11 libvgaruIssued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbi a

VOL, XVI.

VANCOUVER, B. C., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1933

No. 14

`Individual Clear Though tNecessary For Succes s

Of Democracy'-Zimmer nOxford Don Vigorously Defends Democracy

Against Dictatorship

Forum Orators Day and Coulte rMeet Stanford On World Peace

Team Friday At League Meet

Photos by ArtonaErnest Brown

John Conwa yWho are appearing in a debate against a team represent-

ing Stanford University in the Oak Room of the Hotel Van-couver next Friday. The debate is sponsored by the Parliament •ary Forum. The subject is "Resolved that the United States i slargely to blame for the present world crisis," The Stanfor dteam will support the affirmative.

MEET STANFORD DEBATERSCo-Ed Reporters Wangle

Local Impressions From

Husky Edmonfo ~ Bruins

High Opinion of U. B. C . Campus Expressed

By Alberta Team

"We were all very impressed wit hthe Pep Rally, and the enthusiasmshown by all the students . "

Mr. Hutton, cornered between tw odances at the W.U .S . tea-dance fol-lowing the game, unburuened hi ssoul to this Ubyssey reported in a

team,, most gratifying way .0 When asked his opinions of U .B.C .

co-eds, he admitted dreamily, "Theyare very plus-plus — some of them.People say a change Is good for one—I guess they're right. So far allthat I've met I've liked. The teamhas been shown a grand time whil ewe've been here, and we certainlyappreciate your hospitality . "

When he was requested to give hisviews on our co-eds as comparedwith Alberta women, a wary lookcrept into Mr. Hutton's eye, and hegracefully declined to answer . "Imight get myself into trouble," h eexplained .

"What do I think of your men stu-dents?" asked the Alberta end, "Well ,I guess I don't think about them somuch. "Heck, there's not the samecomparison. Men are the same every -where . But your team are the bestwe've ever played as far as sports-manship goes."

"We were very impressed with thebuildings here, especially the library .The layout of the campus is thenicest I've .seen in three years ofplaying rugby and travelling to uni-versities in Sascxatchewan, Alberta ,Manitoba . and 13. C. The equipmentin the labs is much superior to ours ,too," he continued, "and the Ubysseycompares favorably with the U . of A .Gateway. "

"Have you any further opinions forthe press," asked this reporter hope -fully .

"Yes. You may put tee down a sstating that life is just a howl o fcherries," remarked Mr . Hutton wit-tily, as he rose to trip the li ;ht fan-tastic .

Dr. Clark To TraceChemical Progress

"Chemical Progress" will be th esubject of the address by Dr . R. H .Clark, head of the department ofChemistry, at the open meeting ofthe Chemistry Society, tomorrow at3 :10 in Science 300 .

Dr . Clark, known for his work inphysical and organic chemistry, isin a good position to present a strik-ing panorama of the advance ofchemistry in recent years, havin gbeen engaged in active work In thi sbranch of science since early in thecentury. He has seen a number ofremarkable changes take place i nchemistry and his observations shoul dprove interesting alike to those wh oknow little chemistry and those wh oare specializing in the field .

COMING EVENTS

Today . Tues ., Nov . 14--Royal Astronomical Society ,

Dr . M . Y . Williams, "The Build .ing of the Earth", 8 p.m., Sc .200 .

Prof . W. G. Constable, "Artand the University," 4 p .m . ,Arts 100 .

League of Nations In imperial rela -tions we have adopted a policy ofdecentralization .

Some think tha tpolitical progress is the establishmen tof larger units . This is another cas eof wrong thinking . There is nothingdesirable in a world army or worl dgovernment, this would result in th e

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Arts • AggieDance 16th

November 16 is the date set for th eArt-Aggie Ball. Since the event isto take place on a Thursday evening,members of the various athletic teamswill be privileged to attend .

The tickets are in charge of th ePep Club and will not be limited to225 couples as was at first stated .Any students possessing the $2 forthe purchase of a ticket thereforemay go down to the Hotel Vancouve rnext Thursday evening and gyrat eto the rhythm provided by Harol dKing's orchestra .

Variety FeaturesSeven InformalSkits for Grad s

core was presented .When the roll of

called it was metfrom every year as

The debating highlight of the yearfor the University of British Colum -bia Parliamentary Forum, in thewords of its honorary president andfounder, Prof. J . Friend Day, will befurnished at the forthcoming inter -collegiate encounter with visitin gteam from the University of Stan-ford .

The two university teams will con -test the resolution "That the UnitedStates is largely to blame for thepresent worl , i crisis. " B y aspecial request, the Stanford delega-tion has been allotted the affirmativeof the same question .

The winning debaters are to beselected by a board of judges com-posed of Mr. Dugald Donaghy, Mr .Rowe Holland, and Mr . Philip Mal -kin . The contest is scheduled fo rNov. 17 at 8 p.m. in the Oak .Roo mof the Hotel Vancouver .

Robert Grantier, registered fro mMissoula, Montana, and Honour stu-dent in History, is the first Stanforddebater. He has debated against theUniversity of California, Univer-sity of San Francisco, Menlo Junio rCollege, San Jose State College, andthe College of Puget Sound .

Rollin Woodbury, registered fro mHollywood, California, and an Hon -our student in Political Science is th eother visitor . He has debated againstSanta Clara University, Marquett e

Whittier College .Jack Conway and Ernest Brown

will represent British Columbia . Con -way, a third year student in history ,has been prominent in inter-highschool debating, and since joinin gthe Parliamentary he has led off i nmany of the debates. Prof . Day saysthat he possesses to a most remark -

"That democracy offers better guar-antees for world peace than dictator -ships," was the resolution debated be -fore a capacity audience in the Uni-versity auditorium Saturday evenin gunder the auspices of the Vancouve rInstitute . The debate concluded theMemorial Day activities of the Van-couver Branch of the League of Na-tions Society of Canada and had forits principals Prof . J. Friend Day andHoward S. Coulter .

The Kitsilano Boys' Band, underDirector A. W. Delamont, offeredseveral of their prize selections pre -ceding the feature of the evening .Following this Dr . C. W. Topping ,of the department of economics andpresident of the Society, opened th emeeting .

1 Roble L. Reid, chairman of th econference and first president of thesociety, introduced the speakers .

Prof. Day, speaking for the affirm-ative, saw in the "greatest and mos tmarked efficiency" of democraticcontrol one of the greatest forces i ndelaying such a momentous decisionas war . Maintaining that unless th eissue were one of obvious nationa lnecessity the opposition in the gov-ernment of the democracy woul d"seize the opportunity to arouse th epeople to the ulterior motives of th eparty in power, "

Basing his argument on the factthat never in the course of historyhas a dictatorship been the cause o fanything, but has always come as thedirect result of conditions immedi-ately preceding i•, Mr . Coulter, dbating the negative, showed that i nevery instance of the great dictator -ships of the past, they had ush-ered in an era of peace wher : beforethere was strife.

NOON HOUR TALKS ONCHOOSING A PROFESSIO N

Speaker : Dean R. W. Brock, Sub-ject : Occupations for which AppliedScience courses give suitable train-ing . Time : 12:25 noon, Place : 102 Ap .Sc . Date : Nov . 14 .

the platform and over the radio .A Pep meeting Friday will help to

introduce the visitors from Califor-nia, while a radio interview ove rstation CKWX, the same afternoon ,w . . serve as an additional publicit yfeature,

"I like the college spirit shown

here at U .B .C.", remarked Wilf Hut -

ton, visiting Alberta rugby star, i n

an interview with the Ubyssey on

Saturday after the game which ende d

in the defeat of the prairie

Grads Come

Home to Eat

Alumni to the number of about ahundred and fifty gathered in theCat. on Friday night for the annua lHomecoming dinner,

In his opening address Johnnie Oli-ver, president of the alumni, stressedthe fact that the Association has re -solved to become a more vital forc ein the life of the University .

The Treasurer'i report was read ,and, while the deficit is smaller thisyear than previously . It will still beimpossible to publish the "Chronicle"this year, and unless fees are paidpromptly it will not be publishednext year .

The entire executive board of lastyear was re-elected by acclamation .The Honorary President, Dr. Klink ,then gave a short address .

After expressing his appreciation ofhis re-election, Dr . Klinck spoke o fthe splendid activities being carrie don by the Association for the pur -pose of making the University bette rknown. The first of these was th eFreshmen Organization, which con -sists of representatives of the facult yand students, unde . Dr. Shrum. Pres-ident Klinck also mentioned the vis-iting governors, of which two areappointed at each meeting, to go to

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Christmas Drama

Roles Announced

--rFinal selection of the casts for the

Christmas plays was made by the ad-visory board of the Players' Club attry-outs in the auditorium on Frida yafternoon . The results were as fol-lows :

Punch and Go—Frust, Leslie Allen ,understudy, Gordon Collins ; Vane ,Jack Conway, understudy, TommyBurch; Foreson, George Francis, un-derstudy, Lloyd Hobden ; electrics,Gordon Stead ; props, Tommy Burch ;Herbert, Lloyd Hobden ; professor,Dave Fulton, understudy, GordonStead; wife, Audrey Phillips, under -study, Constance Baird ; Orpheus, Da nQuigley; faun, Constance Baird .

Two Crooks and a Lady — Mrs .Simms-Vane, Estelle Matheson ; Mil-.ler, Ed . Fox; Miss Jones, Amy Seed ;Lucille, Mina Bodie; inspector, Gor-don Stead ; policeman, Gordon Coll -ins .

The Pie and the Tart—Gautier, Nor -man McDiarmid ; Windfed, GeorgeJohnson ; Leanface, Russell Twining ;Marion, Margaret Palmer; under-study, Ethelyne Chandler .

El Cristo — Jose, Victor Palitti ;father ; Reynolds Esler ; Manuel, Her-bert Barclay ; Ricardo, Sam Pipson ;Mother, Margaret Ecker, understudy ,Vivien Lexier ; Rosalie, Betty Mosco-vich .

A change has been made in the di-rection of the plays, Miss Marjori eEllis has taken charge of "Two Crooksand a Lady" instead of Dr . Harr yWarren, who is directing "Punch an dGo" with the assistance of Miss Ellisfor the fantasy part . Dr . F. C. Walk-er still is director of "The Pie andthe Tart" and Mr . Bill Buckingha mof "El Cristo ."For the first time student directorsare being given a chance to gain ex-perience by helping as assistants ,Those chosen for this work are : Mas-ala Cosgrave, "Two Crooks and aLady" ; Stu Keate, "The Pie and theTart" ; Bill Sargent, "El Cristo"; Ger-ald Prevost, "Punch and Go,"

* r ."Hey! Come back!" shouted Pete

Rule, "I really mean it! I'm not justsaying I liked the game because youexpect me to say so . They're a grea tteam to play against even if they di dbeat us. "

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Intercollegiate

Series Incurs

$100 Loss

The Alma Mater Society incurreda loss of approximately one hundreddollars on the Alberta-U,B,C. Can-adian rugby series, according to anestimate made by Max Stewart yes-terday .

Judging from the total value oftickets collected at the games thegross receipts amounted to $1089 ofwhich the Alberta team gets its guar -antes of $1,000 v:hile Athletic Par ktakes the remainder. This leaves t othe A.M.S. all local expenses con-nected with the series, while addi-tional cost of the trip amounting t oanother hundred dollars will be metby the Alberta students .

The members of the invading tea mwere very enthusiastic about thetreatment which they received ontheir visit and praised the U .B.C .gridders as rugby opponents .

What People Are

Saying

Dr, Sage (in History 10) : Edward theConfessor must not be confused withEdward the Caresser — who came athousand years later.

Dr . Carrothers : Eat, drink and bemerry, for tomorrow dad will pay .

Mark Collins : My feet know noboundaries .

Max Stewart (at Council meeting 9p.m. in undertone to Gordie Stead )Shut up! don't raise that point . I wantto go home .

Min Pollock : I've got a blind spot i nmy eye for some people ,

Drummond: As a statistician, I be-lieve in curves.

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I , Intercollegiate Debate : Stan-° ford vs. U.B .C.8 8 p .m., Oak

Room, Hotel Vancouver .

Wed ., Nov. 15Literary Forum, 12 :15, Arts

105 .Dean Clement, "Apple Mark-

eting Difficulties in the Okan-agan," 12 :15 Sc' . 204 ,

Dr . R. H. Clark, "Chemica lProgress," 3 :10, Sc . 300 .

S .C .M, lecture, 12 noon, Ag-gie 100 .

Thurs ., Nov. 16Arts-Aggie Ball . 9 p.m„ Hote l

Vancouver .

Fri ., Nov. 17

Members of the student body wer eby no means hesitant to avail them -selves of an, opportunity to hear Dr .A. E. Zimmern, noted Oxford pro-fessor speak, under the auspices o fthe History and Economics Depart-ments. Before 12:15 the auditoriu mwas packed to the doors and the at-,ttention which characterized the meet-ing not to mention the whole-hearte dapplause which rang out at the con-clusion of the address, indicated quit eclearly that the audience thoroughl yenJyed the speaker's every word .

Dr . Zimmern's address acted as a nIntroduction to the lecture given yes-terday evening or. the British Com-monwealth Foreign Policy . He statedthat his remarks were puttposely ofa provocative nature and that hehoped that they would raise ques-tions which would be answered atthe evening session .

According to Dr . Zimmern a greatdeal of the confusion in present dayaffairs is a direct result of wrongthinking. "There is nothing wrongwith the world as such—our thinkin gis *rong and our wills are too weakto put over the right policy . Thereare no insoluble international prob-lems, only impenetrable minds, massignorance and prejudice . The remedylies in clear thinking ."

The speaker pointed out that therewere three major fallacies which af-fected the thinking of British Colum-that B .C. is an outpost of empire .The British Commonwealth hasno frontiers—it extends round th eworld. London has exactly the same Variety and informality were th estatus as Ottawa, B . C. is close to , keynote of the Theatre Night pro-two major problems, it is on the ~ gram which was presented Fridayfringe of the far eastern problem and P evening to an audience of severa lit is in close relationship with the hundred graduates as a part of th eUnited States, You occupy a key Alumni Homecoming festivities . See -position and can act as vehicles of en skits, vatsly dissimilar both i nbetter understanding.

subject matter and manner of pres-The second of these is the attitud e

"Let Geneva do it!" Many peoplewant to dispose of the national prob-lems by turning them over to the

—J. F.

entation, provided the entertainment .The evening was begun with a

welcoming Klahowya for the Grads „the weakness of which justified a be -lief that students were greatly in th eminority . Mark Collins formally wel-comed the visitors, impressing upo nthem the importance of the Home -coming celebration as an Integralpart of the year's social activity . JohnOliver, president of the Alumni As-sociation, was called on, and rea dcongratulatory telegrams receivedfrom graduates residing in widel yseparated parts of the country . Onefrom East Kootenay stated that a University, Pomona College, Collegegroup of 100 graduates were hcluing I of the Pacific, University of Souther na Homecoming party at that element, California, Loyola University, andA message from the "only graduatesmaking money" was sent front Bark-erville citizens, and telegrams fro mCanton, China, were also read .

The Alumni Players' Club, an or-ganization formed this year, made th efirst theatrical contribution, "Danie lin the Lionesses Den" was their firs tperformance .

Skits were also presented by the able degree the ability to discern ob-nurses, the Faculty of Arts, the scure contradictions in an opponent' sPlayers ' Club, the Musical Society, argument, and to draw attention t othe Education Class, and the Science them . This is his first inter-collegiat emen . This last was especially notable' venture . Members of the Forum stil lfor a new orchestra and a quartette remember his speech on the Press i nwith five members . . . one of whom . the Forum last year.however, was mislaid when the en .. Brown, a fourth year student in

History and English, is present pres -th" clasSas was ident of the Parliamentary Forum ofwith a response which he was one of the origina lfar back as 1t!6, founders . He debated against the Uni -

versity of Saskatchewan last year, on

University . "The tour has been arranged by th eCarnegie Fund and the National Gal-lery at Ottawa. Mr . H. O. McCurry ,Assistant-Director of the Nationa lGallery will accompany Professor

recoA . I . E. E .

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orLion finding were discussed on Thurs •day ay in a paper read by W . Jeffreys a tthe bi-monthly meeting of the Uni-versity of British Columbia studen tchapter of the American Institute ofElectrical Engineers . Radio directionfinding is an important phase of mar-ine navigation, and in the last fewyears has been experimented with b ythe airlines.

The cathode ray oscillograph, use dfor voltage analysis, was the subjec tof a paper read by G . McHattie, i nwhich he explained the technical sid eof this instrument .

The meeting ended with a talk byProfessor Cullwick, the B. C . Electri cpower station at Ruskin, visited a fewweeks ago by the students, being histopic .

Professor W . G. Constable, Director Constable . President L . S . Klinck willof the Courtauld Art Institute of Lon- preside at the meeting . All studentsdon, England will address a meeting are invited to attend ,in Arts 100 on Tuesday, Nov. 14 at ,4 p,m, on the subject of "Art and the

Professor Constable has a very fin e

Prof, W. G. Constable Will Speak Today On "Art an dThe University "

Will Lecture

record of achievement . Iie is one o fthe most distinguished English-speak-ing authorities in the field of art, an dheld for some time the position ofAssistant-Director of the NationalGallery in London .

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 14, 193 3

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Varsity Retains Hardy CupWhen U. of A. Lose 12 to 5

McIntyre Stars, Scores Touc hKendall Aids Students By Kicking Two Fiel d

Goals And a Convert

Varsity Line Shone With Excellent Defensiv eAnd Offensive Play

Attended by all the colour, excitement and enthusiasm o fan intercollegiate sport contest, the Univeristy of British Co-lumbia's Blue and Gold grid team defeated the University o fAlberta's Golden Bears 12-5 at Athletic Park last Saturda yafternoon to win the Hardy Cup and the Western Canada Inter -collegiate Canadian Rugby championship.

A sudden death struggle, owing to Thursday night's fog ,Saturday's game was one of the most exciting battles playe dhere this year, and over two thousand fans rocked the standswith shout after shout of approval . The First B . C . Regimenta lBand, who paraded on the field and played martial music be -fore the game and at half time; and the added attraction of an

S~ccermen WinFrom Chinese

Students 3- 0Varsity's 1st Victor y

Over Chinese InTwo Years

For the first time in the last two

years Varsity Senior Soccermen em-

erged victorious in a game with thei r

traditional rivals, Chinese Students ,last Saturday. The final score, 3-0,was not altogether indicative of therun of the play ; Varsity should hav ehad a greater margin . But the re -

. verge was sweet anyway .

In spite of a poor field the gam ewas very fast and some sparkling

all-Aggie tug-of-war between halveskept the crowd amused and added tothe spirit of the occasion .

McIntyre and Kendall StarThe game itself was a hard-fough t

contest between two determined an dwell-matched teams, but superiorkicking and backfield running gaveU . B . C. the edge and actually decid-ed the issue. And to smiling Ed. Ken-dall and diminutive Doug McIntyremust go the highest honors. These twolads, playing the game of their lives,scored all the points for the local stu-dents, and proved a tower of strengthat all times .

Kendall's perfect and consistentkicking put the Golden Bears on thedefensive time after time, his lon ghigh punts giving the ends ample timeto get down the field for the tackle ;and his educated toe accounted fortwo place kicks and a convert, a tota lof 7 points . To Doug McIntyre goesthe honor of scoring the first touch -down of the game on a beautiful 30 -

was reminiscent of the hero role h eplayed against Manitoba two year sago .

For the visitors, Pete Rule, Re gMoir and Morton were most spectac-ular . Pete Rule was the greatest yard -gainer and thrilled the crowd wit hhis line smashing ability . Reg Moir ,sport editor of "The Gateway" als ocrashed the line consistently, and Mor-ton . the fullback played well althoug hhe was outpunted by Kendal an dRush .

First Quarter ScorelessFollowing the official kick-off b y

Pres. Klinck of the University ofB. C., Alberta kicked off to begi nplay at 2 :45 p .m. A fumble on th esecond play gave Alberta possessionon U. B. C.'s 25-yard line, but Mor-ton was forced to kick on the thir ddown, A fumbled kick gave the Blu eand Gold the ball inside the Bear'sterritory for the first time, but Kra-mer of the latter team intercepted aB. C. forward pass to end a scorin gthreat .

Both teams exchanged punts acouple of times until Farrington, wh oplayed a sweet game, ran back an Al-berta punt to give U . B. C. first andten on the Bear's 40-yard line . A ser-ies of line bucks by Senkler, Kendall ,Farrington and Bourne carried the bal lto Alberta's 6-yard line in three firs tdowns, but the visitors formed a stone -wall defense and stopped a score as

next five minutes and forced the playinto the latter's territory . Keillo rblocked Morton's kick and U . B . C .recovered on the Bear's 11-yard line .A touchdown seemed certain but a10-yard penalty for offside necessi-tated a kick and the Blue and Goldteam lost a sure point when excitedends forgot that the receiver of a pun tmust be given three yards .

Another scoring threat failed fiv eminutes later when Bourne dropped aforward pass on the goal line withnobody near him, and ended a 30-ya rdU. B . C. advance . Alberta was in pos-session and had worked the ball t omidfield as the quarter ended ,

U. B. C. Forces Pla y

Despite a determined Alberta bidfor victory, the Blue and Gold squadcontrolled the play in the final quar-ter and scored another three pointsto put the game on ice . '

Kendall and Morton indulged in apunting duel as both lines resiste dattacks. Kendall's superior bootinghad forced the Golden Bears deep in-to their own territory, when Camp-bell recovered a fumble to give U.B.C .first and ten on Alberta's 15-yard line .On the third down Kendall, assistedby McIntyre, sent a place kick throughthe posts to make the score 12-5 forVarsity with eight minutes to play .

The prairie boys slowed down con-siderably after this, and although the y

made one last bid in their own ter-

ritory, play ended with

in possession on

It was a great game and a well -

earned victory that definitely estab-

lishes the coast team as Western Can-ada Collegiate Grid Monarchs for 1933 .Incidentally, it Is interesting to not ethat, taking the scores of the twogames played, U . B . C . would be ahead15 .13 .

Even t50 yds . (Women )100 yds . (Wome n220 yds .100 yds .440 yds.880 yds .1 mile3 mile sLow hurdle sHigh hurdle sShot pu tJavelineDiscusHammerPole vaul tBasketball throwBroad jum pBroad jump (women )High jump

High Jump (women )

880 rela y

2-mile relay

Arts '30 road rac eCross countryArts '20 relay

I gressive basketball to allow their ri-vats the Adanacs, only four baskets ;beating them 31-21 . Varsity playeda much better game than they di dlast time they played Adanacs whobeat them by one point on that oc-casion .

Doug. McIntyre

Doug McIntyre fleet backfield star ofthe University of British Columbia ,whose long runs through and aroun dthe Varsity line were largely res-ponsible for the Blue and Gold vie-

Varsity Badminton

Team Beaten

Varsity badminton team took an -other beating on Thursday night, b ythe Quilchena team . The score at theend of the evening was only 9-7 how -

ever, so it was not a bad beating an d

we have great hopes of scoring a vic-

tory over 1st B. C. Regiment next

Wednesday .

Girls Grass Hockey

Playing three short, the U. B. C.Girls Grass Hockey team lost to Ex -Kits. 2-0. Under this disadvantagethe girls played a splenotd game t okeep the score this low. Irene Wal-lace as full-back and Joan Wharto nas centre-forward were outstandingfor U. B. C .

Basket Teams

Win and Lose

Over Week-End

Intermediate "A" Win 24 .8

From Ryerson; Senior "B"

Girls Second Int. "A"

Team Lose

Out of three games played Fridaynight at their home gymnasium Var-sity squads secured but one victory .In the opener, Varsity's IntermediateA team in the G.V.A.A. Leaguegained its second straight victory b ydefeating Ryerson 24-15 . However,the Senior B girls were badly out -played by Province 22.7 and in th efinal game the V. and D. Intermed-iate A boys, weakening in the secondhalf, lost to Sterlings 41-18 .

The first game was keenly fought .The students outplayed Ryerson fromthe start ; but in the first period wer eunable to maze openings for scoring .Ryerson, on the other hand, did somesuccessful long shooting and thescore at the end of the first half wastied at 9-9 . Varsity opened stronglyafter the intermission and soon hada lead which they never lost . Thewhole tear played well in this matchand should make a strong bid for theleague championship. Those particu-larly outstanding were Thurbur, Mor-rison, McKee and Clarence Idyll .

The second game proved rather onesided with the Province girls decided-ly stronger throughout . The scoringwas light in the first period, thenewspaper lassies finishing ahead 9-2 .For the rest of the match Provinc eshowed superior speed and complete-ly outscored Varsity . The Universityteam looks rather weak at presen tbut should improve much in the nearfuture under the capable coaching ofJerry Porter .

The final game was closely fough tin the first half. However, in thesecond period Sterlings outplaye dVarsity and finished the game o ntop . Both teams played well beforethe intermission; the Sterling boyshaving the edge 16 .13 . After the rest ,Varsity succeeded in holding thei ropponents for about five minutes ,but from then on were completel youtclassed finishing at the short endof a 41-18 score. For the "U", !'hair ,Wolfe and Lafon turned in good per-formances .

The teams :First game — Thurbur t^), Palles ,

Morrison (5), Clark (2', Salisbury ,McKee (9), Idyll (6), Obata. Total—24 .

THIRD DIVISION ENGLISH RUGBYThere will be a meeting of the

third division English Rugby teamin Applied Science 102 today at 12 :15to discuss the plan of action for th ecoming game on Saturday . CoachHarry Warren will be in attendancethere ,

INTER-CLASS SOCCER

football was exhibited, which keptthe 500 spectators interested at alltimes. Towards the very end, how-ever, both teams appeared tired andthe play began to lag, but under thecircumstances it was pardonable .

Although the Blue and Gold for-wards pressed the Oriental's goalthroughout, their efforts were re-warded only in the first half, butthan they came in a whirlwind . JackMartin scored the initial goal fromthe melee in front of the Chinesecitadel . Varsity were then so defin eItaly superior that the count was in-evitable. A few moments later adynamite drive from the foot of DaveTodd on a beautiful pass from ArchieMcDougal left Shupon Wong in th eChinesa goal no chance.

Very soon after McDougal heade din the third and the last goal on apass from Kozoolin . Varsity's lef tflank was unfortunate in not adding ,substantially to the score in this halffor Todd and McDougal with the as-sistance of Russ Stewart were righ ton top of the opponents' goal severaltimes. At the other end, however ,Greenwood was called upon to sav eonly 'twice .

The second half started out with yard run around the right end, whil eVarsity still controlling most of the the way in which he wormed his wa yplay. There was much good passing 1 through the opposition for large gainsand co-operation between the halve sand the forwards but the numerou sefforts went begging .

With about 25 minutes to play theChinese shifted their star fullback ,Coon, to forward in a desperate at -tempt to save the game . For a fewmoments it seamed as if the changewas going to work . Queenie Yi pslipped by the backs but headed ove rthe bar . Then Dock Yip tested Green -wood with a tricky low shot, whic hthe latter saved at the expense of acorner . Setling down, Varsity re-pelled the attack, and itself took u pthe offensive. The ball was in th eChinese territory when the final whis-tle went .

Varsity used the same eleventhroughout, but the Chinese substi-tuted on three occasions and finishedthe last quarter of an hour with tenmen, one of their half-backs leavingon account of a leg injury .

For once Varsity's attack undisput-ably outshone the defense, all theforwards showing to advantage andcombining effectively . McGill at haft -back, and Wolfe and Stewart on theintermediate line starred in the backdivision.

The team: Stan Greenwood, goal ;Jock Waugh and Millar McGill, full -backs ; Ernie Costain, Bill Wolfe, andRuss Stewart, half-backs; HughieSmith, Paul Kozoolin, Jack Martin ,Archie McDougal, and Dave Todd ,forwar ds ; Tim Louie, reserve .

Arts '37 .All games start promptly a t

p .tn .Class Athletic Reps . are asked to ' `c

9.0 lead .

disregard the schedule published in Alberta came back strongly an d

last Friday's issue of the Ubyssey as pressed the play, but a determine d

there were a number of errors . Above V. B . C . line staved off the attack an d

is the correct list .

forced the punt . Kendall exchange dAggies defeated Science '37 2-0 on punts with Morton and the half end -

Friday, Bickerton and Moodie doing `0 with the Bears in possession o nthe damage. The Farmers fielded a their own 25-yard line .complete team while the Redshirts

Reg Moir Scores For Albertawere several men short . Little con-

Apparently the prairie boys learnedstructive football was displayed .

some football between halves, for they

the quarter ended .McIntyre Scores Touchdown

Less than two minutes after the sec -SCHEDULE

and p riod started Doug McIntyre ,Varsity ' s shifty back, took the ball o na run around right end, and made a

Tuesday, Nov . 14—Arts '36 vs. Arts ' 37 . beautiful 30-yard sprint to score on aWednesday, Nov. 15 — Education vs. solo effort. Kendall converted and th eAlts '35,

score was Varsity 6, Alberta O.Thursday, Nov . 16—Arts '37 vs . Arts The Golden Bears looked dangerous

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a moment later as Moir and 'Rule madeFriday, Nov, 17—Sc, '36 vs . Sc, '37 .

two first downs, but Senkler relieve dWednesday, Nov. 22-Ag, vs . Sc . '34 .1 for U. B . C. when he intercepted aThursday, Nov . 23—Arts 34 vs. Arts forward pass and ran 40 yards, being'35 .

finally downed on Alberta ' s 15-yar dFriday, Nov, 24-Sc. '35 vs. Sc. '37 .

line . Great credit is due Senkler forWednesday, Nov . 29 — Education vs .this run and also for his smashing lin e

12 :10 plays. On the second play Kendall ,place kick to give the Blue and Gold

SPORT

RESULTSRUGBY-

U.B .C . I2—U. of A. 5.SOCCER

Varsity 3—Chinese Students 0BASKETBALLVarsity 31—Adanacs 21.Intermediate A—24 Ryerson 1 5Senior B (girls) 22-Prov, 7Intermediate A 18—Sterling 4 1

GRASS HOCKEY-U,B,C, 0—Ex-Kits 2

BADMINTONVarsity 7—Quilchena 9

turned on the heat with resumptio nof play and had scored a touchdownwithin three minutes. Taking advan-tage of a U. B. C. fumble on thei r30-yard line, the Golden Bears march-ed down the field and in 10 powerplays had crashed over for a touch -down. It was the best showing madeby the visitors, and Rule, Scott, andMoir who 'scored the touch deservecredit for their smashing plays . Theconvert failed and the score stood 9-5.

Rush for Varsity held Alberta incheck with some nice punts for thevatons of bushy beards, played ag e

Both teams started very slowly ,passing the ball around in cante rfloor and feeling out each others de -fence. However, after each team had

f scored four points, play quickenedto a very fast clip and continued tha tway for the remainder of the game .Adanacs were at one point leadin g8-5 but soon after this the Blue an dGold squad started playing real bas-ketball and at half time they hadcaught Adanacs at 13-13, rolling"Tubby" d'Easum all over the floorin the process .

George Pringle, lanky Theolog ,opened the second half scoring bysinking a rebound . This gave Var-sity a lead which they kept th rougi. -

i out the remainder of the game . Thestudent atheletes were checking veryhard, and snared nearly all reboundsoff both boards, Bob . Osbrrne, cap-tain and star guard, watched his boy sperform from the bench for the firsttime this sea gull when he was ban-ished on four fouls about mid-wa ythrough the second half. Hay, a firs tstring Varsity forward, was also pu toff on fouls, as was d'Easum of Ad-anacs. Forty-four fouls were calle dduring this encounter, twenty-five o fthem were charged to Varsity.

Alberta Varsity's zone defence was work -their own 5-yard line, ing so well that they actually pre -

; vented their rivals from making afield goal in the second half . Varsityhowever, managed to break throug hfor six points .

The boys played such fine ball tha tno score or player was outstanding,although Laurie Nicholson had a onepoint advantage over several of hi steam mates . Bann Mathison was th e

U. B. C. Track And Field Records

Record HolderE. Pauli nBea SuttonHarold WrightRalph Thoma sHarold WrightH. McWilliam sBill SelbyLeo GansnerArthur FellArthur Fel lGav DiromBob Alpe nHaddon Agne wGlen Ledingha mBob Alpen

(women) Torchy BaileyRalph Thoma sViolet MellishHugh Russel lJack SteeleMary Carte rJ . Higgenbotha mD. McTavis hM. Stewar tL . WilsonH. WrightP. Northcot tR. FordyceA. AllenJ . Y . Smit h

AU AllenJack ChapelleArts '30

Class

Year

RecordArts '34 1931

7 1-5 sec .Arts'34 1931

121 .5 sec .Graduate 1933

231 .5 sec .Arts '33 1931

10 1-5 sec .Graduate 1933

51 sec.Arts '28 1926

2 m 33.5Sc . '30

1929

4'40"Arts '31

1930

16'114 .5"Sc . '29

1928

27 4-5 sc.Sc . '29

1928

16 2 .5 scSc . '32

1932

38'2"Sc . '31

1931

154'10"Arts '35 1931

20'111 .2"Sc . '34

1931

119'6"Sc . '31

1931

11'61 .4"Arts '29 1927

77'111-2"Arts '35 1931

20'111 .2 "Arts '34 1931

14'9"Ag. '24 192 3Arts '33 1933

5'9.4"Arts '29 192 7Arts '34 1931

4'4 "1933

1m 35 4-5sc1933

8m 58 2.5s cSc . '35

1930 14m 262-5 s cArts '31 1928

15m 13s c1928 34m 38 2.5sc

Varsity Senior A

Basketball Squad

Defeat Adanacs

Forty-four Fouls Mar Otherwise Fast Game—Osborne, d'Easum ,

Hay Sent Off FloorOur fond hope of seeing ten nicely leading scorer for Adanacs with te n

bearded chins around the campus is Points .squashed . The Senior A boys with Team lineups :

Varsity — Nicholson (6), Osborne(5), Wright, Pringle (5), Bardaley (5) ,Hay, Henderson, Willoughby (5) ,McDonald (4), McLeod (1), s1 .

Adanacs — Mayers (4), d'Easum,Wright (3), Mathison (10), Finnerty ,Matheson Stangland, Joseph (1) ,Kellington, Gifford . 21 ,

The team consisted of: Misses M .Palmer, M. Lock, L. Boyd and M.Manson ; Messrs. P. McTaggart-Cow- Second game—Munton (1) . Hall, El -an, E. Allen, G . Semis and E. Seldon. lion, Henning (2), Haspel (2), Thom -

as (2) . Total—7 .Third Game — Ross, Lafon, Wolfe ,

Swan, Wright, Logan, Dobson, Phair .

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THE UBYSSEY

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The prize-winning poem for this week may be rather overthe heads of most of us, to whom "bears" are "golden bears "and "bulls" are "sitting bulls." It may be a shock to prospectivepoets to learn that the prize, due to a depression hereabouts ,has been reduced to one cracker, in collaboration with the cafe-teria, but the good will in the award is diminished not one whit .

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Avenge, 0 Lord, Thy slaughtered saints, whose bone sWere garnered by the Wall Street brokers cold ;Even them who thought hot tips Thy truth of old

And straight began to worship stocks and stonesForget not; in Thy book record their groans

Who were like sheep, and in the rush for goldSlain by the bloody bulls and bears, that rolle d

The small investor on the rocks ; their moansThe vales redoubled to the hills, and theyTo Heaven; their martyr'd blood and ashes sowO'er mines and oil-fields, where ev'n yet loth swayThe golden tyrant, that from these may growA hundredfold. who having horse-sense mayTell the bloodthirsty broker where to go .

—With apologies to the late John Milton .J. ALLAN SPRAGGE.

MUCKATORIAL

On the Late Massacre in Wall Stree t

ESSAY ON MA N

I Are You Listenin ' ?Ed Wynn was birthdaying yest'y

and is now proud possessor of 4 7years. His resignation last weekfrom presidency of AmalgamatedBroadcasters has created some furor.

rt • •Eddie Duchin who tickled the ivor-

ies at the Central Park Casino at thetender age of 17, returned there tendays ago with his sparkling rhythms .Duchin was a drug store clerk unti lthe band business beckoned and hi ssuccess is attested to by the fact tha tVictor renewed his recording contrac tlast week for another year .

ALe Lyman opened at the TerraceRest, Hotel New Yorker last night ,displacing Barney Rapp who goesout on personal appearances .

• • •

Amos 'n' Andy broke the recordwhich has stood for 101 weeks at theStanley Theatre in Philly, with per-sonal appearances .

• • •

The great groaner Hubert P. Vallee(Rudy to you), gave a party to cele-brate his fifth year with Yeast spon-sors . Vallee now holds forth at theHollywood Restaurant and has abrother singing over KMTR in Calif .

• • •

Burns and Arlen are salaried byWhite Owl to the tune of $1250 perweek for their program with theLombardos on Wed . nights.

We'll let you know that one of thelarge chains in the U.S. will discon-tinue giving the source of the movieor musical comedy of the tunes heardover the air . Too much free adver-tising.

• • •

Olsen and Johnson are on tourwith "Take a Chance" but thei rshow closes each and every Fridayto allow them to make appearance inChi . for their Friday night "Cream-ery Program."

• • •Ted Fitrito will open at the Cocoa -

nut Grove soon for a short stay ,pending alterations in the GardenRoom, Hotel St, Francis, Frisco .

Lend thine ears to : Jeanie Langsinging with Jack Denny, Gogo Dely swith Jimmy Grier way down in Tex -as, Carol Lofner in the CosmopolitanHotel, Denver, Ted Lewis from Dell' s

in Chi ., Jack Foster from the Mysti c

Cavern in St. Louis, Isham Jones a tthe Lexington in N.Y., and we' ll tel l

you that Little Jack Little Is going

to N .Y. soon with his own orchestra .

MUCK EXCHANG E

Hats off to Alberta U . for this one !

Conductor : "Change herd for Alma !Change for Alma! Change for Alma !

Passenger : "Allright, allright, Idon't know the girl but I'll chip in a

dime. "

And this :The freshman went to church, and

they asked him how he liked it .What was the sermon about ?

Sin!What did the minister say ?He was against it .

Essays

ThesesFrench

GermanKAY MUIRHEA D

TYPIN GGeneral Stenographic Work

Terms Moderat eWork received in Arts Bldg. ,

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FANNYFRESHETTE S

DIARYWell, we won the game, and I'll be t

just on account of I yelled till I wasblack In the face, pretending to bemore excited than I really was be -cause of a boy in front of me I want-ed to look around, but made the mis-take of jumping jitteringly up witha bag of peanuts In my lap, all fall-ing down the back of his neck andlosing a prospect and a perfectly goodnickel's worth of peanuts in one fel lswoop, and didn't even have the dec .ency to give them back but picke dthem up and ate them himself, whichis very inconsiderate to say the least .Afterwards we went to the tea-dancewhich looked like the fifteen cen tstore the day before Christmas onlywith music, and people were tryingto dance and not fighting their wayto the candy cane counter, but theeffect was the same and there wasthe same feeling of good will whichis none . Anyway I had fun after Igot into the fight and met some ofthe football players with little tedd ybears in their pockets which seems avery childish toy for such big boysbut were awfully cute, and so warethey, especially one that is suppose dto be a woman hater which a pos-itive waste with such a lovely smile ,considering all the lonesome wome nin this world.

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Man is what woman marries .

Men have two feet, two hands, andsometimes two wives, but never mor ethan one collar, one collar button, orone Idea at a time .

Like Turkish cigarettes, men are allmade of the same material, the onl ydifference is that some are betterdisguised than others .

Generally speaking, they may b edivided into three classes : husbands,bachelors and widowers .

An eligible bachelor is a mess ofobstinacy entirely surrounded withsuspicion .

Husbands are of three varieties ,prizes, surprises, and consolatio nprizes .

Making a husband out of a man i s

Graduates ComeHome For Eats

If you flatter a man it frightenshim to death, and if you don't youbore him to death. If you permithim to make love to you he get stired of you in the end, and if yo udon't, he gets tired of you in the be-ginning.

If you wear gay colours, rouge,startling hats, he hesitatea to takeyou out, and if you wear a littlebrown toque and a tailor-made suit ,he takes you out and stares all even-ing at a woman in gay colours, rougeand a startling hat .

If you are the clinging-vine typehe doubts whether you have a brain ,and if you areadvanced an d

Clear Ideas NeededSays Prof Zimmern

Exchange NewsI

By Nancy Mlles

If you hear rumors about the Uni-versity of Idaho going Bolshevik orback to Nature or something don' tbelieve a word of it . They may lookthat way, but there's nothing in it.The facts appear in the Idaho Argo-naut for last Tuesday .

The boys and girls at the Univer-sity of Idaho at Moscow have swornto do nothing to their faces exceptthe usual washing, until the Ihad ofootball• team wins a game. Twogames are coming up, the first withGonzaga University and their chancesare not so good, the second withStanford, which smeared U.S .C. lastweek, This game comes up on Nov .18, and by that time the campus atIdaho should be pale and hairy .

If vice ory is not theirs in these twogames, a game against the Utah Ag-gies will be arranged as a last resort .

Their head seams to indicate thatthe entire proposition is wound u pwith the N .R.A. and we can't figureit out, unless it's something abou tNational Reforestratlon,

MORE RAGSThe Dalhousie Gazette and th e

Western Ornario Gazette got togetherlast week in defence of the ladies andgentlemen of the fourth estate .News Hawks to you . The Dalhousie G.defends college publications fromnasty of critics who claim that theyare a waste of student time, and anuisance to business of the com-munity . Says the Gazette :

"If the censors were to investigatethe conditions of their local collegi-ate journals they would find thatcollege presents one of the few extr acurricular activities both educational-ly and financially, on the campus. "

And the University of Western On-tario Gazette presents the good oldWinchell poem in recognition of thehumble reporter :

o, here's to the gallant reporters :The boys with the pencils and pads :Those calm, inperturable,Nervy, cool, undisturable,Inquisitive lads ,Each time we pick up the paperTheir marvelous deeds we should

bless,Those bold, reprehensible ,Brave, indispensible,Sensible men of the Press, "

The only fault we have to find withthis gentle musing is that we've neve rseen a reporter that owned a pencil,he's always trying to borrow one .

HEADLINES AND DEAD' INE SHeading in the University of Wash-

ington Daily:"BLONK IS NOW EDITO R

OF DAM PUBLICATION "They might at least spell it right .

FROTHTwo poems appear, this from the

University of Western Ontario Ga-zette :

"Says Hitler, 'Fraulein,If you want to be mein,Avoid zu eischein, Hotsy-Tots yFor Bostick and seutch1st gar nicht gut deutschYou must be naturlich and Nazi, "

And this from the Queen's Univer-sity Journal :

"I like a lawyer. Even moreI'm fond of a physician ;

But I'll admit I'd die beforeI'd sent for a mortician, "

Co•Eds Interview

Edmonton Bruins

(Continued from Page 1 )well . They liked the game and theylike us ,and not only that but the yadmire us, and our spirit and ou rbuildings and our team, so we mayall rise and take a bow .

Apparently we didn't have to b eashamed of our fog on Thursda ynight . The Alberta team has beenplaying in the snow for the last fe wweeks, and even the slippery, slimysurface of Bob Brown's back yardwas a treat . Incidentally, the stor yabout playing in snow shoes isn' ttrue . Imagine! Deceiving us likethat! Tush, tush! It's a traditiona ltale at the Alberta U, and one hope-ful was gullible enough to go shop -ping for a pair of skis for his firs tpractice.

any Morton was the only one w ehad trouble with. He's a woma nhater, who very tactfully said, "Pleas ejudge!" when the questions becam etoo personal . We heard only one com-plaint, the best-natured one eve rgiven to a Ubyssey reporter .

"That," said Fred Gale, point-ing to a dark welt under his righ teye, "is where that big middle wit hthe moustache at on me!"

C. O. T. C .UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUM -

BIA CONTINGENTThe following is a list of the priz e

winners for the Rifle Match of Nov .12th, :

First—C. QM. S. Stewart, L .M . —score 96, $3 .00.

Second—Mr. D. McSmith—score 95,$2.00 .

Third—Mr. J. S. Beeman—score 94 ,$1 .00 .

Tyro Prizes :First—Cadet J. L. Clarke—score 22 ,

$2 .00 ,Second—Cadet C. G. Woodbridge

score 89, $1 .00 .Third--Cadet W. B. Shelly —score

89, $1 .00.Inter-University Rifle Competitio nThe following members of the

Corps are selected to retnesent theUniversity in the Inter-Universit yRifle Competition, Nov. 19. LeaveVancouvc" on 9 a .m. Ferr y

Mr . D. Mc . Smith, Mr. F. H. Dawe ,C,QM.S, L . M. Stewart, C . Cpl . A. C .Bastin, L . Cpl . J . C . Warren, Cdt, W .B. Shelly, Cdt . L. F. Gray, Cdt, E .McGuire, Cpl . ., . F. Moodie, Cpl . S .T. Madeley, Mr, J . S. Beeman, RSM .W. E. MacInnes, Cdt . J. L. Clarke ,

j L. Cpl . J. D. McMynn, Cdt . C. G .Woodbridge, Cpl . R. J. Wilson, Cdt .J . E. M. Logan, Cpl . A. D. Green-

e wood, Cpl . R. L. Moodie .

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When the curtain rang down onthe last homecoming s!c ;t on Fridaynight, Tommy Lea received congrat-ulations . He was stage mare gee, andhe deserved 'em .

one of the highest plastic arts known mate, and if you are brilliant he longsTommy and the techrt gal crew of to civilization . It requires scienc& for a playmate . If you are popular

the Players' Club handled the :slag - sculpture and common sense, fait, with other men he is jealous, and i fing for the whole program with a hope and charity—mostly charity .

you are not he hesitates to marry aprofessional smoothness that amazed It is a psychological marvel that a wallflower .those who remembered the hopeless soft, fluffy, tender, violet-scented If you please him he seldom men-confusion of previous theatre nights, sweet thing like a woman, should en- tions it, but if you displease him he

Every man knew his job and foi• joy kissing a big, awkward, stubby- never fails to tell you about it, es -lowed written directions . Speaking chinned, tobacco and bayrum scented peclally if you happen to be his wife .softly and calmly through a mega - thing like amen,

—Ex.phone, Tommy kept them co-ordin -ated and on their toes . It was a pitythe audience could not see it, becaus eit was the best performance of the

night.The appointment of a permanent

stage manager and training of a reg-ular scenery crew is a new venturewith the Players' Club, but it mor ethan proved its value at this firs tproduction.

The technical members also achieve dconsiderable success with their firstattempt at scenery painting. Thegreen set for "Daniel in the Lion-esses' Den' was their work .

Another Players' Club memberwho renthered irvaluable help wa sthe president, Nancy Symes, Shemade up all performers except those

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in the alumni play, On Wednesdayu!ght the Neanderthal man was ajoint creation of her and Bill Sar-gent ; on Friday night he was her's

(Continued from Page 1 )

the University and report on the var-

ious departments . Thus the Gover-

nors are enabled to keep in touch

with the University,

The Science "Open House" held

last spring was an unqualified suc-cess, said the President . This came

about through the desire on the part

of the Sciencemen to have the public

know more of their equipment . A re-

ception committee was appointed and

the guests were escorted through th ebuildings and shown displays in thedepartments of forestry, mining, el-ectrical and mechanical engineering ,hydraulics . and geology . About seve nthousand guests attended and a grea tdeal of interest in the University wa screated .

President Klimek also mentioned th ePublic Relations Committee, whosepurpose is to gather informationabout the University and send i tthrough the usual press channels, an dthe Students' Press Bureau, which i sconducted by out-of-town studentswho write up matters of local inter-est and personal items for their hom enewspapers, so that people in otherparts of the province may learn mor eof University doings .

In regard to the Senate Committeeon Adult Education, Dr . Klinck state dthat the University is trying to ge tback as quickly as possible to th eplace it held several years ago in th ematter of conveying useful informa-tion to people in cities, towns an dvillages throughout the Province .Many thousands are interested in thiswork and are helping to contributeto the expenses of the professors wh olecture on their own subjects through -out the province . This is one of th emost valuable pieces of work bein gdone toward enabling the Universityto carry vital information to the peo-ple of British Columbia .

(Continued From Page One )elimination of the responsibility ofthe citizens . Our policy must be theincreasing of co-operation betweenstates which have learned to act to-gether . Don't use Geneva as a dump-ing ground for hard problems.

The third of these fallacies is tha twe need a new economic system. I twould be ridiculous to put the worl dunder one central economic systembecause economic arrangements aremade to. suit local conditions . Wewant not uniformity but flexibilit yfor economic problems . Many peopl ethink that democracy is on the wane .This is not so—democracy is muchstronger now than it has been at an ytime . Dictatorship relies on popula rsupport, they draw on mass emotion .,The principle of democracy won thewar. You never had to fight for de-mocracy here—you don't appreciat ewhat the war did . "

Dr. Zimmern declared that thegreat statesmen are not the menwhose doings are the most widelyadvertised. "The great men are wisemen—men whom you would trust toconduct your own affairs . Dr. Bonesof Czecho-Slovakia is the most ex-perienced and responsible statesmanin the whole world." Other grea tmen according to the speaker ar eHymens of Belgium, Mussolini sinc ehe has adopted a policy of represen-tation. Deledier of France who ha sheld France in check since Hitler'srise, and Ramsay McDonald of Eng-land .

In conclusion Dr Zimmern outlinedwhat he thought was the responsibil-ity of university students in thei routlook on world affairs . "As univer-sity men and women you can savedemocracy by resisting the appeal sto mass emotion and in being severel ycritical of your own thinking. Onthe whole as a close student of in-ternational affairs I have discoveredthat people mean well but don' tthink hard enough .

the modernindependent woman ,

he doubts whether you have a heart .If you are silly he longs for a brigh t

type, an

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Mountans and sky and an acre ofdust ,

Lizzies decrepit and covered withrust ,

Quarter-pint Austin and Cadillaceight ,

Sitting Bull's horsie reclining instate .

Hurried arrivals and grinding ofgears,

Joyful departures, and rattles, andcheers .

Litany Coroner

If youExpectUsTo saySomethingAboutThe bigGame

er ouWill probabl yBeDisappointed ;Because . .We aren' tGoingTo sayA word ,Not oneWord.MuchToo muchHasBeen sai dAlready,MuchToo much .

Class and Club

MENORAH SOCIETYThe first meeting of the season of

the Menorah Society was held onNov. 12 at the home of Miss Bell aNewman . Owing to the lack of a def-inite constitution, it was decided toenter into correspondence with otherchapters for the purpose of outlininga specific program for the remainderof the year .

PHILOSOPHY CLUB

There will be a meeting of the Phil-osophy Club this evening (Tuesday)at the home of Miss Mildred Orr, 4869McKenzie Street, at 8 :15. Mr. DavidBlackaller will give a paper on"Sleep . . which will be followed bydiscussion . Take the McDonald Stree tBus, which leaves Broadway at 8 p .m .to Thirty-first Avenue .

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CLASSICS CLUB

A meeting of the Classics Club willbe held on Wednesday, Nov . 15 at 8p .m. at the home of Mrs . Boyes, 3492West Thirty-sixth Avenue . Papers wil lbe given by Miss Jessie South an dMiss Winifred Alston, on "The Char-iot in War and Peace, Pageant andSport," and "Slavery Seen Throug hRoman Eyes ." Members are asked tobring their fees to this meeting andhand them in to Miss Alice Roberts,Treasurer.

NEWN( :AN CLUB

A meeting of the Newman Clu bwill be held tonight (Tuesday) a t8:15, at the home of Mrs. J. J . Con-way, 4211 Pine Crescent .

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THE 'UBYSSEY

' Tuesday, November 14, 193 3

Original Convocation

The original members of Convoca -tion are marked by a C . Convoca -tion had its beginning in 1912 befor ethe University had started. It con-sisted of any graduate from any Uni -versity in the British Empire whohad resided at least two years' i nB. C. and was willing to pay a tw odollar fee . About two thousand peo -ple availed themselves of this priv -ilege so the University began wit ha ready made alumnae . The privileg ewas withdrawn shortly after the firs tclass graduated and now except fo rthe professors who come here fromother Universities, only our own

A Little Colo r

Over in the Administration Build-ing several interesting things may befound. This week your explorer dis-covered the Kardex system whic hputs graduates "on the spot" for pros-perity. It is a system of cards simi-lar to the one over in the library ex-cept the cards lie flat and overlapleaving about a quarter of an inchof each card visible. Every graduateautomatically becomes a member ofconvocation and there is a card forevery graduate . The cards are ar-ranged in alphabetical order and onthem is recorded the degrees ob-tained, the present address of th egraduate and if possible the occupa-tion. If an honor course has bee ntaken there is the letter H in a cer-tain square on the visible part ofthe card . On the right hand edg eof the card there is often a colore dspace. If this space Is left blank i tmeans the graduate lives in Vancou-ver . If it is pink he is in the prov-ince, if blue in another part of Can-ada, if green in the states, if red inEngland and if purple in foreignparts . If there is an X in this spac eit means the graduate is dead . Thusby merely running your finger dow nthe list you can see at a glance th epercentage of graduates who stay inB .C .

Before doing any serious exploringI would like to make a comment onthe new picture that appeared abovethis column last week . It is a verynice picture, a real work of art, bu tI feel myself bound to point out afew mistakes, First I would like tomake a protest at the knees of theabove gentleman, they really do no tresemble my knees a bit . I admitth artist had no means of knowingbut honestly my knees are neitherbony nor crooked. Secondly, therehas been a grave mistake as to thegender of the explorer . Still it is avery nice picture and I think the ex-pression on his face is just "toosweet .' ' I wish I could really lookas angelic as that but many futil ehours of practising before the mirro rhave convinced nee that it is impos-sible.

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Essays, Theses, Etc .

Frenc h

Another innovation is that our rec-ords belong jointly to the AlumnaeAssociation and to the University. Insome Universities the records arekept exclusively by the Alumnae As-sociatlon which is in a very good pos -ition to collect the material but du eto impermanence of organization hasdifficulty in keeping it, The Univer-sity on the other hand is able tohouse the tweeds but has difficultyin collecting the material . We havesolved this difficulty by having th eAlumnae Association collect all th einformation and housing it in th eUniversity .

Baffled Explore r

A member of the Alumnae is ap-pointed as record secretary . This of-fice is at present occupied by MissAbernethy, assistant registrar.

Besides the card index there is thevery permanent Convocation Roll . Itconsists of two very thick books eachtwo feet by one and contains all theinformation found on the cards.

After thoroughly inspecting th eroll and the cards your explorer de-cided to try a little original researc hon a subject which has interestedher . What becomes of the presidentsof A.M .S . after they graduate? Sh ewas baffled however when afte rlooking up four names she foun donly one had remembered to let theAlumnae Association know what hewas doing. Miss Abernethy said thatthis was her greatest difficulty . Veryfew graduates remember to send in -formation as to their whereaboutsand activities to the Alumnae Associ-ation. It has required a great dea lof work to make the records as com-plete as it is . It is to be hoped thatour future graduates will show more

consideration.

V.B .C . Originalit y

The system of colors and letters i soriginal with our University . OtherUniversities usually have the morecumbersome system of several in-dexes, one for addresses, another forresidences and another for degrees .Because we are younger than othe rUniversities we can profit by thei rmistakes and our system is believe dto be second to none.

graduates can become members o fconvocation and be recorded in th eKardex .

Hall U.B .C .

ARTS - AGRICULTURE

BAL L

Date: Thursday, Nov . 16th, 1933 .

Time: 9-1. Dancing - Supper.

Place: Vancouver Hotel .

Tickets : $2.00 Couple.

Tickets will be limited to 225 .

lhgssr(Member C,I .P., P,I .P,A, )

Telephone : Point Grey 206Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Boar dof the Alma Mater Society of the University of British

Columbia, Vancouver, B .C .Mail Subscriptions $2. per Year .

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Norman HackingSENIOR EDITORS

Tuesday: Pat Kerr

Friday : John CornishNews Manager : Archie ThompsonSport Editor: Christie Fletche r

Associate Editors: Zoe Browne-Clayton, Boyd AgnewAssociate Sport Editor: Dick Eisen

Assistant Editors : Esperance Blanchard, Murray Hunter ,Gerald Prevost .

Assistant Sport Editors: Don Macdonald, Howard Jones .Literary Editor : Arthur MayseFeature Editor : Darrel GomeryExchange Editor : Nancy Miles

Office Assistant : Janet HigginbothamReportorial Staff

General : Vivien Lexier, Ted Madeley, Constance Baird ,Jack MacDermot, Allan Morley, Helen Taylor, Warren

James. Viola Ringle, Harold Jeffery, Donna Lucas, Ji mFindlay, Ronald Dodds, Allan Baker, Margaret Ecker ,

Doris McDiarmid, Freth Edmonds.

Sport : Morley Fox, Clarence Idyll, Ronald Allen, John

Logan, Jack Dick (Grass Hockey), Doug . Manley,

Advertising Manager : Don McTavish .Circulation Manager: W. E. Simpson

Circulation Staff : W. Tomkinson, D . Jewett, D. Mills

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 193 3

LOCAL HYPOCRIS Y

The large and appreciative audience tha tgreeted the lecture by Dr. A. E. Zimmern yes-terday was an excellent commentary on theattitude of the student body towards worth -while speakers .

Dr. Zimmern has an excellent reputatio n

*as an authority on world conditions . His adviceto students to use their brains to dispel themaze of ignorance and prejudice that is suf-focating world relations was timely .

One aspect of his lecture was of peculiar

interest . He declared that Canadians spend

too much time worrying about the affairs of

distant Europe. They should spend more tim eon problems nearer home . For instance, Dr .Zimmern raised the question of our Orientalminorities in British Columbia .

Orientals are citizens of this province . They

pay taxes. They are human beings . Theirchildren are being educated as Canadians . Yetthese Canadians are not given the franchise .

Is that justice ?And yet august Canadian delegates go t o

Geneva at public expense and prate about therights of Ukrainian minorities in Roumania .It is time that the thinking people of this prov-ince faced the problems nearer home. Dr.Zimmern's remarks were a well-merited re-buke to our hypocritical self-complacency .

MAIL, U. B. C. !

Once again a highly rated prairie Canadia nRugby team has crossed the mountains in hig hhopes of capturing the Hardy Cup, emblematicof the Western Canada Intercollegiate Canad-ian Rugby Championship, and still U . B. C .retains that coveted trophy.

After Varsity's non too spectacular show-ing in the Big Four league to date this sea-son, many followers of the game went to Ath-Ietic,Park on Saturday with considerable mis-givings as to the probable results of the contest .And the impression which the Alberta boy sconveyed when they appeared on the field intheir snappy outfits did not make things lookany better for our representatives . But DocBurke's cohorts arose to the occasion in tra-ditional style, and the result was as fine agame of football as,inyone could ever wish tosee for any money, anywhere, either in Canad aor across the border ; it was not a case of ou rteam getting tthe breaks—it won because itplayed even better football than its opponents .Its members, and its coaches, who have bee nfaithfully turning oVt for early morning prac-flees ever since the middle of September, there -for deserve our heartiest congratulations .

It is also in order at this point to commenton the splendid support which the students andgeneral public extended to the game, in spit eof the unattractiveness of the weather . Thanksare also due to those organizations and firmswhich helped put the series over . And last bu tnot least, the vocal support of the students un-der the leadership of the Pep Club demonstrat-ed the fact that even if it does seem to pin eaway at tmes, the good old U . B . C. "Universityspirit" is still very much alive ,

COFFEE AND COLD TOWEL S

Today is the 14th of November. There areapproximately twenty more lecture days, andthen lectures will stop and exams will start .Undoubtedly a tolerably ingenious student wh ohas been paying more attention to outside acti-vities than to his studies, can go on for nine -teen of those days in the same way, cram fo reach of his exams the night before, and ge taway with a triumphant fifty percent average .But again, there are a lot of people who wil ldo this, expecting in all sincerity to get a re-spectable pass, and find to ther horror that

To the illustrator who turned out the trick yhead under which we appear for the first time ,our thanks . We like it, Peter and I, and glanceup at it proudly from time to time as we or-ganize our column .

Lke T. S. Eliot 's 'Hollow Men,' there seemsto be something symbolic about it . Those twoterrified apes—Peter and I, no doubt; and theelephant an enraged public (or professor) ren-dered vindictive by our quips.

While we 're on the subject we might a swell explain this head of ours, something w eshould have done long ago . It comes from'Cargoes' by John Masefield :'Quinquireme of Nineveh, from distant Ophi rRowing home to haven in sunny PalestineWith a cargo of ivory, apes and peacocks ,Sandalwood, cedarwood, and sweet whit e

wine . 'That 's all . Nothing deep and sinister about

it, really !

ON CRITICISM

When the editor first gave us this column ,he laid certain grave injunctions upon us .

"As well as printing such fish as come tothe net," he said, "you shall giv,e intelligentcriticism. You shall give praise where praiseis due, and if necessary, condemn ."

Winged words those; and, remembern gthem, we begin to be troubled by our editoria lconscience. For our attitude has been too muc hthat of a placid acceptance. "Ha! " we say toourselves, "this contribution if well-stretchedwill be good for a folio . "

Of course we have tried to criticize now and,then, but, finding that our words came backto us with a faintly braying echo, we gave itup, preferring to let such intellectuals as taketheir delight herein to their own criticizing .

STUDENT POETRY

Still, a few criticisms of student poetrymight be in order here. The prevailing opinionamong rhymsters of this college at any rateseems to be that the writing of verse is a busi-ness requiring no other thought than that in-cidental to the discovery of rhymes . Result :many of their productions, while pleasing t othe ear, won 't stand a second reading . Theysimply dissolve into a flurry of words .

Needless to say, this fault is by no meansconfined to students ; you will find it in thework of recognized poets . If you have readWilson Macdonald 's "Song of the Rebel" o rAlfred Noyes' verses on Swinburne, you may

agree with me in this.Then there is the matter of sentimentality .

Often the idea appears to be something lik ethis: "Here is the monkey-man howling for con-tributions again . Go to now! I shall write hi ma poem. I shall consider the ills of the world ,blighted love, and overdue essays until a moodof gentle melancholy steals over me . Then,while under the spell of this synthetic emotion ,I shall turn out a paper of verses, "

And the verses like the emotions that in -spired them, are synthetic—flabby and self -conscious .

We receive free verse and rhymed verse i nabout equal proportions . While we have a fair-ly decent working knowledge of the latter, th eformer leaves us puzzled . If a free verse con-tribution is too abstruse for us, we usuall ygive the writer the benefit of the doubt and ru nit; but if we sense a mere lazy attempt toavoid the task of finding rhymes, we kill i truthlessly . You will notice that most of the bet-ter-known free-versifiers are quite capable ofhandling the older forms as well .

Another characteristic — an amusing on ethis time—is the way in which faintly familiarlines have a way of cropping up . Lots of themget by us, but we catch the occasional one an drejoice over it . One poem (we saved it as a sou-venir) contained snatches of Fitzgerald, Words -worth and Rupert Brooke !

"Then," said Peter, reading over my shoul-der, "there was the time you yourself cribbe dfrom Keats. 'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' "he said, "and you come out with 'Beauty isspring, Spring beauty.' Of all the bald rob-beries

And so on until I shut him in the exchang edrawer .

Like wordiness though, this fault is by n omeans confined to student poets . I went to aliterary tea once

they have "flunked out," and that their tim efrom Christmas to April will be taken up i nsome other way than as a University student ,

Moral : Start studying now.

I CorrespondenceEditor, Ubyssey,Dear Sir :

My suggestion for a name for theVarsity team is the Varsity "Lions. "

Need I explain why ?Sincerely,

Stu .

Editor, Ubyssey,I note with delight your highly im-

proved edition of Friday, Novembe r10, 1933 and at the same time I alsonote your plea for a "Zoological Cog-nomen." Why not call the U. B. C .squad in intercollegiate competitio nthe "Grizzlies"? Not only is it famousfor its fighting ability and stamina i na good mix-up, but it is amongst themost cunning of the ersine inhabit -ants of North America, And so onc emore I say, "Why not 'The Griz-zlies' "?

Yours truly ,Ernest J. Costain.

Editor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir ,

How about calling our Varsity In-vincibles the "Pacific Pachyderms" ?

Sincerely yours ,Nancy P . Miles.

Editor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

This issue, which reports the meet-ings of the League of Nations Societyand the speech of Dr . Zimmern,seems a suitable one in which t ostate what seems to your correspond-'ant the most cogent argument agains tWar .

This is that the Nation-State hasno right greater than the right of th eFamily on the one hand, than theright of the World-State on the other .To put it concretely, let your readersthink of themselves as the heads offamilies that they will be some day :their country suddenly decides to goto war, and calls on Mr. A. to enlis tand kill its enemies or be killed . Icontend that it has no such right ,that Mr. A's duties as head of hisfamily on the one hand, as a citizenof the world on the other deman dthat he refuse to fight . Should he bekilled or maimed his family mus tsuffer : should he kill or wound otherworld-citizens, the World State mus tsuffer .

Again, his family is a true unit ;his nation, if a real unit (which i sessentially doubtful), is no more hi sunit than is the World-State. Hisfamily interests will never clash wit hthose of the World-State ; their goodis the world's good . On the otherpart, his family interests are not co-terminous with those of his nation :his family's food comes from theworld, its education comes from manynations, its spiritual values comefrom a catholic (small c) heritage .The nation is only a political unit oflocal government ; a larger city of theworld .

To me this seems an adequate basi sfar pacifism.—G. H. Cockburn .

Class and Club

S. C . M .The usual Tuesday noon-hour lec-

ture has been postponed until Wed-nesday 12:10 noon .

At that time the R.3v . Bruce Greywill speak on "The Indifference ofYouth to Religion, "

The Senior Study Group will meetSunday afternoon at the home ofMargaret Stobie, 4474 West' 12th Ave .The executive will meet Tuesday a t12 :15 .

LETTERS CLUBThe Letters Club will meet to -

night, Nov. 14, at 8 p .m. at the homeof Miss M. Bollert, 1185 West 10thAve., instead of at Mrs . J . Shofield'sas was announced before .

LITERARY FORUMA meeting of the Literary Foru m

will be held Wednesday in Arts 105at 12:15.

MEN'S COMMERCE CLUBA meeting of the Men's Commerc e

Club will be held in Applied Science204, Wednesday, November 15 at 12:10 .Dean Clement will address the Club ,his subject being "Fruit Marketin gDifficulties in the Okanagan ." Thi sis the second of a series of noon -hour talks relating to British Col-umbia's industries . All interested areinvited .

L'ALOUETTEThe next meeting of L'Alouette i s

to be held tonight at the home o fMiss Ruth Mackay, 1879 McNicho lAvenue . Take No. 12 car at Pacificand Granville, get off at CypressStreet and walk three blocks North .

All members are asked to attend .A one-act play has been arranged .

I. R. C .The fourth meeting of the Interna-

tional Relations Club will be held to -morrow, Wednesday at 8 p .m., at thehome of Mrs . N. F . Black, 2565 WestSeventh Avenue. Mr. Ernie Brown ,Miss Joan Clotworthy and Miss Grac enewer will present papers o n"Cases of International Friction i nthe Far East

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