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Introducsun
During the 13th century, the Khiji dynasty from Afghanistan formed an empire in India.
They needed someone to verify their existence
11 able people were “shortlisted”
Their leader was called Guntza, meaning “to prove” in tribal Afghani
As centuries passed, this noble profession was lost, until 7 generations later…
A boy was born into the Guneta family (descendant of Guntza himself), to revive the family identity and continue the noble cause of verification
Aaaaa-shisha
Thick puffs of grey smoke filled the
lands of IIM Bangalore when this special being marked
his entry.
It could have been from the large lamps that were lit for his welcome, but it was
mostly because Amanpreet was doing shisha.
Pink Slip
Here’s presenting Ashish Guneta aka Guntu aka Guntz aka Gunnu
aka the guy with pink slippers sized 5
Pink slip is also what he receives when he tries to enter unknown women’s chambers. To steal the said woman’s slippers
Hair raising achievements
Favourite kinds of Spikes
1/7 billion, Awarded for exceptional academic
performance
Being happy and gay
Stuff that makes Guntz happy
Stuff that makes Guntz gay
Only if it weren’t for Kapitosh
Kya baat kar raha hai?
“Guntz, I just ran 6 kms, followed by 30 minutes of bench-press, followed by 200 surya namaskars and finally, a trek to the moon.”
Kya baat kar raha hai, bey?
“Guntu, I just finished writing 3 anonymous posts about myself. Totally non controversial ones”
Kya baat kar raha hai, bey?
“Bro, Singhsation has just been requested to manage Daler Mehndi’s marketing campaign” Kya baat kar raha hai, bey?
P(ya)R
“Hamara PR kaisa hoga Ashish Guneta jaisa hoga”
- Heard during PR elections
“Ab ki baar… Guntu PR”
Talk on Aug 2,2015
Venue: L square Time: 0000 hours Requirement: 3 per block Dress code: Leather chappals
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