-
tion mei aik
mashoor Pakistani
movie actoress
nazar aye and oh,
us nay mujhay
pehchaan liya. She
said, "tum wohi ho
naaa, Shashca ki
reporter". I said,
"G, per Aaap kon
O.o" She said,
"Mera interview lo
na aap ke akhbaar
ko 4 moon lag jain gay" and I agreed.
1. Apnay baary mai kuch btain?
Aaaa, Mai Allah ka shukar ada krti
hun ke us ne mujhay itniii good-soorat
se bless-a, as I'm the Lux beauty. I
love Lux and daily face wash Lux aur
kabhi kabgi my hair too. Thanks Lux.
Ad tou dekhaa hoga!
2. Your date of birth?
Date tou mujhay ab yaad nahi but I
remember that I am sixteen for six-
teen years. aur mujhay ye batatay
huay bhi sola saal ho gaye par tm logo
ko samajh nahi aya. Huh!
G mai ik buhat he exciting project per
kaam kar rahi hoon. It is a new item
number called "Meera ki Jawaani"
8. Who designs your costumes?
Mera swimming suit? I think you are
talking about? Oh acha, my dresses!
Wo tailor master Billu kartay hain.
9. What are your qualifications?
Yes, I do quality fashion. It is the base
in film industry, you know.
10. Your first date?
Mai is tarah ki girl lagti hoon tum-
hain?
11. Your favourite book?
I am really bookish. Mujhay buhat
sari books pasand hain per Facebook
mei jo baat hay wo kisi aur may ka-
haaan!
12. You couldn't stand?
Hawww...Kis ne kaha I could not
stand? Yeh daikhain I can stand bhi
and sit bhi. Dekhain, Yeh mairy
khilaaf saazish hay. Mai sab ko bta-
oon gi, mai press conference karoon
gi. Deikh lainaa.
13. One last question and then I am
out. Describe yourself in one word?
Oh, *wide smile* there are a lot of
words jo mujhay suit karty hain
*winks* What about "Beautiful" or
"Bold"?
Aur usi moment Ammi ki chapair se
meri aankh khul gayi. Thank God, it
was just a dream. Pheww… "Thank-
you Ammi-Ji", I said and Ammi got
stuck like my PC's window! :D
Yar ye check kar!
By Sadiya Akhtar
“Rastey kay kutton ki parwah nahi kartey, warna
manzil nahi milti. Kuttay bhonkny kay lye hoty
hain, rokney kay lye nahi.”
(Ashfaq Ahmad kay drama Man-Chaly ka soda sy aik
dialogue)
Achi baat kahin sy bhi sun’ny ko mily, suno or amal
krny ki koshish bhi karo, mgr apny opponents k fa-
zool comments or baton ko aik kaan sy sun k dosrey
sy nikaal dena chahye, Dil py nahi lgaty bhai,
aur yeh har aik sy tou tou main main start krna sirf
hmko hmary maqsad sy door karta hai. Kuttay
bhonkny kay lye hoty hain, rokney kay lye nahi isko
yaad rakho or agey barhty jao ;)
newseditor@shashca.com
Letters to Shashca contact@shashca.com
Well lets talk in the same lingo in which
this newspaper is published ..... Hum col-
leagues shashca word bohat use kartay thay
, mujay adat pr gi is word ko use karnay ki .
Ghar mein istimal karna shuru kia tu ghar
walon nay internet pr search ki kay akhir
ye word hay kia. Tab ap logon kay facebook
kay page ka pata chala . Tu bus kia tha
hum nay join kr liay
- Siddrah Irfan
It's a really good idea to make our youth
read a news paper...really well done...Hope
you achieve success in future....Ameen
- Asra Ansari
hiii i found out this concept of creating a
newspaper purely dedicated to youth as a
very fresh idea i think youth of pakistan just
needed this initial spark....gudluck
this is the step infact an initial spark that
youth of pakistan needed to express wat
they feel about things happening around us
issues that are not solved a platform u get
answers to all questions and to solve all
problems of the country and specially the
youth thats y i would like to join as a re-
porter .
- Axa Gul
mjhe naam bht fit laga he SHASHCA.. too
good.. me chahta hun zara isme apni contribu-
tion bhi dun.. agr koi services chaye hon for
the motivation of youth.. me hazir-e-khidmat
hun! ;) - Ch. Abdur Rehman
alaa chezz ha ye waki me ek shashkaa he
ha................
- Kushaf Javed
Peshawar to host Voice of
Nation Youth Conference Kuch Peshawar based youth activists pehli dafa
youth conference karvanay ja rahay hain in Pesha-
war. Voice of Nation Youth Conference mei pooray
mulk se participants shirkat karain gay. Confer-
ence ka aim ―making attitude in youth‖ hay. Aray
wo wala attitude nahi… positive attitude towards
life and aspects of life.
Voice of Youth ki team mei shamil hain Siraj, Mid-
hat, Fahad Barkat, Haseeb Rehmat, Maria Anwar,
Varda Qazi, Maha Salman, Maaz Khattak, Haidar
Jan, Haidar Miraj, Nadir Abbas aur Rabail.
Voice of Nation Youth Conference ko CECOS, Uni-
versity of Peshawar ne organize kiya hay, aur SoL
facilitate kar raha hay.
Mohsin, jo CEO hain Voice of Nation Youth Confer-
ence ke, ne Shashca ko bataya ke ye pehli dafa hay
ke students is level per koi initiative lay rahay
hain.
Conference 18th December ko hay in Peshawar, aur
further information ke liye, you may contact the
organizers at v.o.nation10@gmail.com.
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Inki pehli workshop organize hui thi FAST
(NUCES) Islamabad mei, jo ke bohot bari success
thi. Ye workshop hui thi 26 aur 27 November, 2011
ko. In ka mazeed irada hay workshops arrange kar-
nay ka mulk ke doosray institutions mei bhi. Jald
hi, inshaAllah, ―MAD—Become Android Guru‖ ap k
institute mei bhi aa raha hay, aur aap ko bhi
mauqa day raha hay ke aap android ke guru ban
sakain.
Chuss (chus)
noun
Chuss matlab chuss. Yani ke chuss. Bus ye jo mai ne
abhi maari hay na, is ko boltay hain chuss. Means ke
chuss. Jo bilkul hi ehmaqaana aur bekaar joke ho na,
usko boltay hain chuss. For example, “yar tu ne chuss
maarnay ki aadat nahi chori.” Ab tou samajh aa gai
na? Kia? Ab bhi nahi aai? Bus phir ye word aap ke
level k nahi hay. Aap is ko na hi seekhnay ki try
karain tou behtar hay.
Shashca Dictionary
Sawal Gonglo jawab Aalo
By Habib Ahmed Noor
Jab Ek Semester mein counseler laga dia gia, tu students k nit naye roop daikhnay ko milay, haftay ki training kerni pari psychotherapy mein, phir jaa kar class counselor banay,… pehlay chand din tu student
ki khichai kertay rahay keh yeh course uthao yeh nah uthao,… phir achanak hi ajeeb ajeeb case anay lagay,… aik shahzada ghamzada chahra liay aya aur
bola "sir maamla bara serious hai, aap ki help shelp chahyay",… Hum nay kaha baitho beta, batao attendance short ho gai,.. wo bolay,… ―nahi sir‖, phir,…
―sir woh‖ ,.. phir kahmosh ho gaya,.. Bacha Tension mein tha, Hum nay aik Waldana nazar maari, aur Hamari hiss e sherlock holmes (spider sense) pharki,
hath mein majood mobile k key- pad mitay hoay thay (Excessive Chatting, or behan ka hai), uss k pass Teen Moti Kitabain thi (Parhako, yah wait
lifter), garden k pichlay hissay peh mail (mama k ghar mein nahi rahta, hostel), balloon mein Gell, Nakhun Kattay hoay, aur one man show ki halki smell
(weird Clean Hostel Kid), hath mein teen pen , one with Gulabi color (zanana pen), purani jeans naya belt, naya sweater purani shirt (Outlook Matters).
Chatting, Parhako bacha, Hos- telized laiken saaf, Gulabi Pen, Naya belt, aur one man show, tabiat se bhi dheela dheela sa tha, face bhi peela sa tha, coclu-
sion: maamla SHEELA ka tha, …
bachay ka dil toota tha, third semester tha,… ussi waqt hamara naib qasid meray liay samosay liay hazir hoa,… hum nay aik samosa shahzaday ko dia,…
aur woh baichara itna mash- koor hoa, keh kahani uss nay uni k pehlay din se shuru ker di,… (Shukar hai Paidaish se nahi start kia),… sir hamari dosti
pehli baar library mein hoi (Best Hunting point for Newtons), phir ham dono group k saath study kertay (matlab, bachi ki assignmentain), aur baat agay
barhi (mazeed Asignmentain), Group mein aur bhi larkiyan thi laiken uss nay sab se pehlay number dia (Andah [assignment] dainay walay murghay per
qabza strategy), rozana mes- saging, miss calls (Murghay ko dana dala ja raha tha), Imtihan mein seat allocation plan kertay thay (backup plan), Phir
doosray semester se laraiyan honay lagi ( raqeeb ki entry), abh tu who message ka reply bhi dair se kerti hai, aur zayada tar abdul Qadoos (Raqeeb ) k
saath hoti hai, I am very tensed, sir kia karoon.
Maamla nazuk tha, iss liay iss ko bari nazakat se handle kernay ki zaroorat thi,… hum nay poocha keh mosoofa kon hain tu hazrat nay kaha, sir woh jo
thori dair pehlay BBA ki madam k saath khari thi,…
foran hi hum nay apni photo- graphic memory ko thora khangala tu madam k saath aik gandami color ki Kurri ki shabahat samnay aye (Abh engineering
mein Katrina tu aanay se rahi), madam bhi nai nai aaye hoi thi,… aur maamlay mein dono taraf k halaat jannana zaroori thay,… Chunache hum nay bachay
ko tasali di aur kaha keh doosri taraf ki story ka patah kertay hain, and he should put all his efforts on parhai, ussay dilasa day ker kalti kia,…
Seat per baitha iss mamlay per ghoor kernay laga, shahzaday ki batain devdas ki film ki tarah chal rahi thi, keh madam k zikar per film stop hoi, aur aik aur
film chal pari,… (papa papaan - papa papaan- pa papa paa papapaan)
Halkay se uth kar shirt mein kaffal dalay, nichli daraz se nayi khushbo nikal ker lagai aur madam k pass puhanchay,… unn se guzarish ki keh aap k stu-
dent k baray mein kuch impor- tant discussion kerni hai,… unhoon nay muskara ker tajassus ka izhar kia (student k baray mein yah,… ), ….. hum nay arz
ki mamlay ko raaz mein rakhna zaroori hai,… tu kissi munasib jagah ka mashwara dejyay,… muhtarma nay bahar baat kernay ka mashwara dia,… hum nay
hami bhar di laiken, Parda daari bhi zaroori thi, is liay bahana banaya keh abhi thori dair pehlay chai pee hai tu café tu nahi,… Unhoon nay poocha phir kahan,… zehan abhi tak bachay ki baton mein uljha hoa
tha,… unhi mein se aik baat meray kanoon mein goonji, ―Sir Ham pehli baar Library mein milay thay‖, Idea ka Philip bulb chamka aur hum nay mashwara dia keh library se kuch kitabain laini hain, kia kha-
yal hai… madam nay aik minute k liay soocha aur kaha, theek hai,…theek hai aap library ko kooch keejyay, hum bhi thori dait baad Kharama Kharama chalay aien gay,… meray jawab peh woh muskarai, yehi
behtar rahay gah, aur sunyay jaldi ayay gah office mein kuch kaam hai (matlab keh hamain intezaar ki aadat nahi), hum nay arz ki keh masroof tu ham bhi hai laiken abh maamla kuch serious nazar aa raha
hai,.... yeh keh ker hum office aaye, computer per FB update ki, "Jo Doosron ki Madad Kerta hai, Allah Uss ki Madad kerta hai..." aur kuch dair baad zehan mein naye azam liay library ki simt ho liay,… :)
Ustaadiyan
Shashca Rows (not columns)
Ghayab Dimaghi
By Anas Shafqat
Waise tou meri Urdu itni laaiq nae hai, lekin khair, main aap ki khidmat main Neem-Hakeem Kahaniyan paish karta hoon. Aap zarur soch rahein honge kay maine apne
kaalam ka bara hee ajeeb naam rakha hai. Iss se pehle ke aap, apna qeemti waqt ye baat sochne main guzar dein ke aakhir maine ye naam kyun rakha hai, main khudi iss
ki wajah hazir kardeta hun.
Iss naam ki takhleeq main eik buhat hee maqbool kahawat ne hisa liya hai - jo kay hai "Neem hakeem, moozoon elaaj." Aur, choonkay main khud abhi MBBS ka shagird
hun, tou agar mujhe neem-hakeem ke naam se pukara jaaye tou galat nae hoga. Main hua neem hakeem, aur iss kaalam main mere fazool qism ke qisay; chunachay, in
dono ki ishtaraq se banta hai iss kaalam ka ajeeb naam "Neem Hakeem Kahaniyan."
Amoman, hum neem hakeem, yaani key daakter bannay ki chaah rakhne waale, kisi had tak gayab dimagh hote hain (shukar hai, daakter bannay ke baad ye saari gayab
dimaghi khatam hojati hai). Moti, moti kitabein parh kar humare waise hi tootay urr jaatay hain, tou jab koi mushkil aakar humse takraati hai ... hum, afsos, gayab di-
maghi ka izhaar karte hain.
Apni baat saabit karnay keliye main apna hee eik qisa sunata hun:
Soorat-e-haal: Eik boorhi aurat ko unki gaadi tak lay jaana hay. Ghar ke bahir barsaat ki wajah se paani jama hua hai.Un aurat ki gaadi sehan main kharhi hai, aur meri
gaadi paani ki grift se bahir hai aur kahin aagay kharhi hai.
Hal # 1 - Un boorhi aurat ko unki gaadi main bitha kay, pani main se eik pathar se doosray pathar tak uchal uchal kar, bheeg bheeg kar, bari mushkil dekh kar apni gaadi
tak pohnchun.
Hal # 2 - Apni gaadi bhi sehan main laga dun.
Aap zarur samjh hee gaye hongay iss gayab-dimagh neem-hakeem ne konsa hal tajweez kiya hoga.
Neem-hakeem kahaniyan
By Aadil Aijaz
Janaab, ye jo insaan hai na, ye kisi computer se kamm nahin. Ye wohi karta hai jo isay bola jaata hai. Bas, ye zara alag tarah se istemaal kiya jata hai. Aisa hamaray saath kayi baar hota hai ke kuch so-called
friends hamaara fayeda uthaatay hen aur humain pata bhi nahin chalta. Bas, insaan mein yehi ek kharaabi hai. Hum apne aap ko tou bohat achi tarah se jaantay hain, lekin
kamzoriyon par qaabu paana nahin seekhtay. Computers mein tou anti-virus hotay hen, jo bataatay hain ke bhai ye file khatarnaak hai, iski vaat lagaani paregi. Lekin real
life mein koi aisi cheez nahin hoti jis se pata chalay ke kis admi ki dosti achi hai aur kis admi ki fake.
Bachpan mein hamaari hazaaron khwaahishen hoti hen, ke janaab bara ho kar ye karuun ga, woh karuun ga. Lekin society hamaaray dimaagh ko iss tarah brainwash karti
hai ke humain apne ilaawa kuch bhi dikhaayi nahin deta. Society na sirf hamaari khwaahishaat ko radd karti hai, balkay humaari soch ko bhi tabdeel kar deti hai. Hum
drive kartay waqt seatbelt nahin baandhtay kyunke log hanstay hain. Hum red light par nahin ruktay kyunke humaari soch ke mutaabiq traffic rules tou shareef aur
mummy-daddy type ke log hi follow kartay hain. Hum road par gundd phainktay hain. Deewaaron par fazool se 'gangsters' ke naam spray-paint kartay hain. Press clubs ke
baahir ki dee- waaron par 'home tuition' ke ishtehaar lagaatay hen. Aur phir apnay politicians ko bhi gaaliyan detay hain. Kya aaj tak ye sab karnay se mulk mein koi tab-
deeli ayi? Na- heen. Agar aap khud qanoon ka ehtiraam nahin kartay aur phir hukoomat ko blame kartay hain, tou I'm sorry to say, yeh munaafiqat hai.
Tou sawaal yeh hai ke soch kaisay tabdeel ki jaye? Mayoosi kisi problem ka solution nahin hai. Agar humain logon ki soch ko tabdeel karna hai tou pehlay apni soch ko
badalna hoga. Agar koi larka university ka entry test denay ja raha hai, tou usay ye bolnay ke bajaye ke "Yaar yahaan tou bara mushkil test aata hai," aap ye bolain ke
"Inshallah tum- hara admission ho jayega." Iss se na sirf us ki soch mein positivity paida hogi, balkay woh test detay waqt nervous bhi nahin hoga. Lekin agar aap usko dis-
courage aur de- moralize karo gay, tou uss ke nataaij na-gavaar ho saktay hen. You get the idea. Humain apni society mein positive soch ko revive karna hai, aur negativity
ko qatal karna hai.
Y e m u l k hamaara hai aur isay hum hi tabdeel kar saktay hain. Koi baahar se farishta nahin aye ga. Hum youth hain. Hum 'jawaan khoon' hain. Hamaari raggon
mein Pakistani jazba daurta hai. Tou kyun na hum chotay chotay achay kaamon se shuruaat karain, aur ek silent revolution le ayen!
Soch ki tabdeeli
columns@shashca.com
Ta’rufee Column
by Anum Z.Syed
Yeh meri zindagi ka pehla column hai. Iski wajah sahlaiyat na honay ki nahi hai balkay kisi baray duniya waseelay ki pusht pe honay ki kami hai. Umeed hai aab yeh safar , engraizi wala suffer nahi banay ga
aur mera aur shashca ka saath lambay arsay pe muheet hoga.
yeh naam ―11th hour‖ ka inteekhab maine is liyeh kiya kyun kay English ka aik bara mashoor phrase hai ―at the 11th hour‖ jis ka urdu mai mafhoom ―akhri lamhay pe‖ banta hai. bahaisiyat-e-qaum hum aj
tak waqt ki sarghoshi ko samajh nahi payee aur abhi tak zindagi kay bunyadii masloon mai hi atkay huwe hain.. aur hum is hudh tak sust hain kay har kaam kay liyeh akhri lamhay ka intezaar kertay hain
jab tak kay who hamare sar pen a par jayeh hum usay saranjaam dyne ki bilkul bhi koshish nahi kertay. hamara tou abhi tak ―roti, kapra aur makan‖ ka naara hi sirf lafzoon tak mehdood hai jab kay asli
tasweer biklul iskay baraks hai. duniya chand pe pohanch gai hai aur jo nahi pohanchi who zameen kay ird gird hi koi dursa roshan sayara dhoondhnay ki justuju mai hai par khair hum tou sab pe bazi lag gaye
hain kyn har tehwaar pe hamare haan aik nahi dou chand hotay hain. Aur aawaam parishan kay kiski manay aur kiski na manay. Hum tou woh hain kay jab jhaamoriyaat hoti hai tou hamain aamriyaat ki
yaad satati hai aur jab aamriyat hiti hai tou jhamooriyat kaay liyeh bechain huwe hotay hain. Baat taleem ki hoti hai tou hum GDP, taleem kay elawa sab pe kharch karte hain aur is tarah zaheen or sarghoshi-
e-waqt ko samajhnay ka dawa kartay hain. Hamari qaom pe waqfay waqfay se aik junoon sawaar hota hai aur phir tou hamara koi muqabla nahi ker sakta us mai. Kabhi mobile ka tou kabhi kisi khail ka,
kabhi kaprun ka aur kabhi kisi aur cheez ka. Is sab mai bazi cricket ka khel hi lay jata hai. Laikin afsoos is dafah hamari team kay 3 naujawanun nay pori qaum ka jazbaat ko chand paisun ki khatir dao pe
laga diya aur hamare sar sharam se jhuka diye. England ki jail mai saathi qaidiun kay sawal pe kay aapko kis jurm mai andar kiya hai jo jawab mila hoga us nay unhain bhi hairan ker diya hoga.. faqat ―no
ball‖ karanay pe!! Aur yahan muqami jail kay qaidi soch mai hoon gay kay mujrim tou who bhi hain aur hum bhi per unkay naseeb mai England ka jail aur hamare mai Kot lakhpatt!! Isay kehtay hain Naseeb
apna apna!! Inhee naujawanu mai Ali moen nawazish jese log bhi hain aur Asif, Salman, aur Aamir jese. Kehnay ko who becharay kimat kay baray hain laikin khair kismet kay maray hum sab hi hain . Paki-
stan mai kismet kay maray sab hotay hain siwayeh unkay jo hukumat main hoon!! Khair is waqt mulk ki fizza mai sirf siyasat hi siyasat hai aur yeh pehlay drawing room tak mehdood thi ab hamare kitchens
aur bedrooms ko bht ghair chuki hai. Hal tou kisi cheez ka niklata hi nahi hai. 64 baras se hum isi la-hasil ki jang mai uljhay huwe hain aur baar baar azmaye huwun ko aazmanay mai lagay hain.. khair
umeed pay duniya qayam hai! Aur kuch logun ki tou duniya hi umeed hoti hai
11th Hour (Gyarwan Waqt)
columns@shashca.com
By Ali Hassan
Lo ji, Aj mai ne ‗Shashca‘ k duusre edition main ‗As a columnist‘ apna debut kar hi lia. Chuunke pehli baar ‗shashca‘ main kuch likhne ja raha huun, tou short sa taaruf tou mera
banta hi hai… Naam hai mera ‗ALI‘, Halaat-e-hazra pay nazar hai ‗changi BHALLI‘, Puhanch gaya hoon University k final year main ‗FINALLY‘, Aur jab Shashcay ki news facebook
par ‗CHALLI‘, jiska target hai youth ‗SPECIFICALLY‘, tou contribute karna hi para is main ‗AUTOMATICALLY‘.
Tou ji readers, qaafion ki is zabardasti ki matching k baad ab tazkara kuch ‗Cool Dudes‘ ka…. Arre nai, main khud ko hargiz cool nahi kehraha balke main tou ‗Coolness‘ ki
us bemari ki baat kar raha hoon jo k aaj kal school se le kar university tak k maximum youngsters main phel chuki hai, balke yuun kehlen tou baja hoga k, ab bacha bolna baad
main seekhta hai aur us main cool (kewl) ban‘ne ka shauq pehle peda hojata hai… Jesa k aapko pata hai k har bemari k kuch ‗symptoms‘ hote hain, yekaeenan is bemari k bhi
hain… Tou jab kabhi apko koi aisa youngster mille k jis ne ‗Murghi ki Kalghi‘ ki tarah apne baal uthae hon (Jinhe coolness ki language main ‗spikes‘ kehte hain), ya koi aisa k jis ki
ghissi pitti jeans ki pant ne bamushkil uski kamar ko pakra ho aur utri hi chahti ho, tou jaan len k us youngster ko yehi aarza lahiq hai…
Larkio, tum log hargiz bore na ho. Yakeenan tumhara tazkara bhi hai mere column main. Tou jese koi bhi bemaari ‗gender‘ dekh kar tou hamla karti nai, yehi haal hai is
coolness ka bhi. Ji haan, sahi pehchane, larkian bhi utna hi affected hain is se, jitna k larke. Tou jab kabhi aapko koi larki, kaanon main ‗Headphones‘ thonse, aur apne muun se
bari glasses pehne nazar aae tou jaan len k coolness k jaraseem yahan bhi pae jaate hain.
Yehi nahi, is marz k asrat ab social networking sites par bhi phel chuke hain. Larke jo aik saal pehle tak football ki alif,bay se waqif na the, coolness ki is daur main ab
‗Champions League‘ k har match result ko apne status main update karna farz-e-ain samajhte hain. Sath hi sath apni favorite team k rivals ki ‗slang words‘ main hosla afzai karna
bhi ab maamool hai.
80ssi 90way kesay Sau(100)?
By Rabia Islam
Aap bhi meri tarah is baat se achi tarah waqif hongey k yeh dunya bari be-qadar hai..Yahan tou kisi k talent kee qadar hee nahi hoti.. humari misaal hee le lo! Abb hum hai hee itne talented k bs na hee poocho
tou achaa hai lekin phir bhi jaankari k liye baata detein hai k hum intehai intelligent, punctual, hardworking, skilled aur smart hai.. Waisay yeh hum nahi kehte yeh tou saari
dunyaa kehti hai aur yeh column parhne k baat aap bhi kahengey... Haan tou baat ho rahee thee talent kee, humare talent kee qadar kisi aur ne nahi kee tou na sahee, hum
jaisey lagon k liye abb Shashca agaya hai naa!
Chalo ab kaam kee baat kar- tay hai. Likhne ka shouq tou humein junoon kee had tak hai lekin jab likhne kaa waqt ataa hi tou humara dimagh aisay blank hojata hai jesay
math ka paper.Rukiye janab kahee aap yeh tou nahi soch rahey k hum likh nahi saktein! Hum likhtein bhi hai aur wo bhi boht alaa.
Ab jab baat aayee Shashca k liye likhne kee phir tou jesay dunyaa mein koi subject baaqi hee na rahaa jis pe kuch likha jaayein. Dimagh ko boht durayaa lekin kambakht kuch
na soojhaa! Humare aur saathiyon kee surat-e-haal bhi kuch mukhtalif na hogee. Wo bhi yahee sochtein hongay k kuch aisa likha jaayein k bss humara hee rang Shashca
par chaa jaayein lekin bhai yeh itnaa asaan tori hai. Aab tou aur bhi zyada mehnat karni pareygee kyunki youth kee shaan ka sawaal hai janab.. Is se pehle k aap humare col-
umn ko aik boring piece of writing tasawur karein tou hum aapko bata de k yeh boring woring nahi balkay aapkee faide hee kee baat hai.. Ab aap khud sochiye meri baatein
parh kar aapko kitna faida huwa aur apne talent se shanasa huwe aur shayed ab aap hee mein se koi agey bar kar Shashca ka hisa baney tou hai na maze kee baat! Rahee
baat moojada columnist kee tou unhein yeh bata thi chalun k lambe lambe column likhne kee koi zarurat nahi, likhna hai tou kuch aisa likho k parh kar maza aajaaye. Mujhe
tou bara achaa lag raha hai k mein apni dimaghi surat e haal apse share kar rahee hun aur agli baar agar zindagi rahee tou aisa dilchasp aur shandar column likhungee k bs
app wah wah kartay reh jayeingey, jeisay k ab! Dusre columnist zra hoshyaar raheeyegaa!
Kuch Shashca ke columnist ke naam
Banni Chowk By Muhammad Rashid Yasin
Acha to yaar banni chowk k nam se pareshan nhe hna , Pindi-Isbd me rehne wale yaqinan ye soch rhe hnge k me yahan koi khane peenay ki recipes btane wala hun,,,haha ,naheen yara esa hargiz nhe
hai,,,,abi kuh din pehle ki he bat hai mere dost ne mjhe kaha k yaar Shashca start ho rha hai us k lie kuch likhna hai tumne,,upar se ye k usne format bta k dil me thand he dal di k minglish and slang. Mein
ne kaha ajao badshao. Phir mene socha k topic kuch spicy, cultural and bht sare topics ka mixture hna chaye,,,ye sochte he mere zehan me banni chowk ka nam agya, wase ye banni chowk ki khasiat b hai k is
k ass pass bht se cheezon ka mixture milega jase,,,khane peenay ki shops,,,masala jaat ki shops,,karyana ki shop (manzoor pansari to sbse he zyada
mashoor hai) aur mazeed ye k chingcheee ki bhar mar aur mukhtalif mash- roobat ki dukaanein hain…..acha anyways aik aur wajah ye b hai k me khud b udhar
kafi arsa rehta rha hun ,,haha,,ye to tha kuch sort of introduction type cheez….
Acha janab jub me qadre chota tha to meri Ammi aksar bazar ka sauda mjh se he mangwaya kartie thein sath he ye taakeed karti thein k beta K SABZI WALI
dukan pe rate list parh k sabzi lena,,par hamesha yahe hta k jo b me sauda lata tha wo rate list 1.5 guna zayada he hta tha,,mere pochne pe dukan wala kehta tha
k lena hai to lelo,, bachpan me to ye tasali mere dil ko behla deti the k jub me bara hunga to me us dukan wale k chungal me nhe aonga aur jo rate huga uspe he
sauda launga,,,acha ub sunye zara ub jub me dukan se ub sauda lene jata hun aur agar kbi rate list dekhna meri tabyat pe garan guzre to us rate k difference ko
maloze khatir nhe lata k yaar chalo na to 10 rupay se ye ameer hojaega na me ghareeb hojaega,,,agr ap sirf itni se example pe he intensely focus karein to apko
society ki bari bari corruption ki wajah samajh ajaege,,,,ap heraan hnge k kese,me apko smjhata hun,,,jub me ne sirf is sabzi wali example pe ghor kia to me ne
socha k agar aik sabzi wala he har kharidar se 5-10 rupe extra leta hai ,,aur din me agar usk pass 100 kharidar ate hain to wo aik din me kam az kam 1000 rupay
ki corruption karjata hai,isi tarah CNG STATIONS par 1-2 rupay ki gas kam bharna ya khule nah ne k bhane 5-10 rupay wapis na karna,aur isi tarah CNG sta-
tions wale b roz sham ko kitne he paisay najaiz tor par ghar le k jate hain,,aur hamara ye sochna k yar kuch nhe hta ye ameer nhe hojaega na me ghareeb
hojaega bht he afsoos nak cheez hai,,,isi tarah jub corporate level pe kisi pro- jet ya kisi import bill pe corruption hti hai to wo b har individual Pakistani ko kuch na
kuch affect karti hai,, corruption karne ka subse behtar tareka he yahe hai k subse thora thora nikal wao ta k kisi k notice me bat na aye bajae iske k kisi aik se
sub kuch nikal wao,,to mera is tarf bat krne ka maksad he yahe tha k asal corruption hamari society k andar chupi hui hai aur uspar hum na smjhi yak am akli
ki bunyad par dhool dalte rehte hain k ye to koi bara masla nhe,,,acha subse maze ki bat ye hai k agar kbi hamein koi shakhs isi social corruption jese CNG ya
sabzi issue pe dukandar se larta hua nazar aye to hamari he izzat dar society ki aik class us larne wale shaks ko bewakoof aur jhagralo smjhti hai,,,to bat karne ka
maksad sirf yahe tha k us corruption ko roka jae jo katra katra ban kar aik samandar bnjati hai aur affected logo ko koi fark he nhe parta,,aur jub tak hum apni
society me he corruption se aware nhe hnge to bare bare namzad magarmach ka shikar kese kareinge.,,,,milte hain phir phir kabhi kisi aur topic k sath……
Shashca Reports
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Anie nay btaya k wo BBA department
say taluq rakti hain, khair yay kahani
phir sahi . Khair hum mayus nae
huye aur hum gaye lab ki safai krnay
waly chachy k pass. Hum nay jub un
say sawal kiya to wo kahny lagy mery
aaj sir may dard tha jis ki waja say
may aaj safai karny nahi gaya. Unki
yay statement HOD nay sun li aur
unhon nay achi khasi class lay lee
bechary ki jis k bad wo dinga chiba
munn bana k hmein galiyan deta wa-
han say rawana ho gaya. Is hadsy
may hum wo dating point aur wo cou-
ples nae bhul sakty jin par sheeshay
giry taham wo mehfooz rahy. Unky
chehry pay tab bhi aik umeed numaya
thi, aagy aap khud samajhdar hain.
Is puray hadsay may ALLAH ka Shu-
kar say koi jaani nuksan to nae hua
haan albata maali nuksaan boht hua
par wo funds hain, so tension not.
Students ka kehna tha aakhir kab tak
hum in wahiyaat si namon wali labs
may jaltay martay rahain gay. Unka
kehna tha k ya to teachers ko hmary
saath labs may chora jaye ya aisi wa-
hiyaat labs pay drone attacks krwaye
j a i n .
COMSATS khappy!
By Adnan Ijaz
Aaj morkha 28 November, 2011 ko
comsats Islamabad ki khubsurat o
abar aalood fizaon may aik ajeeb o
ghareeb aawaz gunji. Yay waqiya hai
11:15 say 11:30 ki darmiyani subh ka,
jb boht say students apni classes say
aankhain maltay huay bahir nikal
rahy thy jb k boht say khubsurat che-
hray dhup may apni skin ko tar-o-taza
kr rahy thy k achaaaanak physics
department ki nano census catalyst
lab say aik dhamakay ki awaaz ayi
aur lab ki khirkiyon kay sheeshay
neechay giry. COMSATS ki bahadar
awam nay hosla thamy rakha aur
rawaiti andaaz may hooting start kar
d i .
Shashca k zaraaye k mutabiq yay
khatarnak say nam wali lab Dr. Mu-
jeeb ki thi jo us waqt wahan mojood
nae thay aur is lab may PhD k stu-
dents aksar pangay bazi k liye jaya
karty thy. Zaraye say yay bhi pata
chala k yay dhamaka tha carbon mon-
oxide k cylinder ka jo us waqt aapy
say bahir ho gaya jb aik PhD ka stu-
dent ―Ameen‖ cylinder ko gud-gudi
kar raha tha. Nateejatan, Ameen shb
m a m u l i z a k h m i h u a y .
Hamari jb Anie Shahid say bat hui to
COMSATS Dhuzz!
ing ka jo maqsad tha wo pura ho. Ameen.
Ager mulk main kabi zrorat parti hai during
any kind of disasters to jo is training me
sikhaya gia us ko istmal me laon aur logon
ke khidmat kar sakon. Is training main hu-
main ye b btaya gia k Raasi k istmal say kis
trha stature bnaian aur jo mareez ho us ko
rescue kar sakain. Bridge crossing aur rock
climbing me achi performance de sub ny.
Aur thanks to Shashca – Youth ka newspa-
per, jinhon ne muj par itmad kia k me
Shashca ko represent kar sakon. :) Friends,
in the end main ap logoon ko aik bat zaror
suggest karoon ga k ap studies k sath sath
is taraha ki activities main b participate
karo. In activities k both sy advatanges tou
apko pata hain he magar aik new advantage
jo main ny is activity main mehsoos kya wo
yay k seekhnay k sath sath ap ko aik Fak-
har sa mehsoos hoga k ap log Aik Zinda
Qaum k basi ho! Jo har waqt apny watan k
lya, apnay mulk k rehnay waloon k lya kuch
b karny k lya tayar hain. God bless you all!
By Deemas Iqbal
Recently Pyam Trust ny Extremen Adven-
tures k sath collaboration ki or aik zabar-
dast kisam ki 1st level Rescue Training
arrange ki. Is training main 22 logoon nay
participate kya. Margalla Hills Islamabad
p a y
h o n y
w a l i
y a y
t r a i n -
ing aik
n e v e r
forget-
t a b l e
experi-
e n c e
tha! And yes, this contained the 1st ever
bridge crossing [130 feet] by any FEMALE
in Pakistan. Congrats to Ramsha Rao,
Nosheen Bukhari, Annie Aziz and Riz-
wana for the unique distinction! Pictures
by Atif Subhani.
Friends, yay ek naya experience tha. Is
training ko karty waqt boht maza aya! Sub
seniors k sath boht kuch sikhny ko mila.
Adventure tha to dar tha halka sa bus le-
kin jub rock climbing khud ke to dar b
khatm huwa aur phr 130 feet high bridge
cross kia. Aur ye sub mumkin huwa
Payaam Trust ke bdolat. Main aur Sar-
mad Shashca – Youth ka Newspaper k
representative thy aur humari perform-
ance boht behtar thi. Umeed hai k is train-
Payaam rescue training Pappu Fail
Ho Gaya!
By Taimur Ahmed
Student ki life main sab say acha din
aur sab say bura din aik he hota hai,
aur woh hai result wala din. Is din
student ka aagay he tension say bura
haal hota hai, ooper say us k rishtay
daar aur dost bhi baar baar result
pooch k chaskay laitay rehtay hain.
Abhi pichlay dinon Punjab main jo
Intermediate part 1 k bachon k sath jo
zalalat hoi thee, who sab nay media
main daikh lee ho gee. Board waalon
nay bachon ko exam main itnay gan-
day number diyay k kai bachon ko
ghar say muft main maar par gai.
Kuch bachon nay to dukh k maaray
khudkushi bhi kar lee. Aur ab aa k
pata chala hai k ghalti board waalon
kee thee jin k computer nay sai tarah
marking nai kee. Yeh case court main
bhi pohonch gaya aur sab logon ki dua
hai k zimadaron ko sakht say sakht
saza milay.
Laikin kuch bachay aisay bhi hotay
hain jin k sath har 6 months k baad is
kisam ka hand hota hai. Balkay is say
bhi bura. Agar aap 100 mian say 80
marks expect kar rahay hon aur 70 aa
jaen, to aap kahain gay k marking bo-
hot gandi hoi hai. Laikin agar aap 100
main say 80 marks expect kar rahay
hon aur aap fail ho jaen to kia ho ga?
Agar is ka answer chahyeh to apnay
aas paas koi bacha dhoondhain jo CA
(Chartered Accountant) ban raha ho,
us ki shakal pay chaai udasi daikh k
sab samajh lag jaey gee.
CA apnay ganday result ki wajah say
hamesha say he khofnaak field rahi
hai. Hamesha ki tarah is dafa bhi 15th
November ko CA ka result aaya to
hazaron aankhon main say aansu ni-
kal aaey. Jo bachay pass hoay, woh bhi
itnay boorhay ho chukay thay k un ko
khushi naam ka lafz bhi bhool gaya
hoa tha.
ICAP (Institution of Chartered Ac-
countants of Pakistan), jo k CA k pa-
per laita hai, nay apni report main
bataya k is dafa 574 bachon nay CA
inter pass kiya hai, jab k last time yeh
figure 401 thee. Sunanain main to bari
achi khabar lagti hai, laikin ICAP
waalon nay yeh nai bataya k last time
kitnay bachay fail hoay thay aur is
dafa kitnay bachay hoay hain.
CA main itna zayada failure ratio ki
wajah kisi ko sai tarah samajh nai aai.
Bachay kehtay hain k hum nay tiyari
bhi kee, paper bhi achay hoay, duaen
bhi maangin, but phir bhi fail ho gaey.
Aur ab jaadu mantar karain kiya?
ICAP walay kehtay hain k hamain
bachon ko fail karnay ka koi shoq nai.
Jo 574 bachay pass kiyay hain, who
hamaray koi phuppi k puttar nai lag-
tay. Bachon ka apni studies ki taraf
attitude he theek nai hota.
Asal wajah jo bhi ho, yeh baat sach hai
k bachay CA k papers k marking sys-
tem say bilkul bhi satisfy nai. In ko
kon banday check kartay hain? Mark-
ing criteria kia hota hai? Weghaira
weghaira… in sab sawalon k jawab aaj
tak nahi pata chalay.
Tamaam readers say guzarish hai k
Punjab k intermediate k students k
sath sath CA walay bachon ko bhi un
k dukh baray time main hosla dain
aur duaon main yaad rakhain. Kal ko
inhi logon nay aap k fraud pakarnay
hain. :P
Time pe strike
ke time pe nataij
Shumaila Niaz Warsi,F.sc.,First year,
jinhoun ne muzaahiry ka ineqaad kia
tha, ka kehna tha, " Students pehlay
hee sakht timings kee waja se apni
parhai par puri tarha tuwajjo naheen
de paaty,jiska suboot apko iss saal ke
first year ke result me saaf nazar aata
hai,is tarha hamary timings mazeed
sakht ho gaye tou is se taleem pe
mazeed bury asraat paryn gy" Unka
kehna tha ke wo is ghair munsifana
qadam ke khilaaf naara e haq buland
karti hayn.
Ye muzahira subah 10:45 pe shuru
hua aur takreeban aik ghanta jaari
rehny ke baad, 12 bajy, us waqt
By Tania Umar
24 November 2011 ke aelaan ke mu-
tabiq tammam colleges may aik hee
work timings ka nifaaz ho gaya hayy.
Is aelaan ke mutaabiq college subah
9:00 bajy shuru houn gay aur 3:30
bajy hogi students ko chutti. Is ke
khilaaf Government Degree College
For Women (Wapda Town) Lahore kee
taalibat ne ahtejaji muzahira
munaqqid kia. Tamaam taalibaat ne
college ground me jama ho kar college
administration aur hakoomat ke
khilaaf shadeed naary baazi kee. Neez
taalibaat ne classes ka boycott kia aur
alaamti walkout bhee.
Awami Cheez
Inter Ka Shosha
maheeny intezaar karwa ke!) tou iss me kya
dekhty hayn ke hamary tou unho ne puurey
teen number barha diye lekin baaki jo fail
tulba thy un me se bhee 11 feesad ko paas
kardia. Iskey baad ab hamaary bechary
tulba paas tou ho gaye lekin yaar kis keemat
par?
Un becharon ka kya jinhon ne result ka an-
jaam dekh kar khudkushi kar lee? Wo loag jo
second year ke baad achi jaghon pe daakhla
naheen le saky? Wo students jinke abhi bhee
wo numbers naheen hayn jo honay chahi-
yen?
Aur sub se bara sawaal tou yeh ke ab
hamara kya hoga? Agly saal tak bhee ye
massla hal ho paye ga ya hum abhi apny
jooty dabbon me wapas naa hee dalen tou
acha hayy? Ye sab aisy sawaalaat hayn jinka
shayad hamen jawab naa hee mily. Ye sa-
walat bhee beshak taarekh ke safhaat me
gum ho jayen gay. Baaki reh jayen ge hum
aur aap? Tou bhaya hum tou ab ganny kee
rerhi hee lagayen ge. Mera kaam tha bolna.
Bol dia. Aapka parhny ka shukria. Ab aagy
aapka aur mera tou Rab raakha!
By Tania Umar
Recently, Punjab ke kuch boards ka result
dobara announce hua hay. Dobara iss liye
kyun ke pichli dafa inhoun ne aadhy se
zyada bachoun ko fail kardia tha aur jo pass
the , buss mian unka tou haal hee na pucho.
Aapki apni nacheez see columnist ka wo
haal kia ke buss kisi ko muu dikhany ke
qabil nae chora. Acha khair, ab hua youn ke
pahly tou sahibaan ne saara ka saara sys-
tem computerize kardia. Wo tou jo kia so
kia, bhai ye tou socho naa ke apna clerical
staff tou wohi 1975 ka hayy. Jub is staff ke
hathy apna ye naya nizaam charha tou
unho ne baja dee students kee band. Phir ye
kia ke jub papers check karny kee baari aai
tou objective khila diye mohtaram computer
sahib ko. Jinhon ne aadhy bachoun ko tou
kardia fail aur adhon ke parchy hee bahir
thookney se inkaar kardia, jis se ho gaye
bachon ke number kum!
Phir wohi puraana gorakh dhanda! Kesay
hukmaran hain, tab tak kam nhi karty jab
tak protest na karo! Tulba sarkon pe aaye
ahtejaaj waghaira kia. Mutaalibaat tasleem
karwaye aur wapas chaly gaye. Ab jo ye
n a y a
result
a a y a
h a y y
( w o
b h e e
d o u
Takhreebkaari! International Children Peace Prize
(awarded by the Dutch organization
KidsRight), k lya short-list kya gya
hai. Is award k lya total 98 candidates
thy jin main sy 5 ko select kya gya
hai. Or Malala un main sy aik hai! :)
Malala ka kehna hai k ―Education har
bachay ka bunyadi haq hai. Mery lya,
meray dostoon k lya, mery teachers or
parents k lya yay aik intakhaee fak-
har or khushi ki bat hai k main is
award k lya namzad hoe hoon‖. We
are also proud of you, Malala! :)
Tou daikho dosto Malala ny kar dik-
haya na Shashca! Tum b kuch seekho
is choti c bachi sy. Ghabraoo mat!
Yaqeen mano just pehla step he thora
tough hota hai…phir agay rastay
banty chalay jaty hain. So buddy,
Darnay ka nhi, Karnay ka! Kya sam-
jhay!
By FD. Sheikh
Jo dar gya, wo mar gya! Or jo nahi
dara, wo charh gya! Ya hoti hai deter-
mination. Passion. Devotion. Willing-
ness to do something! Kamal kar dya
na Sawat ki Malala ny! 11 sal ki thee,
Malala jab is nay Taliban ki na-insafi
k khilaf awaz uthae.
You know what, Taliban ny apny dor-
e-hakumat (2003-2009) main Girls‘
schools ko band karwa dya tha. Ma-
gar, Sawat ki is intelligent or coura-
geous larki ny, jo us waqt just 11
years old the, himat nhi hari. Wo BBC
Urdu ki website py aik anonymous
diary k through apni awaz buland
karti rahi. Bad main is ki 2 documen-
taries New York Times main b enter-
tain ki gaeen. Or ab recently jab wo
13 saal ki hai, iski courageous activi-
ties ko acknowledge karnay k lya isy
events@shashca.com
By Awais Akhtar
Waise tu main ne personally TED x Event kabhi
physically attend nahin kiya, liken online stream-
ing / Broadcast zarur dekhein hain specially Paki-
stan main honay walay TED x Events ki, so Peh-
lay atay hain TED x k introduction ki taraf.
TED aik Abbreviation hai jo Technology Entertain-
ment and Design se bana hai . In logon ka slogan
(Ideas Worth Spreading ) hai . Yeh organization
non for profit hai and 1984 main bani thi aur
NewYork main headquartered hai.
TED Events 2 parts main divided hain . . Aik TED
conference and dosri TED x . TED conferences
directly TED Management organize karti hai ,
and TED x Events independently, on a commu-
nity-by-community basis par plan and organize
kiyay jatay hain. TED x Events k liye TED
Creative Commons license issue karti hai, Agar
aap k paas koi idea hai and speakers jinhun ne
kuch achieve kia ho live main ya koi bhi impact
dala hai society main aap TED x Event plan kar
saktay hain by obtaining that license. TED x
Events main har speaker ko maximum 18 minutes
allocate kiyay jatay hain to present their ideas in
the most innovative and engaging ways they can.
Pakistan main pehla TEDx Events Karachi
main huwa tha, 4th June 2010 ko. Event main no-
table speakers ne interact kiya tha , Jin k names
Chris Anderson, Curator, TED
Jacqueline Novogratz, Founder/CEO, Acumen
Fund
Roshaneh Zafar, Founder/CEO, Kashf Founda-
tion
Asad Umar, CEO, Engro
Monis Rahman, Founder/CEO, Naseeb Net-
works
Asad Rezzvi, CEO, e-Cube Global
Joshinder Chaggar, Theater Artist
Is event ko Inaugural event keh saktay hain .
Ted X Kinnaird 23rd October 2010 ko Organize
kiya gya , location thi PERIN BOGA Amphithea-
tre. Theme thi ―Believe in Tomorrow‖
Ted X Kinnard k baad Karachi ki turn thi show-
case karnay ki , kuch log o hain aap sab k janay
pehchanay, jin ka acha khasa fan base
TED x Karachi 2011 27th May ko organize kiya
gya Event ki Theme thi ―Making the Impossible
Possible‖. Speakers included:
Imran Khan
Dr. Quartulain Bakhteari
Fasi Zaka
Raja Sabri Khan
Mukhtaran Mai
Sarmad Tariq
Noori
Is k baad bari ai Islamabad ki, Ted x Event organ-
ize karnay ki ,venue and date 24th November, set-
ting in SEECS FOUNTAIN AREA , NUST H-12.
Wi-Tribe ne facilitate kiya un logon ko jo physi-
cally attend nahin kar sakay thay by providing
online streaming. Speakers jinhun ne Spell bound
rakha Attendees (online/Present) who thay YBQ,
Shah Sharabell, Danial Shah, Badar Khushnood
and Adnan Shahid .
YBQ – Yousuf Bashir Qureshi ( A well known De-
signer ) Jo appear huway munfarid appearance
main . . . . Ji haan Lungi Main ! Bht saray logon ki
tarah ma ny bhe socha shayad yeh apnay aap ko
diff show karnay k liye aisa outfit pehan kar aye
hain , but yeh inhon ne apni statement ko prove
karnay k liye pehna tha : Wo karein, wo pehnein
jis main u feel comfortable .
jo core baat un ki speech ki thi who yeh thi k ja-
han bhi aap jaein, aap apni soul apnay saath carry
kartay hain, yeh soul aap se alag nahin ho/reh
sakti, and apnay aap ko accept karein.
Shah Sharbeel - Jin ki batain sun kar Meray mind
main Aik Cheez struck huwi . . Man of Principles ,
Jo Serious hai , Jo actions par yaqeen rakhta hai ,
Punctuality in ka weak point and strong point
donon hain , Inhun ne bataya k he has faced some
hard hitting moments because of this thing , par is
ka faida yeh hwua kay ab un k har event par 100
% attendance hoti hai and who bhi Sharp time par.
Mansoora Ali . . In ki Battein bhi Active Citizen-
ship se related thein , Unity For a Common Cause
!
Danial Shah (An acclaimed Photographer) Jihun
ne Slideshow par Pakistan ki who snaps dikhaein
which showcased the essence of diversity in Paki-
stan.
Badar Khushnood (Google Representative in Paki-
stan) Inhoon ne bataya k kaise Pakistani Citizens
can help Pakistan portray a positive image of Paki-
stan.
Adnan Shah (Electrical Engineer by profession
from NUST with masters in Innovation and Global
Leadership from Sloan School of Management)
Jinhoon ne Baat ki E-Waste Ki , Kaisay the West-
ern world is making third World a junk yard of E-
Waste , and hamaray log is waste se effected and
polluted ho rahay hain . . and kaunse steps liyay
ja saktay hain is cheez ko control karnay k liye !
Puruesh Chaudhary Jin Ka Interest hai Media
Revolution, Inhoon ne Bataya AAGAHI k baray
main k kaise this organization is working for the
betterment of MEDIA in Pakistan!
Farhana Azim Jin ka interest tha Organic materi-
als, Flowers sy related information which was very
new for everyone.
Rakae Jamil Jo part hain Coke Studio ka , Bauhat
aala performance k saath audience ko spell bound
rakha , Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
jaisa Song he played on Sitar, Un ka control over
all his instruments was so good that every one
there really enjoyed and was mesmerized.
Yeh event organize kiya gya tha IRNUSTIAN and
NUST Entrepreneurial Society ki taraf se , I en-
joyed it. Is 5-6 hour event k peechay bht sari
mehnat and dedication hoti hai, criticism should
be there but in a positive manner , appreciation is
a must thing , one should encourage them because
hamari society , Specially Youth needs it more
than any one ! :)
TED x NUST Upcoming Event
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